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[00:02] Nar
    In the beginning, God created
    the heavens and the earth.
[00:07] Nar
    He followed them
[00:11] Nar
    with light, waters, and the land.
[00:15] Nar
    Then he created the many animals
    that would inhabit it.
[00:21] Nar
    Or... that was the plan.
[00:23] Nar
    It got too tedious, so he outsourced it.
SIGN    Heaven's Design Team
[02:06] Kim
    What is that?
[02:07] Shi
    A-An insect!
[02:08] Kana
    Why is that thing here?! Someone take that
    thing to the insect department, now!
[02:13] Shi
    It's coming this way!
[02:15] Kan
    No!
[02:18] Ued
    Oh, you escaped from the insect department,
    you naughty thing.
[02:22] Kim
    Catching something that fast with her bare
    hands shows that Ueda-san really is an angel.
[02:27] Shi
    I can't do that.
[02:29] Ued
    Shimoda-kun, you haven't been to
    the insect department yet, right?
[02:31] Ued
    It's the door over there.
    I'll introduce you.
[02:34] Shi
    O-Oh, all right.
[02:36] Shi
    I guess the insect department
    will be full of insects.
SIGN    Insect Department
[02:42] Ued
    Hello, everyone.
[02:45] Ina
    Hey, Ueda-san.
[02:46] Inb
    Hey, Ueda-san.
[02:47] Inc
    Oh, Ueda-san!
[02:48] Ind
    It's Ueda-san!
[02:49] Ine
    It's Ueda-san!
[02:50] Ued
    This little dear was outside.
[02:52] Ina
    We're terribly sorry that you had
    to bother yourself with this.
[02:57] Inb
    We're in the middle of
    miniaturizing this guy.
[03:00] Shi
    You're miniaturizing an insect?
[03:02] Inc
    Yes, we're going to scale this 70-centimeter
     dragonfly down to one tenth of its size.
[03:06] Shi
    I just realized they have
    huge bags under their eyes!
[03:09] All
    We will make it seven centimeters.
[03:11] Ued
    As always, your technical abilities
     are perversely good.
[03:16] All
    Thank you!
[03:17] Shi
    Is "perverse" praise, though?
[03:20] Ued
    Now you know where
     the insect department is.
[03:22] Shi
    Yes. I'm not sure if they were
    unique or the exact opposite.
[03:26] Ued
    Our company also has a rock department,
    a plant department, and—
[03:32] Kan
    I-I touched it! It's over...
[03:35] Shi
    Venus-san?!
[03:36] Kan
    Ah, if I have to go, I wish I could have
    died in bigger, stronger arms...
[03:42] Ued
    Oh, what a cute yellow frog.
SIGN    Poison Dart Frog
[03:46] Kan
    Don't touch it! It may be small,
    but its poison is lethal!
[03:49] Shi
    Huh? But didn't you
     just say you touched it?
[03:51] Kan
    My vision's going faint.
    Please, hold my hand.
[03:56] Shi
    Venus-san!
[03:59] Ued
    But the poison...
[04:00] Mei
    It's fine. This poisonous frog accumulates
    poison by eating ants and mites.
[04:06] Mei
    This one was just made, so it hasn't
    eaten anything. It's just a frog.
[04:10] Shi
    Phew!
[04:11] Kan
    I was terrified.
[04:13] Kan
    But now that I look at it,
    it has a lovely pattern.
[04:17] Mei
    Look!
[04:18] Mei
    See, when the eggs hatch...
[04:22] Shi
    Oh, it puts its children on its back.
[04:25] Kan
    Cute!
[04:26] Ued
    Oh, I wonder where it's going.
[04:30] Mei
    To a small pool of water with no predators.
[04:33] Shi
    If it's a small pool of water,
    won't these babies lack food?
[04:37] Mei
    They won't.
[04:39] Mei
    The eggs that the mother laid are there.
[04:42] Both
    Cannibalism?!
[04:44] Shi
    W-Wasn't there any other way?
[04:46] Mei
    Why? Isn't it so cute?
[04:49] Shi
    C-Cute?
[04:51] Ued
    God has approved that one,
    so it's already on earth.
[04:55] Ued
    Pluto-chan's specialty is
    frogs and other cute things.
[04:58] Shi
    Cute?
[05:00] Ued
    That reminds me... A new order
    from God came in, right?
[05:04] Shi
    Ah, right.
[05:05] Shi
    I believe it was for an animal
    that's "cute, but not cute."
[05:09] Kan
    As always, so vague!
[05:11] Kan
    I bet this'll be one we have
     to redo again and again!
[05:13] Shi
    I-It'll be fine. God trusts you guys.
[05:18] Shi
    The word is that "the design is up to you."
[05:21] Kan
    There has never, ever been a case where the
    client said it was up to us and meant it!
[05:26] Kan
    Those abstract requests
    are the absolute worst!
[05:29] Kan
    I swear, the answer is always
    "that's not quite it."
[05:31] Kan
    Don't just drop it on our lap without
    even giving it a single thought!
[05:33] Shi
    I'm s-sorry!
[05:35] Mei
    I'll do it.
[05:36] Ued
    Oh, Pluto-chan's going to make
    something that's not cute? That's exciting.
SIGN    A Few Days Later...
[05:43] Shi
    Hello.
[05:44] Shi
    Pluto-san, how's your progress?
[05:46] Mei
    Good. I came up with something really cute!
[05:49] Shi
    Oh really? What's it like?
[05:51] Mei
    Well, it's a thin, long, water-loving
    parasite that can take over animals' brains.
[05:59] Mei
    Then the infected animal walks to the pool
    where the parasite lives, and drowns there.
[06:05] Mei
    That'll be food for the parasite's children.
[06:07] Shi
    Th-That's not cute.
[06:09] Kan
    Excuse me, Pluto-chan?
    The idea is revolutionary,
[06:13] Kan
    but don't you think that the balance between
    cute and not-cute is a bit skewed?
[06:17] Mei
    I guess I can't just stuff
    it full of cute elements.
[06:21] Kan
    I mean you have to consider
    the size problem, too.
[06:23] Kan
    If it's supposed to infect animal brains,
     it has to be really tiny.
[06:27] Shi
    Oh, if you need to miniaturize it,
    how about taking it to the insect department?
[06:31] Shi
    They might be able to give you some help.
[06:33] Mei
    I'll go!
SIGN    Insect Department
[06:38] Shi
    God has spoken!
[06:40] Mei
    This is it, thanks!
[06:42] Ina
    Oh, sure!
[06:43] Inb
    Is that an insect?
SIGN    Horsehair Worm
[06:45] God
    Accepted!
SIGN    Accepted
[06:48] Mei
    So cute!
SIGN    Days Later
[06:52] Shi
    Hello. Uh—
[06:55] Shi
    What's happening in here?
[06:58] Ued
    Pluto-chan has really hit her stride.
[07:03] Kan
    I wanted to discuss something with her, too,
    but she's been like this the entire time.
[07:07] Kim
    Her focus is impressive.
[07:09] Ued
    Please make sure not to interrupt her.
[07:12] Miz
    Yeah, when she gets like this,
    Pluto always creates great stuff.
[07:16] Mei
    One p•n•s... No, that's not it.
    It'll be cooler to have two p•n•ses.
[07:22] Uie
    Oh, nice idea.
[07:25] Mei
    Its food will be poison. It'll eat poison.
[07:28] Mei
    Offspring cannibalizing
    each other is old hat.
[07:31] Mei
    Poop! They'll grow up
    eating poop! That's it!
SIGN    And then...
[07:37] Mei
    It's done!
[07:39] Mei
    Thank you for your help, Neptune-san.
[07:42] Una
    I'm glad I was able to help.
[07:44] Shi
    Y-You finished it?
[07:46] Mei
    Will you come to my presentation?
[07:49] Mei
    The client's order was
    "cute, but not cute."
[07:52] Mei
    That's why I stuffed it full
    of what I find "cute."
[07:55] Mei
    First, it eats poisonous plants.
    It doesn't eat anything else.
[08:00] Mei
    I borrowed Neptune-san's idea and added the
    same pouch function that kangaroos have.
[08:05] Mei
    But I reversed it, so the baby
    can eat their mother's poop.
[08:10] Mei
    And I made the male's p•n•s
    cool by doubling it up.
[08:15] Ued
    Oh my, that's so cute.
[08:18] Shi
    My understanding of "cute" is eroding.
[08:22] Mei
    Its pupils are vertical slits.
[08:24] Mei
    It has sharp nails on its fingers.
[08:26] Mei
    And a deathly voice for intimidation.
[08:29] Mei
    Since all of these elements are very cute,
    I made its exterior not cute at all!
[08:36] Shi
    God has spoken!
[08:37] God
    Accepted!
SIGN    Accepted
SIGN    Koala
[08:39] Mei
    See, isn't its appearance just so meh?
[08:42] Una
    Huh?
[08:43] Kan
    We don't quite agree,
    but I guess it fit the order.
SIGN    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist
[08:47] Ken
    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures
    That Really Exist!
[08:52] Kan
    With its poison and little nutritional value,
[08:55] Kan
    eucalyptus is a plant that's trying
    to have no appeal as food.
[08:58] Mei
    Koalas are hardcore and eat only that.
[09:01] Mei
    If they eat something nobody else eats,
     they have no competition.
[09:05] Kan
    In order to digest that, they have a
    lot of microbes in their gut, right?
[09:09] Mei
    Yes, the reason the children
    eat their mother's poop
[09:12] Mei
    is to inherit the gut microbes
    that can digest the eucalyptus.
[09:16] Mei
    Oh, right, do you want to hear
    what a koala sounds like?
[09:21] Kan
    That's more intense than I expected.
    How did it end up like this?
[09:25] Mei
    Since their food has so few nutrients,
     they don't want to move.
[09:28] Mei
    So they've come to fight
     using only their voices.
[09:31] Mei
    They're already exhausted just
    from digesting eucalyptus.
[09:36] Kan
    This one's really pushing it.
[09:47] Tsu
    It's so elegant!
[09:49] Tsu
    A single long and beautiful horn,
    added to peerless functional beauty.
[09:55] Tsu
    This must be what the client wants for their
    "animal that has a cool weapon" order!
SIGN    Rejected
[10:04] Tsu
    Why?
[10:06] Hig
    Osteoporosis.
[10:07] Shi
    So it didn't collapse due to cerebral
    anemia like the long-necked deer.
[10:11] Hig
    It's a calcium deficiency.
[10:13] Tsu
    But I just added this
    super-cool horn to the horse!
[10:17] Shi
    Chief Saturn never gives up.
[10:19] Tsu
    I figured if Jupiter-kun's deer is okay,
    the horse would be fine, too.
SIGN    Accepted
SIGN    Elk
[10:25] Miz
    Why does only the horse
    get osteoporosis, though?
[10:28] Hig
    The elk has it, too.
[10:30] Shi
    Really?
[10:32] Kim
    Yes, but apparently deer are fine because
    they're equipped with multiple stomachs.
[10:37] Kim
    Saturn-san's horse only
    has one stomach, so...
[10:40] Miz
    In other words, the difference
     is in nutrient absorption.
[10:43] Shi
    I see.
[10:44] Hig
    If you don't have a calcium reserve,
    you can't make something this extravagant.
[10:49] Shi
    It's extravagant?
[10:50] Hig
    Of course.
SIGN    Horse
SIGN    Deer
[10:51] Hig
    Animal bones are like houses
    made of calcium bricks.
[10:55] Hig
    Horns are made by borrowing
    bricks from the house.
[10:59] Shi
    Ah, that's why the house
    itself is dilapidated.
[11:03] Hig
    But deer can eat a ton of
    food and repair the house.
[11:07] Hig
    A horse has a weak stomach, so it doesn't
    have the energy to repair the house.
[11:13] Miz
    That example was kind of horrible.
[11:16] Kim
    There, there...
[11:17] Shi
    I see, animals with strong
    stomachs are robust.
[11:20] Mei
    Their poop also looks markedly different.
[11:23] Kim
    Since the deer properly absorb nutrients,
[11:25] Kim
    their food's original shape
    cannot be discerned in their poop.
SIGN    Horse
SIGN    Deer
[11:28] Kim
    But with horse poop, that's often possible.
[11:30] Mei
    Want to see?
[11:31] Shi
    I'm f-fine.
[11:33] Hig
    Chief, if you really insist on this horn...
[11:38] Hig
    how about sticking it on a cow?
[11:40] Tsu
    No. It's not beautiful! It's only
     beautiful because it's on a horse.
[11:45] Tsu
    Can't you do something, Mars-san?
[11:48] Shi
    When did he produce this many drafts?!
[11:50] Hig
    These are just different color variations!
[11:53] Miz
    But you know, I'd like to see
    this horned horse run on earth.
[11:58] Tsu
    Mercury-kun!
[12:00] Miz
    How about making the horn hollow, to reduce
    the amount of calcium that's needed?
[12:05] Miz
    Like when Venus was designing the birds.
[12:07] Tsu
    That's it! Let's prototype that right now!
[12:12] Tsu
    Beautiful!
SIGN    Unicorn
SIGN    Rejected
[12:22] Hig
    It's malnutrition.
[12:24] Hig
    Looks like it didn't have sufficient
    energy to make this huge horn.
[12:29] Tsu
    It's always lacking something.
[12:31] Shi
    It's not very efficient, huh?
[12:33] Hig
    Should we make it a cow-like horse
    with multiple stomachs?
[12:37] Tsu
    No!
[12:40] Tsu
    I know. Let's make it stupid.
[12:43] Tsu
    The brain uses vast amounts of energy.
[12:46] Tsu
    So let's make it stupid and divert
    the excess energy to the horn.
[12:49] Hig
    But...
[12:50] Miz
    He's really a pursuer of beautiful design.
[12:52] Miz
    Sometimes you need to make
    drastic decisions like that!
SIGN    Unicorn
[13:04] Tsu
    It really is beautiful!
[13:05] Shi
    It's not collapsing this time!
[13:09] Tsu
    It's so elegant when it walks!
[13:12] Miz
    It's pretty.
[13:16] Shi
    Walk back! Backwards!
[13:18] Kim
    Oh, no, it's pushing more.
[13:19] Hig
    It's too dumb to know how
    to pull out its horn!
[13:23] Miz
    Watch out!
[13:30] Shi
    This is no good.
[13:33] Miz
    Wh-What if we put nerves into the horn?
[13:36] Miz
    If it can feel it, it'll surely
    treat the horn better!
[13:39] Tsu
    Like teeth?
[13:40] Miz
    Let's add some resilience, too,
    so it doesn't break so easily!
[13:43] Hig
    And keep it dumb?
SIGN    Testing Island
     Galapagos
[13:57] Tsu
    B-Beautiful!
[13:58] Miz
    I agree!
[13:59] Shi
    You made so many prototypes.
[14:04] Whi
    Watch where you're walking, you old fart.
[14:06] Bla
    Huh? You wanna go, punk?!
[14:08] Whi
    Bring it on!
[14:11] Shi
    They're not going to fight, are they?
[14:13] Hig
    It's fine, oversized weapons like horns
    are basically just for intimidation.
[14:19] Shi
    Um, they're totally fighting.
[14:30] Hig
    Those horns are too frail
     to be waved around like that.
[14:33] Kim
    Another one's got its horn stuck in a tree.
SIGN    Rejected
SIGN    Rejected
SIGN    Rejected
[14:41] God
    Rejected!
[14:43] Shi
    Th-They're all down?
[14:45] Tsu
    I can't believe it.
[14:47] Miz
    D-Don't worry, Saturn-san!
    They'll be accepted one day for sure!
[14:53] Una
    What is this horn? It's so cool.
[14:56] Tsu
    Oh, that? It's from a
    horse that got rejected.
[14:59] Una
    May I try attaching it to an
    animal I'm making right now?
[15:02] Tsu
    Sure.
[15:06] Shi
    God has spoken!
SIGN    Accepted
SIGN    Narwhal
[15:08] God
    Accepted!
[15:10] ---
    Why?!
SIGN    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist
[15:12] Ken
    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures
    That Really Exist!
[15:16] Miz
    These antlers can weigh up to 18 kilograms.
[15:20] Una
    And they regrow every year. That must
    consume a ton of energy and calcium.
[15:25] Miz
    It actually leads to osteoporosis.
[15:27] Una
    Then why do that?
[15:28] Miz
    It's like showing off an unnecessarily
    big car that's expensive to maintain.
[15:32] Miz
    They're telling the females
    and their rivals that
[15:34] Miz
    they're so amazing that they can maintain
    these unnecessarily big horns.
[15:38] Unan
    So they can avoid unnecessary fights,
    meaning their hard work pays off.
[15:42] Miz
    What about this horn, though?
[15:45] Unz
    It looks like a horn,
    but it's a really long tooth.
[15:48] Unz
    It's got nerve endings and can
    even sense the temperature.
[15:51] Miz
    So it's not just a meaningless decoration.
[15:57] Shi
    Hello—
[16:00] Shi
    What's happening? Why are
    you all dressed like this?
[16:03] Ued
    Oh just in time, Shimoda-kun.
[16:05] Kan
    We're all going to Galapagos.
    Hurry up and change!
[16:09] Miz
    Neptune-san came up with
    some new marine animals.
[16:13] Hig
    Let's fire it up!
SIGN    Pacific
    White-Sided
     Dolphin
SIGN    Burmeister's
     Porpoise
SIGN    Beaked
    Whale
SIGN    Accepted
SIGN    Accepted
SIGN    Accepted
SIGN    Accepted
SIGN    Common
    Bottlenose
    Dolphin
SIGN    Pilot Whale
SIGN    Accepted
[16:19] God
    Accepted!
[16:21] Shi
    Wow, it's an acceptance jackpot!
[16:24] Kan
    The client really likes these animals,
    so all sorts of these designs passed.
[16:29] Kan
    So we were all working on these together.
[16:32] Shi
    But why is there a mix
    of dolphins and whales?
[16:34] Kan
    They're just different in size.
    Otherwise, dolphins and whales are the same.
SIGN    Striped
    Dolphin
[16:38] God
    Accepted!
SIGN    Accepted
SIGN    Spectacled
    Porpoise
[16:40] God
    Accepted!
SIGN    Accepted
SIGN    Kelpie
[16:41] God
    Rejected!
SIGN    Rejected
[16:43] Tsu
    Oh, no! I worked so hard on that kelpie!
[16:46] Hig
    What made you think that would work?
[16:48] Tus
    I thought that it could maybe
    slip by with the others.
[16:50] Una
    The base for the dolphin
    wasn't the horse, either.
[16:53] Shi
    Oh, then what was it?
[16:55] Una
    You want to know?
[16:56] Una
    Okay, quiz time!
SIGN    Migratory Bird
SIGN    Seal
[16:57] Una
    Which baby here is the base?
SIGN    Hippopotamus
[16:59] Una
    A: Seal.
[17:00] Una
    B: Migratory bird.
[17:02] Una
    C: Hippopotamus.
[17:03] Shi
    Maybe the seal?
[17:05] Una
    Too bad! The answer was C, the hippopotamus!
[17:10] Shi
    Really?
[17:11] Shi
    It looks quite different, though.
[17:13] Miz
    I see. The eyes would be injured if they
    are in the front when swimming fast,
[17:17] Miz
    so you moved them to the side?
[17:18] Una
    Right, and because it's cuter this way.
[17:22] Una
    And the nose went this way.
[17:25] Miz
    So the sea water doesn't flow in?
    That's groundbreaking.
[17:28] Una
    Yes, and because it's cuter this way.
[17:31] Una
    And I took off the ears, too.
[17:32] Shi
    Hippos can sleep on land, but dolphins
     are always under water, right?
[17:37] Shi
    Won't they sink?
[17:38] Una
    That's why the brain was tweaked.
[17:41] Kan
    We made the left and right
    hemispheres of its brain independent,
[17:43] Kan
    so they can take turns sleeping.
[17:45] Kan
    So that's why they can
    sleep without drowning.
SIGN    Monkeys
    and
    such
[17:45] Txt
    Left Hemisphere
[17:45] Txt
    Right Hemisphere
SIGN    Corpus Callosum
SIGN    Optical Nerve
[17:45] Txt
    Left Hemisphere
[17:45] Txt
    Right Hemisphere
SIGN    Dolphins
     are like this
[17:47] Shi
    Ah, so one half of the
    brain is always awake!
[17:51] Kim
    By the way, what do they eat?
[17:54] Una
    Uh, well, squid and such.
[17:57] Mei
    So it eats these cute babies I created.
[18:01] Shi
    Pluto-san, aren't you
    holding it upside down?
[18:04] Mei
    This is the top.
[18:05] Mei
    After the tentacles, there's the head,
     then the body.
SIGN    Head
SIGN    Head
SIGN    Body
SIGN    Body
[18:09] Mei
    Incidentally, it poops from
    the side of its head.
[18:12] Una
    Pluto-chan's imagination is really powerful.
[18:16] Mei
    But since Neptune-san's dolphins are smart,
     my babies get eaten a lot.
[18:20] Mei
    I've decided! I'll make them talk, too!
     I'll make them smart!
[18:24] Kan
    You want to equip them
    with vocal organs now?
[18:27] Mei
    What about changing body color,
    something like flag signaling?
[18:32] Kab
    Would that be understood, though?
[18:33] Mei
    Quiz! What is the meaning of this pattern?
[18:36] Kan
    I think the testicles are there, so maybe...
[18:39] Kan
    "I'm incredibly virile!"
[18:42] Mei
    It worked! Ven-chan, you're amazing!
[18:45] Mei
    And they show off something larger
    than their actual testicles.
[18:48] Kan
    I guess even squid are vain.
[18:50] Una
    That's amazing. Pluto-chan can't be beat.
[18:54] Mei
    They won't lose to dolphins!
[18:56] Mei
    Squids have three hearts,
    giving them more mobility!
[18:59] Mei
    This way, they can escape into deep water,
     where no light penetrates!
[19:02] Una
    Huh, but... then, um... who cares
     that it's deep water?
[19:06] Una
    The dolphins will use echolocation to find
    squid without needing light!
[19:10] Shi
    Is this a fight?
[19:11] Hig
    Oh, looks like this will be fun.
[19:15] Mei
    Animal battle!
[19:17] Una
    Survival of the fittest!
[19:18] Shi
    The dolphin is going straight for the squid!
[19:21] Shi
    But what is echolocation, anyway?
[19:23] Kim
    Simply put, it's sensing distance and
    direction using reflected sound waves.
[19:28] Mei
    Smoke screen!
[19:31] Una
    Are you sure squid ink will
    do anything in the darkness?
[19:34] Mei
    Then I'll evolve the smoke screen!
    A smoke screen of light!
[19:39] Shi
    It's like there are no rules anymore.
[19:41] Mei
    And the squid itself will shine, too!
[19:43] Una
    You're losing your touch, Pluto-chan!
[19:44] Una
    In the ocean, the shinier you are,
     the more visible you are!
[19:46] Mei
    You're the one losing your touch!
[19:48] Mei
    Rise up near the surface!
    With the sun as the backdrop!
[19:51] Una
    Wh-What the—?!
[19:53] Una
    The squid disappeared in the sunlight!?
[19:56] Una
    But we still have the
    echolocation on our side!
[19:59] Una
    Advance!
[20:02] Mei
    Hidden Technique: Surface Escape Mega Jump!
SIGN    Flying Squid
[20:06] Shi
    It flew!
[20:07] Shi
    Oh, so those fin-like things were wings.
[20:10] Ued
    It's jumping by ejecting sea water!
[20:12] Kim
    Good job!
[20:13] Kna
    Both of you, keep going!
[20:14] Una
    That's nothing! The dolphin will jump, too!
[20:18] Mei
    Then I'll use my last resort!
[20:20] Mei
    Giant squid upgrade!
[20:24] Una
    I'll match you on that!
[20:29] Shi
    God has spoken!
[20:30] God
    Accepted!
SIGN    Accepted
SIGN    Giant
     Squid
[20:34] Kan
    No way, the big squid passed!
[20:36] Miz
    Aha, the client's watching the battle, too.
[20:40] Una
    Pluto-chan, you made me go all-out.
     It was a good battle.
[20:47] Una
    But it's time to end this.
[20:53] Una
    Echolocation update! Ultrasonic beam!
[20:58] God
    Accepted!
SIGN    Accepted
SIGN    Sperm
     Whale
[21:06] Mei
    No way! I can't believe your beam got accepted!
[21:09] Mei
    Next time, I won't lose!
SIGN    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist
[21:14] Ken
    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures
    That Really Exist!
[21:18] Shi
    Total length: 18 meters!
[21:20] Tsu
    That's about as long as a train car.
[21:22] Shi
    Can such a large animal really
    emit a beam from its head?
[21:26] Tsu
    It can.
[21:27] Tsu
    What's more, it can direct sound so
    intense that it makes its prey faint.
[21:34] Shi
    I can't quite imagine how.
[21:36] Tsu
    A sperm whale can output
    a maximum of 250 decibels.
[21:41] Tsu
    For reference, a jet engine is about
    120 decibels if you're standing next to it.
[21:46] Shi
    Wow. The sperm whale must be
    fighting really formidable foes!
[21:51] Shi
    That's why it evolved to get
    so big to deal with them!
[21:53] Tsu
    Sperm whales often have scars on
    their heads that are assumed to be
[21:58] Tsu
    from battles with giant squid.
[21:59] Shi
    So the ruthless battle between
    these two is never going to end!
[22:04] Ued
    God has spoken!
[22:06] God
    Accepted!
SIGN    Accepted
SIGN    Sea Horse
[22:09] Tsu
    Yay! When I made that kelpie from
    earlier smaller, it passed!
[22:13] Ued
    Congratulations.
SIGN    Next on the Agenda