# E1 - The Canceled Girl and the Sleepy Vampire
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U47DX7/the-canceled-girl-and-the-sleepy-vampire)
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**[01:33] Masaki**
*NewTube.*
**[01:35] Masaki**
* Every minute, it sees hundreds*
* of hours of video uploaded,*
**[01:39] Masaki**
* as well as hundreds of thousands*
* of hours of video watched,*
**[01:42] Masaki**
*making it the world's most-visited website.*
***SIGN*** Katsudon: It's almost time
ohashi: gg masakichi
Hibiscus: Are you two okay?
Don't push yourselves
Chachamaru: Hellooo
nemo: hey
kkkk0302: yo losers
imhungry: Masakichi's done for!
Masakichi's done for!
Masakichi's done for!
Ishibashi T. Wataru: Man up and step down
Gakkey: What happened?
Sparkling ° Chondroitin: kikka a cute
Lonely Oedo Girl: Think about how the fans feel.
How about I punch you too??
lol lmao: apology stream yessssss
Vitamin B2: Unforgivable
Kai10: Are you two okay...?
**[01:46] Masaki**
These comments, I swear...
***SIGN*** Hype-Sis
Urgent Announcement
**[01:48] Masaki**
Utter trash.
**[01:50] Masaki**
What do *they* know?!
**[01:53] Kikka**
* To all of you who continue to*
* support us, thank you so much.*
**[01:58] Kikka**
*Today, we have an announcement to make.*
**[02:01] Kikka**
*First, regarding the past several videos,*
**[02:04] Kikka**
* we would like to apologize for*
* any discomfort they may have caused.*
**[02:09] Kikka**
* To set things right, we've decided*
* to let Masakichi go as a member.*
**[02:14] Otomi**
* She's been making videos with us*
* since high school,*
**[02:17] Otomi**
*so we wanted to keep her on if possible,*
***SIGN*** Breaking: Masakichi fired Fifth Champion Tanaka: The latest videos were awful. Are you two okay? It's me, Hana: Masakichi's out, huh? Makes sense Avocado: No one likes Masakichi anyway, so who cares? pui: lol fired lmao Black-Hearted Kurosuke: The videos were hard to watch. I sincerely hope this leads to the best for all three of you. Antinomy: Masakichi ruins the videos. I hate seeing her. smooth finish: show her face already
**[02:21] Otomi**
* but the truth is that we haven't been*
* on good terms for some time now.*
**[02:25] Kikka**
*From frustration about not getting views,*
**[02:27] Kikka**
*to complaints about the content of our videos*
**[02:29] Kikka**
*and differences in enthusiasm levels...*
**[02:31] Kikka**
*We had our fair share of arguments,*
**[02:33] Kikka**
* followed by her violent outburst*
* the other day during our livestream...*
**[02:37] Masaki**
So what?
**[02:38] Masaki**
It's all *my* fault now?
**[02:40] Kikka**
* ...and the toxic posts*
* discovered on her alt after that.*
***SIGN*** stinger @chikchik_m3k
She wasn't the one I punched, so what's her deal? Stop playing the victim... So annoying
stinger @chikchik_m3k
You seriously can't even do this? So useless
stinger @chikchik_m3k
God they're so needy
**[02:43] Kikka**
* We want everyone to enjoy watching*
* the Hyped-Up Sisters channel,*
**[02:48] Kikka**
* so we can't overlook these actions*
* from one of our members.*
**[02:51] Masaki**
Screw you!
***SIGN*** Re: She crossed the line there
JO: true lol
I quit: Bye masakichi
Yasu: Yeah figures
apple: so long
Wrinkled dress shirt: well duh
jiji: Right move
Lonely Oedo Girl: Eat ittttttttttttttt
human: violent bitch die die die die die
edamame: i hope you never change otomin
ky: Cut it out already
Iburi Gakko Enthusiast: I know it won't be easy
going forward, but I'm rooting for you!
gun666: Show yourself, Masakichi
Eye Drops: Go away loser
bom777: ggwp
Ma: Why are you two apologizing?
tasteless odorless: You might be better off
going your separate ways.
**[02:55] Masaki**
*No way...*
**[02:55] Otomi**
* After getting together as a group to*
* discuss these incidents and our next steps,*
**[02:57] Masaki**
*The haters are the ones to blame here!*
**[02:59] Masaki**
*I did nothing wrong!*
**[03:00] Otomi**
* the two of us and Masakichi*
* have decided to go our separate ways.*
**[03:05] Otomi**
* If all of you watching*
* can find it to forgive us,*
**[03:07] Masaki**
What?!
**[03:08] Otomi**
* we would like to continue Hype-Sis with*
* just the two of us, Otomin and Kicchomu.*
**[03:09] Masaki**
You're the ones who made that decision for me!
**[03:14] Kikka**
We would like to take this
opportunity to make a fresh start,
**[03:17] Kikka**
and focus on diligently making videos
that all of our viewers can enjoy.
**[03:23] Otomi**
As the new and reborn Hyped-Up Sisters,
**[03:26] Otomi**
we'll do our best to hit the goal Masakichi had set
**[03:28] Otomi**
of reaching one million channel subscribers.
**[03:32] Kikka**
Finally, please continue to support us—
***SIGN*** The Canceled Girl and the Sleepy Vampire
***SIGN*** One Moment, Please
**[03:43] Kikka**
Now you've made another mess.
**[03:46] Otomi**
That's a lot of comments.
**[03:48] Masaki**
Man, looks like you racked up a ton of hits.
**[03:52] Kikka**
All thanks to you.
**[03:54] Masaki**
You're welcome.
**[03:56] Masaki**
Also, a million subs?
**[03:58] Masaki**
No way!
**[03:59] Masaki**
No one will stick around once I'm gone.
**[04:01] Kikka**
We won't let them slip away.
**[04:02] Kikka**
We'll keep growing our numbers.
**[04:05] Masaki**
But I'm the one who came up
with all our video ideas!
**[04:08] Kikka**
You just wanted to call all the shots.
**[04:10] Masaki**
I was the one who filmed and edited—
**[04:12] Otomi**
We'll do what we can!
**[04:14] Otomi**
Besides, it'll be smooth sailing
if we hire someone new!
**[04:18] Kikka**
We're going to start the stream again.
Will you join us?
**[04:21] Kikka**
Well, not like anyone wants
to see a violent bitch like you.
**[04:26] Masaki**
No way!
**[04:27] Masaki**
*Hey, there! Masakichi here!*
**[04:31] Masaki**
*I've decided to start a solo channel!*
**[04:34] Masaki**
*This channel will be for videos of
all the things I really wanted to do!*
**[04:35] Masaki**
The comments are a war zone!
**[04:37] Masaki**
Yes, yes!
***SIGN*** tommy: Have you ever considered how
the two Hype-Sis members must feel?
Shushusuke: I had to stop watching after the first minute
Tangerine Jelly: Please don't upload any more videos
yamamomo: Are you really taking this attitude
after punching someone? You can't just pretend it
didn't happen, so please apologize to the other two
and give us fans a proper explanation.
merorin: why the hell would you start a solo channel
Milk Tea: All she thinks about is herself.
She doesn't care at all how the fans feel.
SE: A 10 min video yapping about herself
and zero apologies lmao
otooto: The stuff about recent gripes is w/e,
but I can't forgive you for punching Otomin.
**[04:38] Masaki**
I'll get everyone talking
and blow those two out of the water!
**[04:38] Masaki**
*All the ideas that wouldn't have
flown before are fair game now!*
***SIGN*** Rice: she doesn't regret anything she did
aa: So this is what Masakichi is really like..
tomtom: Seriously messed up as a person
Shrimp: Think about the other two a little
amebaaaaaaaa: Nice sockpuppet
sdsjkfha: Please. Just quit already.
The Great Acorn: Turns out Masakichi's
willing to do whatever it takes
for her own success.
**[04:43] Masaki**
* Please support the channel,*
* like, and subscribe!*
**[04:47] Masaki**
*This is your chance to witness a legend!*
**[04:54] Masaki**
What, really?
**[04:55] Masaki**
Not even one positive comment?
**[05:00] Masaki**
This isn't good!
**[05:01] Masaki**
Damage control, damage control!
***SIGN*** Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
**[05:03] Masaki**
"Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!"
***SIGN*** Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
***SIGN*** Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
**[05:05] Masaki**
"You have my support!"
***SIGN*** Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
***SIGN*** Daifuku Mochi: Who are you going to punch next??
Seltzer Water: Don't be so full of yourself. You're not even cute.
AT: Support? That's gotta be her posting lol
hypehype: Masakichi-san, I'm a huge fan of yours!
You have my support!
tommy: Have you ever considered how the
two Hype-Sis members must feel?
Shushusuke: I had to stop watching after the first minute
**[05:12] Masaki**
No more!
**[05:12] Masaki**
I'm not looking!
**[05:13] Masaki**
Say what you want!
***SIGN*** nanamichan: I haven't seen all of Hype-Sis's videos,
but I can't support Masakichi-san anymore.
rice on rice: What's with the heel turn?
Hojicha Ice Cream: She's got a talent for offending people
MIU: So much for thinking that Masakichi was a cute,
funny girl with a good personality.
chopsticks: Was starting a solo channel
really your highest priority here?
***SIGN*** She's got a talent for offending people
***SIGN*** So much for thinking that Masakichi was a cute, funny girl
with a good personality.
***SIGN*** Was starting a solo channel really your highest priority here?
**[05:25] Masaki**
Yeah, maybe I should have started
with an apology video.
***SIGN*** Sorry
***SIGN*** Sorry
**[05:32] Masaki**
There.
**[05:43] (Flashback) Kikka**
Not like anyone wants to see
a violent bitch like you.
**[06:00] (Flashback) Otomi**
Besides, it'll be smooth sailing
if we hire someone new!
**[06:04] Masaki**
That's it!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Masakichi @masakichi_1111
I'm thinking about starting a new channel.
Looking for anyone who wants to join!!
If you're interested, please send me a message.
#Masakichi #RecruitingNewMembers #NewTube
**[06:07] Masaki**
Here we go!
**[06:09] Masaki**
Time for a casting call!
***SIGN*** Banpai Manor
***SIGN*** Go ahead...
Make a meal of me
***SIGN*** Go ahead...
Make a meal of me
**[06:44] Live**
* I can't think straight,*
* and it's driving me wild!*
**[06:47] Live**
*I'm at my limit!*
**[06:50] Live**
Time to dig in!
**[06:54] Live**
Hot!
**[06:56] Live**
I'm on fire!
**[06:57] Live**
My hand! My hand!
**[07:02] Live**
Hot, hot, hot!
**[07:03] Ichiko**
Pipe down, will you?
**[07:04] Ichiko**
Do you know what time it is?
**[07:08] Ichiko**
Live-sama!
**[07:15] Live**
Hey, Ichiko.
**[07:17] Live**
You almost turned me to ashes.
**[07:19] Live**
Don't open the curtains in a vampire's room.
**[07:22] Ichiko**
I forgot to close them after cleaning.
**[07:25] Ichiko**
More importantly, I'm happy
to see you're finally awake!
**[07:28] Live**
Huh?
**[07:31] Live**
I'm going back to sleep, though.
**[07:33] Live**
Back to my dream to...
**[07:34] Ichiko**
You can't be serious!
**[07:36] Ichiko**
I've been worried sick these last twenty years!
**[07:39] Live**
Did you say twenty years?
**[07:41] Ichiko**
I sure did!
**[07:42] Ichiko**
It was a royal pain watching
you sleep this whole time!
**[07:46] Live**
If I was sleeping for twenty years,
why'd I get interrupted at the best part?
**[07:50] Ichiko**
I will say, you really *are*
my savior, Live-sama!
**[07:54] Live**
Huh? Your savior?
***SIGN*** Thud!
**[07:57] Ichiko**
Take a look at this!
**[08:02] Live**
What're all these?
***SIGN*** Pay us back
***SIGN*** Collection Letter
***SIGN*** Collection Letter
**[08:02] [SONG] Sign**
Pay back what you owe
**[08:02] [SONG] Sign**
Pay back what you owe
**[08:03] Ichiko**
Collation letters.
**[08:05] Live**
*Collection* letters.
**[08:06] Ichiko**
I've been working my butt off to look after
Banpai Manor these past twenty years.
**[08:11] Ichiko**
But the debt just keeps piling up.
**[08:14] Live**
Wait, debt? How?
**[08:17] Ichiko**
I started trading stocks.
**[08:19] Live**
What? *You* of all people?
**[08:20] Ichiko**
Yes!
**[08:21] Ichiko**
I invested all over. Futures trading.
**[08:24] Ichiko**
I'm staying ahead of the game!
**[08:26] Live**
How can someone who can't read
the word "collection" even trade stocks?
**[08:31] Ichiko**
I consulted videos from
stock market experts, you know.
**[08:35] Ichiko**
They promised I'd rake in the cash
if I did as they said!
***SIGN*** Save up ¥10 million
Investing in Stocks
Tips & Tricks
***SIGN*** Stocks
Guaranteed not to fail
***SIGN*** The Hype-Sis Scandal
in 3 Minutes!!
**[08:38] Live**
Videos?
**[08:39] Live**
What's this rectangular slab?
**[08:41] Ichiko**
It's called a smartphone.
**[08:45] Live**
Hold it right there!
***SIGN*** The Hype-Sis Scandal
in 3 Minutes!!
**[08:54] Live**
Now *this* is a wild turn of events!
***SIGN*** Rental Space
Masakichi Channel
New Member Auditions
Conference Room B
**[09:01] Masaki**
Thank you for your application.
***SIGN*** Masakichi New Channel
Member Interviews
**[09:05] Masaki**
Um...
**[09:06] Mob A**
Yay.
**[09:07] Mob A**
Without further ado...
**[09:08] Mob A**
I snuck into an interview for the disgraced
NewTuber Masakichi's new member auditions.
**[09:14] Mob A**
No lies. I'm really here.
**[09:16] Masaki**
Um...
**[09:16] Mob A**
But man, right before me
is Little Miss Canceled herself!
**[09:22] Masaki**
Um, if you were to join as a member...
**[09:24] Mob A**
Oh, I'm not here to join.
**[09:26] Mob A**
Hey, do you mind if I upload
this video to my channel?
**[09:29] Masaki**
Please leave.
**[09:31] Masaki**
*What a relief.*
**[09:32] Masaki**
*He looks a lot more serious!*
**[09:34] Masaki**
Um, if you were to join as a member...
**[09:36] Mob B**
Ah, could I ask you a question first?
**[09:39] Masaki**
Huh? Yeah, sure.
**[09:40] Masaki**
Go ahead.
**[09:41] Mob B**
Do you have anything you'd like to say
to the two current members of Hype-Sis?
**[09:45] Masaki**
Huh?
**[09:46] Masaki**
Well, um... Not really.
**[09:48] Mob B**
You must be angry, having to leave by yourself.
**[09:51] Mob B**
They were bad-mouthing you
on yesterday's stream, as well.
**[09:55] Masaki**
*Those jerks...*
**[09:56] Masaki**
I mean, in the first place...
**[10:00] Masaki**
Is that thing recording?
**[10:04] Masaki**
Please leave.
**[10:06] Mob C**
My little brother is very ill,
and he's a fan of yours.
**[10:11] Masaki**
Oh, really?
**[10:13] Masaki**
Then why don't we...
***SIGN*** You Got Pranked
**[10:14] Mob C**
Just kidding!
**[10:15] Masaki**
Get out!
**[10:21] Mob D**
Please! Let me taste that punch of yours!
**[10:25] Woman**
We're here to celebrate
our third day as a couple!
**[10:27] Masaki**
Break up.
**[10:28] Salesman**
Find happiness with these products!
**[10:29] Masaki**
Take that!
**[10:30] Masaki**
A mascot suit?!
**[10:31] Masaki**
How?!
**[10:36] Drunk**
Where am I?
**[10:39] Masaki**
Hell.
**[10:40] Drunk**
All right, time to come back to life!
**[10:43] Masaki**
Guess it makes sense.
**[10:44] Masaki**
The only people who would come are trolls.
***SIGN*** Miyama VS Hirata @miyamavshirata
Looks like all she cares about is getting hits.
So desperate for attention, it makes me sick.
HSHS @HSHSHSHS
no one's gonna join your
awful despotic channel lmao
runrunboy @runrunboy
I'm a veteran Hype-Sis fan, and the videos
Masakichi planned have way less hits.
Now I realize her personality must be
why she can't come up with any decent ideas.
Hot Chili Pepper @hotchilipepper
The nerve to punch someone, never apologize,
and now recruit new members. Zero common sense.
shuu @shuu27
maybe i should go laugh at her.
and expose her as a disgrace.
1234go @1234go
Why don't you start by saying sorry?
**[10:54] Masaki**
Maybe I'll go get a drink.
***SIGN*** You have a message from Live.
We've been brought together by fate.
My heart races thinking about you...
**[11:01] Live**
Man, this is amazing! And convenient!
**[11:05] Live**
You can do anything on this thing!
**[11:08] Ichiko**
Live-sama, you drank all of our blood rations?!
**[11:12] Live**
Sorry, sorry.
**[11:13] Live**
I haven't had blood in twenty years!
**[11:15] Live**
Now then, did she reply to my DM?
**[11:18] Live**
Nothing yet?!
**[11:20] Ichiko**
*I haven't had a drop to drink today...*
**[11:22] Live**
Can you believe it, though?!
**[11:24] Live**
The girl from my dream exists in real life!
**[11:27] Live**
So her name's Masakichi-chan!
***SIGN*** The Hype-Sis Scandal in 3 Minutes!!
**[11:29] Live**
*Wait, hold on!*
**[11:30] Live**
*Was it a prophetic dream?*
**[11:31] Live**
*Did I have that power?*
**[11:33] Live**
*I'm totally unstoppable!*
**[11:35] Ichiko**
*Live-sama is lost in her thoughts.*
**[11:37] Ichiko**
* She must be coming up*
* with a way to pay off my debts!*
**[11:41] Ichiko**
*I love you, Live-sama!*
**[11:42] Live**
* Ah, I can't wait to suck*
* Masakichi-chan's blood!*
**[11:45] Live**
*Just slurp it all up!*
**[11:46] Ichiko**
*She's racking her brains, all for my sake!*
**[11:48] Ichiko**
*Could Live-sama be in love with me?*
**[11:53] Collector A**
Hey! Give us our money!
**[11:56] Ichiko**
*Fear not!*
**[11:57] Ichiko**
* I won't let anyone*
* disturb Live-sama's thoughts!*
**[11:59] Live**
*I can't just go in for a big bite, right?*
**[12:02] Live**
*We need to get to know each other first...*
**[12:04] Live**
*But can I really hold myself back?*
**[12:06] Live**
*I guess we should start with greetings.*
**[12:08] Live**
*Oh, but we've already met in my dream.*
**[12:10] Live**
*Wait a second!*
**[12:11] Live**
* Could it be that I've shown up*
* in her dreams, too?!*
**[12:15] Live**
*Ugh!*
**[12:15] Live**
*Just thinking about it is too much!*
**[12:20] Live**
Huh?
**[12:22] Live**
Ichiko?
**[12:27] Collector A**
Hey, are you okay?
**[12:28] Collector**
Damn it, where'd she go?
**[12:31] Ichiko**
*I can't cause trouble for Live-sama!*
**[12:33] Ichiko**
Die.
**[12:38] Collector A**
What the hell? Huh?
**[12:40] Ichiko**
I'm so low on blood,
I can't even lift a finger...
**[12:44] Collector A**
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[12:46] Collector A**
Are you okay?
***SIGN*** Wahhh
**[12:48] Ichiko**
You're going to burn me alive and
turn me into smoked meat, aren't you?!
**[12:51] Ichiko**
Please don't!
**[12:53] Ichiko**
I pair well with anything except garlic chips!
**[12:57] Collector A**
Who the hell are you?!
**[13:04] Ichiko**
Ah, Live-sama...
**[13:08] Ichiko**
You came to save me.
**[13:13] Waitress**
Miss! Miss!
**[13:18] Waitress**
Excuse me...
**[13:21] Masaki**
Another shochu on the rocks!
**[13:23] Waitress**
We're about to close for the night.
**[13:27] Masaki**
I don't want to lose to them.
**[13:29] Masaki**
You know, *I* was the one who suggested
the three of us start making videos!
**[13:33] Waitress**
Huh, what?
**[13:35] Waitress**
Look, we're closing—
**[13:37] Masaki**
So why?
**[13:37] Masaki**
Why?!
**[13:39] Masaki**
Why am *I* the one getting kicked out?!
**[13:42] Waitress**
Ma'am, we're closing—
**[13:43] Masaki**
I heard you the first time!
**[13:45] Masaki**
Also, the auditions today...
**[13:47] Waitress**
Hey.
**[13:48] Waitress**
You're Masakichi-san from
Hyped-Up Sisters, aren't you?
**[13:53] Waitress**
Don't start causing trouble
for people in real life, too.
**[13:56] Masaki**
Ah, yes.
**[13:58] Masaki**
Sorry...
**[14:00] Masaki**
What the hell's *her* deal?
**[14:03] Masaki**
All anyone does is try and kick me out.
**[14:06] Masaki**
It's people like them
shitposting in my replies.
**[14:09] Masaki**
Drop dead!
**[14:11] Masaki**
Ugh, I'm totally wasted.
**[14:15] Masaki**
But there's no way
I'm going back to that house.
**[14:25] Masaki**
An abandoned hospital...
**[14:27] Masaki**
Haunted spots...
**[14:30] Masaki**
The first video of ours that went viral...
**[14:34] Group**
*Hey, there!*
**[14:36] Group**
*Today on Hype-Sis...*
**[14:38] Group**
*We're visiting an abandoned hospital!*
***SIGN*** Visiting an abandoned hospital!!
**[14:41] Masaki**
* That's right! We received*
* special permission for today*
**[14:44] Masaki**
* to shoot a video at the abandoned*
* hospital that's said to be haunted!*
***SIGN*** Thank you for giving us permission!!
**[14:49] Masaki**
*Okay, let's go ahead and take a look!*
**[14:57] Masaki**
Masakichi Channel!
**[14:58] Masaki**
I'm here at an abandoned hospital!
**[15:01] Masaki**
...tal!
**[15:06] Masaki**
S-So empty...
**[15:08] Masaki**
There, there.
**[15:09] Masaki**
I just need to get a viral video.
**[15:11] Masaki**
C'mon! I can take on any ghosts or whatever!
**[15:23] Masaki**
It's too dark to see very well.
**[15:26] Masaki**
Now then, where's our ghost—
**[15:28] Masaki**
So cold! Where'd that water come from?!
**[15:31] Masaki**
Gross. Really?
**[15:35] Masaki**
Ow!
**[15:43] (Flashback) Masaki**
What the hell am I doing?
**[15:48] (Flashback) Masaki**
Wait, I see something here.
**[15:51] (Flashback) Otomi**
What? A real ghost?
**[15:53] (Flashback) Masaki**
Look, here.
**[15:54] (Flashback) Otomi**
Huh? Let me see.
**[15:55] (Flashback) Kikka**
Nah, that's just a reflection.
**[15:57] (Flashback) Otomi**
C'mon, let's hurry up and go further in!
**[16:00] (Flashback) Kikka**
Yeah, sure.
**[16:01] (Flashback) Masaki**
I swear.
**[16:02] (Flashback) Masaki**
Can't you act a little more
scared for the camera?
**[16:05] Group**
Sorry, sorry.
**[16:12] Masaki**
*I'm all alone.*
**[16:15] Masaki**
* I just wanted to have fun and get*
* lots of people to watch our videos.*
**[16:19] Masaki**
*That's the reason I worked so hard.*
**[16:22] Masaki**
*But it's all gone now.*
**[16:26] Live**
I can't believe Ichiko let
our blood supply run out.
**[16:31] Live**
Of course I'm the one who drank it.
**[16:33] Live**
Why isn't there any blood in this hospital?
**[16:37] Live**
Wait, why's this place so empty?
**[16:38] Live**
And dark, to boot.
**[16:43] Live**
Must have closed down.
**[16:45] Live**
Man, really?!
**[16:47] Live**
This place was packed twenty years ago!
**[16:52] Live**
Wh-What?
**[16:53] Live**
I just caught a whiff of
some really tasty blood!
**[16:56] Live**
Oh, man, no way! Really?!
**[16:58] Masaki**
What's going on?
**[17:00] Live**
My entire body's about to go crazy.
**[17:12] Live**
Found you.
**[17:19] Live**
H-Hey, you're Masakichi-san, right?
**[17:23] Live**
Nice to meet you.
**[17:25] Live**
I'm... Live.
**[17:28] Live**
U-Um, could it be that you've been
dreaming about me, too?
**[17:35] Masaki**
*What kind of question is* that?!**
**[17:37] Live**
Have you?!
**[17:39] Masaki**
*I need...*
**[17:40] Masaki**
*I need to say something...*
**[17:43] Masaki**
D-Do you mind if I use the bathroom?
**[17:46] Live**
Ugh, I love your voice, too!
**[17:49] Live**
I can't do it!
**[17:50] Live**
I'm about to lose all control!
**[17:53] Masaki**
The bathroom...
**[17:54] Live**
I... want you!
**[17:57] Masaki**
Nope, sorry!
**[18:03] Masaki**
*What's with her?*
**[18:03] Masaki**
*None of this makes any sense!*
**[18:05] Live**
Wait up!
**[18:07] Live**
First, let's get to know each other!
**[18:10] Masaki**
She's gonna get me!
**[18:15] Live**
Hey!
**[18:17] Live**
Don't change directions so quickly!
**[18:20] Masaki**
Something's obviously weird about her!
**[18:22] Masaki**
Is she...
**[18:23] Masaki**
Could she be...
**[18:24] Live**
Let me suck your blood!
**[18:26] Masaki**
She's got to be a vampire!
**[18:40] Masaki**
Stay back!
**[18:43] Live**
Huh? Spaciu—
**[18:45] Masaki**
It's a cross!
**[18:48] Masaki**
If you come any closer...
**[18:50] Live**
That's dangerous.
**[18:51] Masaki**
Go away!
**[18:52] Masaki**
Once you're gone, I'll come down!
**[18:54] Live**
Okay, okay!
**[18:55] Live**
Just one bite!
**[18:56] Live**
You can spare just one, right?
**[18:58] Masaki**
Don't say it like you're bumming a cig!
**[19:00] Masaki**
What in the world *are* you?!
**[19:02] Live**
It's dangerous, so come down.
**[19:03] Masaki**
Go away!
**[19:04] Live**
Not happening.
**[19:05] Live**
I know!
**[19:08] Live**
Look at this!
**[19:10] Live**
You know, I saw this video...
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**[19:13] Live**
This is you, right?
**[19:15] (Flashback) Otomi**
Besides, it'll be smooth sailing
if we hire someone new!
**[19:16] Mob A**
Yay.
**[19:17] Waitress**
Don't start causing trouble
for people in real life, too.
**[19:19] (Flashback) Kikka**
Not like anyone wants to see
a violent bitch like you.
**[19:21] Masaki**
Shut up!
**[19:23] Masaki**
I don't care about any of that anymore!
**[19:25] Masaki**
No one...
**[19:27] Masaki**
No one... needs me anymore!
**[19:32] Masaki**
That's why...
**[19:33] Live**
I need you.
**[19:36] Live**
I've hit the jackpot with your blood.
**[19:39] Live**
It's legit one of a kind.
**[19:47] Masaki**
*It's over.*
**[19:49] Masaki**
*I'm dead.*
**[19:52] Masaki**
*That's fine.*
**[19:53] Masaki**
*I'm so tired, anyway.*
**[19:57] Masaki**
What?
**[20:06] Live**
I *told* you it was dangerous.
**[20:08] Live**
Gotcha!
**[20:19] Live**
Well?
**[20:20] Live**
Being caught's not so bad, huh?
**[20:22] Masaki**
*Wow, I'm flying!*
**[20:25] Masaki**
*This is out of this world!*
**[20:45] Live**
There!
***SIGN*** Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
**[21:05] Live**
A-Are you okay?
**[21:07] Masaki**
Yeah, I'm fine.
**[21:10] Masaki**
Man, that was a blast!
**[21:13] Masaki**
Hey!
**[21:14] Masaki**
You want my blood, right?
**[21:16] Masaki**
How about this?
**[21:22] Masaki**
Can you help me out?
**[21:24] Masaki**
What?
**[21:25] Masaki**
Star in my videos.
**[21:27] Masaki**
If you do, I can make videos
that no one's seen before!
**[21:33] Masaki**
I bet I could reach a million
subscribers in no time!
**[21:36] Masaki**
That's why...
**[21:37] Masaki**
That's why!
**[21:40] Masaki**
I want you to join me!
**[21:43] Masaki**
In exchange, once we hit a million subs...
**[21:47] Masaki**
Go ahead. Make a meal of me.
***SIGN*** Live
Sent you a sticker
***SIGN*** Goodnight
**[23:25] Masaki**
I'm Masaki!
**[23:26] Live**
Live here!
**[23:26] Masaki**
Here we go!
**[23:27] Masaki**
We'll make a vampire channel like none other!
**[23:28] Live**
Let's go!
**[23:29] Masaki**
We'll show those two jerks what's what!
***SIGN*** Jerk #1
***SIGN*** Jerk #2
**[23:31] Live**
By the way, what's a "channel"?
**[23:32] Masaki**
For real?
**[23:32] Live**
For real.
**[23:33] Masaki**
For real, huh?
**[23:34] Group**
Next time: "Starting a Channel!
Good Morning from the Dead of Night!"
***SIGN*** Starting a Channel!
Good Morning from the Dead of Night!
**[23:37] Masaki**
Make sure you hit that like and subscribe!