E1 - The Canceled Girl and the Sleepy Vampire

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[01:33] Masaki
    NewTube.
[01:35] Masaki
    Every minute, it sees hundreds
    of hours of video uploaded,
[01:39] Masaki
    as well as hundreds of thousands
    of hours of video watched,
[01:42] Masaki
    making it the world's most-visited website.
SIGN    Katsudon: It's almost time
    ohashi: gg masakichi
    Hibiscus: Are you two okay?
    Don't push yourselves
    Chachamaru: Hellooo
    nemo: hey
    kkkk0302: yo losers
    imhungry: Masakichi's done for!
    Masakichi's done for!
    Masakichi's done for!
    Ishibashi T. Wataru: Man up and step down
    Gakkey: What happened?
    Sparkling ° Chondroitin: kikka a cute
    Lonely Oedo Girl: Think about how the fans feel.
    How about I punch you too??
    lol lmao: apology stream yessssss
    Vitamin B2: Unforgivable
    Kai10: Are you two okay...?
[01:46] Masaki
    These comments, I swear...
SIGN    Hype-Sis
    Urgent Announcement
[01:48] Masaki
    Utter trash.
[01:50] Masaki
    What do they know?!
[01:53] Kikka
    To all of you who continue to
    support us, thank you so much.
[01:58] Kikka
    Today, we have an announcement to make.
[02:01] Kikka
    First, regarding the past several videos,
[02:04] Kikka
    we would like to apologize for
    any discomfort they may have caused.
[02:09] Kikka
    To set things right, we've decided
    to let Masakichi go as a member.
[02:14] Otomi
    She's been making videos with us
    since high school,
[02:17] Otomi
    so we wanted to keep her on if possible,
SIGN    Breaking: Masakichi fired Fifth Champion Tanaka: The latest videos were awful. Are you two okay? It's me, Hana: Masakichi's out, huh? Makes sense Avocado: No one likes Masakichi anyway, so who cares? pui: lol fired lmao Black-Hearted Kurosuke: The videos were hard to watch. I sincerely hope this leads to the best for all three of you. Antinomy: Masakichi ruins the videos. I hate seeing her. smooth finish: show her face already
[02:21] Otomi
    but the truth is that we haven't been
    on good terms for some time now.
[02:25] Kikka
    From frustration about not getting views,
[02:27] Kikka
    to complaints about the content of our videos
[02:29] Kikka
    and differences in enthusiasm levels...
[02:31] Kikka
    We had our fair share of arguments,
[02:33] Kikka
    followed by her violent outburst
    the other day during our livestream...
[02:37] Masaki
    So what?
[02:38] Masaki
    It's all my fault now?
[02:40] Kikka
    ...and the toxic posts
    discovered on her alt after that.
SIGN    stinger @chikchik_m3k
    She wasn't the one I punched, so what's her deal? Stop playing the victim... So annoying
    
    stinger @chikchik_m3k
    You seriously can't even do this? So useless
    
    stinger @chikchik_m3k
    God they're so needy
[02:43] Kikka
    We want everyone to enjoy watching
    the Hyped-Up Sisters channel,
[02:48] Kikka
    so we can't overlook these actions
    from one of our members.
[02:51] Masaki
    Screw you!
SIGN    Re: She crossed the line there
    JO: true lol
    I quit: Bye masakichi
    Yasu: Yeah figures
    apple: so long
    Wrinkled dress shirt: well duh
    jiji: Right move
    Lonely Oedo Girl: Eat ittttttttttttttt
    human: violent bitch die die die die die
    edamame: i hope you never change otomin
    ky: Cut it out already
    Iburi Gakko Enthusiast: I know it won't be easy
    going forward, but I'm rooting for you!
    gun666: Show yourself, Masakichi
    Eye Drops: Go away loser
    bom777: ggwp
    Ma: Why are you two apologizing?
    tasteless odorless: You might be better off
    going your separate ways.
[02:55] Masaki
    No way...
[02:55] Otomi
    After getting together as a group to
    discuss these incidents and our next steps,
[02:57] Masaki
    The haters are the ones to blame here!
[02:59] Masaki
    I did nothing wrong!
[03:00] Otomi
    the two of us and Masakichi
    have decided to go our separate ways.
[03:05] Otomi
    If all of you watching
    can find it to forgive us,
[03:07] Masaki
    What?!
[03:08] Otomi
    we would like to continue Hype-Sis with
    just the two of us, Otomin and Kicchomu.
[03:09] Masaki
    You're the ones who made that decision for me!
[03:14] Kikka
    We would like to take this
    opportunity to make a fresh start,
[03:17] Kikka
    and focus on diligently making videos
    that all of our viewers can enjoy.
[03:23] Otomi
    As the new and reborn Hyped-Up Sisters,
[03:26] Otomi
    we'll do our best to hit the goal Masakichi had set
[03:28] Otomi
    of reaching one million channel subscribers.
[03:32] Kikka
    Finally, please continue to support us—
SIGN    The Canceled Girl and the Sleepy Vampire
SIGN    One Moment, Please
[03:43] Kikka
    Now you've made another mess.
[03:46] Otomi
    That's a lot of comments.
[03:48] Masaki
    Man, looks like you racked up a ton of hits.
[03:52] Kikka
    All thanks to you.
[03:54] Masaki
    You're welcome.
[03:56] Masaki
    Also, a million subs?
[03:58] Masaki
    No way!
[03:59] Masaki
    No one will stick around once I'm gone.
[04:01] Kikka
    We won't let them slip away.
[04:02] Kikka
    We'll keep growing our numbers.
[04:05] Masaki
    But I'm the one who came up
    with all our video ideas!
[04:08] Kikka
    You just wanted to call all the shots.
[04:10] Masaki
    I was the one who filmed and edited—
[04:12] Otomi
    We'll do what we can!
[04:14] Otomi
    Besides, it'll be smooth sailing
    if we hire someone new!
[04:18] Kikka
    We're going to start the stream again.
    Will you join us?
[04:21] Kikka
    Well, not like anyone wants
    to see a violent bitch like you.
[04:26] Masaki
    No way!
[04:27] Masaki
    Hey, there! Masakichi here!
[04:31] Masaki
    I've decided to start a solo channel!
[04:34] Masaki
    This channel will be for videos of
    all the things I really wanted to do!
[04:35] Masaki
    The comments are a war zone!
[04:37] Masaki
    Yes, yes!
SIGN    tommy: Have you ever considered how
    the two Hype-Sis members must feel?
    Shushusuke: I had to stop watching after the first minute
    Tangerine Jelly: Please don't upload any more videos
    yamamomo: Are you really taking this attitude
    after punching someone? You can't just pretend it
    didn't happen, so please apologize to the other two
    and give us fans a proper explanation.
    merorin: why the hell would you start a solo channel
    Milk Tea: All she thinks about is herself.
    She doesn't care at all how the fans feel.
    SE: A 10 min video yapping about herself
    and zero apologies lmao
    otooto: The stuff about recent gripes is w/e,
    but I can't forgive you for punching Otomin.
[04:38] Masaki
    I'll get everyone talking
    and blow those two out of the water!
[04:38] Masaki
    All the ideas that wouldn't have
    flown before are fair game now!
SIGN    Rice: she doesn't regret anything she did
    aa: So this is what Masakichi is really like..
    tomtom: Seriously messed up as a person
    Shrimp: Think about the other two a little
    amebaaaaaaaa: Nice sockpuppet
    sdsjkfha: Please. Just quit already.
    The Great Acorn: Turns out Masakichi's
     willing to do whatever it takes
     for her own success.
[04:43] Masaki
    Please support the channel,
    like, and subscribe!
[04:47] Masaki
    This is your chance to witness a legend!
[04:54] Masaki
    What, really?
[04:55] Masaki
    Not even one positive comment?
[05:00] Masaki
    This isn't good!
[05:01] Masaki
    Damage control, damage control!
SIGN    Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
[05:03] Masaki
    "Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!"
SIGN    Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
SIGN    Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
[05:05] Masaki
    "You have my support!"
SIGN    Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
SIGN    Daifuku Mochi: Who are you going to punch next??
    
    Seltzer Water: Don't be so full of yourself. You're not even cute.
    
    AT: Support? That's gotta be her posting lol
    
    hypehype: Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
    You have my support!
    
    tommy: Have you ever considered how the
    two Hype-Sis members must feel?
    
    Shushusuke: I had to stop watching after the first minute
[05:12] Masaki
    No more!
[05:12] Masaki
    I'm not looking!
[05:13] Masaki
    Say what you want!
SIGN    nanamichan: I haven't seen all of Hype-Sis's videos,
    but I can't support Masakichi-san anymore.
    
    rice on rice: What's with the heel turn?
    
    Hojicha Ice Cream: She's got a talent for offending people
    
    MIU: So much for thinking that Masakichi was a cute,
    funny girl with a good personality.
    
    chopsticks: Was starting a solo channel
    really your highest priority here?
SIGN    She's got a talent for offending people
SIGN    So much for thinking that Masakichi was a cute, funny girl
    with a good personality.
SIGN    Was starting a solo channel really your highest priority here?
[05:25] Masaki
    Yeah, maybe I should have started
    with an apology video.
SIGN    Sorry
SIGN    Sorry
[05:32] Masaki
    There.
[05:43] (Flashback) Kikka
    Not like anyone wants to see
    a violent bitch like you.
[06:00] (Flashback) Otomi
    Besides, it'll be smooth sailing
    if we hire someone new!
[06:04] Masaki
    That's it!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Masakichi @masakichi_1111
    
    I'm thinking about starting a new channel.
    Looking for anyone who wants to join!!
    If you're interested, please send me a message.
    
    #Masakichi #RecruitingNewMembers #NewTube
[06:07] Masaki
    Here we go!
[06:09] Masaki
    Time for a casting call!
SIGN    Banpai Manor
SIGN    Go ahead...
    Make a meal of me
SIGN    Go ahead...
    Make a meal of me
[06:44] Live
    I can't think straight,
    and it's driving me wild!
[06:47] Live
    I'm at my limit!
[06:50] Live
    Time to dig in!
[06:54] Live
    Hot!
[06:56] Live
    I'm on fire!
[06:57] Live
    My hand! My hand!
[07:02] Live
    Hot, hot, hot!
[07:03] Ichiko
    Pipe down, will you?
[07:04] Ichiko
    Do you know what time it is?
[07:08] Ichiko
    Live-sama!
[07:15] Live
    Hey, Ichiko.
[07:17] Live
    You almost turned me to ashes.
[07:19] Live
    Don't open the curtains in a vampire's room.
[07:22] Ichiko
    I forgot to close them after cleaning.
[07:25] Ichiko
    More importantly, I'm happy
    to see you're finally awake!
[07:28] Live
    Huh?
[07:31] Live
    I'm going back to sleep, though.
[07:33] Live
    Back to my dream to...
[07:34] Ichiko
    You can't be serious!
[07:36] Ichiko
    I've been worried sick these last twenty years!
[07:39] Live
    Did you say twenty years?
[07:41] Ichiko
    I sure did!
[07:42] Ichiko
    It was a royal pain watching
     you sleep this whole time!
[07:46] Live
    If I was sleeping for twenty years,
    why'd I get interrupted at the best part?
[07:50] Ichiko
    I will say, you really are
    my savior, Live-sama!
[07:54] Live
    Huh? Your savior?
SIGN    Thud!
[07:57] Ichiko
    Take a look at this!
[08:02] Live
    What're all these?
SIGN    Pay us back
SIGN    Collection Letter
SIGN    Collection Letter
[08:02] [SONG] Sign
    Pay back what you owe
[08:02] [SONG] Sign
    Pay back what you owe
[08:03] Ichiko
    Collation letters.
[08:05] Live
    Collection letters.
[08:06] Ichiko
    I've been working my butt off to look after
    Banpai Manor these past twenty years.
[08:11] Ichiko
    But the debt just keeps piling up.
[08:14] Live
    Wait, debt? How?
[08:17] Ichiko
    I started trading stocks.
[08:19] Live
    What? You of all people?
[08:20] Ichiko
    Yes!
[08:21] Ichiko
    I invested all over. Futures trading.
[08:24] Ichiko
    I'm staying ahead of the game!
[08:26] Live
    How can someone who can't read
    the word "collection" even trade stocks?
[08:31] Ichiko
    I consulted videos from
    stock market experts, you know.
[08:35] Ichiko
    They promised I'd rake in the cash
    if I did as they said!
SIGN    Save up ¥10 million
    Investing in Stocks
    Tips & Tricks
SIGN    Stocks
    Guaranteed not to fail
SIGN    The Hype-Sis Scandal
    in 3 Minutes!!
[08:38] Live
    Videos?
[08:39] Live
    What's this rectangular slab?
[08:41] Ichiko
    It's called a smartphone.
[08:45] Live
    Hold it right there!
SIGN    The Hype-Sis Scandal
    in 3 Minutes!!
[08:54] Live
    Now this is a wild turn of events!
SIGN    Rental Space
    
    Masakichi Channel
    New Member Auditions
    
    Conference Room B
[09:01] Masaki
    Thank you for your application.
SIGN    Masakichi New Channel
     Member Interviews
[09:05] Masaki
    Um...
[09:06] Mob A
    Yay.
[09:07] Mob A
    Without further ado...
[09:08] Mob A
    I snuck into an interview for the disgraced
    NewTuber Masakichi's new member auditions.
[09:14] Mob A
    No lies. I'm really here.
[09:16] Masaki
    Um...
[09:16] Mob A
    But man, right before me
    is Little Miss Canceled herself!
[09:22] Masaki
    Um, if you were to join as a member...
[09:24] Mob A
    Oh, I'm not here to join.
[09:26] Mob A
    Hey, do you mind if I upload
    this video to my channel?
[09:29] Masaki
    Please leave.
[09:31] Masaki
    What a relief.
[09:32] Masaki
    He looks a lot more serious!
[09:34] Masaki
    Um, if you were to join as a member...
[09:36] Mob B
    Ah, could I ask you a question first?
[09:39] Masaki
    Huh? Yeah, sure.
[09:40] Masaki
    Go ahead.
[09:41] Mob B
    Do you have anything you'd like to say
    to the two current members of Hype-Sis?
[09:45] Masaki
    Huh?
[09:46] Masaki
    Well, um... Not really.
[09:48] Mob B
    You must be angry, having to leave by yourself.
[09:51] Mob B
    They were bad-mouthing you
    on yesterday's stream, as well.
[09:55] Masaki
    Those jerks...
[09:56] Masaki
    I mean, in the first place...
[10:00] Masaki
    Is that thing recording?
[10:04] Masaki
    Please leave.
[10:06] Mob C
    My little brother is very ill,
    and he's a fan of yours.
[10:11] Masaki
    Oh, really?
[10:13] Masaki
    Then why don't we...
SIGN    You Got Pranked
[10:14] Mob C
    Just kidding!
[10:15] Masaki
    Get out!
[10:21] Mob D
    Please! Let me taste that punch of yours!
[10:25] Woman
    We're here to celebrate
    our third day as a couple!
[10:27] Masaki
    Break up.
[10:28] Salesman
    Find happiness with these products!
[10:29] Masaki
    Take that!
[10:30] Masaki
    A mascot suit?!
[10:31] Masaki
    How?!
[10:36] Drunk
    Where am I?
[10:39] Masaki
    Hell.
[10:40] Drunk
    All right, time to come back to life!
[10:43] Masaki
    Guess it makes sense.
[10:44] Masaki
    The only people who would come are trolls.
SIGN    Miyama VS Hirata @miyamavshirata
    Looks like all she cares about is getting hits.
    So desperate for attention, it makes me sick.
    
    HSHS @HSHSHSHS
    no one's gonna join your
    awful despotic channel lmao
    
    runrunboy @runrunboy
    I'm a veteran Hype-Sis fan, and the videos
    Masakichi planned have way less hits.
    Now I realize her personality must be
    why she can't come up with any decent ideas.
    
    Hot Chili Pepper @hotchilipepper
    The nerve to punch someone, never apologize,
    and now recruit new members. Zero common sense.
    
    shuu @shuu27
    maybe i should go laugh at her.
    and expose her as a disgrace.
    
    1234go @1234go
    Why don't you start by saying sorry?
[10:54] Masaki
    Maybe I'll go get a drink.
SIGN    You have a message from Live.
    We've been brought together by fate.
    My heart races thinking about you...
[11:01] Live
    Man, this is amazing! And convenient!
[11:05] Live
    You can do anything on this thing!
[11:08] Ichiko
    Live-sama, you drank all of our blood rations?!
[11:12] Live
    Sorry, sorry.
[11:13] Live
    I haven't had blood in twenty years!
[11:15] Live
    Now then, did she reply to my DM?
[11:18] Live
    Nothing yet?!
[11:20] Ichiko
    I haven't had a drop to drink today...
[11:22] Live
    Can you believe it, though?!
[11:24] Live
    The girl from my dream exists in real life!
[11:27] Live
    So her name's Masakichi-chan!
SIGN    The Hype-Sis Scandal in 3 Minutes!!
[11:29] Live
    Wait, hold on!
[11:30] Live
    Was it a prophetic dream?
[11:31] Live
    Did I have that power?
[11:33] Live
    I'm totally unstoppable!
[11:35] Ichiko
    Live-sama is lost in her thoughts.
[11:37] Ichiko
    She must be coming up
    with a way to pay off my debts!
[11:41] Ichiko
    I love you, Live-sama!
[11:42] Live
    Ah, I can't wait to suck
    Masakichi-chan's blood!
[11:45] Live
    Just slurp it all up!
[11:46] Ichiko
    She's racking her brains, all for my sake!
[11:48] Ichiko
    Could Live-sama be in love with me?
[11:53] Collector A
    Hey! Give us our money!
[11:56] Ichiko
    Fear not!
[11:57] Ichiko
    I won't let anyone
    disturb Live-sama's thoughts!
[11:59] Live
    I can't just go in for a big bite, right?
[12:02] Live
    We need to get to know each other first...
[12:04] Live
    But can I really hold myself back?
[12:06] Live
    I guess we should start with greetings.
[12:08] Live
    Oh, but we've already met in my dream.
[12:10] Live
    Wait a second!
[12:11] Live
    Could it be that I've shown up
    in her dreams, too?!
[12:15] Live
    Ugh!
[12:15] Live
    Just thinking about it is too much!
[12:20] Live
    Huh?
[12:22] Live
    Ichiko?
[12:27] Collector A
    Hey, are you okay?
[12:28] Collector
    Damn it, where'd she go?
[12:31] Ichiko
    I can't cause trouble for Live-sama!
[12:33] Ichiko
    Die.
[12:38] Collector A
    What the hell? Huh?
[12:40] Ichiko
    I'm so low on blood,
    I can't even lift a finger...
[12:44] Collector A
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[12:46] Collector A
    Are you okay?
SIGN    Wahhh
[12:48] Ichiko
    You're going to burn me alive and
     turn me into smoked meat, aren't you?!
[12:51] Ichiko
    Please don't!
[12:53] Ichiko
    I pair well with anything except garlic chips!
[12:57] Collector A
    Who the hell are you?!
[13:04] Ichiko
    Ah, Live-sama...
[13:08] Ichiko
    You came to save me.
[13:13] Waitress
    Miss! Miss!
[13:18] Waitress
    Excuse me...
[13:21] Masaki
    Another shochu on the rocks!
[13:23] Waitress
    We're about to close for the night.
[13:27] Masaki
    I don't want to lose to them.
[13:29] Masaki
    You know, I was the one who suggested
    the three of us start making videos!
[13:33] Waitress
    Huh, what?
[13:35] Waitress
    Look, we're closing—
[13:37] Masaki
    So why?
[13:37] Masaki
    Why?!
[13:39] Masaki
    Why am I the one getting kicked out?!
[13:42] Waitress
    Ma'am, we're closing—
[13:43] Masaki
    I heard you the first time!
[13:45] Masaki
    Also, the auditions today...
[13:47] Waitress
    Hey.
[13:48] Waitress
    You're Masakichi-san from
    Hyped-Up Sisters, aren't you?
[13:53] Waitress
    Don't start causing trouble
    for people in real life, too.
[13:56] Masaki
    Ah, yes.
[13:58] Masaki
    Sorry...
[14:00] Masaki
    What the hell's her deal?
[14:03] Masaki
    All anyone does is try and kick me out.
[14:06] Masaki
    It's people like them
    shitposting in my replies.
[14:09] Masaki
    Drop dead!
[14:11] Masaki
    Ugh, I'm totally wasted.
[14:15] Masaki
    But there's no way
    I'm going back to that house.
[14:25] Masaki
    An abandoned hospital...
[14:27] Masaki
    Haunted spots...
[14:30] Masaki
    The first video of ours that went viral...
[14:34] Group
    Hey, there!
[14:36] Group
    Today on Hype-Sis...
[14:38] Group
    We're visiting an abandoned hospital!
SIGN    Visiting an abandoned hospital!!
[14:41] Masaki
    That's right! We received
    special permission for today
[14:44] Masaki
    to shoot a video at the abandoned
    hospital that's said to be haunted!
SIGN    Thank you for giving us permission!!
[14:49] Masaki
    Okay, let's go ahead and take a look!
[14:57] Masaki
    Masakichi Channel!
[14:58] Masaki
    I'm here at an abandoned hospital!
[15:01] Masaki
    ...tal!
[15:06] Masaki
    S-So empty...
[15:08] Masaki
    There, there.
[15:09] Masaki
    I just need to get a viral video.
[15:11] Masaki
    C'mon! I can take on any ghosts or whatever!
[15:23] Masaki
    It's too dark to see very well.
[15:26] Masaki
    Now then, where's our ghost—
[15:28] Masaki
    So cold! Where'd that water come from?!
[15:31] Masaki
    Gross. Really?
[15:35] Masaki
    Ow!
[15:43] (Flashback) Masaki
    What the hell am I doing?
[15:48] (Flashback) Masaki
    Wait, I see something here.
[15:51] (Flashback) Otomi
    What? A real ghost?
[15:53] (Flashback) Masaki
    Look, here.
[15:54] (Flashback) Otomi
    Huh? Let me see.
[15:55] (Flashback) Kikka
    Nah, that's just a reflection.
[15:57] (Flashback) Otomi
    C'mon, let's hurry up and go further in!
[16:00] (Flashback) Kikka
    Yeah, sure.
[16:01] (Flashback) Masaki
    I swear.
[16:02] (Flashback) Masaki
    Can't you act a little more
    scared for the camera?
[16:05] Group
    Sorry, sorry.
[16:12] Masaki
    I'm all alone.
[16:15] Masaki
    I just wanted to have fun and get
    lots of people to watch our videos.
[16:19] Masaki
    That's the reason I worked so hard.
[16:22] Masaki
    But it's all gone now.
[16:26] Live
    I can't believe Ichiko let
    our blood supply run out.
[16:31] Live
    Of course I'm the one who drank it.
[16:33] Live
    Why isn't there any blood in this hospital?
[16:37] Live
    Wait, why's this place so empty?
[16:38] Live
    And dark, to boot.
[16:43] Live
    Must have closed down.
[16:45] Live
    Man, really?!
[16:47] Live
    This place was packed twenty years ago!
[16:52] Live
    Wh-What?
[16:53] Live
    I just caught a whiff of
    some really tasty blood!
[16:56] Live
    Oh, man, no way! Really?!
[16:58] Masaki
    What's going on?
[17:00] Live
    My entire body's about to go crazy.
[17:12] Live
    Found you.
[17:19] Live
    H-Hey, you're Masakichi-san, right?
[17:23] Live
    Nice to meet you.
[17:25] Live
    I'm... Live.
[17:28] Live
    U-Um, could it be that you've been
    dreaming about me, too?
[17:35] Masaki
    What kind of question is that?!
[17:37] Live**
    Have you?!
[17:39] Masaki
    I need...
[17:40] Masaki
    I need to say something...
[17:43] Masaki
    D-Do you mind if I use the bathroom?
[17:46] Live
    Ugh, I love your voice, too!
[17:49] Live
    I can't do it!
[17:50] Live
    I'm about to lose all control!
[17:53] Masaki
    The bathroom...
[17:54] Live
    I... want you!
[17:57] Masaki
    Nope, sorry!
[18:03] Masaki
    What's with her?
[18:03] Masaki
    None of this makes any sense!
[18:05] Live
    Wait up!
[18:07] Live
    First, let's get to know each other!
[18:10] Masaki
    She's gonna get me!
[18:15] Live
    Hey!
[18:17] Live
    Don't change directions so quickly!
[18:20] Masaki
    Something's obviously weird about her!
[18:22] Masaki
    Is she...
[18:23] Masaki
    Could she be...
[18:24] Live
    Let me suck your blood!
[18:26] Masaki
    She's got to be a vampire!
[18:40] Masaki
    Stay back!
[18:43] Live
    Huh? Spaciu—
[18:45] Masaki
    It's a cross!
[18:48] Masaki
    If you come any closer...
[18:50] Live
    That's dangerous.
[18:51] Masaki
    Go away!
[18:52] Masaki
    Once you're gone, I'll come down!
[18:54] Live
    Okay, okay!
[18:55] Live
    Just one bite!
[18:56] Live
    You can spare just one, right?
[18:58] Masaki
    Don't say it like you're bumming a cig!
[19:00] Masaki
    What in the world are you?!
[19:02] Live
    It's dangerous, so come down.
[19:03] Masaki
    Go away!
[19:04] Live
    Not happening.
[19:05] Live
    I know!
[19:08] Live
    Look at this!
[19:10] Live
    You know, I saw this video...
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[19:13] Live
    This is you, right?
[19:15] (Flashback) Otomi
    Besides, it'll be smooth sailing
    if we hire someone new!
[19:16] Mob A
    Yay.
[19:17] Waitress
    Don't start causing trouble
    for people in real life, too.
[19:19] (Flashback) Kikka
    Not like anyone wants to see
    a violent bitch like you.
[19:21] Masaki
    Shut up!
[19:23] Masaki
    I don't care about any of that anymore!
[19:25] Masaki
    No one...
[19:27] Masaki
    No one... needs me anymore!
[19:32] Masaki
    That's why...
[19:33] Live
    I need you.
[19:36] Live
    I've hit the jackpot with your blood.
[19:39] Live
    It's legit one of a kind.
[19:47] Masaki
    It's over.
[19:49] Masaki
    I'm dead.
[19:52] Masaki
    That's fine.
[19:53] Masaki
    I'm so tired, anyway.
[19:57] Masaki
    What?
[20:06] Live
    I told you it was dangerous.
[20:08] Live
    Gotcha!
[20:19] Live
    Well?
[20:20] Live
    Being caught's not so bad, huh?
[20:22] Masaki
    Wow, I'm flying!
[20:25] Masaki
    This is out of this world!
[20:45] Live
    There!
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[21:05] Live
    A-Are you okay?
[21:07] Masaki
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[21:10] Masaki
    Man, that was a blast!
[21:13] Masaki
    Hey!
[21:14] Masaki
    You want my blood, right?
[21:16] Masaki
    How about this?
[21:22] Masaki
    Can you help me out?
[21:24] Masaki
    What?
[21:25] Masaki
    Star in my videos.
[21:27] Masaki
    If you do, I can make videos
    that no one's seen before!
[21:33] Masaki
    I bet I could reach a million
    subscribers in no time!
[21:36] Masaki
    That's why...
[21:37] Masaki
    That's why!
[21:40] Masaki
    I want you to join me!
[21:43] Masaki
    In exchange, once we hit a million subs...
[21:47] Masaki
    Go ahead. Make a meal of me.
SIGN    Live
    Sent you a sticker
SIGN    Goodnight
[23:25] Masaki
    I'm Masaki!
[23:26] Live
    Live here!
[23:26] Masaki
    Here we go!
[23:27] Masaki
    We'll make a vampire channel like none other!
[23:28] Live
    Let's go!
[23:29] Masaki
    We'll show those two jerks what's what!
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[23:31] Live
    By the way, what's a "channel"?
[23:32] Masaki
    For real?
[23:32] Live
    For real.
[23:33] Masaki
    For real, huh?
[23:34] Group
    Next time: "Starting a Channel!
    Good Morning from the Dead of Night!"
SIGN    Starting a Channel!
    Good Morning from the Dead of Night!
[23:37] Masaki
    Make sure you hit that like and subscribe!