# E8 - Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK9752/starring-in-tsuma-fes-extreme)
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**[00:13] Live**
We won't get another chance like this!
**[00:16] Live**
So let's enjoy it!
**[00:17] Ichiko**
Nervous?
**[00:18] Ichiko**
Pft! In your dreams!
**[00:21] Fu**
Finally, the Outside Kids...
**[00:23] Fu**
I-I mean, I'll do my best!
**[00:25] Tokage**
I'm walking on asphalt.
**[00:29] Tokage**
What of it?!
**[00:31] Masaki**
Okay.
**[00:32] Masaki**
Let's go, MayoPan!
***SIGN*** Starring in TSUMA FES Extreme!
**[02:12] Staff 1**
Making final batten height adjustments!
**[02:16] Masaki**
*The road to one million subscribers...*
**[02:19] Masaki**
*Step three: collabing with famous streamers!*
**[02:25] Stage Director**
TSUMA-shi-san, how's it look?
**[02:26] TSUMA-shi**
Extremely good!
***SIGN*** TSUMA-shi
***SIGN*** TSUMA-shi
***SIGN*** Legendary streamer
known as the Stream God
**[02:28] Narrator**
TSUMA-shi!
**[02:30] Narrator**
The legendary streamer known as the Stream God!
**[02:32] Masaki**
* And we even get to collab*
* with my hero, TSUMA-shi-san!*
***SIGN*** MayoPan
**[02:39] Masaki**
Okay, all eyes on me!
**[02:41] Masaki**
Here's the rundown!
***SIGN*** Mayonaka Punch
**[02:42] Masaki**
The event is split up into two parts!
**[02:43] Masaki**
Part one is the collab segments!
**[02:45] Masaki**
Part two is our original performance!
**[02:48] Masaki**
We'll get everyone's attention during
the collab performances in part one,
**[02:50] Masaki**
and then unveil a song as MayoPan for
our original performance in part two!
**[02:53] Masaki**
Followed by a music video going up
on our channel right after the event!
**[02:57] Masaki**
A perfect plan to double our subscribers!
**[03:01] Staff 2**
* All TSUMA FES participants,*
* please gather in the main green room!*
**[03:05] Masaki**
Okay, let's go!
***SIGN*** Main Green Room
**[03:08] Live**
We're MayoPan!
**[03:10] Live**
Thanks for having us today!
**[03:12] Group**
Thank you!
***SIGN*** Isn't that Masakichi?
***SIGN*** Oh, the former Hype-Sis member?
***SIGN*** Hype-Sis
**[03:18] TSUMA-shi**
MayoPan!
**[03:19] TSUMA-shi**
Glad to have you here!
**[03:21] TSUMA-shi**
Thanks for coming!
**[03:22] Masaki**
U-Um, th-thank you kindly for
giving us this opportunity today—
**[03:26] TSUMA-shi**
There's nothing I love more
than seeing fresh talent grow!
**[03:29] TSUMA-shi**
Let's get along and have fun
making today's event a success!
**[03:34] Masaki**
So precious...
**[03:35] Masaki**
Ah, shoot.
**[03:37] Masaki**
Gotta introduce ourselves.
**[03:39] Masaki**
Y-You two are...
**[03:41] Salami**
Taromaru and Salamin!
We'll be your emcees for tonight!
***SIGN*** F. Taromaru
***SIGN*** F. Taromaru
***SIGN*** [Muscle Channel
with F. Taromaru]
***SIGN*** Muscle-building streamer
popular with thirty-somethings
for his "No-Sweat Workouts."
**[03:44] Narrator**
F. Taromaru!
**[03:45] Narrator**
A muscle-building streamer popular with
thirty-somethings for his "No-Sweat Workouts"!
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Chats about the mundane with a unique sense for words.
Beauty streamer popular with women in her age group.
***SIGN*** Salami N. Cappuccino
***SIGN*** Salami N. Cappuccino
**[03:49] Narrator**
Salami N. Cappuccino!
**[03:51] Narrator**
A beauty streamer popular with
women in the same age group!
**[03:54] Masaki**
Salamin!
**[03:55] Masaki**
I watch you so much,
my phone screen might crack!
**[03:57] Salami**
That stare of yours is like a destroyer!
**[04:00] Taromaru**
Let's see. First up, for the music collab...
**[04:02] Fu**
That'd be me!
**[04:03] Taromaru**
Oh, Fu-san!
**[04:05] Taromaru**
You're raring to go!
**[04:06] Fu**
Th-This collab is a dream come true for me!
**[04:08] Taromaru**
Mm-hmm.
**[04:09] Salami**
Well, about your collab partners...
**[04:13] Fu**
Dang...
**[04:14] Taromaru**
What?!
**[04:15] Taromaru**
Outlaw and Sidebrah from the Outside Kids
are a no-show for the music collab?!
**[04:19] TSUMA-shi**
So sorry!
**[04:20] Fu**
N-No way...
**[04:22] Fu**
Huh?
**[04:23] Fu**
Then what about the parts
sung by the Outside Kids?
**[04:26] Shura**
If they're not here,
we'll have to split them between us.
***SIGN*** Shura
***SIGN*** Shura
***SIGN*** Female singer renowned for the contrast
between her beautiful singing and
intense screams. Her most-watched
video boasts over 40 million views!
**[04:31] Narrator**
Shura!
**[04:33] Narrator**
The female singer renowned for the contrast
**[04:35] Narrator**
between her beautiful singing
and intense screams!
**[04:37] Shura**
It's just us two. Bring it on.
**[04:40] Fu**
Nice to meet you—
**[04:41] Group**
Whoo!
**[04:42] Salami**
The game collab is with these whoopers!
**[04:44] Group**
Whoo!
**[04:45] Group**
Nice to meet you, Tokage-san!
***SIGN*** Juwa-chan
***SIGN*** Juwa-chan
***SIGN***
Solo entertainer popular for ultra-wacky
slapstick variety segments. Ugly-cute
Juwa-chan merch is hot amongst
grade schoolers.
**[04:46] Narrator**
Juwa-chan!
**[04:48] Narrator**
A solo entertainer popular for his
ultra-wacky slapstick variety segments!
**[04:52] Narrator**
Electric Eel Energy!
***SIGN*** Electric Eel Energy
***SIGN*** Electric Eel Energy
***SIGN*** Variety channel by a two-man unit. High-frequency,
high-quality videos guaranteed to split your sides.
The members are Daifuku Minister and Garden Eel.
**[04:53] Narrator**
A high-frequency, high-quality variety channel,
**[04:56] Narrator**
run by the duo of
Daifuku Minister and Garden Eel!
**[04:58] Tokage**
I try so hard to avoid people like them.
***SIGN*** Daifuku
**[05:03] Daifuku Minister**
Care for some daifuku?
**[05:04] Daifuku Minister**
Whoo!
**[05:06] Garden Eel**
Busting out the daifuku already?!
**[05:07] Group**
Tokage-san, let's have fun today!
**[05:09] Group**
Whoo!
**[05:10] Tokage**
Whoo...
**[05:12] Salami**
And for the cooking collab...
**[05:14] Cast Iron Ken**
Hey, there. I'm Cast Iron Ken.
***SIGN***
Culinary specialist
who lives by the motto,
"Everyday cooking should be
tasty, fun, and easy!"
***SIGN*** Cast Iron Ken
***SIGN*** Cast Iron Ken
**[05:16] Narrator**
Cast Iron Ken!
**[05:18] Narrator**
A culinary specialist who lives by the motto,
**[05:20] Narrator**
"Everyday cooking
should be tasty, fun, and easy!"
**[05:23] Ichiko**
I'm Ichiko from MayoPan!
**[05:25] Ichiko**
Um, your stuffed bell peppers
really blew my mind!
**[05:29] Cast Iron Ken**
They don't fall apart, right?
**[05:30] Cast Iron Ken**
You're amazing too, Ichiko-chan,
always making such huge portions.
**[05:34] Cast Iron Ken**
How long have you been cooking?
**[05:36] Ichiko**
About a hundred years!
**[05:37] Cast Iron Ken**
A hundred years?
**[05:39] Masaki**
Huh?
**[05:39] Masaki**
Live, where's your quiz collab
partner, Plumb Wrong Logic?
**[05:46] Plumb Wrong Logic**
Let's see, Pochi-san's comment...
**[05:48] Plumb Wrong Logic**
"The venue hall for today
looks quite run-down."
**[05:52] Plumb Wrong Logic**
"Plumb Wrong Logic-san,
are you worried about a leaky roof?"
**[05:55] Plumb Wrong Logic**
Well, it's true that run-down pipes
present a leaking risk,
**[05:58] Plumb Wrong Logic**
but since it's not raining—
***SIGN*** Plumb Wrong Logic
***SIGN*** Plumb Wrong Logic
***SIGN*** Construction streamer
who debates current affairs
while performing plumbing work
**[05:59] Narrator**
Plumb Wrong Logic!
**[06:01] Narrator**
A construction streamer who debates current
affairs while performing plumbing work!
**[06:05] Plumb Wrong Logic**
You see, not a lot of people know this, but...
**[06:07] Live**
Plumb Wrong Logic-san, nice to meet—
**[06:09] Plumb Wrong Logic**
Oh, Live-san, my collab partner.
**[06:10] Plumb Wrong Logic**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:12] Plumb Wrong Logic**
PVC pipes are made of
polyvinyl chloride, are they not?
**[06:13] Taromaru**
Everyone!
**[06:15] Taromaru**
We've got bottles of Mastamin Z
from our sponsor, AZO Pharma!
**[06:19] Salami**
Let's get pumped with heels for this show!
**[06:25] Yuki**
Vampires pretending to be
humans for an event...
**[06:28] Yuki**
I swear, they're such a handful!
**[06:30] Girl Mob 1**
What, seriously?!
**[06:32] Girl Mob 1**
Hey, look at this!
**[06:33] Girl Mob 1**
This online news article is wild!
**[06:35] Girl Mob 2**
Wait, that's Plumb Wrong Logic!
**[06:37] Pien**
Outlaw... Sidebrah...
**[06:46] Announcer**
Three! Two! One!
**[06:57] TSUMA-shi**
Yes, I do.
**[06:58] Group**
Yes, I do!
**[07:00] TSUMA-shi**
How do you do?
**[07:02] Group**
How do you do!
**[07:03] TSUMA-shi**
Hey, everyone! TSUMA-shi here!
**[07:07] TSUMA-shi**
Welcome to my TSUMA FES!
**[07:14] TSUMA-shi**
Without further ado, let's have
our participants take the stage!
**[07:17] TSUMA-shi**
First, introducing our two emcees!
**[07:21] TSUMA-shi**
F. Taromaru and Salami N. Cappuccino!
**[07:24] Taromaru**
Sponsored by AZO Pharma's Mastamin Z!
**[07:29] Salami**
Open it to be hit with the bubble fizz
of its strong carbonation!
**[07:32] Group**
Strong carbonation!
**[07:33] TSUMA-shi**
Next, the singer you all know and love, Shura!
**[07:34] Masaki**
*It's starting!*
**[07:35] Masaki**
*I'm so nervous!*
**[07:38] Masaki**
* But now that it's underway,*
* we just have to get through it!*
**[07:38] TSUMA-shi**
Let's keep 'em coming!
Ken, the culinary expert!
**[07:41] TSUMA-shi**
The construction streamer, Plumb Wrong Logic!
**[07:41] Masaki**
It's up to you now! Live! Ichiko! Fu! Tokage!
**[07:46] TSUMA-shi**
And now, the new, up-and-coming channel!
**[07:49] TSUMA-shi**
Mayonaka Punch!
**[07:53] Live**
Good morning from the dead of night!
**[07:55] Live**
Mayonaka Punch!
**[07:57] Live**
Let's have a blast today!
**[08:01] Yuki**
* I feel like a parent*
* watching their kid's school play!*
**[08:05] TSUMA-shi**
Now that we've wrapped up the intros...
**[08:08] TSUMA-shi**
TSUMA FES Extreme!
**[08:10] TSUMA-shi**
Bomber!
**[08:12] Group**
Bomber!
**[08:15] Taromaru**
TSUMA FES Extreme is finally underway!
**[08:18] Taromaru**
From here on out,
your emcees will be me, Taromaru...
**[08:22] Salami**
And me, Salamin!
**[08:24] Taromaru**
Our first segment is... the music collab!
**[08:26] Salami**
Sing along with mi sol la si do!
**[08:29] Taromaru**
But unfortunately, well...
**[08:31] Salami**
The Outside Kids are a no-show.
**[08:36] Salami**
I did the same thing
for a part-time job once.
**[08:40] Salami**
But this and that are different stories.
***SIGN*** Music Collab!!
***SIGN*** Music Collab!!
***SIGN*** ~Let's Sing Those Timeless Hits~
**[08:43] Salami**
Now then, here are Fu
and Shura in their first collab.
**[08:46] Salami**
Take it away.
**[09:02] Fu**
*S-Such intensity!*
**[09:05] Fu**
*Ah, I need to sing...*
**[09:17] Fu**
*Was the audience this big before?*
**[09:21] Fu**
*Huh?*
**[09:22] Fu**
*Huh? Where in the song are...*
**[09:28] Fu**
Huh?
**[09:29] Taromaru**
Okay!
**[09:29] Taromaru**
For our next collab...
***SIGN*** Game Collab!!
***SIGN*** Game Collab!!
***SIGN*** ~This Ball & Chain is Nothing!
Red Light, Green Light~
**[09:33] Taromaru**
A super-heavyweight game
of Red Light, Green Light!
**[09:36] Salami**
No life comes without shackles!
**[09:39] Masaki**
Ichiko, you're up soon, so go wait off stage!
**[09:42] Ichiko**
Roger!
**[09:42] Taromaru**
The winner will be the first person
who touches TSUMA-shi!
**[09:45] Garden Eel**
So heavy...
**[09:47] Salami**
All for me, one for me!
**[09:49] TSUMA-shi**
Okay, here we go!
**[09:51] TSUMA-shi**
Green light!
**[09:53] Taromaru**
None of the contestants are budging!
**[09:55] Taromaru**
A 30-kg weight is no joke!
**[09:55] Salami**
Tokage-san!
**[09:57] TSUMA-shi**
Red light!
**[10:00] TSUMA-shi**
Green light...
**[10:02] Salami**
Are you okay?
**[10:03] Tokage**
Those whooping frat boys are a bit much.
**[10:05] Group**
Hold it right there!
**[10:07] Taromaru**
C-C-C-Could those voices be...
**[10:09] Taromaru**
The Outside Kids, Outlaw and Sidebrah!
**[10:14] Fu**
What?!
**[10:17] Taromaru**
A last-minute entry
after ditching the music collab!
**[10:21] TSUMA-shi**
Green light, red light!
**[10:22] Group**
Stop!
**[10:23] TSUMA-shi**
Huh? Do we have more people?
**[10:25] TSUMA-shi**
Sure, why not?
**[10:26] TSUMA-shi**
Green light...
**[10:27] Taromaru**
The game goes on!
**[10:28] Salami**
And they don't have chains!
**[10:30] TSUMA-shi**
Red, red, red...
**[10:30] Outlaw**
*The two of us have always...*
**[10:32] Sidebrah**
*...gone outside what's common sense!*
**[10:34] Tokage**
Oh, snap!
**[10:39] TSUMA-shi**
Light!
**[10:41] Tokage**
I'm first!
**[10:43] Taromaru**
M-My word!
**[10:44] Taromaru**
With speed that defies common sense,
MayoPan's Tokage is first!
**[10:48] Tokage**
Number one!
**[10:49] Group**
Why did you use your powers?!
**[10:51] Outlaw**
Defying common sense?!
**[10:53] Sidebrah**
That's one hell of an understatement!
**[10:56] Group**
Tokage!
**[10:59] Group**
Love...
**[11:02] Salami**
Dearie me.
**[11:03] Taromaru**
The Outside Kids have suddenly made
confessions of love to Tokage!
**[11:08] Yuki**
So loud!
**[11:09] Pien**
She'll pay.
**[11:11] Yuki**
Huh?
**[11:13] Taromaru**
Okay, let's move on to the next segment.
***SIGN*** Judge
**[11:16] TSUMA-shi**
I want to eat something yummy!
**[11:19] Taromaru**
Cooking Collab:
***SIGN*** Cooking Collab!!
***SIGN*** Cooking Collab!!
***SIGN*** ~How Will This Combination Taste?~
**[11:20] Taromaru**
How Will This Combination Taste?
**[11:23] Salami**
Each chef will pick one card with a dish.
**[11:25] Salami**
Combine the two culinary creations to
complete an outrageously good meal.
**[11:31] Group**
This one!
***SIGN*** Mapo Tofu
**[11:32] Ichiko**
This is...
**[11:34] Group**
Okay!
**[11:35] Group**
Let's get cooking!
**[11:37] Taromaru**
Now, then, Ken's already
starting to prep his ingredients.
**[11:41] Taromaru**
How about Ichiko?
**[11:43] Taromaru**
She's deep in thought
while staring at the ingredients.
**[11:50] Taromaru**
Whoa! Where's Ichiko off to?!
**[11:53] Taromaru**
* Is MayoPan's Ichiko running*
* for her life off the stage?!*
**[11:56] Masaki**
What is she *doing?!*
**[12:00] Masaki**
Ichiko!
**[12:03] Masaki**
Where did you go?!
**[12:06] Masaki**
For the love of...
**[12:07] Ichiko**
I'm back!
**[12:09] Ichiko**
I was missing some ingredients,
so I went to buy them!
**[12:12] Masaki**
Hurry up and get back out there!
**[12:14] Taromaru**
Cast Iron Ken's working that wok like a pro!
**[12:17] Ichiko**
Sorry to keep you waiting!
**[12:18] Taromaru**
Oh, Ichiko has returned!
**[12:21] Taromaru**
Where have you been, Ichiko?
**[12:23] Masaki**
Sheesh.
**[12:24] Masaki**
I would have gone instead if she'd asked.
**[12:28] Masaki**
I'm back.
**[12:29] Live**
There you are, alien tacos!
**[12:33] Live**
Amigo!
**[12:34] Masaki**
Live?
**[12:36] Live**
I'll take care of you lot!
**[12:39] Masaki**
Huh?
**[12:42] Live**
A tortilla punch?!
**[12:45] Live**
Not-cho fast!
**[12:52] Masaki**
Don't tell me...
***SIGN***
Mastamin
Mastamin concentrate
Honey
Garlic
Garlic extract
Citric acid
***SIGN*** Vitamin B2
Royal jelly
Guarana extract
Caffeine
**[12:55] Taromaru**
Okay!
**[12:56] Taromaru**
Both chefs have completed their dish!
**[12:58] Taromaru**
First up, Cast Iron Ken!
**[13:02] Taromaru**
It's fried rice!
**[13:04] Taromaru**
Now that looks good!
**[13:05] Taromaru**
Let's see what Ichiko's whipped up!
**[13:08] Ichiko**
It might not have set yet, but...
**[13:10] Taromaru**
A perfect complement, mapo tofu—
**[13:12] Taromaru**
A-Almond tofu?!
**[13:14] Salami**
Almond tofu?!
***SIGN*** Milk
***SIGN*** Milk
***SIGN*** Milk
***SIGN*** Milk
**[13:17] Ichiko**
There wasn't any milk!
**[13:19] Taromaru**
Sorry, but your dish was mapo tofu!
**[13:22] Ichiko**
What?!
**[13:26] Fu**
I bombed the song,
and Tokage-san stole my faves.
**[13:30] Tokage**
I've been instilled with fear and trauma.
**[13:32] Ichiko**
I misread the kanji and made the wrong dish.
**[13:35] Tokage**
You're fine! The crowd loved it!
**[13:37] Ichiko**
Mapo... Mapo...
**[13:38] Staff 2**
*Live-san from MayoPan!*
**[13:40] Staff 2**
* It's time for your performance,*
* so please come right away!*
**[13:43] Masaki**
No choice now.
**[13:45] Masaki**
Live, let's go!
**[13:48] Taromaru**
Time for the quiz collab!
***SIGN*** Yukichi Survivor
Reia
***SIGN*** Plumb Wrong Logic
***SIGN*** Live
***SIGN*** Quiz Collab!!
***SIGN*** Quiz Collab!!
***SIGN*** ~Lightning Fast! 100-Question Quiz in 10 Minutes~
**[13:50] Salami**
A hundred questions in ten minutes
to make the emcees cry!
**[13:53] Salami**
Six seconds per question? No way!
**[13:56] Taromaru**
Plumb Wrong Logic-san,
how are you feeling about this quiz?
**[14:00] Taromaru**
Plumb Wrong Logic-san?
**[14:02] Taromaru**
Oh, looks like he's clammed up from nerves.
**[14:04] Masaki**
Put away those wings.
**[14:04] Taromaru**
Why don't we just say he's all fired up?
**[14:07] Masaki**
Don't fly. Promise me you won't fly.
**[14:10] Taromaru**
Okay, it's just about time we get started...
**[14:13] Masaki**
All right, then go on!
**[14:15] Taromaru**
Oh, here's Live-san from MayoPan!
**[14:19] Live**
Hi-yah!
**[14:20] Group**
That moron!
**[14:21] Group**
She's flying?!
**[14:25] Taromaru**
M-MayoPan's Live, with an explosive entrance!
**[14:29] Taromaru**
Time to start our lightning-fast quiz!
**[14:32] Masaki**
*Don't fly, don't fly, don't fly!*
**[14:33] Masaki**
*Don't you fly again!*
**[14:34] Masaki**
* If you get kicked out, there goes*
* our last chance to make a comeback!*
**[14:37] Masaki**
*What do I do?!*
**[14:39] Taromaru**
Okay, question number one!
**[14:41] Taromaru**
Known as the "abalone of the fields,"
what's TSUMA-shi's favorite vegetable?
**[14:45] Taromaru**
Go ahead, Plumb Wrong Logic-san.
**[14:47] Plumb Wrong Logic**
I sincerely apologize for my actions!
**[14:49] Taromaru**
Too bad.
**[14:50] Taromaru**
TSUMA-shi's favorite vegetable is
zha cai, not an apology!
**[14:53] Salami**
Taro-chan, look.
**[14:55] Taromaru**
Hm?
***SIGN*** Top > NewTuber Roundup > NewTuber Scandals
***SIGN*** Affair Uncovered!!
***SIGN*** Plumb Wrong Logic, NewTuber With Over
1.6 Million Subscribers, Found Cheating
**[14:56] Taromaru**
An apology *was* the right answer!
**[14:58] Plumb Wrong Logic**
I truly have nothing to say for myself!
**[15:00] Crowd 1**
Get out!
**[15:02] Crowd 2**
Don't ruin this event!
**[15:04] Masaki**
*What a mess.*
**[15:06] Masaki**
*Live, just get through this somehow!*
**[15:12] Masaki**
*Not good!*
**[15:13] Masaki**
*She's gonna float up!*
**[15:15] Staff 3**
The Plumb-san news is real, huh?
**[15:17] Staff 4**
What does this mean for the quiz collab?
**[15:21] Masaki**
*That's it!*
**[15:22] Masaki**
Let me borrow that!
**[15:24] Staff 3**
What? H-Hey!
**[15:26] Masaki**
Here.
**[15:27] Ichiko**
What's that?
**[15:29] Masaki**
Hang this rope down from the ceiling!
**[15:31] Ichiko**
Hang down? Ceiling?
**[15:33] Masaki**
Don't talk back! Just do it!
**[15:34] Tokage**
Okay, Ichiko, let's go.
**[15:36] Ichiko**
Okay.
**[15:37] Masaki**
Fu, you'll turn into a bat and get behind Live,
**[15:40] Masaki**
hook the rope onto her,
**[15:42] Masaki**
and then hold her down so she doesn't fly up.
**[15:44] Fu**
What?!
**[15:45] Masaki**
Pull her down from below
so she doesn't fly away,
**[15:47] Masaki**
and even if she does,
we can explain it away with the rope!
**[15:50] Fu**
Th-That's absurd!
**[15:51] Masaki**
Okay, bat time!
**[15:52] Fu**
What?
**[15:55] Plumb Wrong Logic**
I'm really, truly sorry for what I've done!
**[15:59] Masaki**
Now!
**[16:09] Masaki**
All right!
**[16:10] Masaki**
Now we should be fine either way!
**[16:13] Taromaru**
Ten minutes have passed!
**[16:15] Taromaru**
Time's up!
**[16:17] Salami**
We'll have to save the other ninety-nine
questions for some other day!
**[16:19] Masaki**
No way!
**[16:20] Masaki**
Our comeback chance!
**[16:23] Ichiko**
Milk *does* get rid of garlic odor, but...
**[16:26] Ichiko**
we're talking almond tofu fried rice here!
**[16:28] Masaki**
Anything's worth a shot at this point.
**[16:34] Live**
The almond tofu and fried rice
are happily having an affair.
**[16:37] Live**
That's the dream I had.
**[16:43] Masaki**
Yes?
**[16:45] TSUMA-shi**
Sorry to intrude.
**[16:46] Masaki**
TSUMA-shi-san?!
**[16:47] Masaki**
Um, I'm sorry for how Live acted earlier...
**[16:50] TSUMA-shi**
No, I should be the one apologizing!
**[16:53] TSUMA-shi**
So sorry about Plumb Wrong Logic!
**[16:55] TSUMA-shi**
He ruined Live's first time on stage!
**[16:57] Masaki**
TSUMA-shi-san! Don't—
**[16:58] TSUMA-shi**
Non!
**[17:01] TSUMA-shi**
I'll get the crowd fired up for part two!
**[17:03] TSUMA-shi**
Let's make it an extremely great time together!
**[17:07] Masaki**
Yes!
**[17:08] TSUMA-shi**
See you!
**[17:14] Live**
Masaki?
**[17:15] Masaki**
TSUMA-shi-san's doing so much for us,
**[17:18] Masaki**
but we haven't managed to do anything!
**[17:20] Masaki**
We can't go back like this!
**[17:22] Masaki**
Not on my watch!
**[17:24] Masaki**
We'll make sure our song
as MayoPan is a success!
**[17:30] Masaki**
Let's make it a stellar performance!
**[17:34] Masaki**
Go, MayoPan!
**[17:36] Group**
Yeah!
**[17:38] Crowd 1**
Huh, what?
**[17:39] Crowd 2**
A blackout?
**[17:40] TSUMA-shi**
Sorry, everyone!
**[17:41] TSUMA-shi**
Looks like we lost power!
**[17:44] TSUMA-shi**
We're looking into what caused it,
so be patient for a little longer!
**[17:48] Group**
Okay!
**[17:48] Garden Eel**
Why'd the power go out?
**[17:49] Daifuku Minister**
My house lost power once from a water leak.
**[17:52] Daifuku Minister**
The pipes rusted away.
**[17:55] Masaki**
We might be able to fix the blackout.
**[17:57] Live**
What?
**[17:57] Masaki**
I'll go take care of it!
**[17:59] Live**
But how?
**[18:00] TSUMA-shi**
Be careful in the dark
or you could hurt yourself!
**[18:09] Masaki**
Don't you want to redeem your reputation?
**[18:12] Group**
That's asking for a lot!
**[18:14] Live**
It's fine, it's fine!
**[18:15] Live**
The least we can do is try!
**[18:18] Plumb Wrong Logic**
A short circuit?
**[18:20] Masaki**
That's right!
**[18:21] Masaki**
There might be a leak in this run-down venue!
**[18:25] Masaki**
I'm gonna make the crowd
hear their song, no matter what!
**[18:30] Masaki**
Look! There!
**[18:32] Plumb Wrong Logic**
That's not related to the power outage.
**[18:35] Masaki**
Why not?
**[18:35] Plumb Wrong Logic**
There's no circuitry near that leak.
**[18:38] Plumb Wrong Logic**
That's plumb wrong logic.
**[18:39] Masaki**
Screw you!
**[18:41] Masaki**
What now, then?!
**[18:42] Yuki**
Yukirinko knows who did it!
**[18:44] Masaki**
Huh?
**[18:46] Yuki**
Mastamin Z!
**[18:49] TSUMA-shi**
It's no use.
**[18:50] TSUMA-shi**
Let's call it off.
**[18:51] Group**
What?!
**[18:52] TSUMA-shi**
We can't keep the audience
waiting any longer.
**[18:55] Live**
TSUMA-shi-san!
**[18:57] Masaki**
Hey! There's no one here!
**[19:00] Yuki**
Whazzis?
**[19:01] Yuki**
Found a cute ribbon!
**[19:14] Masaki**
Under there?
**[19:14] Yuki**
Ribbon-san, are you trying
to rack up views, too?
**[19:19] Pien**
Are Outlaw and Sidebrah coming?
**[19:22] Live**
We'll sing!
**[19:23] TSUMA-shi**
You can't be serious!
**[19:25] TSUMA-shi**
There's no audio or lighting!
**[19:26] Live**
It's fine!
**[19:28] Live**
Our Masaki will figure it out!
**[19:30] Live**
Besides, even without a mic, I'm pretty loud.
**[19:34] Live**
We'll go ahead without mics!
**[19:36] Tokage**
And if it doesn't work out, we'll beg on our
knees, or stomachs, or whatever you want.
**[19:42] Tokage**
How 'bout it? Will you gamble on us?
**[19:44] Outlaw**
You said it, Tokage-nee-san!
**[19:50] TSUMA-shi**
Okay.
**[19:52] TSUMA-shi**
Let's give it a shot, then!
**[19:54] TSUMA-shi**
TSUMA FES Extreme...
**[19:56] TSUMA-shi**
Bomber!
**[19:58] Masaki**
Ow!
**[19:59] Masaki**
That hurts, damn it!
**[20:00] Pien**
Yes, this will mean it never happened.
**[20:03] Pien**
Even if it was scripted,
that confession is just too awful.
**[20:05] Masaki**
Hey, wait! That cable!
**[20:05] Pien**
I'll be the one to protect those two!
**[20:07] Masaki**
Hand it over already!
**[20:08] Taromaru**
Thank you all so, *so* much for your patience!
**[20:12] Salami**
I know it's still dark,
but we're starting the second half!
**[20:15] Taromaru**
First up on stage will be...
**[20:17] Group**
Mayonaka Punch!
**[20:28] Masaki**
Let go already!
**[20:30] Pien**
I won't let anyone get in the way of our love!
**[20:53] Yuki**
Keep it up! Keep it up!
**[20:54] Masaki**
Stop tripping and help me, you old fart!
**[20:56] Pien**
I'll be the one to save the two of them!
**[21:15] Masaki**
We've worked so hard preparing for today!
**[21:29] Masaki**
We need people like *you*
to hit the subscribe button,
**[21:33] Masaki**
so we've spent countless hours
coming up with ideas!
**[22:00] Masaki**
I swear...
**[22:02] Masaki**
I was the one who wanted to see it the most.
**[23:22] Masaki**
Huh?
**[23:25] Ichiko**
Today's event got us even closer
to one million subs!
**[23:27] Tokage**
Now I can finally upsize my beef bowls!
**[23:29] Ichiko**
That's right! You can even add an egg!
**[23:31] Tokage**
An egg?!
**[23:31] Ichiko**
With tonjiru on the side!
**[23:32] Tokage**
Tonjiru!
**[23:33] Group**
Next time: "Welcome.
This Is Your New Family Home!"
***SIGN*** Welcome. This Is Your New Family Home!
**[23:36] Ichiko**
Order up! One large, add an egg and tonjiru!
**[23:38] Tokage**
The big dream I've waited for!