E6 - Ichiko's Wish

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[00:04] Live
    Good morning from the dead of night!
[00:07] Live
    Mayonaka Punch!
[00:08] Live
    Live here!
[00:09] Kid 1
    You really went to a desert island.
[00:11] Kid 2
    Two hundred thousand views?!
SIGN    °NO ESCAPE° 1 Week Desert Island Survival
    200k views 1 week ago ...more
    Mayonaka Punch
    30k subscribers
[00:14] Kid 2
    Wowie!
[00:15] Ichiko
    That's nothing for me.
[00:17] Group
    Awesome!
[00:21] Ichiko
    What kind of videos are you all watching?
[00:23] Kid 3
    This one for me.
[00:25] Kid 3
    We're doing this for music class.
[00:27] Kid 3
    We're practicing as a group.
[00:28] Kid 2
    Teamwork is key.
[00:31] Kid 2
    We need to all be in sync.
[00:33] Yu's Mother
    Yu-kun!
[00:36] Kid 1
    Mama!
[00:38] Kid 2
    I should be heading home, too.
[00:39] Kid 3
    Me, too!
[00:42] Group
    Later!
[01:07] Ichiko
    Eh?
[02:43] Masaki
    So it's here...
[02:45] Masaki
    Wait, it's just an old office building.
[02:48] Masaki
    Is this really the place?
[02:51] Masaki
    A-Are you okay?
[02:53] Live
    Y-Yeah.
[02:54] Live
    Let's go.
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    Watch Your Fingers
SIGN    Ichiko's Wish
[03:09] Announcer
    At around seven o'clock this evening,
SIGN    Sudden House Collapse Remains Mystery
[03:11] Announcer
    there was an explosion of unknown
    origin in this quiet neighborhood.
SIGN    Nearby Residents Concerned
SIGN    Lives in Vicinity
[03:16] Tokage
    Man, it just suddenly collapsed
    and scared me to death.
[03:19] Tokage
    The cause? Beats me.
[03:22] Tokage
    Maybe a gigantic bat or something?
[03:24] Tokage
    Or maybe a goddess came bursting out!
SIGN    Sudden House Collapse Remains Mystery
[03:28] Announcer
    As you can see, local residents
    continue to offer cryptic comments...
[03:33] Yuki
    Do you know why you were
    summoned here to home base?
[03:37] Live
    Um...
[03:38] Live
    About what happened at Banpai Manor...
[03:41] Group
    We're terribly sorry!
[03:49] Masaki
    So Mother's behind that curtain?
[03:52] Masaki
    I can't make her out at all.
[03:55] Yuki
    We've allowed you to make videos.
[03:57] Yuki
    But I believe we said
    not to cause any commotion.
[04:00] Live
    Yes.
[04:01] Yuki
    So how did this come about?
[04:04] Live
    Well, um...
[04:12] (Flashback) Tokage
    Girls!
[04:14] (Flashback) Tokage
    Enjoying the drinks I bought
    with my gambling winnings?
[04:18] (Flashback) Group
    Yeah!
[04:19] (Flashback) Tokage
    Toss me up in the air!
[04:22] (Flashback) Group
    And a one! And a two!
[04:25] (Flashback) Group
    And a three!
[04:31] Live
    We're so very sorry!
[04:33] Group
    Sorry!
[04:35] Yuki
    Banpai Manor will be demolished.
[04:37] Group
    What?!
[04:38] Ichiko
    D-Demolished?
[04:39] Yuki
    On Mother's orders.
[04:43] Yuki
    You wrecked Banpai Manor,
    attracted the public's attention,
[04:47] Yuki
    and risked humans discovering
    the existence of vampires.
[04:51] Yuki
    It's only natural that
    you'd be punished for it.
[04:53] Yuki
    You're a bunch of bad oranges!
[04:57] Yuki
    Or so Mother says.
[04:59] Masaki
    What's she mean by bad oranges?
    Is that a proverb?
[05:02] Fu
    Um, there's an old TV drama...
[05:04] Yuki
    You there!
[05:04] Yuki
    Cut the chatter!
[05:06] Fu
    So sorry!
[05:07] Tokage
    If you tear down Banpai Manor, where do we go?!
[05:11] Yuki
    You'll be moved to a different house
    where we keep troublemakers.
[05:15] Masaki
    Hey!
[05:16] Masaki
    What about me, then?!
[05:18] Yuki
    Don't care. Do what you want.
[05:20] Masaki
    It's hard to shoot videos
    unless we live together!
[05:24] Yuki
    What happens to your videos
    is none of my concern.
[05:28] Live
    You can't!
[05:29] Live
    Masaki needs to be with me!
[05:31] Live
    For my sake!
[05:32] Fu
    I'd be scared living with
    vampires I don't know!
[05:36] Tokage
    I'm also opposed to moving out.
[05:38] Tokage
    The local pachinko parlor is the only one
    that has Ichijo-kun to tune the pins for me!
[05:42] Ichiko
    I don't want that, either!
[05:43] Ichiko
    I really don't want to lose Banpai Manor!
[05:47] Yuki
    You have no room to complain
    after all the trouble you've caused!
[05:49] Ichiko
    I haven't caused any trouble here!
[05:52] Yuki
    And who was the one
    who racked up all that debt?
[05:55] Live
    It's not our fault the wall got wrecked!
[05:58] Live
    The alcohol's to blame!
[05:59] Yuki
    After all that's happened,
    you're really blaming the bottle?
[06:01] Live
    They say, "Condemn the crime,
    not the criminal!"
[06:12] Live
    I apologize for what I said!
[06:13] Live
    It was all my fault!
[06:15] Group
    Yes!
[06:16] Yuki
    Here.
[06:21] Live
    Man, that hurt.
[06:25] Yuki
    Don't go causing any more headaches for Mother!
[06:33] Ichiko
    Live-sama.
[06:35] Ichiko
    Let's go ask them again
    not to demolish our home!
[06:39] Live
    Still, you know, they said
    we could keep shooting videos.
[06:43] Live
    Maybe moving isn't such a bad idea.
[06:46] Live
    Or, heck, maybe it's a great one!
[06:47] Ichiko
    Weren't you against it before?
[06:50] Ichiko
    What's this?
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[06:52] Ichiko
    "The best room layout for two people"?!
[06:53] Ichiko
    You're going to live with Masaki?!
[06:55] Live
    No, that's not it!
[06:56] Live
    You've got it all wrong!
[06:58] Live
    I'm going to have Masaki
    teach me how to edit videos.
[07:02] Live
    And to do that, I'll need to spend time
    over at her place, right?
[07:06] Live
    So we might gradually end up
    living together, you know!
[07:11] Ichiko
    In other words, as long as
    you can be alone with Masaki,
[07:14] Ichiko
    you don't need Banpai Manor anymore?
[07:16] Live
    No, that's not what I mean.
[07:19] Fu
    I-I don't think it's happening.
[07:22] Ichiko
    You too, Fu?!
[07:23] Fu
    We can't go against Mother's decision.
[07:28] Tokage
    I'm fine wherever I end up going.
[07:31] Tokage
    So long as I can gamble.
[07:33] Ichiko
    What do you mean?
[07:34] Tokage
    I came to a realization.
[07:36] Tokage
    No matter where I end up moving,
    I can just fly on over here.
[07:39] Ichiko
    You're the one who wrecked the wall.
[07:41] Tokage
    I-I'm not the only one to blame here!
[07:44] Ichiko
    That's right!
[07:45] Ichiko
    Everyone else except me is at fault!
[07:48] Ichiko
    But I'm the only one taking the
    future of Banpai Manor seriously!
[07:54] Tokage
    What a pain.
[07:55] Ichiko
    Did you just call me a pain?!
[07:57] Tokage
    You're the only one who cares
    so much about Banpai Manor here!
[08:00] Live
    Tokage!
[08:01] Live
    You can't tell her the truth like that!
[08:03] Fu
    Please say it a little nicer!
[08:05] Tokage
    I mean, let's be honest. It's a bother.
[08:08] Tokage
    You all agree with me, don't you?
[08:12] Ichiko
    Is that right?!
[08:13] Ichiko
    I get it! I'm nothing but a bother!
[08:16] Ichiko
    So be it, then!
[08:17] Ichiko
    I'll take care of everything all by myself!
[08:19] Live
    I-Ichiko, calm down.
[08:20] Ichiko
    I'm perfectly calm! Cool as a cucumber!
[08:23] Tokage
    Well, I'm leaving, since I'm out of balls.
[08:25] Fu
    Ah!
[08:26] Fu
    I-I need to go to work!
[08:28] Fu
    I can't believe it slipped my mind!
[08:31] Live
    Sorry. I don't know how to play pachinko.
[08:43] Pachinko Employee
    Children shouldn't be playing pachinko.
[08:46] Pachinko Employee
    How old are you, young lady?
[08:48] Ichiko
    A hundred and ten.
[08:52] Ichiko
    They just don't understand
    how precious Banpai Manor is.
[08:56] Ichiko
    Well, they'll come back crying in no time.
[08:58] Ichiko
    I won't hold it against them when they do.
[09:01] Ichiko
    Since I'm a good girl.
[09:03] Ichiko
    If we all eat a meal together
    with everyone's favorite food in it,
[09:07] Ichiko
    I'm sure they'll all see the light!
[09:09] Masaki
    One question.
[09:10] Ichiko
    Yes?
[09:11] Masaki
    Vampires can subsist on blood alone,
    so why do you eat food?
[09:15] Ichiko
    That's because I suggested it.
[09:17] Ichiko
    Eating meals together, that is.
[09:20] Masaki
    Why's that?
[09:21] Ichiko
    I was originally a human,
[09:23] Ichiko
    so before I came here, I'd eat dinner
    with my mom, my dad, and my brothers.
[09:32] Masaki
    So if a vampire drinks my blood,
    will I turn into one, too?
[09:35] Ichiko
    That's not an issue.
[09:37] Ichiko
    Besides, I drank your blood already, didn't I?
[09:41] Masaki
    Oh, that's right.
[09:43] Ichiko
    It's actually the reverse.
[09:44] Ichiko
    Humans turn into vampires when
    vampire blood enters their body.
[09:51] Masaki
    Then why'd you become a vampire?
[09:53] Ichiko
    I can't answer that.
[09:54] Masaki
    What?
[09:55] Ichiko
    I'd love to have stayed a human,
    living with the rest of my family.
[10:00] Ichiko
    But I was turned into a vampire
    with no warning.
[10:03] Ichiko
    Mother keeps them in check nowadays,
[10:06] Ichiko
    but in the past, vampires went around turning
    humans into vampires against their will.
[10:11] Ichiko
    And so, I lost my humanity,
    with nowhere to return and nowhere to go.
[10:18] Ichiko
    Spending all my time alone,
    walking and walking.
[10:24] Ichiko
    It was then that I stumbled
    upon Banpai Manor...
[10:34] Ichiko
    and Live-sama welcomed me in.
[10:38] Ichiko
    I knew I could survive without eating food,
[10:41] Ichiko
    but I wanted to eat with everyone,
[10:44] Ichiko
    so I always cooked for us.
[10:52] Ichiko
    Day after day,
[10:54] Ichiko
    after day,
[10:55] Ichiko
    after day,
[10:57] Ichiko
    after day...
[11:01] Ichiko
    until Live-sama sat at the table.
[11:06] Ichiko
    And Tokage as well,
[11:14] Ichiko
    followed by Fu.
[11:15] Ichiko
    Ever since, we've always eaten
    together at Banpai Manor.
[11:20] Ichiko
    That's why Banpai Manor
    is the home that I love.
[11:24] Masaki
    That story was heavier than I thought,
    and now my chest hurts.
[11:29] Ichiko
    Is that so?
[11:30] Masaki
    Also, why hot pot in the summer?
[11:33] Ichiko
    Because we can put everyone's
    favorite foods in it!
[11:49] Masaki
    I'm starving!
[11:52] Ichiko
    Not yet!
[11:53] Masaki
    What?
[11:54] Masaki
    Let's eat, let's eat, let's eat!
[11:57] Ichiko
    We'll eat when everyone's here.
[12:01] Masaki
    Got it.
[12:08] Live
    What're you doing?
[12:10] Fu
    L-Live-sama!
[12:12] Tokage
    Don't sneak up on me like that!
[12:15] Live
    Let me take a quick peek inside...
[12:22] Live
    Why hot pot on a hot day like this?
[12:25] Group
    Dunno.
[12:26] Masaki
    So this is where you were.
[12:28] Tokage
    Hey!
[12:29] Fu
    Masaki-san!
[12:30] Live
    What's with the get-up?!
[12:32] Masaki
    I'm going to talk it out in person with Mother.
[12:33] Group
    What?!
[12:35] Masaki
    Since none of you are any use.
[12:37] Live
    Wait, wait!
[12:39] Live
    You're gonna go in there armed like that?
[12:41] Live
    You're totally ready to fight!
[12:42] Masaki
    Shut up!
[12:43] Masaki
    I don't care what someone who
    can't stick up for a friend has to say!
[12:46] Masaki
    I'm real hungry here!
[12:51] Masaki
    This house is important to her, isn't it?
[12:54] Masaki
    You should be the first ones
    to sympathize with her!
[13:04] Masaki
    We can finally eat.
[13:08] Masaki
    Ichiko, time for some grub!
[13:10] Tokage
    Make sure there's liver in there.
[13:12] Fu
    Um, crown daisy leaves too, if you will.
[13:15] Live
    Oh, you've got enoki mushrooms as well!
[13:17] Masaki
    Live, save some for the rest of us!
[13:20] Live
    You're recording this?
[13:21] Masaki
    Hot pot in summer might
    make for a funny video.
[13:25] Live
    Meals really are best eaten
    with everyone... right?
[13:30] Ichiko
    Live-sama...
[13:32] Ichiko
    Everyone...
[13:33] Live
    All right.
[13:34] Group
    Time to eat—
[13:35] Ichiko
    What's with your manners?!
[13:37] Ichiko
    Why did you come in through the wall?!
[13:39] Ichiko
    We have a front door!
[13:40] Ichiko
    Also, you need to wash
    your hands before you eat!
[13:44] Group
    Huh? You're really getting angry now?
[13:47] Live
    Okay, let's start the
    Don't Demolish Banpai Manor Project.
[13:52] Masaki
    What exactly does that involve?
[13:54] Masaki
    Are we storming the place with garlic?
[13:57] Fu
    If we do that, we'll be erased.
[13:59] Live
    To be honest, pleading with her
    will get us nowhere.
[14:02] Live
    Maybe we'd have more of a chance if
    we showed her how much we've grown.
[14:07] Tokage
    Grown? I'm growing every day.
[14:11] Tokage
    Huh?
[14:15] (Flashback) Kid 3
    We're doing this for music class.
[14:17] (Flashback) Kid 3
    We're practicing as a group.
[14:18] (Flashback) Kid 2
    Teamwork is key.
[14:21] (Flashback) Kid 2
    We need to all be in sync.
[14:23] Ichiko
    I have an idea!
[14:27] Ichiko
    Bam!
[14:28] Ichiko
    Take a look!
[14:31] Ichiko
    If we can pull this off, I'm sure
    Mother will change her mind!
[14:36] Masaki
    Seriously?
SIGN    Karate Dojo
[15:07] Yuki
    You'll be in for it if you waste
    Mother's time on something stupid.
[15:13] Yuki
    I swear...
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[15:17] Masaki
    N-Now's my chance to see Mother's face.
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SIGN    Mother
[15:24] Masaki
    O-Or not.
SIGN    Mother
[15:27] Yuki
    So? What do you want?
SIGN    Mother
[15:40] Live
    In our time living at Banpai Manor,
[15:43] Live
    we've slowly learned to cooperate,
    and we continue to grow!
SIGN    Mother
[15:48] Live
    We're not bad oranges!
[15:51] Live
    And we're about to prove it!
[15:53] Group
    Yes!
[15:54] Live
    And in the case that we do,
[15:57] Live
    we ask you to cancel
    the demolition of Banpai Manor!
[16:01] Group
    Please!
SIGN    Mother
[17:27] Live
    As you can see, our hearts
    are perfectly joined as one.
[17:33] Live
    As such, continuing to live together
    should pose no problem. Wouldn't you agree?
[17:41] Yuki
    I see.
[17:43] Yuki
    You did well.
[17:46] Yuki
    Like hell I'd say that!
[17:48] Yuki
    Who do you take me for?!
[17:52] Live
    That wasn't enough to melt your heart?!
[17:54] Live
    For real?!
[17:54] Yuki
    I apologize, Mother.
[17:56] Yuki
    It ended up being a waste of your time.
[17:58] Yuki
    Banpai Manor will, as planned—
[17:59] Ichiko
    Please don't!
[18:00] Yuki
    Hey!
[18:00] Ichiko
    Don't demolish Banpai Manor!
[18:02] Yuki
    After all that, you still won't give up?!
[18:04] Ichiko
    I don't wanna!
[18:06] Ichiko
    No! No!
[18:07] Yuki
    Don't be so childish! You're being a bother!
[18:18] Live
    Ichiko...
[18:21] Ichiko
    After I stopped being human,
[18:25] Ichiko
    I was alone all the time.
[18:28] Ichiko
    But they ate dinner with me like I asked.
[18:35] Ichiko
    They all did,
[18:37] Ichiko
    even though they don't need to eat.
[18:41] Ichiko
    It was my own childish demand,
[18:44] Ichiko
    but they've put up with it all this time.
[18:49] Ichiko
    So I've always been a bother.
[18:56] Ichiko
    Live-sama. Tokage. Fu.
[19:01] Ichiko
    I'm sorry.
SIGN    Mother
[19:20] Masaki
    Look at this video!
[19:21] Yuki
    What now?
[19:22] Masaki
    Just watch!
[19:23] Ichiko
    Masaki!
[19:24] Ichiko
    How long are you going to keep recording?
[19:26] Masaki
    A little longer.
[19:27] Tokage
    I swear.
[19:28] Tokage
    You really love making us
    work our socks off, huh?
[19:31] Live
    That meat is mine!
[19:32] Masaki
    They may all be pieces of garbage,
    worse than rotten orange peels...
[19:37] Yuki
    She never went that far!
SIGN    Mother
[19:38] Masaki
    They only care about themselves, never
    agree on anything, and are totally useless...
[19:43] Masaki
    But here they are,
    sitting down for dinner together.
[19:46] Masaki
    Not because they were forced to.
[19:48] Masaki
    They're acting out of compassion for Ichiko!
[19:50] Masaki
    Because...
[19:53] Masaki
    they're the kind of people who
    can think about others, too!
SIGN    Mother
[19:58] Mother
    You—
[19:59] Yuki
    You can't be the only ones
    who get special treatment!
[20:02] Live
    What do you mean by that?
[20:03] Mother
    You—
[20:04] Yuki
    If we turned a blind eye to
     all the trouble you've caused
[20:08] Yuki
    it would set a bad example
    for the rest of the vampires!
[20:11] Live
    We're not troublemakers anymore!
[20:13] Yuki
    Then just what are you?
[20:15] Live
    We're MayoPan!
[20:18] Yuki
    Huh?
[20:19] Ichiko
    That's right!
[20:20] Ichiko
    We're doing our best to make videos!
[20:23] Tokage
    Yeah, yeah!
[20:24] Yuki
    So what if—
[20:25] Masaki
    And they're all growing as time goes on!
[20:27] Tokage
    Yeah, yeah!
[20:28] Yuki
    So what—
[20:28] Fu
    A-At first, I thought, "Why videos? Why me?"
[20:34] Fu
    But now I enjoy it!
[20:36] Yuki
    Like I said, so what—
[20:36] Tokage
    Yeah, yeah!
[20:37] Yuki
    Shut your trap!
[20:39] Live
    Sure, we've still got a long way to go.
[20:41] Live
    Still...
[20:42] Live
    One day, we'll become NewTubers
    with over a million subs!
[20:46] Live
    We'll become so big,
    there'll be no room for complaints!
[20:49] Live
    So let us live together, here in Banpai Manor.
[20:55] Live
    Pretty please!
[20:56] Group
    Pretty please!
[20:58] Ichiko
    Please!
SIGN    Mother
SIGN    Mother
[21:09] Mother
    Six months.
[21:11] Live
    What?
SIGN    Mother
[21:12] Mother
    A million subscribers in six months.
[21:14] Mother
    Reach that number,
    and I'll call off the demolition.
SIGN    Mother
[21:18] Group
    What?!
[21:19] Masaki
    H-Hold it!
[21:21] Masaki
    Six months is impossible!
[21:22] Masaki
    Give us a year, at least!
SIGN    Mother
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[21:23] Masaki
    We only have a little over
     twenty thousand right now... so...
SIGN    Mother has left the meeting.
[21:27] Live
    She hung up.
[21:31] Masaki
    A million subs in six months.
[21:33] Masaki
    To be honest, that'll be tough.
[21:38] Masaki
    But!
[21:38] Masaki
    Mayonaka Punch has no choice but to do it!
[21:41] Live
    For Masaki's blood and for Banpai Manor!
[21:45] Ichiko
    Yes!
[21:45] Fu
    You're right!
[21:45] Tokage
    Yeah!
[21:48] Live
    Okay, all together now!
[21:52] Live
    Time to eat!
SIGN    Ichiko
    Sent you a sticker
SIGN    Goodnight
SIGN    We're Breaking Up
SIGN    We're Breaking Up
[23:25] Ichiko
    How do we get a million subs?!
[23:27] Ichiko
    Let's just borrow some money
    and give it all away!
[23:29] Yuki
    Ichiko.
[23:29] Ichiko
    Y-Yuki-sama!
[23:30] Yuki
    More debts?
[23:30] Ichiko
    I-I'm just kidding!
[23:31] Yuki
    More debts?
[23:32] Ichiko
    K-Kidding... Agh!
[23:34] Group
    Next time: "Your Faves Are Adorbs,
    Hit That Subscribe"!
SIGN    Your Faves Are Adorbs, Hit That Subscribe
[23:37] Yuki
    Make sure you support me as well.