E7 - Your Faves Are Adorbs, Hit That Subscribe
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[00:00] Live
And that's why...
[00:02] Live
We need to hit a million channel
subscribers in six months!
[00:06] Live
If we don't...
[00:07] Live
Mayonaka Punch will be breaking up!
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[00:14] Masaki
That's way too slow!
[00:15] Masaki
It felt like time had stopped!
[00:17] Masaki
I've told you over and over that
timing is everything for captions!
[00:21] Live
Yes, Sensei!
[00:22] Masaki
Not to mention, this font
looks way too friendly!
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[00:25] Masaki
It's a bleak topic, so make sure
the text reflects that!
[00:28] Masaki
Do you understand?!
[00:30] Live
Yes! I'll do my best!
[00:36] Masaki
It really does look bleak, though...
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SIGN Subscribed
[00:39] Masaki
I need to figure something out.
[00:45] Masaki
What the...
[00:46] Fu
Wh-What did they just say to each other?
[00:49] Fu
How can these two be so...
[00:53] Fu
Adorbs?
[00:56] Masaki
Fu?
[01:02] Fu
Th-That was close.
[01:05] Fu
But... it's okay, right?
[01:09] Fu
My very first time can be with them.
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[02:57] Masaki
Just so you all understand...
[02:59] Masaki
A million subs in six months won't happen
without anything short of a miracle!
[03:05] Masaki
Even the famous TSUMA-shi
took three years to hit one million!
[03:09] Ichiko
Th-Three years?!
[03:10] Ichiko
So six months is definitely impossible, then!
[03:13] Masaki
Yes!
[03:14] Masaki
Not to mention that MayoPan
currently has just over 40k subs.
[03:18] Masaki
Normal methods won't get us anywhere.
[03:21] Masaki
Which is why I've devised
a three-step strategy.
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[03:27] Masaki
First, step one.
[03:29] Masaki
Uploading a slew of short videos every day!
[03:32] Masaki
We'll hook new people in
with shorts tuned to the algorithm!
[03:35] Masaki
Remember the Chu-Chu Girls' days?
[03:37] Masaki
Just like back then,
we'll play the numbers game!
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[03:48] Live
You were right!
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Radio Calisthenics 100k views
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at a Sumo Stable 85k views
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in Pork Fat 91k views
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Blindfolded Musical Chairs... 97k views
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[03:49] Live
They're getting more views
than our usual videos!
[03:52] Ichiko
I'm off to the shopping district
to brag about this!
[03:55] Ichiko
Zoom-zoom!
[03:55] Tokage
Me, too!
[03:56] Tokage
Those old bats at the cashout counter
won't hear the end of it! Vroom, vroom!
[03:59] Masaki
Hold it!
[04:00] Masaki
Look at this.
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[04:02] Live
50k subscribers...
[04:04] Live
It feels like it's gone up a bit.
[04:07] Masaki
It's nothing considering all the views we got.
[04:11] Masaki
So time for step two of my strategy.
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[04:14] Masaki
Make them fall in love with
the channel and subscribe.
[04:17] Masaki
Once the shorts have gained traction,
[04:19] Masaki
we want to capitalize on that and have as many
people subscribe to the channel as we can.
[04:23] Masaki
But that's harder than you'd think!
[04:25] Live
Huh? Why's that?
[04:26] Live
You subscribe with the click of a button,
just like playing a video, right?
[04:31] Masaki
The click of a button!
[04:32] Masaki
Getting people to take that
one step is no mean feat.
[04:36] Masaki
For example, you can rack up hits
with clickbait thumbnails,
[04:40] Masaki
but if the video doesn't live up
to the hype, people won't subscribe.
[04:44] Masaki
In other words...
[04:46] Masaki
"I love this channel!"
[04:47] Masaki
Unless they think that,
they won't go so far as to subscribe!
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[04:52] Ichiko
So how do we win them over?
[04:55] Masaki
Well...
[04:56] Masaki
What kind of people do you like?
[04:58] Live
Masaki.
[04:59] Masaki
Other than me.
[05:00] Tokage
The man I fell in love with...
[05:02] Tokage
He always brought his lackeys as he
strutted down the streets at night.
[05:07] Tokage
But in private, he was a lonely man,
toppling cigarette butts like dominoes.
[05:15] Masaki
What Tokage just said...
[05:17] Masaki
She hit the nail on the head.
[05:19] Group
Where?!
[05:20] Masaki
In other words, to fall in love...
[05:22] Masaki
The keyword here is "unexpected."
[05:25] Ichiko
So you mean like gap moe!
[05:27] Masaki
Yes.
[05:28] Masaki
We'll analyze the videos that
attract the most subscribers
[05:31] Masaki
and figure out the "gap"
that people want from us!
[05:36] Masaki
Huh?
[05:38] Live
What's up?
[05:39] Masaki
The one that gained us the most subs...
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[05:42] Fu
Tokage-san's wardrobe change?
[05:44] Fu
This video was fun, wasn't it?
[05:47] Masaki
But it didn't really stand out that much.
[05:51] (Flashback) Otomi
Still, it's getting good numbers!
[05:55] (Flashback) Masaki
It's just a video of us drinking boba
and goofing around.
[05:58] (Flashback) Otomi
A ton of people left comments!
[06:00] (Flashback) Otomi
"I think I'll also grab some
boba tomorrow," it says!
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I think I'll also grab some boba tomorrow!
Rin
Gotta say... just adorbs <3
Satoru
I love hearing the three of you talk
[06:04] (Flashback) Kikka
We're seeing the birth of
Kikka the Influencer here!
[06:09] Masaki
I knew it.
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[06:10] Masaki
This video...
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[06:11] Masaki
And this one...
[06:13] Masaki
They've all led to more subscribers!
[06:20] Masaki
I've got it!
[06:22] Masaki
The audience from our shorts think MayoPan
is a group that only does weird stunts.
[06:27] Masaki
The gap that comes from that same MayoPan
being up-to-date on the latest trends—
[06:31] Masaki
that's what our new viewers are after!
[06:37] Masaki
The answer to step two is...
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[06:40] Masaki
MayoPan combined with trends!
[06:43] Masaki
Eating the hot new gummies...
[06:45] Masaki
Using them as cooking ingredients...
[06:47] Masaki
With a good grasp on makeup and fashion!
[06:50] Masaki
All right!
[06:51] Masaki
Now we've completed step two!
[06:55] Masaki
Or so I thought...
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[06:58] Masaki
but it's not working at all.
[07:04] Live
Masaki...
[07:07] Live
Y-Yay?
[07:09] Masaki
Two.
[07:10] Live
Two?
[07:13] Masaki
From here on, we're doing
two new videos every day!
[07:17] Live
Two new videos?!
[07:20] Masaki
Uploading two videos every day.
[07:22] Masaki
This is how I'll bring us to the next phase!
[07:27] Masaki
We need to hit at least 150k subs soon,
[07:30] Masaki
or we'll never be able to get
to a million in six months!
[07:35] Masaki
That's why... I need to step up.
[07:42] Masaki
This is nothing.
[07:45] Masaki
I just won't sleep.
[07:47] Masaki
Just won't... sleep...
[07:51] Masaki
I don't... want to lose them again.
[08:09] Masaki
Oh, no! The editing!
[08:11] Masaki
Huh?
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[08:35] Live
Good morning.
[08:37] Masaki
Did you do this?
[08:38] Live
Yep!
[08:39] Live
You fell asleep, so I took care of the lot!
[08:43] Masaki
Sorry for falling asleep.
[08:45] Live
Well? Aren't I amazing?
[08:47] Live
Just call me an editing master!
[08:50] Masaki
Master?
[08:50] Live
From now on, I can take over
editing whenever you want!
[08:54] Live
So when you need my help,
feel free to ask anytime!
[08:57] Live
After all, you and I make a great pair
that can't be separated!
[09:02] Masaki
Get real!
[09:03] Live
What?
[09:04] Masaki
Editing's not that easy.
[09:06] Masaki
You should be using way more
sound effects and BGMs.
[09:07] Live
Okay, let's dig in!
[09:09] Masaki
And you can trim a lot more
dead space between conversations!
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[09:12] Masaki
Be more ruthless, and keep only the
parts that the viewers want to see!
[09:17] Masaki
Now I need to redo everything!
[09:18] Live
Snap!
[09:18] Masaki
Man, I swear!
[09:21] Live
Okay, let's dig in!
SIGN Taste Test
[09:26] Tokage
Oh!
[09:27] Tokage
Check out Fu drooling all over herself!
[09:30] Fu
A-Am not!
[09:31] Ichiko
She's hiding it!
[09:32] Fu
Nuh-uh!
[09:33] Tokage
Ichiko, pat her down!
[09:35] Ichiko
Yes, boss!
[09:36] Fu
Stop it! I'll die of shame!
[09:38] Ichiko
Prepare yourself!
[09:42] Live
Here I go!
[09:44] Live
So good!
[09:47] Masaki
Take this part...
[09:49] Masaki
and do this...
[09:51] Live
Okay, let's dig in!
[09:54] Live
So good!
[09:56] Masaki
This, this, this, and this can all go away!
[10:01] Live
H-Hey...
[10:03] Masaki
What?
[10:04] Live
F-Frankly speaking, there's no way
you can handle this many videos by yourself.
[10:10] Live
Right? So why don't we...
[10:11] Masaki
Not a friggin' chance!
[10:13] Masaki
You think I can have you
take over after seeing this?
[10:16] Masaki
Don't bother! I'll do it all myself!
[10:19] Group
What?!
[10:21] Tokage
Shoot three videos every day?
[10:24] Masaki
It's to save Banpai Manor.
[10:27] Tokage
Let me just go ahead and say it.
[10:30] Tokage
You're bananas.
[10:31] Masaki
Don't complain!
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[10:37] Masaki
Why?
[10:39] Masaki
Why aren't we gaining any subs?
[10:41] Masaki
All this hard work, for nothing?
[10:51] Live
We don't need that part!
[10:53] Ichiko
Why not?!
[10:54] Live
We need to trim it down a little more.
[10:56] Tokage
Who was that?!
[10:57] Masaki
They're still awake?
[10:57] Tokage
Who stuffed green chilies in my nostrils?!
[11:00] Live
That should wake you up.
[11:01] Ichiko
It's a good luck charm!
[11:02] Masaki
God, I swear!
[11:07] Outlaw
Yeah!
[11:08] Outlaw
The Outside Kids Anything Goes
Exposé Livestream Party!
[11:12] Outlaw
About time we wrap things up, capisce?
[11:14] Sidebrah
Huh?!
[11:15] Sidebrah
You're really gonna end it like that?
[11:17] Sidebrah
That friggin' sucked!
[11:18] Sidebrah
Seriously, "capisce"?
[11:19] Fu
They're really foul-mouthed...
[11:21] Fu
And yet...
[11:24] Fu
How despicable! Don't stop!
[11:27] Sidebrah
Hey, my loyal minions watching out there.
[11:30] Sidebrah
You'll tune in next time, right?
[11:32] Fu
I will!
[11:32] Outlaw
And of course you'll listen to our
new song dropping next week, right?
[11:35] Fu
Of course!
[11:37] Sidebrah
All righty then!
[11:38] Group
Signing off, we're the Outside Kids!
[11:41] Fu
And I'm an Outside Girl!
[11:44] Masaki
What's that mean?
[11:49] Masaki
Fu, that's what you're into? News to me.
[11:52] Fu
Y-Y-You're mistaken!
[11:54] Fu
I just, um, thought I could learn a lot
by watching some top streamers!
[11:59] Fu
So, um, well... That is...
[12:01] Masaki
Why don't you come down?
[12:02] Masaki
You'll catch a cold.
[12:03] Fu
Y-Yes.
[12:07] Fu
Um, will you tell Live-sama and the others...
[12:09] Masaki
My lips are sealed.
[12:11] Fu
That's a relief.
[12:14] Masaki
Have I been mistaken somehow all along?
[12:18] Fu
Masaki-san?
[12:21] Masaki
Hey...
[12:21] Masaki
Are you subbed to the Outside Kids channel?
[12:25] Fu
Y-Yes.
[12:27] Fu
I gave them my very first.
[12:29] Masaki
Eh?
[12:36] Masaki
Okay, so why did you decide to subscribe?
[12:40] Fu
W-W-W-Well...
[12:41] Fu
Um, um, I mean, well...
[12:43] Masaki
Calm down.
[12:48] Fu
Because those two were adorbs, perhaps.
[12:51] Masaki
Adorbs?
[12:53] Fu
Yes.
[12:53] Fu
So I wanted to watch more of them
and show my support.
[12:58] Fu
That's why I subscribed.
[13:01] Fu
Adorbs... Their blood...
[13:04] Masaki
Hey.
[13:06] Masaki
What exactly about them do you find "adorbs"?
[13:09] Fu
That's, um...
[13:11] Masaki
Is it their gap?!
[13:12] Masaki
It is, right?!
[13:13] Masaki
You thought they were scary,
but they ended up being nice.
[13:16] Fu
That's a part of it, sure.
[13:19] Fu
But their relationship is what's adorbs.
[13:22] Masaki
Huh?
[13:23] Fu
As they talk to each other,
it slips out sometimes.
[13:26] Fu
Their true selves,
not the personas they've built!
[13:29] Fu
The moment you get a peek, it's like...
[13:34] Fu
Um...
[13:38] Fu
I'm out of here!
[13:44] Masaki
Adorbs...
[13:49] Masaki
Adorbs.
[13:51] Masaki
When Hype-Sis blew up,
a lot of comments said the same thing.
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[14:03] Masaki
Masakichi!
[14:04] Kikka
Kicchomu!
[14:05] Otomi
Otomin!
[14:05] Group
We are Hype-Sis—
[14:08] Otomi
Whoa, Masakichi's looks good!
[14:10] Otomi
Lemme try some!
[14:11] Kikka
You're right! Let me have some, too!
[14:12] Masaki
What? Let me think about it.
[14:13] Kikka
Huh? What's the big deal?
[14:15] Masaki
S-So young...
[14:16] Masaki
Hey!
[14:17] Kikka
Time for a sip!
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I think I'll also grab some boba tomorrow!
Rin
Gotta say... just adorbs <3
Satoru
I love hearing the three of you talk
Pudding Parfait
Really dig the laid-back vibes
Hedgehog Girl
Now I want some boba!
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Now I want some boba!
Eiko Fan
I've totally drank too fast and choked on
the pearls too lolol
Classic milk tea's fine but now I'm curious
about the mango one so I'll try it next time
Annie
You all get along so well~ I'm here for it.
It's Me Hana
So cute seeing Kicchomu always mess up,
Masakichi snark at her, and Otomin sitting
there with a smile. I could watch it all day.
yufu
literally laughed out loud around 7:40 lmao
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So cute seeing Kicchomu always mess up,
Masakichi snark at her, and Otomin sitting
there with a smile. I could watch it all day.
yufu
literally laughed out loud around 7:40 lmao
nanami
i bet it's always a fun time with you three
Bury Me in Whipped Cream
Love that you're just a bunch of friends
who laugh at stupid stuff
Tangerine
I enjoyed getting a glimpse into the daily
lives of Hype-Sis!
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I enjoyed getting a glimpse into the daily
lives of Hype-Sis!
Lemon Beer
Love that Kikka looks so stoic but acts
so dumb
Emperor Penguin
Girl on the left is cute.
anna
I was like "it's boba!" at the thumbnail,
and I wanted to watch while drinking some,
so I grabbed some by the station on my
way home!
Thrilling Chondroitin
This video's gonna go big... (who?)
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I was like "it's boba!" at the thumbnail,
and I wanted to watch while drinking some,
so I grabbed some by the station on my
way home!
Thrilling Chondroitin
This video's gonna go big... (who?)
Cocoa
10 min went by in a flash. Way too funny.
Pudding Parfait
You're such good friends, way too
adorbs!!!!!
Ankoro Mochi
I live in the middle of nowhere, so they
don't have boba places here ;w;
So jealous, must be nice.
I'll just have to make do with this video
instead.
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[14:50] Live
Good morning from the dead of night!
[14:52] Live
Live here!
[14:53] Ichiko
Ichiko!
[14:54] Fu
Fu.
[14:54] Tokage
Tokage!
[14:56] Ichiko
For today's video, we're under de-TEN-sion
until we eat all these giant macarons!
[15:00] Live
There are more than ten, though.
[15:01] Ichiko
So picky!
[15:02] Live
Okay, let's dig in!
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[15:07] Tokage
Oh!
[15:08] Tokage
Check out Fu drooling all over herself!
[15:11] Fu
A-Am not!
[15:22] Live
Here I go!
[15:24] Live
So good!
[15:27] Masaki
How stupid.
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[15:35] Live
A summer wardrobe for Tokage, our filthy slob!
[15:39] Tokage
Yay—
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[15:41] Tokage
S-H-A-W-L...
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[15:44] Tokage
Shawl!
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[15:45] Live
That looks great on you!
[15:47] Fu
This is this year's—
[15:48] Ichiko
I wanna try it on, too!
[15:50] Fu
Tre—
[15:50] Tokage
Ichiko, these clothes
aren't for little kids to wear.
[15:54] Fu
Trend—
[15:55] Ichiko
I want to be element, too!
[15:57] Live
You mean "elegant."
[15:58] Fu
Trend!
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[16:01] Masaki
This one...
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[16:03] Masaki
And this one...
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[16:06] Masaki
And this...
[16:10] Masaki
Aw, man.
[16:18] Ichiko
There! And over here... there!
[16:20] Live
No, that's wrong!
[16:22] Ichiko
Then... like this?
[16:24] Group
That's it.
[16:25] Ichiko
I-I did it!
[16:29] Tokage
You let your guard down.
[16:31] Tokage
A taste of your own wake-up call!
[16:33] Ichiko
A maiden's nose is delicate!
[16:36] Ichiko
Fu! Grab Tokage!
[16:38] Fu
Eh?!
[16:41] Ichiko
Stop, Tokage!
[16:47] Live
What?
[16:49] Masaki
Um...
[16:51] Masaki
I've realized something.
[16:54] Live
What?
[16:56] Masaki
The reason people subscribe to our channel...
[17:00] Masaki
It's your...
[17:01] Group
Huh?
[17:04] Masaki
It's your chemistry and your
true selves that they're into.
[17:10] Masaki
I thought I knew that already.
[17:13] Masaki
But I panicked all by myself about
trying to quickly gain subscribers.
[17:18] Masaki
And soon, I lost sight of everything.
[17:20] Masaki
I came up with strategies
based around gaps and trends,
[17:23] Masaki
but in the end, I was erasing
all of your best parts.
[17:28] Masaki
No wonder our channel wasn't growing.
[17:33] Masaki
Those so-called meaningless and pointless bits,
[17:36] Masaki
where you laughed, got angry, and worried
while getting along together as friends...
[17:42] Masaki
Those were MayoPan's strengths this whole time.
[17:46] Masaki
I'm always like this.
[17:49] Masaki
When I was with Hype-Sis,
[17:51] Masaki
I forged on ahead by myself
because we weren't growing
[17:53] Masaki
and ruined our friendship in the process.
[17:56] Masaki
It's no surprise that I ended up
getting kicked out.
[17:59] Masaki
I'm so stupid.
[18:01] Live
That's not—
[18:02] Masaki
So I'm sorry.
[18:04] Masaki
And that's why starting tomorrow—
[18:06] Live
There you go!
[18:07] Live
Panicking and going off all by yourself again!
[18:11] Live
I've said this before.
[18:13] Live
You've got me to help you now, don't you?
[18:17] Ichiko
I'm here, too!
[18:18] Tokage
So you figured it out, right?
[18:20] Tokage
That's great!
[18:23] Live
Listen to me.
[18:24] Live
Starting now, let's all work together!
[18:28] Live
Instead of panicking by yourself,
we can all panic together!
[18:32] Live
And, well...
[18:33] Live
We tried editing this one more time as a group.
[18:38] Ichiko
I put in all sorts of text!
[18:40] Tokage
You messed up a ton of kanji, though.
[18:42] Fu
I-I handled the BGMs.
[18:46] Masaki
You were working on this the whole time?
[18:50] Live
We're still pretty bad at it.
[18:52] Live
Masaki, lean on us a little more from now on.
[18:56] Live
We'll be depending on you as well.
[18:58] Live
It's not MayoPan without all of us!
[19:01] Live
Got it?
[19:14] Masaki
I will.
[19:19] Masaki
In that case, without further ado...
[19:22] Masaki
Can we shoot a video?
[19:29] Masaki
And so, let's get started!
[19:31] Tokage
And so, what? Give us a rundown!
[19:33] Masaki
"Talking It Out in the Bath!"
[19:35] Masaki
Didn't I tell you?
[19:36] Masaki
What's important is your chemistry!
[19:39] Masaki
Forget about clothes, makeup,
ideas, and the camera,
[19:42] Masaki
and show us all your true selves!
[19:44] Fu
I already took a bath.
[19:47] Ichiko
You're totally doing this for the numbers!
[19:49] Masaki
Numbers are what we need!
[19:51] Masaki
Besides, Ichiko...
[19:52] Masaki
You'll be covered with an on-screen strawberry
from start to finish, so don't sweat it!
[19:56] Ichiko
Why do you have to cover me up?!
[19:59] Masaki
So that our channel doesn't get banned!
[20:01] Ichiko
I'm a hundred and ten!
[20:03] Masaki
Quiet!
[20:03] Masaki
You want to save Banpai Manor, don't you?
[20:05] Masaki
Give it up and pretend you're wearing
that strawberry costume you wanted!
[20:08] Masaki
C'mon!
[20:09] Masaki
Quit your yapping and let's get filming!
[20:11] Masaki
Okay! Ready, start!
[20:13] Live
Good morning from the dead of night!
[20:15] Live
Mayonaka Punch! Live here!
[20:18] Live
Today's video is "Talking It Out in the Bath!"
[20:21] Tokage
Hold on. We've been living
together for ages already.
[20:24] Tokage
There's nothing for us to talk about anymore.
SIGN I have a funny story for you
[20:26] Live
Oh, really?
[20:28] Live
Then I'll start...
[20:30] Live
I have something funny we can talk about.
SIGN Fu loves the Outside Kids!!
[20:34] Fu
Wait—
[20:34] Live
Fu's a huge fan of the Outside Kids!
[20:37] Ichiko
I've heard of them!
[20:39] Ichiko
The NewTubers who wear shampoo hats!
[20:41] Tokage
Oh, is that why you love taking baths?
[20:45] Tokage
What do you see in that pair of phony,
empty-headed bell peppers, anyway?
[20:52] Fu
D-Don't make fun of the Outside Kids!
[21:07] Masaki
Hell yeah!
SIGN Mayonaka Punch
SIGN 101k subscribers
[21:08] Masaki
I guess everyone got a good
taste of MayoPan's chemistry!
SIGN Girls' Talk in the Bath
SIGN Girls' Talk in the Bath
[21:11] Fu
No way!
[21:12] Fu
It's totally just because we were naked!
[21:14] Fu
Are you really okay with such cheap tactics?!
[21:16] Tokage
Well, be that as it may, now we can
go back to one video per day.
[21:20] Masaki
Wait a second!
[21:22] Masaki
We should keep putting out three—
[21:23] Live
Masaki.
[21:26] Masaki
Well, you're right.
[21:28] Masaki
I want to shoot plenty of
your pointless moments.
[21:31] Ichiko
The goal for step two was
100k subscribers, wasn't it?
[21:34] Ichiko
So we can finally move on!
[21:36] Masaki
Yep.
[21:37] Masaki
Step three is...
[21:39] Masaki
Collabs with big names.
[21:41] Fu
Collabs?
[21:42] Masaki
I took a long shot and sent out messages
to several people asking for a collab.
[21:48] Masaki
No way!
[21:49] Live
What's up?
[21:50] Masaki
An invitation to a NewTuber festival?
SIGN TSUMA-shi
To the members of Mayonaka Punch
Hello. My apologies for the
unsolicited message.
My name is TSUMA-shi,
and I post videos on NewTube.
I'm writing to you today to
discuss a business opportunity.
I will be hosting a NewTuber festival
event (TSUMA FES Extreme),
and currently, I'm reaching out
to a number of content creators to...
SIGN Fu
Sent you a sticker
SIGN Goodnight
[23:25] Masaki
Wh-Whoa! No way!
SIGN TSUMA-shi
SIGN TSUMA-shi
SIGN Legendary streamer
known as the Stream God
[23:26] Masaki
TSUMA-shi himself?!
[23:27] Fu
Masaki-san, you had a fave as well!
[23:28] Masaki
Oh, Fu!
[23:29] Masaki
Look, it's the Outside Kids!
[23:30] Fu
What?!
[23:30] Masaki
But behind them is... TSUMA-shi in the flesh?!
[23:35] Group
Next time: "Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme!"
SIGN Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme!
[23:37] Fu
I-I've got an extreme case of the nerves!
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