E3 - You Never Once Told Me You Loved Me
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[00:00] Reira
You're such an idiot, Rumi.
[00:03] Reira
Say, for argument's sake, that breaking up
to give your sister a chance is okay.
[00:07] Reira
Even then, it seriously makes no sense
to actively push them to start dating.
[00:12] Rumi
But I feel bad for trying
to beat her to the punch.
[00:15] Reira
Does that matter?
[00:16] Reira
I don't know why you'd feel bad
about it. It's kinda weird, even.
[00:21] Reira
What if Shirosaki actually falls for her?
[00:26] Rumi
As her sister, and his friend,
I'll feel I did the right thing.
[00:31] Rumi
I think.
SIGN Love Is Indivisible by Twins
SIGN 3. "You Never Once Told Me You Loved Me"
[02:05] Reira
Do you really think killing your desires is
gonna make things work out for everyone?
[02:10] Reira
And even if it did, it wouldn't
include you, would it?
[02:14] Reira
You need to learn to put
yourself first at times.
[02:18] Reira
Nobody can bring happiness to others
if they aren't happy themselves.
[02:24] Reira
What?
[02:25] Rumi
You're so cool like that, Reira.
[02:28] Rumi
All our juniors in middle
school loved you for it.
[02:32] Reira
The girls, yeah.
[02:33] Rumi
Jun once said he thought you'd make
a better captain than me, too.
[02:38] Reira
There you go, bringing Shirosaki up again.
[02:41] Reira
You love him to bits, don't you?
[02:45] Rumi
Yeah.
[02:49] Reira
Then think about it this way.
[02:52] Reira
You made up for the sin of beating
your sister to the punch.
[02:55] Reira
If it can even be called a sin, that is.
[02:57] Reira
With that out of the way, now it's up
to Shirosaki to make his choice, right?
[03:02] Reira
If he breaks up with your sister and comes
back to you, that'll wrap things up nicely.
[03:09] Rumi
Huh? That's not gonna happen.
[03:12] Rumi
Jun was in love with Naori to begin with.
[03:16] Reira
That's loser talk.
[03:19] Reira
How can you be so feisty when it comes
to basketball and so passive in romance?
[03:24] Rumi
Yeah, well, they're very different things.
[03:27] Reira
I think you're the more
attractive one, honestly.
[03:31] Reira
I don't like saying this, but your sister
strikes me as kind of a schemer.
[03:36] Rumi
I didn't know you disliked Naori.
[03:39] Reira
"Dislike," eh?
[03:41] Reira
That's one way to put it, I guess.
[03:44] Reira
And yet I find myself in the same class
as her by some cruel twist of fate.
[03:49] Rumi
Wait, is she causing problems in class?
[03:52] Reira
Not really, but she sticks out.
In good ways and bad.
[03:57] Rumi
Sorry about her.
[03:59] Reira
Seriously, quit thinking about
your sister all the time.
[04:02] Reira
You're in the same class as
Shirosaki now. Make it count.
[04:06] Toyoshige
The flight scene was the highlight.
[04:09] Jun
No doubt.
[04:10] Jun
It was divine, like an angel had
descended from the heavens.
[04:14] Toyoshige
You gotta love the artistic
expression, right?
[04:17] Naori
Whatcha talking about,
[04:19] Naori
Professor Moriwaky?
[04:21] Toyoshige
About the irresistible sex appeal of Iris.
[04:24] Naori
Oh? I fully agree.
[04:25] Naori
That Gamera movie stands alone in the
romance genre of tokusatsu films.
[04:29] Toyoshige
Romance? Never thought about it that way.
[04:31] Naori
Makes sense, given your low-key machismo.
[04:34] Naori
How about you, Jun-kun?
[04:35] Jun
I read an article once where the
director hinted it was romance.
[04:40] Toyoshige
I suppose I could see it
as a kind of yuri romance.
[04:44] Naori
Yeah?
[04:45] Naori
But Iris kinda resembles Prince Charming
from a shoujo manga. The bossy type.
[04:49] Jun
Was pretty pushy, now that you mention it.
[04:51] Naori
Right? Super pushy! We're talking
way past wall-slam territory.
[04:55] Toyoshige
What, are you into wall slams?
[04:58] Naori
If, and only if, "step one: be hot" is cleared.
[05:01] Naori
Not that Gamera would ever
resort to such clownery.
[05:05] Naori
He's the stoic type that lets his
back—his shell—do all the talking!
[05:09] Naori
Squee! I wish I could see
his majestic form again!
[05:11] Toyoshige
You guys wanna do another movie
marathon? With the Heisei trilogy.
[05:15] Naori
We going in? We doing Gamera?!
[05:17] Jun
Marathoning a trilogy on
a weekday is a bad idea.
[05:20] Jun
And Naori, shut up for a sec.
[05:22] Toyoshige
Damn teacher's pet.
[05:23] Naori
Yeah, yeah! Quiet, teacher's pet.
[05:25] Jun
You two better knock it off.
[05:27] Naori
How am I supposed to quell
this fire in my heart?!
[05:30] Toyoshige
Yeah, where do I direct this raging passion?
[05:34] Jun
Quit trying to make me
out to be the bad guy.
[05:37] Jun
Heck, you can watch stuff
whenever you want, Professor.
[05:40] Toyoshige
What? Are you kidding me?
[05:42] Toyoshige
Watching stuff is only fun with you guys.
[05:46] Naori
That's our professor! You get it.
[05:49] Naori
I would've cursed your name for all
eternity if you did it without us.
[05:53] Jun
Okay, fine. Just settle down.
[05:55] Toyoshige
I'm free on the weekend.
[05:56] Naori
We're having a kaiju movie fest
on one of the days, then.
[05:59] Jun
Sure...
[06:01] Rumi
Hey, Naori. Lunch break's almost over.
[06:04] Naori
Okay, okay.
[06:05] Naori
I'll go get felled in Shiba Park.
[06:10] Rumi
Were you guys nerding it up again?
[06:13] Toyoshige
Listen, Jinguji Senior. You're
walking a fine line here.
[06:16] Toyoshige
We were engaged in tokusatsu
movie criticism.
[06:19] Rumi
Is there a difference?
[06:21] Rumi
Not that it matters. Back
to your desk, Moriwaki.
[06:25] Rumi
I need mine back.
[06:26] Jun
Rumi's got you there, Professor.
[06:31] Toyoshige
Got it.
[06:34] Rumi
You know, that "Professor"
nickname is so weird.
[06:39] Rumi
It's a Holmes thing?
[06:41] Jun
Yeah. Moriwaki, so Moriarty.
[06:43] Jun
Wasn't me that came up with
it, though. It was Naori.
[06:48] Rumi
She sure loves giving
people weird nicknames.
[06:52] Rumi
She even calls Reira... Unio? Inio?
[06:56] Rumi
I don't really get it.
[06:58] Jun
Naori's a daddy's girl through and through.
[07:01] Jun
Anime, manga, movies, novels...
Your dad got her into all of those.
[07:06] Jun
But you're more of a
mommy's girl, aren't you?
[07:08] Rumi
Yeah, for better or worse.
[07:17] Ririsu
What'd you score in English?
[07:19] Naori
Ninety-six. You, Chief?
[07:22] Ririsu
Ninety-three.
[07:23] Ririsu
You beat me again, Sensei.
[07:25] Naori
Don't call me that when
we have actual teachers.
[07:28] Ririsu
That merits a "no u."
[07:30] Naori
What's wrong with calling you "Chief"?
[07:33] Naori
I actually wanted to call you "Seicho"
due to your surname, Kamedake.
[07:36] Ririsu
Nope!
[07:37] Ririsu
The Castle of Sand is a masterpiece
in both book and movie form,
[07:41] Ririsu
but I refuse to be saddled
with that nickname!
[07:44] Naori
Very well. As you wish, milady.
[07:47] Naori
Anyway, what are you most confident about?
[07:53] Ririsu
Math?
[07:54] Naori
Let's duel with that, then.
[07:57] Ririsu
Sounds good. Our first
battle in high school.
[08:00] Ririsu
Let's do it!
[08:01] Naori
You must really be confident.
[08:04] Ririsu
Given who I'm up against, I have to be.
[08:06] Ririsu
So, what will the loser have to do? Pay
for 80 minutes of Sweets Paradise?
[08:10] Naori
N-No! Don't feed me calories!
[08:13] Ririsu
How rare for you to care about
this stuff, Calorie-Poly-sensei.
[08:17] Naori
I gained three kilos over Golden Week!
[08:20] Naori
I shouldn't have gotten on that
scale! I wish I'd never known!
[08:26] Naori
Who're you calling roly-poly?
[08:28] Ririsu
If you care about your weight
so much, have some control.
[08:31] Naori
Screw your facts and logic.
[08:33] Naori
Fine, I'll drink nothing but Darjeeling tea!
[08:36] Ririsu
You don't have to take
it as far as Rumi-chan,
[08:38] Ririsu
but maybe try working ou—
[08:41] Naori
I've had it with all of you
and your workout talk!
[08:46] Ririsu
Eureka! How about the loser
pays for unlimited karaoke?
[08:50] Ririsu
That should help burn some calories.
Right, Calorie-Poly-sensei?
[08:55] Naori
I can live with that.
[08:58] Naori
And it doesn't matter how cutely you say it.
I'm still not letting you call me that.
[09:01] Ririsu
Okay, ready?
[09:03] Ririsunaori
One, two...
[09:06] Sign
Naori
[09:06] Sign
Got it
[09:06] Sign
Call
[09:06] Sign
Naori
[09:06] Sign
Karaoke today
[09:06] Sign
Naori
[09:06] Sign
Go home without me
[09:09] Jun
Can we go to your place?
[09:12] Toyoshige
Today? Are we watching
Gamera without Jinguji?
[09:15] Jun
Nah, different reason.
[09:16] Toyoshige
Ah, say no more.
[09:19] Toyoshige
I have a treasure chest
of goodies to offer you.
[09:21] Jun
Whatever you're thinking, that ain't it.
[09:26] Jun
There's even more stuff in your room now.
[09:30] Toyoshige
Take a seat wherever.
[09:32] Jun
Okay.
[09:36] Toyoshige
So you noticed, my brother
from another mother.
[09:39] Toyoshige
You have a keen eye.
[09:41] Jun
Wait, is that...
[09:43] Toyoshige
It's what you're here for, right?
[09:44] Jun
Like hell it is! I've never seen one...
[09:48] Sign
180 Minutes of
Easy Cream Recipes
[09:48] Sign
Tonight's Fapuccino Home Party,
Brought to You by Miss Shortstack
[09:50] Jun
like this...
[09:50] Toyoshige
An actress who looks like Jinguji, you mean?
[09:53] Toyoshige
If the childhood friend
says it, it must be true.
[09:56] Toyoshige
I knew I wasn't seeing things.
[09:58] Jun
Dude, you suck.
[10:00] Sign
My Shortstack Childhood Friend
Keeps Me Coming for More!
[10:00] Jun
This too?
[10:02] Jun
How many do you have?
[10:03] Toyoshige
All seven that've come out so far.
[10:06] Jun
All? Professor...
[10:08] Jun
Do you like Naori?
[10:10] Toyoshige
Hmm?
[10:12] Toyoshige
If you're asking if I'm into her, then yes.
[10:16] Toyoshige
I even asked her out back in middle school.
[10:19] Jun
You did? That's news to me.
[10:22] Toyoshige
Oh, she kept it a secret for me, huh?
[10:27] Jun
When?
[10:28] Toyoshige
A little after we started middle school.
[10:31] Toyoshige
When we became classmates, I got
to know Jinguji through you,
[10:35] Toyoshige
and she was still behaving.
[10:36] Jun
What made you fall for her?
[10:39] Toyoshige
Her face and her chest.
[10:41] Jun
O-Oh...
[10:43] Toyoshige
I've asked out many a girl in my time,
[10:45] Toyoshige
but I'd never seen
a shortstack like her before.
[10:47] Toyoshige
And we even have similar hobbies.
[10:50] Toyoshige
What more could you ask for in a girlfriend?
[10:52] Toyoshige
Oh, my bad. It's all in the past now.
[10:56] Jun
Dude...
[10:57] Toyoshige
I'll stop.
[10:58] Jun
That's not it.
[10:59] Jun
I just remembered what the girls call you.
[11:03] Toyoshige
Oh? What?
[11:06] Jun
A dickwad who only cares about sex.
[11:08] Toyoshige
Oh, please!
[11:09] Toyoshige
I also care about the sex.
[11:11] Toyoshige
Killing two birds and all that.
[11:13] Jun
And the boys call you
a professional rehearser.
[11:16] Toyoshige
Hey, even Toscanini and Celibidache
rehearse until they're satisfied.
[11:21] Jun
And wait, is Naori even that tiny?
[11:24] Jun
Would you call Kamedake a loli, too?
[11:26] Toyoshige
You are such a fool.
[11:28] Toyoshige
Loli is a concept. A part of metaphysics.
[11:33] Jun
Aristotle's rolling in his grave.
[11:35] Jun
You know she'll be pissed if
she finds out you see her that way.
[11:39] Toyoshige
Who, her? Not a chance.
[11:41] Jun
I guess. She might ask you a million
questions about it, instead.
[11:45] Toyoshige
I found that stuff before
I asked her out, okay?
[11:48] Toyoshige
I just brought it out because Jinguji
came to mind over Golden Week.
[11:52] Toyoshige
It's friendship, pure and simple.
[11:53] Jun
Don't use porn as a substitute
for someone you call a friend.
[11:56] Toyoshige
I did it so I wouldn't get between you two.
I was being considerate, dumbass.
[12:01] Jun
Were you really?
[12:03] Toyoshige
Of course.
[12:04] Toyoshige
Ever since I found out she
was in love in with you,
[12:07] Toyoshige
I've been keeping my nose out of it.
[12:10] Toyoshige
I don't get it, though.
[12:12] Toyoshige
I would choose the little sister over
the older one every single time.
[12:16] Jun
W-Wait a second. You realized?
[12:21] Jun
How Naori feels about me, I mean.
[12:24] Toyoshige
Huh? Who wouldn't?
[12:29] Toyoshige
Wait, you didn't?
[12:32] Jun
I found out just the other day.
[12:33] Toyoshige
The other day?!
[12:34] Sign
My Shortstack Childhood Friend
Keeps Me Coming for More!
[12:35] Ririsu
When did you
[12:38] Jun
I was actually surprised when
she agreed to go out with me.
[12:38] Naori
Descend upon me
[12:41] Ririsunaori
My blue angel
[12:42] Jun
I thought Naori wasn't dating,
at least not right now.
[12:48] Toyoshige
Holy crap.
[12:49] Toyoshige
I can't believe you have twins in love
with you. I'm so envious I could die.
[12:52] Toyoshige
Die, you! Die on the other side of sorrow!
[12:54] Jun
I have lots to think about, okay?!
[12:56] Toyoshige
What could you possibly have to think about?
[12:59] Toyoshige
The younger twin loves you,
you date the older twin,
[13:02] Toyoshige
break up with her, and then
go out with the younger twin.
[13:05] Toyoshige
What's there to think about?
You're living the dream.
[13:09] Toyoshige
Plus, you always liked Jinguji anyway, right?
[13:13] Toyoshige
There's no issue, then.
[13:15] Jun
"Always"?
[13:17] Jun
It was a long time ago.
[13:19] Jun
Rumi was the one I dated, and
I still have feelings for her.
[13:25] Jun
Telling me to go out with Naori now...
[13:28] Toyoshige
Die!
[13:29] Toyoshige
Shirosaki, I'm gonna start
calling you Makoto. Or Kyosuke.
[13:33] Toyoshige
Or even Rito!
[13:35] Jun
Calm down, man.
[13:39] Toyoshige
I guess Canti or Junpei works, too.
[13:42] Toyoshige
But Shirosaki, this is something
you have to come to terms with.
[13:45] Toyoshige
Don't go asking others for advice.
[13:49] Jun
You got me there.
[13:50] Toyoshige
Owned.
[13:54] Rumi
Pass!
[14:06] Reira
You two okay?!
[14:09] Reira
Rumi?
[14:10] Reira
Rumi!
[14:16] Jingujidad
Hey there.
[14:18] Jingujimom
Jun-kun?
[14:20] Jingujimom
I'll have dinner ready in a sec.
[14:21] Jun
Sure, thank you.
[14:24] Jun
Also, this is from Mom.
[14:26] Jingujimom
What is it?
[14:28] Jun
Some nice butter she ordered.
[14:30] Jingujimom
My, thank you!
[14:31] Jingujidad
Lost the battle to win the war.
[14:33] Jun
This is nothing compared to dinner
every time my mom has night shift.
[14:37] Jingujimom
Don't worry about it. He's always
excited to have you over.
[14:42] Naori
Onee-chan says she doesn't want dinner.
[14:45] Jun
Huh?
[14:47] Jun
Did something happen?
[14:48] Jingujidad
She sprained her left wrist
during practice.
[14:51] Jingujidad
She's been holed up in her room since.
[14:53] Jingujidad
It's only her left hand, so it
shouldn't affect her that much.
[14:56] Jingujimom
You know that's not the problem.
[14:59] Jingujimom
She was putting in lots of work to
make the first team as a first-year.
[15:02] Naori
Should we dance outside her
door to draw her out?
[15:05] Jingujimom
Not the time for jokes.
[15:07] Jun
May I go talk to her?
[15:09] Jingujimom
Please.
[15:17] Jun
Hey.
[15:18] Jun
Mind if I come in?
[15:28] Jun
Does it hurt?
[15:29] Rumi
It's wrapped up now, so no.
[15:32] Rumi
It's like nothing ever works out for me.
[15:36] Rumi
I mess everything up.
[15:38] Jun
You've been trying to make first team?
[15:40] Rumi
It's impossible now.
[15:42] Rumi
Why does this always happen to me?
[15:46] Jun
Don't say that.
[15:49] Jun
You've always put in your
absolute best effort.
[15:53] Jun
I don't play any sports now.
[15:55] Jun
I don't know the right words to make
you feel better, but I will say this.
[15:59] Jun
It's okay to cry.
[16:07] Rumi
I tried so hard!
[16:09] Rumi
I tried so, so hard!
[16:13] Rumi
I was so close... This sucks.
[16:16] Jun
Yeah.
[16:18] Jun
Yeah.
[16:20] Jun
You never cry in front of people,
huh? Ever since we were kids.
[16:25] Jun
It must've been hard, never
complaining, always being on edge.
[16:32] Jun
Rumi...
[16:39] Naori
How's it going? Feel any better?
[16:43] Rumi
Sorry! I'll be out in a sec.
[16:47] Rumi
Sorry for making you worry.
[16:49] Naori
Dad and Mom are waiting for you.
[16:51] Rumi
Yeah. Sorry again.
[16:54] Jun
My bad. Looks like I made you worry, too.
[16:56] Naori
It's okay. I'm glad Onee-chan's
feeling better, though.
[17:01] Jun
Yeah...
[17:02] Naori
What did you do, huh?
[17:04] Naori
Surely you didn't dance for her?
[17:07] Jun
Just consoled her a bit.
[17:09] Jun
We should go, too.
[17:13] Naori
Terrible acting.
[17:17] Naori
Onee-chan's eyes were red from crying,
[17:19] Naori
but nobody commented on it.
[17:21] Naori
We simply chatted and had dinner.
[17:24] Naori
But I...
[17:25] Naori
I noticed that she was trying
not to look at Jun-kun,
[17:29] Naori
and also that he was trying
to avoid looking me in the eye.
[17:33] Naori
Not that I said anything.
[17:36] Naori
Morning, Jun-kun.
[17:37] Jun
Morning.
[17:38] Naori
You're early today.
[17:39] Jun
Am I?
[17:40] Naori
A little earlier than usual, yeah.
[17:42] Naori
Same here, though.
[17:44] Jun
Where's Rumi?
[17:45] Naori
At practice. Not even an
injury can keep her out.
[17:49] Naori
Are you gonna join any clubs?
Do archery like before, maybe?
[17:53] Naori
I guess your dictionary doesn't include
the words "guts" or "passion."
[17:58] Naori
Reading Zen and the Art of Archery
might rekindle your flame.
[18:03] Naori
A lot of works titled "X and Y" tend
to be classics, don't you think?
[18:08] Naori
Crime and Punishment, Man
and His Search for Meaning,
[18:11] Naori
Flower and Snake, Tom and Jerry.
[18:14] Jun
Huh? Sorry, I kinda spaced out.
[18:16] Naori
You're not yourself today. Something wrong?
[18:19] Jun
I don't think I'm not myself.
[18:22] Naori
A double negative?
[18:24] Naori
Not convincing rhetoric, I must say.
[18:28] Jun
What are you saying? You're
acting funny yourself.
[18:33] Naori
Well, I'll take it.
[18:35] Naori
Sorry, I was being a little mean.
[18:46] Toyoshige
Shirosaki's not here.
[18:47] Naori
D-Don't scare me like that!
[18:50] Naori
You want me to drop thermobaric
explosives on the Moriwaki home?!
[18:52] Toyoshige
Too bad. We have a basement.
[18:55] Toyoshige
Anyway, take a seat. Not that it's mine.
[18:59] Naori
So, where'd Jun-kun go?
[19:01] Toyoshige
Beats me. He'll be back soon enough.
[19:04] Naori
Not a very useful informant, are you?
[19:06] Toyoshige
I really don't know, okay?
[19:08] Toyoshige
That aside, Shirosaki told me about you two.
[19:12] Naori
Wha?
[19:13] Toyoshige
Oh, just wanted to say I'm happy for you.
[19:17] Naori
Thanks.
[19:19] Naori
But he didn't just give you the news.
He wanted advice, right?
[19:24] Naori
It's fine. I can tell.
[19:27] Toyoshige
Jinguji, you...
[19:29] Naori
Stop right there.
[19:30] Naori
I know what those Razzie Award-winning
actors are thinking.
[19:34] Naori
We've been together since we were kids.
[19:38] Toyoshige
You're amazing. The dream girl.
[19:42] Naori
Sorry I didn't take to you.
[19:44] Toyoshige
I should've asked you out more
seriously. Worst mistake of my life.
[19:49] Naori
Oh, you were plenty serious. You made
your desire very clear, believe me.
[19:54] Toyoshige
I admit defeat. You see
through everything, huh?
[19:58] Toyoshige
There's something I want to clear up.
[20:01] Toyoshige
How were things with you and
Shirosaki when you were kids?
[20:05] Naori
What kind of vague question is that?
[20:08] Naori
Just normal. We talked about
books and movies and stuff.
[20:11] Naori
But Jun-kun got on better
with Onee-chan than me.
[20:17] Naori
They were always together.
[20:20] Toyoshige
Okay, I get it now.
[20:22] Naori
What? What do you get?
[20:24] Toyoshige
Say, Jinguji, do you know who
Shirosaki's first crush was?
[20:29] Naori
Onee-chan, right?
[20:30] Toyoshige
No, stupid.
[20:31] Toyoshige
It was you.
[20:33] Rumi
Let's make this the last time we meet alone.
[20:36] Rumi
We can't get swept up in the moment again.
[20:39] Jun
About that...
[20:41] Jun
I don't think I can move on from you.
[20:45] Rumi
Stop it. Are you stupid?
[20:47] Rumi
Haven't you been in love with Naori
forever? And Naori loves you, too.
[20:53] Rumi
You finally get to be together,
so knock it off.
[20:56] Jun
Figures. That's why you
broke up with me, right?
[21:00] Jun
You went out with me,
planning to break up all along.
[21:04] Rumi
I'm sorry.
[21:06] Rumi
But I want you to be happy together.
[21:08] Jun
You don't get it!
[21:11] Jun
Yes, I liked Naori.
[21:15] Jun
She was my first crush.
[21:17] Jun
But that's all it was.
[21:20] Jun
Ever since we started dating,
you're the one I've been in love with!
[21:26] Rumi
What's all this now?
[21:29] Rumi
You never once told me you loved me!
[21:33] Jun
Sorry.
[21:35] Jun
I thought you knew.
[21:38] Rumi
How could I have known, you moron?!
[21:40] Toyoshige
Hey, you okay there?
[21:42] Toyoshige
Your face is all red.
[21:44] Naori
DATURA.
[21:45] Toyoshige
I didn't know you were capable
of looking like this.
[21:48] Naori
Die.
[21:50] Naori
Don't look at me. Go away.
[21:51] Toyoshige
Wait, are you crying?!
[21:53] Naori
I've decided.
[21:57] Naori
I'm going to fix all of this myself.
[22:02] Rumi
Thanks, Jun.
[22:04] Rumi
There's something I've been
keeping from you, too.
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