E1 - Let’s End It Tonight
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[00:02] (Flashback) Junmum
Oh, thank you for stopping by.
[00:04] (Flashback) Junmum
Jun! The Jingujis from next door
are here to say hello!
[00:15] (Flashback) Jun
Nice to meet you.
[00:16] (Flashback) Jun
I'm Jun. Shirosaki Jun.
SIGN Love Is Indivisible by Twins
[01:50] (Flashback) Jun
Nice to meet you.
[01:52] (Flashback) Jun
I'm Jun. Shirosaki Jun.
[01:54] (Flashback) Rumi
Hello.
[01:55] Sign
Shirosaki
SIGN 1. "Let's End It Tonight"
[01:57] Rumi
I've made a lot of mistakes in life.
[02:00] Rumi
And the first mistake I made...
[02:02] Rumi
was falling for Jun.
[02:11] (Flashback) Jun
What's up, Rumi?
[02:12] (Flashback) Rumi
Whatcha reading?
[02:14] (Flashback) Jun
Lord of the Rings.
[02:16] (Flashback) Rumi
Any good?
[02:17] (Flashback) Jun
Yeah.
[02:21] Rumi
Jun was so cool.
[02:26] Rumi
Everything I ever wanted.
[02:29] (Flashback) All
Seven, eight, nine...
[02:36] (Flashback) Girl
Your turn, Rumi.
[02:38] (Flashback) Rumi
Oh, sorry!
[02:42] (Flashback) Rumi
You here, Jun?
[02:45] (Flashback) Naori
Welcome back.
[02:46] (Flashback) Rumi
Where's Mom?
[02:48] (Flashback) Naori
Out shopping.
[02:49] (Flashback) Rumi
Oh.
[02:50] (Flashback) Jun
The head moves down close to birth.
[02:52] (Flashback) Rumi
What are you reading?
[02:54] (Flashback) Naori
Want to join us?
[02:56] Sign
Human Anatomy
[02:57] (Flashback) Rumi
What? That looks scary.
[02:59] (Flashback) Naori
That's us, though.
[03:01] (Flashback) Rumi
Huh? How?
[03:03] (Flashback) Jun
Two echoes.
[03:04] (Flashback) Naori
Rumi and I were like this too, huh?
[03:07] (Flashback) Jun
Is that the umbilical cord?
[03:10] (Flashback) Naori
I guess we're more like apostles, maybe?
[03:14] (Flashback) Jun
Maybe you had two cords
because you're dizygotic.
[03:17] (Flashback) Naori
I don't think that matters.
[03:20] (Flashback) Naori
It's more about whether you
share the same placenta.
[03:23] (Flashback) Jun
Oh, I see.
[03:25] (Flashback) Rumi
What's "dizygotic"?
[03:27] (Flashback) Jun
Two egg cells were fertilized by
two different sperm cells at the same time.
[03:32] (Flashback) Rumi
Wow.
[03:32] (Flashback) Naori
You should know this. It's what we are.
[03:35] (Flashback) Jun
Monozygotic twins share
most of the same genes,
[03:39] (Flashback) Jun
but dizygotic twins only
share about 50 percent.
[03:42] (Flashback) Naori
Monozygotic twins are "identical,"
[03:45] (Flashback) Naori
whereas fraternal twins like us...
[03:47] (Flashback) Jun
...aren't that similar.
[03:49] Rumi
I admired Jun for how much he knew.
[03:50] Jun
I think you're plenty similar, though.
[03:53] (Flashback) Junmum
Let me go get him.
[03:55] (Flashback) Rumi
Oh, we haven't made plans or anything.
[03:58] (Flashback) Naori
We're here, so might as well.
[04:00] (Flashback) Junmum
That's right. Gotta get his nose
out of his books sometime.
[04:09] (Flashback) Rumi
I think she noticed.
[04:12] (Flashback) Naori
Yeah, but she can't be completely sure.
[04:17] (Flashback) Jun
What are you doing?
[04:21] (Flashback) Naori
What do you mean?
[04:22] (Flashback) Jun
What are you, changelings?
[04:24] (Flashback) Naori
Which one's the stock?
[04:26] (Flashback) Jun
Guess you could also be the twins
from The Shining. Anyway, what's up?
[04:30] (Flashback) Rumi
We came to invite you to hang out.
You've been ignoring us lately.
[04:34] (Flashback) Jun
Really?
[04:35] (Flashback) Rumi
Really.
[04:38] (Flashback) Jun
Gotcha. Let me grab my jacket.
[04:44] Rumi
Back when we were basically the same
height and had the same haircuts,
[04:47] Rumi
our mom and Jun were the only ones
who could tell Naori and me apart.
[04:52] Rumi
Even our dad got it wrong at times.
[04:58] (Flashback) Rumi
Whatcha reading now, Jun?
[05:00] (Flashback) Jun
Haruki Murakami.
[05:01] (Flashback) Rumi
Any good?
[05:03] (Flashback) Jun
Pretty good.
[05:04] (Flashback) Rumi
Yeah?
[05:05] (Flashback) Friend
Rumi-chan.
[05:08] (Flashback) Naori
Did you read Norwegian Wood?
[05:08] Friend
Huh? Rumi-chan?!
I thought you were Naori-chan.
[05:09] (Flashback) Jun
Huh? Y-Yeah, I guess.
[05:13] (Flashback) Naori
It was pretty lewd, yeah?
[05:15] (Flashback) Jun
Wh-Wha...
[05:20] Rumi
Jun hit it off more with Naori than me.
[05:24] Rumi
Actually, it was because he was
chasing after her, I think.
[05:30] (Flashback) Teacher
Okay, switch teams!
[05:33] (Flashback) Friend
You're so athletic, Rumi-chan.
[05:35] (Flashback) Rumi
I don't know about that.
[05:36] (Flashback) Girla
Say, Jinguji-san...
[05:38] (Flashback) Girla
Did your sister get on the
Furuse-san group's bad side?
[05:42] (Flashback) Rumi
I don't think Naori cares.
[05:44] (Flashback) Girla
Yeah, I guess she is like that.
[05:47] (Flashback) Girlb
That probably annoys
Furuse-san and them even more.
[05:52] (Flashback) Girla
Oh, forget we said anything!
[05:54] (Flashback) Girla
Sorry about that!
[05:56] Rumi
Naori always spoke her mind,
[06:00] Rumi
which some girls didn't appreciate.
[06:03] (Flashback) Chinatsu
Jinguji-san's not into this stuff, right?
[06:05] (Flashback) Girld
Probably can't stand it.
[06:07] (Flashback) Girlc
Let's go. She'll hate us
if we ask her to join.
[06:10] (Flashback) Naori
So stupid. What are they, five?
[06:13] Rumi
She acted like it didn't bother her,
but I think it got to her a fair bit.
[06:18] Rumi
I mean, it got to me,
[06:21] Rumi
and I was only a bystander.
[06:24] (Flashback) Rumi
I know it was probably Naori's fault,
[06:26] (Flashback) Rumi
but what you're doing is just nasty.
[06:28] (Flashback) Chinatsu
What are you even talking about? Let's go.
[06:31] (Flashback) Girlcd
Yeah, forget her.
[06:40] (Flashback) Girla
Big trouble, Jinguji-san!
[06:41] (Flashback) Girlb
Come quick!
[06:44] (Flashback) Jun
Go on, Naori.
[06:48] (Flashback) Naori
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
[06:51] (Flashback) Jun
Your turn, Furuse.
[06:54] (Flashback) Chinatsu
Sorry...
[06:55] (Flashback) Jun
We can't hear you.
[06:58] (Flashback) Chinatsu
I'm sorry.
[07:00] (Flashback) Jun
Rumi.
[07:04] (Flashback) Jun
Don't you have something to say to Rumi, too?
[07:11] (Flashback) Chinatsu
Sorry.
[07:12] (Flashback) Rumi
Uh...
[07:14] (Flashback) Rumi
I'm sorry, too.
[07:18] (Flashback) Jun
All right. It's up to you girls now.
[07:21] (Flashback) Chinatsu
Huh?
[07:22] Rumi
I thought, "Hey, play peacemaker
until things get less awkward."
[07:26] Rumi
"Man, that's just not fair."
[07:28] Rumi
"Quit playing the hero."
[07:30] Rumi
"I'll fall for you even more."
[07:40] Rumi
"I'll fall for you even more."
[07:43] Rumi
And that's when I fully realized that
I'd always been in love with Jun.
[07:51] (Flashback) Naori
If you're gonna read the Guin Saga or Berserk,
you need to start with Haggard's stuff.
[07:55] (Flashback) Jun
I did read She: A History of Adventure.
[07:57] (Flashback) Naori
Oh, you did?
[07:57] (Flashback) Naori
What'd you think?
[07:58] (Flashback) Jun
Parts of it felt really dated, but the
queen was a fascinating character.
[08:03] (Flashback) Toyoshige
What about Burroughs, then?
[08:05] (Flashback) Toyoshige
His works are even more problematic.
[08:06] Naori
Which one? Edgar or William?
[08:06] Rumi
By the time we were in middle school,
I was talking to Jun less.
[08:11] Rumi
I had started caring about appearances.
[08:15] Rumi
But Naori had no such issues.
[08:18] (Flashback) Adviser
Take ten!
[08:20] (Flashback) Girlballers
Yes, sir.
[08:21] Rumi
I spotted the two of them walking
home together countless times.
[08:25] Rumi
I wanted to spend time with him, too.
[08:29] Rumi
I wanted to talk to him more, too.
[08:31] Sign
Tournament Award
[08:43] Sign
Come with me to the convenience store.
[08:55] (Flashback) Rumi
I'm going to the convenience store.
Need anything?
[08:57] (Flashback) Naori
Hm... pudding!
[09:00] (Flashback) Rumi
Okay.
[09:10] (Flashback) Rumi
Man, this takes me back.
[09:15] (Flashback) Jun
What's up?
[09:17] (Flashback) Rumi
Come on, let's sit down for a bit.
[09:19] (Flashback) Jun
Sure.
[09:21] (Flashback) Rumi
Lately, Naori's been reading,
uh... Marquez? Marx?
[09:26] (Flashback) Rumi
Figured you should know.
[09:27] (Flashback) Jun
Which is it? They're totally different.
[09:30] (Flashback) Rumi
The title sounded kinda cool.
[09:33] (Flashback) Jun
Probably Marquez, then.
[09:35] (Flashback) Rumi
Huh... Any good?
[09:38] (Flashback) Jun
I've heard of him, but I haven't
read anything by him yet.
[09:41] (Flashback) Rumi
Oh, really?
[09:43] (Flashback) Jun
She was talking about how good Ellroy's
The Black Dahlia was the other day.
[09:47] (Flashback) Jun
Maybe I should check it out.
[09:54] (Flashback) Rumi
Say, Jun. Want to go out with me?
[10:00] (Flashback) Jun
Well, that came out of nowhere.
[10:04] Rumi
I wish I'd corrected him.
[10:07] Rumi
I wish I'd told him that
I'd loved him forever.
[10:15] (Flashback) Rumi
You know, we're third-years in April.
[10:17] (Flashback) Rumi
Don't you wanna experience dating
before we get into high school?
[10:21] (Flashback) Rumi
I know a buncha girls with
boyfriends now, so you know,
[10:25] (Flashback) Rumi
I figured we could, like,
give it a shot just to see?
[10:28] (Flashback) Rumi
I mean, I've known you forever.
I can trust you.
[10:32] (Flashback) Rumi
And I'm sure you'd be
comfortable with me, too.
[10:37] (Flashback) Rumi
Or am I not good enough?
[10:45] Rumi
It was awful.
[10:47] Rumi
I felt so pathetic that I was about to explode.
[10:51] Rumi
But Jun could always read between my lines.
[10:56] (Flashback) Jun
Really?
[10:58] (Flashback) Jun
Do you really want to go out with me, Rumi?
[11:03] (Flashback) Rumi
Yeah.
[11:05] (Flashback) Jun
Got it. Sure.
[11:08] Rumi
I wanted to scream,
but I just barely held it in.
[11:13] (Flashback) Rumi
Here's to good times.
[11:14] Rumi
I mean, my first love didn't
end in heartbreak!
[11:17] (Flashback) Naori
Wow, you're taken now.
[11:19] (Flashback) Naori
Grats.
[11:21] (Flashback) Rumi
Thanks, Naori.
[11:24] Rumi
First, the pride.
[11:26] Rumi
And then came the guilt.
[11:31] Rumi
But as we spent time as a couple,
the guilt began to fade away.
[11:36] Rumi
We were a cheery, sporty girl
and the smartest guy in school.
[11:41] Rumi
A good match, if I do say so myself.
[12:04] Rumi
We were boyfriend and girlfriend.
[12:07] Rumi
The sound of that put me on cloud nine.
[12:30] (Flashback) Rumi
Jun.
[12:42] (Flashback) Rumi
Not here.
[12:44] (Flashback) Jun
Nobody comes here.
[12:51] (Flashback) Jun
Hey, Rumi, why are we keeping this a secret?
[12:55] Sign
The Spy
Who Came
in from
the Snow
[12:55] (Flashback) Rumi
Is there a need to tell people?
[12:58] (Flashback) Rumi
And having a secret
relationship is more fun.
[13:01] (Flashback) Jun
I get it.
[13:02] (Flashback) Rumi
I was so scared someone would see us!
[13:06] (Flashback) Naori
Just how horny are you guys?
[13:09] (Flashback) Rumi
You messing with me?
[13:10] (Flashback) Naori
Not at all. Ah, to be young and in love.
[13:14] Rumi
I told Jun to keep it a secret,
[13:16] Rumi
but at some point, I'd started
talking to Naori about us.
[13:19] Rumi
Here I was, both wanting
to talk about it and not.
[13:23] Rumi
And there was Naori, both wanting
to hear about it and not.
[13:27] Sign
The Spy
Who Came
in from
the Snow
[13:28] Rumi
But, Naori, you have nobody
to blame but yourself.
[13:31] Rumi
You're the one who wasted all that
time not making yourself clear.
[13:42] Sign
Come with me to the convenience store.
[13:44] Rumi
I played dirty. I have no right
to call myself her older sister.
[13:49] Rumi
I'm a terrible sister.
[13:52] Rumi
Jun, let's end it tonight.
[13:58] Rumi
I'm breaking up with you.
[14:00] Jun
Why? Where's this coming from?
[14:05] Rumi
Sorry for just dumping this on you.
[14:08] Rumi
But don't worry.
[14:10] Rumi
It's not you, it's me.
[14:14] Rumi
Thanks for everything. I had lots of fun.
[14:21] Sign
Shirosaki
[14:22] (Flashback) Rumi
Hello.
[14:25] Naori
I am a terribly ugly human being.
[14:34] (Flashback) Chinatsu
What is this?
[14:36] (Flashback) Chinatsu
Must be a dirty book.
[14:38] (Flashback) Naori
Give it back.
[14:39] (Flashback) Chinatsu
You're such a perv, Jinguji-san.
[14:42] (Flashback) Naori
No, you're just stupid.
[14:45] (Flashback) Naori
You mock the things you can't comprehend
and bask in your superiority complex.
[14:49] (Flashback) Naori
It's the height of folly.
[14:53] (Flashback) Naori
I get wanting to play the
child for as long as you can,
[14:56] (Flashback) Naori
but maybe stop to think about
the consequences for once.
[15:00] (Flashback) Naori
Try reading Lord of the Flies, maybe?
[15:02] (Flashback) Chinatsu
Huh? What's that supposed to mean?
[15:05] (Flashback) Chinatsu
Are you calling me a fly?
[15:07] (Flashback) Naori
Saw that coming.
[15:09] (Flashback) Chinatsu
You think this is funny?!
[15:11] Naori
An easily wounded self-esteem,
an exaggerated sense of shame,
[15:16] Naori
an extensive reading far beyond my years,
[15:22] Naori
and an unquenchable thirst for knowledge
made me the same as Li Zheng the Tiger Poet.
[15:32] (Flashback) Boya
Your sister is crazy.
[15:34] (Flashback) Boyb
She's a loner, and she loves it.
[15:41] (Flashback) Boya
Don't ignore us!
[15:45] (Flashback) Naori
Datura.
[15:47] Naori
I was an aloof tiger,
and that was fine by me.
[15:51] Naori
"I have no interest in
ordinary humans," I said.
[15:54] Naori
But...
[15:56] (Flashback) Jun
Naori.
[15:58] (Flashback) Jun
Go on, Naori.
[16:02] (Flashback) Naori
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
[16:05] (Flashback) Jun
Your turn, Furuse.
[16:06] Chinatsu
Sorry...
[16:06] Naori
But Jun-kun brought me back down to Earth.
[16:11] Naori
He taught me the value of living
a life grounded in reality.
[16:16] Naori
What a jerk.
[16:18] Naori
A complete asshole.
[16:24] (Flashback) Naori
Hi, fellow students. I see you're at it.
[16:27] (Flashback) Toyoshige
What kinda greeting is that?
[16:28] (Flashback) Naori
How'd you do?
[16:29] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Whoa, back off!
[16:31] (Flashback) Toyoshige
My personal space is
bigger than most people!
[16:34] (Flashback) Naori
Yeah, yeah.
[16:35] (Flashback) Naori
Here's mine.
[16:36] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Damn it! Jinguji Naori
is an absolute monster!
[16:40] (Flashback) Naori
I was this close to beating you.
[16:43] (Flashback) Jun
Hey, I spend hours studying every day.
[16:45] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Listen, Jinguji...
[16:46] (Flashback) Toyoshige
You're gonna have a hard time
if you don't change.
[16:49] (Flashback) Naori
Change what?
[16:50] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Men don't take kindly to women
who are better than them.
[16:54] (Flashback) Naori
Machismo, in this day and age?
[16:58] (Flashback) Naori
Well, I'm not gonna fall for
anybody who isn't better than me.
[17:02] (Flashback) Naori
Old-fashioned neanderthals might
as well not exist in my eyes.
[17:05] (Flashback) Jun
Naori.
[17:07] (Flashback) Naori
Live long and prosper.
[17:08] (Flashback) Toyoshige
You seeing this?
[17:11] (Flashback) Naori
Oh, Onee-chan!
[17:14] Naori
I'd known for a long time that my sister
was in love with Jun-kun.
[17:18] Naori
Which is why I could never
tell him how I felt.
[17:22] Naori
Because if I did, we'd lose what we had.
[17:26] Naori
Keeping things undefined and
comfy was important to me.
[17:30] Naori
But...
[17:31] (Flashback) Rumi
And Naori, you should
double-check your answers.
[17:34] (Flashback) Toyoshige
You don't? That's elementary.
[17:36] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Hell, it should be obvious.
[17:38] (Flashback) Naori
But that's no fun.
[17:40] (Flashback) Naori
I'd be number one in a heartbeat
if I actually tried.
[17:44] (Flashback) Naori
Finishing up before anyone else
and getting top grades
[17:47] (Flashback) Naori
without double-checking
sounds so much more fun.
[17:50] (Flashback) Naori
I'm speedrunning.
[17:52] (Flashback) Toyoshige
Damn it! Jinguji Naori
is an absolute monster!
[17:54] Naori
You did that one already.
[17:55] (Flashback) Jun
Seriously?
[17:58] (Flashback) Naori
Seriously.
[18:00] Naori
That was the bet I'd made myself. A gamble.
[18:03] Naori
I'll finish first and be first.
[18:07] Naori
I'll know that luck and skill
have smiled upon me.
[18:11] Naori
Only then will I reveal my feelings.
[18:16] (Flashback) Naori
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
[18:18] (Flashback) Jun
Quit blaming God for your exam results.
[18:21] (Flashback) Naori
But this timeline makes no sense.
[18:24] (Flashback) Naori
My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?!
[18:29] (Flashback) Jun
We all know by now that you're smart.
[18:33] (Flashback) Jun
Now you just need to avoid
all those weird routines.
[18:36] Naori
I knew. These were all excuses.
[18:39] Naori
I was making all those excuses
to put things off.
[18:43] Naori
All in all, I was nothing but a coward.
[18:49] (Flashback) Jun
May the Force be with you.
[18:51] (Flashback) Jun
I prefer the Japanese translation
of "Riryoku," though.
[18:55] (Flashback) Rumi
Jun and I are dating now.
[19:00] (Flashback) Naori
For real?
[19:01] (Flashback) Naori
I'm happy for you, Onee-chan!
[19:03] (Flashback) Rumi
Yeah. I can't believe it actually happened.
[19:08] (Flashback) Naori
What are you saying?
You're perfect for each other.
[19:12] (Flashback) Rumi
Thanks. I'm happy to hear that from you.
[19:16] (Flashback) Naori
I got you.
[19:17] (Flashback) Naori
I'll do all I can to help
with your covert ops.
[19:20] (Flashback) Rumi
"Covert ops"?
[19:21] (Flashback) Naori
You're gonna need them now.
[19:25] (Flashback) Naori
Alibis, cover stories, and all that jazz.
[19:28] (Flashback) Rumi
What are you even thinking of?
[19:30] (Flashback) Naori
Come on, it's obvious.
[19:32] (Flashback) Naori
Go on and contact him.
[19:37] (Flashback) Naori
My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?
[19:57] (Flashback) Rumi
Whoa, this is really short.
[19:58] (Flashback) Naori
Right? Makes it easy to peek up.
[20:03] (Flashback) Naori
Oh, but it might be perfect
if you want him to see.
[20:06] (Flashback) Naori
Don't show off too much, though,
or it's gonna weird him out.
[20:10] (Flashback) Rumi
Stop being a sleaze.
[20:13] (Flashback) Naori
Excuse me for being such a slimy sleazeball.
[20:15] (Flashback) Rumi
Hey, this is a little loose.
[20:17] (Flashback) Naori
Way to piss me off.
[20:18] (Flashback) Naori
How about the blouse being
a little loose too?
[20:20] (Flashback) Rumi
Pisses me off.
[20:22] (Flashback) Naori
Where are you going tomorrow?
[20:23] (Flashback) Rumi
Kasai Marine Park.
[20:24] (Flashback) Naori
Huh. Are you even interested in fish?
Other than as food, I mean.
[20:31] (Flashback) Rumi
Phrasing.
[20:32] (Flashback) Rumi
Well, he did accompany me to something
I wanted to see last time.
[20:36] (Flashback) Naori
Incredible! Liberté, égalité, fraternité!
[20:42] (Flashback) Rumi
Okay.
[20:43] (Flashback) Rumi
Thanks, Naori. I'll make do
with what I have for the rest.
[20:48] Naori
I wonder what Onee-chan
and Jun-kun talk about.
[20:53] Naori
Jun-kun, an encyclopedia in human form,
[20:56] Naori
and Onee-chan, who lives in the moment.
[20:59] Naori
I'll never know what goes on
in their own special time.
[21:04] Rumi
I'm going to the convenience store.
Need anything?
[21:06] Naori
Hm... pudding!
[21:08] Rumi
Okay.
[21:16] Naori
Really?
[21:17] Rumi
Yeah.
[21:18] Naori
But why?
[21:20] Rumi
Hm, I dunno.
[21:22] Rumi
It's not that I dislike him now,
but I figured it was time.
[21:27] Naori
What did Jun-kun say?
[21:28] Rumi
He had no idea why.
[21:30] Naori
Figures. But...
[21:31] Rumi
I bulldozed through.
[21:33] Rumi
I begged him to break up with me.
[21:36] Rumi
I forced him to accept it.
[21:39] Rumi
I had so much fun, though.
[21:42] Rumi
We made lots of great memories and stuff.
[21:45] Rumi
Thank you too, Naori.
[21:47] Naori
Why thank me? You're not making any sense.
[21:51] Rumi
For not saying anything
about Jun and me going out.
[22:00] Naori
This is so stupid.
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