E3 - Along Came an Elf

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[00:07] Azusa
    My life has suddenly become
    a lot more lively.
[00:12] Azusa
    The reason couldn't be clearer:
[00:14] Azusa
    because we're a family of four now.
[00:16] Shalsha
    Shall we read a book, Big Sister?
[00:18] Falfa
    Sure!
[00:19] Falfa
    I love the books you read
    to me! They're so fun!
[00:22] Shalsha
    Then let's read Lauretta's History of
    the Rise and Fall of the Elvish People: Vol. 3,
[00:27] Shalsha
    chapter 5, passage 2,
[00:29] Shalsha
    the commercial policy failures of the
     Clar Dynasty of the province of Hrant.
[00:33] Azusa
    That's way too specialized!
[00:34] Shalsha
    The private army of Kranke, the first ruler
    of the Clar Dynasty, grew so mighty
[00:39] Shalsha
    that it attained the status of a military
    clique among the elves of Hrant.
[00:43] Shalsha
    Eventually, in the year 405,
    he declared himself king.
[00:44] Azusa
    Elves, huh? I've never met an elf.
[00:51] SFX
    Boing!
[00:52] SFX
    Tight!
[00:52] SFX
    Boing!
[00:56] Halkara
    Um...
[00:57] Shalsha
    It's an elf.
[00:59] Azusa
    And what can I do for you?
[01:01] Halkara
    Um, someone is after me...
[01:04] Halkara
    and I was hoping the Witch of
    the Highlands could help me.
[01:08] Azusa
    I bet I can guess who
    would go after an elf...
[01:11] Azusa
    Are there any orcs around here?
[01:13] Halkara
    It's not orcs!
[01:15] Halkara
    I want you to save me from
    the high demon Beelzebub!
[01:19] Azusa
    I'm not home right now.
[01:21] Halkara
    Wait! I'm begging you!
[01:23] Halkara
    I don't know of anyone who could help
    me but the Witch of the Highlands!
[01:28] Azusa
    I don't want to fight a monster that scary!
[01:31] Halkara
    Please don't say that! I heard
    you're incredibly strong!
[01:34] Azusa
    I refuse!
[01:36] Halkara
    I'm begging you, Most Powerful,
    Berserk, Wonderful, Strong Witch!
[01:40] Azusa
    Don't give me weird names that
    make me sound like a wrestler!
[01:43] SFX
    Bzzz...
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
    and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN    Along Came an Elf
SIGN    Along Came an Elf
[03:20] Halkara
    I came here from a small nation of
    elves in the province of Hrant.
[03:25] Halkara
    I'm Halkara the apothecary.
[03:28] Falfa
    Apothecary?
[03:30] Shalsha
    It's someone who makes medicines.
[03:32] Azusa
    That's similar to my line of work.
[03:34] Laika
    Yes, witches make medicines, as well.
[03:37] Halkara
    I specialize in plants, though.
[03:40] Azusa
    Well, now we know what you do for a living,
[03:43] Azusa
    but why would Beelzebub want
    to go after an apothecary?
[03:46] Halkara
    The truth is, I'm one of the
    highest-paid apothecaries.
[03:51] Halkara
    I collected components of mushrooms and
    plants with exceptional nutritional value
[03:54] Halkara
    to make an alcoholic drink
    called Nutri-Spirit.
[03:57] Azusa
    Nutri-Spirit?
[03:59] Halkara
    When you're tired,
    just one bottle of this...
[04:01] Halkara
    ...clears your mind!
[04:02] Halkara
    ...strengthens your body!
[04:03] Halkara
    Halkara's Nutri-Spirit!
[04:05] Halkara
    It'll get you through your tough job!
[04:10] Halkara
    Hustle charge!
[04:11] Azusa
    It's just an energy drink.
[04:13] Azusa
    Sure, I had a lot of them when
    I pulled all-nighters, but...
[04:16] Halkara
    Nutri-Spirit became popular everywhere,
[04:19] Halkara
    making it an explosive hit.
[04:21] Halkara
    I even started a factory in town,
    but production still couldn't keep up.
[04:25] Halkara
    It's just that successful and profitable!
[04:28] Azusa
    Yeah, I got that.
[04:30] Laika
    And why is Beelzebub after you?
[04:33] Halkara
    Apparently, she acquired some and drank it,
[04:36] Halkara
    but it seems to be poisonous to demons.
[04:39] Halkara
    After drinking it, she passed
    out with a high fever
[04:42] Halkara
    and nearly ended up going straight to Hell.
[04:44] Azusa
    A demon... going to Hell?
[04:47] Azusa
    So you're saying Beelzebub is
    holding a grudge over that.
[04:51] Halkara
    That's right.
[04:52] Halkara
    She's been fuming that she'll kill
    "whoever made this vile poison."
[04:58] Halkara
    It got me chased out of my own town!
[05:01] Halkara
    I have nowhere to go anymore!
[05:04] Halkara
    Please! You have to help me!
[05:07] Falfa
    Mama, I feel so bad for the elf lady.
[05:10] Shalsha
    I can't bear to see someone
    with no home to go back to.
[05:16] Azusa
    All right. I'll help y—
[05:18] Halkara
    Thank you so much!
[05:19] Azusa
    You changed your tune quick!
[05:21] Azusa
    But I have no intention
    of fighting Beelzebub!
[05:24] Azusa
    I'll only shelter you!
[05:27] Azusa
    When you go out, wear this robe.
[05:30] Azusa
    The story is that you're the second
    pupil of Azusa, Witch of the Highlands.
[05:35] Halkara
    Thank you, Master!
[05:38] SFX
    Boom!
[05:39] SFX
    Boing!
[05:42] Halkara
    I'm sorry... It's just a bit tight on me...
[05:46] Azusa
    This might not work.
[05:48] Azusa
    Halkara, has anyone ever told
    you that you're very well-developed?
[05:51] Halkara
    About 750 times a year or so...
[05:54] Azusa
    That's about twice a day!
[05:56] SFX
    Bzzz...
[05:58] Azusa
    You who have wicked hearts,
[06:00] Azusa
    be caught in this net and
    become incapacitated.
[06:04] Azusa
    This net will fall upon you as
    if it has a will of its own.
[06:13] Azusa
    There. That doesn't look too bad.
[06:16] Azusa
    Now Beelzebub won't be able to get in.
[06:19] Halkara
    Thank you so much!
[06:23] All
    Let's eat!
[06:30] Laika
    Um, is something wrong?
[06:33] Halkara
    When I was busy with work,
    I ate out all the time,
[06:36] Halkara
    and when I was being chased, I survived
    on tree nuts I found in the forest.
[06:41] Halkara
    It's been so long since I had a warm
    meal like this with anyone else...
[06:46] Falfa
    Cheer up, Halkara!
[06:48] Shalsha
    Halkara, have some of this
    raspberry jam. It's my favorite.
[06:53] Halkara
    Thank you so much!
[07:00] Azusa
    Sorry to have you gather
    medicinal herbs with me.
[07:03] Azusa
    I bet the ones around here are
    different from yours, huh?
[07:06] Halkara
    Yes, they are.
[07:08] Halkara
    Ah! Here we go!
[07:10] Halkara
    A dawn king mushroom!
[07:12] Halkara
    This one's a greater round mushroom.
[07:13] Halkara
    And these are rolling rat mushrooms!
[07:16] Azusa
    You're only picking mushrooms...
[07:17] Halkara
    Well, mushrooms are my specialty!
[07:20] Halkara
    Please be very careful.
[07:22] Halkara
    Some of these are poison mushrooms
    that are dangerous to eat raw.
[07:26] Halkara
    But take this one, for example...
[07:28] Halkara
    If you boil it for about ten minutes,
    the poisons break down and disappear!
[07:33] Halkara
    Then you can use them for cooking!
[07:35] Azusa
    Wow...
[07:36] Halkara
    By the way, the poison gives
    you a warm, fuzzy feeling,
[07:39] Halkara
    so connoisseurs leave a bit
    in them when cooking them.
[07:42] Azusa
    That mushroom's borderline insane!
[07:47] Azusa
    This herb-gathering was way more
    productive than I expected!
[07:51] Azusa
    Thanks!
[07:52] Halkara
    Not at all. I'm glad you
    had such a good time.
[07:56] Halkara
    Oh, looks like the small ones are ready.
[08:01] Halkara
    This called elvin sauce.
[08:04] Halkara
    It's made by fermenting
    several types of beans.
[08:07] Azusa
    It smells like soy sauce.
[08:13] Azusa
    This is good!
[08:15] Azusa
    It is soy sauce!
[08:16] Halkara
    Please eat all you'd like.
[08:19] Azusa
    I had no idea there were
    so many edible mushrooms!
[08:23] Halkara
    We elves don't live in
    the forest for nothing.
[08:28] Azusa
    I'd love to teach the villagers how to make
    optimal use of the forest's bounties, too.
[08:35] Halkara
    That's a nice idea!
[08:38] Azusa
    I need to get my daughters
    and Laika to try it, too!
[08:41] Halkara
    I'll be glad to provide all
    the guidance you need!
[08:45] Azusa
    Come on, you're laughing a little too much.
[08:48] Halkara
    You're right... But I just can't stop!
[08:53] Azusa
    Wait...
[08:55] Azusa
    Halkara, are those poison
    mushrooms you're eating?
[08:59] Halkara
    What are you talking about?
    I'm a mushroom expert!
[09:03] Halkara
    Striped wave mushrooms don't contain poison.
[09:06] Halkara
    Orange pencil mushrooms don't
    contain poison, either.
[09:08] Halkara
    Triangular chestnut mushrooms
    do contain poison!
[09:12] Azusa
    You did have a poisonous one in the mix!
[09:15] Halkara
    You're right!
[09:16] Halkara
    I put one from the
    medicinal-use zone in here!
[09:19] Azusa
    Your sorting method's too careless!
[09:21] Azusa
    That's one I haven't eaten yet.
[09:24] Azusa
    That's a silver lining, I guess.
[09:27] Halkara
    I did eat one...
[09:30] Azusa
    What symptoms does it cause?
[09:32] Halkara
    It stimulates your mind and body
    so you laugh uncontrollably...
[09:37] Halkara
    And... it works as an aphrodisiac, too...
[09:41] Azusa
    Huh? Aphrodisiac?
[09:42] Halkara
    That means it temporarily
    makes you feel very lewd.
[09:47] Halkara
    Huh?
[09:49] Halkara
    Why are you moving away, Master?
[09:53] Azusa
    Because I suspect you're
    full of poison right now!
[09:56] Halkara
    Master...
[09:57] SFX
    Jiggle, jiggle...
[09:58] Halkara
    Would you like to do something fun with me?
[10:01] Halkara
    Actually... please do it...
[10:03] Azusa
    No way!
[10:05] Halkara
    Don't worry. I promise
    it'll make you feel good.
[10:09] Azusa
    That's not what I'm worried about!
[10:12] Halkara
    Please...
[10:20] SFX
    Ta-da!
[10:21] SFX
    Ta-da!
[10:22] SFX
    Ta-da!
[10:23] SFX
    Ta-da!
[10:25] Laika
    Um... What happened while you
    two were gathering herbs?
[10:28] Azusa
    Oh, stuff.
[10:30] Azusa
    I neutralized the poison with magic, though.
[10:32] Halkara
    I made a careless mistake...
[10:35] Halkara
    I'm sorry. Please don't ask questions.
[10:38] Halkara
    Accept these mushroom dishes as my apology.
[10:40] Falfa
    Yummy!
[10:42] Shalsha
    It's wonderfully seasoned.
[10:45] Laika
    This is delicious!
[10:46] Halkara
    Isn't it?!
[10:47] Halkara
    Striped wave mushrooms puff up
    when you wrap them before cooking!
[10:50] Halkara
    They're the best!
[10:52] Azusa
    You bounced back quick!
[10:53] Laika
    Our cooking repertoire will
    expand with you here, Halkara.
[10:57] Halkara
    Thank you so much!
[10:59] SFX
    Bzzz...
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes
    for 300 Years and
    Maxed Out My Level
[11:11] Halkara
    Master, you're so quick at defeating slimes.
[11:15] Azusa
    I've been doing it for 300 years.
[11:18] Azusa
    Okay, Halkara, give it a try.
[11:20] Halkara
    Yah!
[11:21] SFX
    Bob!
[11:23] Halkara
    Yah!
[11:24] SFX
    Boing!
[11:25] Azusa
    Tch.
[11:26] Halkara
    Yah!
[11:29] Halkara
    I managed to defeat it.
[11:32] Guy
    Wow, check it out...
[11:34] Old
    Thank you for this blessing.
[11:37] Azusa
    So... do you always get stared at this much?
[11:39] Halkara
    Oh...
[11:40] Halkara
    It's sort of my fate.
[11:43] Halkara
    You should have more confidence,
    too, even if you're small.
[11:46] Azusa
    I-I'm not that small!
[11:49] Azusa
    But...
[11:50] Azusa
    It does seem curious that there are
    more women staring at you, too.
[11:56] Natalie
    Oh, an adventurer put that up this morning.
[12:00] Halkara
    Oh, dear...
[12:01] Azusa
    A "wanted" notice?
[12:03] Natalie
    The reward for it is quite generous, isn't it?
[12:06] Natalie
    I guess those who have it, have it...
[12:09] Natalie
    and those who don't... don't.
[12:11] Natalie
    I do all kinds of mundane
    tasks, day in and day out!
[12:12] Azusa
    "Searching for a female apothecary
    in the province of Hrant
[12:15] Azusa
    who makes a product called Nutri-Spirit.
[12:17] Natalie
    Maybe I should become an adventurer, too...
[12:17] Azusa
    Goes by the name Halkara.
[12:19] Azusa
    She is currently on the run from Hrant.
[12:22] Azusa
    Most notable physical feature:
    her very large chest.
[12:25] Azusa
    Reward of 15 million gold for
    the one who captures her.
[12:31] Azusa
    Posted by the demon Beelzebub."
[12:33] Laika
    She's already made her move...
[12:36] Azusa
    At least we have the lack of a physical
    description going in our favor...
[12:40] Azusa
    But it's just a matter of
    time before she comes here.
[12:44] Azusa
    Laika, can you evacuate my daughters
    to some village far from here?
[12:48] Laika
    Of course.
[12:50] Shalsha
    Mother, I want to fight with you.
[12:53] Azusa
    Thank you.
[12:54] Azusa
    Your willingness alone is enough.
[12:56] Shalsha
    But...
[12:57] Falfa
    Shalsha, don't make things
    difficult for Mama.
[13:00] Falfa
    You might think what you're saying
    makes you a good daughter,
[13:03] Falfa
    but that's not what being
    a good daughter means.
[13:05] Shalsha
    Okay, Big Sister. I understand.
[13:08] Falfa
    Good girl, Shalsha!
[13:12] Azusa
    Thanks, you two.
[13:15] Laika
    Now, we must hurry.
[13:17] Laika
    I will revert to my dragon form
    at once and take them away.
[13:20] Azusa
    Right.
[13:26] Azusa
    I hope the barrier I put up
    this morning keeps her away.
[13:31] SFX
    Bzzz...
[13:32] Azusa
    Please don't let anything happen...
[13:40] Halkara
    Having Nutri-Spirit on hand makes
    me feel like I can fight all night!
[13:44] Azusa
    I can't believe you can drink
    that at a time like this.
[13:47] Halkara
    The whole concept of my medicine-making
[13:50] Halkara
    is to make things I'd
    want to consume myself.
[13:53] Halkara
    You're drinking it yourself,
    aren't you, Master?
[13:56] Azusa
    Huh? No, I haven't had any.
[13:59] Halkara
    Huh?
[14:00] Halkara
    But look.
[14:01] Azusa
    I really didn't have any.
[14:04] Azusa
    Also, Halkara, did you eat dinner?
[14:06] Azusa
    What? No, I didn't.
[14:09] Halkara
    Th-This is a joke, right?
[14:11] Azusa
    I wouldn't joke at a time like this.
[14:14] SFX
    Bzzz...
[14:15] SFX
    Bzzz...
[14:16] Azusa
    Hey...
[14:17] Halkara
    Yes?
[14:17] Azusa
    Beelzebub is a fly, right?
[14:17] SFX
    Bzzz...
[14:20] Halkara
    Yes, she's also known as
    the Lord of the Flies.
[14:24] Azusa
    I'm just wondering here, but...
[14:27] Halkara
    C-Certainly not!
    That's just a filthy little fly!
[14:30] Halkara
    It's a lowly creature that
    swarms around horse poop!
[14:33] Halkara
    There's no way it's a
    terrifying demon like...
[14:37] Beelzebub
    Who are you calling a lowly creature?
[14:40] Halkara
    Master, don't start doing
    crazy voice impersonations!
[14:44] Azusa
    I didn't say anything.
[14:46] Halkara
    Then whose voice was that?
[14:48] Beelzebub
    Mine!
[14:59] Beelzebub
    My name is Beelzebub.
[15:02] Beelzebub
    Excuse me for being nothing
    but a lowly creature.
[15:06] Halkara
    "Lowly creature" was just
    a figure of speech!
[15:09] Halkara
    I am but a speck of dust!
[15:10] Halkara
    I had no intention of saying such a
    thing about a great being like you!
[15:14] Beelzebub
    It is that speck of dust
    that I came here to find.
[15:20] Azusa
    You've been hiding out in this
    house all along, haven't you?
[15:23] Beelzebub
    Of course.
[15:24] Beelzebub
    I've been making myself at
    home since she arrived.
[15:28] Azusa
    Why didn't you reveal yourself right away?
[15:30] Beelzebub
    I wanted to make sure this
    woman truly was Halkara.
[15:34] Beelzebub
    Also, flying around in houses
    in the form of a fly
[15:38] Beelzebub
    is my favorite way to spend
    my extended vacations.
[15:41] Azusa
    That's pretty unique!
[15:46] Beelzebub
    Halkara, I went through
    great pains to find you,
[15:49] Beelzebub
    but it was very much worth it.
[15:52] Halkara
    Please spare me! I'll do anything!
[15:56] Beelzebub
    Oh?
[15:57] Beelzebub
    Anything, you say?
    That is what my ears heard.
[16:03] Azusa
    All dealings with my pupil will
    have to be made through me.
[16:06] Halkara
    Master!
[16:07] Beelzebub
    Witch of the Highlands,
    you intend to stand in my way?
[16:11] Azusa
    My pupil doesn't seem
    interested in seeing you.
[16:14] Azusa
    I'll have to ask you to leave.
[16:16] Beelzebub
    When told to leave, it is only natural
    that I want to leave even less.
[16:21] Beelzebub
    Or... do you wish to fight me?
[16:26] Beelzebub
    That's perfect.
[16:28] Beelzebub
    I haven't fought in so long,
    I was starting to get rusty.
[16:31] Azusa
    Let's fight fair and square.
[16:34] Beelzebub
    My thoughts exactly.
[16:41] Beelzebub
    I suppose I'll go over there, too.
[16:45] Beelzebub
    Are you sure about this? A mere human
    is bound to regret defying me!
[16:50] Beelzebub
    I will show you just how terrifying
    the power of a high demon is—
[16:56] Azusa
    Oh, the barrier.
[16:58] Azusa
    Oh, no!
[17:03] Beelzebub
    Did you not say we would
    fight fair and square?!
[17:06] Beelzebub
    What was that?!
[17:08] Azusa
    Uh, I mean...
[17:09] Azusa
    I didn't think it would work when
    you tried to leave, too... uh...
[17:14] Azusa
    Sorry.
[17:15] Beelzebub
    You think apologizing will help?!
[17:17] Beelzebub
    Honestly, talk about raining on my parade...
[17:22] Beelzebub
    I challenge you...
[17:24] Azusa
    Uh, aren't you exhausted already?
[17:26] Beelzebub
    Please! This is nothing!
[17:30] Beelzebub
    I feel ill...
[17:31] Beelzebub
    And I'm having chills...
    and I feel a bit nauseous...
[17:36] Beelzebub
    I... can't...
[17:38] Azusa
    Whoa, whoa!
[17:42] Halkara
    Huh? What happened?
[17:43] Azusa
    Halkara, help me out!
[17:47] Halkara
    Master, what are you doing?
[17:50] Azusa
    Making healing magic.
[17:52] Halkara
    Huh?!
[17:53] Azusa
    God of the earth, it is not yet known
    whether your chaotic power is good or evil.
[17:59] Azusa
    Grant that power unto me now.
[18:02] Azusa
    Wait...
[18:03] Azusa
    Hey, is healing magic...
[18:05] Azusa
    something you can use on a demon?
[18:07] Halkara
    Huh? I think... it should be fine...
[18:11] Azusa
    Okay! If it's not, I blame you!
[18:14] Halkara
    That's too heavy a burden to bear!
[18:19] Halkara
    Her color looks a bit better!
[18:21] Azusa
    All right! We're gonna keep doing this!
[18:28] Halkara
    Master, she's awake!
[18:30] Azusa
    Beelzebub, you okay?
[18:33] Beelzebub
    Yes, the nausea has subsided.
[18:36] Beelzebub
    And the chills are gone.
[18:37] Azusa
    Thank goodness!
[18:39] Azusa
    You just need to rest for a while now.
[18:42] Beelzebub
    Witch of the Highlands,
    I thought you were a coward,
[18:46] Beelzebub
    but you are quite the remarkable woman.
[18:49] Azusa
    If you died on me because of that,
    I'd regret it for centuries.
[18:54] Beelzebub
    Once I recover, I'd like to
    drink your Nutri-Spirit again.
[18:58] Halkara
    Huh?
[18:59] Azusa
    But if you do, it might
    almost kill you again!
[19:01] Beelzebub
    What are you talking about?
[19:03] Halkara
    I heard that you developed a high fever
    and nearly died after drinking it...
[19:08] Beelzebub
    Ah...
[19:09] Beelzebub
    I drank it during an all-nighter,
    and it filled me with the drive to work.
[19:13] Beelzebub
    I took it too far and overworked myself,
[19:15] Beelzebub
    which caused me to break out in a fever,
[19:17] Beelzebub
    but only because I put too
    much stress on my body.
[19:20] Both
    Huh?
[19:21] Halkara
    Your Nutri-Spirit is loved
[19:23] Halkara
    not only by the Devil himself,
    but by all demons.
[19:27] Beelzebub
    Which is why I came to ask
    you to make some more.
[19:30] Halkara
    S-So that's what you wanted...
[19:32] Halkara
    That's all? What a relief!
[19:37] Azusa
    Hey.
[19:38] Halkara
    I'm sorry!
[19:43] Both
    Let's eat!
[19:45] Laika
    I'm so relieved that it
    was a misunderstanding.
[19:48] Halkara
    I made another careless mistake...
[19:50] Azusa
    Well, I'm just glad I didn't
    end up fighting for no reason.
[19:54] Falfa
    That's great, Halkara!
[19:56] Shalsha
    Now you can make Nutri-Spirit again.
[19:58] Halkara
    Oh, about that..
[20:00] Halkara
    I was thinking of relocating
    my factory to this province.
[20:04] Azusa
    Moving it here? Why?
[20:06] Halkara
    Because even if it was all a mistake,
[20:08] Halkara
    I don't want to pay exorbitant taxes
    to the town that abandoned me.
[20:14] Azusa
    Reality!
[20:15] Halkara
    Also... if I stay here, I can
    live with you, Master...
[20:21] Azusa
    Well, we still have rooms, so that's fine...
[20:24] Azusa
    But we all take turns doing
    the cooking and cleaning.
[20:27] Halkara
    Of course! I'll work hard!
[20:30] Beelzebub
    That sounds rather fun.
[20:32] Azusa
    Beelzebub?!
[20:33] Azusa
    What are you doing here?
[20:35] Beelzebub
    Witch of the Highlands, Azusa...
[20:37] Beelzebub
    I have yet to settle my score with you.
[20:39] Beelzebub
    Next time, we'll fight without the barrier.
[20:41] Azusa
    Uh-huh...
[20:43] Beelzebub
    Of course, if you do anything else
    that's fun, you must invite me!
[20:47] Beelzebub
    I'll teach you a spell to summon me later.
[20:50] Azusa
    Okay...
[20:51] Shalsha
    Beelzebub.
[20:53] Falfa
    Have some tea!
[20:55] Beelzebub
    Indeed.
[20:56] Falfa
    Beelzebub, can we ask you something?
[20:59] Beelzebub
    Ask me anything.
[21:01] Shalsha
    What is the current state of demon society?
[21:03] Beelzebub
    The same dynasty has persisted
    for several centuries.
[21:07] Beelzebub
    It is quite peaceful.
[21:08] Falfa
    Are you married?
[21:10] Beelzebub
    D-Don't ask silly questions!
[21:12] Beelzebub
    Only races that age quickly do such things!
[21:19] Beelzebub
    Say... I'd like to adopt one of
    these two as my own daughter.
[21:24] Azusa
    I'm honored, but I must decline.
[21:27] Shalsha
    Beelzebub, what kind of life do you live?
[21:30] Falfa
    Do you live as a fly all the time?
[21:32] Beelzebub
    W-Well, you see...
[21:34] Laika
    Things have gotten more lively here.
[21:36] Azusa
    A dragon,
[21:38] Azusa
    spirits,
[21:39] Azusa
    an elf,
[21:40] Azusa
    and a demon, huh?
[21:42] Azusa
    We're quite a crew, but it's starting
    to feel like we're a family...
[21:45] Azusa
    Maybe.
[21:47] Azusa
    Amid the bustle, I get to
    spend time taking it easy.
[21:51] Azusa
    I was starting to think this
    slow life would last forever...
[21:54] Azusa
    but then, a problem arose the very next day.
[22:00] Laika
    I will be returning to my own home.
[22:03] Azusa
    Our family's falling apart!