E2 - If I Were to be Asked Out

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[00:01] Shirosakidad
    Part of me doesn't want to call
    the Buchón a Messerschmitt.
[00:04] Jingujidad
    I get it. It's technically an Hispano,
[00:08] Jingujidad
    with a Rolls-Royce Merlin engine at that.
[00:10] Naori
    Jun-kun, I want that piece
    of meat over there.
[00:10] Shirosakidad
    I enjoyed Battle of Britain
    as much as the next guy,
[00:12] Shirosakidad
    but accuracy is still important.
[00:13] Jun
    You got it.
[00:14] Shirosakimom
    She'd finally built up her resume, but now
    she has to quit to become a caregiver?
[00:18] Shirosakimom
    It's just so sad.
[00:20] Jingujimom
    And as a nurse, she should know
    just how hard it will be.
[00:23] Shirosakimom
    "Do as I say, not as I do," all around.
[00:27] Jingujimom
    You said it.
[00:29] Jingujimom
    Oh, these pickles are delicious.
[00:31] Rumi
    Do they use a special vinegar?
[00:33] Shirosakimom
    Bingo, Rumi-chan! Apple cider vinegar
    worked really well for pickling.
[00:36] Jingujimom
    Wow.
[00:37] Shirosakimom
    The men in our family don't
    care for sour flavors.
[00:40] Jingujimom
    You can say that about men in general.
[00:43] Rumi
    We'd started high school and were
    now in Golden Week holidays.
[00:49] Rumi
    Having a barbecue at the end of the break
    had become a Shirosaki-Jinguji tradition.
[00:55] Jingujidad
    Which do you prefer, Jun-kun?
[00:56] Jingujidad
    The Messers or the Spitfires?
[00:58] Naori
    Is there even a point to that question?
[01:01] Jingujidad
    Of course there is.
[01:03] Jingujidad
    Like Brillat-Savarin said, "Tell me what
    you eat, and I'll tell you who you are,"
[01:06] Jingujidad
    one's tastes say a lot about a person.
[01:08] Jun
    I want to vote for the P-51 Mustang.
[01:12] Jun
    America's practicality,
[01:13] Jun
    production efficiency, and technical
    prowess are all packed—
[01:16] Shirosakidad
    Hey, Jun! Do you want me to disown you?
[01:18] Shirosakidad
    Sure, it had revolutionary tech and was
    highly maneuverable. I get all that.
[01:22] Shirosakidad
    But listen, we're talking about
    aesthetics and principles.
[01:25] Jingujidad
    Indeed. A machine with
     no design philosophy has no soul.
[01:29] Jun
    I'm gonna have to stop you right there.
[01:32] Jun
    Individual components don't make a
     superior machine. Overall performance does.
[01:36] Naori
    They're on one again.
[01:37] Naori
    They won't be stopping for a while.
[01:40] Rumi
    It's amazing how heated they always get.
[01:44] Jingujimom
    I feel for Jun-kun.
[01:46] Shirosakimom
    Sorry about this. They just won't shut up.
[01:48] Jingujimom
    My husband's over the moon at finding
    people on a similar wavelength, too.
[01:52] Rumi
    Well, he tends to enjoy
    these debates, so it's fine.
[02:00] Naori
    Man, Onee-chan...
[02:02] Naori
    It blows my mind how much
    you take after our mom.
[02:08] Naori
    Why do pilots call their planes
    their girlfriends, anyway?
[02:11] Jingujidad
    Because vessels are considered female.
[02:15] Rumi
    I didn't quite get why Naori
    would say something like that.
[02:19] Rumi
    Especially after what happened.
[02:23] (Flashback) Rumi
    Jun, let's end it tonight.
[02:29] (Flashback) Jun
    Why? Where's this coming from?
[02:31] (Flashback) Rumi
    Sorry for just dumping this on you.
[02:35] (Flashback) Rumi
    But don't worry.
[02:37] (Flashback) Rumi
    It's not you, it's me.
[02:40] (Flashback) Rumi
    Thanks for everything. I had lots of fun.
[02:44] (Flashback) Jun
    Hold on. Why are you doing this?
[02:46] (Flashback) Jun
    What did I do wrong? What brought this on?
[02:49] (Flashback) Jun
    The Buddhist statue exhibition?
    No, the parasitological museum?
[02:52] (Flashback) Jun
    If not those, then...
[02:53] (Flashback) Jun
    is it because I didn't want
    to go to the Sanrio café?
[02:56] (Flashback) Rumi
    Like I said... It's not you, it's me.
[03:02] (Flashback) Rumi
    I need you to do me a favor. This will
    be my final request as your girlfriend.
[03:09] (Flashback) Rumi
    Go out with Naori.
[03:11] (Flashback) Jun
    What are you talking about?
[03:12] (Flashback) Rumi
    I'm not the one for you.
[03:14] (Flashback) Rumi
    And you're the only one for Naori.
[03:21] (Flashback) Rumi
    Please.
SIGN    Love Is Indivisible by Twins
[04:54] Rumi
    It was the second day of Golden Week,
    long before the barbecue.
SIGN    2. "If I Were to be Asked Out"
[04:59] Rumi
    I was fast running out of patience.
[05:02] (Flashback) Rumi
    Thanks for the food.
[05:03] (Flashback) Jingujimom
    Rumi, we're having a barbecue with the
    Shirosakis the day after tomorrow.
[05:07] (Flashback) Jingujimom
    Come home early.
[05:08] (Flashback) Rumi
    I'll be back in time.
[05:10] (Flashback) Jingujimom
    You'll help out with the prep, won't you?
[05:13] (Flashback) Rumi
    Oh... sure.
[05:15] (Flashback) Jingujimom
    There's no point asking Naori.
[05:18] (Flashback) Jingujimom
    She's not even out of bed yet.
[05:20] (Flashback) Rumi
    She's eat-only.
[05:22] (Flashback) Jingujimom
    And yet she expects everyone
    to cater to her tastes.
[05:26] (Flashback) Jingujimom
    Oh, right. Can you ask Jun-kun today or
    tomorrow if he's okay with yakisoba?
[05:30] (Flashback) Rumi
    Why?
[05:31] (Flashback) Jingujimom
    We need to buy different veggies
     for a rice dish versus a noodle dish.
[05:36] (Flashback) Rumi
    Oh.
[05:37] (Flashback) Rumi
    Okay.
[05:38] Sign
    Shirosaki
[05:42] (Flashback) Shirosakidad
    Oh, morning, Rumi-chan.
[05:45] (Flashback) Shirosakimom
    My, morning!
[05:47] (Flashback) Rumi
    Good morning. Is Jun up?
[05:50] (Flashback) Shirosakimom
    You're here at a good time!
[05:53] (Flashback) Shirosakimom
    That sleepyhead's still in bed.
[05:55] (Flashback) Shirosakimom
    Could you wake him up and tell him
    to figure out dinner by himself?
[05:59] (Flashback) Rumi
    Where are you going?
[06:02] (Flashback) Shirosakimom
    Out on a date. We don't get
    the chance very often.
[06:08] (Flashback) Rumi
    A date?
[06:11] Rumi
    Right, there's something I need to do.
[06:35] Rumi
    Yikes, it'll weird him out
    if he sees me watching him!
[06:56] (Flashback) Jun
    What do you want this early?
[06:58] (Flashback) Rumi
    Early? It's 1 PM.
[07:01] (Flashback) Rumi
    Your hair's a mess.
[07:03] (Flashback) Rumi
    Like there was a tornado
    localized entirely on your head.
[07:06] (Flashback) Jun
    Yeah, well, I just woke up, so lay off.
[07:08] (Flashback) Jun
    What do you want?
[07:10] (Flashback) Rumi
    Go wash your face first.
[07:13] (Flashback) Jun
    'Kay.
[07:26] Jun
    Let me make this perfectly clear.
[07:28] Jun
    I'm not a perv.
[07:31] Jun
    This doesn't count as pervy, right?
[07:34] Jun
    I didn't want to dump him.
[07:36] Jun
    But it was all I could do.
[07:42] (Flashback) Jun
    I don't see my folks.
[07:44] (Flashback) Rumi
    Yeah, they went out.
[07:47] (Flashback) Rumi
    But not before asking me to wake you up.
[07:50] (Flashback) Jun
    We're not kids anymore.
[07:53] (Flashback) Jun
    They should think before
    making these requests.
[07:55] (Flashback) Rumi
    What?
[07:57] (Flashback) Rumi
    Got your hopes up a little?
[07:58] (Flashback) Jun
    Not at all. I meant in general.
[08:01] (Flashback) Jun
    So, what is it?
[08:03] (Flashback) Rumi
    Is yakisoba okay?
[08:04] (Flashback) Jun
    Huh?
[08:05] (Flashback) Rumi
    My mom asked. She wants to decide
    how to close the barbecue.
[08:09] (Flashback) Jun
    Whatever works.
    If there's yakisoba, I'll eat it.
[08:12] (Flashback) Rumi
    I'll let her know.
[08:13] (Flashback) Jun
    Is that all?
[08:14] (Flashback) Rumi
    That was secondary.
     You know what I'm really here for.
[08:19] (Flashback) Rumi
    When are you gonna start dating
    Naori? You gave me your word.
[08:24] (Flashback) Jun
    Oh, please.
[08:26] (Flashback) Jun
    What even was that, your idea of a joke?
[08:30] (Flashback) Rumi
    I'm serious!
[08:31] (Flashback) Rumi
    I'm asking you because
    you're the only one I can ask!
[08:37] (Flashback) Rumi
    Why would I even break up
     with you otherwise?
[08:42] (Flashback) Rumi
    Naori's been in love with you forever.
[08:46] (Flashback) Jun
    Huh?
[08:47] (Flashback) Rumi
    You really hadn't noticed, then.
[08:49] (Flashback) Jun
    Wait. Does that even matter at this point?
[08:54] (Flashback) Jun
    I chose to go out with you, not Naori.
[08:57] (Flashback) Rumi
    And I want you to let me go back
    to being Naori's big sis again.
[09:04] (Flashback) Jun
    I'll think about it.
[09:05] (Flashback) Rumi
    That's not good enough.
[09:07] (Flashback) Jun
    Cut the crap—
[09:21] (Flashback) Rumi
    Please, go out with Naori.
[09:26] Rumi
    Forgive me, Jun.
[09:28] Rumi
    Naori's just as important
    to me. She's family.
[09:42] (Flashback) Naori
    "Space: The final frontier."
[09:46] (Flashback) Jingujidad
    My own daughter, reciting the
    opening narration to Star Trek.
[09:49] (Flashback) Jingujidad
    And no better time to hear it than
    a lazy Golden Week afternoon.
[09:54] (Flashback) Naori
    How many times have you watched that?
[09:55] (Flashback) Jingujidad
    Beats me.
[09:56] (Flashback) Jingujidad
    But I'll never tire of the scenes
    with Kirk and Picard together.
[10:00] (Flashback) Naori
    I think Star Wars is the better
    space-fiction franchise.
[10:04] (Flashback) Jingujidad
    There's a huge difference
    between a drama set in space
[10:06] (Flashback) Jingujidad
    and a futuristic sci-fi version
    of the classic vagabond tale.
[10:10] (Flashback) Naori
    Huh?
[10:14] (Flashback) Naori
    My lunch!
[10:16] (Flashback) Naori
    This is why you can never trust a Trekkie!
[10:19] (Flashback) Naori
    Merde! L'excrément!
[10:22] (Flashback) Naori
    Why must I experience such inanition?
[10:29] Sign
    Treat me to dessert sometime
[10:29] Sign
    Shirosaki Jun
[10:29] Sign
    Sure. What do you want?
[10:29] Sign
    Hmm... I'll think about it
[10:29] Sign
    Shirosaki Jun
[10:29] Sign
    Gotcha
[10:29] Sign
    Today
[10:29] Sign
    Shirosaki Jun
[10:29] Sign
    If you're free, do you want to go out?
[10:30] Naori
    Wow, a surprise gift from the skies.
[10:33] Naori
    Are we going to get a Sharknado?
[10:35] Sign
    Shirosaki Jun
[10:35] Sign
    Treat me to dessert sometime
[10:35] Sign
    Sure. What do you want?
[10:35] Sign
    Hmm... I'll think about it
[10:35] Sign
    Gotcha
[10:35] Sign
    If you're free, do you want to go out?
[10:37] Naori
    He's clearly been down in the dumps
    since he and Onee-chan broke up.
[10:41] Naori
    Dunno if it's an escape mechanism or
    if he's using me as a replacement...
[10:45] Naori
    But, very well.
[10:46] Naori
    I shall look after him.
[10:49] (Flashback) Jingujidad
    Oh, you eating cup ramen?
[10:51] (Flashback) Jingujidad
    Maybe I'll have some, too.
[10:52] Naori
    This is outer space.
    A galaxy far, far away.
[10:56] Naori
    And in this vacuum, there can
    be no sound, my dear father.
[11:00] (Flashback) Reira
    Ow, that hurts!
[11:01] (Flashback) Rumi
    Oh, sorry.
[11:03] (Flashback) Reira
    You trying to kill me, Rumi?
[11:05] (Flashback) Reira
    Sheesh.
[11:06] (Flashback) Rumi
    I'm sorry, okay?
[11:16] (Flashback) Naori
    I happen to free for the time being,
    so I'll go with you.
[11:19] (Flashback) Naori
    Where are we going?
[11:20] (Flashback) Jun
    I was thinking of going to see
    a movie. What do you say?
[11:23] (Flashback) Naori
    You, the famous hater of
    crowds? Seeing a movie?
[11:26] (Flashback) Naori
    And during Golden Week?
    Are you having a laugh?
[11:29] (Flashback) Naori
    Did you huff some laughing gas?
[11:30] (Flashback) Jun
    I'd barely even be conscious if I had.
[11:33] (Flashback) Jun
    Is there anything you want to watch?
[11:35] (Flashback) Naori
    Hm... I certainly do,
[11:38] (Flashback) Naori
    but I've already used up my allowance.
[11:41] (Flashback) Jun
    Oh. Well, I did invite you out,
     so I've got you.
[11:46] (Flashback) Naori
    Yay, I'm in!
[11:50] (Flashback) Naori
    Why not? Seems like the
    kind of thing you'd like.
[11:54] (Flashback) Jun
    I don't like your tone.
[11:56] (Flashback) Naori
    I mean, Back to the Future is the alpha
    and the omega of time-travel movies.
[12:01] (Flashback) Jun
    No objections there.
[12:03] (Flashback) Jun
    It's also popular with
    hipster nerds like you.
[12:07] (Flashback) Naori
    I do believe you're much
    bigger nerd scum than I am.
[12:12] (Flashback) Jun
    Wha? Watch your mouth. Besides...
[12:16] (Flashback) Jun
    You're one to talk, Anemone wannabe who
    named her festival goldfish Gulliver.
[12:21] (Flashback) Naori
    Excuse me?
[12:22] (Flashback) Naori
    Coin Locker Babies is a
    bible, a life textbook,
[12:25] (Flashback) Naori
    the gold standard,
     and the epitome of classic lit!
[12:28] (Flashback) Jun
    I'm not badmouthing the book! I'm talking
    about your desire to be Anemone—
[12:31] (Flashback) Naori
    DATURA!
[12:32] (Flashback) Naori
    Take that! Chemical weapon, upper drug,
    world mystery, and magic word rolled in one!
[12:41] (Flashback) Jun
    That's what I'm talking about.
[12:42] (Flashback) Naori
    Quiet! You want to eat a Star Destroyer?!
[12:45] (Flashback) Naori
    Hope its pointed tip stabs you in the head!
[12:51] (Flashback) Jun
    You always space out when it counts, huh?
[12:54] (Flashback) Naori
    Shut it, you damned Trekkie.
[12:56] (Flashback) Jun
    If you want to curse anybody,
     curse your dad.
[12:59] (Flashback) Jun
    He's the one who set me down this path.
[13:02] (Flashback) Naori
    I'm cursing him for passing his
    infernal blood to you, yeah.
[13:12] (Flashback) Naori
    Did Onee-chan get in touch?
[13:14] (Flashback) Jun
    Why?
[13:15] (Flashback) Naori
    No reason.
[13:17] (Flashback) Naori
    It's just, she's been out every day
     during the Golden Week break.
[13:20] (Flashback) Jun
    For club, probably.
[13:21] (Flashback) Naori
    Yeah, figures.
[13:31] Naori
    A run-of-the-mill story,
[13:33] Naori
    a mediocre film destined for
    the 65% mark on Rotten Tomatoes*.
[13:37] Naori
    But I can see that*
    Jun-kun is entranced by it.
[13:42] Naori
    I could see why, too.
[13:48] (Flashback) Naori
    I got a good reminder of
    how awesome Nolan is.
[13:52] (Flashback) Naori
    The days of poorly-constructed plots
    and the Rule of Cool are long past.
[13:56] (Flashback) Jun
    Yeah, we can tell when the
    creative is well thought out,
[14:00] (Flashback) Jun
    even if we can't understand
    the underlying logic.
[14:03] (Flashback) Naori
    I also found the catharsis a bit lacking.
[14:07] (Flashback) Naori
    I feel whelmed.
[14:09] (Flashback) Naori
    That aside...
[14:12] (Flashback) Naori
    Can we change locations?
    There are too many people here.
[14:16] (Flashback) Naori
    It's making me sick.
[14:19] (Flashback) Naori
    I could instantly tell you
    had a screw or two loose.
[14:22] (Flashback) Naori
    "I'm Jun. Shirosaki Jun."
[14:25] (Flashback) Naori
    Who are you, James Bond?
[14:27] (Flashback) Jun
    Hey, I was a little kid back then.
[14:30] (Flashback) Jun
    No way I'd seen any Bond movies yet.
[14:33] (Flashback) Naori
    So, what, you were just a
    budding hipster nerd already?
[14:37] (Flashback) Naori
    There are two types of people in
    this world: nerds and normies.
[14:41] (Flashback) Jun
    Drop it already.
[14:42] (Flashback) Naori
    You also went, "Just one more thing" often.
[14:47] (Flashback) Naori
    You got that from Columbo, huh?
[14:49] (Flashback) Naori
    Not something you'd expect a teen to quote.
[14:52] (Flashback) Jun
    Can we drop this already?
[14:54] (Flashback) Naori
    Hey, you okay?
[14:57] (Flashback) Naori
    You're blushing up a storm.
[14:59] (Flashback) Jun
    Fine. You got me.
[15:03] (Flashback) Naori
    Glad we could reach an understanding.
[15:05] (Flashback) Naori
    Now that I've shaved down your HP,
[15:09] (Flashback) Naori
    why don't we walk down
    River Thames some more?
[15:12] (Flashback) Jun
    I've never heard anyone call the
     Arakawa River the Thames before.
[15:16] (Flashback) Naori
    Would you prefer to meet a kappa chief?
[15:23] (Flashback) Jun
    Aren't you cold?
[15:26] (Flashback) Naori
    You're being awfully nice.
[15:28] (Flashback) Naori
    What, do you need a favor for me?
[15:31] (Flashback) Naori
    I'm not lending you any money.
[15:32] (Flashback) Jun
    Nah, just worried your legs might be cold.
[15:35] (Flashback) Jun
    I know it's May, but that can't feel great.
[15:38] (Flashback) Naori
    Ridiculous!
[15:39] (Flashback) Naori
    Don't look down on us high school girls.
    We have our legs out even in winter.
[15:43] (Flashback) Naori
    This isn't chilly enough to reduce my HP.
[15:46] (Flashback) Jun
    Oh, yeah? Guess you have thick skin.
[15:49] (Flashback) Naori
    Listen here. Looks take
    priority over all else.
[15:53] (Flashback) Naori
    You should know.
[15:54] (Flashback) Naori
    You find the borderline between knee-high
    socks and thigh quite alluring, don't you?
[15:58] (Flashback) Naori
    This is the stuff fetishes are made of.
[16:02] (Flashback) Naori
    Wake up and face reality.
[16:04] (Flashback) Naori
    This is real, live flesh.
[16:06] (Flashback) Jun
    Okay, okay! Put your skirt back!
[16:09] (Flashback) Jun
    You're acting like Irene!
[16:11] (Flashback) Naori
    What? Irene Adler, the Woman?
[16:15] (Flashback) Naori
    Don't liken me to a
     Sherlock Holmes character, fool!
[16:19] (Flashback) Jun
    Personally, it's the highest
    form of praise, though.
[16:22] (Flashback) Naori
    It's nothing but an insult to me.
[16:35] (Flashback) Jun
    Hey.
[16:37] (Flashback) Jun
    Do you want to go out?
[16:39] (Flashback) Naori
    Like, a boyfriend-girlfriend thing?
[16:43] (Flashback) Jun
    Yeah.
[16:48] (Flashback) Naori
    I must refuse.
[16:52] (Flashback) Naori
    Sorry, Jun-kun.
[16:54] (Flashback) Naori
    My mom has told me to stay far away
    from Trekkies and Sherlockians.
[16:59] (Flashback) Naori
    Even the Akashic Records say as much. So...
[17:02] (Flashback) Naori
    Sorry, I can't.
[17:10] (Flashback) Naori
    Wow, I love that look on
    your face! Very good!
[17:14] (Flashback) Naori
    I'd saved that up for years and years
    in case you ever asked me out.
[17:21] (Flashback) Naori
    Thank you for making my dream come true!
[17:24] (Flashback) Jun
    U-Uh... You mean...
[17:27] (Flashback) Naori
    I was kidding.
[17:29] (Flashback) Naori
    I would never turn you down
    for a silly reason like that,
[17:31] (Flashback) Naori
    my slow-on-the-uptake detective.
[17:33] (Flashback) Jun
    Dude... I was about to freak out there.
[17:38] (Flashback) Jun
    Anyway, let's have a good time.
[17:44] (Flashback) Naori
    More good times, you mean.
[17:48] (Flashback) Naori
    Your hand's kinda wet.
[17:49] (Flashback) Jun
    Shut it. Show some tact
    and keep it to yourself.
[17:55] (Flashback) Jun
    All right, up. Let's head home.
[17:58] (Flashback) Naori
    You ask me out and flinch
    at the thought of a hug?
[18:03] (Flashback) Jun
    Sheesh.
[18:11] (Flashback) Jingujimom
    Right?
[18:13] (Flashback) Jingujimom
    Welcome home.
[18:14] (Flashback) Naori
    I'm back.
[18:15] (Flashback) Jingujimom
    Unusual to see you out and
    about. Where did you go?
[18:18] (Flashback) Naori
    The movies. Saw one that
    would feed the lore fiends.
[18:23] (Flashback) Jingujimom
    Will you have dinner?
[18:24] (Flashback) Naori
    Nah, I'm full.
[18:25] (Flashback) Jingujimom
    I always tell you to call ahead
    when you don't need food!
[18:29] (Flashback) Naori
    Sorry about that.
[18:34] (Flashback) Naori
    Drop by my room before bed.
[18:37] (Flashback) Rumi
    Okay.
[18:39] (Flashback) Jingujimom
    Naori! Put your trash where it belongs!
[18:43] (Flashback) Rumi
    It's fine. I'll put it away.
[18:45] (Flashback) Jingujimom
    What do I do with these daughters?
[18:48] (Flashback) Jingujimom
    One's a basketball addict,
[18:50] (Flashback) Jingujimom
    and the other won't shut up about movies.
[18:53] (Flashback) Jingujimom
    Is there no middle ground with you two?
[18:55] (Flashback) Jingujimom
    I miss when you wore matching clothes and
    it was impossible to tell you two apart.
[19:00] (Flashback) Rumi
    I didn't know what I was
    doing was simply cosplay.
[19:06] (Flashback) Rumi
    I'm coming in, Naori.
[19:10] (Flashback) Rumi
    Naori?
[19:11] (Flashback) Naori
    Jun-kun asked me to go out with him today.
[19:15] (Flashback) Rumi
    For real? I'm happy for you.
[19:17] (Flashback) Rumi
    Grats.
[19:18] (Flashback) Naori
    And you're okay with that?
[19:20] (Flashback) Rumi
    Huh?
[19:21] (Flashback) Naori
    Well, I can't say I saw it coming.
[19:25] (Flashback) Naori
    So I turned him down.
[19:28] (Flashback) Rumi
    What do you mean?
[19:30] (Flashback) Naori
    I'm kidding. But I love
    that look on your face.
[19:35] (Flashback) Rumi
    You set me up?!
[19:38] (Flashback) Rumi
    If you were my classmate and not my sister,
[19:40] (Flashback) Rumi
    I don't think I could ever
    be friends with you.
[19:43] (Flashback) Naori
    That stings, elder twin sister of mine.
[19:46] (Flashback) Naori
    I'll have you know I'm doing my
    best playing your little sister.
[19:50] (Flashback) Rumi
    "Little," huh? How, exactly?
[19:51] (Flashback) Naori
    A good question.
[19:53] (Flashback) Naori
    After all, I'm bigger than
    you where it counts.
[19:56] (Flashback) Rumi
    Screw you.
[19:59] (Flashback) Rumi
    Y'know, you are getting
    kinda chubby for real.
[20:02] (Flashback) Rumi
    Wanna come jogging with me?
[20:04] (Flashback) Naori
    No way. Not on your life.
[20:06] (Flashback) Naori
    Also, FYI, a lot of boys prefer a
    little meat on the bone nowadays.
[20:13] (Flashback) Rumi
    You know what that's called?
[20:16] (Flashback) Naori
    What?
[20:18] (Flashback) Rumi
    Denial.
[20:20] Shirosakidad
    I know it made way for better
    stealth and efficiency,
[20:23] Shirosakidad
    but I miss the old
    fortress-like deck of yore.
[20:26] Jingujidad
    I get it.
[20:27] Jingujidad
    The turret was downsized,
    and we got VLS launchers.
[20:30] Jingujidad
    More sci-fi, but it still feels lacking.
[20:33] Jun
    You did always say you preferred
    more artillery in your model kits.
[20:37] Jingujidad
    There's something to be said about
    the sight of several cannons lined up.
[20:41] Jingujidad
    That reminds me, there's a Yamato
    model with the 46 cm Type 94 gun...
[20:42] Rumi
    Dad, put the empty
    glasses in the sink.
[20:45] Rumi
    No need to wash them. Heck, please don't.
[20:48] Rumi
    You'll break them.
[20:50] Jingujidad
    Okay, okay.
[20:52] Jun
    Uh... I think we'll be going now.
[20:54] Naori
    Do you have to? Tomorrow's a holiday, too.
[20:57] Jun
    Can't have him spending the
    last day of the break hung over.
[21:02] Naori
    Here he comes with the facts and logic.
[21:05] Jun
    Rumi.
[21:07] Jun
    Tell your mom the yakisoba was great.
[21:10] Rumi
    Oh, okay.
[21:13] Naori
    Yakisoba? What about yakisoba?
[21:15] Jun
    We ate some at the end, remember?
[21:18] Naori
    Ah.
[21:19] Jingujidad
    If only Jun-kun would join our family.
    I'd get to talk to him lots more.
[21:23] Shirosakidad
    Good idea!
[21:25] Naori
    Oh? Can we dig deeper into this?
[21:27] Jun
    Naori!
[21:28] Jun
    And you two have had a bit too much.
[21:30] Jun
    Come on, Dad. We're going home.
[21:34] Rumi
    Go walk them home, Naori.
[21:37] Jun
    Nah. I'd just have to walk her back.
[21:40] Naori
    They live next door.
    They'll be home in a minute.
[21:42] Rumi
    Just go, yeah?
[21:47] Naori
    Okay, I will.
[21:55] Reira
    What?
[21:56] Reira
    You love him and still dumped him?
    That makes no sense.
[21:59] Rumi
    It does...
[22:01] Reira
    Then I guess Jinguji Rumi's
    just plain old stupid.
[22:05] Rumi
    I admit it.
[22:06] Reira
    Well, you shouldn't, jeez.
[22:09] Naori
    Jun-kun, my boy, why are
    you seated in that chair?
[22:13] Jun
    Because you took over my bed.
[22:16] Naori
    An amusing thing to say.
[22:19] Naori
    You need only join me here.
[22:22] Jun
    Whoa... Chill.
[22:25] Naori
    Get over here.
[22:35] Jun
    Don't put your head on my
    arm like it's nothing.
[22:37] Naori
    This establishment doesn't provide
    that service? Does it cost extra?
[22:40] Jun
    I am not some red-light establishment.
[22:44] Jun
    A high school girl shouldn't
    make jokes like that.
[22:46] Naori
    Come on. What's the big deal?
[22:49] Jun
    Is that book any good?
[22:51] Naori
    Oh, it's good good.
[22:53] Naori
    The Tale of the Heike was great, too.
    It was written with a personal touch.
[22:57] Jun
    Yeah. I can't believe you cast such
    a wide net with genres, though.
[23:01] Jun
    I keep going back to the same stuff.
[23:04] Naori
    Hey, if that's what you're into.
     I mainly go by how I'm feeling that day.
[23:08] Jun
    It was hard following on
     your heels, you know.
[23:12] Naori
    Following who? Me?
[23:15] Naori
    Like the books I read?
     The anime and movies I watched?
[23:19] Jun
    Yeah.
[23:20] Naori
    I don't like that noncommittal answer.
[23:28] Naori
    Hey, let's kiss.
[23:31] Jun
    Huh?