E3 - Nonfantasy
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[00:09] Aizo
Ugh.
[00:13] Aizo
Seeing you first thing in
the morning spoils my mood.
[00:16] Yujiro
I could say the same to you.
[00:22] Aizo
It's her...
[00:23] Aizo
I can't believe that morning run.
[00:27] Yujiro
She's a fitness junkie.
She reminds me of you.
[00:31] Aizo
I exercise for work reasons.
[00:33] Aizo
It's different from her hobby.
[00:35] Yujiro
"Hobby"?
[00:37] Yujiro
Would someone go that hard for a hobby?
[00:42] Yujiro
She lives alone, you know.
[00:44] Aizo
Huh?
[00:45] Yujiro
Uchida-san told me.
[00:47] Yujiro
She came alone to Tokyo so
she could compete in track,
[00:50] Yujiro
and the job is for living expenses.
[00:55] Yujiro
I know how you are about girls,
so why are you okay with her?
[01:01] Aizo
I guess 'cause she's not girly.
[01:03] Yujiro
Fair enough.
[01:06] Yujiro
Is that all?
[01:07] Aizo
Piss off!
[01:08] Aizo
I don't see you even trying to hide
your crap personality from her.
[01:13] Yujiro
There's no point in making nice with someone
[01:16] Yujiro
who didn't even know we were pop idols.
[01:18] Aizo
Crap personality is right...
[01:22] [SONG] ---
I'm charmed by how you go all-out
[01:26] [SONG] ---
I'm charmed by your supportive smile
[01:30] [SONG] ---
"I must kiss you," says your Romeo
[01:35] [SONG] ---
Glad that you exist and that he met you
SIGN Heroines Run the Show
[01:47] [SONG] ---
I need more love, want to see you again soon
[01:50] [SONG] ---
Lock eyes with you and tell you
[01:55] [SONG] ---
My sincerest "Thank you for everything"
[01:58] [SONG] ---
Will you love me—
not as a fan, but for real?
[02:02] [SONG] ---
"Pick me"
[02:06] [SONG] ---
"No, pick me"
[02:10] [SONG] ---
Choose which kiss you want
[02:14] [SONG] ---
And let your Romeo bind you
[02:18] [SONG] ---
I'm charmed by how you go all-out
[02:22] [SONG] ---
I'm charmed watching you sing with me
[02:27] [SONG] ---
I'm even charmed by your tears
[02:30] [SONG] ---
I'm charmed by your supportive smile
[02:34] [SONG] ---
Thank you for coming to meet me
[02:38] [SONG] ---
Thank you for calling my name
[02:42] [SONG] ---
"I must kiss you," says your Romeo
[02:47] [SONG] ---
Glad that you exist and that he met you
[02:57] Hina
Hiyori-chan, that's a new personal best!
[03:00] Hiyori
Really?!
[03:04] Hiyori
Yay!
[03:09] Kotaro
"Oh, no! My first-year might
leave me in the dust!"
[03:13] Hina
Quit giving me weird voiceovers, Kotaro.
[03:16] Kotaro
Was I right?
[03:18] Hina
No! I was thinking,
"I'd better work hard, too!"
[03:22] Hiyori
My goal is to run at nationals.
[03:26] Hiyori
My dream might come true pretty soon!
SIGN Guidance Office
[03:30] Hiyori
What do you mean, "can't compete"?
[03:34] Akechi
It's a school rule.
[03:36] Akechi
Anyone with a failing grade on their
most recent midterms or final exams
[03:40] Akechi
is barred from athletic competitions.
[03:43] Akechi
Were the midterms difficult for you?
[03:45] Hiyori
It's more, well...
[03:47] Hiyori
I'm sorry. I couldn't
find much time to study.
[03:53] Akechi
I know you're busy,
[03:55] Akechi
but if you don't score better on your finals,
[03:58] Akechi
it'll be a bit of a problem.
[04:01] Hiyori
Forget "a bit." This is a huge problem!
[04:07] Hiyori
I was so sure I'd clear any obstacle...
[04:12] Hiyori
But now I'm facin'
SIGN Final Exams
[04:14] Hiyori
the biggest one of all...
the hurdle known as "final exams"!
[04:17] Hiyori
If I don't do somethin',
[04:17] Hiyori
I won't make it to the prelims,
let alone nationals!
[04:21] Hiyori
Could you please tutor me?!
[04:24] Chizuru
I wish I could, but I'm
not exactly a top student.
[04:30] Juri
I'm in pretty hot water, too.
[04:33] Juri
So I plan to study with my boyfriend.
[04:37] Chizuru
You have a boyfriend?
[04:39] Juri
An older man! We're still
in the honeymoon phase.
[04:42] Juri
Maybe I'll hit him with the sad
puppy eyes when I ask him for help!
[04:46] Chizuru
You have a life...
[04:47] Hiyori
That's right... I guess everyone's
got their own studyin' to do...
[04:52] Hiyori
What now?!
[04:55] Editor
I've been really looking
forward to this interview!
[04:59] Editor
Thank you for coming!
[05:00] Yujiro & Aizo
Thank you for having us.
[05:02] Editor
You're idols and full-time
high school students.
[05:05] Editor
Readers your age are wildly curious
[05:08] Editor
about your school life.
[05:11] Aizo
We're enjoying it.
[05:12] Yujiro
Every day is well spent.
[05:14] Editor
How are your grades?
[05:17] Hiyori
Oh, yeah! These guys are crazy busy, too.
[05:20] Hiyori
I bet they're havin' trouble.
[05:22] Yujiro
Well, I did get one of our grade's
top three scores on our last midterms.
[05:26] Hiyori
Huh?!
[05:27] Aizo
Really? I'm a little behind.
[05:29] Aizo
I was in the top ten, though.
[05:32] Hiyori
What's with these two?!
[05:33] Hiyori
They said they didn't care
if they got expelled!
[05:36] Editor
Oh, wow. You're both great students!
[05:39] Yujiro
Whether it's career or school, my philosophy
is to give my all to everything I do.
[05:43] Aizo
Idols have to excel in multiple fields,
to be worthy of being looked up to.
[05:48] Aizo
A failing grade wouldn't look good.
[05:53] Aizo
Are we doing voice training next?
[05:54] Yujiro
Yeah, then a radio meeting.
[05:59] Hiyori
"An 'action' is a discrete act,
while an 'activity' is..."
[06:05] Aizo
Someone's slacking.
[06:07] Yujiro
Better cut her pay.
[06:08] Hiyori
I-I'm not slackin'!
[06:10] Hiyori
I got permission from Uchida-san
to study during downtime!
[06:14] Yujiro
We know.
[06:15] Aizo
We're just messing with you.
[06:17] Aizo
Why are you suddenly studying,
anyway? You never did before.
[06:22] Hiyori
Well, I'm dealing with
some dire circumstances...
[06:25] Yujiro
You can't do sports with a failing grade.
[06:28] Yujiro
So if you don't do well on your finals,
you can't compete this summer.
[06:32] Aizo
He guessed right, eh?
[06:34] Hiyori
Um, can I ask you a favor?
[06:36] Hiyori
There are a lot of things
I don't understand...
[06:39] Hiyori
Would you do me the great
honor of tutoring me?!
[06:42] Aizo & Yujiro
Excuse me?
[06:47] Hiyori
I'm sorry. Never mind.
[06:54] Hiyori
I gotta try hard on my own,
[06:57] Hiyori
so that I can make my dream come true!
[07:02] Akechi
This will be on the test,
so be sure to remember it.
SIGN Classics B
[07:06] Akechi
Next, another famous waka poem:
[07:09] Akechi
"Spring, it seems, has passed,
And the summer come again;
[07:12] Akechi
For the silk-white robes,
So 'tis said, are spread to dry
[07:15] Akechi
On the 'Mount of Heaven's Perfume.'"
[07:17] Akechi
This poem by Empress Jito is
in the Hyakunin Isshu, as well.
[07:21] Akechi
As a summer poem...
[07:24] Akechi
Hello?
[07:26] Akechi
Exams are coming up, so please do your
best to fight off your sleepiness.
[07:30] Hiyori
Y-Yes, sir!
SIGN Classics B
[07:35] Akechi
As I was saying...
[07:37] Akechi
SIGN Yujiro
SIGN Aizo
[07:46] Aizo
I got more.
[07:48] Yujiro
No, I got more.
[07:50] Aizo
My total number of presents
is clearly greater.
[07:53] Yujiro
Look how thick my stack of fan letters is.
[07:55] Yujiro
And my stack of presents is heavy as hell.
[07:58] Uchida
That's enough!
[08:00] Uchida
Gifts from fans aren't
something to compete over.
[08:05] Aizo
But aren't more and bigger obviously better?
[08:09] Yujiro
Size and volume are important,
but weight is crucial, too.
[08:13] Uchida
Size? Volume? Weight?
[08:16] Uchida
Honestly, what do you take your fans for?
[08:18] Uchida
The most important thing is their feelings.
[08:23] Aizo & Yujiro
Goods that fans will like?
[08:25] Tamura
I think we should hand out
swag at your next event.
[08:28] Tamura
And I'd like you two to think
about what it should be.
[08:31] Yujiro
Why us?
[08:32] Aizo
I don't know what girls like.
[08:35] Tamura
Oh, dear. You aren't about to
say something pathetic like,
[08:38] Tamura
"I can't do what I don't
understand," are you?
[08:42] Tamura
The appeal will be that you
suggested this for the fans.
[08:46] Tamura
So sit down and really think
about your fans' feelings.
[08:50] Aizo
Other than that... Maybe a
paper fan, or a message card?
[08:55] Yujiro
Too clichéd.
[08:56] Aizo
An accessory, then? Like a hair tie.
[08:59] Yujiro
Not bad, but it lacks impact.
[09:02] Aizo
Hey, come up with your own ideas
instead of just dissing mine!
[09:05] Yujiro
I am thinking. Be quiet a minute.
[09:09] Aizo
The fans' feelings...
[09:16] Aizo
What?
[09:17] Yujiro
I need a change of scenery.
[09:21] Aizo
Quit copying me!
[09:23] Yujiro
Quit copying me.
SIGN Japanese History
[09:30] Aizo
I title this sculpture "Hard Times."
[09:32] Yujiro
"Hard Fight" is better.
[09:34] Hiyori
I'm in a crisis here! I don't
have time for your bullyin'!
[09:38] Aizo
Okay, okay. We're busy, too.
[09:41] Yujiro
Enjoy your studying.
[09:43] Hiyori
"The Shin Kokin Wakashu was compiled
in the early Kamakura Period.
[09:48] Hiyori
It is 20 volumes total. Fujiwara no Teika
was one of the compilers selected."
[09:54] Aizo
Why did you come to Tokyo?
[09:56] Hiyori
Huh?
[09:58] Aizo
Were you recruited by a track scout?
[10:00] Hiyori
No, I'm not that great an athlete.
[10:04] Hiyori
I just happened to have a connection
to the teacher who's my advisor now.
[10:08] Hiyori
He asked me if I wanted to
keep runnin' at Sakuragaoka.
[10:13] Aizo
But you could've run in your hometown, right?
[10:14] Hiyori
None of the nearby high
schools have track teams.
[10:19] Hiyori
I told myself I had to give up...
[10:22] Hiyori
but I just couldn't.
[10:25] Hiyori
Then he invited me, so I knew I had to come!
[10:29] Hiyori
Because I love to run.
[10:33] Aizo
Not exactly deep.
[10:34] Yujiro
That was the only reason?
[10:38] Hiyori
That and the support, I guess.
[10:45] Hiyori
When I race, my friends and
family all cheer me on.
[10:50] Hiyori
They yell, "Go! You can do it!"
[10:53] Hiyori
If I finish first, they go wild.
[10:57] Hiyori
I was so happy to get a first-place medal.
[11:02] Hiyori
I went around showin' it to everyone
and thankin' them for the support.
[11:09] Hiyori
You've got amazin' support too, huh?
[11:12] Aizo
Huh?
[11:13] Yujiro
How so?
[11:14] Hiyori
I mean the fan letters and presents!
[11:17] Hiyori
I could tell just by lookin' at
'em how much the senders cared.
[11:21] Hiyori
I could almost hear each
one sayin', "You can do it!"
[11:28] Hiyori
With that many people supportin' ya,
it's hard not to do your best, right?
[11:33] Aizo
Support...
[11:37] Hiyori
Hmm? What's—
[11:39] Yujiro
Shouldn't you be studying?
[11:41] Hiyori
Shoot, I forgot!
SIGN Japanese History
SIGN Japanese History
SIGN Japanese History
SIGN Japanese History
[11:45] Hiyori
What'll I do? I'll never finish this!
[11:49] Yujiro
You don't have enough time for
everything that might be on the test.
[11:53] Yujiro
Memorize just the main points.
[11:55] Hiyori
Main points...
[11:58] Hiyori
What are they?!
[12:07] Yujiro
These two parts.
[12:09] Aizo
Give me your math book.
[12:11] Aizo
I'll tell you which parts are
guaranteed to be on the test,
[12:13] Aizo
so master those parts.
[12:15] Aizo
Then at least you won't fail.
[12:19] Hiyori
Why help me?
[12:20] Yujiro
I just felt like it.
[12:21] Aizo
Hurry up before I change my mind.
[12:27] Hiyori
Okay!
[12:35] Hiyori
It's beautiful!
[12:37] Uchida
Hello, Hiyoko.
[12:39] Hiyori
Hello, Uchida-san!
[12:42] Hiyori
Wait, where are they?
[12:43] Uchida
They're filming in the woods.
[12:45] Uchida
Sorry to bring you in on the
first day off after exams.
[12:48] Hiyori
It's totally fine! I'm itchin' to move
my body now that tests are over.
[12:53] Hiyori
I'm gonna work hard!
[12:54] Uchida
That's a big help.
[12:57] Hiyori
This place is really something.
[13:00] Uchida
It's a wedding venue.
[13:02] Uchida
Why don't you get married here one day?
[13:05] Hiyori
What, me?!
[13:09] Hiyori
Nope, I can't imagine it.
[13:12] Uchida
Oh? You don't dream about getting married?
[13:14] Hiyori
I've never liked someone that way.
[13:18] Staff
Hiyori-chan!
[13:19] Staff
We're unloading!
[13:21] Hiyori
G-Got it!
[13:25] Staff
And voilà—we have a ballroom!
[13:28] Hiyori
Wow! It's like a fairy tale setting!
[13:33] Staff
This is the "Nonfantasy" video, after all.
[13:36] Staff
Look, she's here.
[13:37] Staff
The fairy tale main character.
[13:40] Yumeru
Hello, everyone!
[13:42] Hiyori
Oh, she's cute! I think I've
seen her before somewhere.
[13:48] Staff
That's Yumeru-san. She started as an
amateur model, and she's popular lately.
[13:53] Staff
Apparently she's a huge LIP×LIP fan.
[13:55] Hiyori
Wow.
[13:56] Hiyori
She's like a real-life princess!
[14:00] Yujiro
Here, put this away.
[14:02] Aizo
This, too.
[14:04] Hiyori
Sheesh, I'm not a garment rack!
[14:08] Hiyori
They both look super princely, though!
[14:13] Yujiro
How'd your tests go?
[14:15] Hiyori
I gave them my all!
[14:17] Aizo
Effort doesn't matter if you don't get results.
[14:20] Yujiro
Hard work doesn't always pay off.
[14:23] Hiyori
Don't jinx me! It will pay
off and I will get results!
[14:34] Yumeru
Hey, you.
[14:35] Hiyori
Yes?
[14:37] Hiyori
It's the princess!
[14:38] Yumeru
You're part of their staff, right?
Are you friendly with them?
[14:42] Hiyori
Huh?
[14:43] Yumeru
What's your relationship?
[14:44] Hiyori
Well, I'm...
[14:46] (Flashback) Uchida
The fact that you're in their class
[14:49] (Flashback) Uchida
and the fact that you're their
manager are both secrets.
[14:52] (Flashback) Uchida
Rumors can kill an idol's career.
[14:55] Hiyori
Um, I work part-time at their agency.
[14:59] Yumeru
Hmm...
[15:01] Director
Yumeru-chan! We're starting!
[15:04] Yumeru
Yes, sir!
[15:09] Hiyori
What was that about?
[15:11] ---
We'll be in love for decades, for centuries
[15:17] ---
We'll always be drawn to
each other, like magic
[15:38] Hiyori
A grand fairy tale world...
[15:41] Hiyori
Beautiful leading characters...
[15:44] Hiyori
In comparison...
[15:46] Hiyori
I'm just a nameless bit part.
[15:54] Staff
Thirty-minute break, everyone!
[16:05] Hiyori
Great work today. Here you go.
[16:08] Aizo
Thanks.
[16:10] Yujiro
Thank you.
[16:14] Hiyori
It looks delicious.
[16:24] Aizo
Eat.
[16:25] Hiyori
Huh?! But I'm just an underling... I couldn't...
[16:29] Yujiro
No need to be shy.
[16:31] Yujiro
We wouldn't be able to film this video
without all the hardworking staff.
[16:36] Hiyori
Well, don't mind if I do—
[16:39] Yumeru
You there.
[16:40] Yumeru
Could you bring the director some coffee?
[16:43] Hiyori
Oh, okay!
[16:51] Yumeru
How could you?!
[16:53] Hiyori
I-I'm so sorry.
[16:55] Yumeru
Don't touch me.
[16:57] Yumeru
It's just cruel to ruin my dress
when the shoot isn't over yet!
[17:02] Yujiro
Are you all right?
[17:04] Aizo
Excuse me! Towel, please!
[17:10] Yujiro
Are you all right? You're not burned?
[17:13] Yujiro
I apologize for our staff.
[17:16] Aizo
I'm really sorry.
[17:19] Yumeru
It's not your fault.
[17:22] Yumeru
But what'll I do about this costume?
[17:25] Yujiro
Shall we go back to the green room?
[17:26] Yumeru
Yeah...
[17:45] Aizo
Hey, you in there?
[17:49] Aizo
Hello!
[17:51] Hiyori
I can't come to the phone right now.
[17:54] Yujiro
No dumb jokes, please.
[17:57] Aizo
The shoot is over. If you don't
come out, we'll leave you here.
[18:03] Hiyori
Please do.
[18:04] Aizo
Why are you so depressed?
You screwing up is nothing new.
[18:10] Yujiro
You do it all the time.
[18:13] Hiyori
This is different.
[18:15] Yujiro
Different how?
[18:17] Hiyori
I... caused you trouble.
[18:23] Hiyori
I made you apologize.
[18:26] Hiyori
I'm sorry.
[18:30] Yumeru
Excuse me.
[18:33] Yumeru
Aizo-kun, Yujiro-kun, thank you for today.
[18:37] Aizo
No, thank you. But didn't
we say our goodbyes already?
[18:42] Yumeru
Would you be willing to
give me your phone numbers?
[18:47] Yujiro
I'm sorry, but that's
against our agency's rules.
[18:55] Yumeru
But you're fine with her?
[18:59] Yumeru
You should watch out for girls like that.
[19:02] Yumeru
For all you know, she took a job
at your agency to get close to you!
[19:08] Aizo
That's your motive.
[19:12] Aizo
This is the problem with women.
[19:15] Aizo
Don't try to get up close and personal
with us just because we co-starred.
[19:19] Yujiro
I saw you trip her, you know.
[19:24] Yumeru
Nonsense! I wouldn't do that!
You must be mistaken—
[19:28] Yujiro
We can settle this by
checking the camera footage.
[19:30] Yujiro
Not the crew's cameras. The security cameras.
[19:35] Aizo
Don't you have the imagination to realize
messing with our staff would annoy us?
[19:43] Yujiro
Your fake crying isn't bad,
but I suggest you don't pursue acting.
[19:47] Yujiro
It's not a career for
people who lack imagination.
[19:53] Yujiro
Watch it. You've totally
dropped your game face.
[19:57] Aizo
It's her fault for pissing me off.
[19:59] Aizo
And you were openly picking a fight.
[20:02] Yujiro
She knows I know her weaknesses.
[20:06] Yujiro
And if she does decide to
fight back, I'll destroy her career.
[20:09] Aizo
Ooh, scary.
[20:11] Yujiro
You heard us. You didn't do anything
wrong, so get out here already.
[20:17] Aizo
Quit hesitating. It's out of
character for you, Potato Face.
[20:23] Hiyori
Don't call me that!
[20:25] Aizo
Here's the potato girl.
[20:27] Yujiro
Let's go home.
[20:29] Aizo
I guess she'd be fine if we left,
anyway. She could run home.
[20:33] Yujiro
Yeah, it'd be easy for her.
She runs every day.
[20:36] Hiyori
What? No way! Wait for me!
[20:40] Hiyori
It's strange... They're not in their costumes,
but they still seem kinda princely.
[20:50] Akechi
Kikuchi.
[20:51] Kikuchi
Here.
[20:52] Akechi
Kudo.
[20:54] Kudo
Here.
[20:55] Akechi
Kodama.
[20:56] Kodama
Here.
[20:57] Akechi
Sakaue.
[20:58] Sakaue
Here.
[21:00] Akechi
Shibasaki.
[21:01] Aizo
Here.
[21:02] Akechi
Suzumi.
[21:04] Akechi
Suzumi!
[21:05] Hiyori
H-Here!
[21:08] Hiyori
How'd I do, Sensei?
[21:12] Hiyori
Am I out? Safe?
[21:14] Hiyori
I can't tell what he's thinkin'!
[21:18] Akechi
Here you go.
[21:19] Hiyori
Th-Thank you.
[21:24] Hiyori
Any failing grades?
[21:27] Hiyori
No!
[21:28] Aizo
Safe, eh?
[21:30] Hiyori
Hey, don't look without askin'!
[21:33] Aizo
Just barely, though.
[21:34] Yujiro
Isn't that a success?
"Just barely" lets her compete.
[21:40] Aizo & Yujiro
That's great.
[21:42] Hiyori
Y-Yeah.
[21:45] Hiyori
Idol smiles might be dangerous.
SIGN Episode 3
SIGN Nonfantasy
[21:55] [SONG] ---
All right, our high school life has begun!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Will it have a happy ending?
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Maybe we'll get boyfriends!?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Revel in high school girl life! Party!
[22:18] [SONG] ---
I'm hopeless at studying for tests
[22:22] [SONG] ---
We'll never use differential
or integral calculus anyway
[22:25] [SONG] ---
My all-night cramming attack'll let me pass!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Get through it with a smile!
We're three cheerful girls
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Our reward is sweets
[22:37] [SONG] ---
I want to go to a concert, too
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Have a sleepover and talk about crushes
[22:46] [SONG] ---
No keeping secrets, got it?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
No time to hesitate—
the goal is high school heroine!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Don't wanna play bit parts
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Follow your passions, no regrets
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Going without is a waste
[23:05] [SONG] ---
Stay on the edge of your seats,
because we're gonna do big things
[23:09] [SONG] ---
Don't wanna be model students
[23:12] [SONG] ---
We'll say what we want, do what we want
[23:16] [SONG] ---
We're not gonna go without
[23:20] [SONG] ---
Revel in high school girl life! Party!
[23:26] Hiyori
Next time, on episode 4 of
Heroines Run the Show...
[23:33] Hiyori
"What I Can Do"!
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What I Can Do
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