# E2 - Cell Phone
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDED2/cell-phone)
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**[00:10] ---**
One bottle of moisturizer. 1,578 yen.
**[00:16] ---**
It's rough being a teenager, huh?
**[00:24] ---**
Hey, do you not have a phone?
**[00:28] ---**
I don't.
**[00:31] ---**
You left it at home?
**[00:33] ---**
I used to get so many calls
from my old classmates in Hokkaido.
**[00:38] ---**
So I threw it in the ocean.
**[00:40] ---**
You're kidding me.
**[00:41] ---**
You need it less than you think you do!
**[00:44] ---**
But life's easier with a cell phone.
**[00:48] ---**
And I'd like to have some way
of contacting you.
**[00:51] ---**
No, I don't need one.
**[00:52] ---**
Come on. It's fine.
**[00:54] ---**
I really mean it.
**[00:56] ---**
You bought me that moisturizer.
**[00:59] ---**
And...
**[01:01] ---**
I put it on back there,
so you can still smell it.
**[01:03] ---**
Orange, your favorite scent.
**[01:05] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[01:07] ---**
See?
**[01:10] ---**
*This face. Again.*
**[01:12] ---**
* A strange smile that just feels wrong,*
* as if she needed to force it out in a hurry.*
**[01:17] ---**
* Is she really smiling*
* from the bottom of her heart?*
**[02:54] ---**
That bag was so heavy.
**[02:55] ---**
I thought I'd die.
**[02:56] [Messenger] ---**
"Cell Phone"
**[02:57] ---**
Don't die over a plastic bag.
**[03:02] ---**
I thought my arms would fall off.
**[03:04] ---**
A paper bag can't make your arms fall off.
**[03:07] ---**
Do you even have time to read
all that stuff you bought?
**[03:10] ---**
I can read them on the weekends.
**[03:13] ---**
You know...
**[03:15] ---**
You can read these, too,
if you've got some time.
**[03:20] ---**
Yeah, I will. If I've got time.
**[03:23] ---**
Okay.
**[03:25] ---**
But don't spoil anything I haven't read yet.
**[03:29] ---**
I won't!
**[03:35] ---**
What's wrong?
**[03:37] ---**
Yoshida-san, why are you so...
**[03:42] ---**
"So"...?
**[03:45] ---**
No, it's nothing.
**[03:47] ---**
Come on. Spit it out. I'm curious.
**[03:50] ---**
No, it's nothing. Forget it.
**[03:54] ---**
Listen...
**[03:55] ---**
It's really nothing!
**[03:59] ---**
*There she goes again.*
**[04:00] ---**
* She's forcing herself to smile*
* when nothing's funny.*
**[04:05] ---**
Stop forcing yourself to smile.
**[04:08] ---**
This might not be your home,
but you're allowed to be here.
**[04:14] ---**
As long as you keep your end of our deal,
you can do what you want here.
**[04:20] ---**
So stop being weird.
**[04:24] ---**
Stop lying to me with those smiles.
**[04:29] ---**
Okay.
**[04:33] ---**
Listen. Back there, I was...
**[04:37] ---**
I was asking, "Why are you so nice?"
**[04:42] ---**
Yoshida-san, you're nicer
than anybody I've ever met.
**[04:46] ---**
So if you want me to stop, I will.
**[04:51] ---**
I'll try my best not to say "no"
when you offer me something.
**[04:54] ---**
And I'll stop smiling
when I don't mean it, too.
**[04:57] ---**
Is that good enough?
**[04:59] ---**
But, I think those smiles
are just a habit now.
**[05:07] ---**
It'll take time.
**[05:09] ---**
I get it. It's not that easy, right?
**[05:13] ---**
Take your time.
**[05:16] ---**
You really are nice.
**[05:18] ---**
Listen. I told you this before.
Raise your standards.
**[05:24] ---**
Being with somebody isn't that easy.
**[05:30] ---**
No one's given me so much
freedom or this many choices before.
**[05:35] ---**
I don't know. From now on,
**[05:40] ---**
I guess maybe I'll try to make you think,
"I'm glad she came."
**[05:47] ---**
Did I say something weird?
**[05:50] ---**
I don't know about "weird,"
**[05:52] ---**
but you're pretty kind, too.
**[05:56] ---**
And I guess you'd better
work hard on those chores.
**[06:02] ---**
I'm looking forward to some good food.
**[06:05] ---**
Yeah, expect great things!
**[06:12] ---**
Mishima!
**[06:14] ---**
What is it?
**[06:16] ---**
"What is it?"
**[06:18] ---**
Your code's buggy.
We can't sell this product.
**[06:24] ---**
That's bad! What do we do?
**[06:27] ---**
The deadline's tomorrow. We fix it today.
**[06:32] ---**
It's my job to fix it when you screw up.
**[06:35] ---**
Will you get fired if it's not done today?
**[06:41] ---**
I don't think I'll be fired.
**[06:43] ---**
I might get kicked off the project, though.
**[06:47] ---**
And then you'd get somebody new to teach you.
**[06:52] ---**
I'll fix it now.
**[07:06] ---**
It's done!
**[07:14] ---**
So you can do it after all.
**[07:20] ---**
It smells so good.
**[07:22] ---**
Did you go buy this for me?
**[07:25] ---**
Nothing's open at this hour,
and the last train leaves soon.
**[07:30] ---**
Eat and then head home.
**[07:32] ---**
Okay!
**[07:35] ---**
Um, did you get any beer?
**[07:38] ---**
Of course not. This is the workplace!
**[07:41] ---**
Right...
**[07:44] ---**
Let's eat.
**[07:51] ---**
It's so good!
**[07:53] ---**
If you'd focused from the start
the way you just did,
**[07:56] ---**
you wouldn't have had to work overtime.
**[07:58] ---**
Don't screw it up next time.
**[08:00] ---**
You're sho nice.
**[08:02] ---**
Swallow before you talk.
**[08:06] ---**
Yoshida-san, you're so nice!
**[08:09] ---**
Me?
**[08:10] ---**
You always tell me when I mess up, right?
**[08:14] ---**
Normally if somebody screws up
a bunch of times, you just give up on them.
**[08:22] ---**
But...
**[08:23] ---**
Yoshida-san, you always get mad
at me every time.
**[08:26] ---**
Because you really don't learn.
**[08:32] ---**
Can I ask you something?
**[08:36] ---**
You've been shaving your facial hair
every day recently, right?
**[08:41] ---**
What of it?
**[08:42] ---**
I was wondering if you got a girlfriend.
**[08:47] ---**
I heard the rumors.
**[08:49] ---**
Oh, what Hashimoto was saying?
**[08:52] ---**
I don't have a girlfriend.
I just got rejected.
**[08:56] ---**
By who?
**[08:59] ---**
Gotou-san. Gotou-san.
**[09:01] ---**
Gotou-san?!
**[09:02] ---**
You're too loud.
**[09:05] ---**
I see. I see. Gotou-san.
**[09:09] ---**
But she wasn't interested, huh?
**[09:14] ---**
Stay strong!
**[09:15] ---**
Shut up. I don't need your cheap pity.
**[09:18] ---**
No, it's not pity.
**[09:21] ---**
If anything, I feel lucky!
**[09:24] ---**
Lucky?
**[09:25] ---**
Thanks for the meal! It was great!
**[09:28] ---**
Let's go get a beer sometime soon!
**[09:31] ---**
O-Okay.
**[09:35] ---**
You're late!
**[09:38] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[09:41] ---**
I made you dinner!
**[09:45] ---**
I'm really sorry.
**[09:52] ---**
That was so funny!
**[09:55] ---**
I'm not mad.
**[09:57] ---**
What?
**[09:58] ---**
Don't tease me.
**[10:00] ---**
Yoshida-san, all you said was,
"Sorry! I apologize!"
**[10:04] ---**
It was funny.
**[10:06] ---**
But make sure you eat it
tomorrow morning, okay?
**[10:08] ---**
I will.
**[10:11] ---**
Welcome home from your long day at work.
**[10:16] ---**
Want a beer?
**[10:17] ---**
Thanks.
**[10:26] ---**
* I really do need a way to get a hold*
* of her if something happens.*
**[10:34] ---**
If you don't hurry, you won't make it
back before lunch ends.
**[10:37] ---**
If it's that big a deal,
you should've asked her first.
**[10:40] ---**
If I told her I'm buying her a phone,
she'd definitely refuse.
**[10:46] ---**
Refuse?
**[10:46] ---**
She always does when I offer something.
**[10:49] ---**
So it's better to just buy it
and give it to her.
**[10:55] ---**
What?
**[10:56] ---**
Yoshida, you really like Sayu-chan, huh?
**[11:02] ---**
If you just need a phone to talk to her,
the design doesn't matter, right?
**[11:07] ---**
Come on. She's a teenage girl.
**[11:10] ---**
Wouldn't she be
all about the design and stuff?
**[11:12] ---**
And if that matters, it means that
you want to make her happy.
**[11:20] ---**
Yoshida, it's fine to be nice.
**[11:23] ---**
But you should really think about how
you're going to deal with Sayu-chan going forward.
**[11:29] ---**
You don't want her settling in,
or even worse, falling in love, right?
**[11:34] ---**
Yeah.
**[11:36] ---**
And there's also the chance
you'll fall in love with her.
**[11:40] ---**
Not happening.
**[11:41] ---**
I only like older women with big tits.
**[11:46] ---**
I hope so.
**[11:50] ---**
The safe choice would be white or black, right?
**[12:07] ---**
Stop fidgeting.
**[12:09] ---**
I know you want to give it to her soon.
**[12:12] ---**
But if you don't get your work done,
you'll have to stay late.
**[12:16] ---**
Yeah.
**[12:17] ---**
Yoshida-kun.
**[12:20] ---**
Can we talk?
**[12:21] ---**
Okay.
**[12:23] ---**
Bye, guys. See you tomorrow!
**[12:28] ---**
Meeting her outside the office?
**[12:30] ---**
H-How did you know?
**[12:33] ---**
Oh, come on, now. It's super obvious.
**[12:36] ---**
You've been going nuts
since she talked to you.
**[12:42] ---**
Yoshida.
**[12:45] ---**
Once she rejects you is
when it really starts.
**[12:47] ---**
Don't be ridiculous.
**[13:05] ---**
What's wrong?
**[13:06] ---**
Uh, no...
**[13:07] ---**
You really gulped that down, huh?
**[13:11] ---**
That's what I like about you.
**[13:14] ---**
Um...
**[13:16] ---**
I can't tell my co-workers and bosses
that I want to go drink beer and eat yakiniku.
**[13:22] ---**
They all want me to be a sweet, proper lady.
**[13:27] ---**
But Yoshida-kun,
you don't let it bother you at all.
**[13:30] ---**
Well, beer and yakiniku are both delicious.
**[13:34] ---**
Yup!
**[13:35] ---**
Oh, the kalbi's done.
**[13:37] ---**
Here you go.
**[14:02] ---**
You nervous?
**[14:07] ---**
Of course I am!
**[14:08] ---**
Why?
**[14:10] ---**
The woman who rejected me
suddenly asked me to dinner.
**[14:12] ---**
I'm wondering why.
**[14:16] ---**
Is that why?
**[14:18] ---**
Okay, let's get you to relax
by asking each other questions.
**[14:23] ---**
Questions?
**[14:25] ---**
Yup.
**[14:26] ---**
We each ask each other a question.
And you have to answer.
**[14:32] ---**
How about it?
**[14:35] ---**
Can I ask anything?
**[14:41] ---**
Okay. Here I go.
**[14:43] ---**
I'll ask you this:
Why did you invite me here?
**[14:47] ---**
It was for a reason, right?
**[14:49] ---**
Yoshida-kun, you're dating someone, right?
**[14:55] ---**
No, I'm not. I'm not.
**[14:58] ---**
Liar.
**[14:59] ---**
Why?
**[15:01] ---**
It's obvious!
**[15:03] ---**
I've been your boss for five years.
**[15:07] ---**
So I know you.
**[15:08] ---**
You always put work first.
You never care about working late.
**[15:13] ---**
And suddenly you start going home
right at the end of the day.
**[15:17] ---**
Well...
**[15:18] ---**
And you're taking a lot more
care in your appearance.
**[15:22] ---**
Your shirts are all ironed.
**[15:24] ---**
You shave your facial hair every day.
**[15:28] ---**
Yoshida-kun.
**[15:31] ---**
You've been oddly close
with Mishima-san lately, right?
**[15:34] ---**
Huh?
**[15:35] ---**
She's really taken a liking to you.
**[15:39] ---**
I can tell by watching you two.
**[15:41] ---**
When she screwed up,
you stayed late to help her, right?
**[15:46] ---**
W-Wait a second!
**[15:48] ---**
You're not suggesting that
Mishima and I are dating, right?
**[15:53] ---**
You're not?
**[15:54] ---**
We're not!
**[15:59] ---**
I've been working at this company for five years,
and I've always been in love with you.
**[16:06] ---**
I still feel the same way.
**[16:10] ---**
To me, you're special.
**[16:16] ---**
And why do you even care?
**[16:20] ---**
You already turned me down.
**[16:22] ---**
I don't mean to be crude,
**[16:23] ---**
but if you don't like me,
there's no reason you should give a shit.
**[16:30] ---**
Well...
**[16:32] ---**
Well... um...
**[16:34] ---**
You said you liked me.
**[16:37] ---**
So it bothers me that you'd immediately
get taken by another younger girl.
**[16:41] ---**
Is that how it works?
**[16:43] ---**
It is.
**[16:47] ---**
Well, anyway.
**[16:49] ---**
There's nothing going on between me
and Mishima. And I don't have a girlfriend.
**[16:53] ---**
I see. Got it.
**[17:03] ---**
Is that all?
**[17:04] ---**
Is what all?
**[17:06] ---**
You asked me to dinner just to ask me this?
**[17:11] ---**
Yes. Why?
**[17:13] ---**
Really?
**[17:15] ---**
I thought... well...
**[17:19] ---**
It was something more important.
**[17:22] ---**
It's important.
**[17:24] ---**
It's not!
**[17:31] ---**
Hey, I'll let you ask one more question.
**[17:37] ---**
Okay.
**[17:39] ---**
What cup are those?
**[17:50] ---**
They're I cups.
**[17:59] ---**
*Why did she ask me out to dinner?*
**[18:03] (Flashback) ---**
Once she rejects you is
when it really starts.
**[18:06] ---**
* She's not the type to suddenly take*
* an interest in a guy she rejected.*
**[18:13] ---**
I'm back.
**[18:14] ---**
You're late again!
**[18:17] ---**
Why do you look so down?
**[18:20] ---**
Did something bad happen?
**[18:22] ---**
No, not really.
**[18:34] ---**
I went out to get dinner with Gotou-san.
**[18:36] ---**
It wasn't fun?
**[18:38] ---**
It was.
**[18:40] ---**
If it was, you wouldn't look like that.
**[18:45] ---**
Hey, Yoshida-san.
**[18:46] ---**
What?
**[18:48] ---**
Want a hug?
**[18:56] ---**
That's enough.
**[18:58] ---**
Did a hug from a teenage girl
make you feel better?
**[19:00] ---**
Sure did.
**[19:01] ---**
Really? You're such a simple boy, Yoshida-san.
**[19:05] ---**
Quiet.
**[19:06] ---**
Hang on a second.
**[19:08] ---**
You really smell like yakiniku.
**[19:10] ---**
Go take a bath.
**[19:12] ---**
Wash yourself, soak in the tub,
**[19:15] ---**
and forget all the bad things.
**[19:20] ---**
Pathetic.
**[19:22] ---**
A grown man, cheered up by a teenage girl.
**[19:29] ---**
After you drink, you want miso soup, right?
**[19:48] ---**
What's that?
**[19:49] ---**
Open it.
**[19:55] ---**
Your phone. I bought it today.
**[19:57] ---**
Why?
**[19:59] ---**
I need to be able to get a hold of you.
**[20:08] ---**
Can I really have it?
**[20:11] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:16] ---**
Yoshida-san, thanks!
**[20:22] ---**
It's even got a case!
**[20:25] ---**
It's white. I like white.
**[20:28] ---**
I see. Good to hear.
**[20:30] ---**
You've got good taste, Yoshida-san.
**[20:33] ---**
Look!
**[20:35] ---**
Glad you like it.
**[20:36] ---**
Thanks, really.
**[20:38] ---**
Yoshida-san, let's add each other.
**[20:41] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:47] (Flashback) ---**
And there's also the chance
you'll fall in love with her.
**[20:52] ---**
*That's impossible.*
**[20:55] ---**
* She may be a woman, but to me,*
* Sayu's a little kid.*
**[21:00] ---**
Okay, I added you.
***SIGN*** New Friends: I'm Sayu
**[21:05] ---**
You can do better than that.
**[21:07] ---**
What about you, Yoshida-san?
**[21:09] ---**
You're "yoshida-man"?
**[21:11] ---**
What does that mean?
**[21:13] ---**
Be quiet. I just picked it at random.
**[21:19] ---**
It says you're my only friend.
**[21:29] ---**
This is just for you, Yoshida-san.
**[21:35] ---**
*What was that back there?*
**[21:41] ---**
* She wasn't forcing herself to smile*
* or trying to make me feel better.*
**[21:46] ---**
* Her smile seemed strangely sexy.*
* It felt as if she was up to something.*
**[21:57] ---**
*I don't get teenage girls.*
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** "Living Together"
***SIGN*** See you next time!!