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E1 - OROKAMONOGATARI Tsukihi Undo

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    Observation report of Shideno-bird
    known as Tsukihi Araragi, number 2761.

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    Written by Yotsugi Ononoki.
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    Which is me. That's right, me.
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    Yeah! Peace, peace!
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    An eternal apparition, the temporary guise
    of the Shideno-bird in this world.

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    It has been roughly six months
    since I started observing Tsukihi Araragi.

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    She moves on instinct, thrashes about
    as she pleases based on the general vibe,

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    and is dead set
    on not doing things she doesn't like.

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    She seems to live on a creature's instincts,
    much like a creature itself.

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    Although she is an apparition.
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    APPARITION
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    Looking back, whenever something
    happened in this town,

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    Tsukihi Araragi was involved
    basically every single time.

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    GRADUATION CEREMONY
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    MAELSTROM
    (kachu)
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    She is always at the center
    of the maelstrom.

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    IN FLAME
    (kachu)
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    The Shideno-bird is dancing
    at the center of the flame.

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    Of course you will see distortion
    if an immortal apparition is close to the nucleus.

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    To observe the phoenix
    that is the Shideno-bird...

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    You can't flinch. You can't show mercy.
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    You can't be mesmerized.
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    And obviously...
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    it can only be observed
    by an abominable,

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    heartless monster
    that can annihilate its brilliant flight.

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    THIS IS EPISODE 3 IN THE
    OROKAMONOGATARI Series
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    Tsukihi Undo
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    THIS IS EPISODE 1 OF
    OFF & MONSTER Season
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    WINNER
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    Devilish Big Brother,
    abbreviated as Devil Boy.

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    DEVILISH BIG BROTHER
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    He has Lolita complex, so he's kind to me.
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    Even today. This morning, he secretly
    provided me a cup of ice cream as I worked.

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    He seems to have a misunderstanding.
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    If you ask me if I have an appetite,
    I probably don't.

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    But pretending to be human,
    such as by eating then sleeping,

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    is very important
    for humanoid apparitions like myself.

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    If I don't pretend to be human...
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    I lose this humanoid form.
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    By the way, I've been living
    in the Araragi residence since this past February.

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    At the time, Tsukihi Araragi
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    ARARAGI RESIDENCE, SECOND FLOOR
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    shared a room with Karen Araragi,
    her sister one year her senior.

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    But in April, when Karen Araragi advanced
    to high school, she got her own room.

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    I just didn't feel like it, so I made a U-turn
    while heading to school and came back home, and...
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    My plushie is eating ice cream!?
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    Okay, just consider it
    a visual misperception.

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    No can do. You can't pretend
    to be a doll after all that.
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    You were totally moving.
    You were licking the lid of the ice cream cup.
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    You were enjoying it.
    There's ice cream on your cheek.
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    The cup of ice cream is scattered here.
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    You're still holding a spoon.
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    Also, don't toss ice cream onto the bed.
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    There's cream plastered
    all over the comforter now.
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    M-Maybe the doll was given a soul
    after Big Brother poured so much affection into it?
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    Like Pinocchio?
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    Come on, respond to me.
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    It's totally obvious. How long are you going
    to pretend to be a plushie!?
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    Hiding your identity and secretly freeloading
    within a family is simply the worst!
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    And that's what you're doing.
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    I can kill off someone like this
    anytime I want.

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    However, that "anytime" is not now.
    More like I'm in deep trouble.

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    The fact that Tsukihi Araragi
    saw through my true identity

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    means that I was not able
    to do a good job as a professional.

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    It was not my job
    to dispose of the Shideno-bird,

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    but obliterating my observation target
    so I can keep my failure concealed.

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    But that would be doing something
    that's unworthy of a professional.

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    OIL
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    Ig-Ig-Ignite!
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    Ten...
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    Nine...
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    Eight...
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    Seven...
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    Six...
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    DOLL MEMORIAL SERVICE
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    Five...
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    Four...
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    Three...
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    Two...
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    Hot!
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    OIL
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    SLIP
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    I-I knew it!
    My plushie really did move!
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    My eyes weren't seeing things!
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    What is this? It's super scary!
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    Oh, so scary!
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    Everyone together... Ready?
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    Scary!
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    YOU'RE EVEN SCARIER
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    You're even scarier.
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    What? Then, Ononoki,
    you're a magical girl of justice
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    who came to this world from
    another dimension to defeat a monster,
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    so you turned your existence into just a soul
    to pass through the dimensional wall
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    and you needed an object
    to place your soul into,
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    and that's why you possessed my doll!?
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    A-And? What kind of monster
    did you come to defeat?
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    Um, I can't really summarize it
    in one sentence.
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    That's fine. If you can't say it in one sentence,
    say it in a hundred sentences!
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    For the first time in my life, I, Tsukihi,
    will listen to someone's story seriously!
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    It's like a subconscious malice
    that involves everyone around it.
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    That monster simply existing
    will draw disaster towards it.
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    Before this town gets embroiled in disaster,
    I have to settle the score with it.
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    There are some bad guys out there.
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    Then, I'll head out to battle now.
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    Rest assured.
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    When my mission is complete,
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    my soul will automatically be summoned
    back to my original dimension.
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    This corpse...
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    I mean, this doll will be returned
    to your room where it originally was.
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    Well then, please pray for my victory.
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    For this world
    and for all the people you love.
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    Unlimited...
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    Hold on just a second!
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    BEWARE OF BIRDS
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    Wh-What is it, Tsukihi?
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    After hearing a tale like that, did you think I,
    Tsukihi, would just stay quiet about it?
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    If there's a horrible monster like that
    in this world, there's no way I'd leave it be!
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    I'll help you defeat this monster!
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    Huh?
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    Let's fight together!
[07:11] ---
    Huh?
[07:12] ---
    What?
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    Negative.
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    I cannot trouble the residents of this world.
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    This is a job that I need to do on my own.
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    Don't say that you're alone!
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    This is about my own world,
    so I have to protect it!
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    It must be fate
    that you possessed my doll.
[07:31] ---
    You don't have to be
    so modest with me, Ononoki!
[07:34] ---
    It's too late!
    I'm already in the mood for this!
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    A MYSTERIOUS ENCOUNTER
    WILL CHANGE A GIRL'S FATE
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    DOKI-DOKI
    MAGIC TIME
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    Even if you say you don't want to,
    I'll help you out like it was out of spite!
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    THE ACE IS A FRIENDSHIP STORY!!
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    I'll show you that this world
    also has heroes of justice!
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    JUSTICE
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    And of course, I am justice itself!
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    And then, Tsukihi Araragi
    headed to school once again.

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    More like, I egged her on to go.
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    One minute later, I was in Nadeko Sengoku's
    room in the Sengoku residence.

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    I came to this world from another dimension
    to defeat monsters.
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    I am a magical girl of justice.
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    And so, if you don't want to be killed off,
    cooperate with me, Nadeko Sengoku.
[08:30] ---
    OH, THAT'S RIGHT
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    SHE'S AN ASPIRING MANGA ARTIST
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    N-No, you definitely aren't
    a magical girl or anything, right?
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    You're some kind of apparition,
    aren't you?
[08:39] ---
    A-Are you an oil monster
    or something?
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    OIL
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    Y-You declared yourself as one of justice...
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    So do you have something
    to do with Tsukihi?
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    Oh.
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    That's so like Tsukihi.
[08:53] ---
    All right, I get it. I'll help you out.
[08:57] ---
    I mean, it's to help Tsukihi out.
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    SHE'S CUTE, DAMN IT.
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    Though we're both in the
    "human turned into apparition" league,

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    for me, as I am now completely
    irreversibly an apparition,

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    survivors such as Koyomi Araragi and
    Nadeko Sengoku are people I just want to support.

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    Though I'll kill them when I have to.
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    But what should I be doing?
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    I'm not a snake god anymore,
    you know.
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    But there's something I can do
    to help Tsukihi?
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    Besides, I hardly ever
    leave the house lately.
[09:32] ---
    If I stay outside for too long,
    I might be done for from the sunlight.
[09:40] ---
    Perhaps you should start
    going to school again soon?
[09:44] ---
    You don't need to worry.
    Nobody's really concerned about you.
[09:49] ---
    Yeah.
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    The class, too. Nowadays, it seems to be
    pretty coherent now.
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    I heard from Tsukihi.
[09:58] ---
    Tsukihi Araragi had been
    investigating about that as well?

[10:02] ---
    It seems a bit difficult to investigate
    internal affairs of a different school.

[10:07] ---
    But, you know...
[10:09] ---
    There's something I want to do right now.
[10:12] ---
    I think this is what I need to do right now.
[10:17] ---
    Did this girl grow taller?
[10:21] ---
    Oh, right. A growth spurt.
[10:24] ---
    Because she's alive, she grows.
    I see.

[10:29] ---
    If this life as a shut-in is letting Nadeko Sengoku
    grow in a healthy manner instead,

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    then that is quite an irony in itself.
[10:37] ---
    Then, there really is no need
    to force herself to go to school.

[10:41] ---
    It's not worth commuting
    if you're making yourself feel uncomfortable.

[10:46] ---
    Of course, helping Tsukihi out
    is one of the things I want to do.
[10:51] ---
    So what should I do?
[10:54] ---
    Oh, yeah. Indeed, the snake god
    doesn't reside within you anymore.
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    But a different apparition
    still resides within you, right?
[11:06] ---
    Is that so?
[11:08] ---
    She's oblivious. That means,
    Big Brother Kaiki did quite a good job.

[11:14] ---
    Nothing less from a con artist.
[11:16] ---
    A slug.
[11:17] ---
    Huh?
[11:18] ---
    SLUG TOFU
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    A Slug Tofu.
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    It's the apparition Deishu Kaiki used
    to exorcise the snake god from within you.
[11:27] ---
    I'll put it to use once again.
[11:32] ---
    Please give me the residual image
    of that apparition.
[11:35] ---
    I'll pretend that the slug is the monster,
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    and defeat it right in front
    of Tsukihi Araragi's eyes.
[11:41] ---
    That should be it as the actor.
[11:43] ---
    G-Got it.
[11:46] ---
    I-I see. So Mr. Kaiki...
[11:53] ---
    Is he doing well?
[11:57] ---
    He's doing well.
[11:59] ---
    To this date, I have never seen that
    unhealthy, unlucky man doing well.
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    YAKINIKU
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    If anything, he's likely
    doing well with cash.
[12:07] ---
    CASH
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    How will you pull it out?
[12:12] ---
    If I recall, things like that...
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    requires something like a ritual, right?
[12:17] ---
    Should I change into
    a school-issued swimsuit, then?
[12:20] ---
    I'll omit procedures of that nature.
[12:23] ---
    We don't really have that much time.
[12:25] ---
    Y-You can omit them?
[12:26] ---
    BAKE
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    I'm different from Big Brother Oshino.
[12:31] ---
    I'm not too particular
    about the arrangements.
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    I'm down to earth.
    The type who focuses only on the results.
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    That said, I do need
    the minimum amount of procedures.
[12:43] ---
    So you... Can you draw me
    a quick picture here?
[12:47] ---
    A picture?
[12:49] ---
    You're good at drawing pictures, right?
[12:51] ---
    So, I'd like you to draw
    a picture of a slug right here.
[12:55] ---
    SLUG TOFU!
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    A slug is all slippery,
    so it'd be easy, right?
[12:59] ---
    N-No, it's pretty hard, you know?
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    SLUG TOFU
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    It's difficult because it's all slippery.
[13:05] ---
    Besides, why do I have to draw manga right now
    with a slug as the protagonist?
[13:10] ---
    That's just too innovative.
[13:12] ---
    You don't have to draw the manga.
    I just need the character design.
[13:16] ---
    Character design...
[13:19] ---
    If you can't, I can draw it myself.
[13:21] ---
    But it's more effective if you,
    the target, drew it yourself.
[13:25] ---
    That's the procedure we'll use
    to take the Slug Tofu left within your body
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    and reproduce it over on this
    manga manuscript paper.
[13:33] ---
    Kind of like how the snake god apparition
    was sealed away into a paper talisman?
[13:38] ---
    Something like that, I guess.
[13:41] ---
    OTORI / KOI
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    The basic history concerning
    that god is kind of a taboo.
[13:42] ---
    SNAKE
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    Explaining it would be rather complicated.
[13:49] ---
    All right.
    Then, Ononoki, please wait a little bit.
[13:54] ---
    I'll draw it right away.
[13:58] ---
    She's going to start with a rough sketch?
[14:06] ---
    You don't have to worry about the quality.
[14:08] ---
    It's fine if you just give me a quick sketch.
[14:13] ---
    You're using a dip pen with spoon nib and stuff,
    and acting like a pretty skilled manga artist.
[14:17] ---
    Did you apply for a publisher award
    or something already?
[14:21] ---
    I've tried submitting to a publisher before.
[14:25] ---
    But for now, it hasn't produced any results.
[14:27] ---
    MANGA community
[14:28] ---
    I've also published anonymously
    to an internet community, too.
[14:29] ---
    NADEKKO WITH YOU!
[14:32] ---
    WISH FOR SHOJO
    WOMEN'S MAGAZINE
    AUTHOR: GIANT PANDA LOVER
    NADEKKO WITH YOU!
[14:32] ---
    But the reception wasn't very good.
[14:35] ---
    I see. So you own a computer.
[14:38] ---
    Oh, I don't.
[14:40] ---
    Nowadays, you can use game consoles
    to access the internet, too.
[14:44] ---
    But if I want to fully digitize my work,
    it's quite an ordeal.
[14:49] ---
    Well, it just means that the world
    isn't that easy of a place to live in.
[14:53] ---
    Yup, that's true.
[14:57] ---
    Wait, you're going to apply
    screentone as well!?

[15:02] ---
    You know...
[15:05] ---
    I'm very glad that this world
    is not such an easy place to live in.
[15:12] ---
    The sweet girl who was indulged,
    even candied, made that statement.

[15:31] ---
    For the showdown between a magical girl
    of justice and a slug monster,

[15:32] ---
    NAMISHIRO PARK
[15:35] ---
    I chose the park
    that everyone is familiar with.

[15:38] ---
    It's nothing special.
[15:39] ---
    I just didn't know
    any other suitable location.

[15:44] ---
    Ononoki! I'm fully ready to support you!
[15:48] ---
    I'll protect myself,
    so don't worry about me,
[15:55] ---
    and fight as freely as you want to!
[15:59] ---
    I WILL WORRY
[16:01] ---
    I want to protect myself
    against you, though.

[16:05] ---
    This incident happened
    because of my careless mistake.

[16:08] ---
    But honestly, I'm starting to feel that I don't want
    to get too involved with this girl.

[16:14] ---
    Did you bring what I asked you to bring?
[16:17] ---
    I did, from our kitchen!
[16:19] ---
    We had some extra stock, so I have two.
    One for me and one for you, Ononoki.
[16:25] ---
    But, what in the world
    are we going to use salt for?
[16:29] ---
    According to my investigation, the monster
    is lurking somewhere in this park.
[16:34] ---
    But the monster will react to salt, so can you
    sprinkle some on conspicuous locations?
[16:41] ---
    I mean, it is a slug after all.
[16:44] ---
    It will react to salt.
[16:47] ---
    Anyway, I'll make my rounds
    starting from over at the swings.
[16:51] ---
    As for you...
[16:53] ---
    try it out from around the sandbox.
[16:56] ---
    Gotcha!
[16:59] ---
    To sprinkle salt onto a sandbox...
    I kind of feel like a sumo wrestler!
[17:09] ---
    So the reason why I sent Tsukihi Araragi
    towards the sandbox is because

[17:13] ---
    I had buried the slug illustration Nadeko Sengoku
    drew in that sandbox during the afternoon.

[17:20] ---
    We're speeding up the plot development a bit,
[17:22] ---
    but I need her to quickly find
    the "monster from another dimension."

[17:27] ---
    Naturally, I don't intend on having an amateur
    participate in defeating an apparition.

[17:31] ---
    But if she witnesses a monster appear
    from the sand because of the sand she sprinkled,

[17:36] ---
    that alone should be enough
    to "feel like she is participating."

[17:40] ---
    And then I just need to blow away
    the Slug Tofu before Tsukihi Araragi

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    does something unnecessary.
[17:46] ---
    Afterwards, the soul of the magical girl of justice
    will return to the alternate dimension,

[17:51] ---
    and Tsukihi Araragi will be left with one
    silent plushie that she already had to begin with.

[17:57] ---
    This is a pretty good story
    for being an impromptu one.

[18:05] ---
    This is the moment when I unexpectedly
    and finally realized the meaning

[18:10] ---
    behind the words
    Nadeko Sengoku had mentioned.

[18:16] ---
    I'm very glad that this world
    is not such an easy place.

[18:22] ---
    At the root of that statement is,
    that's right...

[18:25] ---
    It's the purpose of life, so to say.
[18:28] ---
    An entitled life where
    everything goes your way

[18:32] ---
    would make you lose sight of
    whether you're alive or simply dreaming.

[18:38] ---
    No matter how fortunate your life is,
[18:41] ---
    living with complaints and harboring
    discontent or uneasiness

[18:45] ---
    is not because you're very avaricious,
[18:47] ---
    but simply because you don't have
    a solid sense of your purpose in life

[18:50] ---
    without such discontent or uneasiness.
[18:53] ---
    That's why you seek a purpose in life.
[18:57] ---
    You seek a suitable difficulty for your life.
[18:59] ---
    Well, I say all that so convincingly,
    but as someone who has long since died,

[19:05] ---
    it's a feeling that I can't comprehend at all.
[19:08] ---
    I trace over all the words, but it doesn't
    strike a chord in my heart at all.

[19:12] ---
    I don't even have a heart.
[19:14] ---
    Though she's completely unaware,
[19:16] ---
    she is an immortal monster,
    an eternal phoenix.

[19:19] ---
    It transfers from person to person,
    takes on the person from the person,

[19:23] ---
    and likely nestles up to humanity
    until humanity perishes.

[19:27] ---
    It's the one and only apparition
    that has such timelessness.

[19:30] ---
    A phoenix.
[19:32] ---
    I do have a time when I lived as a human,
    though I don't have any memories of it.

[19:40] ---
    So I have a solid sense of what it means to die
    and what it means to live.

[19:46] ---
    I know that life is fleeting,
    and there is nothing in death.

[19:51] ---
    Devilish Big Brother and ex-Kiss-shot both know
    the difference between life and death.

[19:56] ---
    But what about the phoenix?
[19:59] ---
    I don't want an eternal life.
[20:01] ---
    Even if it was limited,
    I want to fulfill my life as a human.

[20:06] ---
    Well, that's heroic narcissism,
[20:10] ---
    but how do such lines resonate
    with those who have eternal life?

[20:16] ---
    How brutally...
    How insultingly would it resonate?

[20:38] ---
    SHE MIGHT SEE SURPRISING SUCCESS
    AS A MANGA ARTIST. OR AS A SPECIALIST.
[20:40] ---
    SLUG
[20:40] ---
    GOD
[20:41] ---
    REGRET
[20:41] ---
    Un...
[20:42] ---
    BEE
[20:42] ---
    SLUG TOFU
[20:42] ---
    HINDSIGHT IS ALWAYS 20/20
[20:43] ---
    limited...
[20:43] ---
    BIG BROTHER KAIKI
[20:44] ---
    IT'S NOT OUT OF HAND
[20:44] ---
    Rulebook.
[20:45] ---
    I ONLY NEED ONE FINGER
[20:54] ---
    Thank you. Thanks to you,
    I was able to defeat the monster.
[21:00] ---
    Ononoki! Behind you!
[21:08] ---
    Tsukihi Araragi's true form
    is a Shideno-bird,

[21:11] ---
    so bathing in the slug's flames
    won't really kill her.

[21:15] ---
    But it's not a good thing
    for her to know her true identity.

[21:18] ---
    I am a corpse,
    so I'm really weak against fire.

[21:21] ---
    OIL
[21:22] ---
    On top of that, my entire body
    was showered with vegetable oil.

[21:25] ---
    O-Ononoki!
[21:27] ---
    Simply put, you can interpret this
    as Nadeko Sengoku wanting to add some depth,

[21:30] ---
    and thus applying screentone to the slug
    then engraving a fire pattern onto it.

[21:36] ---
    Why is her technique
    so unnecessarily skilled?
[21:39] ---
    Speaking of slug and fire, a means
    to exterminate it besides sprinkling salt

[21:42] ---
    is scorching it with things like incense.
[21:47] ---
    That's been around since old times.
[21:49] ---
    Or perhaps the "tofu" is the key,
    so you have grilled tofu or boiled tofu.

[21:53] ---
    In that case, this was the worst
    compatible apparition for me.

[21:58] ---
    Physical attacks are meaningless,
[22:00] ---
    and unleashes flames
    from all over its body.

[22:03] ---
    You can even say this was an apparition born
    none other than defeating an apparition like me.

[22:08] ---
    Thinking how the origin
    was Kaiki's artificial apparition,

[22:12] ---
    that indeed could be the case.
[22:15] ---
    Nothing strange is going on, but these
    inconveniences, this miserable condition...

[22:20] ---
    Is this what it means
    to get involved with Tsukihi Araragi?

[22:24] ---
    But I can't just throw in the towel
    right now.

[22:28] ---
    My own mismanagement has to be managed
    by none other than me.

[22:32] ---
    If I'm facing a slug, no matter how gigantic,
    salt should be effective.

[22:38] ---
    Big Sister would despise
    such cunning methods.

[22:42] ---
    But my strength is being able to choose the best,
    optimal method on the fly in times like this.

[22:46] ---
    Look out, Ononoki!
[22:50] ---
    Without thinking of consequences,
    she went out of control as usual.

[22:51] ---
    WITHOUT KNOWING THAT I AM A CORPSE
[22:51] ---
    WITHOUT KNOWING THAT SHE IS IMMORTAL
[22:52] ---
    AS IF IT WAS EXPECTED,
    SHE THROWS OUT HER OWN LIFE
[22:54] ---
    It's just like Koyomi Araragi.
[22:58] ---
    Every action Tsukihi Araragi made
    thinking it was for the best...

[23:01] ---
    Every single one had perfectly backfired.
[23:05] ---
    Rather than a bringer of misfortune,
[23:07] ---
    Tsukihi Araragi herself
    is like clear-air turbulence?

[23:11] ---
    No, save observations for later.
[23:13] ---
    It's out of hand.
[23:15] ---
    I simply can't snap.
[23:18] ---
    Oh well.
[23:19] ---
    No way to snap out, but oh well.
[23:23] ---
    I made a pragmatic conclusion.
[23:25] ---
    Even in a situation like this, even if stomped
    into smithereens, Tsukihi Araragi won't die.

[23:31] ---
    Even if fragmented to cause a dust explosion
    and there's nothing left of her, she won't die.

[23:35] ---
    Because there is no death, she won't die.
[23:38] ---
    She will quietly revive
    from within the flames.

[23:40] ---
    I didn't have to lose my observation target
    due to my own mistake.

[23:45] ---
    That was the least I could do
    for risk management as a professional.

[23:49] ---
    The Slug Tofu running out of control
    will someday be dealt with

[23:53] ---
    by Ms. Gaen who sensed my incineration.
[23:55] ---
    As a corpse, I won't cause
    any more trouble in the future.

[23:58] ---
    I have fulfilled my baseline duties as a spy.
[24:02] ---
    That's what I concluded
    and cleanly gave up.

[24:06] ---
    However, this is nothing more than
    a calm conclusion, and not my own feelings.

[24:11] ---
    My goodness, if I could laugh,
    it would be a sneer.

[24:15] ---
    Even a corpse that has died
    long in the past doesn't want to die,

[24:18] ---
    and can feel scared in a way.
[24:35] ---
    This isn't like you, Ononoki.
[24:40] ---
    GOD
[24:41] ---
    GOD OF THIS TOWN
[24:41] ---
    NEW GOD
[24:44] ---
    Big Sister Mayoi.
[24:46] ---
    Challenge the three-dimensional version
    all you want, but it's not the main body.
[24:50] ---
    What you need to go after...
[24:52] ---
    is a flat surface.
[24:55] ---
    You're right. Even if it materializes and gigantifies,
    it all started with a piece of paper.

[25:01] ---
    The fabricated setting that a magical girl
    of justice was defeating a monster...

[25:06] ---
    I was actually the one trapped in it.
[25:11] ---
    It seems you wanted to conduct
    everything in secret.
[25:15] ---
    But too bad.
[25:17] ---
    I am a god residing over this town.
[25:20] ---
    I am always watching over it,
    from one corner to the other.
[25:24] ---
    I also thought I shouldn't get in the way
    of a professional's work,
[25:29] ---
    but I couldn't overlook the crisis befalling
    this town, and the crisis of my friend.
[25:34] ---
    And so, even just a little bit,
    I came to be of assistance.
[25:38] ---
    In other words...
[25:40] ---
    I'm sorry. I got involved.
[25:47] ---
    Big Sister Mayoi promised that she won't
    talk about this incident to Devil Boy,

[25:53] ---
    and headed back to the mountain.
[25:55] ---
    She also packed the folded up
    manuscript paper into her backpack.

[26:00] ---
    As a snail god, I guess a slug
    is something like kin.

[26:05] ---
    Since I've had nothing but failures
    throughout this whole thing,

[26:08] ---
    I shouldn't nitpick this and that
    because of a personal grudge.

[26:12] ---
    I analyzed it all later,
    but a simple failure on my part

[26:16] ---
    would never have evolved
    into a situation of this caliber.

[26:19] ---
    WATCH OUT FOR FIRES
    YAKITORI
[26:19] ---
    The more I tried to follow up,
    the worse the situation got.

[26:24] ---
    And when I think about it,
[26:24] ---
    WATCH OUT FOR FIRES
    FIRE DEPARTMENT
[26:25] ---
    the instant Tsukihi Araragi's consciousness
    was trampled and wiped out,

[26:29] ---
    a helper appeared as if out of opportunism
    and the situation was simply resolved.

[26:33] ---
    For a specialist, this incident alone is enough
    for the Shideno-bird to be designated as harmful,

[26:33] ---
    CAUTION
    WATCH YOUR HEAD
    WATCH YOUR STEP
[26:33] ---
    DANGER
    WARNING
[26:39] ---
    WATCH AHEAD
    ENTERING IS PROHIBITED
    DO NOT PROCEED
[26:40] ---
    and it wouldn't be a surprise
[26:42] ---
    for a squad for suppression
    and eradication to kick into motion.

[26:45] ---
    It'd be the first one since Kiss-shot Acerola-orion
    Heart-under-blade in her prime.

[26:48] ---
    ARREST
[26:50] ---
    GREAT MANHUNT TARGET
    (OO-TORIMONO)
[26:50] ---
    A great manhunt target
    and a phoenix type.

[26:51] ---
    PHOENIX TYPE
    (OOTORI-MONO)
[26:53] ---
    However, I didn't report to Ms. Gaen
    as such because of a logical reason.

[27:00] ---
    The new findings I had from this case
    concerning the Shideno-bird

[27:04] ---
    became the reason I thought otherwise
    to the much-awaited defeat of the Shideno-bird.

[27:12] ---
    For now, I will take Tsukihi Araragi back
    to the Araragi household while she's asleep.

[27:17] ---
    And as for me, I took all night to finish embalming
    the burns all over my body before I returned.

[27:23] ---
    As I pretended to be a doll in the target's room
    as if nothing had happened,

[27:27] ---
    it seemed that on the next day, Tsukihi Araragi
    had forgotten everything about yesterday.

[27:33] ---
    As she behaved as she always had,
    treating me like a life-sized plushie,

[27:38] ---
    I was the one who got confused, thinking that
    everything from last night was just a dream.

[27:45] ---
    However, the reason
    for her amnesia was simple.

[27:50] ---
    Psychological stress.
    What you would call trauma.

[27:54] ---
    Events of the past become aftereffects, engraving
    themselves deep into the personality's core.

[27:59] ---
    It makes living life difficult.
[28:02] ---
    If that's the case, then,
    that wound must be healed.

[28:07] ---
    That's right. The Shideno-bird.
    An eternal apparition.

[28:10] ---
    Phoenix, of all things, can completely
    heal wounds of the heart.

[28:17] ---
    "Wounds" that would be inconvenient
    to have to keep living

[28:18] ---
    MEMORIES (WOUNDS)
[28:19] ---
    are eradicated from the brain
    without a trace.

[28:23] ---
    Such an outlier self-purification action
    is functioning overwhelmingly,

[28:27] ---
    and Tsukihi Araragi lives today
    with vigor and spirit.

[28:32] ---
    Vigor and spirit.
[28:33] ---
    That's exactly why Tsukihi Araragi, no matter
    how much time passes, lacks the ability to learn

[28:37] ---
    and is exhaustively repeating.
[28:40] ---
    No matter how much time passes,
    she barely manages to fail,

[28:43] ---
    and those failures are deposed
    only to those around her.

[28:48] ---
    They are deposed, they are accumulated...
[28:51] ---
    And that becomes the new kindling.
[28:54] ---
    A blazing phoenix.
[28:56] ---
    And the core of the flame in question
    wipes her slate clean of the series of failures,

[29:01] ---
    and flies off from the burnt field
    without fouling the area around her,

[29:05] ---
    and lives an eternal life from the beginning.
[29:09] ---
    Terrifying.
[29:10] ---
    It's terrifying, but also intriguing.
[29:12] ---
    It's intriguing but also significant.
[29:15] ---
    There is enough academic merit
[29:17] ---
    to give meaning to continue
    behavioral observation for a while longer.

[29:22] ---
    Incidentally, she forgot
    all about my failures as well.

[29:26] ---
    I'll accept that as a stroke of luck.
[29:29] ---
    So I decided to hold off
    from reporting this case to my superiors.

[29:35] ---
    Finally, its inevitable life cycle
    has come into the light, if only a little bit.

[29:41] ---
    I shall continue my probational observation
    of the national treasure.

[29:49] ---
    And so, to ensure that I do not make
    the same blunder again in the future,

[29:54] ---
    I decided to consume my stock of ice cream
    that the lolicon gave me sooner than later.

[30:05] ---
    I just didn't feel like it, so I made a U-turn
    while heading to school and came back home, and...
[30:09] ---
    My plushie is eating ice cream!?
[30:13] ---
    The magical girl of justice, part two.
[30:18] ---
    Quite lacking the ability to learn.
[30:20] ---
    Exhaustively repeating.
[30:23] ---
    It's fine. Next time, I won't fail,
    even in death.

[30:30] ---
    UNHAPPY?
    A troubled human child
[30:32] ---
    UNLUCKY?
    For the inhumane
[30:33] ---
    BE HAPPY!
    Aim timelessly
[30:35] ---
    Because you're alive
[30:37] ---
    A past that you looked away from too
[30:38] ---
    A boring future too
[30:40] ---
    Counseling
[30:41] ---
    Oh man
[30:42] ---
    All the times and places
[30:43] ---
    Peace, peace
[30:43] ---
    UNHAPPY?
[30:45] ---
    UNLUCKY?
[30:47] ---
    BE HAPPY!
[30:48] ---
    UNDEAD
[30:56] ---
    Hey, why
[30:58] ---
    Do I somehow feel like I'm fighting?
[31:01] ---
    I can't touch and don't want to touch
[31:02] ---
    Myself, myself, myself, and myself from the past
[31:04] ---
    I've been dead for a long time now
[31:05] ---
    I fight with a transparent ghost
[31:07] ---
    Deep in a childish and painful memory
[31:10] ---
    Disappointed? It's gone
[31:12] ---
    Oh? You like that better? That's ironic
[31:13] ---
    Am I, as I am now, what's transparent?
[31:17] ---
    Nonsense
[31:17] ---
    A label that doesn't disappear
[31:18] ---
    Yes! It's basically a complex
[31:20] ---
    You seem to be possessed
[31:22] ---
    The old me
[31:24] ---
    That's wrapped up and
[31:26] ---
    Won't leave
[31:29] ---
    UNDEAD
[31:29] ---
    I'm not dead yet
[31:31] ---
    A chain of you and you
[31:33] ---
    To be alive is to keep changing
[31:37] ---
    Don't be satisfied
[31:38] ---
    With unhappiness
[31:40] ---
    You're a coward if you don't try to be happy
[31:44] ---
    This world and this world are
[31:45] ---
    A strange, strange fantasy
[31:47] ---
    Will a demon appear next or will a snake?
[31:50] ---
    The story finally begins after meeting
[31:53] ---
    Is it a human or monster?
[31:55] ---
    Returning to the subject at hand
[31:56] ---
    Peace, peace