E8 - Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme!

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[00:13] Live
    We won't get another chance like this!
[00:16] Live
    So let's enjoy it!
[00:17] Ichiko
    Nervous?
[00:18] Ichiko
    Pft! In your dreams!
[00:21] Fu
    Finally, the Outside Kids...
[00:23] Fu
    I-I mean, I'll do my best!
[00:25] Tokage
    I'm walking on asphalt.
[00:29] Tokage
    What of it?!
[00:31] Masaki
    Okay.
[00:32] Masaki
    Let's go, MayoPan!
SIGN    Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme!
[02:12] Staff 1
    Making final batten height adjustments!
[02:16] Masaki
    The road to one million subscribers...
[02:19] Masaki
    Step three: collabing with famous streamers!
[02:25] Stage Director
    TSUMA-shi-san, how's it look?
[02:26] TSUMA-shi
    Extremely good!
SIGN    TSUMA-shi
SIGN    TSUMA-shi
SIGN    Legendary streamer
    known as the Stream God
[02:28] Narrator
    TSUMA-shi!
[02:30] Narrator
    The legendary streamer known as the Stream God!
[02:32] Masaki
    And we even get to collab
    with my hero, TSUMA-shi-san!
SIGN    MayoPan
[02:39] Masaki
    Okay, all eyes on me!
[02:41] Masaki
    Here's the rundown!
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
[02:42] Masaki
    The event is split up into two parts!
[02:43] Masaki
    Part one is the collab segments!
[02:45] Masaki
    Part two is our original performance!
[02:48] Masaki
    We'll get everyone's attention during
    the collab performances in part one,
[02:50] Masaki
    and then unveil a song as MayoPan for
    our original performance in part two!
[02:53] Masaki
    Followed by a music video going up
    on our channel right after the event!
[02:57] Masaki
    A perfect plan to double our subscribers!
[03:01] Staff 2
    All TSUMA FES participants,
    please gather in the main green room!
[03:05] Masaki
    Okay, let's go!
SIGN    Main Green Room
[03:08] Live
    We're MayoPan!
[03:10] Live
    Thanks for having us today!
[03:12] Group
    Thank you!
SIGN    Isn't that Masakichi?
SIGN    Oh, the former Hype-Sis member?
SIGN    Hype-Sis
[03:18] TSUMA-shi
    MayoPan!
[03:19] TSUMA-shi
    Glad to have you here!
[03:21] TSUMA-shi
    Thanks for coming!
[03:22] Masaki
    U-Um, th-thank you kindly for
     giving us this opportunity today—
[03:26] TSUMA-shi
    There's nothing I love more
    than seeing fresh talent grow!
[03:29] TSUMA-shi
    Let's get along and have fun
    making today's event a success!
[03:34] Masaki
    So precious...
[03:35] Masaki
    Ah, shoot.
[03:37] Masaki
    Gotta introduce ourselves.
[03:39] Masaki
    Y-You two are...
[03:41] Salami
    Taromaru and Salamin!
    We'll be your emcees for tonight!
SIGN    F. Taromaru
SIGN    F. Taromaru
SIGN    [Muscle Channel
    with F. Taromaru]
SIGN    Muscle-building streamer
    popular with thirty-somethings
    for his "No-Sweat Workouts."
[03:44] Narrator
    F. Taromaru!
[03:45] Narrator
    A muscle-building streamer popular with
    thirty-somethings for his "No-Sweat Workouts"!
SIGN    
SIGN    Chats about the mundane with a unique sense for words.
    Beauty streamer popular with women in her age group.
SIGN    Salami N. Cappuccino
SIGN    Salami N. Cappuccino
[03:49] Narrator
    Salami N. Cappuccino!
[03:51] Narrator
    A beauty streamer popular with
    women in the same age group!
[03:54] Masaki
    Salamin!
[03:55] Masaki
    I watch you so much,
    my phone screen might crack!
[03:57] Salami
    That stare of yours is like a destroyer!
[04:00] Taromaru
    Let's see. First up, for the music collab...
[04:02] Fu
    That'd be me!
[04:03] Taromaru
    Oh, Fu-san!
[04:05] Taromaru
    You're raring to go!
[04:06] Fu
    Th-This collab is a dream come true for me!
[04:08] Taromaru
    Mm-hmm.
[04:09] Salami
    Well, about your collab partners...
[04:13] Fu
    Dang...
[04:14] Taromaru
    What?!
[04:15] Taromaru
    Outlaw and Sidebrah from the Outside Kids
    are a no-show for the music collab?!
[04:19] TSUMA-shi
    So sorry!
[04:20] Fu
    N-No way...
[04:22] Fu
    Huh?
[04:23] Fu
    Then what about the parts
    sung by the Outside Kids?
[04:26] Shura
    If they're not here,
    we'll have to split them between us.
SIGN    Shura
SIGN    Shura
SIGN    Female singer renowned for the contrast
    between her beautiful singing and
    intense screams. Her most-watched
    video boasts over 40 million views!
[04:31] Narrator
    Shura!
[04:33] Narrator
    The female singer renowned for the contrast
[04:35] Narrator
    between her beautiful singing
    and intense screams!
[04:37] Shura
    It's just us two. Bring it on.
[04:40] Fu
    Nice to meet you—
[04:41] Group
    Whoo!
[04:42] Salami
    The game collab is with these whoopers!
[04:44] Group
    Whoo!
[04:45] Group
    Nice to meet you, Tokage-san!
SIGN    Juwa-chan
SIGN    Juwa-chan
SIGN    
    Solo entertainer popular for ultra-wacky
    slapstick variety segments. Ugly-cute
    Juwa-chan merch is hot amongst
    grade schoolers.
[04:46] Narrator
    Juwa-chan!
[04:48] Narrator
    A solo entertainer popular for his
    ultra-wacky slapstick variety segments!
[04:52] Narrator
    Electric Eel Energy!
SIGN    Electric Eel Energy
SIGN    Electric Eel Energy
SIGN    Variety channel by a two-man unit. High-frequency,
    high-quality videos guaranteed to split your sides.
    The members are Daifuku Minister and Garden Eel.
[04:53] Narrator
    A high-frequency, high-quality variety channel,
[04:56] Narrator
    run by the duo of
    Daifuku Minister and Garden Eel!
[04:58] Tokage
    I try so hard to avoid people like them.
SIGN    Daifuku
[05:03] Daifuku Minister
    Care for some daifuku?
[05:04] Daifuku Minister
    Whoo!
[05:06] Garden Eel
    Busting out the daifuku already?!
[05:07] Group
    Tokage-san, let's have fun today!
[05:09] Group
    Whoo!
[05:10] Tokage
    Whoo...
[05:12] Salami
    And for the cooking collab...
[05:14] Cast Iron Ken
    Hey, there. I'm Cast Iron Ken.
SIGN    
    Culinary specialist
    who lives by the motto,
    "Everyday cooking should be
    tasty, fun, and easy!"
SIGN    Cast Iron Ken
SIGN    Cast Iron Ken
[05:16] Narrator
    Cast Iron Ken!
[05:18] Narrator
    A culinary specialist who lives by the motto,
[05:20] Narrator
    "Everyday cooking
    should be tasty, fun, and easy!"
[05:23] Ichiko
    I'm Ichiko from MayoPan!
[05:25] Ichiko
    Um, your stuffed bell peppers
    really blew my mind!
[05:29] Cast Iron Ken
    They don't fall apart, right?
[05:30] Cast Iron Ken
    You're amazing too, Ichiko-chan,
    always making such huge portions.
[05:34] Cast Iron Ken
    How long have you been cooking?
[05:36] Ichiko
    About a hundred years!
[05:37] Cast Iron Ken
    A hundred years?
[05:39] Masaki
    Huh?
[05:39] Masaki
    Live, where's your quiz collab
    partner, Plumb Wrong Logic?
[05:46] Plumb Wrong Logic
    Let's see, Pochi-san's comment...
[05:48] Plumb Wrong Logic
    "The venue hall for today
     looks quite run-down."
[05:52] Plumb Wrong Logic
    "Plumb Wrong Logic-san,
    are you worried about a leaky roof?"
[05:55] Plumb Wrong Logic
    Well, it's true that run-down pipes
    present a leaking risk,
[05:58] Plumb Wrong Logic
    but since it's not raining—
SIGN    Plumb Wrong Logic
SIGN    Plumb Wrong Logic
SIGN    Construction streamer
    who debates current affairs
    while performing plumbing work
[05:59] Narrator
    Plumb Wrong Logic!
[06:01] Narrator
    A construction streamer who debates current
    affairs while performing plumbing work!
[06:05] Plumb Wrong Logic
    You see, not a lot of people know this, but...
[06:07] Live
    Plumb Wrong Logic-san, nice to meet—
[06:09] Plumb Wrong Logic
    Oh, Live-san, my collab partner.
[06:10] Plumb Wrong Logic
    Nice to meet you.
[06:12] Plumb Wrong Logic
    PVC pipes are made of
    polyvinyl chloride, are they not?
[06:13] Taromaru
    Everyone!
[06:15] Taromaru
    We've got bottles of Mastamin Z
    from our sponsor, AZO Pharma!
[06:19] Salami
    Let's get pumped with heels for this show!
[06:25] Yuki
    Vampires pretending to be
    humans for an event...
[06:28] Yuki
    I swear, they're such a handful!
[06:30] Girl Mob 1
    What, seriously?!
[06:32] Girl Mob 1
    Hey, look at this!
[06:33] Girl Mob 1
    This online news article is wild!
[06:35] Girl Mob 2
    Wait, that's Plumb Wrong Logic!
[06:37] Pien
    Outlaw... Sidebrah...
[06:46] Announcer
    Three! Two! One!
[06:57] TSUMA-shi
    Yes, I do.
[06:58] Group
    Yes, I do!
[07:00] TSUMA-shi
    How do you do?
[07:02] Group
    How do you do!
[07:03] TSUMA-shi
    Hey, everyone! TSUMA-shi here!
[07:07] TSUMA-shi
    Welcome to my TSUMA FES!
[07:14] TSUMA-shi
    Without further ado, let's have
    our participants take the stage!
[07:17] TSUMA-shi
    First, introducing our two emcees!
[07:21] TSUMA-shi
    F. Taromaru and Salami N. Cappuccino!
[07:24] Taromaru
    Sponsored by AZO Pharma's Mastamin Z!
[07:29] Salami
    Open it to be hit with the bubble fizz
    of its strong carbonation!
[07:32] Group
    Strong carbonation!
[07:33] TSUMA-shi
    Next, the singer you all know and love, Shura!
[07:34] Masaki
    It's starting!
[07:35] Masaki
    I'm so nervous!
[07:38] Masaki
    But now that it's underway,
    we just have to get through it!
[07:38] TSUMA-shi
    Let's keep 'em coming!
    Ken, the culinary expert!
[07:41] TSUMA-shi
    The construction streamer, Plumb Wrong Logic!
[07:41] Masaki
    It's up to you now! Live! Ichiko! Fu! Tokage!
[07:46] TSUMA-shi
    And now, the new, up-and-coming channel!
[07:49] TSUMA-shi
    Mayonaka Punch!
[07:53] Live
    Good morning from the dead of night!
[07:55] Live
    Mayonaka Punch!
[07:57] Live
    Let's have a blast today!
[08:01] Yuki
    I feel like a parent
    watching their kid's school play!
[08:05] TSUMA-shi
    Now that we've wrapped up the intros...
[08:08] TSUMA-shi
    TSUMA FES Extreme!
[08:10] TSUMA-shi
    Bomber!
[08:12] Group
    Bomber!
[08:15] Taromaru
    TSUMA FES Extreme is finally underway!
[08:18] Taromaru
    From here on out,
    your emcees will be me, Taromaru...
[08:22] Salami
    And me, Salamin!
[08:24] Taromaru
    Our first segment is... the music collab!
[08:26] Salami
    Sing along with mi sol la si do!
[08:29] Taromaru
    But unfortunately, well...
[08:31] Salami
    The Outside Kids are a no-show.
[08:36] Salami
    I did the same thing
    for a part-time job once.
[08:40] Salami
    But this and that are different stories.
SIGN    Music Collab!!
SIGN    Music Collab!!
SIGN    Let's Sing Those Timeless Hits
[08:43] Salami
    Now then, here are Fu
    and Shura in their first collab.
[08:46] Salami
    Take it away.
[09:02] Fu
    S-Such intensity!
[09:05] Fu
    Ah, I need to sing...
[09:17] Fu
    Was the audience this big before?
[09:21] Fu
    Huh?
[09:22] Fu
    Huh? Where in the song are...
[09:28] Fu
    Huh?
[09:29] Taromaru
    Okay!
[09:29] Taromaru
    For our next collab...
SIGN    Game Collab!!
SIGN    Game Collab!!
SIGN    This Ball & Chain is Nothing!
    Red Light, Green Light
[09:33] Taromaru
    A super-heavyweight game
    of Red Light, Green Light!
[09:36] Salami
    No life comes without shackles!
[09:39] Masaki
    Ichiko, you're up soon, so go wait off stage!
[09:42] Ichiko
    Roger!
[09:42] Taromaru
    The winner will be the first person
    who touches TSUMA-shi!
[09:45] Garden Eel
    So heavy...
[09:47] Salami
    All for me, one for me!
[09:49] TSUMA-shi
    Okay, here we go!
[09:51] TSUMA-shi
    Green light!
[09:53] Taromaru
    None of the contestants are budging!
[09:55] Taromaru
    A 30-kg weight is no joke!
[09:55] Salami
    Tokage-san!
[09:57] TSUMA-shi
    Red light!
[10:00] TSUMA-shi
    Green light...
[10:02] Salami
    Are you okay?
[10:03] Tokage
    Those whooping frat boys are a bit much.
[10:05] Group
    Hold it right there!
[10:07] Taromaru
    C-C-C-Could those voices be...
[10:09] Taromaru
    The Outside Kids, Outlaw and Sidebrah!
[10:14] Fu
    What?!
[10:17] Taromaru
    A last-minute entry
    after ditching the music collab!
[10:21] TSUMA-shi
    Green light, red light!
[10:22] Group
    Stop!
[10:23] TSUMA-shi
    Huh? Do we have more people?
[10:25] TSUMA-shi
    Sure, why not?
[10:26] TSUMA-shi
    Green light...
[10:27] Taromaru
    The game goes on!
[10:28] Salami
    And they don't have chains!
[10:30] TSUMA-shi
    Red, red, red...
[10:30] Outlaw
    The two of us have always...
[10:32] Sidebrah
    ...gone outside what's common sense!
[10:34] Tokage
    Oh, snap!
[10:39] TSUMA-shi
    Light!
[10:41] Tokage
    I'm first!
[10:43] Taromaru
    M-My word!
[10:44] Taromaru
    With speed that defies common sense,
    MayoPan's Tokage is first!
[10:48] Tokage
    Number one!
[10:49] Group
    Why did you use your powers?!
[10:51] Outlaw
    Defying common sense?!
[10:53] Sidebrah
    That's one hell of an understatement!
[10:56] Group
    Tokage!
[10:59] Group
    Love...
[11:02] Salami
    Dearie me.
[11:03] Taromaru
    The Outside Kids have suddenly made
    confessions of love to Tokage!
[11:08] Yuki
    So loud!
[11:09] Pien
    She'll pay.
[11:11] Yuki
    Huh?
[11:13] Taromaru
    Okay, let's move on to the next segment.
SIGN    Judge
[11:16] TSUMA-shi
    I want to eat something yummy!
[11:19] Taromaru
    Cooking Collab:
SIGN    Cooking Collab!!
SIGN    Cooking Collab!!
SIGN    How Will This Combination Taste?
[11:20] Taromaru
    How Will This Combination Taste?
[11:23] Salami
    Each chef will pick one card with a dish.
[11:25] Salami
    Combine the two culinary creations to
    complete an outrageously good meal.
[11:31] Group
    This one!
SIGN    Mapo Tofu
[11:32] Ichiko
    This is...
[11:34] Group
    Okay!
[11:35] Group
    Let's get cooking!
[11:37] Taromaru
    Now, then, Ken's already
    starting to prep his ingredients.
[11:41] Taromaru
    How about Ichiko?
[11:43] Taromaru
    She's deep in thought
    while staring at the ingredients.
[11:50] Taromaru
    Whoa! Where's Ichiko off to?!
[11:53] Taromaru
    Is MayoPan's Ichiko running
    for her life off the stage?!
[11:56] Masaki
    What is she doing?!
[12:00] Masaki
    Ichiko!
[12:03] Masaki
    Where did you go?!
[12:06] Masaki
    For the love of...
[12:07] Ichiko
    I'm back!
[12:09] Ichiko
    I was missing some ingredients,
    so I went to buy them!
[12:12] Masaki
    Hurry up and get back out there!
[12:14] Taromaru
    Cast Iron Ken's working that wok like a pro!
[12:17] Ichiko
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[12:18] Taromaru
    Oh, Ichiko has returned!
[12:21] Taromaru
    Where have you been, Ichiko?
[12:23] Masaki
    Sheesh.
[12:24] Masaki
    I would have gone instead if she'd asked.
[12:28] Masaki
    I'm back.
[12:29] Live
    There you are, alien tacos!
[12:33] Live
    Amigo!
[12:34] Masaki
    Live?
[12:36] Live
    I'll take care of you lot!
[12:39] Masaki
    Huh?
[12:42] Live
    A tortilla punch?!
[12:45] Live
    Not-cho fast!
[12:52] Masaki
    Don't tell me...
SIGN    
    Mastamin
    Mastamin concentrate
    Honey
    Garlic
    Garlic extract
    Citric acid
SIGN    Vitamin B2
    Royal jelly
    Guarana extract
    Caffeine
[12:55] Taromaru
    Okay!
[12:56] Taromaru
    Both chefs have completed their dish!
[12:58] Taromaru
    First up, Cast Iron Ken!
[13:02] Taromaru
    It's fried rice!
[13:04] Taromaru
    Now that looks good!
[13:05] Taromaru
    Let's see what Ichiko's whipped up!
[13:08] Ichiko
    It might not have set yet, but...
[13:10] Taromaru
    A perfect complement, mapo tofu—
[13:12] Taromaru
    A-Almond tofu?!
[13:14] Salami
    Almond tofu?!
SIGN    Milk
SIGN    Milk
SIGN    Milk
SIGN    Milk
[13:17] Ichiko
    There wasn't any milk!
[13:19] Taromaru
    Sorry, but your dish was mapo tofu!
[13:22] Ichiko
    What?!
[13:26] Fu
    I bombed the song,
    and Tokage-san stole my faves.
[13:30] Tokage
    I've been instilled with fear and trauma.
[13:32] Ichiko
    I misread the kanji and made the wrong dish.
[13:35] Tokage
    You're fine! The crowd loved it!
[13:37] Ichiko
    Mapo... Mapo...
[13:38] Staff 2
    Live-san from MayoPan!
[13:40] Staff 2
    It's time for your performance,
    so please come right away!
[13:43] Masaki
    No choice now.
[13:45] Masaki
    Live, let's go!
[13:48] Taromaru
    Time for the quiz collab!
SIGN    Yukichi Survivor
    Reia
SIGN    Plumb Wrong Logic
SIGN    Live
SIGN    Quiz Collab!!
SIGN    Quiz Collab!!
SIGN    Lightning Fast! 100-Question Quiz in 10 Minutes
[13:50] Salami
    A hundred questions in ten minutes
    to make the emcees cry!
[13:53] Salami
    Six seconds per question? No way!
[13:56] Taromaru
    Plumb Wrong Logic-san,
    how are you feeling about this quiz?
[14:00] Taromaru
    Plumb Wrong Logic-san?
[14:02] Taromaru
    Oh, looks like he's clammed up from nerves.
[14:04] Masaki
    Put away those wings.
[14:04] Taromaru
    Why don't we just say he's all fired up?
[14:07] Masaki
    Don't fly. Promise me you won't fly.
[14:10] Taromaru
    Okay, it's just about time we get started...
[14:13] Masaki
    All right, then go on!
[14:15] Taromaru
    Oh, here's Live-san from MayoPan!
[14:19] Live
    Hi-yah!
[14:20] Group
    That moron!
[14:21] Group
    She's flying?!
[14:25] Taromaru
    M-MayoPan's Live, with an explosive entrance!
[14:29] Taromaru
    Time to start our lightning-fast quiz!
[14:32] Masaki
    Don't fly, don't fly, don't fly!
[14:33] Masaki
    Don't you fly again!
[14:34] Masaki
    If you get kicked out, there goes
    our last chance to make a comeback!
[14:37] Masaki
    What do I do?!
[14:39] Taromaru
    Okay, question number one!
[14:41] Taromaru
    Known as the "abalone of the fields,"
    what's TSUMA-shi's favorite vegetable?
[14:45] Taromaru
    Go ahead, Plumb Wrong Logic-san.
[14:47] Plumb Wrong Logic
    I sincerely apologize for my actions!
[14:49] Taromaru
    Too bad.
[14:50] Taromaru
    TSUMA-shi's favorite vegetable is
    zha cai, not an apology!
[14:53] Salami
    Taro-chan, look.
[14:55] Taromaru
    Hm?
SIGN    Top > NewTuber Roundup > NewTuber Scandals
SIGN    Affair Uncovered!!
SIGN    Plumb Wrong Logic, NewTuber With Over
    1.6 Million Subscribers, Found Cheating
[14:56] Taromaru
    An apology was the right answer!
[14:58] Plumb Wrong Logic
    I truly have nothing to say for myself!
[15:00] Crowd 1
    Get out!
[15:02] Crowd 2
    Don't ruin this event!
[15:04] Masaki
    What a mess.
[15:06] Masaki
    Live, just get through this somehow!
[15:12] Masaki
    Not good!
[15:13] Masaki
    She's gonna float up!
[15:15] Staff 3
    The Plumb-san news is real, huh?
[15:17] Staff 4
    What does this mean for the quiz collab?
[15:21] Masaki
    That's it!
[15:22] Masaki
    Let me borrow that!
[15:24] Staff 3
    What? H-Hey!
[15:26] Masaki
    Here.
[15:27] Ichiko
    What's that?
[15:29] Masaki
    Hang this rope down from the ceiling!
[15:31] Ichiko
    Hang down? Ceiling?
[15:33] Masaki
    Don't talk back! Just do it!
[15:34] Tokage
    Okay, Ichiko, let's go.
[15:36] Ichiko
    Okay.
[15:37] Masaki
    Fu, you'll turn into a bat and get behind Live,
[15:40] Masaki
    hook the rope onto her,
[15:42] Masaki
    and then hold her down so she doesn't fly up.
[15:44] Fu
    What?!
[15:45] Masaki
    Pull her down from below
    so she doesn't fly away,
[15:47] Masaki
    and even if she does,
    we can explain it away with the rope!
[15:50] Fu
    Th-That's absurd!
[15:51] Masaki
    Okay, bat time!
[15:52] Fu
    What?
[15:55] Plumb Wrong Logic
    I'm really, truly sorry for what I've done!
[15:59] Masaki
    Now!
[16:09] Masaki
    All right!
[16:10] Masaki
    Now we should be fine either way!
[16:13] Taromaru
    Ten minutes have passed!
[16:15] Taromaru
    Time's up!
[16:17] Salami
    We'll have to save the other ninety-nine
    questions for some other day!
[16:19] Masaki
    No way!
[16:20] Masaki
    Our comeback chance!
[16:23] Ichiko
    Milk does get rid of garlic odor, but...
[16:26] Ichiko
    we're talking almond tofu fried rice here!
[16:28] Masaki
    Anything's worth a shot at this point.
[16:34] Live
    The almond tofu and fried rice
    are happily having an affair.
[16:37] Live
    That's the dream I had.
[16:43] Masaki
    Yes?
[16:45] TSUMA-shi
    Sorry to intrude.
[16:46] Masaki
    TSUMA-shi-san?!
[16:47] Masaki
    Um, I'm sorry for how Live acted earlier...
[16:50] TSUMA-shi
    No, I should be the one apologizing!
[16:53] TSUMA-shi
    So sorry about Plumb Wrong Logic!
[16:55] TSUMA-shi
    He ruined Live's first time on stage!
[16:57] Masaki
    TSUMA-shi-san! Don't—
[16:58] TSUMA-shi
    Non!
[17:01] TSUMA-shi
    I'll get the crowd fired up for part two!
[17:03] TSUMA-shi
    Let's make it an extremely great time together!
[17:07] Masaki
    Yes!
[17:08] TSUMA-shi
    See you!
[17:14] Live
    Masaki?
[17:15] Masaki
    TSUMA-shi-san's doing so much for us,
[17:18] Masaki
    but we haven't managed to do anything!
[17:20] Masaki
    We can't go back like this!
[17:22] Masaki
    Not on my watch!
[17:24] Masaki
    We'll make sure our song
    as MayoPan is a success!
[17:30] Masaki
    Let's make it a stellar performance!
[17:34] Masaki
    Go, MayoPan!
[17:36] Group
    Yeah!
[17:38] Crowd 1
    Huh, what?
[17:39] Crowd 2
    A blackout?
[17:40] TSUMA-shi
    Sorry, everyone!
[17:41] TSUMA-shi
    Looks like we lost power!
[17:44] TSUMA-shi
    We're looking into what caused it,
    so be patient for a little longer!
[17:48] Group
    Okay!
[17:48] Garden Eel
    Why'd the power go out?
[17:49] Daifuku Minister
    My house lost power once from a water leak.
[17:52] Daifuku Minister
    The pipes rusted away.
[17:55] Masaki
    We might be able to fix the blackout.
[17:57] Live
    What?
[17:57] Masaki
    I'll go take care of it!
[17:59] Live
    But how?
[18:00] TSUMA-shi
    Be careful in the dark
    or you could hurt yourself!
[18:09] Masaki
    Don't you want to redeem your reputation?
[18:12] Group
    That's asking for a lot!
[18:14] Live
    It's fine, it's fine!
[18:15] Live
    The least we can do is try!
[18:18] Plumb Wrong Logic
    A short circuit?
[18:20] Masaki
    That's right!
[18:21] Masaki
    There might be a leak in this run-down venue!
[18:25] Masaki
    I'm gonna make the crowd
    hear their song, no matter what!
[18:30] Masaki
    Look! There!
[18:32] Plumb Wrong Logic
    That's not related to the power outage.
[18:35] Masaki
    Why not?
[18:35] Plumb Wrong Logic
    There's no circuitry near that leak.
[18:38] Plumb Wrong Logic
    That's plumb wrong logic.
[18:39] Masaki
    Screw you!
[18:41] Masaki
    What now, then?!
[18:42] Yuki
    Yukirinko knows who did it!
[18:44] Masaki
    Huh?
[18:46] Yuki
    Mastamin Z!
[18:49] TSUMA-shi
    It's no use.
[18:50] TSUMA-shi
    Let's call it off.
[18:51] Group
    What?!
[18:52] TSUMA-shi
    We can't keep the audience
     waiting any longer.
[18:55] Live
    TSUMA-shi-san!
[18:57] Masaki
    Hey! There's no one here!
[19:00] Yuki
    Whazzis?
[19:01] Yuki
    Found a cute ribbon!
[19:14] Masaki
    Under there?
[19:14] Yuki
    Ribbon-san, are you trying
    to rack up views, too?
[19:19] Pien
    Are Outlaw and Sidebrah coming?
[19:22] Live
    We'll sing!
[19:23] TSUMA-shi
    You can't be serious!
[19:25] TSUMA-shi
    There's no audio or lighting!
[19:26] Live
    It's fine!
[19:28] Live
    Our Masaki will figure it out!
[19:30] Live
    Besides, even without a mic, I'm pretty loud.
[19:34] Live
    We'll go ahead without mics!
[19:36] Tokage
    And if it doesn't work out, we'll beg on our
    knees, or stomachs, or whatever you want.
[19:42] Tokage
    How 'bout it? Will you gamble on us?
[19:44] Outlaw
    You said it, Tokage-nee-san!
[19:50] TSUMA-shi
    Okay.
[19:52] TSUMA-shi
    Let's give it a shot, then!
[19:54] TSUMA-shi
    TSUMA FES Extreme...
[19:56] TSUMA-shi
    Bomber!
[19:58] Masaki
    Ow!
[19:59] Masaki
    That hurts, damn it!
[20:00] Pien
    Yes, this will mean it never happened.
[20:03] Pien
    Even if it was scripted,
    that confession is just too awful.
[20:05] Masaki
    Hey, wait! That cable!
[20:05] Pien
    I'll be the one to protect those two!
[20:07] Masaki
    Hand it over already!
[20:08] Taromaru
    Thank you all so, so much for your patience!
[20:12] Salami
    I know it's still dark,
    but we're starting the second half!
[20:15] Taromaru
    First up on stage will be...
[20:17] Group
    Mayonaka Punch!
[20:28] Masaki
    Let go already!
[20:30] Pien
    I won't let anyone get in the way of our love!
[20:53] Yuki
    Keep it up! Keep it up!
[20:54] Masaki
    Stop tripping and help me, you old fart!
[20:56] Pien
    I'll be the one to save the two of them!
[21:15] Masaki
    We've worked so hard preparing for today!
[21:29] Masaki
    We need people like you
     to hit the subscribe button,
[21:33] Masaki
    so we've spent countless hours
     coming up with ideas!
[22:00] Masaki
    I swear...
[22:02] Masaki
    I was the one who wanted to see it the most.
[23:22] Masaki
    Huh?
[23:25] Ichiko
    Today's event got us even closer
    to one million subs!
[23:27] Tokage
    Now I can finally upsize my beef bowls!
[23:29] Ichiko
    That's right! You can even add an egg!
[23:31] Tokage
    An egg?!
[23:31] Ichiko
    With tonjiru on the side!
[23:32] Tokage
    Tonjiru!
[23:33] Group
    Next time: "Welcome.
    This Is Your New Family Home!"
SIGN    Welcome. This Is Your New Family Home!
[23:36] Ichiko
    Order up! One large, add an egg and tonjiru!
[23:38] Tokage
    The big dream I've waited for!