E1 - Let’s End It Tonight Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] (Flashback) Junmum     Oh, thank you for stopping by. [00:04] (Flashback) Junmum     Jun! The Jingujis from next door     are here to say hello! [00:15] (Flashback) Jun     Nice to meet you. [00:16] (Flashback) Jun     I'm Jun. Shirosaki Jun. SIGN    Love Is Indivisible by Twins [01:50] (Flashback) Jun     Nice to meet you. [01:52] (Flashback) Jun     I'm Jun. Shirosaki Jun. [01:54] (Flashback) Rumi     Hello. [01:55] Sign     Shirosaki SIGN    1. "Let's End It Tonight" [01:57] Rumi     I've made a lot of mistakes in life. [02:00] Rumi     And the first mistake I made... [02:02] Rumi     was falling for Jun. [02:11] (Flashback) Jun     What's up, Rumi? [02:12] (Flashback) Rumi     Whatcha reading? [02:14] (Flashback) Jun     Lord of the Rings. [02:16] (Flashback) Rumi     Any good? [02:17] (Flashback) Jun     Yeah. [02:21] Rumi     Jun was so cool. [02:26] Rumi     Everything I ever wanted. [02:29] (Flashback) All     Seven, eight, nine... [02:36] (Flashback) Girl     Your turn, Rumi. [02:38] (Flashback) Rumi     Oh, sorry! [02:42] (Flashback) Rumi     You here, Jun? [02:45] (Flashback) Naori     Welcome back. [02:46] (Flashback) Rumi     Where's Mom? [02:48] (Flashback) Naori     Out shopping. [02:49] (Flashback) Rumi     Oh. [02:50] (Flashback) Jun     The head moves down close to birth. [02:52] (Flashback) Rumi     What are you reading? [02:54] (Flashback) Naori     Want to join us? [02:56] Sign     Human Anatomy [02:57] (Flashback) Rumi     What? That looks scary. [02:59] (Flashback) Naori     That's us, though. [03:01] (Flashback) Rumi     Huh? How? [03:03] (Flashback) Jun     Two echoes. [03:04] (Flashback) Naori     Rumi and I were like this too, huh? [03:07] (Flashback) Jun     Is that the umbilical cord? [03:10] (Flashback) Naori     I guess we're more like apostles, maybe? [03:14] (Flashback) Jun     Maybe you had two cords     because you're dizygotic. [03:17] (Flashback) Naori     I don't think that matters. [03:20] (Flashback) Naori     It's more about whether you     share the same placenta. [03:23] (Flashback) Jun     Oh, I see. [03:25] (Flashback) Rumi     What's "dizygotic"? [03:27] (Flashback) Jun     Two egg cells were fertilized by      two different sperm cells at the same time. [03:32] (Flashback) Rumi     Wow. [03:32] (Flashback) Naori     You should know this. It's what we are. [03:35] (Flashback) Jun     Monozygotic twins share     most of the same genes, [03:39] (Flashback) Jun     but dizygotic twins only      share about 50 percent. [03:42] (Flashback) Naori     Monozygotic twins are "identical," [03:45] (Flashback) Naori     whereas fraternal twins like us... [03:47] (Flashback) Jun     ...aren't that similar. [03:49] Rumi     I admired Jun for how much he knew. [03:50] Jun     I think you're plenty similar, though. [03:53] (Flashback) Junmum     Let me go get him. [03:55] (Flashback) Rumi     Oh, we haven't made plans or anything. [03:58] (Flashback) Naori     We're here, so might as well. [04:00] (Flashback) Junmum     That's right. Gotta get his nose     out of his books sometime. [04:09] (Flashback) Rumi     I think she noticed. [04:12] (Flashback) Naori     Yeah, but she can't be completely sure. [04:17] (Flashback) Jun     What are you doing? [04:21] (Flashback) Naori     What do you mean? [04:22] (Flashback) Jun     What are you, changelings? [04:24] (Flashback) Naori     Which one's the stock? [04:26] (Flashback) Jun     Guess you could also be the twins      from The Shining. Anyway, what's up? [04:30] (Flashback) Rumi     We came to invite you to hang out.     You've been ignoring us lately. [04:34] (Flashback) Jun     Really? [04:35] (Flashback) Rumi     Really. [04:38] (Flashback) Jun     Gotcha. Let me grab my jacket. [04:44] Rumi     Back when we were basically the same     height and had the same haircuts, [04:47] Rumi     our mom and Jun were the only ones     who could tell Naori and me apart. [04:52] Rumi     Even our dad got it wrong at times. [04:58] (Flashback) Rumi     Whatcha reading now, Jun? [05:00] (Flashback) Jun     Haruki Murakami. [05:01] (Flashback) Rumi     Any good? [05:03] (Flashback) Jun     Pretty good. [05:04] (Flashback) Rumi     Yeah? [05:05] (Flashback) Friend     Rumi-chan. [05:08] (Flashback) Naori     Did you read Norwegian Wood? [05:08] Friend     Huh? Rumi-chan?!     I thought you were Naori-chan. [05:09] (Flashback) Jun     Huh? Y-Yeah, I guess. [05:13] (Flashback) Naori     It was pretty lewd, yeah? [05:15] (Flashback) Jun     Wh-Wha... [05:20] Rumi     Jun hit it off more with Naori than me. [05:24] Rumi     Actually, it was because he was     chasing after her, I think. [05:30] (Flashback) Teacher     Okay, switch teams! [05:33] (Flashback) Friend     You're so athletic, Rumi-chan. [05:35] (Flashback) Rumi     I don't know about that. [05:36] (Flashback) Girla     Say, Jinguji-san... [05:38] (Flashback) Girla     Did your sister get on the     Furuse-san group's bad side? [05:42] (Flashback) Rumi     I don't think Naori cares. [05:44] (Flashback) Girla     Yeah, I guess she is like that. [05:47] (Flashback) Girlb     That probably annoys     Furuse-san and them even more. [05:52] (Flashback) Girla     Oh, forget we said anything! [05:54] (Flashback) Girla     Sorry about that! [05:56] Rumi     Naori always spoke her mind, [06:00] Rumi     which some girls didn't appreciate. [06:03] (Flashback) Chinatsu     Jinguji-san's not into this stuff, right? [06:05] (Flashback) Girld     Probably can't stand it. [06:07] (Flashback) Girlc     Let's go. She'll hate us     if we ask her to join. [06:10] (Flashback) Naori     So stupid. What are they, five? [06:13] Rumi     She acted like it didn't bother her,     but I think it got to her a fair bit. [06:18] Rumi     I mean, it got to me, [06:21] Rumi     and I was only a bystander. [06:24] (Flashback) Rumi     I know it was probably Naori's fault, [06:26] (Flashback) Rumi     but what you're doing is just nasty. [06:28] (Flashback) Chinatsu     What are you even talking about? Let's go. [06:31] (Flashback) Girlcd     Yeah, forget her. [06:40] (Flashback) Girla     Big trouble, Jinguji-san! [06:41] (Flashback) Girlb     Come quick! [06:44] (Flashback) Jun     Go on, Naori. [06:48] (Flashback) Naori     I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. [06:51] (Flashback) Jun     Your turn, Furuse. [06:54] (Flashback) Chinatsu     Sorry... [06:55] (Flashback) Jun     We can't hear you. [06:58] (Flashback) Chinatsu     I'm sorry. [07:00] (Flashback) Jun     Rumi. [07:04] (Flashback) Jun     Don't you have something to say to Rumi, too? [07:11] (Flashback) Chinatsu     Sorry. [07:12] (Flashback) Rumi     Uh... [07:14] (Flashback) Rumi     I'm sorry, too. [07:18] (Flashback) Jun     All right. It's up to you girls now. [07:21] (Flashback) Chinatsu     Huh? [07:22] Rumi     I thought, "Hey, play peacemaker     until things get less awkward." [07:26] Rumi     "Man, that's just not fair." [07:28] Rumi     "Quit playing the hero." [07:30] Rumi     "I'll fall for you even more." [07:40] Rumi     "I'll fall for you even more." [07:43] Rumi     And that's when I fully realized that     I'd always been in love with Jun. [07:51] (Flashback) Naori     If you're gonna read the Guin Saga or Berserk,      you need to start with Haggard's stuff. [07:55] (Flashback) Jun     I did read She: A History of Adventure. [07:57] (Flashback) Naori     Oh, you did? [07:57] (Flashback) Naori     What'd you think? [07:58] (Flashback) Jun     Parts of it felt really dated, but the     queen was a fascinating character. [08:03] (Flashback) Toyoshige     What about Burroughs, then? [08:05] (Flashback) Toyoshige     His works are even more problematic. [08:06] Naori     Which one? Edgar or William? [08:06] Rumi     By the time we were in middle school,     I was talking to Jun less. [08:11] Rumi     I had started caring about appearances. [08:15] Rumi     But Naori had no such issues. [08:18] (Flashback) Adviser     Take ten! [08:20] (Flashback) Girlballers     Yes, sir. [08:21] Rumi     I spotted the two of them walking     home together countless times. [08:25] Rumi     I wanted to spend time with him, too. [08:29] Rumi     I wanted to talk to him more, too. [08:31] Sign     Tournament Award [08:43] Sign     Come with me to the convenience store. [08:55] (Flashback) Rumi     I'm going to the convenience store.      Need anything? [08:57] (Flashback) Naori     Hm... pudding! [09:00] (Flashback) Rumi     Okay. [09:10] (Flashback) Rumi     Man, this takes me back. [09:15] (Flashback) Jun     What's up? [09:17] (Flashback) Rumi     Come on, let's sit down for a bit. [09:19] (Flashback) Jun     Sure. [09:21] (Flashback) Rumi     Lately, Naori's been reading,     uh... Marquez? Marx? [09:26] (Flashback) Rumi     Figured you should know. [09:27] (Flashback) Jun     Which is it? They're totally different. [09:30] (Flashback) Rumi     The title sounded kinda cool. [09:33] (Flashback) Jun     Probably Marquez, then. [09:35] (Flashback) Rumi     Huh... Any good? [09:38] (Flashback) Jun     I've heard of him, but I haven't     read anything by him yet. [09:41] (Flashback) Rumi     Oh, really? [09:43] (Flashback) Jun     She was talking about how good Ellroy's     The Black Dahlia was the other day. [09:47] (Flashback) Jun     Maybe I should check it out. [09:54] (Flashback) Rumi     Say, Jun. Want to go out with me? [10:00] (Flashback) Jun     Well, that came out of nowhere. [10:04] Rumi     I wish I'd corrected him. [10:07] Rumi     I wish I'd told him that     I'd loved him forever. [10:15] (Flashback) Rumi     You know, we're third-years in April. [10:17] (Flashback) Rumi     Don't you wanna experience dating     before we get into high school? [10:21] (Flashback) Rumi     I know a buncha girls with     boyfriends now, so you know, [10:25] (Flashback) Rumi     I figured we could, like,     give it a shot just to see? [10:28] (Flashback) Rumi     I mean, I've known you forever.     I can trust you. [10:32] (Flashback) Rumi     And I'm sure you'd be     comfortable with me, too. [10:37] (Flashback) Rumi     Or am I not good enough? [10:45] Rumi     It was awful. [10:47] Rumi     I felt so pathetic that I was about to explode. [10:51] Rumi     But Jun could always read between my lines. [10:56] (Flashback) Jun     Really? [10:58] (Flashback) Jun     Do you really want to go out with me, Rumi? [11:03] (Flashback) Rumi     Yeah. [11:05] (Flashback) Jun     Got it. Sure. [11:08] Rumi     I wanted to scream,     but I just barely held it in. [11:13] (Flashback) Rumi     Here's to good times. [11:14] Rumi     I mean, my first love didn't     end in heartbreak! [11:17] (Flashback) Naori     Wow, you're taken now. [11:19] (Flashback) Naori     Grats. [11:21] (Flashback) Rumi     Thanks, Naori. [11:24] Rumi     First, the pride. [11:26] Rumi     And then came the guilt. [11:31] Rumi     But as we spent time as a couple,     the guilt began to fade away. [11:36] Rumi     We were a cheery, sporty girl     and the smartest guy in school. [11:41] Rumi     A good match, if I do say so myself. [12:04] Rumi     We were boyfriend and girlfriend. [12:07] Rumi     The sound of that put me on cloud nine. [12:30] (Flashback) Rumi     Jun. [12:42] (Flashback) Rumi     Not here. [12:44] (Flashback) Jun     Nobody comes here. [12:51] (Flashback) Jun     Hey, Rumi, why are we keeping this a secret? [12:55] Sign     The Spy     Who Came     in from     the Snow [12:55] (Flashback) Rumi     Is there a need to tell people? [12:58] (Flashback) Rumi     And having a secret     relationship is more fun. [13:01] (Flashback) Jun     I get it. [13:02] (Flashback) Rumi     I was so scared someone would see us! [13:06] (Flashback) Naori     Just how horny are you guys? [13:09] (Flashback) Rumi     You messing with me? [13:10] (Flashback) Naori     Not at all. Ah, to be young and in love. [13:14] Rumi     I told Jun to keep it a secret, [13:16] Rumi     but at some point, I'd started     talking to Naori about us. [13:19] Rumi     Here I was, both wanting     to talk about it and not. [13:23] Rumi     And there was Naori, both wanting     to hear about it and not. [13:27] Sign     The Spy     Who Came     in from     the Snow [13:28] Rumi     But, Naori, you have nobody     to blame but yourself. [13:31] Rumi     You're the one who wasted all that     time not making yourself clear. [13:42] Sign     Come with me to the convenience store. [13:44] Rumi     I played dirty. I have no right     to call myself her older sister. [13:49] Rumi     I'm a terrible sister. [13:52] Rumi     Jun, let's end it tonight. [13:58] Rumi     I'm breaking up with you. [14:00] Jun     Why? Where's this coming from? [14:05] Rumi     Sorry for just dumping this on you. [14:08] Rumi     But don't worry. [14:10] Rumi     It's not you, it's me. [14:14] Rumi     Thanks for everything. I had lots of fun. [14:21] Sign     Shirosaki [14:22] (Flashback) Rumi     Hello. [14:25] Naori     I am a terribly ugly human being. [14:34] (Flashback) Chinatsu     What is this? [14:36] (Flashback) Chinatsu     Must be a dirty book. [14:38] (Flashback) Naori     Give it back. [14:39] (Flashback) Chinatsu     You're such a perv, Jinguji-san. [14:42] (Flashback) Naori     No, you're just stupid. [14:45] (Flashback) Naori     You mock the things you can't comprehend     and bask in your superiority complex. [14:49] (Flashback) Naori     It's the height of folly. [14:53] (Flashback) Naori     I get wanting to play the     child for as long as you can, [14:56] (Flashback) Naori     but maybe stop to think about     the consequences for once. [15:00] (Flashback) Naori     Try reading Lord of the Flies, maybe? [15:02] (Flashback) Chinatsu     Huh? What's that supposed to mean? [15:05] (Flashback) Chinatsu     Are you calling me a fly? [15:07] (Flashback) Naori     Saw that coming. [15:09] (Flashback) Chinatsu     You think this is funny?! [15:11] Naori     An easily wounded self-esteem,     an exaggerated sense of shame, [15:16] Naori     an extensive reading far beyond my years, [15:22] Naori     and an unquenchable thirst for knowledge     made me the same as Li Zheng the Tiger Poet. [15:32] (Flashback) Boya     Your sister is crazy. [15:34] (Flashback) Boyb     She's a loner, and she loves it. [15:41] (Flashback) Boya     Don't ignore us! [15:45] (Flashback) Naori     Datura. [15:47] Naori     I was an aloof tiger,     and that was fine by me. [15:51] Naori     "I have no interest in     ordinary humans," I said. [15:54] Naori     But... [15:56] (Flashback) Jun     Naori. [15:58] (Flashback) Jun     Go on, Naori. [16:02] (Flashback) Naori     I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. [16:05] (Flashback) Jun     Your turn, Furuse. [16:06] Chinatsu     Sorry... [16:06] Naori     But Jun-kun brought me back down to Earth. [16:11] Naori     He taught me the value of living     a life grounded in reality. [16:16] Naori     What a jerk. [16:18] Naori     A complete asshole. [16:24] (Flashback) Naori     Hi, fellow students. I see you're at it. [16:27] (Flashback) Toyoshige     What kinda greeting is that? [16:28] (Flashback) Naori     How'd you do? [16:29] (Flashback) Toyoshige     Whoa, back off! [16:31] (Flashback) Toyoshige     My personal space is     bigger than most people! [16:34] (Flashback) Naori     Yeah, yeah. [16:35] (Flashback) Naori     Here's mine. [16:36] (Flashback) Toyoshige     Damn it! Jinguji Naori     is an absolute monster! [16:40] (Flashback) Naori     I was this close to beating you. [16:43] (Flashback) Jun     Hey, I spend hours studying every day. [16:45] (Flashback) Toyoshige     Listen, Jinguji... [16:46] (Flashback) Toyoshige     You're gonna have a hard time      if you don't change. [16:49] (Flashback) Naori     Change what? [16:50] (Flashback) Toyoshige     Men don't take kindly to women     who are better than them. [16:54] (Flashback) Naori     Machismo, in this day and age? [16:58] (Flashback) Naori     Well, I'm not gonna fall for     anybody who isn't better than me. [17:02] (Flashback) Naori     Old-fashioned neanderthals might     as well not exist in my eyes. [17:05] (Flashback) Jun     Naori. [17:07] (Flashback) Naori     Live long and prosper. [17:08] (Flashback) Toyoshige     You seeing this? [17:11] (Flashback) Naori     Oh, Onee-chan! [17:14] Naori     I'd known for a long time that my sister     was in love with Jun-kun. [17:18] Naori     Which is why I could never     tell him how I felt. [17:22] Naori     Because if I did, we'd lose what we had. [17:26] Naori     Keeping things undefined and     comfy was important to me. [17:30] Naori     But... [17:31] (Flashback) Rumi     And Naori, you should     double-check your answers. [17:34] (Flashback) Toyoshige     You don't? That's elementary. [17:36] (Flashback) Toyoshige     Hell, it should be obvious. [17:38] (Flashback) Naori     But that's no fun. [17:40] (Flashback) Naori     I'd be number one in a heartbeat     if I actually tried. [17:44] (Flashback) Naori     Finishing up before anyone else      and getting top grades [17:47] (Flashback) Naori     without double-checking      sounds so much more fun. [17:50] (Flashback) Naori     I'm speedrunning. [17:52] (Flashback) Toyoshige     Damn it! Jinguji Naori     is an absolute monster! [17:54] Naori     You did that one already. [17:55] (Flashback) Jun     Seriously? [17:58] (Flashback) Naori     Seriously. [18:00] Naori     That was the bet I'd made myself. A gamble. [18:03] Naori     I'll finish first and be first. [18:07] Naori     I'll know that luck and skill     have smiled upon me. [18:11] Naori     Only then will I reveal my feelings. [18:16] (Flashback) Naori     Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? [18:18] (Flashback) Jun     Quit blaming God for your exam results. [18:21] (Flashback) Naori     But this timeline makes no sense. [18:24] (Flashback) Naori     My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?! [18:29] (Flashback) Jun     We all know by now that you're smart. [18:33] (Flashback) Jun     Now you just need to avoid     all those weird routines. [18:36] Naori     I knew. These were all excuses. [18:39] Naori     I was making all those excuses     to put things off. [18:43] Naori     All in all, I was nothing but a coward. [18:49] (Flashback) Jun     May the Force be with you. [18:51] (Flashback) Jun     I prefer the Japanese translation     of "Riryoku," though. [18:55] (Flashback) Rumi     Jun and I are dating now. [19:00] (Flashback) Naori     For real? [19:01] (Flashback) Naori     I'm happy for you, Onee-chan! [19:03] (Flashback) Rumi     Yeah. I can't believe it actually happened. [19:08] (Flashback) Naori     What are you saying?     You're perfect for each other. [19:12] (Flashback) Rumi     Thanks. I'm happy to hear that from you. [19:16] (Flashback) Naori     I got you. [19:17] (Flashback) Naori     I'll do all I can to help     with your covert ops. [19:20] (Flashback) Rumi     "Covert ops"? [19:21] (Flashback) Naori     You're gonna need them now. [19:25] (Flashback) Naori     Alibis, cover stories, and all that jazz. [19:28] (Flashback) Rumi     What are you even thinking of? [19:30] (Flashback) Naori     Come on, it's obvious. [19:32] (Flashback) Naori     Go on and contact him. [19:37] (Flashback) Naori     My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? [19:57] (Flashback) Rumi     Whoa, this is really short. [19:58] (Flashback) Naori     Right? Makes it easy to peek up. [20:03] (Flashback) Naori     Oh, but it might be perfect     if you want him to see. [20:06] (Flashback) Naori     Don't show off too much, though,     or it's gonna weird him out. [20:10] (Flashback) Rumi     Stop being a sleaze. [20:13] (Flashback) Naori     Excuse me for being such a slimy sleazeball. [20:15] (Flashback) Rumi     Hey, this is a little loose. [20:17] (Flashback) Naori     Way to piss me off. [20:18] (Flashback) Naori     How about the blouse being     a little loose too? [20:20] (Flashback) Rumi     Pisses me off. [20:22] (Flashback) Naori     Where are you going tomorrow? [20:23] (Flashback) Rumi     Kasai Marine Park. [20:24] (Flashback) Naori     Huh. Are you even interested in fish?     Other than as food, I mean. [20:31] (Flashback) Rumi     Phrasing. [20:32] (Flashback) Rumi     Well, he did accompany me to something     I wanted to see last time. [20:36] (Flashback) Naori     Incredible! Liberté, égalité, fraternité! [20:42] (Flashback) Rumi     Okay. [20:43] (Flashback) Rumi     Thanks, Naori. I'll make do     with what I have for the rest. [20:48] Naori     I wonder what Onee-chan     and Jun-kun talk about. [20:53] Naori     Jun-kun, an encyclopedia in human form, [20:56] Naori     and Onee-chan, who lives in the moment. [20:59] Naori     I'll never know what goes on     in their own special time. [21:04] Rumi     I'm going to the convenience store.      Need anything? [21:06] Naori     Hm... pudding! [21:08] Rumi     Okay. [21:16] Naori     Really? [21:17] Rumi     Yeah. [21:18] Naori     But why? [21:20] Rumi     Hm, I dunno. [21:22] Rumi     It's not that I dislike him now,     but I figured it was time. [21:27] Naori     What did Jun-kun say? [21:28] Rumi     He had no idea why. [21:30] Naori     Figures. But... [21:31] Rumi     I bulldozed through. [21:33] Rumi     I begged him to break up with me. [21:36] Rumi     I forced him to accept it. [21:39] Rumi     I had so much fun, though. [21:42] Rumi     We made lots of great memories and stuff. [21:45] Rumi     Thank you too, Naori. [21:47] Naori     Why thank me? You're not making any sense. [21:51] Rumi     For not saying anything     about Jun and me going out. [22:00] Naori     This is so stupid.