E3 - Idea 3

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[00:03] Nar
    In the beginning, God created
    the heavens and the earth.
[00:07] Nar
    He followed them
[00:11] Nar
    with light, waters, and the land.
[00:15] Nar
    Then he created the many animals
    that would inhabit it.
[00:21] Nar
    Or... that was the plan.
[00:23] Nar
    It got too tedious, so he outsourced it.
SIGN    Heaven's Design Team
[02:01] Guy
    You, who have been banished
     to the void in shame,
[02:05] Guy
    I now remove your shackles.
[02:09] Guy
    Come forth, spirit of ash!
[02:21] Shi
    What is this? It's so cool!
[02:23] Kan
    This is a dragon!
[02:25] Kim
    Amazing, huh?
[02:27] Kan
    This is the first work
    of a certain designer.
[02:30] Miz
    Who did that?! Who summoned that?!
[02:32] Kim
    Oh, he already realized.
[02:33] Miz
    Of course I did!
[02:35] Miz
    Why did you take out an old, failed design?!
[02:37] Miz
    And seriously, what was
    that misleading chant?!
[02:40] Miz
    Basically, you were just saying,
    "Let's bring out an embarrassing failure!"
[02:44] Kim
    Well, ash is a form of waste.
[02:46] Shi
    I-I'm sorry. I was told to read
    this script to set the mood.
[02:51] Kan
    I mean, it did feel like a
    proper summoning, right?
[02:53] Miz
    Yeah, some mood that was.
    And what's with this star thing?
[02:57] Miz
    Is it supposed to be a summoning circle?
[02:58] Kim
    Oh, this? I was just doodling
    and thought of a new animal.
[03:03] Shi
    This was a blueprint?
    I'm sorry for stepping all over it!
[03:06] Kim
    It's fine. Nothing's decided yet.
[03:09] Miz
    So, why did you bring out the dragon, anyway?
[03:11] Shi
    Ah, well, God put in an order for something
    that "has no wings, but still flies."
[03:17] Shi
    Then Venus-san and Jupiter-san said
    there was a perfect fit in the rejected files.
[03:21] Miz
    That's no good! Put it away already!
[03:24] Kim
    But it's so cool.
[03:26] Kna
    Yeah!
[03:27] Miz
    That's a stain on my record!
[03:29] Shi
    A stain?
[03:31] Miz
    Everybody has one, right?
[03:33] Miz
    When they're young, they think
    that weird stuff looks good!
[03:37] Miz
    My younger self thought the
    dragon design looked super-cool
[03:40] Miz
    and began obsessing over it,
    only to have it be rejected.
[03:42] Miz
    Put it away already. My inner
    younger self is screaming in pain.
[03:47] Miz
    Don't you feel bad?
[03:48] Shi
    I-It's that bad?
[03:50] Kan
    But even though it didn't pass last time,
    maybe we can make it happen this time.
[03:55] Kim
    Yeah, think of it as a test of our skills.
[03:57] Miz
    You're enjoying doing this to me.
[04:00] Miz
    You guys have your own shameful stains!
[04:03] Kim
    How can we make this happen?
[04:05] Kan
    Making it fly without wings sounds hard.
[04:07] Shi
    Anyway, I'll put this dragon away for now.
[04:14] Kan
    How about making it float like a balloon?
[04:17] Kim
    Then we'd have to fill it with
    something lighter than air.
[04:20] Kim
    How about helium? That's light.
SIGN    Helium
SIGN    Air
[04:23] Shi
    Oh, that's the gas that changes
    your voice at parties.
[04:27] Miz
    You say that so casually,
    but you'd need something like
[04:29] Miz
    nuclear fusion happening in the
    body to produce helium.
[04:32] Kan
    If it's about being light,
    wouldn't hydrogen work?
[04:34] Kim
    That's good. Hydrogen makes balloons float, too.
[04:38] Kim
    Also, microbes in the intestine
    can produce hydrogen
[04:41] Kim
    by fermenting food.
[04:43] Miz
    So you want to make the
    dragon float with farts?
[04:47] Kan
    But in order to produces enough
    gas to make its entire body float,
[04:51] Kan
    the animal would have to eat a ton of food.
[04:53] Kan
    Wouldn't it be hard to make it float with
    all the food it eats weighing it down?
[04:57] Kim
    Oh, right.
[04:59] Kim
    It sounds hard to eat that much, too.
[05:01] Kim
    And if it's a balloon, its movement
    would be dictated by the wind.
[05:05] Kan
    Let's switch our approach!
    Maybe the whole thing doesn't have to fly!
[05:10] Kan
    We want to make the dragon fly.
[05:12] Kan
    So we'll just make a body part
    that looks like a dragon fly.
[05:16] Kim
    That's revolutionary!
[05:17] Kim
    Only someone with countless designs under their
     belt could come up with something like that!
[05:21] Kan
    Oh, it's not all that.
[05:23] Kim
    But wouldn't it be a shame if the
    dragon couldn't float by itself?
[05:26] Kan
    Then how about making it so that it discards
    that piece and runs away when an enemy comes?
[05:30] Kim
    Ven-chan, you're really on fire!
[05:34] Kan
    All right, it's done!
[05:37] Kim
    Wow, that's more original than I imagined.
[05:40] Kim
    What's the dragon part? Is it the tail?
[05:43] Kan
    I moved the part that collects the farts out
    and made it into a flotation device.
[05:48] Kan
    If it's not big enough, I figured
    the dragon part wouldn't fly,
[05:51] Kan
    so I made the main body bigger, too!
[05:53] Miz
    So the dragon part is
    basically an abdominal hernia?
[05:57] Kan
    When an enemy comes, it'll cut off
    the dragon part like a lizard.
[06:02] Kim
    I see! So it'll escape while using
    the dragon is the diversion.
[06:05] Shi
    Is it really okay to make this thing?
[06:09] Kan
    Do you feel like we're missing
    something about the dragon?
[06:13] Kim
    Let's ask the original designer.
[06:15] Kim
    Wait, Mercury's gone. Did he go home?
[06:18] Kim
    Maybe this was too far from his beautiful ideal.
[06:21] Kan
    He has been influenced quite
    heavily by Saturn-san.
[06:24] Shi
    Oh, really?
[06:26] Kan
    Really. That's why the dragon
    has a bit of a horse face.
[06:30] Shi
    Oh, I see.
[06:33] Shi
    Um, about the dragon's mouth...
[06:36] Shi
    Anatomically speaking,
    is that the animal's...
[06:41] Kan
    It's the anus!
[06:43] Shi
    I figured. Of course Mercury-san got mad.
[06:47] Kan
    But this is just what happened when
    I really tried to make it work.
[06:50] Kim
    It's a dream and a sign
    of your growth,
[06:54] Kim
    to have a design from your younger days
    reevaluated and accepted.
[06:57] Shi
    How serious are these people?
[07:01] Shi
    It's so majestic... but it's full of farts.
[07:06] Shi
    Anyway, is it okay to cut off
    a part of the body like that?
[07:09] Kan
    That's fine! I added a "detach here" feature,
     like lizards have with their tails.
[07:16] Kim
    It's like breaking off
    part of a lotus root.
[07:19] Shi
    Dropping off the intestines is new.
[07:22] Shi
    What's the reasoning behind
    making the body a chicken?
[07:25] Kim
    Oh, we wanted to make fire come
    out of the dragon's mouth.
[07:28] Shi
    Fire?
[07:29] Kim
    We arrived at the solution of having it spew
     flammable urine that just has to be ignited.
[07:33] Kan
    That's why I based it on a bird which has
    a combined anus and urethra.
[07:37] Kan
    Isn't it so cool when something
    comes out of the mouth?
[07:40] Shi
    No! I mean, "poop" comes out of there, too!
[07:42] Shi
    And flammable urine doesn't
    sound so easy, either.
[07:47] Shi
    That ball was in Mercury-san's
    original design, too.
[07:52] Kan
    It's a kidney stone!
[07:53] Shi
    Poor Mercury-san.
[08:02] Shi
    What was that?
[08:05] Miz
    Just forget about the dragon.
[08:08] Miz
    Why did it suddenly explode, though?
[08:12] Miz
    That was terrifying.
[08:13] Kim
    Looks like it got hit by
    static electricity and exploded.
[08:17] Kan
    It was filled of hydrogen.
     That burns well.
[08:20] Kim
    Anyway, what was the thing
    that just flew by?
[08:23] Shi
    That seemed like a weird animal.
[08:26] Miz
    I thought of an animal
    that flies without wings.
[08:29] Miz
    I came up with this...
[08:30] Miz
    A flying snake!
[08:32] All
    A snake?!
[08:33] Kan
    Snakes don't have anything
    that makes them fly, right?
[08:36] Kim
    How does it fly?
[08:38] Miz
    Let's see it first hand.
[08:43] Kan
    It's swimming through the air?!
[08:46] Shi
    But it looks like a normal snake.
[08:48] Kim
    No, it's no ordinary snake.
[08:50] Shi
    It's kind of flat?
[08:53] Miz
    That's right. When it's gliding, it spreads
    out its ribs to generate more lift.
[08:57] Miz
    It can go up to 100 meters horizontally.
    It can even change direction midflight!
[09:02] Shi
    God has spoken!
SIGN    Flying Snake
[09:04] God
    Accepted!
SIGN    Accepted
[09:07] Miz
    This is what real growth looks like. Hmph.
[09:11] Kim
    Aw.
SIGN    Rejected
SIGN    A Few Days Later—
[09:15] Shi
    God has spoken!
SIGN    Starfish
[09:16] God
    Accepted!
SIGN    Accepted
[09:19] Kan
    Oh, your star doodle made it?
[09:22] Kim
    Yup! The hole that could be its mouth
    or its anus can expel its organs!
[09:27] Kan
    We learn from our mistakes.
SIGN    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist
[09:31] Ken
    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures
    That Really Exist!
[09:35] Kan
    So it can regenerate its arms
    and legs when they're cut off.
[09:39] Kan
    Which are the arms and which are the legs?
[09:40] Kim
    There's no distinction.
[09:41] Kan
    No distinction between the
    head and butt, either?
[09:44] Kim
    This little one's got the mouth on
    the bottom and the anus on top.
[09:47] Kim
    But it depends on the species.
[09:48] Kim
    Some poop from their mouths.
    Do you want to hear more?
[09:51] Kan
    I'm good for now.
    What's with its organs coming out?
[09:54] Kim
    The stomach turns inside out, then jumps out!
[09:57] Kim
    Like this.
[09:59] Kan
    How can that be good?!
[10:00] Kim
    They grab their prey with their
    stomach and then digest it.
[10:03] Kim
    That way, they can eat prey that's
    bigger than their mouth.
[10:06] Kim
    Isn't that awesome? I want
    to be like that, too.
[10:09] Kan
    I guess everybody's different.
[10:17] Hig
    Saturn-san...
[10:20] Hig
    It's about the seahorse,
    where the design passed by itself.
[10:24] Tsu
    Ah, what about it?
[10:26] Tsu
    I believe I submitted both
    male and female designs.
[10:29] Shi
    Oh, the little kelpie that was
    submitted with the dolphins.
SIGN    Accepted
SIGN    Seahorse
[10:33] Hig
    There's a bit of an issue here.
SIGN    Father
SIGN    Mother
[10:37] Hig
    The male and female labels are mixed up.
SIGN    Female
SIGN    Male
SIGN    Accepted
[10:43] Tsu
    This handwriting...
[10:46] Ken
    My name is Saturn Kenta!
    Thank you for taking care of my grandpa!
[10:52] Shi
    Hello, Kenta-kun! Would you like a cream puff?
[10:55] Ken
    Thank you!
[10:58] Tsu
    Anyway, these scribbles...
[11:00] Tsu
    They make you sense a frightening future.
[11:02] Tsu
    Just what I expect from my grandson.
[11:05] Hig
    What are you saying?!
[11:07] Tsu
    Of course, we'll keep it as-is.
SIGN    Idiot
SIGN    Grandpa
[11:09] Tsu
    I can't allow myself to nip
    a child's talent in the bud!
[11:13] Kim
    He's emboldened because the
    design was already accepted.
[11:16] Hig
    But having the male be the mother
     and the female be the father
[11:19] Hig
    is a fundamental contradiction.
[11:21] Hig
    How are you going to resolve this?
[11:23] Kim
    Maybe change sexes like clownfish?
[11:26] Hig
    You're the reinforcements?
[11:27] Kim
    At first, they're all male, but then the
    biggest individual in the school becomes female,
SIGN    Female
SIGN    Male
[11:32] Kim
    and then the next biggest one becomes her mate.
SIGN    Immature Individuals
[11:35] Kan
    But isn't that too weak for saying
    that the "male is the mother"?
[11:39] Kan
    It's just "the mother was male at first."
[11:41] Tsu
    Indeed.
[11:43] Mei
    Then how about this?
[11:45] Kim
    Mercury, can you take over for
    Shimoda-kun and keep Kenta-kun company?
[11:50] Kan
    There's a lot we can't
    settle without an angel.
[11:53] Shi
    Oh, right.
[11:54] Tsu
    Thank you, Mercury-kun.
[11:56] Miz
    A-All right.
[12:03] Miz
    My name is Mercury. Nice to meet you.
[12:09] Miz
    Do you want some coffee?
SIGN    Father
SIGN    Female
SIGN    Mother
SIGN    Male
SIGN    Accepted
[12:12] Mei
    It's male even though it's female,
    and it's female even though it's male.
[12:16] Mei
    Isn't it a bit like the footballfish
    that was accepted a while ago?
[12:19] Shi
    Oh, what's that like?
[12:22] Mei
    The females are way bigger than the males.
SIGN    Female
SIGN    Male
[12:25] Mei
    The males approach their beloved female,
     bite her, stick to her,
[12:31] Mei
    melt their bodies, share blood
     vessels with the female,
[12:35] Mei
    melt their brains, and soon
     lose consciousness.
[12:40] Mei
    Then they are reduced to nothing but testicles,
     and become organs inside the female!
[12:44] Mei
    Isn't that so romantic?!
[12:46] Shi
    That's scary. Downright terrifying!
[12:49] Kan
    I'm sorry, but you'll have
    to get used to it soon.
[12:51] Tsu
    I-I don't think fusing is quite right.
[12:54] Kim
    We have to flip male and female somehow.
[12:58] Tsu
    Then maybe we'll have the males give birth.
[13:01] Hig
    I-I feel like I heard some nonsense just now.
SIGN    Female
SIGN    Male
[13:05] Tsu
    We'll add a pouch for offspring to the males,
     and give the female a tube for injecting eggs.
[13:10] Tsu
    The female inserts the eggs into
    the male's body, and the male...
SIGN    Suffering
[13:14] Tsu
    Gives birth!
SIGN    Birth
[13:16] Tsu
    I did it! The male is the mother!
[13:19] Tsu
    Mars-san, let's try that right away!
[13:22] Hig
    Yeah, all right...
[13:25] Kan
    What happened?
[13:27] Miz
    Well, he said he wanted some coffee.
[13:30] Ken
    It's so bitter!
[13:33] Kan
    Even so, why'd you give it to him black?
[13:36] Shi
    Kenta-kun, what animals do you like?
[13:40] Ken
    I love horses!
[13:41] Kan
    He is Saturn-san's grandson.
[13:44] Ken
    Grandpa made me five of these.
[13:48] Ken
    They transform, combine, and become a giant!
[13:51] Ken
    I love this kind of animal!
[13:57] Mniz
    All right! Let's make the biggest combining
    life form in the world for Kenta-kun!
[14:01] Kan
    Did you hit your head?
[14:04] Miz
    It just needs to be fine alone,
     but also combined.
[14:04] Txt
    m 19 68 l 28 99 68 106 88 101 93 92 67 64 55 59 32 59
SIGN    I'll be
     the head
[14:05] Txt
    m 19 136 l 21 147 29 159 38 167 65 169 76 166 83 159 87 148 68 130 51 124 30 125
SIGN    I'll be the
    right arm
[14:05] Txt
    m 94 210 l 99 228 110 239 124 243 144 238 153 232 145 200 131 198 111 199
SIGN    I'll be the
     right leg
[14:06] Txt
    m 493 126 l 493 143 506 164 527 170 540 169 550 165 554 147 548 125 532 120 510 118
SIGN    I'll be the
     left leg
[14:06] Txt
    m 557 23 l 560 38 568 50 579 55 602 55 610 48 615 38 602 15 584 13 568 15
SIGN    I'll be the
     right arm
[14:17] Miz
    Eureka!
[14:18] Miz
    Many individuals will gather and arrange
    themselves into a formation that's like a single being.
[14:23] Miz
    It'll be a gigantic life form that'll surpass
    even the world's biggest animal, the blue whale!
[14:28] Miz
    And it is a jellyfish!
[14:30] Shi
    God has spoken!
SIGN    Siphonophorae
[14:31] God
    Accepted!
SIGN    Accepted
[14:35] Shi
    Kenta-kun's not crying!
    We might be on the right track here.
[14:40] Miz
    Okay, everyone, will you help me out?
[14:43] Kan
    What a silly question.
[14:45] Miz
    I'll start with my creation, the snake!
[14:48] Kan
    I'll contribute the bird!
    With wings, anything will be graceful!
[14:52] Una
    I'll add the anteater. With this one,
    I think it'll add cool claws.
[14:56] Kim
    Then I'll pitch in the sea cucumber.
[15:00] Mei
    Then I'll go for the squid!
[15:05] All
    Combine!
[15:13] Miz
    It's an evil god!
[15:15] Shi
    Something unspeakable came out!
[15:19] Ued
    Delete.
[15:25] Ued
    I came here because I had a bad feeling.
[15:29] Ued
    You can't make dangerous things like that.
[15:33] Ued
    What if it got accepted?
[15:34] Miz
    Let's seal away that recipe.
[15:36] Kan
    K-Kenta-kun, are you okay?
[15:39] Ken
    It was awesome!
[15:40] ---
    A-Ah, that's a relief.
[15:42] Tsu
    What was awesome?
[15:44] Shi
    Have you finished the seahorse?
[15:47] Tsu
    Yes, look. The father's going
    to do his best to give birth!
[15:51] Ued
    God has spoken!
SIGN    Accepted
[15:52] God
    Accepted!
[15:54] Shi
    Huh? The seahorse was already accepted.
[15:58] Hig
    So something else?
[16:00] Miz
    The jellyfish was accepted,
    and the evil god was sealed away.
[16:03] Mei
    I don't have anything in progress.
[16:05] Kna
    Me neither.
[16:07] Kim
    Same.
[16:08] Una
    Same for me. Then who?
[16:11] Ken
    I did it!
[16:13] Ken
    I doodled a lot while
    playing in that room!
SIGN    Prototype Lab
SIGN    Prototype Lab
[16:19] Shi
    Wh-What kind of animal was accepted?
[16:31] Una
    Close it! Close it!
[16:34] Miz
    Wh-What was that? Did we hallucinate?
[16:37] Kim
    That was super real!
[16:41] God
    Make that one work, please.
[16:44] Shi
    He just gave up. He's leaving
    it all in your hands.
[16:48] Kan
    What? I thought he accepted it?
    What does he mean, make it work?!
[16:52] Mei
    I say he accepted it because of the vibe.
[16:54] Ken
    I'm sowwy!
[16:56] Kan
    It's not you! We're just mad at our client.
[16:59] Ued
    Oh, there, there.
[17:02] Kim
    We can't just leave it in there.
[17:05] Meid
    Deleting won't work since it's
    already accepted, right?
[17:08] Miz
    A child's doodle is a frightening thing.
[17:10] Tsu
    I'm only frightened of my grandson's talent.
[17:12] Miz
    Why not just seal the entire room with it?
[17:16] Hig
    My tools are still in there.
[17:19] Hig
    Mercury-san, are you one of those people
[17:21] Hig
    who doesn't understand that those
    are my precious treasures?
[17:25] Mzi
    I-I'm sorry.
[17:27] Meid
    If we can't seal it,
    should we kill it with poison? Can we?
[17:30] Una
    We can't just kill it! We don't even
    know what kind of animal it is.
[17:33] Kim
    Hm, how about calming it with a tranquilizer?
[17:36] Una
    That's good! Moles and their kin can do that.
[17:41] Una
    Their saliva contains tranquilizing agents that
[17:43] Una
    put the earthworms they eat
    into suspended animation.
[17:45] Una
    That's so they can stockpile
    them underground.
[17:48] Shi
    That's a good idea.
[17:49] Hig
    Hold on!
[17:51] Hig
    To put a creature that size to sleep,
    we'd need to make a 300 meter mole!
[17:56] Kna
    That would definitely only make things worse.
[17:59] Shi
    Isn't there something we can do?
[18:01] Kim
    If only we had the design.
[18:03] Tsu
    Kenta, do you remember what you drew?
[18:09] Miz
    Then our only choice is to come up with
    an animal that can get us the design!
[18:13] Miz
    Something strong, dexterous, and robust!
[18:16] Kim
    Let's speed it up by tweaking
    something that's already done.
[18:19] Kan
    It should have a strong body, right?
[18:21] Una
    Then how about a gorilla?
[18:24] Miz
    Let's start by making it gigantic.
[18:34] Shi
    Of course. This always happens.
[18:37] Hig
    It's heatstroke.
[18:38] Shi
    Why? It's not hot in here.
[18:41] Hig
    When you double body size,
    body volume doesn't just double.
SIGN    Heat Pack
[18:45] Hig
    Imagine a box with a heat pack in it.
SIGN    Heat Pack
SIGN    Heat Pack
SIGN    Heat Pack
SIGN    Heat Pack
[18:48] Hig
    If you double each side,
    how many heat packs will you get?
[18:50] Shi
    E-Eight... Oh, that's why it's too toasty.
[18:54] Una
    Cells produce heat, too.
SIGN    Warm
SIGN    Asian Black Bear
SIGN    Brown Bear
SIGN    Polar Bear
[18:56] Una
    The bigger the animal is,
    the more heat it produces,
[18:59] Una
    making it better at enduring the cold.
SIGN    Cold
[19:01] Kim
    That's why animals like bears
    are bigger in colder regions.
[19:05] Shi
    Oh, I see!
[19:05] Miz
    This isn't the time for chit-chat!
[19:08] Miz
    We have to enhance this gorilla fast!
[19:10] Hig
    Shouldn't increasing the surface area
    exposed to air cool it better?
[19:14] Hig
    Like adding big heat sinks.
[19:16] Miz
    That's it! Let's add a comb!
[19:19] Hig
    I think that's not sufficient.
[19:21] Tsu
    How about shaving it, so it's bald?
[19:25] Shi
    So when it's not a horse,
    he doesn't care what it looks like.
[19:28] Kan
    I don't really want to make it all smooth.
[19:31] Kan
    Let's allow him to keep the undies, at least.
[19:33] Miz
    I think nothing at all would
     be better than that.
[19:35] Kan
    But completely naked from the get go?
[19:38] Mei
    The gorilla was completely
    naked in the beginning.
[19:40] Una
    Let's add a pattern, then.
[19:42] Kim
    And some spikes to make it stronger.
[19:44] Miz
    Okay, it's done!
[19:46] Shi
    Oh, it's able to stand.
[19:50] Miz
    Behold, the revised gorilla!
[19:53] Shi
    The world's finished.
[19:56] Miz
    It collapsed!
[19:57] Shi
    Can't go without this.
[19:59] Hig
    Its legs broke.
[20:00] Hig
    Doubling its height made its
    weight go up eight-fold.
[20:03] Hig
    It's just not sturdy enough.
[20:04] Kim
    Then let's try making the legs thicker,
     and making it a quadruped.
[20:08] Miz
    It's standing for now, but it seems
    that the heat issue's not solved.
[20:13] Kim
    Should we add more heat sinks?
[20:14] Una
    It doesn't look like it has
    any of the dexterity needed
[20:17] Una
    to get the design from the lab, either.
[20:18] Kan
    The undies are weird, too.
[20:20] Tsu
    If the body's too heavy and we
    can't stretch the arms or legs,
[20:23] Tsu
    why not make the nose longer?
SIGN    Elephant
[20:28] Miz
    Yes, it's done!
[20:30] God
    Accepted!
SIGN    Accepted
[20:33] Ued
    It brought us Kenta-kun's design in a flash.
[20:36] Una
    It's smart, it's got a dexterous nose,
     and it's cute!
[20:39] Kan
    Making the ears the heat sink was perfect.
[20:42] Mei
    I like the change from spikes to tusks, too.
[20:45] Miz
    This design is bad news!
[20:49] Miz
    I have no idea what kind
    of creature this is!
[20:51] Miz
    It only has the size written on it!
[20:54] Shi
    This isn't 30 meters, it's three centimeters!
[20:58] Ken
    No, it's thirty—
[20:59] Tsu
    Oh, it was three centimeters.
[21:02] Shi
    You heard him, God!
[21:04] God
    Okay!
[21:12] Mzi
    It's over.
[21:13] Ued
    We've got a cutie now.
SIGN    Hallucigenia
[21:16] God
    Accepted again!
SIGN    Accepted
[21:19] Ken
    This has been upside-down the whole time.
[21:22] Ken
    The wavy things are the legs,
    and the thorns are on the back.
[21:27] Shi
    Then what's this black stuff here?
[21:29] Ken
    Poop!
SIGN    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist
[21:32] Ken
    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures
    That Really Exist!
[21:36] Una
    Hallucigenia! Its name means
    "creator of hallucinations."
[21:40] Ued
    So it's a small marine creature.
[21:43] Ued
    I would have liked to see a big version
    of this stomping around on land.
[21:46] Una
    Then it would have probably
    had legs like an elephant.
[21:49] Una
    The elephant's the ideal manifestation
    of a large land animal.
[21:54] Ued
    The ears are heat sinks, right?
[21:56] Una
    Instead of panting when it's hot,
     they flap their ears.
[22:00] Ued
    Is there a reason for the wrinkles, too?
[22:02] Una
    Yes, the wrinkles increase the
    surface area of their bodies,
[22:06] Una
    which helps shed heat.
[22:08] Una
    Additionally, they also
    serve to collect rain.
[22:10] Ued
    Oh, so having wrinkles helps
    moisturize their skin!
SIGN    Next on the Agenda