# E3 - Idea 3
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**[00:03] Nar**
* In the beginning, God created*
* the heavens and the earth.*
**[00:07] Nar**
*He followed them*
**[00:11] Nar**
*with light, waters, and the land.*
**[00:15] Nar**
* Then he created the many animals*
* that would inhabit it.*
**[00:21] Nar**
*Or... that was the plan.*
**[00:23] Nar**
*It got too tedious, so he outsourced it.*
***SIGN*** Heaven's Design Team
**[02:01] Guy**
You, who have been banished
to the void in shame,
**[02:05] Guy**
I now remove your shackles.
**[02:09] Guy**
Come forth, spirit of ash!
**[02:21] Shi**
What is this? It's so cool!
**[02:23] Kan**
This is a dragon!
**[02:25] Kim**
Amazing, huh?
**[02:27] Kan**
This is the first work
of a certain designer.
**[02:30] Miz**
Who did that?! Who summoned that?!
**[02:32] Kim**
Oh, he already realized.
**[02:33] Miz**
Of course I did!
**[02:35] Miz**
Why did you take out an old, failed design?!
**[02:37] Miz**
And seriously, what was
that misleading chant?!
**[02:40] Miz**
Basically, you were just saying,
"Let's bring out an embarrassing failure!"
**[02:44] Kim**
Well, ash is a form of waste.
**[02:46] Shi**
I-I'm sorry. I was told to read
this script to set the mood.
**[02:51] Kan**
I mean, it did feel like a
proper summoning, right?
**[02:53] Miz**
Yeah, some mood that was.
And what's with this star thing?
**[02:57] Miz**
Is it supposed to be a summoning circle?
**[02:58] Kim**
Oh, this? I was just doodling
and thought of a new animal.
**[03:03] Shi**
This was a blueprint?
I'm sorry for stepping all over it!
**[03:06] Kim**
It's fine. Nothing's decided yet.
**[03:09] Miz**
So, why did you bring out the dragon, anyway?
**[03:11] Shi**
Ah, well, God put in an order for something
that "has no wings, but still flies."
**[03:17] Shi**
Then Venus-san and Jupiter-san said
there was a perfect fit in the rejected files.
**[03:21] Miz**
That's no good! Put it away already!
**[03:24] Kim**
But it's so cool.
**[03:26] Kna**
Yeah!
**[03:27] Miz**
That's a stain on my record!
**[03:29] Shi**
A stain?
**[03:31] Miz**
Everybody has one, right?
**[03:33] Miz**
When they're young, they think
that weird stuff looks good!
**[03:37] Miz**
My younger self thought the
dragon design looked super-cool
**[03:40] Miz**
and began obsessing over it,
only to have it be rejected.
**[03:42] Miz**
Put it away already. My inner
younger self is screaming in pain.
**[03:47] Miz**
Don't you feel bad?
**[03:48] Shi**
I-It's that bad?
**[03:50] Kan**
But even though it didn't pass last time,
maybe we can make it happen this time.
**[03:55] Kim**
Yeah, think of it as a test of our skills.
**[03:57] Miz**
You're enjoying doing this to me.
**[04:00] Miz**
You guys have your own shameful stains!
**[04:03] Kim**
How can we make this happen?
**[04:05] Kan**
Making it fly without wings sounds hard.
**[04:07] Shi**
Anyway, I'll put this dragon away for now.
**[04:14] Kan**
How about making it float like a balloon?
**[04:17] Kim**
Then we'd have to fill it with
something lighter than air.
**[04:20] Kim**
How about helium? That's light.
***SIGN*** Helium
***SIGN*** Air
**[04:23] Shi**
Oh, that's the gas that changes
your voice at parties.
**[04:27] Miz**
You say that so casually,
but you'd need something like
**[04:29] Miz**
nuclear fusion happening in the
body to produce helium.
**[04:32] Kan**
If it's about being light,
wouldn't hydrogen work?
**[04:34] Kim**
That's good. Hydrogen makes balloons float, too.
**[04:38] Kim**
Also, microbes in the intestine
can produce hydrogen
**[04:41] Kim**
by fermenting food.
**[04:43] Miz**
So you want to make the
dragon float with farts?
**[04:47] Kan**
But in order to produces enough
gas to make its entire body float,
**[04:51] Kan**
the animal would have to eat a ton of food.
**[04:53] Kan**
Wouldn't it be hard to make it float with
all the food it eats weighing it down?
**[04:57] Kim**
Oh, right.
**[04:59] Kim**
It sounds hard to eat that much, too.
**[05:01] Kim**
And if it's a balloon, its movement
would be dictated by the wind.
**[05:05] Kan**
Let's switch our approach!
Maybe the whole thing doesn't have to fly!
**[05:10] Kan**
We want to make the dragon fly.
**[05:12] Kan**
So we'll just make a body part
that looks like a dragon fly.
**[05:16] Kim**
That's revolutionary!
**[05:17] Kim**
Only someone with countless designs under their
belt could come up with something like that!
**[05:21] Kan**
Oh, it's not all that.
**[05:23] Kim**
But wouldn't it be a shame if the
dragon couldn't float by itself?
**[05:26] Kan**
Then how about making it so that it discards
that piece and runs away when an enemy comes?
**[05:30] Kim**
Ven-chan, you're really on fire!
**[05:34] Kan**
All right, it's done!
**[05:37] Kim**
Wow, that's more original than I imagined.
**[05:40] Kim**
What's the dragon part? Is it the tail?
**[05:43] Kan**
I moved the part that collects the farts out
and made it into a flotation device.
**[05:48] Kan**
If it's not big enough, I figured
the dragon part wouldn't fly,
**[05:51] Kan**
so I made the main body bigger, too!
**[05:53] Miz**
So the dragon part is
basically an abdominal hernia?
**[05:57] Kan**
When an enemy comes, it'll cut off
the dragon part like a lizard.
**[06:02] Kim**
I see! So it'll escape while using
the dragon is the diversion.
**[06:05] Shi**
Is it really okay to make this thing?
**[06:09] Kan**
Do you feel like we're missing
something about the dragon?
**[06:13] Kim**
Let's ask the original designer.
**[06:15] Kim**
Wait, Mercury's gone. Did he go home?
**[06:18] Kim**
Maybe this was too far from his beautiful ideal.
**[06:21] Kan**
He has been influenced quite
heavily by Saturn-san.
**[06:24] Shi**
Oh, really?
**[06:26] Kan**
Really. That's why the dragon
has a bit of a horse face.
**[06:30] Shi**
Oh, I see.
**[06:33] Shi**
Um, about the dragon's mouth...
**[06:36] Shi**
Anatomically speaking,
is that the animal's...
**[06:41] Kan**
It's the anus!
**[06:43] Shi**
I figured. Of course Mercury-san got mad.
**[06:47] Kan**
But this is just what happened when
I really tried to make it work.
**[06:50] Kim**
It's a dream and a sign
of your growth,
**[06:54] Kim**
to have a design from your younger days
reevaluated and accepted.
**[06:57] Shi**
*How serious are these people?*
**[07:01] Shi**
It's so majestic... but it's full of farts.
**[07:06] Shi**
Anyway, is it okay to cut off
a part of the body like that?
**[07:09] Kan**
That's fine! I added a "detach here" feature,
like lizards have with their tails.
**[07:16] Kim**
It's like breaking off
part of a lotus root.
**[07:19] Shi**
Dropping off the intestines is new.
**[07:22] Shi**
What's the reasoning behind
making the body a chicken?
**[07:25] Kim**
Oh, we wanted to make fire come
out of the dragon's mouth.
**[07:28] Shi**
Fire?
**[07:29] Kim**
We arrived at the solution of having it spew
flammable urine that just has to be ignited.
**[07:33] Kan**
That's why I based it on a bird which has
a combined anus and urethra.
**[07:37] Kan**
Isn't it so cool when something
comes out of the mouth?
**[07:40] Shi**
No! I mean, "poop" comes out of there, too!
**[07:42] Shi**
And flammable urine doesn't
sound so easy, either.
**[07:47] Shi**
That ball was in Mercury-san's
original design, too.
**[07:52] Kan**
It's a kidney stone!
**[07:53] Shi**
*Poor Mercury-san.*
**[08:02] Shi**
What was that?
**[08:05] Miz**
Just forget about the dragon.
**[08:08] Miz**
Why did it suddenly explode, though?
**[08:12] Miz**
That was terrifying.
**[08:13] Kim**
Looks like it got hit by
static electricity and exploded.
**[08:17] Kan**
It was filled of hydrogen.
That burns well.
**[08:20] Kim**
Anyway, what was the thing
that just flew by?
**[08:23] Shi**
That seemed like a weird animal.
**[08:26] Miz**
I thought of an animal
that flies without wings.
**[08:29] Miz**
I came up with this...
**[08:30] Miz**
A flying snake!
**[08:32] All**
A snake?!
**[08:33] Kan**
Snakes don't have anything
that makes them fly, right?
**[08:36] Kim**
How does it fly?
**[08:38] Miz**
Let's see it first hand.
**[08:43] Kan**
It's swimming through the air?!
**[08:46] Shi**
But it looks like a normal snake.
**[08:48] Kim**
No, it's no ordinary snake.
**[08:50] Shi**
It's kind of flat?
**[08:53] Miz**
That's right. When it's gliding, it spreads
out its ribs to generate more lift.
**[08:57] Miz**
It can go up to 100 meters horizontally.
It can even change direction midflight!
**[09:02] Shi**
God has spoken!
***SIGN*** Flying Snake
**[09:04] God**
Accepted!
***SIGN*** Accepted
**[09:07] Miz**
This is what real growth looks like. Hmph.
**[09:11] Kim**
Aw.
***SIGN*** Rejected
***SIGN*** A Few Days Later—
**[09:15] Shi**
God has spoken!
***SIGN*** Starfish
**[09:16] God**
Accepted!
***SIGN*** Accepted
**[09:19] Kan**
Oh, your star doodle made it?
**[09:22] Kim**
Yup! The hole that could be its mouth
or its anus can expel its organs!
**[09:27] Kan**
We learn from our mistakes.
***SIGN*** The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist
**[09:31] Ken**
The Illustrated Guide to Creatures
That Really Exist!
**[09:35] Kan**
So it can regenerate its arms
and legs when they're cut off.
**[09:39] Kan**
Which are the arms and which are the legs?
**[09:40] Kim**
There's no distinction.
**[09:41] Kan**
No distinction between the
head and butt, either?
**[09:44] Kim**
This little one's got the mouth on
the bottom and the anus on top.
**[09:47] Kim**
But it depends on the species.
**[09:48] Kim**
Some poop from their mouths.
Do you want to hear more?
**[09:51] Kan**
I'm good for now.
What's with its organs coming out?
**[09:54] Kim**
The stomach turns inside out, then jumps out!
**[09:57] Kim**
Like this.
**[09:59] Kan**
How can that be good?!
**[10:00] Kim**
They grab their prey with their
stomach and then digest it.
**[10:03] Kim**
That way, they can eat prey that's
bigger than their mouth.
**[10:06] Kim**
Isn't that awesome? I want
to be like that, too.
**[10:09] Kan**
I guess everybody's different.
**[10:17] Hig**
Saturn-san...
**[10:20] Hig**
It's about the seahorse,
where the design passed by itself.
**[10:24] Tsu**
Ah, what about it?
**[10:26] Tsu**
I believe I submitted both
male and female designs.
**[10:29] Shi**
Oh, the little kelpie that was
submitted with the dolphins.
***SIGN*** Accepted
***SIGN*** Seahorse
**[10:33] Hig**
There's a bit of an issue here.
***SIGN*** Father
***SIGN*** Mother
**[10:37] Hig**
The male and female labels are mixed up.
***SIGN*** Female
***SIGN*** Male
***SIGN*** Accepted
**[10:43] Tsu**
This handwriting...
**[10:46] Ken**
My name is Saturn Kenta!
Thank you for taking care of my grandpa!
**[10:52] Shi**
Hello, Kenta-kun! Would you like a cream puff?
**[10:55] Ken**
Thank you!
**[10:58] Tsu**
Anyway, these scribbles...
**[11:00] Tsu**
They make you sense a frightening future.
**[11:02] Tsu**
Just what I expect from my grandson.
**[11:05] Hig**
What are you saying?!
**[11:07] Tsu**
Of course, we'll keep it as-is.
***SIGN*** Idiot
***SIGN*** Grandpa
**[11:09] Tsu**
I can't allow myself to nip
a child's talent in the bud!
**[11:13] Kim**
He's emboldened because the
design was already accepted.
**[11:16] Hig**
But having the male be the mother
and the female be the father
**[11:19] Hig**
is a fundamental contradiction.
**[11:21] Hig**
How are you going to resolve this?
**[11:23] Kim**
Maybe change sexes like clownfish?
**[11:26] Hig**
You're the reinforcements?
**[11:27] Kim**
At first, they're all male, but then the
biggest individual in the school becomes female,
***SIGN*** Female
***SIGN*** Male
**[11:32] Kim**
and then the next biggest one becomes her mate.
***SIGN*** Immature Individuals
**[11:35] Kan**
But isn't that too weak for saying
that the "male is the mother"?
**[11:39] Kan**
It's just "the mother was male at first."
**[11:41] Tsu**
Indeed.
**[11:43] Mei**
Then how about this?
**[11:45] Kim**
Mercury, can you take over for
Shimoda-kun and keep Kenta-kun company?
**[11:50] Kan**
There's a lot we can't
settle without an angel.
**[11:53] Shi**
Oh, right.
**[11:54] Tsu**
Thank you, Mercury-kun.
**[11:56] Miz**
A-All right.
**[12:03] Miz**
My name is Mercury. Nice to meet you.
**[12:09] Miz**
Do you want some coffee?
***SIGN*** Father
***SIGN*** Female
***SIGN*** Mother
***SIGN*** Male
***SIGN*** Accepted
**[12:12] Mei**
It's male even though it's female,
and it's female even though it's male.
**[12:16] Mei**
Isn't it a bit like the footballfish
that was accepted a while ago?
**[12:19] Shi**
Oh, what's that like?
**[12:22] Mei**
The females are way bigger than the males.
***SIGN*** Female
***SIGN*** Male
**[12:25] Mei**
The males approach their beloved female,
bite her, stick to her,
**[12:31] Mei**
melt their bodies, share blood
vessels with the female,
**[12:35] Mei**
melt their brains, and soon
lose consciousness.
**[12:40] Mei**
Then they are reduced to nothing but testicles,
and become organs inside the female!
**[12:44] Mei**
Isn't that so romantic?!
**[12:46] Shi**
That's scary. Downright terrifying!
**[12:49] Kan**
I'm sorry, but you'll have
to get used to it soon.
**[12:51] Tsu**
I-I don't think fusing is quite right.
**[12:54] Kim**
We have to flip male and female somehow.
**[12:58] Tsu**
Then maybe we'll have the males give birth.
**[13:01] Hig**
I-I feel like I heard some nonsense just now.
***SIGN*** Female
***SIGN*** Male
**[13:05] Tsu**
We'll add a pouch for offspring to the males,
and give the female a tube for injecting eggs.
**[13:10] Tsu**
The female inserts the eggs into
the male's body, and the male...
***SIGN*** Suffering
**[13:14] Tsu**
Gives birth!
***SIGN*** Birth
**[13:16] Tsu**
I did it! The male is the mother!
**[13:19] Tsu**
Mars-san, let's try that right away!
**[13:22] Hig**
Yeah, all right...
**[13:25] Kan**
What happened?
**[13:27] Miz**
Well, he said he wanted some coffee.
**[13:30] Ken**
It's so bitter!
**[13:33] Kan**
Even so, why'd you give it to him black?
**[13:36] Shi**
Kenta-kun, what animals do you like?
**[13:40] Ken**
I love horses!
**[13:41] Kan**
He is Saturn-san's grandson.
**[13:44] Ken**
Grandpa made me five of these.
**[13:48] Ken**
They transform, combine, and become a giant!
**[13:51] Ken**
I love this kind of animal!
**[13:57] Mniz**
All right! Let's make the biggest combining
life form in the world for Kenta-kun!
**[14:01] Kan**
Did you hit your head?
**[14:04] Miz**
It just needs to be fine alone,
but also combined.
**[14:04] Txt**
m 19 68 l 28 99 68 106 88 101 93 92 67 64 55 59 32 59
***SIGN*** I'll be
the head
**[14:05] Txt**
m 19 136 l 21 147 29 159 38 167 65 169 76 166 83 159 87 148 68 130 51 124 30 125
***SIGN*** I'll be the
right arm
**[14:05] Txt**
m 94 210 l 99 228 110 239 124 243 144 238 153 232 145 200 131 198 111 199
***SIGN*** I'll be the
right leg
**[14:06] Txt**
m 493 126 l 493 143 506 164 527 170 540 169 550 165 554 147 548 125 532 120 510 118
***SIGN*** I'll be the
left leg
**[14:06] Txt**
m 557 23 l 560 38 568 50 579 55 602 55 610 48 615 38 602 15 584 13 568 15
***SIGN*** I'll be the
right arm
**[14:17] Miz**
Eureka!
**[14:18] Miz**
Many individuals will gather and arrange
themselves into a formation that's like a single being.
**[14:23] Miz**
It'll be a gigantic life form that'll surpass
even the world's biggest animal, the blue whale!
**[14:28] Miz**
And it is a jellyfish!
**[14:30] Shi**
God has spoken!
***SIGN*** Siphonophorae
**[14:31] God**
Accepted!
***SIGN*** Accepted
**[14:35] Shi**
Kenta-kun's not crying!
We might be on the right track here.
**[14:40] Miz**
Okay, everyone, will you help me out?
**[14:43] Kan**
What a silly question.
**[14:45] Miz**
I'll start with my creation, the snake!
**[14:48] Kan**
I'll contribute the bird!
With wings, anything will be graceful!
**[14:52] Una**
I'll add the anteater. With this one,
I think it'll add cool claws.
**[14:56] Kim**
Then I'll pitch in the sea cucumber.
**[15:00] Mei**
Then I'll go for the squid!
**[15:05] All**
Combine!
**[15:13] Miz**
It's an evil god!
**[15:15] Shi**
Something unspeakable came out!
**[15:19] Ued**
Delete.
**[15:25] Ued**
I came here because I had a bad feeling.
**[15:29] Ued**
You can't make dangerous things like that.
**[15:33] Ued**
What if it got accepted?
**[15:34] Miz**
Let's seal away that recipe.
**[15:36] Kan**
K-Kenta-kun, are you okay?
**[15:39] Ken**
It was awesome!
**[15:40] ---**
A-Ah, that's a relief.
**[15:42] Tsu**
What was awesome?
**[15:44] Shi**
Have you finished the seahorse?
**[15:47] Tsu**
Yes, look. The father's going
to do his best to give birth!
**[15:51] Ued**
God has spoken!
***SIGN*** Accepted
**[15:52] God**
Accepted!
**[15:54] Shi**
Huh? The seahorse was already accepted.
**[15:58] Hig**
So something else?
**[16:00] Miz**
The jellyfish was accepted,
and the evil god was sealed away.
**[16:03] Mei**
I don't have anything in progress.
**[16:05] Kna**
Me neither.
**[16:07] Kim**
Same.
**[16:08] Una**
Same for me. Then who?
**[16:11] Ken**
I did it!
**[16:13] Ken**
I doodled a lot while
playing in that room!
***SIGN*** Prototype Lab
***SIGN*** Prototype Lab
**[16:19] Shi**
Wh-What kind of animal was accepted?
**[16:31] Una**
Close it! Close it!
**[16:34] Miz**
Wh-What was that? Did we hallucinate?
**[16:37] Kim**
That was super real!
**[16:41] God**
Make that one work, please.
**[16:44] Shi**
He just gave up. He's leaving
it all in your hands.
**[16:48] Kan**
What? I thought he accepted it?
What does he mean, make it work?!
**[16:52] Mei**
I say he accepted it because of the vibe.
**[16:54] Ken**
I'm sowwy!
**[16:56] Kan**
It's not you! We're just mad at our client.
**[16:59] Ued**
Oh, there, there.
**[17:02] Kim**
We can't just leave it in there.
**[17:05] Meid**
Deleting won't work since it's
already accepted, right?
**[17:08] Miz**
A child's doodle is a frightening thing.
**[17:10] Tsu**
I'm only frightened of my grandson's talent.
**[17:12] Miz**
Why not just seal the entire room with it?
**[17:16] Hig**
My tools are still in there.
**[17:19] Hig**
Mercury-san, are you one of those people
**[17:21] Hig**
who doesn't understand that those
are my precious treasures?
**[17:25] Mzi**
I-I'm sorry.
**[17:27] Meid**
If we can't seal it,
should we kill it with poison? Can we?
**[17:30] Una**
We can't just kill it! We don't even
know what kind of animal it is.
**[17:33] Kim**
Hm, how about calming it with a tranquilizer?
**[17:36] Una**
That's good! Moles and their kin can do that.
**[17:41] Una**
Their saliva contains tranquilizing agents that
**[17:43] Una**
put the earthworms they eat
into suspended animation.
**[17:45] Una**
That's so they can stockpile
them underground.
**[17:48] Shi**
That's a good idea.
**[17:49] Hig**
Hold on!
**[17:51] Hig**
To put a creature that size to sleep,
we'd need to make a 300 meter mole!
**[17:56] Kna**
That would definitely only make things worse.
**[17:59] Shi**
Isn't there something we can do?
**[18:01] Kim**
If only we had the design.
**[18:03] Tsu**
Kenta, do you remember what you drew?
**[18:09] Miz**
Then our only choice is to come up with
an animal that can get us the design!
**[18:13] Miz**
Something strong, dexterous, and robust!
**[18:16] Kim**
Let's speed it up by tweaking
something that's already done.
**[18:19] Kan**
It should have a strong body, right?
**[18:21] Una**
Then how about a gorilla?
**[18:24] Miz**
Let's start by making it gigantic.
**[18:34] Shi**
Of course. This always happens.
**[18:37] Hig**
It's heatstroke.
**[18:38] Shi**
Why? It's not hot in here.
**[18:41] Hig**
When you double body size,
body volume doesn't just double.
***SIGN*** Heat Pack
**[18:45] Hig**
Imagine a box with a heat pack in it.
***SIGN*** Heat Pack
***SIGN*** Heat Pack
***SIGN*** Heat Pack
***SIGN*** Heat Pack
**[18:48] Hig**
If you double each side,
how many heat packs will you get?
**[18:50] Shi**
E-Eight... Oh, that's why it's too toasty.
**[18:54] Una**
Cells produce heat, too.
***SIGN*** Warm
***SIGN*** Asian Black Bear
***SIGN*** Brown Bear
***SIGN*** Polar Bear
**[18:56] Una**
The bigger the animal is,
the more heat it produces,
**[18:59] Una**
making it better at enduring the cold.
***SIGN*** Cold
**[19:01] Kim**
That's why animals like bears
are bigger in colder regions.
**[19:05] Shi**
Oh, I see!
**[19:05] Miz**
This isn't the time for chit-chat!
**[19:08] Miz**
We have to enhance this gorilla fast!
**[19:10] Hig**
Shouldn't increasing the surface area
exposed to air cool it better?
**[19:14] Hig**
Like adding big heat sinks.
**[19:16] Miz**
That's it! Let's add a comb!
**[19:19] Hig**
I think that's not sufficient.
**[19:21] Tsu**
How about shaving it, so it's bald?
**[19:25] Shi**
* So when it's not a horse,*
* he doesn't care what it looks like.*
**[19:28] Kan**
I don't really want to make it all smooth.
**[19:31] Kan**
Let's allow him to keep the undies, at least.
**[19:33] Miz**
I think nothing at all would
be better than that.
**[19:35] Kan**
But completely naked from the get go?
**[19:38] Mei**
The gorilla was completely
naked in the beginning.
**[19:40] Una**
Let's add a pattern, then.
**[19:42] Kim**
And some spikes to make it stronger.
**[19:44] Miz**
Okay, it's done!
**[19:46] Shi**
Oh, it's able to stand.
**[19:50] Miz**
Behold, the revised gorilla!
**[19:53] Shi**
*The world's finished.*
**[19:56] Miz**
It collapsed!
**[19:57] Shi**
Can't go without this.
**[19:59] Hig**
Its legs broke.
**[20:00] Hig**
Doubling its height made its
weight go up eight-fold.
**[20:03] Hig**
It's just not sturdy enough.
**[20:04] Kim**
Then let's try making the legs thicker,
and making it a quadruped.
**[20:08] Miz**
It's standing for now, but it seems
that the heat issue's not solved.
**[20:13] Kim**
Should we add more heat sinks?
**[20:14] Una**
It doesn't look like it has
any of the dexterity needed
**[20:17] Una**
to get the design from the lab, either.
**[20:18] Kan**
The undies are weird, too.
**[20:20] Tsu**
If the body's too heavy and we
can't stretch the arms or legs,
**[20:23] Tsu**
why not make the nose longer?
***SIGN*** Elephant
**[20:28] Miz**
Yes, it's done!
**[20:30] God**
Accepted!
***SIGN*** Accepted
**[20:33] Ued**
It brought us Kenta-kun's design in a flash.
**[20:36] Una**
It's smart, it's got a dexterous nose,
and it's cute!
**[20:39] Kan**
Making the ears the heat sink was perfect.
**[20:42] Mei**
I like the change from spikes to tusks, too.
**[20:45] Miz**
This design is bad news!
**[20:49] Miz**
I have no idea what kind
of creature this is!
**[20:51] Miz**
It only has the size written on it!
**[20:54] Shi**
This isn't 30 meters, it's three centimeters!
**[20:58] Ken**
No, it's thirty—
**[20:59] Tsu**
Oh, it was three centimeters.
**[21:02] Shi**
You heard him, God!
**[21:04] God**
Okay!
**[21:12] Mzi**
It's over.
**[21:13] Ued**
We've got a cutie now.
***SIGN*** Hallucigenia
**[21:16] God**
Accepted again!
***SIGN*** Accepted
**[21:19] Ken**
This has been upside-down the whole time.
**[21:22] Ken**
The wavy things are the legs,
and the thorns are on the back.
**[21:27] Shi**
Then what's this black stuff here?
**[21:29] Ken**
Poop!
***SIGN*** The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist
**[21:32] Ken**
The Illustrated Guide to Creatures
That Really Exist!
**[21:36] Una**
Hallucigenia! Its name means
"creator of hallucinations."
**[21:40] Ued**
So it's a small marine creature.
**[21:43] Ued**
I would have liked to see a big version
of this stomping around on land.
**[21:46] Una**
Then it would have probably
had legs like an elephant.
**[21:49] Una**
The elephant's the ideal manifestation
of a large land animal.
**[21:54] Ued**
The ears are heat sinks, right?
**[21:56] Una**
Instead of panting when it's hot,
they flap their ears.
**[22:00] Ued**
Is there a reason for the wrinkles, too?
**[22:02] Una**
Yes, the wrinkles increase the
surface area of their bodies,
**[22:06] Una**
which helps shed heat.
**[22:08] Una**
Additionally, they also
serve to collect rain.
**[22:10] Ued**
Oh, so having wrinkles helps
moisturize their skin!
***SIGN*** Next on the Agenda