E7 - Hanabi-chan Fails to Launch

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SIGN    Hanabi-chan
    The girl who popped out of the game world
SIGN    Hanabi-chan
    The girl who popped out of the game world
SIGN    Shitamachi
SIGN    Re-Opening
[00:30] Versus
    It's been a few days since the
    business suspension came in,
[00:32] Versus
    but he's still locked up tight!
SIGN    Manager Musashi turned to stone after receiving his business suspension
[00:36] Hanabi
    Think I could draw a mustache on him?
[00:38] Thunder
    Well, you already did...
[00:40] Versus
    Since we're free for the day,
    let's all go for a walk!
[00:43] Hanabi
    Great idea!
[00:45] Kumazawa
    Kuma! Kuma!
SIGN    Parlor Hero
[00:49] Hanabi
    It's a pachinko hall!
[00:50] Versus
    We can go in!
[00:51] Thunder
    What a good idea!
[00:52] Thunder
    Investigate the competition.
[00:54] Versus
    And as long as we're here,
    we'll have a pachislot battle!
[00:56] Versus
    With lunch on the line!
[00:57] Hanabi
    All right! You're on!
[01:00] Versus
    It's in the bag!
[01:01] Thunder
    Being in someone else's hall is fascinating!
SIGN    Things might get technical here, but please enjoy the atmosphere
[01:05] Hanabi
    In pachislot, nothing beats
    pulling those big bonuses!
[01:09] Versus
    Yeah! You always wanna pull the big!
[01:12] Hanabi
    Let's see who can pull three bigs first!
[01:15] Hanabi
    How about it?
[01:16] Versus
    Three bigs?
[01:18] Versus
    Let's do it!
SIGN    Three big bonuses, Hanabi-chan!
SIGN    Confidence in Victory
SIGN    Kumazawa
[01:22] Versus
    Let's go for a spin!
[01:25] Hanabi
    Which machine should I try?
[01:27] Thunder
    Hanabi-chan! Hanabi-chan!
[01:29] Thunder
    The medals in that corner are golden!
[01:33] Hanabi
    What?! Easy jackpots!
[01:36] Thunder
    I wonder why pachislot players
    are so drawn to golden things!
[01:43] Hanabi
    What? What? What?
[01:45] Hanabi
    A thousand yen converts to 200 medals...
[01:48] Hanabi
    This is...
[01:50] Hanabi
    A loving gift from the god of medals?!
SIGN    Hanabi's in the 5-yen pachislot area
SIGN    An area with a lower rate of return than standard medals
SIGN    5-yen slot corner
[01:57] Hanabi
    It's a little scary...
[01:59] Hanabi
    Maybe I'll stick with 2000 yen worth.
SIGN    Normal Rate Area
[02:05] Manager
    Excuse me, miss...
[02:07] Manager
    Those medals...
[02:09] Hanabi
    No! I paid for these medals fair and square!
[02:12] Manager
    Excuse me.
[02:14] Manager
    What I mean is, you can't use those medals--
[02:19] Manager
    Is it... a bear?!
[02:24] Manager
    You may have fooled others,
[02:26] Manager
    but you can't fool me, a
    former hunter of the north!
[02:29] Manager
    I may not have a musket...
[02:31] Manager
    But I do have the balls!
[02:44] Versus
    Don't you hurt Kumazawa!
[02:51] Staff
    Excuse me, miss!
[02:52] Staff
    Excuse me, miss! Miss!
[02:54] Versus
    Something's going on now!
[02:57] Hanabi
    Time to slip out, huh?
[02:59] Hanabi
    Smokescreen!
[03:03] Hanabi
    Oh, the sprinklers!
[03:07] Staff
    Gotcha!
[03:17] Police
    The culprits are still at large.
[03:18] Police
    Multiple perpetrators.
SIGN    Parlor Hero
[03:20] Thunder
    How very troublesome!
[03:22] Versus
    They started it!
[03:24] Hanabi
    Well, let's forget all about that!
[03:26] Hanabi
    I'm hungry! Let's get something to eat!