E4 - It Seems Tsukasa has Resolved to Change the World!

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SIGN    High School Prodigies Have It Easy
    Even In Another World!
[02:02] Winona
    Lyrule's been kidnapped?!
SIGN    It Seems Tsukasa has
     Resolved to Change the World!
[02:04] Villager
    Damn it!
[02:06] Villager
    That sex-crazed lord!
[02:08] Elch
    We don't have time to waste!
[02:10] Elch
    Everyone,
[02:11] Elch
    let's get to the castle and rescue Lyrule!
[02:15] Tsukasa
    Wait a moment.
[02:16] Tsukasa
    Let's not do anything rash.
[02:20] Elch
    What did you say?!
[02:21] Tsukasa
    We're up against the lord
    of Findolf, aren't we?
[02:25] Tsukasa
    What you're proposing is tantamount to declaring
[02:31] Tsukasa
    war on a country.
[02:34] Tsukasa
    Even if you succeed in rescuing Lyrule,
[02:37] Tsukasa
    he'll just send his forces to crush you.
[02:40] Tsukasa
    When he does,
[02:41] Tsukasa
    he'll slaughter you all.
[02:43] Elch
    Th-Then what are you suggesting we do?!
[02:47] Tsukasa
    I'll go negotiate.
[02:49] Elch
    At present,
[02:51] Elch
    Lyrule is the only life that the lord values.
[02:56] Elch
    We'll have to sacrifice her to
    get him to drop the charge of treason.
[03:02] Elch
    I promise I can successfully
    negotiate that for you.
[03:06] Elch
    You have my guarantee.
[03:08] Elch
    You damn bastard!
[03:10] Elch
    How can you seriously suggest
    something so messed up?!
[03:13] Tsukasa
    Do you think I could joke about
    something this messed-up?!
[03:19] Tsukasa
    In this case, that's the best way
    to settle things smoothly.
[03:23] Tsukasa
    More importantly, it's probably
    what Lyrule herself would wish.
[03:29] Elch
    That's...
[03:32] Winona
    You're probably right
    about Lyrule wanting that.
[03:36] Elch
    Mom!
[03:38] Winona
    However, Tsukasa,
[03:39] Winona
    even if sacrificing her brings
    peace back to our village,
[03:42] Winona
    we'll no longer be ourselves.
[03:46] Winona
    We'll just be animals doing whatever it takes
    to survive, just like the nobles say.
[03:50] Tsukasa
    Don't you think your survival
    comes first and foremost?
[03:53] Winona
    We don't.
[03:55] Winona
    No matter how disadvantageous it is to us,
[03:58] Winona
    helping and supporting each other
[04:00] Winona
    is what makes us human.
[04:04] Winona
    So we're going,
[04:06] Winona
    in order to retain our humanity.
[04:15] Winona
    You're so silly.
[04:18] Winona
    You just had Lyrule treat this.
[04:27] Tsukasa
    I'm not devoid of emotions myself, you know.
[04:33] Winona
    Tsukasa...
[04:34] Winona
    Would you...
[04:36] Winona
    please help us with this?
[04:39] Winona
    I know we can rescue Lyrule
    if you all are there with us.
[04:44] Winona
    So, please...
[04:46] Winona
    Please...
[04:49] Winona
    help us!
[04:55] Tsukasa
    Once the fighting begins,
[04:57] Tsukasa
    mounds of corpses will pile up
[05:00] Tsukasa
    and blood will run until the ocean turns red.
[05:03] Tsukasa
    You'll face suffering you could've avoided
[05:05] ---
    had you continued to live
     as the nobles' livestock.
[05:08] Tsukasa
    Are you all willing to face that in
    order to protect your human dignity?
[05:25] Tsukasa
    Very well.
[05:27] Tsukasa
    If you're prepared for the consequences,
    then we'll help you.
[05:32] Tsukasa
    As a statesman from a democratic nation,
[05:35] Tsukasa
    I will help you with your war
    and your people's revolution.
[05:40] Winona
    Tsukasa!
[05:51] Masato
    Oh, there's one thing
    you need to ask, isn't there?
[05:55] Tsukasa
    Yeah, I know.
[05:58] Tsukasa
    My friends...
[06:00] Tsukasa
    While we're more than willing to assist you,
[06:01] Tsukasa
    we'll be forced to take this seriously
    if we're putting our lives on the line.
[06:06] Tsukasa
    As a result, we'll be advancing this
    world's civilization by roughly 500 years.
[06:11] Tsukasa
    Your politics, your economics, your values,
[06:14] Tsukasa
    everything you know will change.
[06:17] Tsukasa
    To put it simply,
[06:19] Tsukasa
    we'll be destroying the world as you know it.
[06:22] Tsukasa
    Are you sure you want us to do this?
[06:34] Findolf
    What a beautiful lady you are!
[06:40] Inzagi
    She was in the village
    that you ordered torched.
[06:43] Inzagi
    I brought her back with me
    as tribute to you, my lord.
[06:47] Findolf
    I expect no less from the greatest
    knight in Findolf, Inzaghi!
[06:52] Findolf
    I shall allow you to choose
    your reward in the near future.
[06:56] Inzagi
    I'm deeply grateful.
[07:00] Findolf
    Now, come closer to me.
[07:04] Lyrule
    Yes, my lord.
[07:09] Findolf
    Oh!
[07:20] (Flashback) Inzagi
    Listen, girl, I'll make you a deal.
[07:23] (Flashback) Inzagi
    If you fulfill your role as the lord's whore,
[07:27] (Flashback) Inzagi
    then I won't touch that village again.
[07:30] (Flashback) Lyrule
    Th-The others are safe?!
[07:33] (Flashback) Inzagi
    I think even an uneducated
    commoner like you knows
[07:36] (Flashback) ---
    what the wise decision is here.
[07:40] Findolf
    This hair is like silk...
[07:45] Findolf
    And this skin...
[07:46] Findolf
    It's so smooth and pleasant to the touch!
[07:55] Lyrule
    If my sacrifice...
[08:03] Lyrule
    can protect my precious family, then...
[08:10] Lyrule
    My lord...
[08:12] Findolf
    What is it?
[08:15] Lyrule
    Please, love me to
    the fullest extent of your desire.
[08:23] Findolf
    Good, good!
[08:43] Findolf
    Ow!
[08:45] Inzagi
    Wha?! Magic?!
[08:48] Inzagi
    Impossible.
[08:50] Inzagi
    This woman is a mage?!
[08:52] Findolf
    Inzaghi!
[08:55] Findolf
    Tie up that sow!
[08:59] Findolf
    That filthy commoner dared to wound me!
[09:03] Findolf
    She'll pay for this!
[09:20] Bearabbit
    Prebearations complete!
[09:23] Bearabbit
    Ready to go anytime, bear!
[09:26] Tsukasa
    Roger that.
[09:28] Tsukasa
    Everyone's in position over here.
[09:33] Tsukasa
    I'm counting on you, Ringo-kun.
[09:35] Ringo
    All right.
[09:37] Ringo
    Electricity transmission systems, all clear.
[09:40] Ringo
    Main inverter connected.
[09:42] Ringo
    Environment variables analyzed.
[09:45] Ringo
    Adjusting firing angle.
[09:48] Ringo
    Locked on.
[09:50] Ringo
    Output limiter, off.
[09:52] Ringo
    Rail cannon,
[09:57] ---
    fire!
[10:05] Inzagi
    Wh-What?!
[10:07] Findolf
    What is going on?!
[10:11] Masato
    Everyone, infiltrate the courtyard
    through the broken castle wall.
[10:17] Masato
    Let's move!
[10:24] Soldier
    Inzaghi!
[10:25] Soldier
    The villagers of Elm are charging in!
[10:29] Inzagi
    I-Impossible!
[10:30] Inzagi
    They survived?
[10:33] Inzagi
    Then their goal is rescuing that girl.
[10:36] Inzagi
    Crossbow squad, intercept them!
[10:42] Inzagi
    Shoot every last one of those fools dead!
[10:46] Inzagi
    Fire!
[10:52] Inzagi
    They deflected them?!
[10:54] Inzagi
    Iron shields?!
[10:56] Inzagi
    No, it can't be! A shield big
    enough to protect the whole body
[10:59] ---
    would be too heavy for anyone to use!
[11:02] Inzagi
    So what is that?!
[11:04] Masato
    Incredible, isn't it?
[11:07] Masato
    Our genius inventor,
[11:09] ---
    Ohoshi Ringo, didn't just manufacture
    any ordinary shields!
[11:14] Masato
    She combined the aluminum
    we extracted from bauxite
[11:16] Masato
    with magnesium and several
    other metals to create
[11:22] Masato
    the super alloy that advanced earth's
    civilization through several eras
[11:25] Masato
    with its destructively low production cost
[11:28] Masato
    and unparalleled strength despite its mass,
[11:33] Masato
    duralumin!
[11:36] Masato
    Given the standard of this world's
    civilization, it's a god-mode cheat!
[11:41] Masato
    Bring all the damn arrows
    and guns you've got!
[11:50] Inzagi
    What?!
[11:56] Inzagi
    A sniper?!
[11:58] Inzagi
    Where?!
[11:59] Inzagi
    Where are they shooting from?!
[12:05] Inzagi
    This is...
[12:06] Inzagi
    A-An iron arrow?!
[12:09] Inzagi
    And from that distance?!
[12:12] Elch
    Incredible.
[12:15] Elch
    I don't feel like I can miss,
    even at this distance!
[12:20] Inzagi
    We're only facing a few dozen or so!
[12:22] Inzagi
    We have two hundred men!
[12:24] Inzagi
    Overwhelm them with our numbers!
[12:30] Aoi
    Art of Strength:
[12:32] Aoi
    Iron Cutting Flash!
[12:39] Aoi
    It is a samurai's right to strike.
[12:49] Winona
    I'll give you guys a special exhibition
[12:52] Winona
    of how Elm's former top hunter does her job!
[12:56] Aoi
    You fight well, Winona.
[12:58] Winona
    I thought I wouldn't be doing anything
    dangerous after I got married,
[13:03] Winona
    but this is for Lyrule.
[13:07] Tsukasa
    Your information gathering
    is impressive, Shinobu.
[13:11] Tsukasa
    I'm surprised you know the secret passages,
    as well as the castle's structure.
[13:16] Shinobu
    I figured we might need to turn to force,
    so I did some research beforehand.
[13:22] Shinobu
    Once you turn that corner,
    you'll be at Findolf's room.
[13:29] Gale
    Good grief, that incompetent Inzaghi!
[13:33] Gale
    I can't believe he let you get this far.
[13:38] Gale
    I am Gale Stafford,
    the imperial mage officer.
[13:43] Gale
    I shall kill you rebels and
    present your heads to the lord!
[14:04] Inzagi
    Stand your ground!
[14:05] Inzagi
    Stay together and surround them!
[14:08] Inzagi
    Attack them all at once!
[14:11] Masato
    Tsk, I guess there's someone who
    can still think in this situation.
[14:18] Masato
    Here he comes!
[14:23] Masato
    Nice timing!
[14:24] Masato
    Thanks, Prince!
[14:27] Akatsuki
    Fear me!
[14:28] Akatsuki
    Tremble before me!
[14:31] Akatsuki
    You all stand before a great mage!
[14:34] Soldier
    A-A mage?!
[14:48] Akatsuki
    I have to pull this off.
[14:50] Akatsuki
    I have to be a man!
[14:56] Akatsuki
    Now, accept these gifts from me,
     soldiers of Findolf!
[14:59] Soldiers
    Wh-What?!
[15:07] Soldiers
    What is that colorful smoke?!
[15:10] Akatsuki
    Tell me,
[15:12] Akatsuki
    how do you like the taste of my mandragora
    poison bombs, created with my secret arts!
[15:16] Soldiers
    P-Poison?!
[15:18] Soldiers
    R-Retreat!
[15:19] Soldiers
    Retreat!
[15:25] Inzagi
    Why isn't the mage officer coming out
    of the castle to deal with this?!
[15:29] Inzagi
    It can't be!
[15:30] Inzagi
    Men, come with me!
[15:31] ---
    Yes, sir!
[15:34] Masato
    He noticed, huh?
[15:37] Masato
    But it's too late now.
[15:39] Gale
    H-How?!
[15:41] Gale
    Are you telling me you can
    see my invisible blade?!
[15:44] Shinobu
    I don't need to see it.
[15:46] Shinobu
    Your attacks are only an extension
    of the lines you draw with your wand.
[15:51] Gale
    H-How do you know that?!
[15:54] Shinobu
    Seeing through such a simple trick
[15:57] ---
    is easy for the world's top journalist
    and kunoichi, you know.
[16:02] ---
    A piece of cake!
[16:17] ---
    Ninja Art: Lightning Flash! Kidding.
[16:20] Inzagi
    You two!
[16:23] Shinobu
    I'll hold them off.
[16:26] ---
    You go on ahead.
[16:27] Tsukasa
    Okay. I'm counting on you!
[16:30] Inzagi
    Wait!
[16:53] Tsukasa
    Lyrule...
[16:55] Tsukasa
    Looks like we managed to
    avoid the worst outcome.
[17:05] Findolf
    I-It hit him...
[17:07] Findolf
    It hit him!
[17:14] Findolf
    The damn commoners outside
    have gone quiet, too.
[17:18] Findolf
    I imagine they're all dead.
[17:21] Findolf
    Fools didn't know their place.
[17:24] Findolf
    Still, what a crazy sow you are,
[17:29] Findolf
    causing all this commotion.
[17:32] Findolf
    I'll have to punish you.
[17:48] Findolf
    Come up from below...
[17:57] Tsukasa
    Step away from Lyrule.
[18:02] Findolf
    Wha?!
[18:02] Findolf
    How are you standing?!
[18:05] Findolf
    You got shot!
[18:07] Tsukasa
    I'm wearing a protective suit
    woven from aramid fibers.
[18:15] Tsukasa
    You can't pierce it with a gun
     that isn't rifled.
[18:27] Findolf
    I-Impossible!
[18:29] Findolf
    There's no way a commoner like you
    could possess a miniaturized flintlock!
[18:34] Tsukasa
    This handgun can fire another
    six shots in succession.
[18:37] Tsukasa
    Do you understand what that means?
[18:41] Tsukasa
    It means I can kill you six times over.
[18:45] Findolf
    H-H-Hold on!
[18:48] Findolf
    Y-You want this woman, right?
[18:51] Findolf
    You can take her back!
[18:53] Findolf
    I'll give you money, too!
[18:55] Findolf
    S-So put that away...
[18:57] Tsukasa
    Sorry, but that's not an option.
[19:01] Tsukasa
    After causing so much violence,
[19:04] Tsukasa
    the Freyjagard Empire won't
    let us off, even if you do.
[19:10] Tsukasa
    There's no turning back for us.
[19:12] Findolf
    Wha?!
[19:14] Tsukasa
    The goal of a people's revolution
[19:16] Tsukasa
    is to create a nation where all men are equal
[19:19] Tsukasa
    and anyone can become
    the leader of that nation.
[19:22] Tsukasa
    We can't stop until we've built a nation
    for the people, by the people,
[19:28] Tsukasa
    where everyone has a say in politics
    and shares a collective responsibility.
[19:37] Findolf
    I-I wondered what you were after,
    and it's such nonsense!
[19:40] Findolf
    All men are equal?
[19:42] Findolf
    The emperor will never allow
    such nonsense to stand.
[19:46] Findolf
    You'll die.
[19:47] Findolf
    Every single one of you will die!
[19:50] Tsukasa
    In that case,
[19:52] Tsukasa
    we'll just claim the emperor's
    head before he can kill us.
[19:58] Tsukasa
    We're here with the resolve
    to change this world.
[20:03] Findolf
    And you think you can?
[20:05] Tsukasa
    Yes, if that's what the people wish for.
[20:11] Tsukasa
    Because that is why politicians exist.
[20:27] Tsukasa
    Don't worry, it's just a rubber bullet.
[20:33] Tsukasa
    Lyrule, are you all right?
[20:35] Tsukasa
    Lyrule!
[20:41] Voice
    Thank goodness.
[20:43] Tsukasa
    That's not Lyrule's voice!
[20:46] Voice
    I made it in time.
[20:50] Voice
    There's no... much... me left.
[20:55] Voice
    This world is being consumed
[21:00] ---
    by a giant, evil dragon's mouth...
[21:07] Tsukasa
    Who on earth are you?
[21:11] Voice
    Please, save this world, my seven heroes...
[21:19] Tsukasa
    Are you the one that summoned us here?!
[21:29] Tsukasa
    Hey!
[21:30] Tsukasa
    Hey, you!
[21:36] Lyrule
    Huh?
[21:37] Lyrule
    Tsukasa?
[21:40] Tsukasa
    Lyrule?
[21:42] Lyrule
    Huh?
[21:44] Lyrule
    Huh?!
[21:46] Lyrule
    Tsukasa, what are you doing here?!
[21:48] Lyrule
    Huh?
[21:50] Lyrule
    What happened here?!
[21:52] Tsukasa
    We came to rescue you.
[21:54] Tsukasa
    Everyone from the village is outside.
[21:57] Lyrule
    Everyone?
[21:58] Tsukasa
    Yeah, we stormed the lord's castle
    and have seized control of it.
[22:08] Lyrule
    I'm the worst.
[22:11] Lyrule
    You've all just done something terrible,
     but I'm happy...
[22:20] Tsukasa
    What you're thinking of is correct.
[22:23] Tsukasa
    From this moment on, we'll have a
    mountain of things to do and consider.
[22:29] Tsukasa
    However, we can worry about all that later.
[22:33] Tsukasa
    For now,
[22:37] Tsukasa
    we're just glad that you're safe.
[22:42] Lyrule
    Tsukasa!
[22:53] Villager
    Ow!
[22:54] Keine
    Just a little more, and I'll be done.
[22:57] Winona
    Oh, good job, Elch.
[23:02] Shinobu
    Well done.
[23:04] Akatsuki
    You startled me!
[23:20] Tsukasa
    This is the sound of equality and
    freedom being born into this world.
[23:25] Tsukasa
    The first goal we need to reach
[23:27] ---
    is to be recognized internationally
    as an independent country.
[23:31] Tsukasa
    To do that,
[23:37] Tsukasa
    we need a god.