E5 - Idea 5
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[00:02] Tsu
These are tsetse flies,
which transmit sleeping sickness.
SIGN Tsetse Fly
[00:06] Una
I thought it wouldn't work
on those mystery animals,
SIGN They fell asleep
[00:09] Una
but they fell asleep quite easily.
[00:11] Ued
Oh, that's because I cursed them.
[00:13] Una
C-Cursed? Are angels allowed to do that?
[00:17] Ued
Should I not have?
[00:19] God
Operational message!
[00:21] God
Ueda is going to Hell!
SIGN Expelled
[00:29] Shi
Wh-Wh-What should we do?!
[00:32] Shi
It's my fault this happened to Ueda-san!
[00:34] Una
No, it's my fault.
[00:36] Kan
Angels are demoted to Hell
when they use a curse?!
[00:40] Kim
It's like the epitome
of divine punishment.
SIGN Department: Heaven's Angel Department
SIGN Name Ueda
SIGN You are commanded to go to Hell.
SIGN Expelled
SIGN Heaven's Design Team
[02:30] Tsu
Ueda-san, should we submit our invoice
for last week's request now?
[02:36] Miz
Do you think Ueda-san really got demoted?
[02:39] Tsu
The pandas were our fault, not Ueda-san's.
[02:43] Tsu
I'll reach out to upper management.
[02:45] Kan
We relied on Ueda-san much
more than we realized, huh?
[02:49] Kim
It's like that tingling sensation is absent.
[02:51] Una
Something's missing for sure.
[02:57] Una
O-Oh, we're not saying any
of this to put you down!
[03:00] Shi
I know, I really do!
[03:03] Shi
Here you go. I made some cream puffs.
[03:06] Shi
I'll go make some tea to go with them!
[03:11] Shi
What should I do?
[03:13] Shi
Ueda-san's angel communicator
says she doesn't have a signal.
[03:18] Shi
If Ueda-san doesn't come back...
[03:20] Shi
No, even by myself, I need
to do the best I can!
[03:35] Shi
Are you all right?!
[03:37] Kan
A skull?! The grim reaper!?
[03:44] Shi
An insect?!
[03:46] Shi
I can't do this after all!
[03:48] Shi
Ueda-san!
[03:51] Ued
Did you call for me?
[03:53] Ued
Did another prototype escape
from the insect department?
[03:58] Ued
You're quite a big moth.
SIGN Prototype
[04:00] Ued
The skull pattern on your back is lovely.
[04:03] Shi
Ueda-san?!
[04:06] Ued
That "expulsion" was not a demotion,
it was a business trip.
[04:10] Ued
God did ask me why I used a curse,
[04:13] Ued
but when I explained that it was necessary
to prevent work-related deaths.
[04:15] Ued
He didn't reprimand me.
SIGN Hell
Sweet
Buns
[04:18] Shi
I'm so glad!
[04:20] Ued
I hadn't told you about that yet.
Sorry for making you worry.
[04:24] Miz
Who knew that lightning bolt was simply
a way to move around when time is short?
[04:28] Una
That was bad for my heart.
[04:30] Ued
You know there's that new
venture called "Hell"
[04:32] Ued
that one of the companies associated
with Heaven is starting, right?
[04:35] Ued
The project lead there took
a liking to the pandas,
[04:38] Ued
and wanted to see some material,
so I was instantly summoned.
SIGN Hell
[04:41] Mei
So you really did go to Hell.
[04:47] Yok
That infinitely-multiplying
panda was truly marvelous.
[04:51] Ued
Oh?
[04:52] Yok
I would like to create a
creature based on that idea,
[04:55] Yok
something that can move even
without a brain, the "zombie."
[04:58] Yok
I am sure that it will bring
calamity and fear to the world!
[05:03] Kan
Um, may I ask who you are?
[05:05] Yok
I am the child of darkness
born from the soil.
[05:08] Yok
Oh, pardon me.
[05:11] Yok
My name is Yokota. I recently
transferred from Heaven to Hell.
[05:15] Yok
I used to work for Ueda-san.
[05:17] Yok
I am currently working on a
"theme park of darkness and flame."
[05:21] Yok
This is what it will look like.
[05:23] Shi
It's the exact opposite of Heaven.
[05:26] Yok
It'll be a fun place where you can
have a taste of anguish and rage,
[05:29] Yok
agony and sloth, thrills and adventure!
[05:32] Shi
I-I see.
[05:35] Shi
He has a scary appearance,
but he seems dedicated to his work.
[05:38] Kan
So those flames are always
burning underground?
[05:40] Kan
Won't they run out of oxygen?
[05:42] Kim
If there's no sunlight, plants can't grow,
so there'll be no food, either.
[05:47] Mei
What do these happy gorilla-like
beings eat? Each other?
[05:52] Yok
As expected, you professionals
ask the tough questions!
SIGN Ventilation
SIGN Mountain
(Cross-Section View)
SIGN Ventilation
[05:55] Yok
But it won't be underground.
SIGN Main Office
SIGN Theme
Park
Interior
SIGN Entrance
[05:55] Txt
m 91 254 l 90 291 127 327 168 328 190 297 196 254
SIGN Fully-Equipped
Employee
Cantina
[05:57] Yok
Since this is what it'll
look like, we're fine.
[06:00] Yoko
Since we can grow foodstuffs on the outside,
[06:03] Yoko
we will have enough food for our cast.
[06:05] Kan
It looks like it's different than
the Earth we do our work for.
[06:09] Yok
The reason I came by today was
not just because I wanted to
[06:13] Yok
buy the zombie idea off of you,
but because I have another request.
[06:17] Yok
I would like you to design a mascot for
the entrance of our company's theme park.
[06:22] Yok
This is a drawing of what I had in mind!
[06:25] Shi
A new request?
[06:27] Yok
Yes.
[06:28] Yok
Something so flashy that the screams
of the souls just gush forth,
[06:31] Yok
and so big that it could
devour us all in one bite!
[06:34] Tsu
If it's that big, the design
will be limited by gravity.
[06:39] Yok
No, please feel free to let your desires
run free, and prioritize form over function.
[06:45] Yok
In Hell, we can freely adjust
gravity and oxygen levels,
[06:49] Yok
so we'll adjust those to the animal.
[06:52] Miz
But this is...
[06:56] Yok
Oh, I'm sorry!
[06:58] Yok
I shouldn't have dared show my
drawing to professional designers!
[07:02] Kim
That's not it.
[07:05] Una
The appearance...
[07:07] Kan
The purpose...
[07:08] Mei
The size...
[07:09] Miz
To have so much actual data...
[07:11] Kim
...in a request is so nice!
[07:13] Tsu
Let's give it our best shot!
[07:15] All
Yeah!
[07:16] Yok
Huh? Yes! Thank you so much!
[07:19] Tsu
Then please observe the internal competition
between the very best designers on our team.
[07:25] Ued
The request is for "Hell's mascot."
[07:29] Tsu
Then we, Team A, will go first.
[07:32] Una
Just to confirm, this is an
animal with three heads, right?
[07:36] Yok
Yes! If possible, it should be so terrifying
and awesome that it chills your blood!
[07:42] Kan
We'll use the wolf that Saturn
came up with before as a base.
[07:45] Kan
Let's send it over to Mars-san right away!
[07:49] Hig
Here, it's done.
[07:53] Yok
It's so cool! It's just
overflowing with dignity!
[08:00] Shi
The falling-over trope again.
[08:01] Shi
It's bad for my heart, no matter
how many times I see it.
[08:05] Hig
Since each head wants to go
in a different direction,
[08:08] Hig
the legs get mixed up.
SIGN Brain
SIGN Fakes
[08:09] Una
Then how about moving the brain
here and making the heads fake?
[08:15] Hig
I can't really recommend removing
the brain from the head.
[08:19] Hig
The optic and vestibulocochlear nerves
would be more likely to get damaged.
[08:23] Yok
Excuse me.
[08:23] Hig
Yes?
[08:24] Yok
As the client, I don't like that, either.
[08:27] Yok
I want to jump into a whirlpool of desire,
and pet each good boy's head.
[08:31] Yok
That won't work if it's actually
just one good boy.
[08:34] Yok
The dream is to have multiple good boys!
[08:36] Yok
I want to pet each good boy's head in turn,
each with his own personality!
[08:39] Hig
Then let's prioritize the middle
good boy's will for movement.
[08:44] Hig
It's fixed!
[08:48] Shi
They're walking straight now!
[08:50] Yok
So cool.
[08:52] Una
Let's try feeding them.
[08:57] Una
That's a good appetite!
[09:04] Una
I put enough for one meal in there.
[09:07] Una
They want to eat three meals' worth.
[09:12] Tsu
Wolves do not have a good
sense of fullness,
[09:15] Tsu
so they'll keep eating to their limit.
[09:16] Tsu
The upside is that they
are very good at fasting.
[09:18] Kan
They'll get fat for sure, though.
[09:21] Una
They might become round good boys,
just like the panda.
[09:24] Yok
Th-That would be cute, but still...
[09:28] Kan
Since they're a mascot,
they don't need to hunt, right?
[09:31] Kan
Maybe they should have a
hobby besides eating.
[09:33] Shi
Hobby?
[09:34] Kan
Playing instruments... is out,
but maybe they could listen to music.
[09:38] Yok
Sounds good!
SIGN Hardcore Slash Metal Hip Hop
[09:40] Kan
If we let them listen to a wide selection
of genres, they might develop a preference.
[09:49] Una
What's happening?
SIGN Break Up
[09:51] Shi
They're breaking up!
[09:52] Shi
Apparently they're splitting up because
of their different tastes in music.
[09:55] Kan
Come on, get along!
[09:58] Kim
Looks like you're struggling, Team A.
[10:02] Kim
This is what we came up with!
[10:07] Shi
It's flying!
[10:08] Yok
Awesome! Its appearance is just
brimming with murderous intent!
[10:12] Kim
If the gravity is low,
this design allows it it to fly.
[10:15] Kim
We based the head on the crocodile.
[10:17] Yok
The crocodile? Don't they
cannibalize each other?
[10:20] Miz
Do not underestimate crocodiles!
[10:22] Miz
They are highly social animals that
can communicate with their growls.
[10:26] Miz
They sometimes even hunt
in groups by setting traps.
[10:29] Yok
Wow...
[10:30] Kim
And while that wolf-type there
could accidentally become cute,
[10:34] Kim
this crocodile type has
a perpetually open mouth.
[10:37] Kim
The sharp teeth are intimidating,
emphasizing how scary it is!
[10:41] Shi
Why are the mouths always open?
[10:43] Mei
Because it's hot.
[10:44] Mei
Just like real crocodiles, the open mouth allows
water to evaporate, which gets rid of heat.
[10:48] Shi
I thought it was for intimidation.
[10:50] Miz
Additionally, crocodiles are cold-blooded,
SIGN Cold-Blooded
[10:53] Miz
which means that if you cool them down,
they shut down and sleep without needing food.
[10:57] Miz
In other words, if the park is closed,
it's possible to deactivate them!
[11:00] Kim
The wolf-type over there is warm-blooded,
SIGN Warm-Blooded
[11:03] Kim
so they'll have to keep eating,
even if the park is closed.
[11:06] Kim
Ours is cool and economical!
[11:09] Kim
This is Team B's proposal!
[11:11] Kan
Our design's heads accepted each
other and got back together!
[11:15] Shi
This is a battle of unprecedented intensity!
[11:18] Tsu
Yokota-san, what do you think?
[11:20] Tsu
If Hell is operational year-round,
I recommend Team A's warm-blooded wolf-type.
[11:25] Tsu
If you will be closed frequently, I recommend
Team B's cold-blooded crocodile-type.
[11:31] Yok
We haven't decided yet if and
when the park will be closed.
[11:33] Yok
This is just like the sun and moon.
[11:36] Yok
It's just as difficult as having to pick
either roaring flames or eternal ice.
[11:40] Yok
It's so hard to pick.
[11:44] Yok
Both were accepted!
[11:45] Yok
The fee will be doubled!
SIGN Cerberus
SIGN Three-Headed
Dragon
SIGN Accepted in Hell
SIGN Accepted in Hell
[11:50] Kan
Yay!
[11:52] Ued
That's so nice.
[11:53] Yok
Oh, that reminds me.
[11:55] Yok
Could I also purchase the skull pattern
that was on the moth Ueda-san caught earlier?
[11:59] Yok
I was looking for a design to put
on the T-shirts in the gift store.
[12:02] ---
Would a payment for the illustration
plus a royalty contract be acceptable?
[12:05] Shi
I'll go talk to the insect
department right away!
[12:07] Una
Wh-What a good client!
[12:14] Yok
There will come a time when I shall
return again from the deepest darkness!
[12:18] Yok
I look forward to working with you!
[12:23] Kan
I thought of Hell as a really scary place, but it
seems like a laid-back place to work.
[12:28] Kan
It looks like they can freely
pick their own work attire.
[12:30] Ued
Oh, it's not that free.
[12:33] Ued
New Hell employees have to design an
"awesome dark side outfit" for their work attire.
[12:40] Ued
However, but due to budget constraints,
[12:42] Ued
even if it feels embarrassing later,
they are never allowed to change it.
[12:45] Miz
That would be Hell.
SIGN The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist
[12:49] Ken
The Illustrated Guide to Creatures
That Really Exist!
[12:53] Ued
The bigger ones are about six meters.
[12:56] Shi
That's 3.5 of me.
[12:58] Yok
These jaws are clearly suited to
the guardian of the underworld.
[13:01] Ued
They use that mouth to chomp babies.
[13:04] Shi
It ate it?!
[13:05] Ued
No, the mother is just transporting
the babies in her mouth.
[13:10] Shi
So crocodiles raise their children?
[13:12] Ued
They do so with the utmost care.
[13:14] Ued
The mother crocodile even sleeps with
one eye open to watch her children.
[13:19] Yok
They're kinder than they look, huh?
[13:23] Ued
Just like you, Yokota-kun.
[13:33] Tsu
Should we have lunch now?
[13:35] Kan
Yes, this is a good time to stop.
[13:38] Una
I brought a lunch today!
[13:40] Kim
Me, too.
[13:41] Shi
I'll make some tea.
[13:43] Una
Thank you, Shimoda-kun.
[13:47] Shi
Two?
[13:49] Tsu
Your lunch is so fancy, Venus-kun.
[13:53] Kan
Yours is such a classic.
[13:57] Kan
Compared to that...
[13:59] Miz
It's simple, beautiful and efficient.
[14:02] Miz
What's your issue?
[14:03] Miz
That's not appetizing.
[14:05] Miz
The same goes for yours.
[14:08] Kim
I'm looking forward, so forward, to lunch!
[14:11] All
That's huge!
[14:12] Kan
Come on! That huge thing won't fit here.
[14:15] Shi
The table over there is free.
[14:21] Kim
Ta-dah! Today's lunch is plated on this boat!
[14:25] Shi
Lunch?
[14:27] Kim
I packed it with the freshest
fruits of the sea.
[14:30] Kim
This glorious shrimp is a test piece.
[14:32] Una
It's all so fancy.
[14:35] Kim
This is just an aspect of our work, right?
[14:37] Shi
Uh, sure.
[14:39] Kim
I collaborated with the insect
department to make the crab before,
[14:42] Kim
and it turned out really tasty.
[14:44] Shi
The insect department? The crab?
[14:46] Una
That was before you came here.
[14:49] Kim
The crab is like a relative of the insects.
[14:52] Kim
I wanted that tastiness not just
in crabs, but also in shrimp.
[14:56] Kim
The shrimp is like an elongated crab,
so I guarantee that it's tasty.
[14:59] Shi
Shrimp and crabs are also related?
[15:01] Kim
Yes, crabs have their abdomen
on their underside, right?
[15:05] Kim
The one you can easily open up?
[15:07] Kim
That's just a shrimp tail tucked under.
SIGN Gastric Mills
[15:10] Shi
Oh, wow.
[15:11] Kim
Shrimp have teeth in their stomach,
so they chew inside their tummies!
[15:17] Shi
I didn't really want to know that,
but God has spoken!
[15:21] God
Accepted!
SIGN Accepted
SIGN Spiny
Lobster
[15:24] Kim
Yay! A big shrimp is born!
[15:28] Kim
It can speak, too.
[15:33] Una
Oh, sorry.
[15:35] Una
Should we have lunch, too?
[15:37] Una
This one is yours.
[15:39] Shi
Oh, you're eating together?
[15:42] Una
Isn't it cute?
[15:44] Una
I got an order for an
"animal that can't swim well,"
[15:47] Una
so I'm making a fluffy creature.
[15:49] Shi
Fluffy because it can't swim well?
[15:51] Una
You know how good swimmers
are all curvy and slippery?
[15:54] Shi
Oh, you're going in the exact opposite
direction from the dolphin.
[15:58] Una
That's right. And animals that
often go into water usually
[16:04] Una
have their nose higher up.
[16:07] Una
This boy's got a small nose
in the middle of his face.
[16:11] Una
I left in a lot of land animal features.
[16:14] Kim
And what does he eat?
[16:16] Una
For now, he's an omnivore.
[16:18] Una
Stuff like frogs, bugs and grains.
[16:21] Shi
Like frogs...
[16:23] Una
Since he can't swim well,
he can't catch fish.
[16:28] Kim
Want to try an urchin?
[16:37] Kim
You can appreciate the flavor of urchin!
How about a scallop?
[16:41] Kim
Abalone?
[16:43] Kim
Squid?
[16:45] Kim
What a good boy!
[16:47] Una
Hey, stop that, Jupiter-kun!
[16:50] Una
He's bad at swimming!
[16:52] Una
Look at his cute little pads!
[16:55] Una
Tasty seafood comes from
the cold ocean, right?
[16:58] Una
He'll bleed body heat through his pads.
[17:00] Una
He'll be chilled to the bone!
[17:02] Una
So that's why this is your food.
[17:04] Una
Jeez! What will you do if he
starts preferring seafood?
[17:11] Una
I'll pretend I didn't see that.
[17:13] Kim
Do you want some lobster?
[17:17] Shi
S-So cute! He's literally beaming!
[17:21] Una
Oh, man, what should I do?
[17:23] Una
He can't swim well, but he's fallen
in love with expensive seafood.
[17:27] Kim
If cold is the issue,
he just needs to eat more.
[17:30] Shi
A gourmet that's also a glutton?
[17:32] Kim
If he just eats a lot, he'll be fine
because his body temperature will go up.
[17:36] Kim
There are no sharks in cold oceans,
and mussels suck at running away,
[17:39] Kim
meaning it'll work out even
if he can't swim well.
[17:42] Kim
The secret to survival is eating!
[17:44] Una
That's no longer the
animal I came up with.
[17:47] Una
It's completely under
Jupiter-kun's influence.
[17:50] Shi
He looks happy, though.
[17:53] Una
Oh, fine. Want to try going in the ocean?
[17:59] Shi
This looks more like an
aquarium than the ocean.
[18:01] Una
It's a simulation space for testing.
[18:04] Ott
This water is vewy cold.
My widdle handsies are vewy cold, so...
SIGN Spread
[18:13] Una
I-It's so adorable!
[18:15] Shi
It's floating on the water!
[18:17] Una
What? That's so smart! Cute!
[18:22] Kim
I see. If he raises them up, he can breathe easily
and his hands don't get cold.
[18:26] Kim
What if we trap air in his coat to
make his whole body like a life vest?
[18:31] Kim
See? It floats, and since the cold water
isn't directly touching him, it's not cold.
[18:34] Una
That's good!
[18:36] Ott
Handsies cold...
[18:38] Ott
Oh, eyesies warm!
[18:41] Shi
Cute!
[18:42] Una
Adorable!
[18:47] Una
Your face can stay like that!
[18:49] Una
I'll put the fanciest fur coat on you!
[18:53] Kim
He wears a fancy fur coat and
gorges himself on fancy food.
[18:56] Kim
I like that.
[18:57] Shi
So he does have to eat a lot?
[19:00] Kim
With the amount of subcutaneous fat he has,
[19:03] Kim
he has to eat about 25% of
his body weight to survive.
[19:07] Kim
For your size, that would be
about 15 kilograms of food per day.
SIGN Rice
[19:11] Shi
This much food... every day?!
[19:15] Kim
So I think he won't have time
to get back to land to sleep.
[19:18] Una
The fur coat is good,
[19:19] Una
but if he sleeps while floating on
the water, he'll be washed away.
[19:23] Shi
Neptune-san, look at that!
[19:25] Shi
He wrapped kelp around his body!
[19:28] Una
Th-That's so smart!
[19:31] Kim
What about in regions where there's no kelp?
[19:33] Kim
You should beef up his claws
so he can hold on to rocks.
[19:39] Una
Sorry, what did you say?
[19:40] Kim
I was saying the claws—
[19:42] Shi
Neptune-san!
[19:43] Shi
If there's is no kelp, they hold
hands while they sleep!
[19:47] Una
Get out!
[19:49] Kim
Listen, he can't hold a lot of
food with those small hands.
[19:52] Kim
You should enlarge them.
[19:53] Una
It's not cute, so I veto that.
[19:55] Una
I'll give you a pocket,
so you can carry a lot with you.
[19:59] Kim
P-Pockets? But we need to
address other issues, too.
[20:02] Kim
Since he was originally a land animal,
[20:04] Kim
eating too much seafood means
he's getting way too much sodium.
[20:07] Shi
Isn't that your fault?
[20:09] Una
I understand.
[20:11] Una
Let's make your kidneys strong, too.
[20:14] Una
Then you'll be able to
handle all that sodium.
[20:18] Kim
This is hopeless.
[20:20] Shi
He's stuffing lots of
mussels into his pockets.
[20:23] Una
He's so smart!
SIGN A Few Days Later...
[20:31] Shi
Is the "animal that can't swim well"
in the oceans on Earth now?
[20:34] Una
Yes, we're testing it on Galapagos.
[20:37] Una
Want to come see?
[20:38] Shi
Of course!
[20:39] Kim
I'll come, too.
[20:45] Shi
Oh, good. They seem well.
[20:49] Una
Oh, no, this is bad!
[20:51] Una
They all have periodontitis!
[20:55] Kim
Always eating hard things
took a toll on them.
[20:58] Kim
I knew they needed another set of teeth.
[21:02] Kim
You should add teeth in their
stomachs like shrimp have—
[21:05] Una
No!
[21:06] Una
But what should I do?
If you can't eat, you'll die.
[21:11] Shi
No...
[21:18] Una
I see, you're using the rock
instead of your teeth!
[21:21] Shi
So smart!
[21:23] Una
So cute!
[21:27] Shi
God has spoken!
[21:29] God
Accepted!
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[21:33] Una
I'm so happy!
[21:36] Kim
You're coddling him too much.
[21:37] Una
Isn't this great?
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[21:39] Ken
The Illustrated Guide to Creatures
That Really Exist!
[21:43] Una
Aren't they so cute?
[21:46] Shi
They are. What's the significance
of this movement?
[21:50] Una
That's how they clean their fur.
[21:52] Una
In order to protect themselves
from the cold sea,
[21:54] Una
it's important that their fur is fluffy.
[21:57] Shi
I see. So they're making their
already-fluffy bodies even more fluffy.
[22:01] Una
The mothers do that fluffing
for their babies.
[22:05] Una
Shimoda-kun, are you ready?
[22:07] Shi
Yes. As one now, Neptune-san.
[22:10] All
So cute!
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