E11 - Idea 11
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[00:01] Shi
That mannerism... Are you Saturn-san?
[00:04] Shi
You became young?
[00:05] ---
Huh? What?
[00:07] Tsu
The blast might have blown
everyone to Galapagos.
SIGN Heaven's Design Team
[01:45] Shi
Everyone, are you okay?!
[01:53] Shi
Mars-san and the person from the
insect department are kids!
[01:56] Tsu
So small!
[01:58] Hig
It looks like we got younger when
the time accelerator exploded.
[02:02] Shi
Did the same thing happen
to the others, too?
[02:04] Tsu
What are the current settings for Galapagos?
[02:08] Hig
Well, Pluto-chan was testing her piranhas
after they got accepted, so it's a jungle.
[02:15] Shi
They're all stuck in this
jungle as children!
[02:17] Shi
Th-This is bad! We have to find them quick!
[02:21] Hig
Wait, Shimoda-kun.
[02:22] Hig
Galapagos is full of dangers right now!
[02:27] Hig
Instead of just running into it blindly,
we need to have a plan.
[02:30] Tsu
A plan, huh?
[02:32] Tsu
That reminds me. I think Jupiter-kun pocketed
some of those bean paste buns you made.
[02:38] Tsu
If everything caught in the blast has regressed,
those bean paste buns might have, too.
[02:44] Shi
Even if they did,
how will dough help us?
[02:48] Tsu
No, no. Even further back.
[02:50] Tsu
That white bean paste is made
from lima beans, right?
[02:54] Tsu
When lima beans are attacked
by their natural enemy,
[02:56] Tsu
they emit this "Help me!" odor, right?
[02:59] Tsu
Didn't the insect department make an
insect that can detect that smell?
[03:03] Ins
Yes, very impressive!
[03:05] Ins
We created a carnivorous
insect that loves to eat
[03:08] Ins
the herbivorous insect that
eats the lima bean leaves.
[03:11] Ins
When this insect notices
the lima bean's SOS signal,
[03:13] Ins
it rushes to the plant and eats the
insect nibbling on the lima bean.
SIGN Lima Bean
[03:16] Her
That looks yummy.
[03:18] Lim
Someone help!
SIGN Herbivore
[03:20] Lim
I'm bean' eaten!
[03:23] Car
That voice belongs to...
SIGN Carnivore
[03:24] Car
Yay, food!
[03:27] Her
I meant to feast, but now I'm the feast!
[03:30] Lim
All according to plan!
[03:31] Shi
That sounds like a convoluted revenge drama.
[03:34] Ins
It's a mite, by the way.
SIGN Phytoseiulus
persimilis
[03:37] Ins
We'll make a detector that
uses this mite sensor.
[03:40] ---
Yeah!
[03:41] Shi
But the SOS signal won't be emitted
unless the bean is being eaten, right?
[03:46] Shi
I'm not sure Jupiter-san
would eat the plant's beans
[03:48] Shi
just because the bean paste bun
suddenly turned into one.
[03:51] Tsu
I think he would.
[03:52] Hig
In a flash.
[03:53] Kim
Can this be eaten? When you're pondering that
is the best time to eat!
[03:57] Shi
He would eat them.
[03:59] Ins
The Bean Being Eaten Sensor is done!
[04:01] Shi
That was fast!
[04:04] Ins
It's saying he's over there!
[04:05] Shi
He's eating already?
[04:06] Tsu
Mars-kun, please go back and fix
the time accelerator device.
[04:10] Hig
Roger that!
[04:19] Kim
You guys!
[04:20] Tsu
Jupiter-kun!
[04:22] Shi
He really was eating them.
[04:23] Kim
Chief, you're so young!
[04:25] Tsu
Look who's talking.
[04:27] Tsu
We came to rescue you.
Where are the others?
[04:30] Kim
I got stuck in this tree,
but the others were blown that way.
[04:34] Kim
I heard some water, so they
might be in the pond.
[04:37] Shi
Pond?
[04:38] Tsu
Probably the one for testing the piranhas.
[04:41] Shi
Let's hurry!
[04:47] Una
Pluto-chan, this pond...
[04:49] Mei
I filled it with piranhas!
[04:51] Kan
Please, no! We'll get attacked!
[04:54] Miz
Hey! If you move—
[05:00] Ins
I hear children's voices!
[05:01] Kim
Over there!
[05:05] Una
P-P-Pluto-chan, are you okay?
[05:08] Mei
It's fine.
[05:09] Mei
These piranhas are vegetarians!
SIGN Metynnis
argenteus
[05:12] Una
Vegetarian piranhas?!
[05:15] Mei
Yes. Since they look like the
vicious carnivorous piranhas,
[05:19] Mei
they are less likely to be
attacked by other fish.
[05:21] Mei
Huh? This fin has been bitten
by a carnivorous piranha.
[05:26] Kan
So there are carnivorous ones in here!
[05:29] Mei
It's fine. The carnivorous piranhas
often don't kill their prey.
[05:33] Kan
Instead, they just eat a part of the fin.
[05:35] Kan
That's because the fins regenerate.
[05:37] Kan
Piranhas are creatures that
treat resources with respect.
[05:41] Una
I see...
[05:42] Mei
So if you're not too frilly,
you won't get nibbled on so much.
[05:46] Kan
Frilly?
[05:48] Una
We need to get out of here quick.
[05:50] Kan
Let's get on this leaf for now.
SIGN Victoria
amazonica
[05:53] Una
Good thing we're kids.
[05:55] Una
Our adult bodies would've weighed too much.
[05:58] Mei
Piranhas don't go
out of their way to attack,
[06:01] Mei
but avoid splashing around just to be safe.
[06:04] Una
Ven-chan, what's that you have there?
[06:06] Kan
Oh, this is—
[06:09] Kan
Jeez! She just said
to not splash around!
[06:12] Miz
I'm sorry.
[06:13] Kan
Be careful, sheesh.
[06:15] Miz
I'm really sorry, you guys.
[06:17] Miz
I forgot that I added the piranhas'
natural enemy to help the test go better.
[06:22] Miz
Namely, crocodiles.
[06:25] Kan
Why would you do that?!
[06:34] Una
Quick, over here!
[06:39] Mei
This might be the end.
[06:44] Kan
J-Just eat this!
[06:54] Mei
Nice pitch!
[06:56] Miz
L-Look! It's working?!
[06:58] Una
What was that?
[07:00] Kan
This is cassava root, the source of tapioca!
[07:03] Kan
The tapioca in the bubble tea
I had when we were eating
[07:05] Kan
Shimoda-kun's bean paste buns
has regressed, too.
[07:08] Kan
Before it's processed, cassava root
contains a cyanogenic compound.
[07:11] Kan
It's a neurotoxin like potassium cyanide!
[07:14] Kan
Eat tapioca!
SIGN Float...
[07:20] Mei
Nice aim! You sank a lot of them!
[07:23] Kan
But I'm all out of cassava roots now!
[07:26] Kan
There are still so many of them!
[07:28] Kan
Mercury, those are your crocodiles.
Do something!
[07:32] Miz
I'm already on it!
[07:35] Miz
Crocodiles are highly sociable
creatures that communicate vocally.
[07:39] Miz
So that's why I'm going to cry now!
[07:47] Mei
What's that?
[07:48] Kan
Oh, it's a sound to shoo them away.
[07:50] Mzi
There's no such sound.
[07:53] Mzi
This is the sound a baby crocodile
makes to call for its mother.
[08:01] Una
One of them is coming here.
[08:03] Miz
The one who responded is a female.
[08:05] Kan
What will bringing her here do?!
[08:07] Miz
The female will come close. And then...
SIGN Female
SIGN Male
[08:10] Mal
Hey, what do you want with my wife?
SIGN Male
[08:13] Mal2
What are you talking about, you idiot?
[08:16] Mal
You won't lay even one finger on my wife!
[08:19] Mal
You're all going to die!
[08:21] Mal2
Ow! What's your problem!?
[08:23] Una
The husband crocodile is
chasing the other ones away!
[08:26] Mei
It's a huge brawl!
[08:28] Mal
Where are you going?! Stop!
[08:30] Miz
All right, they swam away!
[08:32] Kan
W-Wait, there's one left here!
That female from before.
[08:36] Kan
She's looking at us with this
[08:39] Kan
"you'll make good food for my
children" kind of expression!
[08:41] Una
It's okay. If it's just one, we can manage!
[08:45] Una
If possible, I didn't want to create this,
but I have no choice.
[08:53] Una
Goodbye, my cute otter.
[08:58] Una
This is the order I'm currently working on!
[09:03] Una
An "otter that's not cute at all"!
[09:08] Shi
God has spoken!
[09:10] God
Accepted!
SIGN Accepted
SIGN Giant Otter
[09:15] Kan
Oh, Shimoda-kun! Over here!
[09:18] Kan
We're here! Over here!
[09:20] Shi
You guys!
[09:24] Tsu
Oh, boy! I'm glad nobody got hurt.
[09:31] Una
You used to be so cute.
[09:33] Shi
He's so big and scary now.
[09:35] Kan
The insect department came
to help, too? Thanks.
[09:38] Mei
We solved everything by ourselves, though.
[09:40] Isn
We rushed over when we heard the screams,
but you guys were amazing.
[09:44] Isn
Thanks to that, I had a good idea.
[09:47] Isn
What do you think of an insect
that screams for help?
SIGN Honey
[09:50] Isn
Usually it secretes honey
and is friends with ants.
[09:54] Larv
You can eat my honey.
[09:56] Ant
Yay!
[09:57] Wasp
A larva. I'm ready to eat!
[09:59] Ins
When it's about to be attacked—
[10:01] Lar
Ahhh!
[10:02] Ant
Our honey buddy is in danger!
[10:04] Ant
To the rescue!
[10:06] Kan
Wait, this was inspired by us?
[10:09] Shi
God has spoken!
[10:11] God
Accepted!
SIGN Accepted
SIGN Gossamer-Winged
Butterfly Larva
[10:13] Ins
Yay!
[10:15] Ins
I'll go back to the insect department
and make it right away!
[10:17] Shi
Good luck!
[10:19] Hig
The time acceleration device is fixed
as well, so all is back to normal.
[10:22] Shi
I'm just glad nobody got hurt.
[10:25] Tsu
Being young isn't bad every now and then,
but my current body suits me the best.
[10:30] Kim
Whatever happened to that stuck goat?
[10:33] Miz
The magic circle is gone, too.
[10:35] Kan
Looks like it made it to Hell in one piece.
[10:37] Shi
I'm glad to hear that.
SIGN Cassava
Root
[10:43] Yok
Oh, the sample from the design team!
[10:46] Yok
Huh?
[10:48] Yok
Why is its torso so long?
[10:55] Yok
Maybe it's a transmission error? Or...
SIGN The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist
[10:58] Ken
The Illustrated Guide to Creatures
That Really Exist!
[11:03] Miz
I always pictured them as attacking in
a swarm, but you say they're cowards?
[11:07] Mei
Yes, they form swarms
because they're scared.
[11:10] Mei
If something big falls in the water,
they run away most of the time.
[11:13] Miz
Doesn't "most of the time" mean
they also attack sometimes?
[11:16] Mei
If the prey is hurt, they get excited
by the scent of blood and might attack.
[11:20] Miz
So they do attack!
[11:22] Mei
They're only really known for their bite,
but there's something I want you to know.
[11:27] Mei
Piranhas can speak!
[11:30] Miz
Speak? How?
[11:31] Mei
They use their swim bladder to make sounds.
[11:33] Mei
It sounds kind of like, "Boof"!
[11:35] Mei
I think it'll do it when
you grab it. Want to try?
[11:38] Miz
Before I do that, I want to
know why it makes that sound.
[11:42] Mei
To warn you that it's about to bite.
[11:44] Miz
I knew it was all about biting!
[11:54] Kan
We don't get many opportunities
to put on dazzling makeup like this.
[11:58] Mei
It's kind of fun.
[12:00] Kan
All right, ready to go!
[12:09] Mei
What's wrong?
[12:10] Hig
Neptune-san is saying he won't be
attending today's party in Hell.
[12:14] Kan
What? You're not coming?
[12:15] Tsu
I already told them we're all coming, though.
[12:19] Tsu
What's the matter?
[12:20] Una
Well, I'm in a slump.
[12:24] Una
I'm not making any progress with this
order for a "fluffy but spiky animal."
[12:29] Una
The more I hurry, the more
wrong turns I take.
[12:32] Una
By now, I don't even feel
like holding my pen.
[12:35] Una
But I have to do something...
[12:37] Una
That's why I can't join you.
[12:39] Hig
Another mystery order?
[12:41] Hig
I feel for you.
[12:42] Kim
Why don't you say you're not feeling
well and get a deadline extension?
[12:45] Kim
Then you can go to the party.
[12:47] Kim
I heard Hell is outside of
Heaven's reception range.
[12:51] Miz
You do have to unwind sometimes.
[12:53] Kan
Shimoda-kun, please report that
Neptune-san's submission will be delayed
[12:56] Kan
because he's not feeling well.
Lay it on thick!
[12:58] Shi
I-Is that okay?
[13:00] Mei
A slump is a form of not
feeling well, right?
[13:03] Tsu
It's fine, isn't it?
[13:05] Hig
Then it's settled.
[13:06] Hig
Let's go!
[13:21] Yok
Welcome to Hell.
[13:23] Yok
Let me greet you among
with the wails of joy.
[13:26] Yok
Now, let us begin the banquet to celebrate
the founding of Hell's sales team!
[13:32] Yok
You will get a real taste of Hell!
SIGN A Word From the Chef
Hee hee hee!
Turn this into
your own flesh
and blood...
[13:36] Yok
Turn this into your own flesh and blood!
[13:39] Yok
That's what our company's chef says.
[13:42] Yok
Please enjoy everything until you
have far surpassed being full.
[13:46] Kan
Not to sound cliché, but...
[13:48] Miz
We're being wined and dined here.
[13:50] All
Cheers!
[13:52] Tsu
You shouldn't have done
all this for just us.
[13:55] Yok
It's nothing. Besides, we'll keep
relying on your services.
[13:57] Mei
Huh, so this is Hell's main door.
[14:01] Hig
It's flashier than ours.
[14:03] Tsu
We all brought you gifts for the occasion.
[14:05] Yok
Oh, that's so considerate. Thank you!
[14:09] Kim
We thought that you would
like something like this.
[14:13] Yok
What is that?! It's like a symbol
of destruction!
[14:16] Yok
That's so freaking cool!
[14:19] Kim
I'm glad that it was up your alley.
[14:22] Miz
This is from me.
[14:25] Yok
A snake skeleton!
SIGN Snake Skeleton
(For Decorative Use)
[14:27] Yok
So cool!
[14:28] Yok
Wow, everything below the
head is vertebrae, right?!
[14:31] Miz
Actually, while they don't stand out so much,
there's a neck and a tail, too.
SIGN Neck
SIGN Tail
[14:35] Yok
Snakes have quite a short neck.
[14:38] Kan
I brought a giant chicken skull.
SIGN Chicken Skull
(For Costume Use)
[14:41] Yok
That's so cool!
[14:43] Kan
You can wear it.
[14:46] Yok
Wh-What do you think?
[14:48] Yok
Do I look like the Prince of Madness?
[14:50] Kan
It looks great on you. Wonderful!
[14:52] Shi
That ring by the eyes... Is that bone?
[14:56] Miz
Chickens have bones that maintain
the shape of their eyes.
[15:01] Una
This is from me.
[15:02] Yok
Another oblong box.
[15:04] Yok
Oh, I know what this is.
[15:07] Yok
This is an anteater!
[15:08] Una
Correct!
[15:10] Yok
All the way to the tip
of their mouth is bone!
SIGN Anteater Skull
(For Decorative Use)
[15:13] Tsu
I brought this—
[15:15] All
A horse, right?
[15:16] Tsu
Yes, why?
[15:17] Tsu
Incidentally, do you think this
is a male or female horse?
[15:20] Shi
Isn't that question too hard?
[15:22] Tsu
It's actually quite easy.
[15:24] Tsu
The ones that have sharp
teeth here are male.
[15:26] Tsu
They have canines for when they
fight to secure their female.
[15:30] Tsu
Horses are quite strong, you know?
[15:33] Hig
This one's from me.
[15:35] Yok
That's big!
[15:38] Yok
This... This was...
[15:40] Yok
A cyclops!
[15:43] Yok
So cool!
[15:45] Hig
No, this was an elephant.
[15:48] Hig
The hole in the middle wasn't for
an eyeball. It was for the nose.
[15:52] Hig
The eyes are over here.
[15:54] Mei
I'm last.
[15:57] Mei
Guess what this is!
[16:01] Yok
No matter what side I look
at it from, I have no idea.
[16:03] Shi
It's almost like folded cloth.
[16:05] Mei
The right answer was the
skull of a hammerhead shark!
[16:09] Shi
So it has bones all the way
to the edges of its head.
[16:13] Yok
It's fun to think about animals
by looking at their bones!
[16:16] Yok
Could I ask you to start from
the bones for your next job?
[16:19] Kan
Our next job?
[16:21] Yok
Yes! After you submitted that large demon,
[16:25] Yok
I wanted to ask you to make
a small messenger familiar.
[16:29] Yok
Something like this.
[16:31] Tsu
If you like, we could
start brainstorming now.
[16:34] Yok
Are you sure? It is your day off.
[16:36] Kan
It's fun to think with a buzz sometimes.
[16:40] Mei
The less work feels like work,
the more fun it is.
[16:42] Hig
Same.
[16:44] Tsu
All right, could you tell us about
this familiar's tasks and purpose?
[16:48] Yok
The workplace will be underground!
SIGN Hell Interior
[16:50] Yok
Since they will be messengers,
[16:52] Yok
they should have amazing hearing
and be quick on their feet.
SIGN Familiar Waiting Room
[16:54] Yok
I'd like them to be able to communicate
in a unique way, without sound.
SIGN Employee Passageway
[16:58] Yok
There will be many operational messages
that we don't want our guests to hear.
[17:02] Yok
Yes, fast like lightning! When they stop,
they should be like the night fog!
[17:07] Yok
Something like that would be ideal.
[17:08] Shi
As always, a unique way
of expressing himself.
[17:11] Yok
And also, if they were to rest in front
of our guests, we might get complaints,
[17:17] Yok
so it would be good if it's not easy to tell
if they're awake or sleeping at first glance.
[17:21] Kan
Even in Hell, they try to
avoid customer complaints.
[17:24] Tsu
If that's the case, we also have to
think about its toilet breaks, too.
[17:27] Yok
Oh, I didn't think about that.
[17:30] Mei
That's solved if they just eat the
poop straight from their own butt.
[17:35] Hig
Are you taking things too far already?
[17:37] Mei
It's not a joke. I mean koalas eat poop, too.
SIGN For Eating
SIGN Not for Eating
[17:42] Mei
Koalas have two kinds of poop.
SIGN For Eating
[17:44] Mei
Indigestible waste is not for eating,
[17:47] Mei
while the medicine-like stuff that
the caecum creates is for eating.
[17:50] Mei
The koala poop that's for eating is healthy.
[17:53] Mei
That's why their baby food
after weaning is poop.
[17:56] Yok
The idea that they can create
their own medicine is great!
[17:59] Yok
I would like to use that.
We need our staff to be healthy.
[18:03] Tsu
All right, if we put that all together...
Something like this?
[18:10] Yok
A casual scariness fit for a familiar! Nice!
[18:14] Tsu
In order to specialize in speed, I gave
them a single bone below the knee.
[18:18] Tsu
With two bones, the leg can twist,
[18:21] Tsu
but fusing those into one
makes it more powerful.
[18:24] Tsu
With these legs, they can go up
to eighty kilometers per hour.
[18:27] Yok
So much thought goes into unseen places!
[18:29] Tsu
Since your order was so detailed
and easy to understand,
[18:32] Tsu
it's already done.
[18:35] Tsu
Do you want to work on
the exterior look now?
[18:37] Yok
We don't have to push it now.
You can finish it when you get a chance.
[18:40] Yok
What's wrong, Neptune-san?
[18:42] Una
No, it's just that I realized how
much fun creating things can be.
[18:47] Kan
He's in a slump right now.
[18:50] Hig
He's worn out.
[18:52] Yok
Then how about creating something freely?
[18:58] Yok
If you unshackle your instincts
and draw for your own enjoyment,
[19:01] Yok
you might be able to reset yourself.
[19:04] Yok
How about this?
[19:05] Yok
Would you mind coming up with the
exterior look for these bones here?
[19:09] Yok
I want to see what you create when
you're uninhibited and playful.
[19:15] Una
Freely? Enjoy myself?
[19:21] Shi
Neptune-san picked up his pen!
[19:24] Shi
Yokota-senpai is amazing.
[19:26] Shi
I couldn't get him to do that.
[19:29] Shi
One day, I'll also...
[19:32] Una
Done!
[19:34] Una
What do you think?
[19:43] Kan
Hey, why did something
scary turn into this?!
[19:47] Una
That was so much fun.
[19:49] Miz
So he put those long bones
into this round tail?
[19:54] Shi
This super-cute thing... eats poop?
[19:58] Hig
And sleeps with its eyes open?
[20:00] Shi
What are these ears?
[20:01] Una
They're heat sinks. Since I increased
its muscle mass for running fast,
[20:06] Shi
I thought it might overheat and collapse.
[20:08] Shi
They also double as sound collecting
antennae for picking up orders from far away.
[20:12] Miz
How did you solve the request for the
unique non-verbal communication method?
[20:16] Una
I made them good at sensing vibrations.
[20:20] Miz
That way they can use foot
stomps to communicate.
SIGN Stomp
[20:24] Tsu
Hm, isn't this more like that
mystery order that got you down?
[20:28] Shi
You mean the "fluffy but spiky animal."
[20:31] Tsu
Wouldn't this be a perfect fit?
[20:35] Shi
I see! This came out because you've
been thinking about it the whole time.
[20:39] Yok
From Hell's point of view,
this design would be acceptable, too...
[20:43] Kan
It is?
[20:45] Yok
But if there's already a prior taker,
then we have no choice.
[20:48] Yok
Please deliver it to God.
[20:50] Shi
All right!
[20:52] Shi
Oh, Hell's outside of God's reception range.
[20:57] Shi
What should we do? I want
to deliver this right away.
[21:00] Yok
Don't worry. I've invited God here, too.
[21:04] Yok
His arrival is imminent.
[21:07] Kim
The client's coming here in person?!
[21:09] Kan
Wait! Neptune-san faked
being sick to come here!
[21:13] Mei
Our lie will be discovered!
[21:17] Shi
Th-This light! Is this...
[21:22] All
God?!
SIGN The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist
[21:25] Ken
The Illustrated Guide to Creatures
That Really Exist!
[21:30] Tsu
They look so cute, but they eat poop.
[21:33] Una
They eat special vitamin-rich
poop like a supplement,
[21:37] Una
or at least that was the original plan.
[21:39] Tsu
Oh?
[21:40] Una
When I observed wild rabbits,
[21:43] Una
they also just ate regular poop when
there was no food to be found.
[21:45] Tsu
So tough! In a way, if you
eat what you excrete,
[21:48] Tsu
you're like a perpetual motion device.
[21:51] Una
In winter, when there was no grass,
they also ate animal carcasses.
[21:54] Tsu
Truly tough!
[21:56] Una
Speaking of tough, when the female
picks a male, she first punches him.
[22:01] Una
She makes sure the male is
strong by punching him.
[22:04] Tsu
Throw hands, then throw kisses!
[22:07] Tsu
How strong!
[22:08] Tsu
Some day soon, these bunnies may be seen
[22:11] Tsu
not as symbols of cuteness, but of strength.
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