18 - Oh Zap, Totes Legit

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[00:32] Jabber
    The party can't last forever, Zanka old pal.
[00:45] Jabber
    Guess I'd better offer you up
    to the trash beast now.
[00:59] Jabber
    Good ol' Jabber carried out
    his mission like a champ!
[01:12] Jabber
    Can't wait to get my reward from the boss!
[01:29] Jabber
    The hell?!
[03:11] Fu
    Crap.
[03:14] Fu
    Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap...
[03:21] Fu
    People might be finishing
    their fights already.
[03:25] Fu
    I-If I don't hurry, I'll end up dead last...
[03:30] Fu
    But... Does that mean I have to start?
[03:34] Fu
    I don't know how to start a fight.
[03:38] Fu
    Wh-Wh-What do I do?!
[03:43] Fu
    H-Hey...
[03:45] Fu
    S-So, m-mi-mister...
[03:48] Enjin
    Mimister?
[03:50] Fu
    My name... um...
[03:53] Fu
    What was it again?
[03:55] Fu
    Ah, um, Fu Oros...tor...
[03:58] Enjin
    Umfuoros?
[04:01] Enjin
    Got it. I'm Enjin.
[04:09] Fu
    M-Mr. Zodyl... m-my boss...
    told me this thing...
[04:14] Fu
    "We've gotta make the other Cleaners
    we brought here into offerings."
[04:20] Enjin
    Offerings?
[04:22] Fu
    I know I can do that...
[04:24] Fu
    but he told me to get it done
    before the other Raiders do.
[04:29] Fu
    If... I end up in last place...
[04:40] Fu
    S-So... I gotta get our fight started already!
[04:47] Fu
    Y-Yeah!
[04:51] Fu
    So anyway, could you
    please maybe hit me first?!
[05:13] Enjin
    That'll be a no.
SIGN    A little while earlier...
SIGN    Episode 18
SIGN    Oh Zap, Totes Legit
[06:14] Noerde
    Using wind to throw my hair off
    without touching it?
[06:18] Noerde
    But how long will that work?
[06:39] Noerde
    You wretch! Don't you turn your back on me!
[06:53] Noerde
    You're trying my last nerve!
[06:55] Noerde
    You think you can sneak around
[06:59] Noerde
    and catch me unawares?!
[07:07] Noerde
    You slippery little snake!
[07:10] Noerde
    I truly despise women like you!
[07:14] Noerde
    Come out this instant!
[07:16] Noerde
    Are you not also a warrior
    who chose the path of battle?!
[07:20] Noerde
    A true warrior would face me head-on!
[07:26] Riyo
    I was right on the money.
[07:29] Riyo
    Your little zappy-zap mode...
[07:33] Riyo
    It's got a time limit, doesn't it?!
[07:41] Riyo
    She dodged it?
[08:01] Noerde
    I wasn't about to let you cut my hair twice.
[08:06] Noerde
    Just as one learns to perform
    fiery Latin dances in heels,
[08:11] Noerde
    I can move my hair
    as if it has nerve endings.
[08:16] Noerde
    How long do you think I've had this long hair?
[08:20] Noerde
    Don't take me lightly!
[08:24] Riyo
    You're pretty legit.
[08:27] Riyo
    I've never met someone
    with such pride in their long hair.
[08:31] Noerde
    But you're right...
[08:34] Noerde
    The static electricity charged
    by Milet here does have a time limit.
[08:39] Noerde
    I can willingly put it out as well,
[08:42] Noerde
    but I can't get it to last longer
    than a minute or two.
[08:47] Noerde
    It's not all-powerful.
[08:49] Riyo
    Well, hey, I'm glad to hear that.
[08:53] Riyo
    I thought maybe wind
    might be your weak point...
[08:57] Riyo
    I was getting kind of nervous I might
    have to get these windmills working!
[09:03] Riyo
    Nice to know the time limit
    is your weak point instead.
[09:08] Noerde
    You're optimistic, Riyo.
[09:11] Noerde
    I know how to compensate for my weak point.
[09:15] Noerde
    That's what makes me a warrior.
[09:26] Riyo
    The way she moves...
[09:28] Riyo
    Noerde! What was your last job?
[09:34] Noerde
    I lived in a village of women
    in the southern lands...
[09:37] Noerde
    The warrior tribe, Sileia!
[09:43] Riyo
    Sorry! Never heard of it.
[09:45] Noerde
    That's unsurprising.
[09:49] Noerde
    It was destroyed a long time ago!
[09:59] Noerde
    The way you move isn't suited
    to a large weapon like that.
[10:08] Riyo
    Nah, it totally is.
[10:11] Riyo
    But I'll admit...
[10:16] Riyo
    I'm much better fighting alone.
[10:23] Noerde
    Who the hell are you?
[10:26] Riyo
    I'm Riyo.
[13:02] Noerde
    You weren't a kitten after all.
[13:09] Noerde
    But...
[13:11] Noerde
    You're still just a kitty-cat.
[13:20] Riyo
    Hey.
[13:22] Riyo
    No one could hear a cry
    for help from here, right?
[13:26] Noerde
    No. There's no escape from here.
[13:31] Riyo
    I see.
[13:33] Riyo
    No one can hear, huh?
[13:37] Noerde
    Don't worry. Once this is over,
[13:40] Noerde
    you'll be offered up
    alongside your companions.
[13:46] Noerde
    Hey...
[14:35] Noerde
    Why...
[14:36] Noerde
    Why do you have that thing?!
[14:40] Riyo
    Enjin said I can't kill people anymore.
[14:45] Riyo
    So I was trying really hard
    to fight without killing you.
[14:49] Riyo
    But you're just too strong,
    so I ended up having to use it.
[14:54] Riyo
    Thankfully, it seems like nobody can hear it.
[14:58] Riyo
    I want to finish things here
    so I can get going.
[15:01] Riyo
    I have to protect my team from the enemy.
[15:08] Riyo
    Don't worry. Those scissors
    are my only vital instrument.
[15:12] Riyo
    I'll never stain them with blood again.
[15:16] Riyo
    That's a promise I made a long time ago.
[15:19] Riyo
    This is an ordinary gun I got
    from my boss at my last job.
[15:23] Riyo
    A parting gift.
[15:25] Noerde
    Don't tell me, you're...
[15:28] Noerde
    a professional killer?!
[15:38] Riyo
    That's going to have to
    be our little secret, okay?
[15:44] Riyo
    Lucky for you, Enjin's got me on a leash now.
[15:48] Riyo
    That means you get to live.
[15:51] Riyo
    You can't move now,
    but I made sure it was a flesh wound.
[15:54] Riyo
    Make sure that manhole kid saves you.
[15:59] Riyo
    I'm gonna go look for the rest of my team now.
[16:07] Riyo
    You know where they are?
[16:13] Noerde
    I just assumed the Cleaners
    would like to keep their hands clean...
[16:23] Noerde
    There's some real dirty bastards there.
[16:30] Riyo
    Only the manhole kid and the Raiders' boss
    know where they are, huh?
[16:37] Riyo
    And she said these pipes link
    together like blood vessels...
[16:41] Riyo
    Won't be easy to find them.
[17:03] (Flashback) Riyo
    I wanna know more about you.
[17:06] (Flashback) Riyo
    Okay?
[17:10] Riyo
    I still don't know how Rudo will end up.
[17:24] Riyo
    But...
[17:34] (Flashback) Riyo
    Enjin.
[17:36] (Flashback) Riyo
    Why don't I go and ask her what's what?
[17:41] (Flashback) Rudo
    Let's you and me learn
    to hold our hands out to others.
[17:45] (Flashback) Rudo
    Together.
[17:53] Riyo
    Could have just let her be.
SIGN    Back to the Present
[18:01] Jabber
    The hell?!
[18:21] Riyo
    You're too stubborn to die, I'm sure.
[18:30] Riyo
    Zanka? You okay?
[18:35] Riyo
    Hey.
[18:38] Riyo
    Oh, you're alive. Awesome.
[18:42] Riyo
    Looks like he hit you
    with a pretty nasty toxin.
[18:46] Riyo
    Guess we'd better get you out of here.
[18:54] Riyo
    We need to get back and get you patched up.
[19:15] Cthoni
    Jabber won.
[19:18] Cthoni
    Noerde lost.
[19:19] Cthoni
    Fu's still waiting for the umbrella-wielder
    to make the first move.
[19:26] Cthoni
    Bundus is talking to the "father-son" duo,
    trying to get info about the Cleaners' leader.
[19:33] Zodyl
    Rudo.
[19:36] Zodyl
    You Cleaners are tougher than I expected.
[19:39] Rudo
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[19:40] Rudo
    What are you doing to them?
[19:43] Zodyl
    We should get moving.
[20:07] Rudo
    Dammit... You...
[20:09] Rudo
    Quit tossing me around!
[20:12] Rudo
    You still haven't told me where we are,
[20:16] Rudo
    why you're here, or what you want from me!
[20:19] Rudo
    I'm gonna pound you, asshole!
[20:21] Zodyl
    You just can't do anything
    without cursing and flailing, can you?
[20:27] Zodyl
    I made you an offer.
[20:29] Zodyl
    "Want to take the Sphere down with me?"
[20:34] Zodyl
    It's not your mouth
    you should be working right now.
[20:38] Zodyl
    It's your brain—considering whether to accept.
[20:44] Zodyl
    Are you the kind of person who can't
    do anything unless it's all laid out for you?
[20:49] Zodyl
    Should I prepare a picture book?
[20:53] Rudo
    Well, I've got one thing worked out!
[20:58] Rudo
    You're just the kind of asshole I hate!
[21:04] Zodyl
    I wish a more level-headed Sphereite
    had fallen down here instead.
[21:14] Zodyl
    I doubt you have anything to contribute
    regarding a plan to reach the Sphere.
[21:20] Zodyl
    Allow me to show you, then.
[21:41] Zodyl
    The Watchman series—
[21:47] Zodyl
    Your gloves.
[21:50] Zodyl
    My coat.
[21:53] Zodyl
    And these boots.
[21:57] Zodyl
    I was trying to create my own entries
    in the Watchman series.