E9 - Welcome. This Is Your Family Home Now!
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[00:13] Masaki
Huh?
[00:15] Masaki
Back then, why did I...
[00:42] Sakura
Good morning.
SIGN Welcome. This Is Your New Family Home!
[02:20] Ichiko
Good morning from the dead of night!
[02:23] Ichiko
Mayonaka Punch!
[02:24] Ichiko
Ichiko!
[02:25] Ichiko
Ding!
[02:26] Ichiko
How does MayoPan spend a
week-long extended break?
[02:30] Ichiko
Vlog day two!
[02:32] Ichiko
For my day off today...
[02:35] Ichiko
Behold! Meal prep!
[02:40] Ichiko
Is this a good angle?
[02:46] Ichiko
Oh, that's perfect!
[02:48] Tokage
Seriously?
[02:49] Tokage
With Masaki gone, I thought we'd have
a week off from shooting videos.
[02:54] Fu
Well, not exactly.
[02:56] Fu
Masaki-san told us to film what
we do while we're on vacation.
[03:00] Tokage
A vacation that we have to film
doesn't count as a vacation!
[03:03] Fu
B-But we only have three months left
until Mother's deadline.
[03:08] Fu
After taking part in that
festival and doing collabs,
[03:10] Fu
we've finally hit 400k subscribers.
[03:13] Fu
We can't be taking a break
at a time like this...
[03:18] Tokage
I'm sacrificing my beauty sleep
to work my butt off here!
[03:21] Tokage
I think I deserve a little praise!
[03:23] Fu
I-I'm also...
[03:24] Ichiko
Stop!
[03:26] Tokage
Oh, you were still awake?
[03:28] Ichiko
The more footage we have, the better.
[03:31] Fu
W-Were we disrupting you?
[03:33] Ichiko
You two.
[03:35] Ichiko
You're stepping on Live-sama.
[03:39] Fu
She seems awfully upset.
[03:41] Tokage
Snap out of it already.
[03:43] Ichiko
Live-sama, are you still alive?
SIGN Masaki <3
[03:53] Live
Masaki!
[03:54] Live
I miss you!
[03:56] Masaki
You know it's only been two days.
[03:58] Masaki
How's today's footage?
[03:58] Live
Well, I finished making cuts,
but it's a little long.
[04:03] Masaki
Okay.
[04:04] Masaki
I'll trim it down where I can
when I add the captions.
[04:07] Live
I'll send what I have, then.
[04:09] Masaki
Thanks. See you.
[04:10] Live
Oh, how's your mom?
[04:11] Live
Is she okay?
[04:12] Masaki
It was her appendix.
[04:14] Masaki
She'll be out of the hospital in a week.
[04:16] Live
Oh, that's a relief!
[04:18] Masaki
Sorry to duck out at such a critical time.
[04:20] Live
No, it's not your fault.
[04:22] Live
It sure is lonely without you here, though.
[04:26] Live
Masaki, I really do—
[04:29] Masaki
Well, see you.
[04:33] Tokage
We should go to sleep soon.
[04:35] Ichiko
We'll start shooting again when the sun sets.
[04:38] Fu
Good night.
[04:43] Masaki
How do I deal with this?
[04:48] Sakura
I would have been fine on my own for a week.
[04:51] Masaki
What?
[04:52] Sakura
If you were busy with NewTube stuff,
you didn't have to come home.
[04:56] Masaki
What could I do?
[04:58] Masaki
Mom asked me to come back.
[05:02] Sakura
My precious winter break...
[05:03] Sakura
I would have less chores
to do if I were alone.
[05:08] Masaki
I-I was gonna clean that up later.
[05:11] Sakura
If I were alone in the house,
[05:13] Sakura
I could blast dance music every night
while busting out my sick moves.
[05:17] Masaki
What?
[05:18] Sakura
I'll handle the laundry,
so do the dishes at least.
[05:21] Masaki
Hey, hold it right there.
[05:23] Sakura
What?
[05:24] Masaki
Sakura, do you watch NewTube?
[05:29] Sakura
A little.
[05:30] Masaki
Can you take a look at this?
[05:47] Sakura
Still images?
[05:48] Masaki
Videos.
[05:51] Masaki
I asked them to shoot vlogs on their days off,
[05:53] Masaki
but all I get back is stuff like this!
[05:57] Masaki
They're a real wacky bunch, so I thought
they'd be entertaining on their days off, too.
[06:02] Masaki
But if I trash this footage,
we won't have a video for tomorrow.
[06:05] Masaki
Uploading every day is a must!
[06:07] Masaki
What do I do?
[06:09] Sakura
I mean, it does feel like
a realistic day off, but...
[06:12] Sakura
It's boring.
[06:21] Ichiko
How does MayoPan spend a
week-long extended break?
[06:25] Ichiko
Vlog!
[06:26] Ichiko
Today, we're going on a drive to the
best spot to enjoy a nighttime view!
[06:31] Group
Yay!
[06:33] Live
The catch: we have to eat at every
drive-through we come across.
[06:36] Live
Will our stomachs hold out until
we reach our scenic destination?
[06:41] Live
We'll shoot some amazing footage to use!
[06:44] Masaki
That's the spot!
[06:46] Sakura
You're stiff as a board.
[06:48] Masaki
Is it that bad?
[06:51] Sakura
Can I stop now?
[06:52] Masaki
Not yet! A little more!
[06:56] Masaki
Don't stop!
[06:58] Sakura
I don't trust you when you say "a little more."
[07:00] Masaki
What?
[07:01] Sakura
You kept saying, "C'mon, just a little more,"
[07:03] Sakura
and then you'd eaten all my ice cream.
[07:05] Masaki
How long ago was that?
[07:07] Sakura
Literally yesterday.
[07:11] Masaki
Coming.
[07:13] Masaki
Huh? Why?
[07:15] Live
We're here!
[07:15] Tokage
Ah!
[07:17] Tokage
Little sister!
[07:19] Tokage
You're Masaki's sister, right?
[07:22] Ichiko
Oh, you look so young.
[07:24] Live
Out of my way!
[07:25] Live
Hey, there!
[07:26] Live
I've gotten to know your big sister very well!
[07:28] Live
My name's Live! From Mayonaka Punch!
[07:35] Live
Her blood smells normal, though.
[07:37] Fu
That's rude to say to someone you've just met.
[07:40] Live
Oh, wait. Has she not told you?
[07:42] Live
I'm part of a NewTube channel with your sister!
[07:46] Sakura
I know.
[07:47] Sakura
Hello. I'm Sakura.
[07:49] Live
Nice to meet you!
[07:50] Masaki
Y-You can tell me what happened inside.
[07:53] Masaki
Come in.
[07:56] Live
So this is Masaki's family home!
[07:58] Live
The place that birthed Masaki's blood!
[08:00] Live
Awesome!
[08:01] Fu
Masaki-san, have you always lived here?
[08:05] Masaki
No, this used to be my grandma's place.
[08:07] Masaki
We moved here after my parents got divorced.
[08:09] Ichiko
Oh?
[08:10] Masaki
Up until preschool, I used to live
close to Banpai Manor, actually.
[08:14] Live
What?!
[08:14] Live
So you mean I might've come across
teeny-tiny Masaki in the past?!
[08:19] Live
That's nothing short of fate!
[08:20] Live
Destiny!
SIGN Fate
SIGN Fate
[08:21] Masaki
So? Why are you here?
[08:23] Masaki
Didn't I tell you to film
that night view roadtrip?
[08:26] Live
We filmed it, all right!
[08:27] Live
But also...
[08:30] Live
Here.
[08:31] Live
Oh! It's so pretty here at night!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN No Video Recording
The following actions are strictly prohibited.
SIGN - Photography and videos for commercial purposes
- Operating unmanned aircraft,
as well as aerial photography (drones, RC, etc.)
- Photography and videos with selfie sticks
- Extreme acts of photography that disturb others
- Filming of NewTube videos (no exceptions!)
SIGN Those found to be in violation will incur a fine of 10,000 yen.
Thank you for your cooperation.
[08:36] Live
Ack!
[08:37] Live
Double ack!
[08:38] Live
Apparently, they recently
banned video recording.
[08:41] Live
We should discuss with you before
shooting a different video, right?
[08:44] Live
Time is of the essence, so we
ditched the car and flew over here!
[08:48] Masaki
I see... Wait.
[08:50] Masaki
Couldn't you have just called?
[08:52] Live
What? Don't be so cold!
[08:55] Masaki
Get off! I can't breathe!
[08:56] Sakura
Here you go.
[08:58] Masaki
Th-Thanks.
[08:59] Live
Sakura-chan, got any good ideas?
[09:02] Masaki
You're asking her?
[09:03] Sakura
It seems like your only choice is
to film something around here.
[09:07] Live
Here?
[09:08] Sakura
If you go somewhere else to film,
[09:10] Sakura
you won't have enough
time to edit the video.
[09:13] Masaki
Well...
[09:14] Ichiko
But are there any interesting
places in this area?
[09:17] Masaki
Not at all.
[09:18] Masaki
It's a normal neighborhood.
SIGN Hmm...
[09:22] Live
Ta-dah!
[09:24] Live
I've got it!
[09:25] Live
How about, "I Returned to My Family Home"?
[09:28] Masaki
Huh?
[09:29] Fu
Oh, I've seen videos like that.
[09:31] Fu
Where they eat dinner as a family,
or read out letters of gratitude.
[09:35] Ichiko
Sure to bring warmth to your heart
and a smile to your face!
[09:38] Tokage
Sounds good! Not that I'd know.
[09:40] Live
I thought it'd be impossible, since we
don't have family homes, but you do!
[09:45] Masaki
Me?
[09:47] Masaki
N-Not happening!
[09:48] Masaki
I've never been in any of our videos!
[09:50] Sakura
But you could be.
[09:51] Masaki
Everyone would throw a fit
if a new face suddenly showed up!
[09:54] Live
But you're the only one who can!
[09:56] Live
Please?
[09:56] Masaki
Nope! Not a chance!
[09:58] Live
Aww...
[10:00] Ichiko
Then...
[10:01] Fu
What do we do?
[10:03] Tokage
Wanna go hit up some pachinko?
[10:06] Tokage
Hmph.
[10:10] Masaki
Live.
[10:12] Masaki
Welcome.
[10:13] Masaki
This is your new family home.
[10:17] Live
What?
SIGN Standby
[10:21] Masaki
The story is, your mother's in the hospital,
[10:23] Masaki
so you came back home to take care
of your sister, just like me.
[10:27] Masaki
The rest you can feel free to make up.
[10:29] Live
Okay! I'm ready to go!
[10:31] Masaki
Also, don't call Sakura by her real name.
[10:33] Live
Got it.
[10:34] Ichiko
Shooting a video pretending that
this is Live-sama's family home...
[10:38] Ichiko
Masaki sure does come up with some wild ideas.
[10:40] Fu
Um...
[10:41] Fu
Is it okay to trick our audience like this?
[10:45] Tokage
Besides, won't we get busted in no time
if Masaki's friends watch this video?
[10:50] Masaki
It's fine.
[10:51] Masaki
I've never had a friend come over.
[10:53] Group
She doesn't have any friends.
[10:55] Masaki
Sakura, are you ready, too?
[10:58] Masaki
Why are you pouting?
[11:00] Sakura
I'm against staged videos.
[11:02] Masaki
Hey, just leave it to me.
[11:07] Live
Good morning from the dead of night!
[11:09] Live
Mayonaka Punch!
[11:10] Live
Live here!
[11:11] Live
Today, we're at my family home!
[11:15] Live
This here's my little sister!
[11:16] Sakura
Hello.
[11:17] Live
Man, it's so relaxing being back home!
[11:21] Live
So nostalgic, you could even
call it nostalgia-inducing!
[11:24] Sakura
Totally.
[11:26] Live
Um...
[11:27] Live
Now that we're back in my family home,
how about a room tour?!
[11:32] Live
Time to show you all my bedroom!
[11:37] Live
Bam!
[11:37] Live
Is my diary here somewhere?
[11:39] Live
Oh! A photo album!
[11:41] Live
Where could my school uniform be?
[11:43] Live
Or maybe some childhood clothes!
[11:50] Live
What's this place?
SIGN Soba Restaurant Tachian
[11:51] Sakura
The diner we ate at often as a family...
[11:54] Sakura
went out of business and now it's a
soba joint which holds no memories.
[11:57] Live
Zero memories?!
[12:05] Live
This is it!
[12:06] Live
We ate here all the time as kids!
[12:08] Live
Seven times a week!
[12:10] Sakura
So every day.
[12:12] Live
This shrimp tempura tastes
just like Mom's home cooking!
[12:18] Live
I could go all day!
[12:20] Live
Ta-dah!
[12:22] Live
Let's switch it up!
[12:24] Live
Bottoms up—
[12:26] Masaki
No outside food!
[12:27] Masaki
And that's the least of the issues!
[12:29] Masaki
Live, you're fired!
[12:30] Masaki
Tokage, take over for her!
[12:32] Ichiko
Tokage!
[12:32] Ichiko
You need to avenge Live-sama's dead body!
[12:35] Masaki
Here we go!
[12:36] Tokage
Um, this is my family home.
[12:39] Tokage
Here's my sister.
[12:40] Sakura
Hello.
[12:41] Tokage
Today, I'll be gazing out
at the snow on the veranda,
[12:46] Tokage
while lazily reminiscing with
my sister about when we were kids.
[12:51] Tokage
Do you remember that game
we used to always play, little sister?
[12:56] Sakura
You've never played with me.
[12:58] Tokage
What? That can't be right!
[13:00] Tokage
Like, what about tag?
[13:02] Sakura
Nope.
[13:02] Tokage
Playing house?
[13:04] Sakura
Nope.
[13:04] Tokage
Hide-and-seek?!
[13:06] Sakura
Oh, there was that.
[13:07] Tokage
Right? Wasn't it fun?
[13:09] Sakura
You were "it," but you left me behind
and went back home.
[13:13] Tokage
What?
[13:16] Tokage
Okay!
[13:17] Tokage
I'll be the one to make you forget
those sad memories!
[13:20] Tokage
Jump!
[13:22] Tokage
I'll play with you to your heart's content!
[13:28] Sakura
What are we doing?
[13:29] Tokage
Nothing says snow like a snowball fight!
[13:36] Tokage
You're wide open!
[13:43] Tokage
Yay! I win!
[13:45] Tokage
Bada bing!
[13:46] Masaki
Sakura!
[13:50] Masaki
Tokage's fired, too!
[13:53] Ichiko
Ta-dah!
[13:53] Ichiko
This is my family home!
[13:55] Ichiko
And making her debut here is my little sister!
[13:58] Sakura
Hello.
[13:59] Masaki
Stop!
[14:00] Ichiko
Huh?
[14:01] Masaki
She looks older than you,
so you'll be the little sister.
[14:04] Ichiko
No way!
[14:05] Ichiko
I've been alive for way longer!
[14:07] Masaki
Just do it!
[14:09] Sakura
You're older?
[14:11] Ichiko
And so, I'll be making a dish filled with
memories with my big sister today.
[14:17] Ichiko
But what food is filled with memories for you?
[14:20] Sakura
I know how to make curry.
[14:22] Ichiko
Go on.
[14:23] Sakura
I'd always make it whenever
Mom was late coming home.
[14:27] Sakura
But you'd complain about
how underseasoned it was,
[14:29] Sakura
and add loads of soy sauce to it.
[14:33] Ichiko
I do apologize for that!
[14:35] Ichiko
Then you can just sit back
and wait while I cook!
[14:38] Ichiko
Today, I'll make a delicious meal
filled with memories for you!
[14:47] Ichiko
Voilà!
[14:48] Ichiko
A meal filled with memories!
[14:50] Ichiko
A hundred years ago, when I was a child,
[14:53] Ichiko
we couldn't afford lots of food like now.
[14:56] Ichiko
Mom always shared her fish
with me and my little brother.
[15:01] Ichiko
But I couldn't bear to see her go hungry,
[15:04] Ichiko
so I would lie to her,
saying I was full and didn't want any fish.
[15:07] Sakura
Huh.
[15:08] Ichiko
I told her, "You need to eat, Mom,"
as I smiled with teary eyes.
[15:12] Masaki
Okay, start!
[15:14] Fu
Um, well...
[15:15] Fu
We're here at my family home.
[15:18] Fu
This is my little sister.
[15:21] Sakura
Coming.
[15:23] Fu
What?
[15:24] Fu
What?! You're gonna film this, too?!
[15:28] Takeshita
Good evening.
[15:30] Takeshita
Sorry, it's just leftovers.
[15:32] Sakura
Thank you as always.
[15:40] Sakura
My older sister.
[15:41] Takeshita
Oh, do forgive me.
[15:42] Takeshita
My eyes have been failing me lately.
[15:44] Takeshita
Why, it's been ages.
[15:46] Fu
L-Long time no see.
[15:48] Sakura
It's Takeshita-san.
[15:49] Sakura
She makes food for us sometimes.
[15:51] Sakura
It's good.
[15:52] Fu
Th-Thank you very much
for looking after my sister.
[15:57] Takeshita
Goodness, I hardly recognize you.
[15:59] Fu
Eek!
[16:00] Takeshita
You always stole Sakura-chan's New Year's
money and used it to buy toys for yourself.
[16:06] Takeshita
You sure have grown up.
[16:09] Takeshita
But there's something about your voice...
[16:12] Fu
W-Well...
[16:13] Takeshita
Not to mention your height...
[16:16] Fu
U-Um, I-I'm...
[16:20] Fu
I-I'm her bona fide big sister! I swear it!
[16:24] Fu
After all, I've never been wrong in my life!
[16:29] Fu
Bow down before me, peasants!
[16:32] Takeshita
Yes, yes. That's more like it.
[16:34] Fu
P-Please forgive me for being so rude!
[16:36] Fu
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[16:37] Masaki
Huh?
[16:38] Masaki
I'm nothing like that, am I?
[16:44] Sakura
Takeshita-san said she's okay
with being in the video.
[16:48] Masaki
Thanks.
[16:49] Tokage
What a nice old lady.
[16:51] Ichiko
Wait, so whose family home
are we saying this is?
[16:54] Live
Let me have one more chance!
[16:57] Masaki
What?
[16:57] Live
I'll pull it off without a hitch this time!
[17:01] Masaki
We haven't shot the
family-thanking scene yet.
[17:05] Masaki
Guess we'll try it again with Live.
[17:07] Live
Yes!
[17:09] Masaki
Okay, let's get started!
[17:11] Live
Um, I-I've only made it this far
thanks to my family!
[17:18] Live
Thanks, family. Thanks for real.
[17:20] Live
Family for life.
[17:22] Live
Seriously, thank you!
[17:23] Sakura
Thank you.
[17:25] Live
Um, I've caused a lot of trouble
for my little sister.
[17:30] Live
But I didn't mean any harm by it!
[17:33] Live
It's more like my personality
is just kind of awful.
[17:36] Live
I regret all the things I've done!
[17:38] Live
So please support me going forward!
[17:45] Live
Is that too much to ask?
[17:47] Sakura
Yes.
[17:48] Live
What?!
[17:49] Sakura
You eat my ice cream without asking,
[17:51] Sakura
ditch me during hide-and-seek,
[17:52] Sakura
complain about my cooking,
[17:54] Sakura
and steal my New Year's money.
[17:56] Sakura
You only do the things you want to do,
[17:58] Sakura
you always act before you think,
[18:01] Sakura
you left the house right after graduating
high school and made our mom worry.
[18:06] Sakura
When you got booted from your channel,
you were too stubborn to call us.
[18:11] Sakura
You really are awful.
[18:14] Sakura
So it's too late to ask me for your support.
[18:19] Sakura
After all, I've been supporting you
from the very start.
[18:31] Masaki
That's a wrap!
[18:33] Masaki
Good job, everyone!
[18:34] Group
Good work!
[18:36] Masaki
But we don't have time to relax.
[18:38] Masaki
Why? Because this video needs
to go up by tomorrow night!
[18:42] Masaki
We'll split up the editing
and tackle it as a group!
[18:44] Masaki
Don't count on getting any sleep!
[18:46] Group
Right!
[18:47] Sakura
I'm going to sleep.
[18:48] Group
Go ahead!
[18:50] Masaki
Without further ado,
[18:51] Masaki
"Investigation:"
SIGN <Investigation>
How well can everyone act when asked to pretend a
crew member's family home is their own family home?!
SIGN <Investigation>
How well can everyone act when asked to pretend a
crew member's family home is their own family home?!
[18:52] Masaki
"How well can everyone act
when asked to pretend"
[18:55] Masaki
"a crew member's family home
is their own family home?!"
[18:58] Masaki
Video production starts... now!
[19:03] Group
What?
[19:25] Masaki
It's good!
[19:26] Masaki
Sakura, you've gotten better!
[19:28] Sakura
I thought you really were
making a staged video.
[19:32] Masaki
You know I'd never do that.
[19:34] Sakura
You could have let me in on it.
[19:37] Masaki
Sorry, sorry.
[19:38] Masaki
I'm glad it looks like we'll make it in time.
[19:44] Sakura
Hey.
[19:46] Sakura
Are you never going to be in a MayoPan video?
[19:49] Masaki
What?
SIGN Recording
SIGN Recording
[20:01] Sakura
Because of the scandal?
[20:05] Sakura
Is it still on your mind?
[20:10] Masaki
I enjoy working behind the scenes now.
[20:18] Live
Sorry for dropping by so suddenly.
[20:20] Live
Thanks for everything.
[20:23] Live
See you!
[20:25] Sakura
Um, here.
[20:27] Sakura
Could I have all of your autographs?
[20:30] Masaki
Is one of your friends a
MayoPan fan or something?
[20:34] Sakura
I'm your fan.
[20:36] Masaki
What?
[20:36] Sakura
I misspoke. I'm a huge fan.
[20:38] Group
What?!
[20:40] Live
R-Really?!
[20:41] Tokage
Seriously?
[20:43] Tokage
If you really, really love me that much,
you should have told me.
[20:47] Sakura
No, I couldn't possibly.
[20:48] Ichiko
Does that mean you watch my videos, too?!
[20:51] Sakura
Of course.
[20:52] Sakura
You were so cute when you teared up
because you messed up your cooking.
[20:56] Ichiko
I-I wasn't crying!
[20:58] Fu
What about my singing?
[20:59] Sakura
It's so wonderful,
I can't even express it in words.
[21:03] Sakura
It feels wrong to even try.
[21:05] Fu
Yay!
[21:06] Live
Sakura-chan!
[21:07] Live
Say something nice about me as well!
[21:09] Sakura
I could do that without even thinking.
[21:12] Sakura
Your autographs, please!
[21:13] Tokage
Okay, I'm first!
[21:15] Live
Wait, Tokage!
[21:17] Live
Don't sign in the middle!
[21:18] Ichiko
Give me the pink marker!
[21:19] Fu
Leave room for me!
[21:20] Masaki
I didn't know you were a fan.
[21:24] Live
All done!
SIGN Ichiko
SIGN TOKAGE
SIGN Live <3
[21:26] Live
Sakura-chan, here you go!
[21:28] Sakura
Thank you so much.
[21:30] Masaki
Good for you.
[21:33] Sakura
You, too.
[21:35] Masaki
No way. I'm never even on camera.
[21:37] Sakura
Hyped-Up Sisters. Mayonaka Punch.
[21:41] Sakura
I'm your oldest fan.
[21:47] Masaki
You've always been a tough nut to crack.
SIGN Live
Sent you a sticker
SIGN Goodnight
[23:25] Masaki
Masaki!
[23:26] Live
Live!
[23:26] Live
And...
[23:27] Sakura
Sakura here.
[23:28] Live
You're so cute, Sakura-chan!
[23:29] Live
Tiny Masaki! Mini-Masaki!
[23:30] Masaki
Well, we do look alike.
[23:31] Sakura
No, we don't. Don't ever say that again.
[23:32] Masaki
What?
[23:32] Live
You totally do!
[23:33] Sakura
Then yes, we do.
[23:34] Masaki
Hey!
SIGN Live "Neener, neener!
Shigeyuki, Shigeyuki!"
[23:35] Group
Next time: "Rampage x Fateful Showdown!"
SIGN Rampage x Fateful Showdown!
[23:37] Live
She's turned into what now?!
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