E12 - SHINOBUMONOGATARI Shinobu Mustard Part Three
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EVEN BACK THEN,
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IT WAS A CONVERSATION
WITH A CURTAIN BETWEEN US
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I ALMOST COMMITTED SUICIDE
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JUST LIKE THE CITIZENS
OF THE KINGDOM SHE RUINED
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Well, it's very much convincing as they say.
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BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS = PRINCESS ACEROLA
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The Beautiful Princess.
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Princess Acerola being
an inhabitant of Heaven.
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How can I possibly
make a complaint about that?
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Not good.
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My speech pattern
is already starting to go awry.
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It's just like her to do so.
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If I was told that not only is she
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an inhabitant of Heaven but the Queen of Heaven,
I'd still be convinced.
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The fact that Princess Acerola
is here isn't surprising at all.
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What's surprising is the fact that
Koyomi Araragi is here.
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That is because I have
invited you here, Lord Araragi.
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Just like how I was separated
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from my vampirism
and sent down to Hell for several months,
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When Princess Acerola turned into Kiss-shot
Acerola-orion Heart-under-blade 600 years ago,
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the beautiful soul that "died" then separated
from her body and ascended to Heaven?
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Why did you call me up to Heaven,
Princess Acerola?
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I have to get water, I mean blood, from
the Blood Pond Hell and take it back with me.
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Please, do not be so indifferent.
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Please take some time to keep
this ignorant one company, Lord Araragi.
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This location is an imitation of my homeland.
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By my homeland, I mean the first
of multiple countries that I ruined.
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Beauty destroying a country is a concept
that I can't firmly grasp.
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Wouldn't it have been a country that would fall
to ruin someday, even if you weren't there?
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ALL THAT IS FAIR WILL INEVITABLY FADE
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All that is fair will inevitably fade.
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No matter how beautiful,
it will fall to ruin someday.
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Is that what you want to say,
Lord Araragi?
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If so, as I have gained eternity
by having Suicide-Master drink my blood,
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you can say that I am all too avaricious.
[02:13] ---
I regretted my survival.
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I should have died
before I met Suicide-Master.
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Because of that, I made Suicide-Master
shoulder a heavy, heavy burden.
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This princess doesn't regret
that her blood got sucked,
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but she regrets
that she allowed it to happen.
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Therefore, I feel I am interfering
with things,
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but I could not help but pull you up
as you were willing to fall to Hell for her.
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But that's not something
you should be worried about, right?
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Vampires are destined
to drink others' blood.
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I can say this because I myself
have become a vampire.
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But vampires drinking blood is different
from Mr. Lion or Ms. Bear assaulting humans.
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MR. LION?
MS. BEAR?
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I believe speaking of vampires
who feed on humans
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on relative terms to carnivorous animals
is unreasonable, after all.
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However, if that point
turns out to be the same...
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It means that I have changed
the ecosystem of an endangered species.
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VAMPIRE
HUMAN
CARNIVORES
HERBIVORES
PLANTS
BACTERIA
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That may be a heavier sin, perhaps.
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It may be a bit too late already.
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In terms of protecting
an endangered species,
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I would like to save Suicide-Master.
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In other words, you pulled me up to save
Ms. Suicide-Master... I mean, Lady Suicide-Master?
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Yes. I actually do not think
that you are that evil of a person.
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IT SEEMS HONESTY IS A VIRTUE, TOO
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Um, so is there a Blood Pond Hell
up here in Heaven as well?
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Is it closer and easier to gather from?
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Heaven does not have a Blood Pond Hell.
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It exists just as much as a place for myself
and Lord Araragi does not exist in this realm.
[04:17] OS
STOP
DO NOT ENTER
NO ARARAGI'S ALLOWED
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SHE JUST SAID SOMETHING TERRIBLE
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Can this be a warning that
what we're doing is completely missing the mark?
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Even if I were to scoop up
a glassful of medicine from Blood Pond Hell,
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will it not be a remedy
that will revive Lady Suicide-Master?
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Oh no, that is not what I mean.
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However...
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She will not drink it.
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She will not accept it.
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She is a gourmet.
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As a competent, top-tier epicure,
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she will not ingest menu items
that will not satisfy her.
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She will not eat.
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The advice I can give you is that
if there is a sweet remedy for Suicide-Master,
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it is not a soda fountain stocked
with various types of blood,
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but blood extracted from
one certain chosen individual instead.
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For instance...
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like blood from yours truly.
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Please close your eyes.
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That is, of course...
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because I cannot kiss you
while wearing a mask.
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That is what I meant when I asked you
to close your eyes.
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SHINOBUMONOGATARI
SHINOBU MUSTARD
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MONSTER SEASON BROADCAST NUMBER THREE
[06:46] OS
SHINOBUMONOGATARI EPISODE ONE
SHINOBU MUSTARD, PART THREE
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Y-You, you, you, you!
You're back to life!
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A-Ara-Arara...
Mr. Araragi!
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Koyomin, because you were showing
no signs of resuscitation,
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they wondered if they accidentally
killed their partner or friend.
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They've been suffering from a guilty conscience
up until just now.
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I was bored, bored, bored, bored, bored,
bored, bored and didn't know what to do.
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They contacted me in my boredom.
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CAN IT BE MS. GAEN IS ANGRY?
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I'm not angry. I am hurt, though.
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I thought you could trust me
just a little bit more.
[07:44] OS
DEMON SWORD "YUME-WATARI"
MATCHES THE BLADE WHICH KILLS APPARITIONS,
A BLADE OF REVIVAL
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What's wrong, Koyomin?
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Big Sister here
is waiting for words of apology.
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I'm ready to forgive you already,
so let's hurry up and make up, and feel refreshed.
[08:16] ---
It was not a kiss,
but actually a mouth-to-mouth.
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Of all things, the princess entrusted me
through a mouth-to-mouth.
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The perfect remedy.
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A medicine to use in place
of the Blood Pond Hell soup.
[08:29] ---
The parting gift that the Beautiful Princess
entrusted me with was saliva.
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Not blood, but saliva.
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Y-You... finally have become
this indiscriminate.
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It's like when you hydrate
some dried wakame seaweed.
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This is marvelous.
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But we can't do the same thing
to the high school girls' mummies.
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Because this "resuscitation" itself
is vampirization.
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So it was Suicide-Master after all.
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The fact that she's hardly recognizable
still hasn't changed.
[09:21] OS
DID THE TREATMENT FAIL?
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What does that mean?
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I'm sure it'll take some time for the moisture
to reach the capillaries, especially in the brain.
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Though at this rate,
it shouldn't take a whole day.
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I have a good idea for the circumstances
on Koyomin's side.
[09:39] ---
"It shouldn't take a whole day."
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In other words, it'll take until
sometime tomorrow evening.
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Then, that vampire...
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The prime suspect that I've been searching for,
Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicide-Master.
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Before she awakens, I'd like you
to get a grasp on my side of things.
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To the point where you can't go back.
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Huh?
[10:07] ---
What do you mean by suspect?
That's my old buddy.
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From here, we all need to stick together
and engage in spirited discussion.
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Yes. All of us.
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Including the sleeping vampire,
Suicide-Master.
[10:23] ---
First off, a report.
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A fourth mummy has been found.
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A mummy of a high school girl.
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A fourth mummy.
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If the time of the crime can be narrowed down
from the conditions it was found,
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then would that mean
Suicide-Master has a valid alibi?
[10:46] ---
The fact that she was sheltered
in this divine precinct
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basically means that the divine precinct
was keeping an eye on her.
[10:53] ---
The fourth victim, the fourth mummy,
is Misago Kangu.
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It goes without saying she's a member
of the Naoetsu High Girls' Basketball Team,
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and one of the two girls
who had "gone missing."
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Where was she found?
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At the bottom of a reservoir.
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She had weights attached to her
and had been sunk to the bottom.
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Unless we searched the premise for
the probability of an unfound victim being high,
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it would basically be impossible
to find anything in such a location.
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A horrible location.
I can even sense malicious intent.
[11:26] ---
I feel dismal, dwarven,
and rather typical human behavior.
[11:32] ---
Which means,
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we should assume that
the other missing team member
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has also been
secretly mummified somewhere?
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At the least, there are few elements
that allow us to think optimistically.
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It's not like the fifth person
could be the last one, either.
[11:45] OS
1. KIE HARIMAZE
2. ABURI HONNO
3. KYOUMI KUCHIMOTO
4. MISAGO KANGU
5. SOWA KISEKI
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The fifth person, Sowa Kiseki.
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I'm sure she's being searched
in earnest by now.
[11:50] OS
SEARCHING IN EARNEST
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If it were me, I'd bury her in the dirt.
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It would make it harder to find.
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I say that because the condition when I rescued
Ms. Suicide-Master was basically like that.
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Suicide-Master was buried in dirt?
[12:08] ---
More like in a mountain than in dirt.
[12:11] ---
Well, I'll hear about the connection
between Hachikuji and Suicide-Master later.
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There's something I need to tell you
first, Koyomin.
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A code.
[12:23] ---
There was a code left behind.
[12:32] ---
Does it have to do
with prime numbers again?
[12:34] ---
I don't think Suicide-Master
even knows what a prime number is.
[12:39] ---
I don't know, either.
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Right.
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As a matter of fact, I didn't suspect
Suicide-Master as much as I claimed.
[12:47] ---
Though it is a fact that
after such a code was found,
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she was the unavoidable prime suspect.
[12:53] ---
Then for the other suspects, what kind
of vampires did you have in mind?
[12:58] ---
I'll avoid going into specifics,
[13:00] OS
SUICIDE-MASTER
BEEN A WHILE, DO YOU REMEMBER ME?
IT'S ME! I AM THE VAMPIRE OF PREPARED DEATH,
INEVITABLE DEATH, AND CERTAIN DEATH!
DID YOU FORGET?
I LEFT A SIMPLE CODE, BUT DID YOU SOLVE IT YET?
[13:01] ---
but I can assume there's a vampire out there
who wants to place the blame on Suicide-Master.
[13:07] ---
If they can fake the famous
Suicide-Master as the assumed culprit,
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they can safely continue
with their vampiric activity.
[13:15] ---
If there even is such a vampire out there
who would think that.
[13:19] ---
They turned Suicide-Master herself
into a mummy to do that?
[13:23] ---
Then, if "B777Q" was a signature,
that signature was a fake one?
[13:30] ---
Even if it was a living message, that is.
[13:34] ---
If a vampire faces a high school girl,
and introduces themselves like
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"I am the vampire of prepared death,
inevitable death, and certain death,
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Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicide-Master."
[13:45] ---
And if the victim took it in hook, line, and sinker...
The likelihood she leaves that name behind is high.
[13:53] ---
However, Suicide-Master, unlike Shinobu, is not
a vampire who's been acknowledged to be harmless.
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So even if she was innocent of this crime,
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she's still a target for extermination
to specialists.
[14:06] ---
Well, I'm a moderate,
so I'd never do such a thing.
[14:11] ---
There's something I shouldn't forget.
[14:13] ---
Ms. Gaen has called Ms. Kagenui over.
[14:16] ---
The only human weapon in the industry who
can punch an immortal apparition to death.
[14:23] ---
I don't really want to think about that.
[14:27] ---
Under what condition
was this code found?
[14:31] ---
You said that Kangu's mummy was sunken
to the bottom of a reservoir.
[14:36] ---
A message was left behind on a tool
that high school girls use on a regular basis.
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Her smartphone.
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This is the number
that was on the screen.
[14:46] ---
I deduced that this may perhaps
be a message.
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That it's a code.
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I understand, Ms. Gaen.
[14:53] ---
Can you wait for the answer
until tomorrow morning?
[14:57] ---
I'll leave this part up to you.
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I know everything,
but I'm not too good with codes.
[15:03] ---
Of course, more than the fact that
a code was left behind,
[15:07] ---
but the fact that it was left behind
on a cellphone is a stronger element.
[15:11] OS
CALL / SOCIAL MEDIA / PHOTOS / CHAT
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This means that unlike the previous victims,
the phone was unlocked.
[15:17] ---
And now, the victim's personal information
has been leaked in its entirety to me.
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Now, next up.
What we've been waiting for.
[15:24] ---
Let's listen to Hachikuji's story.
[15:27] ---
I was forbidden from saying anything
so I had delayed
[15:29] ---
the explanation of such matters
to Mr. Araragi and company.
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But I will ditch the right to remain silent,
and use my right to spread the word.
[15:39] OS
MAIMAI MAYOITEI
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It was one week ago from now.
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I noticed an apparition passing through
a barrier that protects the town.
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And the visiting apparition at the time
was none other than
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the vampire of prepared death,
inevitable death, and certain death,
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Ms. Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicide-Master.
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Don't give me a "can't you flub
at least a little bit" look.
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Did you think I'd say,
"Sorry, I didn't flub," or something?
[16:12] ---
Well, I wasn't caught off guard by appearances,
and I didn't sense anything menacing.
[16:18] ---
Because Ms. Suicide-Master showed some
thoughtfulness when landing on these grounds
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and took the time to avoid me.
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Though, because she took the time
to avoid me, she screwed up the landing,
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and was blown apart into smithereens.
[16:38] ---
"It seems I have died yet again."
[16:41] ---
That's what she said.
[16:42] ---
Is that a pet phrase?
A signature phrase?
[16:46] ---
And once she revived,
she told me the reason for her visit.
[16:50] ---
She said, "I came to visit Kiss-shot Acerola-orion
Heart-under-blade who was once my friend."
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It didn't seem like she was telling a lie.
[17:00] ---
More than anything, I couldn't help
but give directions once asked.
[17:04] ---
That's the kind of god I am.
[17:05] OS
MAYOI HACHIKUJI / GOD
[17:06] ---
It's my job to guide the lost.
[17:09] ---
I didn't touch upon Ms. Shinobu's
current condition and sent her off.
[17:14] ---
So, I had assumed that she had
a heartwarming reunion afterwards.
[17:20] ---
But a week later, that is, today...
[17:22] ---
or is it yesterday already?
[17:24] ---
I found the mummified visitor,
mercilessly buried in this mountain.
[17:35] ---
I see.
[17:38] ---
Well, that's within
the bounds of expectation.
[17:40] ---
Including the reason for the visit.
[17:43] ---
However the bit about
breaking through the barrier is getting to me.
[17:47] ---
How to put it...
[17:49] ---
I didn't think she was the type
who would come in head-on like that.
[17:52] ---
She's a vampire, so she could have turned
her body to mist or dive into shadows.
[17:57] ---
There are countless ways to go about it.
[18:00] ---
But, according to Shinobu,
[18:02] ---
a flashy, showy entrance
is what makes her Suicide-Master.
[18:08] ---
I've heard rumors saying as such, too.
[18:11] ---
But the reason she was able
to get through the barrier...
[18:16] ---
Which means, it must be because
she's a powerful vampire.
[18:20] ---
Whether it be a barrier
or the demon realm,
[18:22] ---
it shouldn't be impossible for her
to get through by brute force.
[18:26] ---
Well, yeah.
We'll know once we interrogate her.
[18:31] ---
Indeed, we'll have to ask the person
in question.
[18:35] ---
I'm wondering a bit myself now.
[18:40] ---
I mean, there's no way
she can be the culprit.
[18:44] ---
Because right now,
[18:46] ---
she can't eat
any other food than myself.
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IT'S NOT THAT SHE EATS ONLY DELICIOUS FOOD
[18:53] OS
SHE CAN'T EAT ANYTHING
OTHER THAN DELICIOUS FOOD.
[18:55] ---
My memories of those days
are already hazy.
[18:58] ---
But Suicide-Master had become
weaker and weaker before my eyes.
[19:04] ---
Her original form was older than my perfect form.
A bold, captivating, mature woman.
[19:12] ---
From the looks of it, she's regressed
even further than before.
[19:16] ---
It's only understandable.
[19:18] ---
Once you have a taste
of the Beautiful Princess's blood,
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the blood of anyone else
would be thinner than water.
[19:26] ---
And so.
[19:28] ---
That's why.
[19:29] ---
Suicide-Master assaulting high school girls
walking around town...
[19:33] ---
I can't imagine her
doing such a gluttonous act.
[19:41] ---
Well, that's a statement
worth taking into consideration.
[19:45] ---
However...
[19:46] ---
That comment from Shinobu has coincidentally
opened up one new possibility.
[19:51] ---
The one who creator her,
the one who named her...
[19:53] ---
The vampire of prepared death,
inevitable death, and certain death.
[19:56] ---
Why now, after all this time,
for the first time in 600 years,
[19:57] OS
HISTORY CORNER
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is she visiting the iron-blooded,
hot-blooded, cold-blooded vampire?
[20:05] ---
Starving, weakened,
and reverted to a young girl.
[20:07] ---
She reverted back to
as young as she could become.
[20:10] ---
Perhaps she came here
to eat her "former buddy,"
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which is the one thing
she could stomach?
[20:20] ---
Now that the sun is up, Suicide-Master
won't be fully revived and awake
[20:25] ---
until nighttime as I had predicted.
Until then...
[20:28] ---
I'm in charge of Kangu's living message.
[20:32] ---
Big Sister will first analyze the cellphone
that the code was recorded on.
[20:38] ---
I'll peek into the shadows of
a high school girl's extracurricular activities.
[20:41] ---
A bit late, but I guess
I will do a patrol around town.
[20:46] ---
I am the god of lost children
and the god of strolls, after all.
[20:51] ---
I will assist in this investigation
from a god's point of view.
[20:55] ---
I'll also be asleep during the day,
but once night falls I will assist as well.
[21:00] ---
It'd be better if I was around when
you hear the story from Suicide-Master.
[21:05] ---
If anything, you can even put me
in charge of the interrogation.
[21:08] OS
REPOSITIONING PEOPLE TO WHERE THEY STARTED
[21:10] ---
Instead of heading home,
I'll just go straight to college instead.
[21:14] ---
Shall we meet up somewhere?
[21:16] ---
Let's meet up at Naoetsu General Hospital.
[21:19] ---
I'll introduce you to Misago Kangu,
the fourth mummy.
[21:23] ---
Now that we have a fourth victim found,
[21:26] ---
I'm definitely reaching my limits
for information control and analysis.
[21:30] ---
The case has gotten complicated, but no matter
what the truth is, we have to end it tonight.
[21:36] ---
Or it will be a big riot
where everything turns upside down.
[21:42] ---
But the reason to hurry for a solution isn't
just because people will make a big deal of it.
[21:48] ---
There's also the sense of justice
to not have any more victims.
[21:51] ---
But that's not all, either.
[21:54] ---
If tomorrow morning comes and this series
of incidents have not been resolved,
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Ms. Kagenui will arrive in time.
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UNHAPPY?
A troubled human child
[22:07] ---
UNLUCKY?
For the inhumane
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BE HAPPY!
Aim timelessly
[22:10] ---
Because you're alive
[22:12] ---
A past that you looked away from too
[22:13] ---
A boring future too
[22:15] ---
Counseling
[22:16] ---
Oh man
[22:17] ---
All the times and places
Peace, peace
[22:18] ---
UNHAPPY?
[22:20] ---
UNLUCKY?
[22:22] ---
BE HAPPY!
[22:23] ---
UNDEAD
[22:31] ---
Cut in
Somehow, for some reason
[22:33] ---
In the mere future
[22:35] ---
I have a feeling that...
[22:37] ---
I can't have any hopes or expectations
[22:38] ---
I've lived long enough
[22:40] ---
I'm fed up with déjà vu
and the run-of-the-mill
[22:42] ---
There are no signs of wonderful occasions
[22:45] ---
That's too bad
[22:46] ---
It's the cause and effect
of accumulated experiences
[22:47] ---
Conventional myths and boring evolution
[22:49] ---
In other words, I need stimulation
[22:50] ---
I got tired of it
I got used to it
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Just kidding
Guidance that gets adjusted
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Compliance that increases
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They seem to be shoved under the rug
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I sucked it all
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That, this and all of it
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They all taste the same
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UNDEAD
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I'm not dead yet
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A chain of you and you
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To be alive is to keep changing
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Don't be satisfied
With unhappiness
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You're a coward if you don't try to be happy
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This world and this world are
A strange, strange fantasy
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Will a demon appear next or will a snake?
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The story finally begins after meeting
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Is it a human or monster?
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Returning to the subject at hand
Peace, peace
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