E4 - What I Can Do

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[00:07] Hiyori
    I'm about to be married to the one I love.
[00:17] Aizo
    I was searching for you long before we met.
[00:22] Hiyori
    Huh? Two grooms?
[00:28] Hiyori
    Someya-kun? Shibasaki-kun?
[00:31] Aizo
    I love you.
[00:32] Yujiro
    I love you.
[00:34] Hiyori
    Huh?
[00:35] Hiyori
    Huh?!
[00:37] Aizo
    Will you...
[00:38] Yujiro
    Will you...
[00:39] Aizo & Yujiro
    ...marry me?
[00:52] Hiyori
    Huh?
[00:53] Hiyori
    Wait... Wait a second!
[00:57] Hiyori
    Wait—
[01:04] Hiyori
    I-It was a dream...
[01:07] Hiyori
    Why did I dream that?!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I'm charmed by how you go all-out
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    I'm charmed by your supportive smile
[01:18] [SONG] ---
    "I must kiss you," says your Romeo
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Glad that you exist and that he met you
SIGN    Heroines Run the Show
[01:35] [SONG] ---
    I need more love, want to see you again soon
[01:38] [SONG] ---
    Lock eyes with you and tell you
[01:43] [SONG] ---
    My sincerest "Thank you for everything"
[01:46] [SONG] ---
    Will you love me—not
    as a fan, but for real?
[01:51] [SONG] ---
    "Pick me"
[01:54] [SONG] ---
    "No, pick me"
[01:58] [SONG] ---
    Choose which kiss you want
[02:02] [SONG] ---
    And let your Romeo bind you
[02:07] [SONG] ---
    I'm charmed by how you go all-out
[02:10] [SONG] ---
    I'm charmed watching you sing with me
[02:15] [SONG] ---
    I'm even charmed by your tears
[02:18] [SONG] ---
    I'm charmed by your supportive smile
[02:22] [SONG] ---
    Thank you for coming to meet me
[02:26] [SONG] ---
    Thank you for calling my name
[02:30] [SONG] ---
    "I must kiss you," says your Romeo
[02:35] [SONG] ---
    Glad that you exist and that he met you
[02:50] Hiyori
    You seem happy.
[02:52] Uchida
    Does it show? Yes, offers for
     LIP×LIP are pouring in!
[02:57] Uchida
    It must be the "Nonfantasy"
    music video effect.
[02:59] Hiyori
    It must be hard work when
    things get this busy.
[03:02] Uchida
    I'm more than happy to be busy!
[03:04] Uchida
    It's a manager's pleasure to
    see her artists make it big.
[03:11] Uchida
    Hello, you two!
[03:13] Aizo
    Hello.
[03:14] Yujiro
    Hello, ma'am.
[03:19] Aizo
    Hey.
[03:20] Hiyori
    T-Too close!
[03:22] Aizo
    Why are you avoiding eye contact?
[03:24] Yujiro
    Got something you want to say to us?
[03:28] Hiyori
    N-No...
[03:35] Aizo
    Cutlet sandwich.
[03:36] Yujiro
    Tuna mayo rice ball.
[03:38] Hiyori
    Huh?
[03:38] Aizo
    Go buy them!
[03:40] Aizo
    And no convenience store crap.
    Go to the bakery at the station.
[03:43] Aizo
    You have five minutes.
[03:44] Yujiro
    Get the rice ball at the
    convenience store. Move it!
[03:49] Yujiro
    Dash!
[03:50] Hiyori
    Argh! These two suck.
[03:54] Hiyori
    They're so mean!
[03:56] Hiyori
    That dream means nothin'.
    It was temporary insanity!
[03:59] Hiyori
    Those two are...
[04:01] Hiyori
    ...the last ones I'd marry!
[04:07] Tamura
    Any comments on the design or anything?
[04:09] Aizo
    I think it's good!
[04:11] Yujiro
    It's better than I imagined.
[04:12] Uchida
    The rosettes were a great idea.
[04:16] Hiyori
    Rosettes?
[04:18] Uchida
    They're free gifts for the
    fans at our next event.
[04:22] Uchida
    Aizo and Yujiro thought of them.
[04:25] Uchida
    Apparently they were inspired by the
    first-place medals at athletic meets!
[04:30] Uchida
    The sentiment is, "Thanks for
    supporting us. You're number one."
[04:34] Uchida
    Fans will be thrilled with them!
[04:37] (Flashback) Hiyori
    I was so happy to get a first-place medal.
[04:42] Hiyori
    So, is this...
[04:46] Aizo
    No way. Don't be ridiculous.
[04:48] Yujiro
    Just hand over my rice ball.
[04:56] Murano
    I saw your new music video! It was so moving!
[05:00] Ueda
    It's a great song!
[05:01] Yujiro
    Thank you.
[05:03] Aizo
    I'm glad to hear it.
[05:04] Hiyori
    Man... They're gettin' even more
    attention than usual today.
[05:09] Juri
    Idols are amazing. They've got a harem!
[05:12] Chizuru
    Marrying those two in a church is the
    kind of video girls freak out over.
[05:18] Chizuru
    It's trending, so bandwagon fans
    are hyped right now, that's all.
[05:21] Juri
    You sure know a lot. Are you
    interested in them too, Chizuru?
[05:27] Chizuru
    I just happened to see it on TV, that's all.
[05:31] Hiyori
    Are they gonna be okay?
[05:33] Suzuki
    Hey, Aizo, what kind of girl is your type?
[05:37] Negishi
    Are you dating anyone?
[05:39] Takeuchi
    Do you want to get married someday?
[05:43] Takeuchi
    Aizo, are you okay?
[05:45] Suzuki
    What's wrong?
[05:46] Hiyori
    Uh-oh, he's reached his limit!
[05:49] Hiyori
    Shibasaki-kun must be really workin' hard!
    He seemed really sleepy all morning!
[05:55] Suzuki
    Huh? You mean he fell asleep?
[05:58] Negishi
    That suddenly?
[05:59] Yujiro
    We worked late last night.
[06:02] Yujiro
    He sometimes passes out like this
    if he doesn't get enough sleep.
[06:07] Tsuji
    Oh, wow.
[06:08] Suzuki
    Maybe he should get some
    sleep in the nurse's office?
[06:11] Takeuchi
    I can escort him.
[06:12] Suzuki
    Me, too!
[06:12] Negishi
    Me, too!
[06:13] Tsuji
    Me, too!
[06:13] Murano
    Me, too!
[06:14] Yujiro
    That won't do.
[06:15] Yujiro
    I'm Aizo's escort.
[06:19] Ueda
    Oh, of course!
[06:21] Murano
    You're friends, after all.
[06:23] Yujiro
    Wake up.
[06:24] Yujiro
    Let's go.
[06:25] Aizo
    Okay...
[06:31] Hiyori
    Um, I'll go tell the teacher what happened.
[06:36] Juri
    See you later!
[06:41] Yujiro
    Your trauma is getting awkward.
[06:43] Hiyori
    Trauma?
[06:44] Aizo
    Hey, keep your mouth shut.
[06:47] Hiyori
    Did something happen?
[06:48] Aizo
    It's nothing.
[06:50] Hiyori
    It's not nothing! You collapsed.
[06:53] Aizo
    It's none of your business!
[06:55] Hiyori
    I'm your manager, you know!
[06:57] Aizo
    Yeah, in training!
SIGN    Guidance Office
[07:06] Yujiro
    Is it okay for us to be in here?
[07:08] Hiyori
    Yep. I've got Akechi-sensei's permission
[07:11] Hiyori
    to use this room whenever we need it.
[07:18] Hiyori
    Third period is about to start.
    What do you want to do?
[07:21] Yujiro
    We'll rest here. I'll stay with him.
[07:25] Hiyori
    Okay. I'll tell the teacher.
[07:37] Yujiro
    You're an idol who's uncomfortable with girls...
[07:39] Yujiro
    You really need to get used to them.
[07:43] Aizo
    It's not like I don't want to change.
SIGN    School Store
[07:56] Hiyori
    Yes! I scored a bun!
[08:00] Hiyori
    Maybe he'd eat a sandwich?
[08:02] Hiyori
    What would a boy like?
[08:07] Hiyori
    Cutlet sandwich! One cutlet sandwich, please!
[08:14] Hiyori
    Cutlet sandwich!
[08:15] Shibaken
    Hello, ma'am! Can I get a cutlet sandwich?
[08:18] Lunch Lady
    Sure thing.
[08:24] Shibaken
    Here you go.
[08:27] Hiyori
    Thank you very much.
[08:28] Shibaken
    You're welcome, Suzumi Hiyori-san
     from class 1-4.
[08:33] Hiyori
    Huh? Why d'ya know my name?
[08:36] Shibaken
    You're Aizo's girlfriend, right?
[08:39] Hiyori
    Gir—
[08:41] Hiyori
    N-N-N-No, I'm not!
[08:45] Shibaken
    Oh, you're not?
[08:47] Shibaken
    I just assumed from the friendly
    bickering that you were.
[08:50] Hiyori
    Who are you, anyway?
[08:53] Shibaken
    I'm Shibasaki Ken, second-year.
     Nice to meet you.
[08:56] Shibaken
    I'm Aizo's big brother!
[09:00] Hiyori
    What?! Big brother?!
[09:03] Hiyori
    Oh...
[09:04] Hiyori
    You do look alike.
    You've got the same face!
[09:07] Shibaken
    Right?
[09:09] Shibaken
    Huh, come to think of it, Aizo told
    me to pretend I didn't know him.
[09:14] Shibaken
    Keep this a secret, okay, Hiyori-chan?
[09:17] Hiyori
    You seem fine around girls.
[09:21] Shibaken
    Yeah, why?
[09:22] Hiyori
    Shibasaki-kun—I mean, Aizo-kun—
    seems uncomfortable with girls.
[09:28] Shibaken
    Oh, right. That's because of me and my mom.
[09:33] Shibaken
    Mom's got a different man every five minutes,
[09:36] Shibaken
    and I went through a playboy phase.
[09:40] Shibaken
    He's a strait-laced guy,
    so that stuff isn't okay with him.
[09:45] Hiyori
    Oh, thank goodness.
[09:49] Hiyori
    They called it "trauma," so I thought
    something really bad happened to him.
[09:55] Hiyori
    I'm glad it didn't.
[09:57] Hiyori
    There are so many nice girls out there, too.
[10:01] Hiyori
    How can we help him be comfortable?
[10:04] Shibaken
    You're a nice girl, Hiyori-chan.
[10:06] Hiyori
    Huh?
[10:08] Shibaken
    Take care of my brother!
[10:12] Hiyori
    What's that s'posed to mean?
[10:17] Hiyori
    It's me! I'm comin' in!
[10:21] Hiyori
    You brought lunch, Someya-kun?
    What about Shibasaki-kun?
[10:25] Yujiro
    He said he planned to buy something.
[10:27] Hiyori
    I bought a cutlet sandwich. Do you want it?
[10:32] Aizo
    I'm not really hungry.
[10:37] Hiyori
    You know, I'm not comfortable with squid.
[10:41] Yujiro
    What?
[10:42] Aizo
    Squid?
[10:44] Hiyori
    I'm a fisherman's daughter,
    and my town is famous for squid,
[10:49] Hiyori
    so I want to say that I love squid.
[10:52] Hiyori
    But no matter how much I try, I just
    really hate the squooshy texture...
[10:59] Hiyori
    I understand how you feel,
    bein' uncomfortable around girls.
[11:02] Hiyori
    We can't help what makes
    us uncomfortable, right?
[11:07] Hiyori
    Huh? Did I say something funny?
[11:10] Aizo
    You bet that's funny. You think girls
    and squid belong in the same category?
[11:14] Hiyori
    Well, the fact that we don't
    like them is the same!
[11:19] Aizo
    From now on, I'm gonna remember squid
    whenever I'm surrounded by girls.
[11:25] Yujiro
    Is that all you're having for lunch?
[11:27] Hiyori
    Yep! The buns in the school store
    are a great deal for their size.
[11:32] Hiyori
    And tasty, too!
[11:33] Yujiro
    That's not what I mean.
[11:35] Yujiro
    Shouldn't you be thinking about
    nutrient balance, since you do sports?
[11:41] Yujiro
    Have some if you want.
[11:43] Hiyori
    Whoa, that's so fancy!
[11:45] Hiyori
    Is it a custom lunch?
    Like from a nice restaurant?
[11:49] Yujiro
    It's my mom's cooking.
[11:50] Hiyori
    Oh, wow, your mom is amazin'!
[11:53] Hiyori
    She loves you a lot, huh?
[11:56] Yujiro
    She makes lunch for my father
    and brother. I'm an afterthought.
[11:58] Aizo
    Oho, you're embarrassed.
[12:00] Yujiro
    I am not!
[12:04] Hiyori
    This omelet is nice and sweet!
[12:07] Yujiro
    Hey, I was saving that for last!
[12:11] Aizo
    So you're the type to eat
    his favorite thing last?
[12:14] Yujiro
    I mean, doesn't everyone?!
[12:15] Aizo
    No, not everyone.
[12:15] Yujiro
    What's your deal?
[12:25] Yujiro
    It's Uchida-san.
[12:27] Yujiro
    Hello?
[12:28] Uchida
    Yujiro, don't leave the
    school until I get there.
[12:31] Yujiro
    What? Why not?
[12:33] Aizo
    This would be why.
SIGN    The Shame of a Famous Kabuki Family?
    Someya Tamagoro's Eldest Son Is a Pop Idol!
[12:37] Hiyori
    "The Shame of a Famous Kabuki Family?"
[12:41] Hiyori
    "Someya Tamagoro's Eldest Son Is a Pop Idol!"
[12:46] Hiyori
    Huh?!
[12:56] Uchida
    This has really caused a stir.
[13:01] Tamura
    It just proves how much
    attention LIP×LIP is getting.
[13:05] Tamura
    If they weren't popular, the media
     wouldn't write about this.
[13:09] Uchida
    True... But this feels a little malicious.
SIGN    Top News
    The Shame of a Famous Kabuki Family?
    Someya Tamagoro's Eldest Son Is a Pop Idol!
[13:15] Hiyori
    It's obviously lies!
[13:17] Hiyori
    All that stuff about "disowning"
    and "parent-child strife" is wrong.
[13:20] Hiyori
    No mom would make such a love-filled
    lunch for a child she hates!
[13:25] Hiyori
    I'm gonna tell the reporters to go home!
[13:28] Yujiro
    Stay out of this.
[13:31] Yujiro
    A lecture from a manager-in-training
    won't make the media back down.
[13:35] Hiyori
    But...
[13:39] Aizo
    If I know you, you saw this coming.
[13:43] Aizo
    You anticipated that you couldn't
    hide your family forever.
[13:48] Aizo
    Go fight them head-on.
[13:53] Yujiro
    I don't need you to tell me that.
[13:59] Reporter A
    Someya-san!
[14:00] Reporter B
    Someya Yujiro-san!
[14:01] Random Reporter
    Someya-san!
[14:01] Someone
    Someya-san, comment please!
[14:01] Reporter
    Someya-san!
[14:03] Yujiro
    Good evening, everyone.
[14:06] Reporter A
    Someya Yujiro-san,
[14:07] Reporter A
    why did you keep quiet about being
    the heir to a famous kabuki family?
[14:12] Yujiro
    I'm sure if I'd openly claimed my family
    name, it would've gotten me attention.
[14:16] Yujiro
    But I wanted to build my idol
    career on my own merits.
[14:20] Reporter A
    Why would a Someya choose to be a pop idol?
[14:23] Reporter B
    Kabuki actor Someya Tamagoro has been
    called a living national treasure.
[14:27] Reporter B
    Didn't you train under him?
[14:29] Yujiro
    As a child, I wanted to be a kabuki actor,
    and I took lessons from my father.
[14:35] Yujiro
    But I abandoned that dream.
[14:37] Reporter A
    Why is that?
[14:39] Yujiro
    Because of my younger brother, Koichiro.
[14:42] Yujiro
    Koichiro is incredibly talented, he's charismatic,
[14:46] Yujiro
    and he's the hardest worker I know.
[14:48] Yujiro
    He's the best heir to the Someya tradition.
[14:51] Reporter A
    Did Tamagoro-san say that?
[14:54] Reporter B
    What did your father think
    of you becoming a pop idol?
[14:59] Aizo
    Hi, everyone!
[15:01] Aizo
    I'm Aizo, the other half of LIP×LIP!
[15:04] Reporter A
    Aizo-san, did you know that your
    partner was the Someya family heir?
[15:09] Aizo
    Of course!
[15:11] Aizo
    Man, was I bowled over
    when I went to his house.
[15:14] Aizo
    Their gate is huge!
[15:16] Aizo
    And did you know he does his own makeup?
[15:20] Aizo
    I was like, "He's a dude, so why
     is he so good at makeup?"
[15:23] Aizo
    I imagined some reasons,
[15:26] Aizo
    and I was relieved to learn
    it was the kabuki thing.
[15:30] Aizo
    But any reason would
    be fine. Yujiro is Yujiro.
[15:37] Aizo
    Frankly, I'm glad he didn't
    go the kabuki route!
[15:42] Aizo
    I mean, we'd be lonely
    without each other. Right?
[15:46] Yujiro
    I wouldn't be lonely.
[15:48] Aizo
    Wait, you don't return my feelings?!
[15:51] Yujiro
    Well... I guess it was encouraging
[15:55] Yujiro
    to have a partner who's
    chasing the same dream as me.
[16:03] Aizo
    Both of us are serious
    about our idol careers.
[16:06] Aizo
    Be sure to check out Yujiro's next moves!
[16:08] Yujiro
    You mean our next moves.
[16:11] Aizo
    Good point.
[16:12] Hiyori
    They're constantly fightin', but at
    times like these, they help each other.
[16:18] Hiyori
    It's so movin'!
[16:21] Uchida
    I'll be fielding any further questions.
[16:29] Hiyori
    Welcome back! Would you
    like your coffee and cocoa?
[16:34] Aizo
    Sure.
[16:34] Yujiro
    Yeah.
[16:35] Hiyori
    I'm on it!
[16:38] Aizo
    What's got her so enthusiastic?
[16:41] Yujiro
    Who knows?
[16:47] Hiyori
    What else can a manager-in-training do?
[16:52] Hiyori
    I wish I could be more useful...
SIGN    Free Concert & Autograph Session
[17:02] Aizo
    This is our first performance after
    the article. Don't you half-ass it.
[17:06] Yujiro
    Don't you get carried away
    and make it a one-man show.
[17:17] Hiyori
    It's still early, but there's a crowd already!
[17:20] Uchida
    Yes, they gained even more
    fans after the media tizzy.
[17:29] Hiyori
    Oh, it's Chutan-san again!
[17:32] Hiyori
    Thank you for your support.
SIGN    I look forward
     to the concert!
     -Chutan
[17:36] Uchida
    What? You left the rosettes
    back at the office?!
[17:40] Staff
    I'm so sorry!
[17:43] Aizo
    We all forget things sometimes.
[17:45] Yujiro
    At least we never announced a
    free gift, so there's no probl—
[17:48] Hiyori
    I'll go get them!
[17:51] Aizo
    That's impossible.
[17:52] Yujiro
    There's no time for you to—
[17:53] Hiyori
    We don't know until we try!
[17:57] Uchida
    Here, the office key and taxi fare.
[18:01] Hiyori
    I'll be back!
[18:03] Uchida
    Remember to get a receipt!
[18:06] Hiyori
    I will!
[18:10] Aizo
    Thanks for waiting, everyone!
[18:12] Yujiro
    We are...
[18:13] Aizo & Yujiro
    ...LIP×LIP!
[18:18] ---
    We'll be in love for decades, for centuries
[18:23] ---
    We'll always be drawn to
    each other, like magic
[18:31] Hiyori
    Taxi!
[18:38] ---
    You know what? Tonight in my dreams
[18:43] ---
    You've fallen in love with me
[18:44] Hiyori
    There! There they are!
[18:49] ---
    Listen, in the picture book of our future
[18:52] Hiyori
    I'm cutting it close, but I should make it!
[18:54] ---
    You find love with me
[18:58] Hiyori
    A traffic jam?!
[18:59] ---
    If the mischievous god of love
[18:59] Driver
    Maybe there was an accident.
[19:01] Driver
    I don't think we'll be moving for a while.
[19:04] ---
    Has hurt you and made you cry
[19:05] Hiyori
    Excuse me, I'll get off here!
[19:07] Driver
    What? But we're nowhere near the venue.
[19:09] ---
    I'll become a devil to fight him
[19:09] Hiyori
    I'll be okay.
[19:10] Hiyori
    Oh... Receipt, please!
[19:15] ---
    We'll be in love for decades, for centuries
[19:20] ---
    We'll always be drawn to
    each other, like magic
[19:25] ---
    I was searching for you long before we met
[19:30] ---
    Even if we're ripped apart,
    love will bind us together
[19:36] ---
    My first love will last
    for decades, for centuries
[19:40] ---
    And your story will overlap with mine
[19:43] Hiyori
    I will make it!
[19:52] Yujiro
    Is she back?
SIGN    Autograph Session Here
[19:58] Announcer
    This way to the autograph session!
SIGN    Autograph Session Here
[20:00] Announcer
    Please wait in line!
[20:02] Announcer
    We'll let you in shortly!
[20:06] Aizo
    We can't make them wait any longer. Let's go.
[20:11] Hiyori
    Just a minute!
[20:23] Uchida
    You're covered in sweat!
[20:24] Uchida
    Wait, don't tell me you ran here?!
[20:27] Hiyori
    There was a traffic jam.
[20:32] Hiyori
    Go! Hurry!
[20:34] Aizo
    Got it.
[20:40] Uchida
    Hiyoko, are you okay?
[20:43] Uchida
    Hiyoko?!
[20:49] Aizo
    Thank you for all of your support.
[20:51] Yujiro
    These are presents from us. Please take them.
[20:56] Fan A
    I love it!
[20:57] Fan B
    I'll treasure this!
[21:00] Hiyori
    The fans all like them.
[21:08] Aizo
    Hey.
[21:12] Aizo
    You can have this.
[21:14] Yujiro
    We had extra.
[21:17] Hiyori
    Thank you!
[21:19] Aizo
    Good work.
[21:20] Yujiro
    Good work today.
[21:22] Hiyori
    Good work to you, too!
[21:32] Aizo
    What's wrong?
[21:35] Hiyori
    Nothing's wrong.
[21:37] Aizo
    Okay, then...
[21:45] Hiyori
    Ow!
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[21:55] [SONG] ---
    All right, our high school life has begun!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Will it have a happy ending?
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Maybe we'll get boyfriends!?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Revel in high school girl life! Party!
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    I'm hopeless at studying for tests
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    We'll never use differential
    or integral calculus anyway
[22:25] [SONG] ---
    My all-night cramming attack'll let me pass!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Get through it with a smile!
    We're three cheerful girls
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Our reward is sweets
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    I want to go to a concert, too
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Have a sleepover and talk about crushes
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    No keeping secrets, got it?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    No time to hesitate—
    the goal is high school heroine!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Don't wanna play bit parts
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Follow your passions, no regrets
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Going without is a waste
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Stay on the edge of your seats,
    because we're gonna do big things
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Don't wanna be model students
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    We'll say what we want, do what we want
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    We're not gonna go without
[23:20] [SONG] ---
    Revel in high school girl life! Party!
[23:26] Hiyori
    Next time, on episode 5 of
    Heroines Run the Show...
[23:32] Hiyori
    "Idols Are Amazin'!"
SIGN    Episode 5
    Idols Are Amazin'!