E2 - Cell Phone

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[00:10] ---
    One bottle of moisturizer. 1,578 yen.
[00:16] ---
    It's rough being a teenager, huh?
[00:24] ---
    Hey, do you not have a phone?
[00:28] ---
    I don't.
[00:31] ---
    You left it at home?
[00:33] ---
    I used to get so many calls
    from my old classmates in Hokkaido.
[00:38] ---
    So I threw it in the ocean.
[00:40] ---
    You're kidding me.
[00:41] ---
    You need it less than you think you do!
[00:44] ---
    But life's easier with a cell phone.
[00:48] ---
    And I'd like to have some way
    of contacting you.
[00:51] ---
    No, I don't need one.
[00:52] ---
    Come on. It's fine.
[00:54] ---
    I really mean it.
[00:56] ---
    You bought me that moisturizer.
[00:59] ---
    And...
[01:01] ---
    I put it on back there,
    so you can still smell it.
[01:03] ---
    Orange, your favorite scent.
[01:05] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[01:07] ---
    See?
[01:10] ---
    This face. Again.
[01:12] ---
    A strange smile that just feels wrong,
    as if she needed to force it out in a hurry.
[01:17] ---
    Is she really smiling
    from the bottom of her heart?
[02:54] ---
    That bag was so heavy.
[02:55] ---
    I thought I'd die.
[02:56] [Messenger] ---
    "Cell Phone"
[02:57] ---
    Don't die over a plastic bag.
[03:02] ---
    I thought my arms would fall off.
[03:04] ---
    A paper bag can't make your arms fall off.
[03:07] ---
    Do you even have time to read
    all that stuff you bought?
[03:10] ---
    I can read them on the weekends.
[03:13] ---
    You know...
[03:15] ---
    You can read these, too,
    if you've got some time.
[03:20] ---
    Yeah, I will. If I've got time.
[03:23] ---
    Okay.
[03:25] ---
    But don't spoil anything I haven't read yet.
[03:29] ---
    I won't!
[03:35] ---
    What's wrong?
[03:37] ---
    Yoshida-san, why are you so...
[03:42] ---
    "So"...?
[03:45] ---
    No, it's nothing.
[03:47] ---
    Come on. Spit it out. I'm curious.
[03:50] ---
    No, it's nothing. Forget it.
[03:54] ---
    Listen...
[03:55] ---
    It's really nothing!
[03:59] ---
    There she goes again.
[04:00] ---
    She's forcing herself to smile
    when nothing's funny.
[04:05] ---
    Stop forcing yourself to smile.
[04:08] ---
    This might not be your home,
    but you're allowed to be here.
[04:14] ---
    As long as you keep your end of our deal,
    you can do what you want here.
[04:20] ---
    So stop being weird.
[04:24] ---
    Stop lying to me with those smiles.
[04:29] ---
    Okay.
[04:33] ---
    Listen. Back there, I was...
[04:37] ---
    I was asking, "Why are you so nice?"
[04:42] ---
    Yoshida-san, you're nicer
    than anybody I've ever met.
[04:46] ---
    So if you want me to stop, I will.
[04:51] ---
    I'll try my best not to say "no"
    when you offer me something.
[04:54] ---
    And I'll stop smiling
    when I don't mean it, too.
[04:57] ---
    Is that good enough?
[04:59] ---
    But, I think those smiles
    are just a habit now.
[05:07] ---
    It'll take time.
[05:09] ---
    I get it. It's not that easy, right?
[05:13] ---
    Take your time.
[05:16] ---
    You really are nice.
[05:18] ---
    Listen. I told you this before.
    Raise your standards.
[05:24] ---
    Being with somebody isn't that easy.
[05:30] ---
    No one's given me so much
    freedom or this many choices before.
[05:35] ---
    I don't know. From now on,
[05:40] ---
    I guess maybe I'll try to make you think,
    "I'm glad she came."
[05:47] ---
    Did I say something weird?
[05:50] ---
    I don't know about "weird,"
[05:52] ---
    but you're pretty kind, too.
[05:56] ---
    And I guess you'd better
    work hard on those chores.
[06:02] ---
    I'm looking forward to some good food.
[06:05] ---
    Yeah, expect great things!
[06:12] ---
    Mishima!
[06:14] ---
    What is it?
[06:16] ---
    "What is it?"
[06:18] ---
    Your code's buggy.
    We can't sell this product.
[06:24] ---
    That's bad! What do we do?
[06:27] ---
    The deadline's tomorrow. We fix it today.
[06:32] ---
    It's my job to fix it when you screw up.
[06:35] ---
    Will you get fired if it's not done today?
[06:41] ---
    I don't think I'll be fired.
[06:43] ---
    I might get kicked off the project, though.
[06:47] ---
    And then you'd get somebody new to teach you.
[06:52] ---
    I'll fix it now.
[07:06] ---
    It's done!
[07:14] ---
    So you can do it after all.
[07:20] ---
    It smells so good.
[07:22] ---
    Did you go buy this for me?
[07:25] ---
    Nothing's open at this hour,
    and the last train leaves soon.
[07:30] ---
    Eat and then head home.
[07:32] ---
    Okay!
[07:35] ---
    Um, did you get any beer?
[07:38] ---
    Of course not. This is the workplace!
[07:41] ---
    Right...
[07:44] ---
    Let's eat.
[07:51] ---
    It's so good!
[07:53] ---
    If you'd focused from the start
    the way you just did,
[07:56] ---
    you wouldn't have had to work overtime.
[07:58] ---
    Don't screw it up next time.
[08:00] ---
    You're sho nice.
[08:02] ---
    Swallow before you talk.
[08:06] ---
    Yoshida-san, you're so nice!
[08:09] ---
    Me?
[08:10] ---
    You always tell me when I mess up, right?
[08:14] ---
    Normally if somebody screws up
    a bunch of times, you just give up on them.
[08:22] ---
    But...
[08:23] ---
    Yoshida-san, you always get mad
    at me every time.
[08:26] ---
    Because you really don't learn.
[08:32] ---
    Can I ask you something?
[08:36] ---
    You've been shaving your facial hair
    every day recently, right?
[08:41] ---
    What of it?
[08:42] ---
    I was wondering if you got a girlfriend.
[08:47] ---
    I heard the rumors.
[08:49] ---
    Oh, what Hashimoto was saying?
[08:52] ---
    I don't have a girlfriend.
    I just got rejected.
[08:56] ---
    By who?
[08:59] ---
    Gotou-san. Gotou-san.
[09:01] ---
    Gotou-san?!
[09:02] ---
    You're too loud.
[09:05] ---
    I see. I see. Gotou-san.
[09:09] ---
    But she wasn't interested, huh?
[09:14] ---
    Stay strong!
[09:15] ---
    Shut up. I don't need your cheap pity.
[09:18] ---
    No, it's not pity.
[09:21] ---
    If anything, I feel lucky!
[09:24] ---
    Lucky?
[09:25] ---
    Thanks for the meal! It was great!
[09:28] ---
    Let's go get a beer sometime soon!
[09:31] ---
    O-Okay.
[09:35] ---
    You're late!
[09:38] ---
    I'm sorry!
[09:41] ---
    I made you dinner!
[09:45] ---
    I'm really sorry.
[09:52] ---
    That was so funny!
[09:55] ---
    I'm not mad.
[09:57] ---
    What?
[09:58] ---
    Don't tease me.
[10:00] ---
    Yoshida-san, all you said was,
    "Sorry! I apologize!"
[10:04] ---
    It was funny.
[10:06] ---
    But make sure you eat it
    tomorrow morning, okay?
[10:08] ---
    I will.
[10:11] ---
    Welcome home from your long day at work.
[10:16] ---
    Want a beer?
[10:17] ---
    Thanks.
[10:26] ---
    I really do need a way to get a hold
    of her if something happens.
[10:34] ---
    If you don't hurry, you won't make it
    back before lunch ends.
[10:37] ---
    If it's that big a deal,
    you should've asked her first.
[10:40] ---
    If I told her I'm buying her a phone,
    she'd definitely refuse.
[10:46] ---
    Refuse?
[10:46] ---
    She always does when I offer something.
[10:49] ---
    So it's better to just buy it
    and give it to her.
[10:55] ---
    What?
[10:56] ---
    Yoshida, you really like Sayu-chan, huh?
[11:02] ---
    If you just need a phone to talk to her,
    the design doesn't matter, right?
[11:07] ---
    Come on. She's a teenage girl.
[11:10] ---
    Wouldn't she be
    all about the design and stuff?
[11:12] ---
    And if that matters, it means that
    you want to make her happy.
[11:20] ---
    Yoshida, it's fine to be nice.
[11:23] ---
    But you should really think about how
    you're going to deal with Sayu-chan going forward.
[11:29] ---
    You don't want her settling in,
    or even worse, falling in love, right?
[11:34] ---
    Yeah.
[11:36] ---
    And there's also the chance
    you'll fall in love with her.
[11:40] ---
    Not happening.
[11:41] ---
    I only like older women with big tits.
[11:46] ---
    I hope so.
[11:50] ---
    The safe choice would be white or black, right?
[12:07] ---
    Stop fidgeting.
[12:09] ---
    I know you want to give it to her soon.
[12:12] ---
    But if you don't get your work done,
    you'll have to stay late.
[12:16] ---
    Yeah.
[12:17] ---
    Yoshida-kun.
[12:20] ---
    Can we talk?
[12:21] ---
    Okay.
[12:23] ---
    Bye, guys. See you tomorrow!
[12:28] ---
    Meeting her outside the office?
[12:30] ---
    H-How did you know?
[12:33] ---
    Oh, come on, now. It's super obvious.
[12:36] ---
    You've been going nuts
    since she talked to you.
[12:42] ---
    Yoshida.
[12:45] ---
    Once she rejects you is
    when it really starts.
[12:47] ---
    Don't be ridiculous.
[13:05] ---
    What's wrong?
[13:06] ---
    Uh, no...
[13:07] ---
    You really gulped that down, huh?
[13:11] ---
    That's what I like about you.
[13:14] ---
    Um...
[13:16] ---
    I can't tell my co-workers and bosses
    that I want to go drink beer and eat yakiniku.
[13:22] ---
    They all want me to be a sweet, proper lady.
[13:27] ---
    But Yoshida-kun,
    you don't let it bother you at all.
[13:30] ---
    Well, beer and yakiniku are both delicious.
[13:34] ---
    Yup!
[13:35] ---
    Oh, the kalbi's done.
[13:37] ---
    Here you go.
[14:02] ---
    You nervous?
[14:07] ---
    Of course I am!
[14:08] ---
    Why?
[14:10] ---
    The woman who rejected me
    suddenly asked me to dinner.
[14:12] ---
    I'm wondering why.
[14:16] ---
    Is that why?
[14:18] ---
    Okay, let's get you to relax
    by asking each other questions.
[14:23] ---
    Questions?
[14:25] ---
    Yup.
[14:26] ---
    We each ask each other a question.
    And you have to answer.
[14:32] ---
    How about it?
[14:35] ---
    Can I ask anything?
[14:41] ---
    Okay. Here I go.
[14:43] ---
    I'll ask you this:
    Why did you invite me here?
[14:47] ---
    It was for a reason, right?
[14:49] ---
    Yoshida-kun, you're dating someone, right?
[14:55] ---
    No, I'm not. I'm not.
[14:58] ---
    Liar.
[14:59] ---
    Why?
[15:01] ---
    It's obvious!
[15:03] ---
    I've been your boss for five years.
[15:07] ---
    So I know you.
[15:08] ---
    You always put work first.
    You never care about working late.
[15:13] ---
    And suddenly you start going home
    right at the end of the day.
[15:17] ---
    Well...
[15:18] ---
    And you're taking a lot more
    care in your appearance.
[15:22] ---
    Your shirts are all ironed.
[15:24] ---
    You shave your facial hair every day.
[15:28] ---
    Yoshida-kun.
[15:31] ---
    You've been oddly close
    with Mishima-san lately, right?
[15:34] ---
    Huh?
[15:35] ---
    She's really taken a liking to you.
[15:39] ---
    I can tell by watching you two.
[15:41] ---
    When she screwed up,
    you stayed late to help her, right?
[15:46] ---
    W-Wait a second!
[15:48] ---
    You're not suggesting that
    Mishima and I are dating, right?
[15:53] ---
    You're not?
[15:54] ---
    We're not!
[15:59] ---
    I've been working at this company for five years,
    and I've always been in love with you.
[16:06] ---
    I still feel the same way.
[16:10] ---
    To me, you're special.
[16:16] ---
    And why do you even care?
[16:20] ---
    You already turned me down.
[16:22] ---
    I don't mean to be crude,
[16:23] ---
    but if you don't like me,
    there's no reason you should give a shit.
[16:30] ---
    Well...
[16:32] ---
    Well... um...
[16:34] ---
    You said you liked me.
[16:37] ---
    So it bothers me that you'd immediately
    get taken by another younger girl.
[16:41] ---
    Is that how it works?
[16:43] ---
    It is.
[16:47] ---
    Well, anyway.
[16:49] ---
    There's nothing going on between me
     and Mishima. And I don't have a girlfriend.
[16:53] ---
    I see. Got it.
[17:03] ---
    Is that all?
[17:04] ---
    Is what all?
[17:06] ---
    You asked me to dinner just to ask me this?
[17:11] ---
    Yes. Why?
[17:13] ---
    Really?
[17:15] ---
    I thought... well...
[17:19] ---
    It was something more important.
[17:22] ---
    It's important.
[17:24] ---
    It's not!
[17:31] ---
    Hey, I'll let you ask one more question.
[17:37] ---
    Okay.
[17:39] ---
    What cup are those?
[17:50] ---
    They're I cups.
[17:59] ---
    Why did she ask me out to dinner?
[18:03] (Flashback) ---
    Once she rejects you is
    when it really starts.
[18:06] ---
    She's not the type to suddenly take
    an interest in a guy she rejected.
[18:13] ---
    I'm back.
[18:14] ---
    You're late again!
[18:17] ---
    Why do you look so down?
[18:20] ---
    Did something bad happen?
[18:22] ---
    No, not really.
[18:34] ---
    I went out to get dinner with Gotou-san.
[18:36] ---
    It wasn't fun?
[18:38] ---
    It was.
[18:40] ---
    If it was, you wouldn't look like that.
[18:45] ---
    Hey, Yoshida-san.
[18:46] ---
    What?
[18:48] ---
    Want a hug?
[18:56] ---
    That's enough.
[18:58] ---
    Did a hug from a teenage girl
    make you feel better?
[19:00] ---
    Sure did.
[19:01] ---
    Really? You're such a simple boy, Yoshida-san.
[19:05] ---
    Quiet.
[19:06] ---
    Hang on a second.
[19:08] ---
    You really smell like yakiniku.
[19:10] ---
    Go take a bath.
[19:12] ---
    Wash yourself, soak in the tub,
[19:15] ---
    and forget all the bad things.
[19:20] ---
    Pathetic.
[19:22] ---
    A grown man, cheered up by a teenage girl.
[19:29] ---
    After you drink, you want miso soup, right?
[19:48] ---
    What's that?
[19:49] ---
    Open it.
[19:55] ---
    Your phone. I bought it today.
[19:57] ---
    Why?
[19:59] ---
    I need to be able to get a hold of you.
[20:08] ---
    Can I really have it?
[20:11] ---
    Yeah.
[20:16] ---
    Yoshida-san, thanks!
[20:22] ---
    It's even got a case!
[20:25] ---
    It's white. I like white.
[20:28] ---
    I see. Good to hear.
[20:30] ---
    You've got good taste, Yoshida-san.
[20:33] ---
    Look!
[20:35] ---
    Glad you like it.
[20:36] ---
    Thanks, really.
[20:38] ---
    Yoshida-san, let's add each other.
[20:41] ---
    Yeah.
[20:47] (Flashback) ---
    And there's also the chance
    you'll fall in love with her.
[20:52] ---
    That's impossible.
[20:55] ---
    She may be a woman, but to me,
    Sayu's a little kid.
[21:00] ---
    Okay, I added you.
SIGN    New Friends: I'm Sayu
[21:05] ---
    You can do better than that.
[21:07] ---
    What about you, Yoshida-san?
[21:09] ---
    You're "yoshida-man"?
[21:11] ---
    What does that mean?
[21:13] ---
    Be quiet. I just picked it at random.
[21:19] ---
    It says you're my only friend.
[21:29] ---
    This is just for you, Yoshida-san.
[21:35] ---
    What was that back there?
[21:41] ---
    She wasn't forcing herself to smile
    or trying to make me feel better.
[21:46] ---
    Her smile seemed strangely sexy.
    It felt as if she was up to something.
[21:57] ---
    I don't get teenage girls.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    "Living Together"
SIGN    See you next time!!