E4 - Elementary School Kids Are The Best!

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    Are you guys all right?
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    We're all right!
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    You never say otherwise.
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    Rei's right!
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    Let's go, Doc. Rei.
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    Okay!
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    Right.
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    The future that is filled with hopes
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    The dream I imagined over and over
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    Will change tomorrow
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    Keep on moving forward,
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    Believe in Sky
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    The unknown road, taking the first step
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    That courage brings new encounters
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    When the door connecting the
    worlds opens, let's move forward
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    Tenderly holding the precious memories
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    Of the day we promised each other
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    When you get lost, stretch big
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    And feel the new wind
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    Okay, Start Now!
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    Because I have something
    to believe in and protect
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    I can be strong, stronger
    than myself yesterday
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    The future that is filled with hopes
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    The dream I imagined over and over
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    Will change tomorrow
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    Keep on moving forward,
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    Believe in Sky
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    ELEMENTARY SCHOOL KIDS ARE THE BEST!
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    Wow, it's beautiful!
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    Oh, sorry if I startled you.
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    O-oh, no.
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    You were so cool that I
    had to take some pictures!
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    You're so great!
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    Well, I'm...
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    When I see something good, I
    always take pictures of it.
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    That way, I won't forget, you know?
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    Hup, hup, hup!
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    Hey, Komachi.
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    Huh?
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    What are you looking for?
    You're supposed to be cleaning.
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    Well, I can't find it.
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    What's wrong, Komachi?
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    You know, I'm looking for
    the novel the girl who was
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    playing basketball at the park cherished.
[03:45] ---
    Well... what was the title of it?
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    Geez. How can you not know
    and still look for it?
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    What am I gonna do? Help me, Doc!
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    It'll be fine. Hey, do you
    remember how she looked?
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    I took a picture of her with the
    camera you made so I wouldn't forget.
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    Wow, that's perfect! Wait a second.
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    H-hey, where are you putting your hand in?!
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    My special "Saori Radar"!
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    What's that?
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    Saori, you got something strange again?
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    It's not strange!
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    This can read the information of whatever
    Saori’s special camera takes a picture of,
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    and then we can find what was lost.
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    It's my invention!
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    Well, I don't understand it
    entirely, but way to go, Doc!
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    Boy, organizing this place takes forever...
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    We also have to organize these products
    when we have time.
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    I feel better when I'm moving around.
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    Huh?
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    Huh?
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    Oh, there it is!
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    Wh-what?
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    Oh! Yes! It was "Mini Basket!"!
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    Oh, you were looking for "Mini Basket!"?
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    You know it, Doc?
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    Of course!
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    It's about elementary school girls
    who devote their lives to basketball.
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    It's a classic light novel that depicts
    their adolescence and growth!
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    Boy... I know there are no customers,
    but they're way too relaxed.
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    Oh, thanks.
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    No problem. Make yourself at home.
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    Okay.
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    Komachi, you're reading a book. That's rare.
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    What's up?
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    I know, right? I'll tell you...
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    All my teammates seem
    to have forgotten about "Mini Basket!"
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    What's "Mini Basket!"?
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    It's a light novel about basketball.
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    It's the reason we started
    playing basketball.
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    Is it because of the virus?
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    Yes, probably...
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    It even destroys the bond between friends.
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    That's unforgivable.
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    That's why I wanted to know more about the story
    and thought I would read it!
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    Cute elementary school girls...
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    With a high school boy as their coach...
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    Who teaches them basketball gently...
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    By taking their hands?
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    That's exactly right!
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    I-It sounds sort of dangerous...
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    I know what you mean, but he's not naughty.
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    Is he ONLY teaching basketball?
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    Huh? What else could it be?
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    Hey, Minami?!
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    Hey, Komachi?
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    A-are you all right?
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    THIS IS GOOD... IT'S MAKING ME CRY!
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    They're all so focused, working
    hard for each other...
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    It's priceless!
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    I-Is it that good?
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    I know, right?!
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    And these games are so exciting!
    Not only that, that girl...
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    becomes so good...
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    I know, I know! Komachi!
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    I don't quite get it.
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    But I know they like it.
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    To like someone's work, that
    shows talent. It's great.
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    A virus!
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    It's the Black Elites!
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    So that means, if we go into the
    world of this novel and get rid of the virus...
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    You're right. Then the girl's friends will...
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    Restore their memories!
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    Good! I gotta do this!
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    Well then. We should get going!
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    See you later!
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    Take care of the shop.
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    Salute!
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    Wow! Oh, they're so cute!
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    I knew the world of "Mini Basket!"
    would be full of cute girls!
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    Hey, you shouldn't take
    pictures without permission.
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    Rei, cuteness is justice, you know?
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    It's a human treasure
    we must leave to future generations.
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    Still, you have to use common sense!
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    What's the matter?!
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    I-in the gym...
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    GYM
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    A bunch of strange things came...
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    What are you doing?!
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    Now is a good time to flee outside!
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    O-okay.
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    What do we do? These viruses are everywhere.
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    Unless you destroy the mother virus,
    they will continue to multiply!
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    All right! I'll get rid of them all again!
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    Yeah.
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    Okay!
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    I knew you would come.
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    Maya!
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    You always interrupt me.
    You must have a lot of time on your hands.
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    None of your business. Just
    get out of this world!
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    "Sure!"
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    Do you really expect me to say that?!
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    Why are you doing this? Poor girls!
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    You know... I just can't
    stand cute little girls!
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    Because of novels like this,
    young girls become popular...
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    leaving me unable to get married!
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    That's gotta be the reason!
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    What?!
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    Is that the reason...?
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    I don't think so.
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    I think she's just taking it out on them.
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    I agree...
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    That's all the more reason
    for her to leave this world.
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    Oh my goodness. You're
    using force. So violent.
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    You started all this!
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    Solving a problem with
    force isn't good, you know.
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    Let's see...
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    How about a game of basketball?
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    Why? How could you make it about that?
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    Oh, you don't think you'll win, maybe?
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    I would love to play three-on-three!
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    If we win, you're going to
    leave this world, okay?!
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    Huh? Hey!
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    Well then, we'll play here after school!
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    Don't you run away!
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    Why would we?!
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    We're absolutely going to win!
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    My, you're full of yourself. But...
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    I'll beat your sorry asses!
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    We have no time to waste, Doc!
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    We must practice right away!
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    Yeah!
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    Let's do it! Let's do it!
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    For real?
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    Okay, let's go!
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    Hey, are you okay?
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    Huh? It went like that in
    "Mini Basket!", though...
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    Shooting at 45 degrees, height 3.05,
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    and distance 4.6...
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    This is it!
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    What?! It was perfect in the calculation!
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    How can we play a game like this?
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    Oh? Where's the practice tea-?
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    Wow!
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    Huh? Who's he?
[12:49] ---
    He's the coach in "Mini Basket!"
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    Wow, this is awesome! He's real!
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    Huh?
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    I know! Coach, we need to ask you a favor!
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    What?
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    Teach us how to play basketball!
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    Why?
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    We have to play a game with Black Elites!
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    "Black... Elites"?
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    If we lose, this world will disappear!
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    This world would... disappear?
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    Don't you get it?!
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    If we lose the game...
    the elementary school kids will disappear!
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    The kids will... disappear?!
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    That can't happen!
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    I will NEVER let that happen!
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    Now, let's practice! For
    the elementary school kids!
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    Yeah!
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    That's his motivation? Is that healthy?
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    Good!
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    Now that it's been decided...
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    Memorial Change!
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    Ta-dah~
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    Ah... what? Me too?
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    Geez. I can't believe this...
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    Hmm. We have until after school.
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    Coach! We want to be good basketball players!
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    We'll endure any practice!
[14:27] ---
    Well then, let's work
    on one skill per person.
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    And we'll work together to gain points.
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    Yeah!
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    Good! The lower body is the
    key! Move your waist more!
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    Yes, Coach!
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    Is this really effective...?
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    You must tantalize your opponents
    until they can't stand it anymore!
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    Slowly, but with swelling fire within!
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    Okay!
[15:03] ---
    What's this practice for...?
[15:06] ---
    Now, you do this!
[15:08] ---
    What?
[15:10] ---
    Such delicate, yet bold movements of the fingers.
    And you must see the right timing!
[15:18] ---
    Good, that's great!
[15:20] ---
    Uh, what is?
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    And the most important thing
    is... to work together!
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    Hup!
[15:26] ---
    Hup!
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    That's it!
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    Man, I can't believe what we're doing.
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    No? I actually enjoy it.
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    Me, too!
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    I think I can understand the
    little girl's feelings a bit.
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    The girl you met at the park?
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    Yeah!
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    I enjoy playing basketball itself,
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    but I enjoy working on something
    with my friends even more.
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    Well, I guess you're right.
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    Let's do this together, Rei. Doc!
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    Everyone...
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    I'll teach you one last important thing.
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    Enjoy the basketball all the way!
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    Right!
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    Go kill 'em!
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    I see you didn't run away.
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    Of course not!
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    Playing against this tall center and these
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    floating shooters, do you
    really think you can win?
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    That's not fair!
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    It'll be fine, it'll be fine!
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    We practiced a lot!
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    Yeah.
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    All right, let's beat 'em!
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    Yeah!
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    Go get them!
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    Okay! Now!
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    He isn't the coach for nothing!
    He knew this would happen!
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    There!
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    Komachi!
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    Yeah!
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    We did it!
[17:34] ---
    Great job, everyone!
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    They did it!
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    When you dribble, you
    must use your lower body!
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    Attract your opponent enough,
    and then pass the ball!
[17:50] ---
    That coach was right on point!
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    What the hell?!
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    With a delicate, yet powerful touch!
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    Awesome, Rei!
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    Good! We're tied!
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    Keep it up!
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    No! I thought this would be an easy win!
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    I have to do something.
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    Komachi!
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    Komachi!
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    What should I do?
[18:39] ---
    Enjoy the basketball all the way!
[18:43] ---
    Okay!
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    Go for it!
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    She did it!
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    It's not over yet!
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    Oh no...
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    Winning by a buzzer beater
    shot is just the best way!
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    Well then, a promise is a promise.
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    This light novel's world will be...
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    Don't...!
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    Huh...?
[19:50] ---
    You switched the ball?
    That's against the rules!
[19:53] ---
    That's not fair!
[19:55] ---
    Are you happy you won like that?!
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    To hell with the basketball game!
[20:01] ---
    This calls for a battle. Go, little viruses!
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    So, just as always in the end.
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    Looks like it.
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    But I think it'll be over faster this time.
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    Memorial Change!
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    I hate this!
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    It's over!
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    That was unpredictable.
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    Basketball was fun!
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    Yeah, not so bad.
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    Now the elementary school kids are...
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    ...protected.
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    They're safe and sound!
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    I'm so happy. I'm so happy!
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    Fall is for sports
    Fall is for basketball
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    Welcome back.
[21:22] ---
    Oh? What's wrong?
[21:24] ---
    Oh my God, I wanna train
    cute girls like them.
[21:28] ---
    How can they stand up again in that situation?
    That's awesome. They're so cool!
[21:34] ---
    What's this?
[21:36] ---
    Well, we all read and loved
    the "Mini Basket!" novels...
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    Wow, I can't help being
    overwhelmed! You know!
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    That good, huh?
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    I guess her friends remembered it, too.
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    A happy ending.
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    The world I long for and cherish
[22:28] ---
    Is always in my heart (here)
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    It won't fade
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    Days when we laugh till our tears fall
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    Or get depressed because of mishaps
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    We can help each other face obstacles
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    We'll make sure to get it back
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    To hopes
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    When protecting what we cherish
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    Tremendous amounts of
    power well up from inside
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    Because you're here, I won't give up
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    I'll push forward, I decided
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    Strong bond "miracle" shines and sparkles