E11 - Idea 11 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Shi     That mannerism... Are you Saturn-san? [00:04] Shi     You became young? [00:05] ---     Huh? What? [00:07] Tsu     The blast might have blown     everyone to Galapagos. SIGN    Heaven's Design Team [01:45] Shi     Everyone, are you okay?! [01:53] Shi     Mars-san and the person from the     insect department are kids! [01:56] Tsu     So small! [01:58] Hig     It looks like we got younger when     the time accelerator exploded. [02:02] Shi     Did the same thing happen     to the others, too? [02:04] Tsu     What are the current settings for Galapagos? [02:08] Hig     Well, Pluto-chan was testing her piranhas      after they got accepted, so it's a jungle. [02:15] Shi     They're all stuck in this     jungle as children! [02:17] Shi     Th-This is bad! We have to find them quick! [02:21] Hig     Wait, Shimoda-kun. [02:22] Hig     Galapagos is full of dangers right now! [02:27] Hig     Instead of just running into it blindly,      we need to have a plan. [02:30] Tsu     A plan, huh? [02:32] Tsu     That reminds me. I think Jupiter-kun pocketed     some of those bean paste buns you made. [02:38] Tsu     If everything caught in the blast has regressed,      those bean paste buns might have, too. [02:44] Shi     Even if they did,     how will dough help us? [02:48] Tsu     No, no. Even further back. [02:50] Tsu     That white bean paste is made     from lima beans, right? [02:54] Tsu     When lima beans are attacked     by their natural enemy, [02:56] Tsu     they emit this "Help me!" odor, right? [02:59] Tsu     Didn't the insect department make an     insect that can detect that smell? [03:03] Ins     Yes, very impressive! [03:05] Ins     We created a carnivorous     insect that loves to eat [03:08] Ins     the herbivorous insect that     eats the lima bean leaves. [03:11] Ins     When this insect notices     the lima bean's SOS signal, [03:13] Ins     it rushes to the plant and eats the     insect nibbling on the lima bean. SIGN    Lima Bean [03:16] Her     That looks yummy. [03:18] Lim     Someone help! SIGN    Herbivore [03:20] Lim     I'm bean' eaten! [03:23] Car     That voice belongs to... SIGN    Carnivore [03:24] Car     Yay, food! [03:27] Her     I meant to feast, but now I'm the feast! [03:30] Lim     All according to plan! [03:31] Shi     That sounds like a convoluted revenge drama. [03:34] Ins     It's a mite, by the way. SIGN    Phytoseiulus      persimilis [03:37] Ins     We'll make a detector that     uses this mite sensor. [03:40] ---     Yeah! [03:41] Shi     But the SOS signal won't be emitted     unless the bean is being eaten, right? [03:46] Shi     I'm not sure Jupiter-san     would eat the plant's beans [03:48] Shi     just because the bean paste bun     suddenly turned into one. [03:51] Tsu     I think he would. [03:52] Hig     In a flash. [03:53] Kim     Can this be eaten? When you're pondering that      is the best time to eat! [03:57] Shi     He would eat them. [03:59] Ins     The Bean Being Eaten Sensor is done! [04:01] Shi     That was fast! [04:04] Ins     It's saying he's over there! [04:05] Shi     He's eating already? [04:06] Tsu     Mars-kun, please go back and fix     the time accelerator device. [04:10] Hig     Roger that! [04:19] Kim     You guys! [04:20] Tsu     Jupiter-kun! [04:22] Shi     He really was eating them. [04:23] Kim     Chief, you're so young! [04:25] Tsu     Look who's talking. [04:27] Tsu     We came to rescue you.     Where are the others? [04:30] Kim     I got stuck in this tree,     but the others were blown that way. [04:34] Kim     I heard some water, so they     might be in the pond. [04:37] Shi     Pond? [04:38] Tsu     Probably the one for testing the piranhas. [04:41] Shi     Let's hurry! [04:47] Una     Pluto-chan, this pond... [04:49] Mei     I filled it with piranhas! [04:51] Kan     Please, no! We'll get attacked! [04:54] Miz     Hey! If you move— [05:00] Ins     I hear children's voices! [05:01] Kim     Over there! [05:05] Una     P-P-Pluto-chan, are you okay? [05:08] Mei     It's fine. [05:09] Mei     These piranhas are vegetarians! SIGN    Metynnis      argenteus [05:12] Una     Vegetarian piranhas?! [05:15] Mei     Yes. Since they look like the     vicious carnivorous piranhas, [05:19] Mei     they are less likely to be     attacked by other fish. [05:21] Mei     Huh? This fin has been bitten     by a carnivorous piranha. [05:26] Kan     So there are carnivorous ones in here! [05:29] Mei     It's fine. The carnivorous piranhas     often don't kill their prey. [05:33] Kan     Instead, they just eat a part of the fin. [05:35] Kan     That's because the fins regenerate. [05:37] Kan     Piranhas are creatures that     treat resources with respect. [05:41] Una     I see... [05:42] Mei     So if you're not too frilly,     you won't get nibbled on so much. [05:46] Kan     Frilly? [05:48] Una     We need to get out of here quick. [05:50] Kan     Let's get on this leaf for now. SIGN    Victoria      amazonica [05:53] Una     Good thing we're kids. [05:55] Una     Our adult bodies would've weighed too much. [05:58] Mei     Piranhas don't go     out of their way to attack, [06:01] Mei     but avoid splashing around just to be safe. [06:04] Una     Ven-chan, what's that you have there? [06:06] Kan     Oh, this is— [06:09] Kan     Jeez! She just said     to not splash around! [06:12] Miz     I'm sorry. [06:13] Kan     Be careful, sheesh. [06:15] Miz     I'm really sorry, you guys. [06:17] Miz     I forgot that I added the piranhas'     natural enemy to help the test go better. [06:22] Miz     Namely, crocodiles. [06:25] Kan     Why would you do that?! [06:34] Una     Quick, over here! [06:39] Mei     This might be the end. [06:44] Kan     J-Just eat this! [06:54] Mei     Nice pitch! [06:56] Miz     L-Look! It's working?! [06:58] Una     What was that? [07:00] Kan     This is cassava root, the source of tapioca! [07:03] Kan     The tapioca in the bubble tea      I had when we were eating [07:05] Kan     Shimoda-kun's bean paste buns      has regressed, too. [07:08] Kan     Before it's processed, cassava root      contains a cyanogenic compound. [07:11] Kan     It's a neurotoxin like potassium cyanide! [07:14] Kan     Eat tapioca! SIGN    Float... [07:20] Mei     Nice aim! You sank a lot of them! [07:23] Kan     But I'm all out of cassava roots now! [07:26] Kan     There are still so many of them! [07:28] Kan     Mercury, those are your crocodiles.      Do something! [07:32] Miz     I'm already on it! [07:35] Miz     Crocodiles are highly sociable     creatures that communicate vocally. [07:39] Miz     So that's why I'm going to cry now! [07:47] Mei     What's that? [07:48] Kan     Oh, it's a sound to shoo them away. [07:50] Mzi     There's no such sound. [07:53] Mzi     This is the sound a baby crocodile     makes to call for its mother. [08:01] Una     One of them is coming here. [08:03] Miz     The one who responded is a female. [08:05] Kan     What will bringing her here do?! [08:07] Miz     The female will come close. And then... SIGN    Female SIGN    Male [08:10] Mal     Hey, what do you want with my wife? SIGN    Male [08:13] Mal2     What are you talking about, you idiot? [08:16] Mal     You won't lay even one finger on my wife! [08:19] Mal     You're all going to die! [08:21] Mal2     Ow! What's your problem!? [08:23] Una     The husband crocodile is     chasing the other ones away! [08:26] Mei     It's a huge brawl! [08:28] Mal     Where are you going?! Stop! [08:30] Miz     All right, they swam away! [08:32] Kan     W-Wait, there's one left here!     That female from before. [08:36] Kan     She's looking at us with this [08:39] Kan     "you'll make good food for my     children" kind of expression! [08:41] Una     It's okay. If it's just one, we can manage! [08:45] Una     If possible, I didn't want to create this,      but I have no choice. [08:53] Una     Goodbye, my cute otter. [08:58] Una     This is the order I'm currently working on! [09:03] Una     An "otter that's not cute at all"! [09:08] Shi     God has spoken! [09:10] God     Accepted! SIGN    Accepted SIGN    Giant Otter [09:15] Kan     Oh, Shimoda-kun! Over here! [09:18] Kan     We're here! Over here! [09:20] Shi     You guys! [09:24] Tsu     Oh, boy! I'm glad nobody got hurt. [09:31] Una     You used to be so cute. [09:33] Shi     He's so big and scary now. [09:35] Kan     The insect department came     to help, too? Thanks. [09:38] Mei     We solved everything by ourselves, though. [09:40] Isn     We rushed over when we heard the screams,      but you guys were amazing. [09:44] Isn     Thanks to that, I had a good idea. [09:47] Isn     What do you think of an insect     that screams for help? SIGN    Honey [09:50] Isn     Usually it secretes honey     and is friends with ants. [09:54] Larv     You can eat my honey. [09:56] Ant     Yay! [09:57] Wasp     A larva. I'm ready to eat! [09:59] Ins     When it's about to be attacked— [10:01] Lar     Ahhh! [10:02] Ant     Our honey buddy is in danger! [10:04] Ant     To the rescue! [10:06] Kan     Wait, this was inspired by us? [10:09] Shi     God has spoken! [10:11] God     Accepted! SIGN    Accepted SIGN    Gossamer-Winged      Butterfly Larva [10:13] Ins     Yay! [10:15] Ins     I'll go back to the insect department      and make it right away! [10:17] Shi     Good luck! [10:19] Hig     The time acceleration device is fixed     as well, so all is back to normal. [10:22] Shi     I'm just glad nobody got hurt. [10:25] Tsu     Being young isn't bad every now and then,     but my current body suits me the best. [10:30] Kim     Whatever happened to that stuck goat? [10:33] Miz     The magic circle is gone, too. [10:35] Kan     Looks like it made it to Hell in one piece. [10:37] Shi     I'm glad to hear that. SIGN    Cassava      Root [10:43] Yok     Oh, the sample from the design team! [10:46] Yok     Huh? [10:48] Yok     Why is its torso so long? [10:55] Yok     Maybe it's a transmission error? Or... SIGN    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist [10:58] Ken     The Illustrated Guide to Creatures     That Really Exist! [11:03] Miz     I always pictured them as attacking in     a swarm, but you say they're cowards? [11:07] Mei     Yes, they form swarms     because they're scared. [11:10] Mei     If something big falls in the water,     they run away most of the time. [11:13] Miz     Doesn't "most of the time" mean      they also attack sometimes? [11:16] Mei     If the prey is hurt, they get excited     by the scent of blood and might attack. [11:20] Miz     So they do attack! [11:22] Mei     They're only really known for their bite,     but there's something I want you to know. [11:27] Mei     Piranhas can speak! [11:30] Miz     Speak? How? [11:31] Mei     They use their swim bladder to make sounds. [11:33] Mei     It sounds kind of like, "Boof"! [11:35] Mei     I think it'll do it when     you grab it. Want to try? [11:38] Miz     Before I do that, I want to     know why it makes that sound. [11:42] Mei     To warn you that it's about to bite. [11:44] Miz     I knew it was all about biting! [11:54] Kan     We don't get many opportunities     to put on dazzling makeup like this. [11:58] Mei     It's kind of fun. [12:00] Kan     All right, ready to go! [12:09] Mei     What's wrong? [12:10] Hig     Neptune-san is saying he won't be     attending today's party in Hell. [12:14] Kan     What? You're not coming? [12:15] Tsu     I already told them we're all coming, though. [12:19] Tsu     What's the matter? [12:20] Una     Well, I'm in a slump. [12:24] Una     I'm not making any progress with this     order for a "fluffy but spiky animal." [12:29] Una     The more I hurry, the more     wrong turns I take. [12:32] Una     By now, I don't even feel     like holding my pen. [12:35] Una     But I have to do something... [12:37] Una     That's why I can't join you. [12:39] Hig     Another mystery order? [12:41] Hig     I feel for you. [12:42] Kim     Why don't you say you're not feeling     well and get a deadline extension? [12:45] Kim     Then you can go to the party. [12:47] Kim     I heard Hell is outside of     Heaven's reception range. [12:51] Miz     You do have to unwind sometimes. [12:53] Kan     Shimoda-kun, please report that     Neptune-san's submission will be delayed [12:56] Kan     because he's not feeling well.      Lay it on thick! [12:58] Shi     I-Is that okay? [13:00] Mei     A slump is a form of not     feeling well, right? [13:03] Tsu     It's fine, isn't it? [13:05] Hig     Then it's settled. [13:06] Hig     Let's go! [13:21] Yok     Welcome to Hell. [13:23] Yok     Let me greet you among     with the wails of joy. [13:26] Yok     Now, let us begin the banquet to celebrate     the founding of Hell's sales team! [13:32] Yok     You will get a real taste of Hell! SIGN    A Word From the Chef      Hee hee hee!      Turn this into      your own flesh      and blood... [13:36] Yok     Turn this into your own flesh and blood! [13:39] Yok     That's what our company's chef says. [13:42] Yok     Please enjoy everything until you     have far surpassed being full. [13:46] Kan     Not to sound cliché, but... [13:48] Miz     We're being wined and dined here. [13:50] All     Cheers! [13:52] Tsu     You shouldn't have done     all this for just us. [13:55] Yok     It's nothing. Besides, we'll keep      relying on your services. [13:57] Mei     Huh, so this is Hell's main door. [14:01] Hig     It's flashier than ours. [14:03] Tsu     We all brought you gifts for the occasion. [14:05] Yok     Oh, that's so considerate. Thank you! [14:09] Kim     We thought that you would     like something like this. [14:13] Yok     What is that?! It's like a symbol     of destruction! [14:16] Yok     That's so freaking cool! [14:19] Kim     I'm glad that it was up your alley. [14:22] Miz     This is from me. [14:25] Yok     A snake skeleton! SIGN    Snake Skeleton     (For Decorative Use) [14:27] Yok     So cool! [14:28] Yok     Wow, everything below the     head is vertebrae, right?! [14:31] Miz     Actually, while they don't stand out so much,     there's a neck and a tail, too. SIGN    Neck SIGN    Tail [14:35] Yok     Snakes have quite a short neck. [14:38] Kan     I brought a giant chicken skull. SIGN    Chicken Skull     (For Costume Use) [14:41] Yok     That's so cool! [14:43] Kan     You can wear it. [14:46] Yok     Wh-What do you think? [14:48] Yok     Do I look like the Prince of Madness? [14:50] Kan     It looks great on you. Wonderful! [14:52] Shi     That ring by the eyes... Is that bone? [14:56] Miz     Chickens have bones that maintain      the shape of their eyes. [15:01] Una     This is from me. [15:02] Yok     Another oblong box. [15:04] Yok     Oh, I know what this is. [15:07] Yok     This is an anteater! [15:08] Una     Correct! [15:10] Yok     All the way to the tip     of their mouth is bone! SIGN    Anteater Skull      (For Decorative Use) [15:13] Tsu     I brought this— [15:15] All     A horse, right? [15:16] Tsu     Yes, why? [15:17] Tsu     Incidentally, do you think this     is a male or female horse? [15:20] Shi     Isn't that question too hard? [15:22] Tsu     It's actually quite easy. [15:24] Tsu     The ones that have sharp     teeth here are male. [15:26] Tsu     They have canines for when they     fight to secure their female. [15:30] Tsu     Horses are quite strong, you know? [15:33] Hig     This one's from me. [15:35] Yok     That's big! [15:38] Yok     This... This was... [15:40] Yok     A cyclops! [15:43] Yok     So cool! [15:45] Hig     No, this was an elephant. [15:48] Hig     The hole in the middle wasn't for     an eyeball. It was for the nose. [15:52] Hig     The eyes are over here. [15:54] Mei     I'm last. [15:57] Mei     Guess what this is! [16:01] Yok     No matter what side I look     at it from, I have no idea. [16:03] Shi     It's almost like folded cloth. [16:05] Mei     The right answer was the     skull of a hammerhead shark! [16:09] Shi     So it has bones all the way     to the edges of its head. [16:13] Yok     It's fun to think about animals      by looking at their bones! [16:16] Yok     Could I ask you to start from     the bones for your next job? [16:19] Kan     Our next job? [16:21] Yok     Yes! After you submitted that large demon, [16:25] Yok     I wanted to ask you to make     a small messenger familiar. [16:29] Yok     Something like this. [16:31] Tsu     If you like, we could     start brainstorming now. [16:34] Yok     Are you sure? It is your day off. [16:36] Kan     It's fun to think with a buzz sometimes. [16:40] Mei     The less work feels like work,      the more fun it is. [16:42] Hig     Same. [16:44] Tsu     All right, could you tell us about     this familiar's tasks and purpose? [16:48] Yok     The workplace will be underground! SIGN    Hell Interior [16:50] Yok     Since they will be messengers, [16:52] Yok     they should have amazing hearing     and be quick on their feet. SIGN    Familiar Waiting Room [16:54] Yok     I'd like them to be able to communicate      in a unique way, without sound. SIGN    Employee Passageway [16:58] Yok     There will be many operational messages     that we don't want our guests to hear. [17:02] Yok     Yes, fast like lightning! When they stop,     they should be like the night fog! [17:07] Yok     Something like that would be ideal. [17:08] Shi     As always, a unique way     of expressing himself. [17:11] Yok     And also, if they were to rest in front     of our guests, we might get complaints, [17:17] Yok     so it would be good if it's not easy to tell     if they're awake or sleeping at first glance. [17:21] Kan     Even in Hell, they try to      avoid customer complaints. [17:24] Tsu     If that's the case, we also have to     think about its toilet breaks, too. [17:27] Yok     Oh, I didn't think about that. [17:30] Mei     That's solved if they just eat the     poop straight from their own butt. [17:35] Hig     Are you taking things too far already? [17:37] Mei     It's not a joke. I mean koalas eat poop, too. SIGN    For Eating SIGN    Not for Eating [17:42] Mei     Koalas have two kinds of poop. SIGN    For Eating [17:44] Mei     Indigestible waste is not for eating, [17:47] Mei     while the medicine-like stuff that     the caecum creates is for eating. [17:50] Mei     The koala poop that's for eating is healthy. [17:53] Mei     That's why their baby food     after weaning is poop. [17:56] Yok     The idea that they can create     their own medicine is great! [17:59] Yok     I would like to use that.     We need our staff to be healthy. [18:03] Tsu     All right, if we put that all together...     Something like this? [18:10] Yok     A casual scariness fit for a familiar! Nice! [18:14] Tsu     In order to specialize in speed, I gave     them a single bone below the knee. [18:18] Tsu     With two bones, the leg can twist, [18:21] Tsu     but fusing those into one     makes it more powerful. [18:24] Tsu     With these legs, they can go up      to eighty kilometers per hour. [18:27] Yok     So much thought goes into unseen places! [18:29] Tsu     Since your order was so detailed     and easy to understand, [18:32] Tsu     it's already done. [18:35] Tsu     Do you want to work on     the exterior look now? [18:37] Yok     We don't have to push it now.     You can finish it when you get a chance. [18:40] Yok     What's wrong, Neptune-san? [18:42] Una     No, it's just that I realized how     much fun creating things can be. [18:47] Kan     He's in a slump right now. [18:50] Hig     He's worn out. [18:52] Yok     Then how about creating something freely? [18:58] Yok     If you unshackle your instincts     and draw for your own enjoyment, [19:01] Yok     you might be able to reset yourself. [19:04] Yok     How about this? [19:05] Yok     Would you mind coming up with the     exterior look for these bones here? [19:09] Yok     I want to see what you create when     you're uninhibited and playful. [19:15] Una     Freely? Enjoy myself? [19:21] Shi     Neptune-san picked up his pen! [19:24] Shi     Yokota-senpai is amazing. [19:26] Shi     I couldn't get him to do that. [19:29] Shi     One day, I'll also... [19:32] Una     Done! [19:34] Una     What do you think? [19:43] Kan     Hey, why did something     scary turn into this?! [19:47] Una     That was so much fun. [19:49] Miz     So he put those long bones     into this round tail? [19:54] Shi     This super-cute thing... eats poop? [19:58] Hig     And sleeps with its eyes open? [20:00] Shi     What are these ears? [20:01] Una     They're heat sinks. Since I increased     its muscle mass for running fast, [20:06] Shi     I thought it might overheat and collapse. [20:08] Shi     They also double as sound collecting     antennae for picking up orders from far away. [20:12] Miz     How did you solve the request for the     unique non-verbal communication method? [20:16] Una     I made them good at sensing vibrations. [20:20] Miz     That way they can use foot     stomps to communicate. SIGN    Stomp [20:24] Tsu     Hm, isn't this more like that     mystery order that got you down? [20:28] Shi     You mean the "fluffy but spiky animal." [20:31] Tsu     Wouldn't this be a perfect fit? [20:35] Shi     I see! This came out because you've     been thinking about it the whole time. [20:39] Yok     From Hell's point of view,     this design would be acceptable, too... [20:43] Kan     It is? [20:45] Yok     But if there's already a prior taker,      then we have no choice. [20:48] Yok     Please deliver it to God. [20:50] Shi     All right! [20:52] Shi     Oh, Hell's outside of God's reception range. [20:57] Shi     What should we do? I want     to deliver this right away. [21:00] Yok     Don't worry. I've invited God here, too. [21:04] Yok     His arrival is imminent. [21:07] Kim     The client's coming here in person?! [21:09] Kan     Wait! Neptune-san faked     being sick to come here! [21:13] Mei     Our lie will be discovered! [21:17] Shi     Th-This light! Is this... [21:22] All     God?! SIGN    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist [21:25] Ken     The Illustrated Guide to Creatures     That Really Exist! [21:30] Tsu     They look so cute, but they eat poop. [21:33] Una     They eat special vitamin-rich     poop like a supplement, [21:37] Una     or at least that was the original plan. [21:39] Tsu     Oh? [21:40] Una     When I observed wild rabbits, [21:43] Una     they also just ate regular poop when     there was no food to be found. [21:45] Tsu     So tough! In a way, if you     eat what you excrete, [21:48] Tsu     you're like a perpetual motion device. [21:51] Una     In winter, when there was no grass,     they also ate animal carcasses. [21:54] Tsu     Truly tough! [21:56] Una     Speaking of tough, when the female     picks a male, she first punches him. [22:01] Una     She makes sure the male is     strong by punching him. [22:04] Tsu     Throw hands, then throw kisses! [22:07] Tsu     How strong! [22:08] Tsu     Some day soon, these bunnies may be seen [22:11] Tsu     not as symbols of cuteness, but of strength. SIGN    Next on the Agenda