# E1 - Idea 1
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**[00:03] Nar**
* In the beginning, God created*
* the heavens and the earth.*
**[00:07] Nar**
*He followed them*
**[00:11] Nar**
*with light, waters, and the land.*
**[00:15] Nar**
* Then he created the many animals*
* that would inhabit it.*
**[00:20] Nar**
*Or... that was the plan.*
**[00:23] Nar**
*It got too tedious, so he outsourced it.*
***SIGN*** Heaven's Design Team
**[02:00] Ued**
This is Heaven's design team,
**[02:03] Ued**
the department where animals are created.
**[02:06] Ued**
Shimoda-kun, as the newly-hired angel,
**[02:09] Ued**
you'll be responsible for communication
between the team and God.
**[02:12] Shi**
Yes, I will do my best!
**[02:14] Miz**
Ueda-san, is that the new guy?
**[02:17] Ued**
Yes, be nice to him.
**[02:19] Shi**
My name is Sh-Shimoda. It's nice to meet you!
**[02:22] Miz**
Yeah, yeah, welcome.
**[02:24] Shi**
So God doesn't create
every single animal himself?
**[02:28] Ued**
There are just too many, so he outsourced
their design and creation to us.
**[02:33] Ued**
We're an OEM, manufacturing
with the customer's branding.
**[02:38] Ued**
And God is our client.
**[02:40] Shi**
That's very illuminating!
**[02:42] Ued**
It's time for the meeting.
I hope you're ready.
**[02:46] Shi**
Yes!
**[02:47] Tsu**
Starting today, a new angel,
Shimoda-kun, will be joining us.
**[02:52] Shi**
I'm so excited to be here!
**[02:53] Tsu**
Great.
**[02:55] Tsu**
I'll jump right into the first agenda item.
**[02:57] Tsu**
The order from the client
we'll discuss today is:
**[03:00] Tsu**
"An animal that can eat leaves
that are really high up."
**[03:04] Tsu**
There are three suggestions so far.
**[03:07] Tsu**
We'll start with mine.
**[03:10] Shi**
Wow, a pegasus!
**[03:12] Shi**
Indeed, a flying animal
can reach leaves anywhere.
**[03:17] Miz**
Chief Saturn, a horse again?
**[03:20] Tsu**
Is there a problem?
**[03:21] Tsu**
The horse design can be
infinitely refactored.
**[03:24] Ued**
Chief Saturn's best-known
work is the horse.
**[03:27] Shi**
That's a masterpiece!
**[03:29] Ued**
Yes, but because the horse
is such a masterpiece,
**[03:33] Ued**
he now bases all of his designs on it.
**[03:35] Tsu**
Let's see the next
suggestion, Mercury-kun.
**[03:38] Miz**
Right.
**[03:39] Miz**
This is the Ping Pong Tree.
**[03:41] Kim**
I-Is this an animal?
**[03:43] Kim**
Rather than eating leaves that are high up,
**[03:46] Kim**
it looks more like a
plant that gets eaten.
**[03:50] Miz**
I am not afraid of being innovative,
and I endeavor to design
**[03:53] Miz**
something that is not constrained
by established norms.
**[03:55] Kim**
Yeah, I think you went too far.
**[03:58] Miz**
It can grow and shrink in length at will.
**[04:01] Miz**
And it captures prey with these balls.
**[04:05] Kan**
Ew, gross!
**[04:07] Kan**
Why would you design
something like that?
**[04:09] Kan**
It's not beautiful.
**[04:11] Mei**
Really? I like it.
**[04:13] Uma**
Yeah, Pluto-chan has come up
with carnivorous plants before.
**[04:17] Uma**
I can see why you like it.
**[04:19] Shi**
Carnivorous plants...
**[04:20] Ued**
She's a designer, as well. Her
best-known work is the poisonous frog.
**[04:25] Tsu**
Now, on to the last suggestion.
**[04:27] Tsu**
Neptune-kun came up with
this long-necked deer.
**[04:31] Uma**
Well, if it's an animal that can
eat leaves from the top of trees,
**[04:36] Uma**
I figured a long neck would help,
so I tried that.
**[04:40] All**
*That's so simple.*
**[04:42] Tsu**
Such a simple idea, Neptune-kun.
**[04:44] Uma**
It is, huh?
**[04:46] Tsu**
Anyway, let's toss it to the
engineer to see if it could work
**[04:49] Tsu**
when we let it loose on Earth.
**[04:51] Shi**
Engineer?
**[04:53] Ued**
Designs must pass a number of tests
so we're sure they'll survive on Earth,
***SIGN*** Prototype Lab
**[04:58] Ued**
Hence this prototype lab.
**[05:01] Ued**
You submit the design proposals
to the engineer here.
**[05:04] Tsu**
The engineer makes prototypes based on
our designs to see if they are viable.
**[05:10] Shi**
So there's even a mechanical department!
**[05:13] Shi**
Oh, the door opened.
**[05:15] Tsu**
That was rather quick.
**[05:19] Hig**
Saturn-san...
**[05:20] Hig**
I recall telling you that
we cannot make a pegasus.
**[05:24] Tsu**
Mars-san, I was hoping
that you could do it anyway.
**[05:26] Tsu**
I mean, it's cool. It's a horse.
**[05:28] Hig**
An animal this big cannot fly!
**[05:31] Hig**
I've told you time and time again!
**[05:33] Hig**
Please accept it already!
**[05:35] Ued**
That's Mars-san, our engineer.
**[05:37] Hig**
There's not enough muscle mass
to use those wings to fly.
**[05:40] Kane**
That's right. Making an animal
fly is a real challenge.
**[05:44] Kane**
Making it lighter wasn't easy,
so I had to make the bones
**[05:47] Kane**
and the feather stems hollow, dial up
its excretion frequency, and so on.
***SIGN*** Hollow Inside
**[05:51] Kane**
The pursuit of beauty isn't trivial.
**[05:54] Shi**
So, basically, making a
pegasus reality means...
**[05:57] Shi**
a mega-buff muscle horse that
rapid-fires dung all over?
***SIGN*** Rat-tat-tat
***SIGN*** Rat-tat-tat
***SIGN*** Rat-tat-tat
**[06:04] Hig**
That's why it's impossible.
***SIGN*** Rejected
**[06:05] Tsu**
Oh, no.
**[06:08] Hig**
And Mercury-san, your
Ping Pong Tree also won't work.
**[06:12] Hig**
It couldn't handle gravity.
***SIGN*** Rejected
**[06:15] Hig**
Which leaves us with this long-necked deer.
It won't work like this, though.
**[06:19] Uma**
Really? It should be able to eat...
**[06:22] Hig**
I figured you'd say that, so I made
it according to your original design.
**[06:35] Hig**
Cerebral anemia.
**[06:37] Hig**
If the neck is 10 meters long,
you need a 1.5 ton heart
**[06:41] Hig**
to transport the blood to the head.
**[06:43] Hig**
That's why it immediately
collapses from lightheadedness.
**[06:46] Shi**
The poor thing!
**[06:47] Uma**
Then how about making the
legs longer instead?
**[06:50] Miz**
How will it drink water?
**[06:53] Miz**
That won't work.
**[06:54] Kan**
Then how about something in between?
**[06:56] Shi**
Right.
**[06:57] Shi**
Then both leaves and
water will be reachable!
**[06:59] Miz**
It also relieves pressure on the heart
and solves the lightheadedness.
**[07:04] Hig**
All right, I'll take it back
and make another prototype.
**[07:06] Hig**
But despite being this big,
this pup only eats leaves, right?
**[07:09] Hig**
I wonder if it can sustain itself.
**[07:11] Kim**
Then why not make it like the
cows I made a while back?
***SIGN*** Bacteria
**[07:15] Kim**
They keep bacteria in their gut
that turns leaves into protein.
**[07:19] Kim**
With those, even a large
animal can be an herbivore.
**[07:22] Hig**
Okay, I'll try that.
**[07:25] Kim**
I'll come, too. I want to taste it.
**[07:27] Miz**
As soon as he makes an animal,
he does a taste test.
**[07:30] Shi**
A real diversity of ideas here, huh?
***SIGN*** And then...
**[07:35] Hig**
It's done.
**[07:38] Uma**
It's so big that it bonks its head.
**[07:40] Uma**
Should we add horns?
**[07:42] Mei**
That's not a deer anymore.
**[07:44] Tsu**
How about adding some horse elements
to its face, something horsey?
**[07:47] Kim**
It already tastes good
without horseradish.
**[07:49] Mei**
Stop horsing around.
**[07:51] Kan**
It's a bit sad without decoration.
**[07:53] Kan**
I'll come up with something!
**[07:56] Ued**
Oh, Shimoda-kun, did you just...
**[07:59] Shi**
I got a message from God.
**[08:01] Shi**
God has spoken!
***SIGN*** Giraffe
***SIGN*** Accepted
**[08:07] God**
Accepted!
**[08:09] Shi**
Wow, it's the birth of a new life form!
**[08:13] Tsu**
Shimoda-kun, congratulations for
finishing your first assignment!
**[08:18] Hig**
I told you it's not getting enough protein.
**[08:22] Ued**
God has spoken again!
***SIGN*** Ping Pong
Tree Sponge
***SIGN*** Accepted
**[08:24] God**
Accepted!
**[08:26] Miz**
Seriously?
***SIGN*** The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist
**[08:28] Ken**
The Illustrated Guide to Creatures
That Really Exist!
**[08:32] Shi**
They're up to five meters tall.
**[08:34] Shi**
In the wild, they even sleep standing up.
**[08:37] Hig**
They give birth standing up, as well.
**[08:39] Hig**
The distance of their butt from
the ground is about two meters.
**[08:42] Shi**
Wait, what about the babies then?
**[08:43] Hig**
The moment they are born, they fall
two meters and smack the ground!
**[08:47] Shi**
That's terrible!
**[08:48] Hig**
They have soft, tender bodies
so that they don't get hurt.
**[08:52] Hig**
This is how they drink water.
**[08:55] Shi**
Wouldn't the blood rush to their heads?
**[08:57] Hig**
There's an organ near the brain that
stores excess blood, so they're fine.
**[09:01] Shi**
They're really well tuned!
**[09:11] Miz**
Among the tens of thousands
of designs we create,
**[09:14] Miz**
one will stand out and change everything.
**[09:18] Miz**
This is Saturn-san's
masterpiece, the horse.
**[09:21] Miz**
I wanted to add some
revolutionary ideas to it.
**[09:25] Miz**
Front legs? Unnecessary.
**[09:27] Miz**
Hind legs? Unnecessary.
**[09:30] Miz**
There's no need to have a separate
hole for intercourse and excretion.
**[09:35] Miz**
Thus, let me introduce this
revolutionary animal to you.
**[09:43] Miz**
It's the snake.
**[09:45] Kan**
I hate this!
**[09:47] Kan**
Why did our client allow this one to pass?!
**[09:50] Miz**
Obviously, because the snake's
design is excellent.
**[09:53] Kan**
I'm so pissed!
**[09:54] Shi**
I-Is something wrong?
**[09:55] Miz**
That was an unexpected turn of events.
**[09:58] Kim**
Sometimes we are curious about how
the animals we designed are doing,
**[10:02] Kim**
so we take a peek at Earth.
**[10:04] Miz**
Indeed. The bird class that Venus
did is designed really well.
***SIGN*** Weaver
Bird
***SIGN*** Cry
**[10:08] Miz**
Especially their eggs.
***SIGN*** Weaver
Bird
***SIGN*** Cry
***SIGN*** I love
these
eggs ♥
***SIGN*** Egg-Eating Snake
**[10:10] Kan**
What kind of snake only eats
a certain bird's eggs?
**[10:13] Kan**
A freaking gourmet?!
**[10:14] Kim**
It's fine! It means they're just that delicious.
**[10:16] Kan**
It's not fine!
**[10:18] Miz**
Incidentally, with its simple body shape,
**[10:20] Miz**
the snake can move, climb, and capture prey.
**[10:24] Kan**
The more I hear, the more that
thing sounds like it's cheating!
**[10:27] Kan**
I really want to see that snake suffer!
**[10:29] ---**
But how to do it...
**[10:32] Kim**
How about an egg that's hard to eat?
**[10:34] Shi**
Good idea. Mercury-san,
you should help, too.
**[10:37] Miz**
How about adding spikes to the egg, then?
**[10:40] Shi**
That would definitely hurt the
mother when she's laying them!
**[10:43] Miz**
Then how about having the egg
stick to the parent's belly?
***SIGN*** Stick
**[10:45] Miz**
The egg could walk.
**[10:47] Miz**
Or the parent could wrap it
in a cloth and carry it.
**[10:50] Kan**
Something serious, please?
**[10:52] Miz**
Then why not just make the shell so
tough the snake can't digest it?
**[10:56] Shi**
That's good! Right?
**[10:59] Kim**
Let's have Mars-san make it.
**[11:02] Hig**
Here you go.
**[11:03] Kan**
Soon the chick will be born.
**[11:13] Shi**
Oh no, it exhausted itself!
**[11:16] Kim**
How about making it hatch faster
when it senses a snake approaching?
**[11:19] Hgi**
Here you go.
**[11:24] Shi**
It hatched!
**[11:26] Shi**
Of course.
**[11:28] Kan**
It's fine, it's just for the demo.
**[11:31] Kan**
Ask Mars-san to take it out.
**[11:33] Shi**
Okay.
**[11:36] Kim**
That's too bad. It was able to
sense the snake's vibrations...
**[11:40] Kim**
How about making it jump
out of the nest to escape?
**[11:42] Miz**
That's jumping from
the frying pan into the fire.
**[11:46] Kim**
Yeah, they wouldn't be able to fly yet.
**[11:48] Shi**
The poor thing!
**[11:50] Kim**
I guess that won't work unless they can
fully move right after being born.
**[11:53] Kim**
Something like tadpoles.
**[11:55] Shi**
Oh, "new and fun frogs" are always welcome.
**[11:59] Kim**
All right, then I'll try submitting that idea.
**[12:02] Miz**
Well, basically, the snake has no weaknesses.
**[12:06] Miz**
By the way, the snake can smell by tasting
particles in the air with its tongue.
**[12:12] Kan**
Th-That smug face again!
**[12:14] Kan**
The snake and you both
piss me off so much!
**[12:16] Kan**
Just you wait! The birds won't
be the helpless victims forever!
***SIGN*** Days Later
**[12:20] Shi**
Jupiter-san!
**[12:22] Shi**
Your idea from the other day for the frog
that can evade snakes got accepted!
***SIGN*** Accepted
***SIGN*** Red-Eyed
Tree Frog
**[12:28] Kim**
Really?
**[12:29] Kim**
Oh, so it passed.
**[12:31] Kan**
What kind of tweaks did
you do? Please tell me!
**[12:34] Kim**
Well, as long as the snake
is just looking at them,
**[12:37] Kim**
the hatching won't begin.
**[12:39] Kim**
But as soon as the snake strikes,
**[12:42] Kim**
the tadpoles sense the vibrations
and escape into the water.
**[12:45] Kan**
That's so clever!
**[12:47] Kan**
I'm jealous. My birdies
still can't do anything.
**[12:52] Shi**
Venus-san...
**[12:54] Kim**
Let's try thinking about it
from the beginning.
**[12:57] Kim**
So, the snake is approaching.
**[13:00] Kim**
What happens next?
**[13:02] Kan**
It's hard. Even if they go higher,
the snake will just climb after them.
**[13:06] Kan**
Freaking snakes... Freaking Mercury!
**[13:10] Kim**
Couldn't the parent run away with the nest?
**[13:13] Kan**
That's as ridiculous as the cloth
carrier idea that Mercury had.
**[13:16] Kan**
Oh, but wait.
**[13:18] Kan**
Wouldn't a nest like this
make it harder to eat the eggs?
**[13:18] ---**
Cross-Section
**[13:20] Kan**
If the nest is open on the bottom,
the birdies can fly in,
**[13:24] Kan**
but the snakes would fall down, right?
**[13:26] Kim**
I see! So let's come up with a
bird that makes hanging nests!
**[13:30] Kan**
It can't be a new species! I want to
get revenge on that gourmet snake!
**[13:34] Kim**
So you'll do an update.
**[13:36] Kan**
Yes.
**[13:37] Shi**
An update?
**[13:39] Kim**
Oh, Shimoda-kun, you don't know yet.
**[13:41] Kan**
It means adding new features
to existing creatures.
**[13:45] Kan**
How about this design?
***SIGN*** Accepted
***SIGN*** Weaver Bird
**[13:48] God**
Update!
**[13:51] Kan**
I'm so happy!
**[13:52] Kim**
Now they won't be easy prey for the snakes.
***SIGN*** More Days Later...
**[13:57] Shi**
Good morning—
**[14:01] Shi**
Wh-What happened to Venus-san?
**[14:04] Mei**
No clue. She's been like that since
she looked down at Earth.
**[14:08] Kim**
Apparently, the situation with
the updated bird is escalating.
**[14:12] Tsu**
The birds enhance their nests.
The snakes redouble their attack intensity.
**[14:16] Tsu**
Rinse, repeat.
**[14:17] Miz**
Want to look?
***SIGN*** Type of Weaver Bird
(Sociable Weaver)
**[14:22] Shi**
It looks like a dungeon.
**[14:25] Kan**
It's not beautiful!
**[14:26] Kan**
And even though they're trying so hard,
the snakes still keep coming.
**[14:31] Kan**
The birdies really do take
after me! They're so brave.
**[14:34] Miz**
You mean insane?
**[14:38] Kan**
That's why I thought of a new bird.
**[14:41] Kan**
Is it possible for me to present
something to the client?
**[14:44] Shi**
Uh, sure.
**[14:45] Shi**
The bird class is also always welcome.
**[14:51] Shi**
God has spoken!
***SIGN*** Accepted
***SIGN*** Secretary
Bird
**[14:53] God**
Accepted!
**[14:55] Kan**
Yay!
**[14:55] Miz**
How?!
**[14:57] Miz**
This design has gone off the rails in regard
to both personal resentment *and* taste!
**[15:00] Miz**
Why did the client give this one a pass?
**[15:04] Kan**
Probably because my bird
design is excellent.
**[15:10] Miz**
No, my adorable snake!
***SIGN*** The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist
**[15:14] Ken**
The Illustrated Guide to Creatures
That Really Exist!
**[15:17] Mei**
Its red eyes make it so cute!
Is it poisonous?
**[15:20] Kim**
Nope.
**[15:21] Kim**
The purpose of these red eyes is to flash
them at the enemies to startle them.
**[15:26] Mei**
And while the enemy is hesitating,
they make their escape.
**[15:29] Kim**
They are seriously amazing at running away.
**[15:31] Mei**
I mean, they have the ability to escape
even when they're in the egg!
**[15:35] Mei**
Besides snakes, they can also
sense floods or droughts,
**[15:38] Mei**
and turn into tadpoles early
when they feel imminent danger.
**[15:41] Mei**
The red-eyed tree frog is a natural-born−
No, a pre-birth master of danger mitigation!
**[15:47] Mei**
Jupiter-san, do you like frogs?
**[15:49] Kim**
I do! I mean, they're tasty!
**[15:56] Kim**
I kinda want to eat something tasty.
**[15:59] Shi**
Should we have a coffee break?
**[16:00] Kim**
I don't mean right now.
**[16:03] Shi**
Oh, then I'll make cream puffs
for the next time.
**[16:05] Uma**
Shimoda-kun, you can make pastries?
**[16:08] Kim**
No, what I meant is that
I want to eat a tasty creature.
**[16:13] Kim**
All right! Let's make a tasty animal!
**[16:16] Shi**
H-He's talking like he's about to cook...
**[16:19] Uma**
There goes Jupiter-kun's bad habit.
**[16:22] Kim**
Hey, Shimoda-kun and Neptune-san,
what are you designing?
**[16:26] Kim**
Can I do a taste test?
**[16:28] Uma**
N-Nothing's really done yet!
**[16:30] Kim**
Oh, don't be like that.
Let me see! I can help!
**[16:35] Shi**
Does this always happen?
**[16:37] Kim**
You know, you always treat me
like I'm some weird freak,
**[16:41] Kim**
but the Earth is built on the
principle of the food chain.
**[16:44] Kim**
Taste is very important!
**[16:47] Kim**
Its face is so slim!
**[16:49] Kim**
What kind of creature is this?
**[16:52] Shi**
Neptune-san is currently
working on an order from God.
**[16:56] Shi**
It has to be an animal
that eats tiny amounts.
**[16:58] Uma**
But nothing's settled yet. It's a rough draft!
**[17:01] Hig**
Neptune-san, I finished
that prototype you wanted.
**[17:04] Hig**
Want to go to Galapagos Island?
**[17:06] Shi**
Galapagos Island?
**[17:07] Hig**
It's an island for testing if prototypes
will survive the conditions present on Earth.
**[17:11] Hig**
It's actually on Earth.
**[17:12] Shi**
I've never been to Earth!
**[17:14] Shi**
I would love to go!
**[17:15] Kim**
All right, let's all go have a barbecue!
***SIGN*** Testing Island
Galapagos
**[17:30] Shi**
It's... plain.
**[17:32] Hig**
This is its default state.
**[17:34] Hig**
We run tests by applying themes with
various conditions to the island.
**[17:48] Shi**
Wow, even the temperature
and humidity changed.
**[17:52] Hig**
And this is what Neptune-san
asked me to make.
**[17:55] Hig**
It's an animal that eats ants one by one.
**[17:57] Hig**
As requested, I made the tongue long
so it can eat ants from ant hills.
**[18:02] Hig**
If you have any other requests,
now's the time to ask.
**[18:11] Shi**
What is this pose?!
**[18:13] Uma**
A threat! It's agonistic behavior!
**[18:15] Kim**
I like it!
**[18:17] Kim**
It eats ants, and it's not that fast.
**[18:20] Kim**
I think this one's yummy!
**[18:22] Shi**
You can tell just from that?
**[18:24] Kim**
In my experience, most animals that
eat plants or insects are tasty.
**[18:30] Kim**
The less muscle mass they have,
the tastier they are.
**[18:33] Kim**
Yes, I bet this one's delicious!
**[18:36] Shi**
I... I see.
**[18:39] Kim**
That buff lion tasted super horrid.
**[18:42] Hig**
Most carnivores don't taste good.
**[18:44] Kim**
They're more tender if
they have less muscle.
**[18:47] Hig**
The slow animals tend to melt in your mouth.
**[18:50] Hig**
It's because they have more
unsaturated fatty acids.
***SIGN*** Unsaturated Fatty Acids
**[18:53] Shi**
Speaking of, you know how a chicken's
breast and thigh meat taste different?
***SIGN*** Breast
***SIGN*** Thigh
**[18:56] Shi**
That's because they're
different types of muscle.
***SIGN*** Tires Quickly
***SIGN*** Doesn't Tire Easily
**[19:00] Hig**
The chest muscles have
explosive power and tire quickly,
**[19:03] Hig**
while the thigh has endurance muscles
that don't tire so easily.
**[19:06] Hig**
That means the breast meat
ends up being drier.
**[19:09] Kim**
In other words, a marathon runner tastes
better than a 100-meter sprinter.
**[19:14] Shi**
That analogy scares me!
**[19:19] Kim**
Oh, that's the animal I came up with,
the "lively sausage" (a working title).
**[19:25] Shi**
It's literally a sausage, isn't it?
**[19:27] Hig**
I did make it according to your request,
**[19:31] Hig**
but it's got no eyes and no legs,
and doesn't run away.
**[19:33] Hig**
If it's tasty, it's guaranteed to go extinct.
**[19:36] Hig**
Why not give it at least some mobility?
**[19:38] Kim**
Sounds good!
**[19:39] Uma**
Hang on!
**[19:40] Uma**
The reason we from the design
team do taste tests is to add
**[19:45] Uma**
other abilities to make it easier
for the tasty animals to survive!
***SIGN*** Crap!
I'm super delicious!
***SIGN*** I'll hide in
these thorns!
**[19:49] Uma**
And yet here you are, making animals
that are just easy to eat.
**[19:53] Kim**
Don't worry, Neptune-san.
**[19:55] Kim**
This sausage (working title) contains an
alkaloid that many animals dislike.
**[20:02] Kim**
Yes, it's capsaicin!
**[20:05] Uma**
That's...
**[20:06] Shi**
That's what makes chili peppers spicy.
**[20:08] Shi**
So it's just a spicy sausage!
**[20:10] Hig**
So good!
**[20:12] Shi**
When did you...
**[20:13] Hig**
These spicy sausages are the best!
**[20:15] Uma**
Jupiter-kun, capsaicin won't work on birds,
**[20:19] Hig**
so you should probably
add some other poison.
**[20:22] Kim**
Oh, I guess.
**[20:24] Hig**
Well, let's think about it while we eat.
**[20:26] Kim**
Agreed!
**[20:29] Shi**
The flavor is just being
recreated from data.
**[20:32] Shi**
We should keep the food chain in mind, too.
**[20:35] Uma**
Well, then Jupiter-kun must
undeniably be at the top of it.
**[20:39] Kim**
It's really good!
**[20:41] Uma**
This is no good! It needs
to have more defense...
**[20:45] Hig**
Oh boy, you made major
changes to the design.
**[20:49] Hig**
I'll have to remake it, then.
**[20:51] Uma**
I'm sorry.
**[20:52] Hig**
But there's an animal that you
could take notes from. Wanna see?
**[20:57] Kim**
I do! I want to sample it!
**[20:59] Hig**
Hold on.
**[21:02] Kim**
I wonder what it'll taste like.
**[21:04] Shi**
O-On Earth, I guess it's survival of the fittest...
**[21:08] Hig**
Hey, the glyptodont is here.
**[21:22] Shi**
Jupiter-san!
**[21:24] Shi**
God has spoken!
***SIGN*** Anteater
***SIGN*** Accepted
***SIGN*** Accepted
***SIGN*** Armadillo
**[21:26] God**
Accepted!
**[21:28] Uma**
Wha? Right now?
***SIGN*** The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist
**[21:32] Ken**
The Illustrated Guide to Creatures
That Really Exist!
**[21:36] Kan**
It's so cute.
**[21:37] Uma**
But it's got long claws,
and it's not just cute.
**[21:40] Uma**
The anteater will go into its
threat pose, so take a look.
**[21:45] Both**
So cute!
**[21:47] Kan**
So it is just cute.
**[21:49] Kan**
The armadillo! It's a relative
of the anteater, right?
**[21:52] Uma**
The ones with the armor are the armadillos,
**[21:54] Uma**
and the ones without are the anteaters.
**[21:56] Kan**
It's in such a nice ball shape.
**[21:58] Uma**
It's really strong this way!
It can even reflect bullets.
**[22:01] Kan**
Amazing! And cute!
**[22:12] Kim**
Oh, man... I saw Heaven.
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