E1 - Idea 1

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[00:03] Nar
    In the beginning, God created
    the heavens and the earth.
[00:07] Nar
    He followed them
[00:11] Nar
    with light, waters, and the land.
[00:15] Nar
    Then he created the many animals
    that would inhabit it.
[00:20] Nar
    Or... that was the plan.
[00:23] Nar
    It got too tedious, so he outsourced it.
SIGN    Heaven's Design Team
[02:00] Ued
    This is Heaven's design team,
[02:03] Ued
    the department where animals are created.
[02:06] Ued
    Shimoda-kun, as the newly-hired angel,
[02:09] Ued
    you'll be responsible for communication
    between the team and God.
[02:12] Shi
    Yes, I will do my best!
[02:14] Miz
    Ueda-san, is that the new guy?
[02:17] Ued
    Yes, be nice to him.
[02:19] Shi
    My name is Sh-Shimoda. It's nice to meet you!
[02:22] Miz
    Yeah, yeah, welcome.
[02:24] Shi
    So God doesn't create
    every single animal himself?
[02:28] Ued
    There are just too many, so he outsourced
     their design and creation to us.
[02:33] Ued
    We're an OEM, manufacturing
    with the customer's branding.
[02:38] Ued
    And God is our client.
[02:40] Shi
    That's very illuminating!
[02:42] Ued
    It's time for the meeting.
    I hope you're ready.
[02:46] Shi
    Yes!
[02:47] Tsu
    Starting today, a new angel,
    Shimoda-kun, will be joining us.
[02:52] Shi
    I'm so excited to be here!
[02:53] Tsu
    Great.
[02:55] Tsu
    I'll jump right into the first agenda item.
[02:57] Tsu
    The order from the client
    we'll discuss today is:
[03:00] Tsu
    "An animal that can eat leaves
    that are really high up."
[03:04] Tsu
    There are three suggestions so far.
[03:07] Tsu
    We'll start with mine.
[03:10] Shi
    Wow, a pegasus!
[03:12] Shi
    Indeed, a flying animal
     can reach leaves anywhere.
[03:17] Miz
    Chief Saturn, a horse again?
[03:20] Tsu
    Is there a problem?
[03:21] Tsu
    The horse design can be
    infinitely refactored.
[03:24] Ued
    Chief Saturn's best-known
    work is the horse.
[03:27] Shi
    That's a masterpiece!
[03:29] Ued
    Yes, but because the horse
     is such a masterpiece,
[03:33] Ued
    he now bases all of his designs on it.
[03:35] Tsu
    Let's see the next
    suggestion, Mercury-kun.
[03:38] Miz
    Right.
[03:39] Miz
    This is the Ping Pong Tree.
[03:41] Kim
    I-Is this an animal?
[03:43] Kim
    Rather than eating leaves that are high up,
[03:46] Kim
    it looks more like a
    plant that gets eaten.
[03:50] Miz
    I am not afraid of being innovative,
    and I endeavor to design
[03:53] Miz
    something that is not constrained
    by established norms.
[03:55] Kim
    Yeah, I think you went too far.
[03:58] Miz
    It can grow and shrink in length at will.
[04:01] Miz
    And it captures prey with these balls.
[04:05] Kan
    Ew, gross!
[04:07] Kan
    Why would you design
    something like that?
[04:09] Kan
    It's not beautiful.
[04:11] Mei
    Really? I like it.
[04:13] Uma
    Yeah, Pluto-chan has come up
    with carnivorous plants before.
[04:17] Uma
    I can see why you like it.
[04:19] Shi
    Carnivorous plants...
[04:20] Ued
    She's a designer, as well. Her
     best-known work is the poisonous frog.
[04:25] Tsu
    Now, on to the last suggestion.
[04:27] Tsu
    Neptune-kun came up with
    this long-necked deer.
[04:31] Uma
    Well, if it's an animal that can
     eat leaves from the top of trees,
[04:36] Uma
    I figured a long neck would help,
     so I tried that.
[04:40] All
    That's so simple.
[04:42] Tsu
    Such a simple idea, Neptune-kun.
[04:44] Uma
    It is, huh?
[04:46] Tsu
    Anyway, let's toss it to the
    engineer to see if it could work
[04:49] Tsu
    when we let it loose on Earth.
[04:51] Shi
    Engineer?
[04:53] Ued
    Designs must pass a number of tests
    so we're sure they'll survive on Earth,
SIGN    Prototype Lab
[04:58] Ued
    Hence this prototype lab.
[05:01] Ued
    You submit the design proposals
    to the engineer here.
[05:04] Tsu
    The engineer makes prototypes based on
    our designs to see if they are viable.
[05:10] Shi
    So there's even a mechanical department!
[05:13] Shi
    Oh, the door opened.
[05:15] Tsu
    That was rather quick.
[05:19] Hig
    Saturn-san...
[05:20] Hig
    I recall telling you that
     we cannot make a pegasus.
[05:24] Tsu
    Mars-san, I was hoping
    that you could do it anyway.
[05:26] Tsu
    I mean, it's cool. It's a horse.
[05:28] Hig
    An animal this big cannot fly!
[05:31] Hig
    I've told you time and time again!
[05:33] Hig
    Please accept it already!
[05:35] Ued
    That's Mars-san, our engineer.
[05:37] Hig
    There's not enough muscle mass
    to use those wings to fly.
[05:40] Kane
    That's right. Making an animal
    fly is a real challenge.
[05:44] Kane
    Making it lighter wasn't easy,
    so I had to make the bones
[05:47] Kane
    and the feather stems hollow, dial up
    its excretion frequency, and so on.
SIGN    Hollow Inside
[05:51] Kane
    The pursuit of beauty isn't trivial.
[05:54] Shi
    So, basically, making a
    pegasus reality means...
[05:57] Shi
    a mega-buff muscle horse that
    rapid-fires dung all over?
SIGN    Rat-tat-tat
SIGN    Rat-tat-tat
SIGN    Rat-tat-tat
[06:04] Hig
    That's why it's impossible.
SIGN    Rejected
[06:05] Tsu
    Oh, no.
[06:08] Hig
    And Mercury-san, your
    Ping Pong Tree also won't work.
[06:12] Hig
    It couldn't handle gravity.
SIGN    Rejected
[06:15] Hig
    Which leaves us with this long-necked deer.
     It won't work like this, though.
[06:19] Uma
    Really? It should be able to eat...
[06:22] Hig
    I figured you'd say that, so I made
    it according to your original design.
[06:35] Hig
    Cerebral anemia.
[06:37] Hig
    If the neck is 10 meters long,
    you need a 1.5 ton heart
[06:41] Hig
    to transport the blood to the head.
[06:43] Hig
    That's why it immediately
    collapses from lightheadedness.
[06:46] Shi
    The poor thing!
[06:47] Uma
    Then how about making the
    legs longer instead?
[06:50] Miz
    How will it drink water?
[06:53] Miz
    That won't work.
[06:54] Kan
    Then how about something in between?
[06:56] Shi
    Right.
[06:57] Shi
    Then both leaves and
    water will be reachable!
[06:59] Miz
    It also relieves pressure on the heart
    and solves the lightheadedness.
[07:04] Hig
    All right, I'll take it back
    and make another prototype.
[07:06] Hig
    But despite being this big,
    this pup only eats leaves, right?
[07:09] Hig
    I wonder if it can sustain itself.
[07:11] Kim
    Then why not make it like the
    cows I made a while back?
SIGN    Bacteria
[07:15] Kim
    They keep bacteria in their gut
    that turns leaves into protein.
[07:19] Kim
    With those, even a large
    animal can be an herbivore.
[07:22] Hig
    Okay, I'll try that.
[07:25] Kim
    I'll come, too. I want to taste it.
[07:27] Miz
    As soon as he makes an animal,
    he does a taste test.
[07:30] Shi
    A real diversity of ideas here, huh?
SIGN    And then...
[07:35] Hig
    It's done.
[07:38] Uma
    It's so big that it bonks its head.
[07:40] Uma
    Should we add horns?
[07:42] Mei
    That's not a deer anymore.
[07:44] Tsu
    How about adding some horse elements
    to its face, something horsey?
[07:47] Kim
    It already tastes good
    without horseradish.
[07:49] Mei
    Stop horsing around.
[07:51] Kan
    It's a bit sad without decoration.
[07:53] Kan
    I'll come up with something!
[07:56] Ued
    Oh, Shimoda-kun, did you just...
[07:59] Shi
    I got a message from God.
[08:01] Shi
    God has spoken!
SIGN    Giraffe
SIGN    Accepted
[08:07] God
    Accepted!
[08:09] Shi
    Wow, it's the birth of a new life form!
[08:13] Tsu
    Shimoda-kun, congratulations for
    finishing your first assignment!
[08:18] Hig
    I told you it's not getting enough protein.
[08:22] Ued
    God has spoken again!
SIGN    Ping Pong
     Tree Sponge
SIGN    Accepted
[08:24] God
    Accepted!
[08:26] Miz
    Seriously?
SIGN    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist
[08:28] Ken
    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures
    That Really Exist!
[08:32] Shi
    They're up to five meters tall.
[08:34] Shi
    In the wild, they even sleep standing up.
[08:37] Hig
    They give birth standing up, as well.
[08:39] Hig
    The distance of their butt from
    the ground is about two meters.
[08:42] Shi
    Wait, what about the babies then?
[08:43] Hig
    The moment they are born, they fall
    two meters and smack the ground!
[08:47] Shi
    That's terrible!
[08:48] Hig
    They have soft, tender bodies
    so that they don't get hurt.
[08:52] Hig
    This is how they drink water.
[08:55] Shi
    Wouldn't the blood rush to their heads?
[08:57] Hig
    There's an organ near the brain that
    stores excess blood, so they're fine.
[09:01] Shi
    They're really well tuned!
[09:11] Miz
    Among the tens of thousands
    of designs we create,
[09:14] Miz
    one will stand out and change everything.
[09:18] Miz
    This is Saturn-san's
    masterpiece, the horse.
[09:21] Miz
    I wanted to add some
    revolutionary ideas to it.
[09:25] Miz
    Front legs? Unnecessary.
[09:27] Miz
    Hind legs? Unnecessary.
[09:30] Miz
    There's no need to have a separate
    hole for intercourse and excretion.
[09:35] Miz
    Thus, let me introduce this
    revolutionary animal to you.
[09:43] Miz
    It's the snake.
[09:45] Kan
    I hate this!
[09:47] Kan
    Why did our client allow this one to pass?!
[09:50] Miz
    Obviously, because the snake's
    design is excellent.
[09:53] Kan
    I'm so pissed!
[09:54] Shi
    I-Is something wrong?
[09:55] Miz
    That was an unexpected turn of events.
[09:58] Kim
    Sometimes we are curious about how
    the animals we designed are doing,
[10:02] Kim
    so we take a peek at Earth.
[10:04] Miz
    Indeed. The bird class that Venus
    did is designed really well.
SIGN    Weaver
     Bird
SIGN    Cry
[10:08] Miz
    Especially their eggs.
SIGN    Weaver
     Bird
SIGN    Cry
SIGN    I love
     these
     eggs ♥
SIGN    Egg-Eating Snake
[10:10] Kan
    What kind of snake only eats
    a certain bird's eggs?
[10:13] Kan
    A freaking gourmet?!
[10:14] Kim
    It's fine! It means they're just that delicious.
[10:16] Kan
    It's not fine!
[10:18] Miz
    Incidentally, with its simple body shape,
[10:20] Miz
    the snake can move, climb, and capture prey.
[10:24] Kan
    The more I hear, the more that
    thing sounds like it's cheating!
[10:27] Kan
    I really want to see that snake suffer!
[10:29] ---
    But how to do it...
[10:32] Kim
    How about an egg that's hard to eat?
[10:34] Shi
    Good idea. Mercury-san,
    you should help, too.
[10:37] Miz
    How about adding spikes to the egg, then?
[10:40] Shi
    That would definitely hurt the
    mother when she's laying them!
[10:43] Miz
    Then how about having the egg
    stick to the parent's belly?
SIGN    Stick
[10:45] Miz
    The egg could walk.
[10:47] Miz
    Or the parent could wrap it
    in a cloth and carry it.
[10:50] Kan
    Something serious, please?
[10:52] Miz
    Then why not just make the shell so
    tough the snake can't digest it?
[10:56] Shi
    That's good! Right?
[10:59] Kim
    Let's have Mars-san make it.
[11:02] Hig
    Here you go.
[11:03] Kan
    Soon the chick will be born.
[11:13] Shi
    Oh no, it exhausted itself!
[11:16] Kim
    How about making it hatch faster
    when it senses a snake approaching?
[11:19] Hgi
    Here you go.
[11:24] Shi
    It hatched!
[11:26] Shi
    Of course.
[11:28] Kan
    It's fine, it's just for the demo.
[11:31] Kan
    Ask Mars-san to take it out.
[11:33] Shi
    Okay.
[11:36] Kim
    That's too bad. It was able to
    sense the snake's vibrations...
[11:40] Kim
    How about making it jump
    out of the nest to escape?
[11:42] Miz
    That's jumping from
    the frying pan into the fire.
[11:46] Kim
    Yeah, they wouldn't be able to fly yet.
[11:48] Shi
    The poor thing!
[11:50] Kim
    I guess that won't work unless they can
    fully move right after being born.
[11:53] Kim
    Something like tadpoles.
[11:55] Shi
    Oh, "new and fun frogs" are always welcome.
[11:59] Kim
    All right, then I'll try submitting that idea.
[12:02] Miz
    Well, basically, the snake has no weaknesses.
[12:06] Miz
    By the way, the snake can smell by tasting
    particles in the air with its tongue.
[12:12] Kan
    Th-That smug face again!
[12:14] Kan
    The snake and you both
    piss me off so much!
[12:16] Kan
    Just you wait! The birds won't
    be the helpless victims forever!
SIGN    Days Later
[12:20] Shi
    Jupiter-san!
[12:22] Shi
    Your idea from the other day for the frog
    that can evade snakes got accepted!
SIGN    Accepted
SIGN    Red-Eyed
     Tree Frog
[12:28] Kim
    Really?
[12:29] Kim
    Oh, so it passed.
[12:31] Kan
    What kind of tweaks did
    you do? Please tell me!
[12:34] Kim
    Well, as long as the snake
    is just looking at them,
[12:37] Kim
    the hatching won't begin.
[12:39] Kim
    But as soon as the snake strikes,
[12:42] Kim
    the tadpoles sense the vibrations
    and escape into the water.
[12:45] Kan
    That's so clever!
[12:47] Kan
    I'm jealous. My birdies
    still can't do anything.
[12:52] Shi
    Venus-san...
[12:54] Kim
    Let's try thinking about it
     from the beginning.
[12:57] Kim
    So, the snake is approaching.
[13:00] Kim
    What happens next?
[13:02] Kan
    It's hard. Even if they go higher,
    the snake will just climb after them.
[13:06] Kan
    Freaking snakes... Freaking Mercury!
[13:10] Kim
    Couldn't the parent run away with the nest?
[13:13] Kan
    That's as ridiculous as the cloth
    carrier idea that Mercury had.
[13:16] Kan
    Oh, but wait.
[13:18] Kan
    Wouldn't a nest like this
    make it harder to eat the eggs?
[13:18] ---
    Cross-Section
[13:20] Kan
    If the nest is open on the bottom,
    the birdies can fly in,
[13:24] Kan
    but the snakes would fall down, right?
[13:26] Kim
    I see! So let's come up with a
    bird that makes hanging nests!
[13:30] Kan
    It can't be a new species! I want to
    get revenge on that gourmet snake!
[13:34] Kim
    So you'll do an update.
[13:36] Kan
    Yes.
[13:37] Shi
    An update?
[13:39] Kim
    Oh, Shimoda-kun, you don't know yet.
[13:41] Kan
    It means adding new features
    to existing creatures.
[13:45] Kan
    How about this design?
SIGN    Accepted
SIGN    Weaver Bird
[13:48] God
    Update!
[13:51] Kan
    I'm so happy!
[13:52] Kim
    Now they won't be easy prey for the snakes.
SIGN    More Days Later...
[13:57] Shi
    Good morning—
[14:01] Shi
    Wh-What happened to Venus-san?
[14:04] Mei
    No clue. She's been like that since
    she looked down at Earth.
[14:08] Kim
    Apparently, the situation with
    the updated bird is escalating.
[14:12] Tsu
    The birds enhance their nests.
    The snakes redouble their attack intensity.
[14:16] Tsu
    Rinse, repeat.
[14:17] Miz
    Want to look?
SIGN    Type of Weaver Bird
    (Sociable Weaver)
[14:22] Shi
    It looks like a dungeon.
[14:25] Kan
    It's not beautiful!
[14:26] Kan
    And even though they're trying so hard,
     the snakes still keep coming.
[14:31] Kan
    The birdies really do take
    after me! They're so brave.
[14:34] Miz
    You mean insane?
[14:38] Kan
    That's why I thought of a new bird.
[14:41] Kan
    Is it possible for me to present
    something to the client?
[14:44] Shi
    Uh, sure.
[14:45] Shi
    The bird class is also always welcome.
[14:51] Shi
    God has spoken!
SIGN    Accepted
SIGN    Secretary
     Bird
[14:53] God
    Accepted!
[14:55] Kan
    Yay!
[14:55] Miz
    How?!
[14:57] Miz
    This design has gone off the rails in regard
     to both personal resentment and taste!
[15:00] Miz
    Why did the client give this one a pass?
[15:04] Kan
    Probably because my bird
    design is excellent.
[15:10] Miz
    No, my adorable snake!
SIGN    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist
[15:14] Ken
    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures
    That Really Exist!
[15:17] Mei
    Its red eyes make it so cute!
     Is it poisonous?
[15:20] Kim
    Nope.
[15:21] Kim
    The purpose of these red eyes is to flash
    them at the enemies to startle them.
[15:26] Mei
    And while the enemy is hesitating,
    they make their escape.
[15:29] Kim
    They are seriously amazing at running away.
[15:31] Mei
    I mean, they have the ability to escape
    even when they're in the egg!
[15:35] Mei
    Besides snakes, they can also
    sense floods or droughts,
[15:38] Mei
    and turn into tadpoles early
    when they feel imminent danger.
[15:41] Mei
    The red-eyed tree frog is a natural-born−
     No, a pre-birth master of danger mitigation!
[15:47] Mei
    Jupiter-san, do you like frogs?
[15:49] Kim
    I do! I mean, they're tasty!
[15:56] Kim
    I kinda want to eat something tasty.
[15:59] Shi
    Should we have a coffee break?
[16:00] Kim
    I don't mean right now.
[16:03] Shi
    Oh, then I'll make cream puffs
     for the next time.
[16:05] Uma
    Shimoda-kun, you can make pastries?
[16:08] Kim
    No, what I meant is that
    I want to eat a tasty creature.
[16:13] Kim
    All right! Let's make a tasty animal!
[16:16] Shi
    H-He's talking like he's about to cook...
[16:19] Uma
    There goes Jupiter-kun's bad habit.
[16:22] Kim
    Hey, Shimoda-kun and Neptune-san,
    what are you designing?
[16:26] Kim
    Can I do a taste test?
[16:28] Uma
    N-Nothing's really done yet!
[16:30] Kim
    Oh, don't be like that.
    Let me see! I can help!
[16:35] Shi
    Does this always happen?
[16:37] Kim
    You know, you always treat me
    like I'm some weird freak,
[16:41] Kim
    but the Earth is built on the
    principle of the food chain.
[16:44] Kim
    Taste is very important!
[16:47] Kim
    Its face is so slim!
[16:49] Kim
    What kind of creature is this?
[16:52] Shi
    Neptune-san is currently
    working on an order from God.
[16:56] Shi
    It has to be an animal
    that eats tiny amounts.
[16:58] Uma
    But nothing's settled yet. It's a rough draft!
[17:01] Hig
    Neptune-san, I finished
    that prototype you wanted.
[17:04] Hig
    Want to go to Galapagos Island?
[17:06] Shi
    Galapagos Island?
[17:07] Hig
    It's an island for testing if prototypes
     will survive the conditions present on Earth.
[17:11] Hig
    It's actually on Earth.
[17:12] Shi
    I've never been to Earth!
[17:14] Shi
    I would love to go!
[17:15] Kim
    All right, let's all go have a barbecue!
SIGN    Testing Island
     Galapagos
[17:30] Shi
    It's... plain.
[17:32] Hig
    This is its default state.
[17:34] Hig
    We run tests by applying themes with
    various conditions to the island.
[17:48] Shi
    Wow, even the temperature
    and humidity changed.
[17:52] Hig
    And this is what Neptune-san
     asked me to make.
[17:55] Hig
    It's an animal that eats ants one by one.
[17:57] Hig
    As requested, I made the tongue long
    so it can eat ants from ant hills.
[18:02] Hig
    If you have any other requests,
    now's the time to ask.
[18:11] Shi
    What is this pose?!
[18:13] Uma
    A threat! It's agonistic behavior!
[18:15] Kim
    I like it!
[18:17] Kim
    It eats ants, and it's not that fast.
[18:20] Kim
    I think this one's yummy!
[18:22] Shi
    You can tell just from that?
[18:24] Kim
    In my experience, most animals that
    eat plants or insects are tasty.
[18:30] Kim
    The less muscle mass they have,
    the tastier they are.
[18:33] Kim
    Yes, I bet this one's delicious!
[18:36] Shi
    I... I see.
[18:39] Kim
    That buff lion tasted super horrid.
[18:42] Hig
    Most carnivores don't taste good.
[18:44] Kim
    They're more tender if
    they have less muscle.
[18:47] Hig
    The slow animals tend to melt in your mouth.
[18:50] Hig
    It's because they have more
    unsaturated fatty acids.
SIGN    Unsaturated Fatty Acids
[18:53] Shi
    Speaking of, you know how a chicken's
    breast and thigh meat taste different?
SIGN    Breast
SIGN    Thigh
[18:56] Shi
    That's because they're
    different types of muscle.
SIGN    Tires Quickly
SIGN    Doesn't Tire Easily
[19:00] Hig
    The chest muscles have
     explosive power and tire quickly,
[19:03] Hig
    while the thigh has endurance muscles
    that don't tire so easily.
[19:06] Hig
    That means the breast meat
     ends up being drier.
[19:09] Kim
    In other words, a marathon runner tastes
    better than a 100-meter sprinter.
[19:14] Shi
    That analogy scares me!
[19:19] Kim
    Oh, that's the animal I came up with,
    the "lively sausage" (a working title).
[19:25] Shi
    It's literally a sausage, isn't it?
[19:27] Hig
    I did make it according to your request,
[19:31] Hig
    but it's got no eyes and no legs,
     and doesn't run away.
[19:33] Hig
    If it's tasty, it's guaranteed to go extinct.
[19:36] Hig
    Why not give it at least some mobility?
[19:38] Kim
    Sounds good!
[19:39] Uma
    Hang on!
[19:40] Uma
    The reason we from the design
    team do taste tests is to add
[19:45] Uma
    other abilities to make it easier
    for the tasty animals to survive!
SIGN    Crap!
     I'm super delicious!
SIGN    I'll hide in
     these thorns!
[19:49] Uma
    And yet here you are, making animals
    that are just easy to eat.
[19:53] Kim
    Don't worry, Neptune-san.
[19:55] Kim
    This sausage (working title) contains an
    alkaloid that many animals dislike.
[20:02] Kim
    Yes, it's capsaicin!
[20:05] Uma
    That's...
[20:06] Shi
    That's what makes chili peppers spicy.
[20:08] Shi
    So it's just a spicy sausage!
[20:10] Hig
    So good!
[20:12] Shi
    When did you...
[20:13] Hig
    These spicy sausages are the best!
[20:15] Uma
    Jupiter-kun, capsaicin won't work on birds,
[20:19] Hig
    so you should probably
    add some other poison.
[20:22] Kim
    Oh, I guess.
[20:24] Hig
    Well, let's think about it while we eat.
[20:26] Kim
    Agreed!
[20:29] Shi
    The flavor is just being
    recreated from data.
[20:32] Shi
    We should keep the food chain in mind, too.
[20:35] Uma
    Well, then Jupiter-kun must
    undeniably be at the top of it.
[20:39] Kim
    It's really good!
[20:41] Uma
    This is no good! It needs
    to have more defense...
[20:45] Hig
    Oh boy, you made major
    changes to the design.
[20:49] Hig
    I'll have to remake it, then.
[20:51] Uma
    I'm sorry.
[20:52] Hig
    But there's an animal that you
    could take notes from. Wanna see?
[20:57] Kim
    I do! I want to sample it!
[20:59] Hig
    Hold on.
[21:02] Kim
    I wonder what it'll taste like.
[21:04] Shi
    O-On Earth, I guess it's survival of the fittest...
[21:08] Hig
    Hey, the glyptodont is here.
[21:22] Shi
    Jupiter-san!
[21:24] Shi
    God has spoken!
SIGN    Anteater
SIGN    Accepted
SIGN    Accepted
SIGN    Armadillo
[21:26] God
    Accepted!
[21:28] Uma
    Wha? Right now?
SIGN    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist
[21:32] Ken
    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures
    That Really Exist!
[21:36] Kan
    It's so cute.
[21:37] Uma
    But it's got long claws,
    and it's not just cute.
[21:40] Uma
    The anteater will go into its
    threat pose, so take a look.
[21:45] Both
    So cute!
[21:47] Kan
    So it is just cute.
[21:49] Kan
    The armadillo! It's a relative
    of the anteater, right?
[21:52] Uma
    The ones with the armor are the armadillos,
[21:54] Uma
    and the ones without are the anteaters.
[21:56] Kan
    It's in such a nice ball shape.
[21:58] Uma
    It's really strong this way!
    It can even reflect bullets.
[22:01] Kan
    Amazing! And cute!
[22:12] Kim
    Oh, man... I saw Heaven.
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