E8 - Please Subscribe to Tacoslot Channel!

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SIGN    Hanabi-chan
    The girl who popped out of the game world
SIGN    Hanabi-chan
    The girl who popped out of the game world
[00:30] Versus
    Our competition was ruined
    and now I'm hungry.
[00:34] Hanabi
    And I left 2000 yen worth
    of medals back there.
[00:37] Thunder
    They're turning low-energy!
[00:41] Thunder
    Cheer up, you two!
[00:43] Thunder
    I'll treat you to lunch!
[00:45] Hanabi
    Really?
[00:46] Versus
    Awesome!
[00:47] Thunder
    What would you like? Don't hold back, now!
[00:50] Versus
    I want a large char siu ramen!
[00:52] Hanabi
    Running a search for "Ginza
    three star restaurants."
[00:56] Thunder
    Hanabi-chan?
[00:59] Versus
    Hanabi! I see a takoyaki stall!
SIGN    Takoyaki
[01:02] Hanabi
    Awesome!
[01:04] Hanabi
    My hunger's reaching its limit!
[01:06] Hanabi
    I'd like some—
[01:09] Versus
    Hanabi? What's up?
[01:15] Hanabi
    I've never seen a real-life bonus before!
[01:18] Hanabi
    What's with this thing?
[01:20] Taco
    And... cut!
[01:22] Taco
    Wow, got me a great shot there!
[01:25] Taco
    Thanks a bunch!
[01:26] Taco
    I call this video
    "I set out a real-life bonus!"
[01:30] Versus
    What, this is yours?
[01:32] Taco
    Yep!
[01:33] Taco
    The takoyaki stall's mine, too!
[01:35] Thunder
    Wait. Is she...
[01:37] Hanabi
    I feel it. This is...
[01:39] Hanabi
    The universal waves!
SIGN    Universal Universal
[01:42] Taco
    Hey, you're pachislots, too?
[01:43] Taco
    Don't be too shocked when you hear my name...
[01:47] Taco
    My name is...
[01:49] Taco
    My name is...
[01:51] Hanabi
    She's going with it?!
[01:52] Taco
    Japan's greatest pachislot machine!
    They call me... Tacoslot!
[01:58] Hanabi
    Hey, Tacoslot.
SIGN    growl growl
[01:59] Versus
    Make us takoyaki!
[02:01] Taco
    Argh! No reaction?!
[02:04] Thunder
    What was that video you mentioned earlier?
[02:08] Taco
    I'm a YouTuber on top of
    runnin' my takoyaki biz.
[02:11] Versus
    A YouTuber? Awesome!
[02:14] Taco
    Wanna see a vid?
[02:16] Versus
    I sure do!
[02:19] Taco
    I'm gonna be Japan's finest
    pachislot YouTuber!
[02:23] Versus
    Double-digit views! Wow!
[02:25] Taco
    Every legend has a beginning!
[02:28] Hanabi
    I'm a goner.
[02:30] Versus
    Tacoslot-san, Hanabi's battery
    has run out from hunger.
[02:34] Taco
    Well, shucks! If you were
    hungry, why didn't you say so?
[02:37] Taco
    Here, here, here, here!
[02:39] Taco
    There, all done!
[02:42] Trio
    Delicious!
[02:44] Taco
    You're darn right! Go on, eat up!
[02:47] Taco
    Of course, skills like that come easy to us!
[02:53] Taco
    I can't understand a word you're sayin'!
[02:56] Hanabi
    Why don't you leave this empty lot behind
    and set up your stall in our hall?
SIGN    Takoyaki
[03:00] Taco
    I'd take up your offer, but wouldn't
    I hafta pay rent or somethin'?
[03:05] Hanabi
    For food this tasty, we'd let you in free!
[03:07] Hanabi
    In fact, the manager will pay you!
[03:10] Taco
    Really?
[03:11] Taco
    The three of us'd be so grateful!
SIGN    Takoyaki
[03:14] Thunder
    Three?
SIGN    Takoyaki
[03:15] Taco
    They just got back.
[03:17] Taco
    I'll make some introductions!
[03:18] Taco
    We're the best slot girls in Japan...
[03:20] Taco
    The three skill-relevant sisters!
[03:27] Taco
    What's with the weird black coating?