E4 - We Went to a Dragon's Wedding

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[00:26] Halkara
    Hey, Master, let's chat about
    our romantic experiences!
[00:30] Azusa
    Got none.
[00:31] Halkara
    Oh, come on. You must've had
    something in 300 years.
[00:35] Azusa
    None means none.
[00:36] Halkara
    Since I'm so young, I always
    want to talk about love.
[00:40] Azusa
    Young? How old are you, anyway?
[00:43] SFX
    Sparkle!
[00:44] Halkara
    Seventeen!
[00:46] Halkara
    And 2,500 months.
[00:48] Azusa
    You're well over 200 years old!
[00:50] Halkara
    In elf terms, I'm just hitting my stride!
[00:55] Halkara
    Falfa and Shalsha, do you
    two have anyone you like?
[00:58] Falfa
    I love Mama!
[01:00] Shalsha
    My answer is the same.
[01:02] Azusa
    My sweet daughters!
[01:05] Halkara
    That's not what I meant...
[01:07] Laika
    All right, everyone, it's ready now.
[01:12] Azusa
    Thanks, Laika!
[01:14] Azusa
    Well, let's get right to it!
[01:15] All
    Time to eat!
[01:16] Laika
    Um, Lady Azusa...
[01:20] Laika
    I will be returning to my own home.
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
    and Maxed Out My Level
[02:56] Halkara
    Laika, you're leaving this house?
[02:59] Falfa
    But I'll miss you!
[03:01] Shalsha
    Me, too.
[03:02] Azusa
    Laika, does something bother you or
    worry you about the life we live?
[03:06] Laika
    No, it's—
[03:08] Azusa
    I know I'm your master and you're my pupil,
[03:10] Azusa
    but I think of everyone here as my family!
[03:12] Azusa
    So don't say you're leaving!
[03:15] Laika
    Um, it's not exactly like that.
[03:18] Laika
    I'll be attending my older sister's wedding,
[03:20] Laika
    so I need to return home for a short time.
[03:23] Azusa
    Huh? A wedding?
[03:25] Laika
    Would you all like to come with me?
[03:29] Halkara
    Love chat!
SIGN    We Went to a Dragon's Wedding
SIGN    We Went to a Dragon's Wedding
[03:36] Azusa
    And on that note...
[03:39] Azusa
    We're now headed for Mount Rokko,
    the volcano where Laika's family lives.
[03:44] Azusa
    What a great view, eh, Halkara?
[03:49] Azusa
    Yes, yes, there you go. There you go.
[03:52] Azusa
    Yes, that's it. Get all that puke out.
[03:59] Halkara
    I feel better now.
[04:01] Azusa
    Are you okay? Don't push yourself too hard.
[04:03] Halkara
    You really are kind, Master...
[04:07] Halkara
    I think I actually wouldn't
    mind being kissed by you.
[04:11] SFX
    Sparkle!
[04:11] Azusa
    Absolutely not.
[04:15] Laika
    Everyone, we'll be arriving shortly.
[04:18] Laika
    That's Mount Rokko.
[04:23] Laika
    This is the venue for the first party.
[04:25] Falfa
    Wow! Look at all the dragons!
[04:29] Shalsha
    Biologically speaking, they're Red Dragons.
[04:31] Shalsha
    They're classified as part of the
    Dragon clan rather than as monsters.
[04:37] Red Dragon A
    Greetings, Elder Sister Laika.
[04:40] Azusa
    Whoa...
[04:42] Red Dragon B
    Your wings look as beautiful as ever today.
[04:45] Laika
    What we need most is not the
    wings we were born with.
[04:48] Laika
    It is knowing what we wish to improve upon.
[04:50] Red Dragon A
    You are so wonderful, Elder Sister Laika!
[04:53] Azusa
    Why do I feel like I'm at
    a school for rich girls?
[04:56] Laika
    Forgive me, Lady Azusa.
[04:58] Laika
    These are my juniors from
    the all-girls school I attended.
[05:00] Azusa
    Juniors from an all-girls school?!
[05:03] Girl
    Elder Sister!
[05:03] Girl
    Elder Sister!
[05:05] Laika
    Now, allow me to introduce you to my family.
[05:10] Falfa
    They're all so big!
[05:12] Shalsha
    They are indeed enormous.
[05:14] Laika
    Be very careful not to step onto any plates.
[05:19] Halkara
    Wait, no! No! I'm not food!
[05:26] Laika
    I have returned,
[05:28] Laika
    Father, Mother.
[05:30] Leila's Mom
    Welcome home, Laika.
[05:32] Leila's Dad
    It's good to have you home, my daughter!
[05:38] Azusa
    Your dad is so cheerful.
[05:40] Laika
    Father, there are guests here!
[05:42] Leila's Dad
    Ah, pardon me.
[05:45] Leila's Mom
    Our daughter has told us about you.
[05:48] Leila's Mom
    She hasn't caused any
    trouble for you, has she?
[05:51] Azusa
    No, not at all.
    She's actually been a big help.
[05:54] Leila
    Laika!
[05:56] Laika
    Sister!
[05:58] Leila
    You made it!
[06:00] Laika
    This is my older sister and her groom.
[06:02] Leila
    I am Laika's older sister, Leila.
[06:04] Azusa
    Congratulations on your wedding.
[06:07] Halkara
    So how did you two get together?
[06:10] Azusa
    She really is into love chats...
[06:12] Leila
    We were friends as children,
[06:15] Leila
    but when we saw each other again after
    80 years, we decided to get married.
[06:19] Azusa
    Eighty years is a heck of a span!
[06:21] Leila's Dad
    I am glad today has been so peaceful.
[06:24] Leila's Dad
    I hope the party concludes without incident.
[06:27] Azusa
    Are you worried something might happen?
[06:30] Leila's Dad
    Yes. Not all tribes within
    the Dragon clan get along.
[06:34] Leila's Dad
    Sometimes, Dragons from other
    clans come to crash our weddings.
[06:38] Azusa
    I'm pretty sure that was a flag...
[06:43] Leila's Dad
    So you've come after all...
[06:46] Leila's Dad
    Blue Dragons!
[06:53] Azusa
    Cold Breath?!
[06:57] Falfa
    So cold...
[06:58] Laika
    They are the Blue Dragons
    of the Heynt province!
[07:01] Laika
    They are shameless, barbaric Dragons
    that spew their icy breath everywhere!
[07:06] Flatorte
    Red Dragons, I hear you're
    celebrating a wedding today.
[07:12] Flatorte
    That pisses us off,
    so we're here to torment you!
[07:16] Laika
    That one's name is Flatorte.
[07:19] Laika
    She is known as the
    Bully Queen of the Blue Dragons.
[07:23] Azusa
    She sounds like a pain in the ass.
[07:24] Flatorte
    The nerve of getting married when
    you're barely 300 years old!
[07:28] Flatorte
    I've been single for over 400 years!
[07:31] Azusa
    That's the most pathetic
    reason you could give!
[07:34] Flatorte
    It's not only this party venue
    that I'm going to harass.
[07:38] Flatorte
    I've sent a separate force to the volcano.
[07:41] Flatorte
    We'll freeze it solid, too!
[07:43] Laika
    Father...
[07:44] Leila's Dad
    We have no choice. This calls for...
[07:46] Leila's Dad
    an all-out confrontation!
[07:50] Falfa
    I'm scared, Mama.
[07:52] Shalsha
    We should get away from here.
[07:54] Azusa
    Girls, just leave this to your mama.
[07:57] Azusa
    Halkara, we're running!
[07:59] SFX
    Ding...
[08:00] Azusa
    What are you doing?!
[08:01] Halkara
    My late grandpa's last words were that if
    you run into a dragon, you should play dead.
[08:08] Halkara
    Okay, I won't play dead anymore!
[08:16] Falfa
    Mama!
[08:19] Azusa
    Get down!
[08:24] Azusa
    Let's move!
[08:26] Laika
    Flatorte, I will not tolerate
    any further violence!
[08:29] Flatorte
    Shut up, Laika!
[08:30] Flatorte
    You haven't forgotten the fate
    of the Dragon tribes, have you?
[08:34] Laika
    Then I hope you are prepared.
[08:37] Flatorte
    Bring it on!
[08:46] Azusa
    We should be safe now.
[08:48] Halkara
    Laika's fighting her hardest.
[08:51] Azusa
    That's my pupil for you!
[08:54] Azusa
    It does irritate me,
[08:56] Azusa
    but this is their own clan's problem.
[08:58] Azusa
    An outsider like me shouldn't be butting in.
[09:04] Blue Dragon B
    You are friends of the
    Red Dragons, are you not?
[09:07] Azusa
    And what if we are?
[09:09] Blue Dragon B
    We will hurt you and ruin their wedding!
[09:14] Falfa
    Mama!
[09:15] Shalsha
    Mother...
[09:18] Azusa
    Don't you go scaring little
    kids like these...
[09:23] Azusa
    just to be a bully!
[09:29] Falfa
    Mama, you're amazing!
[09:30] Shalsha
    I respect you so much...
[09:32] Azusa
    Halkara, take Falfa and
    Shalsha somewhere to hide.
[09:36] Halkara
    Okay, Master! Got it!
[09:38] Azusa
    I maxed out my level without
    even realizing it,
[09:42] Azusa
    but I'm gonna use this power
    to protect my family...
[09:46] Azusa
    in any way I can!
[09:50] Leila's Dad
    Laika, can we handle them?
[09:51] Laika
    There are far too many of them, even for us.
[09:58] Blue Dragon C
    What?!
[09:59] Laika
    Is this...
[10:05] Laika
    Lady Azusa!
[10:06] Blue Dragon E
    Damn it!
[10:12] Blue Dragon E
    Wh-What?!
[10:18] Blue Dragon F
    Everyone, fire!
[10:22] Laika
    Watch out!
[10:29] Blue Dragon F
    What?!
[10:37] Leila's Dad
    She took out so many of them alone?
[10:40] Laika
    Lady Azusa! Flatorte is behind you!
[10:43] Flatorte
    Just who are you?
[10:46] Flatorte
    How? How is it possible for a human
    to physically defeat a dragon?
[10:51] Azusa
    Rome wasn't built in a day. I guess
    that's what it comes down to.
[10:55] Flatorte
    Rome?
[10:56] Azusa
    It means if you just keep
    steadily working at something,
[10:59] Azusa
    it'll all work out!
[11:04] Flatorte
    Curse you...
[11:05] Flatorte
    I'll freeze you!
[11:08] Azusa
    Oh, come on.
[11:09] Azusa
    Is that all you know how to do?!
[11:11] Flatorte
    Take this!
[11:17] Flatorte
    That's hot!
[11:19] Azusa
    Witch's...
[11:22] Azusa
    Axe Kick!
[11:30] Azusa
    Still want to fight?
[11:33] Blue Dragons
    We're sorry!
[11:35] Laika
    Lady Azusa!
[11:38] Laika
    Everyone! Lady Azusa has won the battle!
[11:42] Laika
    This is the power of the
    Witch of the Highlands!
[11:44] Dragons
    Long live the Witch of the Highlands!
[11:46] Azusa
    Laika!
[11:48] Azusa
    It's too soon to declare this finished.
[11:50] Laika
    She did say she sent a separate
    force to the volcano.
[11:54] Laika
    Lady Azusa, please get on my back.
[11:57] Azusa
    Right!
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes
    for 300 Years and
    Maxed Out My Level
[12:06] Laika
    There are hot springs in this town,
[12:08] Laika
    so I'm worried that innocent
    tourists will be hurt.
[12:12] Azusa
    At a glance, I don't see
    any signs of fighting.
[12:16] Laika
    If nothing is happening,
    all the better, but still...
[12:19] Laika
    I only want my sister's wedding
    to be a joyous occasion.
[12:24] Azusa
    Don't worry. This'll be over soon,
[12:28] Azusa
    and your sister's wedding will continue.
[12:31] Laika
    Right.
[12:34] Azusa
    What's that?
[12:35] Laika
    Lady Azusa...
[12:39] Azusa
    What is this?!
[12:40] Laika
    Blue Dragons?
[12:42] Azusa
    It's draining their power to weaken them!
[12:45] Azusa
    This is some pretty underhanded magic.
[12:47] Beelzebub
    What brings you two here?
[12:49] Beelzebub
    Quite the coincidence,
    seeing you here of all places.
[12:52] Azusa
    Beelzebub!
[12:53] Azusa
    What are you doing here?
[12:55] Beelzebub
    This volcano produces some fine hot springs.
[12:59] Beelzebub
    I come here occasionally
    to relax and rejuvenate.
[13:02] Azusa
    Then was this...
[13:04] Beelzebub
    Yes, I was strolling around the town,
[13:07] Beelzebub
    and I found these fools saying they
    were here to harass the place,
[13:12] Beelzebub
    so I cast some demon magic that
    causes extreme weakness upon them.
[13:16] Laika
    You defeated five Blue Dragons by yourself?
[13:20] Beelzebub
    I am a high demon who has
    lived for 3,000 years.
[13:24] Beelzebub
    It's inconceivable that I would lose.
[13:25] Beelzebub
    And you, Azusa, cannot begin
    to fathom what will happen
[13:28] Beelzebub
    the next time you fight me fair and square.
[13:31] Beelzebub
    I am strong, after all...
[13:32] Azusa
    Beelzebub!
[13:34] Azusa
    You just saved the
     Red Dragons from disaster!
[13:38] Azusa
    Thank you!
[13:39] Beelzebub
    Don't hug me!
[13:41] Beelzebub
    I didn't do it for you!
[13:42] Beelzebub
    I only took down those dragons
    because they were acting cocky!
[13:45] Azusa
    Sniff, sniff.
[13:47] Azusa
    You smell so nice!
[13:49] Beelzebub
    That's because I just got out of the bath.
[13:52] Beelzebub
    Wait, forget about that!
    Get off of me at once!
[14:01] Falfa
    I was so scared, Mama!
[14:03] Shalsha
    Mother...
[14:04] Halkara
    Was the volcano all right?
[14:06] Azusa
    Yeah.
[14:07] Azusa
    All thanks to Beelzebub.
[14:09] Beelzebub
    Oh, come on. I was only there
    to make use of the baths.
[14:13] Azusa
    Well, I think it's time we finish this,
[14:17] Azusa
    Falafel Tart.
[14:18] Flatorte
    It's Flatorte! Get my name right!
[14:21] Azusa
    Fine, I get it. So take
    your human form already.
[14:24] Azusa
    Let's talk.
[14:33] Flatorte
    Is this what you want?
[14:35] Laika
    This is the amount you owe in
    damages after today's conflict.
[14:38] Laika
    We will need you to pay this.
[14:40] Flatorte
    Huh?!
[14:41] Flatorte
    Y-You're making me pay that much?
[14:43] Laika
    This covers all expenses,
[14:44] Laika
    including treatment for the injured
    and inconvenience recompense.
[14:47] Laika
    If you refuse, you will never
    move from this spot again.
[14:50] Laika
    Is that what you want?
[14:51] Flatorte
    I-I don't like that, either...
[14:54] Flatorte
    Fine. I'll accept your conditions.
[14:57] Azusa
    Good. The negotiations are complete.
[15:00] Azusa
    But since we're talking, there's one
    more thing I'd like to discuss.
[15:04] Azusa
    I want you to agree to a treaty,
    in addition to the damages you're paying.
[15:07] Flatorte
    A treaty?
[15:09] Azusa
    Yes, a non-aggression treaty between
    the Blue Dragons and the Red Dragons.
[15:14] Azusa
    Of course, coming around to harass
    them will be out of the question.
[15:17] Flatorte
    B-But then I would have no reason to live!
[15:21] Azusa
    If you don't agree, you can
    never go back to your homeland.
[15:24] Azusa
    Do you want to feel like you're stuck at work
[15:27] Azusa
    for three straight days
    with no chance to go home?
[15:29] Flatorte
    Your smile is scaring me!
[15:31] Azusa
    Then, let's seal this agreement. Okay?
[15:34] Flatorte
    Fine, I agree! I agree!
[15:37] Flatorte
    So please forgive me now...
[15:40] Azusa
    Okay, the treaty is concluded.
[15:42] Azusa
    Now, Mount Rokko should have peace.
[15:45] Laika
    Lady Azusa...
[15:47] Laika
    Thank you for doing all
    this for our homeland!
[15:51] Azusa
    Beelzebub, take care of the rest, okay?
[15:54] Beelzebub
    I know.
[15:55] Beelzebub
    Ahem.
[15:56] Beelzebub
    The Witch of the Highlands and myself have
    borne witness to the creation of this treaty.
[16:03] Beelzebub
    If either party should
    break this agreement...
[16:06] Beelzebub
    you know what will happen, yes?
[16:07] SFX
    Grovel!
[16:09] Flatorte
    I never should have done this...
[16:11] Azusa
    Beelzebub, thanks so much for everything!
[16:14] Beelzebub
    No one but you would use the
    Lord of the Flies in this way.
[16:19] Azusa
    I'll be counting on you even
    more from now on!
[16:22] Beelzebub
    Stop hugging me over every little thing!
[16:28] Azusa
    So everyone takes their human
    forms for the second party, huh?
[16:31] Laika
    Yes, the second party is
    where we all eat our fill!
[16:35] Shalsha
    I'm already full.
[16:37] Falfa
    Shalsha, you should rest for a bit.
[16:40] Shalsha
    Thanks.
[16:41] Azusa
    Falfa, you're being such
    a good older sister.
[16:45] Halkara
    Master!
[16:48] Halkara
    This booze is way too strong!
[16:51] Azusa
    Halkara, you ate a lot before drinking.
    You'd better be careful.
[16:56] Halkara
    I'll be fine!
[16:58] Halkara
    I've already puked my guts out today!
[17:01] Azusa
    That's my point!
[17:04] Beelzebub
    Honestly, that elf has nothing going for
    her but the Nutri-Spirit she makes.
[17:10] Leila
    Lady Azusa.
[17:13] Azusa
    Wow...
[17:14] Azusa
    Leila, you look beautiful!
[17:16] Leila
    We were able to continue the
    ceremony thanks to all of you.
[17:21] Leila's Husband
    We are grateful.
[17:22] Azusa
    Oh, no... all I did was lend a little hand.
[17:25] Beelzebub
    It's good to see you know your place.
[17:28] Beelzebub
    If you will continue to idolize me this way,
[17:31] Beelzebub
    I would be glad to offer
    my assistance again.
[17:33] Azusa
    Beelzebub, don't act so high-and-mighty.
[17:36] Beelzebub
    Well, can you blame me?
    I am high and mighty.
[17:40] Leila
    I'm happy for you, Laika.
[17:43] Leila
    You've made such wonderful friends.
[17:47] Leila
    Now you won't be lonely
    when I'm no longer around.
[17:50] Laika
    Sister...
[17:54] Laika
    I truly congratulate you.
[17:56] Leila
    Thank you, Laika.
[18:01] Laika
    Sister—
[18:01] Husband
    Leila, may I?
[18:03] Husband
    Regarding our plans after this...
[18:11] Flatorte
    So... Leila...
[18:13] Flatorte
    Congratulations.
[18:15] Flatorte
    You'd better live in happiness.
[18:17] Leila
    Flatorte...
[18:19] Flatorte
    I was defeated this time.
[18:22] Flatorte
    Having lost, I give you
    my sincerest blessings.
[18:25] Azusa
    This Blue Dragon does have her
    good points, doesn't she?
[18:29] Leila
    Thank you.
[18:31] Leila
    I'll live in happiness for you, as well,
[18:33] Leila
    since you can't marry.
[18:35] Flatorte
    Why did you have to say it like that?!
[18:36] Flatorte
    It's not that I can't!
    I'm just not going to!
[18:39] Leila
    What's this? Did you not come
    here to give me your blessing?
[18:42] Flatorte
    Hmph! I hope you get divorced right away!
[18:46] Laika
    Red Dragons and Blue Dragons have
    a complicated relationship.
[18:49] Azusa
    This little scene kinda
    gave me that impression.
[18:56] Azusa
    Whew, I ate so much. And it was all so good!
[19:01] Azusa
    I hope Halkara's okay.
    She seemed to be drinking a lot.
[19:05] Laika
    U-Um, Lady Azusa...
[19:12] Laika
    I'd like... to ask you for a favor.
[19:19] Laika
    I was always more athletic
    than my older sister,
[19:23] Laika
    and I was always better
    at fighting, as well...
[19:27] Laika
    but when our parents yelled at
    me or anything made me upset,
[19:31] Laika
    my older sister always did this for me.
[19:38] Azusa
    It'll be hard to ask her for this
    now that she's married, huh?
[19:42] Laika
    Yes.
[19:45] Azusa
    Well, then...
[19:46] Azusa
    I don't mind doing this every now and then.
[19:50] Laika
    N-No...
[19:53] Laika
    This can be considered a special occasion.
[20:00] Laika
    Thank you.
[20:05] Azusa
    What's going on?
[20:06] Azusa
    What the heck is she doing?
[20:09] Falfa
    Come on, Halkara, wake up.
[20:12] Shalsha
    When you drink booze,
    the booze shouldn't drink you.
[20:15] Halkara
    Are you saying my fruit
    wine isn't drinkable?!
[20:19] Beelzebub
    Honestly, this elf is nothing but trouble.
[20:23] Beelzebub
    Hup.
[20:25] Halkara
    I feel sick...
[20:27] Beelzebub
    If you puke, I will tear you apart and
    roast every piece, down to your soul.
[20:31] Halkara
    I'll hold it in...
[20:32] Azusa
    Beelzebub! Sorry about that!
[20:35] Beelzebub
    Azusa, I do believe she's had enough.
[20:38] Beelzebub
    Since you're here, why don't you spend
    the night at the volcano hot spring resort?
[20:42] Beelzebub
    I'm staying there, as well.
[20:44] Azusa
    Hot springs, huh? Should we?
[20:46] Falfa
    I wanna go in the hot springs!
[20:49] Shalsha
    The Rokko Hot Springs feature seven
    different types of hot springs,
[20:52] Shalsha
    excluding only sulfuric and acidic types.
[20:54] Shalsha
    They're good for people with cold
    sensitivity or high blood pressure.
[20:58] Laika
    If you wish to stay there,
    I will make the arrangements.
[21:01] Azusa
    Well, we don't need to
    be home tonight, so...
[21:04] Azusa
    Let's do it!
[21:06] Twins
    Yeah!
[21:08] SFX
    Klik-klak!
[21:10] Beelzebub
    Truly, though...
[21:11] Beelzebub
    I do enjoy being around you people.
    I always know fun things will happen.
[21:17] Azusa
    Well, Beelzebub, you help me
    out a lot when I ask for it,
[21:21] Azusa
    and you like looking out for us.
[21:23] Azusa
    You're kinda like an older sister.
[21:24] Beelzebub
    Me? An older sister?
[21:27] Beelzebub
    It seems to me you're only
    using me for your convenience.
[21:30] Azusa
    I have my two daughters...
[21:32] Azusa
    Laika for my younger sister...
[21:35] Azusa
    and Beelzebub for my older sister.
[21:37] Azusa
    That sounds like a pretty
    nice family, right?
[21:41] Halkara
    Hey, wait a minute!
[21:43] Halkara
    You left me out of the family!
[21:46] Azusa
    Oh, that's right.
[21:48] Azusa
    Let's see... Halkara can be...
[21:51] Azusa
    the trouble-making junior!
[21:53] Halkara
    Master! That's not fair!
[21:57] Halkara
    Come on, Master!
[21:59] Azusa
    Okay, sorry!