E7 - Your Faves Are Adorbs, Hit That Subscribe

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[00:00] Live
    And that's why...
[00:02] Live
    We need to hit a million channel
    subscribers in six months!
[00:06] Live
    If we don't...
[00:07] Live
    Mayonaka Punch will be breaking up!
SIGN    We're Breaking Up
SIGN    We're Breaking Up
[00:14] Masaki
    That's way too slow!
[00:15] Masaki
    It felt like time had stopped!
[00:17] Masaki
    I've told you over and over that
    timing is everything for captions!
[00:21] Live
    Yes, Sensei!
[00:22] Masaki
    Not to mention, this font
    looks way too friendly!
SIGN    We're Breaking Up
SIGN    We're Breaking Up
[00:25] Masaki
    It's a bleak topic, so make sure
    the text reflects that!
[00:28] Masaki
    Do you understand?!
[00:30] Live
    Yes! I'll do my best!
[00:36] Masaki
    It really does look bleak, though...
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
SIGN    48k subscribers
SIGN    Good morning from the dead of night!
SIGN    Subscribed
[00:39] Masaki
    I need to figure something out.
[00:45] Masaki
    What the...
[00:46] Fu
    Wh-What did they just say to each other?
[00:49] Fu
    How can these two be so...
[00:53] Fu
    Adorbs?
[00:56] Masaki
    Fu?
[01:02] Fu
    Th-That was close.
[01:05] Fu
    But... it's okay, right?
[01:09] Fu
    My very first time can be with them.
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     Into a Baby Bath!
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SIGN    Outside Kids
SIGN    3.74m subscribers
SIGN    Subscribe
SIGN    Subscribed
SIGN    3 Strategies to Hit 1 Million Subs in 6 Months!!
[02:57] Masaki
    Just so you all understand...
[02:59] Masaki
    A million subs in six months won't happen
    without anything short of a miracle!
[03:05] Masaki
    Even the famous TSUMA-shi
    took three years to hit one million!
[03:09] Ichiko
    Th-Three years?!
[03:10] Ichiko
    So six months is definitely impossible, then!
[03:13] Masaki
    Yes!
[03:14] Masaki
    Not to mention that MayoPan
    currently has just over 40k subs.
[03:18] Masaki
    Normal methods won't get us anywhere.
[03:21] Masaki
    Which is why I've devised
    a three-step strategy.
SIGN    3 Strategies to Hit 1 Million Subs in 6 Months!!
[03:27] Masaki
    First, step one.
[03:29] Masaki
    Uploading a slew of short videos every day!
[03:32] Masaki
    We'll hook new people in
    with shorts tuned to the algorithm!
[03:35] Masaki
    Remember the Chu-Chu Girls' days?
[03:37] Masaki
    Just like back then,
    we'll play the numbers game!
SIGN    Your Faves Are Adorbs, Hit That Subscribe
[03:48] Live
    You were right!
SIGN    A Nocturnal Girl Does
    Radio Calisthenics 100k views
SIGN    A Nocturnal Girl Trains
    at a Sumo Stable 85k views
SIGN    A Nocturnal Girl Saves a Farmer With
    High-Speed Rice Planting 69k views
SIGN    A Nocturnal Girl Drowns
    in Pork Fat 91k views
SIGN    Nocturnal Girls, Awaken Your Senses!
    Blindfolded Musical Chairs... 97k views
SIGN    Nocturnal Girls Find Paradise
    in Their Backyard! 120k views
[03:49] Live
    They're getting more views
    than our usual videos!
[03:52] Ichiko
    I'm off to the shopping district
    to brag about this!
[03:55] Ichiko
    Zoom-zoom!
[03:55] Tokage
    Me, too!
[03:56] Tokage
    Those old bats at the cashout counter
    won't hear the end of it! Vroom, vroom!
[03:59] Masaki
    Hold it!
[04:00] Masaki
    Look at this.
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
SIGN    50k subscribers
[04:02] Live
    50k subscribers...
[04:04] Live
    It feels like it's gone up a bit.
[04:07] Masaki
    It's nothing considering all the views we got.
[04:11] Masaki
    So time for step two of my strategy.
SIGN    3 Strategies to Hit 1 Million Subs in 6 Months!!
[04:14] Masaki
    Make them fall in love with
    the channel and subscribe.
[04:17] Masaki
    Once the shorts have gained traction,
[04:19] Masaki
    we want to capitalize on that and have as many
    people subscribe to the channel as we can.
[04:23] Masaki
    But that's harder than you'd think!
[04:25] Live
    Huh? Why's that?
[04:26] Live
    You subscribe with the click of a button,
    just like playing a video, right?
[04:31] Masaki
    The click of a button!
[04:32] Masaki
    Getting people to take that
    one step is no mean feat.
[04:36] Masaki
    For example, you can rack up hits
    with clickbait thumbnails,
[04:40] Masaki
    but if the video doesn't live up
    to the hype, people won't subscribe.
[04:44] Masaki
    In other words...
[04:46] Masaki
    "I love this channel!"
[04:47] Masaki
    Unless they think that,
    they won't go so far as to subscribe!
SIGN    Subscribe
SIGN    Subscribed
[04:52] Ichiko
    So how do we win them over?
[04:55] Masaki
    Well...
[04:56] Masaki
    What kind of people do you like?
[04:58] Live
    Masaki.
[04:59] Masaki
    Other than me.
[05:00] Tokage
    The man I fell in love with...
[05:02] Tokage
    He always brought his lackeys as he
     strutted down the streets at night.
[05:07] Tokage
    But in private, he was a lonely man,
    toppling cigarette butts like dominoes.
[05:15] Masaki
    What Tokage just said...
[05:17] Masaki
    She hit the nail on the head.
[05:19] Group
    Where?!
[05:20] Masaki
    In other words, to fall in love...
[05:22] Masaki
    The keyword here is "unexpected."
[05:25] Ichiko
    So you mean like gap moe!
[05:27] Masaki
    Yes.
[05:28] Masaki
    We'll analyze the videos that
    attract the most subscribers
[05:31] Masaki
    and figure out the "gap"
    that people want from us!
[05:36] Masaki
    Huh?
[05:38] Live
    What's up?
[05:39] Masaki
    The one that gained us the most subs...
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[05:42] Fu
    Tokage-san's wardrobe change?
[05:44] Fu
    This video was fun, wasn't it?
[05:47] Masaki
    But it didn't really stand out that much.
[05:51] (Flashback) Otomi
    Still, it's getting good numbers!
[05:55] (Flashback) Masaki
    It's just a video of us drinking boba
    and goofing around.
[05:58] (Flashback) Otomi
    A ton of people left comments!
[06:00] (Flashback) Otomi
    "I think I'll also grab some
    boba tomorrow," it says!
SIGN    Strawberry Milk
    I think I'll also grab some boba tomorrow!
    
    Rin
    Gotta say... just adorbs <3
    
    Satoru
    I love hearing the three of you talk
[06:04] (Flashback) Kikka
    We're seeing the birth of
    Kikka the Influencer here!
[06:09] Masaki
    I knew it.
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SIGN    The Dessert Trending Now
[06:10] Masaki
    This video...
SIGN    This Plain Jane
    
    Can't Stop Talking About Fashion
[06:11] Masaki
    And this one...
[06:13] Masaki
    They've all led to more subscribers!
[06:20] Masaki
    I've got it!
[06:22] Masaki
    The audience from our shorts think MayoPan
    is a group that only does weird stunts.
[06:27] Masaki
    The gap that comes from that same MayoPan
    being up-to-date on the latest trends—
[06:31] Masaki
    that's what our new viewers are after!
[06:37] Masaki
    The answer to step two is...
SIGN    MayoPan x Trends
SIGN    MayoPan x Trends
[06:40] Masaki
    MayoPan combined with trends!
[06:43] Masaki
    Eating the hot new gummies...
[06:45] Masaki
    Using them as cooking ingredients...
[06:47] Masaki
    With a good grasp on makeup and fashion!
[06:50] Masaki
    All right!
[06:51] Masaki
    Now we've completed step two!
[06:55] Masaki
    Or so I thought...
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[06:58] Masaki
    but it's not working at all.
[07:04] Live
    Masaki...
[07:07] Live
    Y-Yay?
[07:09] Masaki
    Two.
[07:10] Live
    Two?
[07:13] Masaki
    From here on, we're doing
    two new videos every day!
[07:17] Live
    Two new videos?!
[07:20] Masaki
    Uploading two videos every day.
[07:22] Masaki
    This is how I'll bring us to the next phase!
[07:27] Masaki
    We need to hit at least 150k subs soon,
[07:30] Masaki
    or we'll never be able to get
    to a million in six months!
[07:35] Masaki
    That's why... I need to step up.
[07:42] Masaki
    This is nothing.
[07:45] Masaki
    I just won't sleep.
[07:47] Masaki
    Just won't... sleep...
[07:51] Masaki
    I don't... want to lose them again.
[08:09] Masaki
    Oh, no! The editing!
[08:11] Masaki
    Huh?
SIGN    Get 1 mil!!
[08:35] Live
    Good morning.
[08:37] Masaki
    Did you do this?
[08:38] Live
    Yep!
[08:39] Live
    You fell asleep, so I took care of the lot!
[08:43] Masaki
    Sorry for falling asleep.
[08:45] Live
    Well? Aren't I amazing?
[08:47] Live
    Just call me an editing master!
[08:50] Masaki
    Master?
[08:50] Live
    From now on, I can take over
    editing whenever you want!
[08:54] Live
    So when you need my help,
    feel free to ask anytime!
[08:57] Live
    After all, you and I make a great pair
    that can't be separated!
[09:02] Masaki
    Get real!
[09:03] Live
    What?
[09:04] Masaki
    Editing's not that easy.
[09:06] Masaki
    You should be using way more
    sound effects and BGMs.
[09:07] Live
    Okay, let's dig in!
[09:09] Masaki
    And you can trim a lot more
    dead space between conversations!
SIGN    Taste Test
[09:12] Masaki
    Be more ruthless, and keep only the
     parts that the viewers want to see!
[09:17] Masaki
    Now I need to redo everything!
[09:18] Live
    Snap!
[09:18] Masaki
    Man, I swear!
[09:21] Live
    Okay, let's dig in!
SIGN    Taste Test
[09:26] Tokage
    Oh!
[09:27] Tokage
    Check out Fu drooling all over herself!
[09:30] Fu
    A-Am not!
[09:31] Ichiko
    She's hiding it!
[09:32] Fu
    Nuh-uh!
[09:33] Tokage
    Ichiko, pat her down!
[09:35] Ichiko
    Yes, boss!
[09:36] Fu
    Stop it! I'll die of shame!
[09:38] Ichiko
    Prepare yourself!
[09:42] Live
    Here I go!
[09:44] Live
    So good!
[09:47] Masaki
    Take this part...
[09:49] Masaki
    and do this...
[09:51] Live
    Okay, let's dig in!
[09:54] Live
    So good!
[09:56] Masaki
    This, this, this, and this can all go away!
[10:01] Live
    H-Hey...
[10:03] Masaki
    What?
[10:04] Live
    F-Frankly speaking, there's no way
    you can handle this many videos by yourself.
[10:10] Live
    Right? So why don't we...
[10:11] Masaki
    Not a friggin' chance!
[10:13] Masaki
    You think I can have you 
    take over after seeing this?
[10:16] Masaki
    Don't bother! I'll do it all myself!
[10:19] Group
    What?!
[10:21] Tokage
    Shoot three videos every day?
[10:24] Masaki
    It's to save Banpai Manor.
[10:27] Tokage
    Let me just go ahead and say it.
[10:30] Tokage
    You're bananas.
[10:31] Masaki
    Don't complain!
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[10:37] Masaki
    Why?
[10:39] Masaki
    Why aren't we gaining any subs?
[10:41] Masaki
    All this hard work, for nothing?
[10:51] Live
    We don't need that part!
[10:53] Ichiko
    Why not?!
[10:54] Live
    We need to trim it down a little more.
[10:56] Tokage
    Who was that?!
[10:57] Masaki
    They're still awake?
[10:57] Tokage
    Who stuffed green chilies in my nostrils?!
[11:00] Live
    That should wake you up.
[11:01] Ichiko
    It's a good luck charm!
[11:02] Masaki
    God, I swear!
[11:07] Outlaw
    Yeah!
[11:08] Outlaw
    The Outside Kids Anything Goes
    Exposé Livestream Party!
[11:12] Outlaw
    About time we wrap things up, capisce?
[11:14] Sidebrah
    Huh?!
[11:15] Sidebrah
    You're really gonna end it like that?
[11:17] Sidebrah
    That friggin' sucked!
[11:18] Sidebrah
    Seriously, "capisce"?
[11:19] Fu
    They're really foul-mouthed...
[11:21] Fu
    And yet...
[11:24] Fu
    How despicable! Don't stop!
[11:27] Sidebrah
    Hey, my loyal minions watching out there.
[11:30] Sidebrah
    You'll tune in next time, right?
[11:32] Fu
    I will!
[11:32] Outlaw
    And of course you'll listen to our
    new song dropping next week, right?
[11:35] Fu
    Of course!
[11:37] Sidebrah
    All righty then!
[11:38] Group
    Signing off, we're the Outside Kids!
[11:41] Fu
    And I'm an Outside Girl!
[11:44] Masaki
    What's that mean?
[11:49] Masaki
    Fu, that's what you're into? News to me.
[11:52] Fu
    Y-Y-You're mistaken!
[11:54] Fu
    I just, um, thought I could learn a lot
    by watching some top streamers!
[11:59] Fu
    So, um, well... That is...
[12:01] Masaki
    Why don't you come down?
[12:02] Masaki
    You'll catch a cold.
[12:03] Fu
    Y-Yes.
[12:07] Fu
    Um, will you tell Live-sama and the others...
[12:09] Masaki
    My lips are sealed.
[12:11] Fu
    That's a relief.
[12:14] Masaki
    Have I been mistaken somehow all along?
[12:18] Fu
    Masaki-san?
[12:21] Masaki
    Hey...
[12:21] Masaki
    Are you subbed to the Outside Kids channel?
[12:25] Fu
    Y-Yes.
[12:27] Fu
    I gave them my very first.
[12:29] Masaki
    Eh?
[12:36] Masaki
    Okay, so why did you decide to subscribe?
[12:40] Fu
    W-W-W-Well...
[12:41] Fu
    Um, um, I mean, well...
[12:43] Masaki
    Calm down.
[12:48] Fu
    Because those two were adorbs, perhaps.
[12:51] Masaki
    Adorbs?
[12:53] Fu
    Yes.
[12:53] Fu
    So I wanted to watch more of them
    and show my support.
[12:58] Fu
    That's why I subscribed.
[13:01] Fu
    Adorbs... Their blood...
[13:04] Masaki
    Hey.
[13:06] Masaki
    What exactly about them do you find "adorbs"?
[13:09] Fu
    That's, um...
[13:11] Masaki
    Is it their gap?!
[13:12] Masaki
    It is, right?!
[13:13] Masaki
    You thought they were scary,
    but they ended up being nice.
[13:16] Fu
    That's a part of it, sure.
[13:19] Fu
    But their relationship is what's adorbs.
[13:22] Masaki
    Huh?
[13:23] Fu
    As they talk to each other,
    it slips out sometimes.
[13:26] Fu
    Their true selves,
    not the personas they've built!
[13:29] Fu
    The moment you get a peek, it's like...
[13:34] Fu
    Um...
[13:38] Fu
    I'm out of here!
[13:44] Masaki
    Adorbs...
[13:49] Masaki
    Adorbs.
[13:51] Masaki
    When Hype-Sis blew up,
    a lot of comments said the same thing.
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SIGN    It's Boba Time!!
SIGN    It's Boba Time!!
SIGN    Letting Loose with a Boba Party
[14:03] Masaki
    Masakichi!
[14:04] Kikka
    Kicchomu!
[14:05] Otomi
    Otomin!
[14:05] Group
    We are Hype-Sis—
[14:08] Otomi
    Whoa, Masakichi's looks good!
[14:10] Otomi
    Lemme try some!
[14:11] Kikka
    You're right! Let me have some, too!
[14:12] Masaki
    What? Let me think about it.
[14:13] Kikka
    Huh? What's the big deal?
[14:15] Masaki
    S-So young...
[14:16] Masaki
    Hey!
[14:17] Kikka
    Time for a sip!
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    I think I'll also grab some boba tomorrow!
    
    Rin
    Gotta say... just adorbs <3
    
    Satoru
    I love hearing the three of you talk
    
    Pudding Parfait
    Really dig the laid-back vibes
    
    Hedgehog Girl
    Now I want some boba!
SIGN    Hedgehog Girl
    Now I want some boba!
    
    Eiko Fan
    I've totally drank too fast and choked on
    the pearls too lolol
    Classic milk tea's fine but now I'm curious 
    about the mango one so I'll try it next time
    
    Annie
    You all get along so well~ I'm here for it.
    
    It's Me Hana
    So cute seeing Kicchomu always mess up,
    Masakichi snark at her, and Otomin sitting
    there with a smile. I could watch it all day.
    
    yufu
    literally laughed out loud around 7:40 lmao
SIGN    It's Me Hana
    So cute seeing Kicchomu always mess up,
    Masakichi snark at her, and Otomin sitting
    there with a smile. I could watch it all day.
    
    yufu
    literally laughed out loud around 7:40 lmao
    
    nanami
    i bet it's always a fun time with you three
    
    Bury Me in Whipped Cream
    Love that you're just a bunch of friends
    who laugh at stupid stuff
    
    Tangerine
    I enjoyed getting a glimpse into the daily
    lives of Hype-Sis!
SIGN    Tangerine
    I enjoyed getting a glimpse into the daily
    lives of Hype-Sis!
    
    Lemon Beer
    Love that Kikka looks so stoic but acts
    so dumb
    
    Emperor Penguin
    Girl on the left is cute.
    
    anna
    I was like "it's boba!" at the thumbnail,
    and I wanted to watch while drinking some,
    so I grabbed some by the station on my
    way home!
    
    Thrilling Chondroitin
    This video's gonna go big... (who?)
SIGN    anna
    I was like "it's boba!" at the thumbnail,
    and I wanted to watch while drinking some,
    so I grabbed some by the station on my
    way home!
    
    Thrilling Chondroitin
    This video's gonna go big... (who?)
    
    Cocoa
    10 min went by in a flash. Way too funny.
    
    Pudding Parfait
    You're such good friends, way too
    adorbs!!!!!
    
    Ankoro Mochi
    I live in the middle of nowhere, so they
    don't have boba places here ;w;
    So jealous, must be nice.
    I'll just have to make do with this video
    instead.
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[14:50] Live
    Good morning from the dead of night!
[14:52] Live
    Live here!
[14:53] Ichiko
    Ichiko!
[14:54] Fu
    Fu.
[14:54] Tokage
    Tokage!
[14:56] Ichiko
    For today's video, we're under de-TEN-sion
    until we eat all these giant macarons!
[15:00] Live
    There are more than ten, though.
[15:01] Ichiko
    So picky!
[15:02] Live
    Okay, let's dig in!
SIGN    Taste Test
[15:07] Tokage
    Oh!
[15:08] Tokage
    Check out Fu drooling all over herself!
[15:11] Fu
    A-Am not!
[15:22] Live
    Here I go!
[15:24] Live
    So good!
[15:27] Masaki
    How stupid.
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    Total Wardrobe Change
    for a Filthy Slob
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[15:35] Live
    A summer wardrobe for Tokage, our filthy slob!
[15:39] Tokage
    Yay—
SIGN    SHAWL
SIGN    SHAWL
[15:41] Tokage
    S-H-A-W-L...
SIGN    Shawl
SIGN    Shawl
[15:44] Tokage
    Shawl!
SIGN    She turned out to like it <3
SIGN    She turned out to like it <3
[15:45] Live
    That looks great on you!
[15:47] Fu
    This is this year's—
[15:48] Ichiko
    I wanna try it on, too!
[15:50] Fu
    Tre—
[15:50] Tokage
    Ichiko, these clothes
    aren't for little kids to wear.
[15:54] Fu
    Trend—
[15:55] Ichiko
    I want to be element, too!
[15:57] Live
    You mean "elegant."
[15:58] Fu
    Trend!
SIGN    The Dessert Trending Now
SIGN    The Dessert Trending Now
SIGN    Don't make a mess!
SIGN    Don't make a mess!
[16:01] Masaki
    This one...
SIGN    This Plain Jane
    
    Can't Stop Talking About Fashion
[16:03] Masaki
    And this one...
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[16:06] Masaki
    And this...
[16:10] Masaki
    Aw, man.
[16:18] Ichiko
    There! And over here... there!
[16:20] Live
    No, that's wrong!
[16:22] Ichiko
    Then... like this?
[16:24] Group
    That's it.
[16:25] Ichiko
    I-I did it!
[16:29] Tokage
    You let your guard down.
[16:31] Tokage
    A taste of your own wake-up call!
[16:33] Ichiko
    A maiden's nose is delicate!
[16:36] Ichiko
    Fu! Grab Tokage!
[16:38] Fu
    Eh?!
[16:41] Ichiko
    Stop, Tokage!
[16:47] Live
    What?
[16:49] Masaki
    Um...
[16:51] Masaki
    I've realized something.
[16:54] Live
    What?
[16:56] Masaki
    The reason people subscribe to our channel...
[17:00] Masaki
    It's your...
[17:01] Group
    Huh?
[17:04] Masaki
    It's your chemistry and your
    true selves that they're into.
[17:10] Masaki
    I thought I knew that already.
[17:13] Masaki
    But I panicked all by myself about
    trying to quickly gain subscribers.
[17:18] Masaki
    And soon, I lost sight of everything.
[17:20] Masaki
    I came up with strategies
    based around gaps and trends,
[17:23] Masaki
    but in the end, I was erasing
    all of your best parts.
[17:28] Masaki
    No wonder our channel wasn't growing.
[17:33] Masaki
    Those so-called meaningless and pointless bits,
[17:36] Masaki
    where you laughed, got angry, and worried
    while getting along together as friends...
[17:42] Masaki
    Those were MayoPan's strengths this whole time.
[17:46] Masaki
    I'm always like this.
[17:49] Masaki
    When I was with Hype-Sis,
[17:51] Masaki
    I forged on ahead by myself
    because we weren't growing
[17:53] Masaki
    and ruined our friendship in the process.
[17:56] Masaki
    It's no surprise that I ended up
    getting kicked out.
[17:59] Masaki
    I'm so stupid.
[18:01] Live
    That's not—
[18:02] Masaki
    So I'm sorry.
[18:04] Masaki
    And that's why starting tomorrow—
[18:06] Live
    There you go!
[18:07] Live
    Panicking and going off all by yourself again!
[18:11] Live
    I've said this before.
[18:13] Live
    You've got me to help you now, don't you?
[18:17] Ichiko
    I'm here, too!
[18:18] Tokage
    So you figured it out, right?
[18:20] Tokage
    That's great!
[18:23] Live
    Listen to me.
[18:24] Live
    Starting now, let's all work together!
[18:28] Live
    Instead of panicking by yourself,
    we can all panic together!
[18:32] Live
    And, well...
[18:33] Live
    We tried editing this one more time as a group.
[18:38] Ichiko
    I put in all sorts of text!
[18:40] Tokage
    You messed up a ton of kanji, though.
[18:42] Fu
    I-I handled the BGMs.
[18:46] Masaki
    You were working on this the whole time?
[18:50] Live
    We're still pretty bad at it.
[18:52] Live
    Masaki, lean on us a little more from now on.
[18:56] Live
    We'll be depending on you as well.
[18:58] Live
    It's not MayoPan without all of us!
[19:01] Live
    Got it?
[19:14] Masaki
    I will.
[19:19] Masaki
    In that case, without further ado...
[19:22] Masaki
    Can we shoot a video?
[19:29] Masaki
    And so, let's get started!
[19:31] Tokage
    And so, what? Give us a rundown!
[19:33] Masaki
    "Talking It Out in the Bath!"
[19:35] Masaki
    Didn't I tell you?
[19:36] Masaki
    What's important is your chemistry!
[19:39] Masaki
    Forget about clothes, makeup,
    ideas, and the camera,
[19:42] Masaki
    and show us all your true selves!
[19:44] Fu
    I already took a bath.
[19:47] Ichiko
    You're totally doing this for the numbers!
[19:49] Masaki
    Numbers are what we need!
[19:51] Masaki
    Besides, Ichiko...
[19:52] Masaki
    You'll be covered with an on-screen strawberry
    from start to finish, so don't sweat it!
[19:56] Ichiko
    Why do you have to cover me up?!
[19:59] Masaki
    So that our channel doesn't get banned!
[20:01] Ichiko
    I'm a hundred and ten!
[20:03] Masaki
    Quiet!
[20:03] Masaki
    You want to save Banpai Manor, don't you?
[20:05] Masaki
    Give it up and pretend you're wearing
    that strawberry costume you wanted!
[20:08] Masaki
    C'mon!
[20:09] Masaki
    Quit your yapping and let's get filming!
[20:11] Masaki
    Okay! Ready, start!
[20:13] Live
    Good morning from the dead of night!
[20:15] Live
    Mayonaka Punch! Live here!
[20:18] Live
    Today's video is "Talking It Out in the Bath!"
[20:21] Tokage
    Hold on. We've been living
    together for ages already.
[20:24] Tokage
    There's nothing for us to talk about anymore.
SIGN    I have a funny story for you
[20:26] Live
    Oh, really?
[20:28] Live
    Then I'll start...
[20:30] Live
    I have something funny we can talk about.
SIGN    Fu loves the Outside Kids!!
[20:34] Fu
    Wait—
[20:34] Live
    Fu's a huge fan of the Outside Kids!
[20:37] Ichiko
    I've heard of them!
[20:39] Ichiko
    The NewTubers who wear shampoo hats!
[20:41] Tokage
    Oh, is that why you love taking baths?
[20:45] Tokage
    What do you see in that pair of phony,
    empty-headed bell peppers, anyway?
[20:52] Fu
    D-Don't make fun of the Outside Kids!
[21:07] Masaki
    Hell yeah!
SIGN    Mayonaka Punch
SIGN    101k subscribers
[21:08] Masaki
    I guess everyone got a good
    taste of MayoPan's chemistry!
SIGN    Girls' Talk in the Bath
SIGN    Girls' Talk in the Bath
[21:11] Fu
    No way!
[21:12] Fu
    It's totally just because we were naked!
[21:14] Fu
    Are you really okay with such cheap tactics?!
[21:16] Tokage
    Well, be that as it may, now we can
    go back to one video per day.
[21:20] Masaki
    Wait a second!
[21:22] Masaki
    We should keep putting out three—
[21:23] Live
    Masaki.
[21:26] Masaki
    Well, you're right.
[21:28] Masaki
    I want to shoot plenty of
    your pointless moments.
[21:31] Ichiko
    The goal for step two was
    100k subscribers, wasn't it?
[21:34] Ichiko
    So we can finally move on!
[21:36] Masaki
    Yep.
[21:37] Masaki
    Step three is...
[21:39] Masaki
    Collabs with big names.
[21:41] Fu
    Collabs?
[21:42] Masaki
    I took a long shot and sent out messages
    to several people asking for a collab.
[21:48] Masaki
    No way!
[21:49] Live
    What's up?
[21:50] Masaki
    An invitation to a NewTuber festival?
SIGN    TSUMA-shi
    
    To the members of Mayonaka Punch
    
    Hello. My apologies for the
    unsolicited message.
    My name is TSUMA-shi,
    and I post videos on NewTube.
    I'm writing to you today to
    discuss a business opportunity.
    
    I will be hosting a NewTuber festival
    event (TSUMA FES Extreme),
    and currently, I'm reaching out
    to a number of content creators to...
SIGN    Fu
    Sent you a sticker
SIGN    Goodnight
[23:25] Masaki
    Wh-Whoa! No way!
SIGN    TSUMA-shi
SIGN    TSUMA-shi
SIGN    Legendary streamer
    known as the Stream God
[23:26] Masaki
    TSUMA-shi himself?!
[23:27] Fu
    Masaki-san, you had a fave as well!
[23:28] Masaki
    Oh, Fu!
[23:29] Masaki
    Look, it's the Outside Kids!
[23:30] Fu
    What?!
[23:30] Masaki
    But behind them is... TSUMA-shi in the flesh?!
[23:35] Group
    Next time: "Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme!"
SIGN    Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme!
[23:37] Fu
    I-I've got an extreme case of the nerves!