E6 - Ichiko's Wish Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Live     Good morning from the dead of night! [00:07] Live     Mayonaka Punch! [00:08] Live     Live here! [00:09] Kid 1     You really went to a desert island. [00:11] Kid 2     Two hundred thousand views?! SIGN    °NO ESCAPE° 1 Week Desert Island Survival     200k views 1 week ago ...more     Mayonaka Punch     30k subscribers [00:14] Kid 2     Wowie! [00:15] Ichiko     That's nothing for me. [00:17] Group     Awesome! [00:21] Ichiko     What kind of videos are you all watching? [00:23] Kid 3     This one for me. [00:25] Kid 3     We're doing this for music class. [00:27] Kid 3     We're practicing as a group. [00:28] Kid 2     Teamwork is key. [00:31] Kid 2     We need to all be in sync. [00:33] Yu's Mother     Yu-kun! [00:36] Kid 1     Mama! [00:38] Kid 2     I should be heading home, too. [00:39] Kid 3     Me, too! [00:42] Group     Later! [01:07] Ichiko     Eh? [02:43] Masaki     So it's here... [02:45] Masaki     Wait, it's just an old office building. [02:48] Masaki     Is this really the place? [02:51] Masaki     A-Are you okay? [02:53] Live     Y-Yeah. [02:54] Live     Let's go. SIGN    Caution     Watch Your Fingers SIGN    Ichiko's Wish [03:09] Announcer     At around seven o'clock this evening, SIGN    Sudden House Collapse Remains Mystery [03:11] Announcer     there was an explosion of unknown     origin in this quiet neighborhood. SIGN    Nearby Residents Concerned SIGN    Lives in Vicinity [03:16] Tokage     Man, it just suddenly collapsed     and scared me to death. [03:19] Tokage     The cause? Beats me. [03:22] Tokage     Maybe a gigantic bat or something? [03:24] Tokage     Or maybe a goddess came bursting out! SIGN    Sudden House Collapse Remains Mystery [03:28] Announcer     As you can see, local residents     continue to offer cryptic comments... [03:33] Yuki     Do you know why you were     summoned here to home base? [03:37] Live     Um... [03:38] Live     About what happened at Banpai Manor... [03:41] Group     We're terribly sorry! [03:49] Masaki     So Mother's behind that curtain? [03:52] Masaki     I can't make her out at all. [03:55] Yuki     We've allowed you to make videos. [03:57] Yuki     But I believe we said     not to cause any commotion. [04:00] Live     Yes. [04:01] Yuki     So how did this come about? [04:04] Live     Well, um... [04:12] (Flashback) Tokage     Girls! [04:14] (Flashback) Tokage     Enjoying the drinks I bought     with my gambling winnings? [04:18] (Flashback) Group     Yeah! [04:19] (Flashback) Tokage     Toss me up in the air! [04:22] (Flashback) Group     And a one! And a two! [04:25] (Flashback) Group     And a three! [04:31] Live     We're so very sorry! [04:33] Group     Sorry! [04:35] Yuki     Banpai Manor will be demolished. [04:37] Group     What?! [04:38] Ichiko     D-Demolished? [04:39] Yuki     On Mother's orders. [04:43] Yuki     You wrecked Banpai Manor,     attracted the public's attention, [04:47] Yuki     and risked humans discovering     the existence of vampires. [04:51] Yuki     It's only natural that     you'd be punished for it. [04:53] Yuki     You're a bunch of bad oranges! [04:57] Yuki     Or so Mother says. [04:59] Masaki     What's she mean by bad oranges?     Is that a proverb? [05:02] Fu     Um, there's an old TV drama... [05:04] Yuki     You there! [05:04] Yuki     Cut the chatter! [05:06] Fu     So sorry! [05:07] Tokage     If you tear down Banpai Manor, where do we go?! [05:11] Yuki     You'll be moved to a different house     where we keep troublemakers. [05:15] Masaki     Hey! [05:16] Masaki     What about me, then?! [05:18] Yuki     Don't care. Do what you want. [05:20] Masaki     It's hard to shoot videos     unless we live together! [05:24] Yuki     What happens to your videos     is none of my concern. [05:28] Live     You can't! [05:29] Live     Masaki needs to be with me! [05:31] Live     For my sake! [05:32] Fu     I'd be scared living with     vampires I don't know! [05:36] Tokage     I'm also opposed to moving out. [05:38] Tokage     The local pachinko parlor is the only one     that has Ichijo-kun to tune the pins for me! [05:42] Ichiko     I don't want that, either! [05:43] Ichiko     I really don't want to lose Banpai Manor! [05:47] Yuki     You have no room to complain     after all the trouble you've caused! [05:49] Ichiko     I haven't caused any trouble here! [05:52] Yuki     And who was the one     who racked up all that debt? [05:55] Live     It's not our fault the wall got wrecked! [05:58] Live     The alcohol's to blame! [05:59] Yuki     After all that's happened,     you're really blaming the bottle? [06:01] Live     They say, "Condemn the crime,     not the criminal!" [06:12] Live     I apologize for what I said! [06:13] Live     It was all my fault! [06:15] Group     Yes! [06:16] Yuki     Here. [06:21] Live     Man, that hurt. [06:25] Yuki     Don't go causing any more headaches for Mother! [06:33] Ichiko     Live-sama. [06:35] Ichiko     Let's go ask them again     not to demolish our home! [06:39] Live     Still, you know, they said     we could keep shooting videos. [06:43] Live     Maybe moving isn't such a bad idea. [06:46] Live     Or, heck, maybe it's a great one! [06:47] Ichiko     Weren't you against it before? [06:50] Ichiko     What's this? SIGN    Things to Check Before Living Together! SIGN    What's the best room layout for two people? SIGN    What's the best room layout for two people? SIGN    What to consider                                   when renting to share [06:52] Ichiko     "The best room layout for two people"?! [06:53] Ichiko     You're going to live with Masaki?! [06:55] Live     No, that's not it! [06:56] Live     You've got it all wrong! [06:58] Live     I'm going to have Masaki     teach me how to edit videos. [07:02] Live     And to do that, I'll need to spend time     over at her place, right? [07:06] Live     So we might gradually end up     living together, you know! [07:11] Ichiko     In other words, as long as     you can be alone with Masaki, [07:14] Ichiko     you don't need Banpai Manor anymore? [07:16] Live     No, that's not what I mean. [07:19] Fu     I-I don't think it's happening. [07:22] Ichiko     You too, Fu?! [07:23] Fu     We can't go against Mother's decision. [07:28] Tokage     I'm fine wherever I end up going. [07:31] Tokage     So long as I can gamble. [07:33] Ichiko     What do you mean? [07:34] Tokage     I came to a realization. [07:36] Tokage     No matter where I end up moving,     I can just fly on over here. [07:39] Ichiko     You're the one who wrecked the wall. [07:41] Tokage     I-I'm not the only one to blame here! [07:44] Ichiko     That's right! [07:45] Ichiko     Everyone else except me is at fault! [07:48] Ichiko     But I'm the only one taking the     future of Banpai Manor seriously! [07:54] Tokage     What a pain. [07:55] Ichiko     Did you just call me a pain?! [07:57] Tokage     You're the only one who cares     so much about Banpai Manor here! [08:00] Live     Tokage! [08:01] Live     You can't tell her the truth like that! [08:03] Fu     Please say it a little nicer! [08:05] Tokage     I mean, let's be honest. It's a bother. [08:08] Tokage     You all agree with me, don't you? [08:12] Ichiko     Is that right?! [08:13] Ichiko     I get it! I'm nothing but a bother! [08:16] Ichiko     So be it, then! [08:17] Ichiko     I'll take care of everything all by myself! [08:19] Live     I-Ichiko, calm down. [08:20] Ichiko     I'm perfectly calm! Cool as a cucumber! [08:23] Tokage     Well, I'm leaving, since I'm out of balls. [08:25] Fu     Ah! [08:26] Fu     I-I need to go to work! [08:28] Fu     I can't believe it slipped my mind! [08:31] Live     Sorry. I don't know how to play pachinko. [08:43] Pachinko Employee     Children shouldn't be playing pachinko. [08:46] Pachinko Employee     How old are you, young lady? [08:48] Ichiko     A hundred and ten. [08:52] Ichiko     They just don't understand     how precious Banpai Manor is. [08:56] Ichiko     Well, they'll come back crying in no time. [08:58] Ichiko     I won't hold it against them when they do. [09:01] Ichiko     Since I'm a good girl. [09:03] Ichiko     If we all eat a meal together     with everyone's favorite food in it, [09:07] Ichiko     I'm sure they'll all see the light! [09:09] Masaki     One question. [09:10] Ichiko     Yes? [09:11] Masaki     Vampires can subsist on blood alone,     so why do you eat food? [09:15] Ichiko     That's because I suggested it. [09:17] Ichiko     Eating meals together, that is. [09:20] Masaki     Why's that? [09:21] Ichiko     I was originally a human, [09:23] Ichiko     so before I came here, I'd eat dinner     with my mom, my dad, and my brothers. [09:32] Masaki     So if a vampire drinks my blood,     will I turn into one, too? [09:35] Ichiko     That's not an issue. [09:37] Ichiko     Besides, I drank your blood already, didn't I? [09:41] Masaki     Oh, that's right. [09:43] Ichiko     It's actually the reverse. [09:44] Ichiko     Humans turn into vampires when     vampire blood enters their body. [09:51] Masaki     Then why'd you become a vampire? [09:53] Ichiko     I can't answer that. [09:54] Masaki     What? [09:55] Ichiko     I'd love to have stayed a human,     living with the rest of my family. [10:00] Ichiko     But I was turned into a vampire     with no warning. [10:03] Ichiko     Mother keeps them in check nowadays, [10:06] Ichiko     but in the past, vampires went around turning     humans into vampires against their will. [10:11] Ichiko     And so, I lost my humanity,     with nowhere to return and nowhere to go. [10:18] Ichiko     Spending all my time alone,     walking and walking. [10:24] Ichiko     It was then that I stumbled     upon Banpai Manor... [10:34] Ichiko     and Live-sama welcomed me in. [10:38] Ichiko     I knew I could survive without eating food, [10:41] Ichiko     but I wanted to eat with everyone, [10:44] Ichiko     so I always cooked for us. [10:52] Ichiko     Day after day, [10:54] Ichiko     after day, [10:55] Ichiko     after day, [10:57] Ichiko     after day... [11:01] Ichiko     until Live-sama sat at the table. [11:06] Ichiko     And Tokage as well, [11:14] Ichiko     followed by Fu. [11:15] Ichiko     Ever since, we've always eaten     together at Banpai Manor. [11:20] Ichiko     That's why Banpai Manor     is the home that I love. [11:24] Masaki     That story was heavier than I thought,     and now my chest hurts. [11:29] Ichiko     Is that so? [11:30] Masaki     Also, why hot pot in the summer? [11:33] Ichiko     Because we can put everyone's     favorite foods in it! [11:49] Masaki     I'm starving! [11:52] Ichiko     Not yet! [11:53] Masaki     What? [11:54] Masaki     Let's eat, let's eat, let's eat! [11:57] Ichiko     We'll eat when everyone's here. [12:01] Masaki     Got it. [12:08] Live     What're you doing? [12:10] Fu     L-Live-sama! [12:12] Tokage     Don't sneak up on me like that! [12:15] Live     Let me take a quick peek inside... [12:22] Live     Why hot pot on a hot day like this? [12:25] Group     Dunno. [12:26] Masaki     So this is where you were. [12:28] Tokage     Hey! [12:29] Fu     Masaki-san! [12:30] Live     What's with the get-up?! [12:32] Masaki     I'm going to talk it out in person with Mother. [12:33] Group     What?! [12:35] Masaki     Since none of you are any use. [12:37] Live     Wait, wait! [12:39] Live     You're gonna go in there armed like that? [12:41] Live     You're totally ready to fight! [12:42] Masaki     Shut up! [12:43] Masaki     I don't care what someone who     can't stick up for a friend has to say! [12:46] Masaki     I'm real hungry here! [12:51] Masaki     This house is important to her, isn't it? [12:54] Masaki     You should be the first ones     to sympathize with her! [13:04] Masaki     We can finally eat. [13:08] Masaki     Ichiko, time for some grub! [13:10] Tokage     Make sure there's liver in there. [13:12] Fu     Um, crown daisy leaves too, if you will. [13:15] Live     Oh, you've got enoki mushrooms as well! [13:17] Masaki     Live, save some for the rest of us! [13:20] Live     You're recording this? [13:21] Masaki     Hot pot in summer might     make for a funny video. [13:25] Live     Meals really are best eaten     with everyone... right? [13:30] Ichiko     Live-sama... [13:32] Ichiko     Everyone... [13:33] Live     All right. [13:34] Group     Time to eat— [13:35] Ichiko     What's with your manners?! [13:37] Ichiko     Why did you come in through the wall?! [13:39] Ichiko     We have a front door! [13:40] Ichiko     Also, you need to wash     your hands before you eat! [13:44] Group     Huh? You're really getting angry now? [13:47] Live     Okay, let's start the     Don't Demolish Banpai Manor Project. [13:52] Masaki     What exactly does that involve? [13:54] Masaki     Are we storming the place with garlic? [13:57] Fu     If we do that, we'll be erased. [13:59] Live     To be honest, pleading with her     will get us nowhere. [14:02] Live     Maybe we'd have more of a chance if     we showed her how much we've grown. [14:07] Tokage     Grown? I'm growing every day. [14:11] Tokage     Huh? [14:15] (Flashback) Kid 3     We're doing this for music class. [14:17] (Flashback) Kid 3     We're practicing as a group. [14:18] (Flashback) Kid 2     Teamwork is key. [14:21] (Flashback) Kid 2     We need to all be in sync. [14:23] Ichiko     I have an idea! [14:27] Ichiko     Bam! [14:28] Ichiko     Take a look! [14:31] Ichiko     If we can pull this off, I'm sure     Mother will change her mind! [14:36] Masaki     Seriously? SIGN    Karate Dojo [15:07] Yuki     You'll be in for it if you waste     Mother's time on something stupid. [15:13] Yuki     I swear... SIGN    Join a Meeting                              Sign Up                         Sign In [15:17] Masaki     N-Now's my chance to see Mother's face. SIGN    Join with Computer Audio                                   Test Speaker and Microphone SIGN    Mother [15:24] Masaki     O-Or not. SIGN    Mother [15:27] Yuki     So? What do you want? SIGN    Mother [15:40] Live     In our time living at Banpai Manor, [15:43] Live     we've slowly learned to cooperate,     and we continue to grow! SIGN    Mother [15:48] Live     We're not bad oranges! [15:51] Live     And we're about to prove it! [15:53] Group     Yes! [15:54] Live     And in the case that we do, [15:57] Live     we ask you to cancel     the demolition of Banpai Manor! [16:01] Group     Please! SIGN    Mother [17:27] Live     As you can see, our hearts     are perfectly joined as one. [17:33] Live     As such, continuing to live together     should pose no problem. Wouldn't you agree? [17:41] Yuki     I see. [17:43] Yuki     You did well. [17:46] Yuki     Like hell I'd say that! [17:48] Yuki     Who do you take me for?! [17:52] Live     That wasn't enough to melt your heart?! [17:54] Live     For real?! [17:54] Yuki     I apologize, Mother. [17:56] Yuki     It ended up being a waste of your time. [17:58] Yuki     Banpai Manor will, as planned— [17:59] Ichiko     Please don't! [18:00] Yuki     Hey! [18:00] Ichiko     Don't demolish Banpai Manor! [18:02] Yuki     After all that, you still won't give up?! [18:04] Ichiko     I don't wanna! [18:06] Ichiko     No! No! [18:07] Yuki     Don't be so childish! You're being a bother! [18:18] Live     Ichiko... [18:21] Ichiko     After I stopped being human, [18:25] Ichiko     I was alone all the time. [18:28] Ichiko     But they ate dinner with me like I asked. [18:35] Ichiko     They all did, [18:37] Ichiko     even though they don't need to eat. [18:41] Ichiko     It was my own childish demand, [18:44] Ichiko     but they've put up with it all this time. [18:49] Ichiko     So I've always been a bother. [18:56] Ichiko     Live-sama. Tokage. Fu. [19:01] Ichiko     I'm sorry. SIGN    Mother [19:20] Masaki     Look at this video! [19:21] Yuki     What now? [19:22] Masaki     Just watch! [19:23] Ichiko     Masaki! [19:24] Ichiko     How long are you going to keep recording? [19:26] Masaki     A little longer. [19:27] Tokage     I swear. [19:28] Tokage     You really love making us     work our socks off, huh? [19:31] Live     That meat is mine! [19:32] Masaki     They may all be pieces of garbage,     worse than rotten orange peels... [19:37] Yuki     She never went that far! SIGN    Mother [19:38] Masaki     They only care about themselves, never     agree on anything, and are totally useless... [19:43] Masaki     But here they are,     sitting down for dinner together. [19:46] Masaki     Not because they were forced to. [19:48] Masaki     They're acting out of compassion for Ichiko! [19:50] Masaki     Because... [19:53] Masaki     they're the kind of people who     can think about others, too! SIGN    Mother [19:58] Mother     You— [19:59] Yuki     You can't be the only ones     who get special treatment! [20:02] Live     What do you mean by that? [20:03] Mother     You— [20:04] Yuki     If we turned a blind eye to      all the trouble you've caused [20:08] Yuki     it would set a bad example     for the rest of the vampires! [20:11] Live     We're not troublemakers anymore! [20:13] Yuki     Then just what are you? [20:15] Live     We're MayoPan! [20:18] Yuki     Huh? [20:19] Ichiko     That's right! [20:20] Ichiko     We're doing our best to make videos! [20:23] Tokage     Yeah, yeah! [20:24] Yuki     So what if— [20:25] Masaki     And they're all growing as time goes on! [20:27] Tokage     Yeah, yeah! [20:28] Yuki     So what— [20:28] Fu     A-At first, I thought, "Why videos? Why me?" [20:34] Fu     But now I enjoy it! [20:36] Yuki     Like I said, so what— [20:36] Tokage     Yeah, yeah! [20:37] Yuki     Shut your trap! [20:39] Live     Sure, we've still got a long way to go. [20:41] Live     Still... [20:42] Live     One day, we'll become NewTubers     with over a million subs! [20:46] Live     We'll become so big,     there'll be no room for complaints! [20:49] Live     So let us live together, here in Banpai Manor. [20:55] Live     Pretty please! [20:56] Group     Pretty please! [20:58] Ichiko     Please! SIGN    Mother SIGN    Mother [21:09] Mother     Six months. [21:11] Live     What? SIGN    Mother [21:12] Mother     A million subscribers in six months. [21:14] Mother     Reach that number,     and I'll call off the demolition. SIGN    Mother [21:18] Group     What?! [21:19] Masaki     H-Hold it! [21:21] Masaki     Six months is impossible! [21:22] Masaki     Give us a year, at least! SIGN    Mother SIGN    End Meeting [21:23] Masaki     We only have a little over      twenty thousand right now... so... SIGN    Mother has left the meeting. [21:27] Live     She hung up. [21:31] Masaki     A million subs in six months. [21:33] Masaki     To be honest, that'll be tough. [21:38] Masaki     But! [21:38] Masaki     Mayonaka Punch has no choice but to do it! [21:41] Live     For Masaki's blood and for Banpai Manor! [21:45] Ichiko     Yes! [21:45] Fu     You're right! [21:45] Tokage     Yeah! [21:48] Live     Okay, all together now! [21:52] Live     Time to eat! SIGN    Ichiko     Sent you a sticker SIGN    Goodnight SIGN    We're Breaking Up SIGN    We're Breaking Up [23:25] Ichiko     How do we get a million subs?! [23:27] Ichiko     Let's just borrow some money     and give it all away! [23:29] Yuki     Ichiko. [23:29] Ichiko     Y-Yuki-sama! [23:30] Yuki     More debts? [23:30] Ichiko     I-I'm just kidding! [23:31] Yuki     More debts? [23:32] Ichiko     K-Kidding... Agh! [23:34] Group     Next time: "Your Faves Are Adorbs,     Hit That Subscribe"! SIGN    Your Faves Are Adorbs, Hit That Subscribe [23:37] Yuki     Make sure you support me as well.