E9 - The Closed k / The Ultimate Two Halves of One

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SIGN    Stranded
SIGN    A Masquerade
     to Choose a Wife
SIGN    Trapped in a blizzard at
    the Kagamino Mansion
[00:00] Narrator
    Previously on FUUTO PI*...*
SIGN    Partners
SIGN    Reinforcements
SIGN    Master of the House
SIGN    On the way
SIGN    Helped
SIGN    Asked for Help
SIGN    Battling
SIGN    Butler
SIGN    Antique Art Dealer??
SIGN    Bridal Candidates
SIGN    Grandmother
SIGN    Someone in the Mansion?
[00:03] Kanna
    I don't remember!
[00:06] Kuya
    You're saying that one of the bridal
    candidates is going to die, every night.
[00:09] Kuya
    Do I have that right?
SIGN    Bridal Candidates
[00:11] Shotaro
    People have died in this case,
    but there have been no murders.
[00:15] Shotaro
    It was turning into a Dopant
    that did the victims in.
SIGN    Partners
[00:18] Bando
    It's been said those involved with
    Gaia Memories are drawn to each other...
[00:23] Bando
    But I never expected to encounter the
    Kamen Rider duo in a place like this.
SIGN    Trapped in a blizzard at
    the Kagamino Mansion
SIGN    Stranded
SIGN    Partners
SIGN    Helped
SIGN    Asked for Help
SIGN    A Masquerade
     to Choose a Wife
SIGN    Someone in the Mansion?
SIGN    Master of the House
SIGN    Grandmother
SIGN    Butler
SIGN    Bridal Candidates
SIGN    Antique Art Dealer??
SIGN    Reinforcements
SIGN    On the way
SIGN    Battling
[00:30] Shotaro
    So, it was you.
[00:32] Shotaro
    That Memory was originally yours.
[00:35] Philip
    You arranged to have slots
    implanted in the bridal candidates
[00:38] Philip
    so that they would fight
    over the Memory and Kuya.
[00:42] Philip
    The culprit responsible for this case...
[00:45] Shotaro
    It's you...
[00:50] Shotaro
    Kiku Kagamino.
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    The Closed k / The Ultimate Two Halves of One
[02:25] Kuya
    G-Grandmother?
[02:29] Kiku
    I'm impressed.
[02:31] Kuya
    Grandmother, what is
    this "true culprit" business?
[02:34] Kiku
    These boys are ace detectives.
[02:37] Kiku
    As well as being that Kamen Rider
    who's been battling Dopants...
[02:41] Kiku
    They live up to their reputation.
[02:44] Kiku
    You're Ryubee Sonozaki's son, aren't you?
[02:48] Kiku
    When you were little, you came by once...
[02:52] Kiku
    Visiting the village
    for an archaeological dig.
[02:56] Philip
    That was before I gained
    access to the Gaia Library.
[02:59] Philip
    In other words, before any
    Gaia Memories were created.
[03:04] Philip
    Then this village did have links
    to the Museum, at some point.
[03:08] Philip
    That explains why it's so much larger
    than the other local properties,
[03:11] Philip
    and has such considerable power resources.
[03:15] Kiku
    I've been around Gaia Memories
    for a decent while now.
[03:19] Kiku
    Keeping the Kagamino family from
    hitting rock bottom, from the shadows...
[03:24] Kiku
    I worked with the Museum to that end,
[03:27] Kiku
    offering them use of the premises,
[03:29] Kiku
    as well as my own body to experiment on.
[03:32] Kiku
    I used this power to get
    rid of anyone in the way,
[03:36] Kiku
    as well as gathering wealth
    from here and there.
[03:42] Kiku
    It's been a lot of killing
    and robbing, indeed.
[03:47] Kuya
    You've... all this time...?
[03:50] Kuya
    What have you done, Grandmother?! Why?!
[03:53] Kiku
    Kuya...
[03:54] Kiku
    Everything I did...
[03:57] Kiku
    Hasn't it always been for you?
[04:04] Kiku
    But I haven't got long left.
[04:07] Kiku
    So I realized I needed to find a wife for you.
[04:10] Kiku
    The kind of dependable she-devil who
    could inherit my Alcohol Memory,
[04:16] Kiku
    the same tool I've used to protect
    the family from the shadows all this time.
[04:22] Kiku
    The perfect partner to ensure you
[04:24] Kiku
    a lifetime of luxury in blissful ignorance!
[04:29] Kiku
    I protected your parents in secret
    the entire time they were together.
[04:34] Kiku
    And now, my only concern is
    securing your future, my grandson.
[04:41] Shotaro
    This was all for Kuya?
[04:43] Philip
    She was still experimenting on humans,
[04:46] Philip
    but to think there was a
    sincere element of matchmaking...
[04:48] Kiku
    With the cat out of the bag,
    I suppose it's all over.
[04:52] Kiku
    Forgive me, Kuya.
[04:56] Kiku
    I can't let these guests
    of yours leave here alive!
[05:02] Shotaro
    K-Kiku, don't do it!
[05:08] Tokime
    Shotaro?!
[05:09] Kiku
    I need to warn you:
[05:10] Kiku
    When I use Alcohol,
    it's of a much finer vintage.
[05:13] Kiku
    It seems when certain people use
    Gaia Memories for long enough,
[05:17] Kiku
    superhuman powers awaken within them.
[05:23] Kiku
    Such people can pull off tricks
    like this in their human form.
[05:28] Kiku
    And when they transform into a Dopant...
[05:32] Kiku
    They use powers beyond what
    the Memory should be capable of.
[05:36] Kiku
    Now, what was that called again?
[05:39] Tokime
    A High Dope.
[05:42] Kiku
    Yes, yes, that's the term.
[05:44] Kiku
    It seems I was one of
    the original High Dopes.
SIGN    Alcohol!
[05:49] Kiku
    I would brace yourselves
    if I were you, Kamen Rider.
[05:53] Kuya
    Grandmother!
[06:06] Shotaro
    Tokime! Grab Kuya and get clear!
SIGN    Cyclone! Joker!
[06:19] Philip/Shotaro
    Transform!
SIGN    Cyclone! Joker!
[07:18] Philip
    This is incredible!
[07:20] Philip
    Her transformed state is far
    stronger than Kei Arito's!
[07:23] Shotaro
    Is this the kind of power
    that one of these High Dopes has?
[07:30] Shotaro
    This is bad, partner!
[07:31] Philip
    Yes. She's a deadly opponent.
[07:33] Shotaro
    It's not just that!
[07:35] Kiku
    Are you two ready?
[07:37] Shotaro
    Yeah.
[07:38] Shotaro
    We've got a card in hand that even trumps
     a joker, and we're ready to play it.
[07:42] Philip
    It's time you witnessed the ultimate W!
[07:45] Kiku
    The ultimate W?
[07:47] Philip
    Indeed!
[07:48] Philip
    And once he comes forth,
    this battle will end in an instant.
[07:55] Philip
    Come! Xtreme!
[08:01] Tokime
    The Xtreme Memory!
[08:04] Tokime
    The notebook said it's the most
     powerful Memory W has!
[08:10] Tokime
    Philip's body went into the Memory?!
[08:13] Philip
    Precisely.
[08:14] Philip
    The Xtreme Memory, like Fang,
[08:16] Philip
    comes to us when we're in danger.
[08:19] Philip
    It can digitize my body into data,
    and store it inside.
[08:23] Shotaro
    When we use it, Philip and I truly become one!
SIGN    Xtreme!
[08:30] Shotaro
    Not just our minds...
[08:32] Shotaro
    But our bodies also fuse
    to become the ultimate W!
[08:37] Kiku
    And that's...
[08:47] Philip/Shotaro
    Kamen Rider W, Cyclone Joker Xtreme!
[08:52] Kiku
    So, this is what the rumors were about.
    W's most powerful form...
[08:57] Kiku
    But will it be powerful enough
    to overcome the alcoholic power
[09:02] Kiku
    that's seeped into me over all these years?!
[09:19] Tokime
    The Prism Bicker.
[09:21] Philip
    I've analyzed the full extent
    of the enemy's abilities.
[09:24] Philip
    As Cyclone Joker Xtreme,
[09:27] Philip
    we gain direct access to the
    knowledge of the Gaia Library.
[09:31] Philip
    Which means learning all there is to know
[09:33] Philip
    about an enemy's Memory in an instant.
[09:36] Shotaro
    We already know exactly how to stop you.
SIGN    Prism!
SIGN    Cyclone Maximum Drive!
SIGN    Joker Maximum Drive!
SIGN    Metal Maximum Drive!
SIGN    Trigger Maximum Drive!
[09:54] Philip/Shotaro
    Bicker Charge Break!
[10:04] Kiku
    Is that all?
[10:06] Kiku
    Alcohol keeps me from feeling any pain!
[10:09] Kiku
    I thought this fight was
    supposed to be over in an instant!
[10:12] Philip
    But I never said it would be
    over in a single strike.
[10:15] Philip
    This involves two attacks.
[10:17] Shotaro
    First, we had to set things up by exposing
     the Memory inside your body.
SIGN    Xtreme Maximum Drive!
[10:35] Philip/Shotaro
    W Xtreme!
[10:47] Shotaro
    H-How'd it go?!
[10:49] Philip
    It's all right.
[10:50] Philip
    We chose the type of Memory Break
[10:51] Philip
    that would cause the least
    amount of damage possible.
[10:55] Kiku
    What was that?
[10:56] Philip
    Shotaro was concerned for your well-being.
[10:59] Shotaro
    You might be immune to pain,
    and a violent criminal,
[11:04] Shotaro
    but you're a senior citizen, Kiku.
[11:06] Shotaro
    There's no telling how much stress
    a transformed battle could put on you.
[11:10] Shotaro
    I wanted to end this as fast as possible.
[11:13] Shotaro
    And my partner understood.
[11:15] Shotaro
    We are two halves of one, after all.
[11:18] Kiku
    Good grief, what a pair of sweethearts.
[11:23] Kiku
    But you've got me beat.
[11:25] Kiku
    It seems my drunken journey
    has come to an end.
[11:30] Kuya
    G-Grandmother...
[11:34] Tokime
    What is this?! What happened?!
[11:35] Shotaro
    Kiku!
[11:37] Kiku
    Forgive me.
[11:39] Kiku
    The mansion is to be set
    on fire should I ever lose,
[11:43] Kiku
    as I arranged with my butler.
[11:46] Kimura
    It has been a pleasure
[11:49] Kimura
    to serve you to the very end, Mrs. Kiku.
[11:58] Kiku
    This was always part
    of my arrangement with him.
[12:06] Kiku
    You Kamen Rider boys...
[12:08] Kiku
    I'm in no position to ask for favors,
[12:10] Kiku
    but please, take Kuya and go.
[12:12] Kuya
    Grandmother—
[12:13] Shotaro
    Kiku, we can't!
[12:14] Shotaro
    You'll die!
[12:15] Kiku
    Kuya... my dear grandchild...
[12:18] Kiku
    Without the mansion,
[12:20] Kiku
    you'll have to find your own way
    through the world from now on.
[12:25] Kiku
    But... this may be for the best.
[12:29] Kiku
    Compared to using the power
    of this demonic brew
[12:31] Kiku
    to continue feasting in the darkness...
[12:35] Kuya
    Grandmother!
[12:38] Kiku
    Live well, dear.
[12:41] Shotaro
    Kiku!
[12:42] Philip
    It's too late! We have to save the others!
[12:45] Shotaro
    Damn it!
SIGN    Luna Maximum Drive!
[13:03] Tokime
    You two saved us.
[13:05] Tokime
    Thanks.
[13:09] Shotaro
    It didn't all come from using
    a Gaia Memory for so long.
[13:13] Shotaro
    Kuya...
[13:14] Shotaro
    Kiku's overprotective love
    for you led her to cause all this.
[13:21] Shotaro
    I didn't want her to die.
[13:24] Philip
    There was nothing we could do.
[13:26] Philip
    Xtreme may be all-knowing...
[13:29] Philip
    But it can't read people's thoughts.
[13:45] Scream
    You're so, so strong!
[13:48] Scream
    I wuv it!
[13:50] Scream
    Make sure to fall into lots of pieces, 'kay?
[13:52] Scream
    So that the pics look good!
[13:57] Terui
    Go to hell.
[14:07] Shotaro
    Terui! You all right?
[14:09] Terui
    She's been able to survive Trial's
    super speed for this long...
[14:12] Terui
    Which makes her extremely dangerous.
[14:14] Scream
    So, so strong! I really wuv you!
[14:19] Scream
    I have just got to get a good
     shot of you all torn up.
[14:22] Terui
    Enough talk!
[14:28] Terui
    What?!
[14:31] Shotaro
    Damn, that's huge!
[14:34] Philip
    Shotaro, look at the head!
[14:40] Shotaro
    Kanamori?
[14:42] Bando
    An alias for this occasion.
[14:45] Bando
    My real name is Yukiji Bando.
[14:49] Shotaro
    He's got a Driver, too?
[14:51] Shotaro
    A new enemy faction...
[14:52] Bando
    Not exactly, I'd say.
[14:54] Bando
    We're more like citizens
    from a neighboring city.
[14:56] Shotaro
    A city?
[14:58] (Flashback) Kiku
    This was always part
    of my arrangement with him.
[15:02] Shotaro
    They're the ones who were working with Kiku?
[15:06] Bando
    My dear Kamen Riders...
[15:08] Bando
    I appreciate this informative
    display you've put on today.
[15:12] Bando
    Xtreme and Trial...
[15:14] Bando
    I was finally able to see
    what you're truly capable of.
[15:17] Bando
    It would've been ideal if we could've
    avoided dealing with you at all, but...
[15:23] Bando
    Fate has other plans, it seems.
SIGN    Aurora!
[15:51] Bando
    Perhaps we'll meet again.
[15:54] Philip
    Aurora...
SIGN    Kamome Billiards
[16:15] Philip
    I looked up the Dopants we
    encountered the other day.
[16:18] Philip
    Aurora's accomplices are almost
    certainly Scream and Brachiosaurus.
[16:24] Shotaro
    Hey, I forgot to ask.
[16:26] Shotaro
    How did you get in touch with
    Terui and the gang, anyway?
[16:29] Philip
    The answer is quite simple.
[16:31] Philip
    I improvised a signal-boosting device
    from what I could find at the mansion
[16:34] Philip
    attached it to Fang, then had him
     head to the edge of town.
[16:38] Philip
    I got the sense that the communications
    failure wasn't simply due to the weather.
[16:42] Philip
    Which led me to deduce that the mansion had
    some sort of jamming equipment installed.
[16:47] Philip
    It seemed odd, given that most isolated
    locations have measures to improve signal.
[16:50] Philip
    Especially when they already
     have back-up power.
[16:52] Shotaro
    But if the Museum had their mitts
    in the place, that explains it.
[16:56] Shotaro
    Which led to your conclusion
    about the human experiments.
[16:59] Kuya
    I'm sorry,
[17:00] Kuya
    but I'm still having trouble
    accepting my Grandmother's death.
[17:04] Kuya
    Who in the world is responsible for this?
[17:08] Kuya
    You've gotta tell me.
[17:09] Shotaro
    It was Yukiji Bando, that guy
    who called himself Kanamori.
[17:13] Shotaro
    The Aurora Dopant.
[17:15] Terui
    There is a Kanamori Antique
    Art Shop in Kogarashi Hill.
[17:18] Terui
    And they have have dealt
    with Kiku Kagamino in the past.
[17:23] Terui
    But this is Daisuke Kanamori.
[17:26] Shotaro
    You never met the guy before?
[17:28] Kuya
    No...
[17:29] Kuya
    All the deals were arranged by Grandmother.
[17:32] Kuya
    I didn't have a clue.
[17:34] Shotaro
    After Kiku realized that she was
    near the end of her life,
[17:38] Shotaro
    he learned about how she was looking
    for someone compatible to inherit Alcohol.
[17:42] Shotaro
    Aurora was studying this new breed
    of people, the "High Dopes,"
[17:46] Shotaro
    so their purposes were aligned.
[17:49] Shotaro
    After all, Kiku was a perfect example
    of a High Dope herself.
[17:54] Shotaro
    Talk about a setup for mad science.
[17:56] Terui
    He mentioned a "city."
[17:58] Terui
    He might've been the one to seek out
    Mihara, the former Meganeura,
[18:01] Terui
    and then cut him loose.
[18:04] Shotaro
    Aurora publicized how rich
    the Kagamino family was
[18:07] Shotaro
    and then used it to hook
    a handful of greedy women.
[18:11] Shotaro
    Er, no offense.
[18:12] Kurumi
    Hey, I'm not gonna deny the facts.
[18:15] Philip
    At some point you all may have been marked
[18:17] Philip
    as having the potential for compatibility.
[18:21] Philip
    Information that just
    happened to be relevant here.
[18:24] Shotaro
    The butler, Kimura, was an accomplice too.
[18:26] Shotaro
    He was probably doing it
    purely out of loyalty to Kiku.
[18:31] Shotaro
    Once the four girls were in the village,
    they were briefly put to sleep,
[18:36] Shotaro
    and then Kiku used the gizmo
    to install the Alcohol slots.
[18:40] Akiko
    Would that really be enough
    to get them fighting,
[18:42] Akiko
    even killing each other, over the Memory,
    when they didn't even know what it was?
[18:46] Philip
    The superpowered individuals known
    as High Dopes have special abilities.
[18:49] Philip
    It's possible that the Alcohol Memory,
    in Kiku's use for so long,
[18:52] Philip
    may have compelled them,
    subconsciously, to do so.
[18:56] Philip
    "Use this Memory to
    eliminate anyone in your way,
[18:58] Philip
    and dedicate your life to
    the head of the Kagamino family."
[19:01] Kanna
    When I first picked up the Memory,
    I did feel something along those lines.
[19:06] Kurumi
    It was the same for me.
[19:08] Shotaro
    The village's masquerade
    was probably always a version of that.
[19:13] Shotaro
    The most fearsome woman,
    who could outwit the others,
[19:17] Shotaro
    is proven fit to be a bride
    for the Kagamino family.
[19:22] Shotaro
    And the rest is like we told you.
[19:24] Shotaro
    All Kiku had to do was leave
    the Memory in Kanna's room,
[19:29] Shotaro
    and the bride candidates would
    lose control of themselves
[19:33] Shotaro
    after encountering it, transforming
    and attacking each other.
[19:35] Shotaro
    The two who weren't
    compatible ended up dying.
[19:40] Tokime
    It's terrifying.
[19:42] Shotaro
    Come to think of it, Kanna...
[19:45] Shotaro
    Compared to the other gals,
    you're a straight arrow
[19:48] Shotaro
    who doesn't strike me
    as particularly greedy.
[19:50] Shotaro
    What made you participate in this
    weird little matchmaking setup?
[19:55] Kanna
    I've always been so dedicated to my work.
[19:58] Kanna
    And before I noticed it, I was an adult
    with no other interests or hobbies.
[20:03] Kanna
    I wanted to do something daring
[20:05] Kanna
    and find something new about myself.
[20:08] Kanna
    I ended up pulling the
    worst card possible, though.
[20:13] Shotaro
    I see.
[20:15] Kanna
    Thank you so much for saving my life.
[20:18] Shotaro
    H-Hey, no thanks necessary.
[20:21] Shotaro
    It's part of the job.
[20:22] Shotaro
    You asked me to save you.
[20:25] Shotaro
    And that's what I did.
[20:28] Shotaro
    All in a day's work, for a detective.
[20:31] Tokime
    Here comes the pretentious streak.
[20:33] Akiko
    You said it!
[20:34] Akiko
    If this was a detective gig,
    then I want a detective's fee!
[20:36] Shotaro
    Uh, my bad. Sorry about that.
[20:39] Kurumi
    Well, it's about time I get out of here.
[20:42] Kurumi
    Y'know, if you're looking for excitement,
    you oughta come by my club.
[20:46] Kurumi
    You might meet someone nice.
[20:48] Kanna
    Okay...
[20:49] Kurumi
    Well, see ya!
[20:55] Shotaro
    Kuya.
[20:57] Shotaro
    Was Kanna really your favorite all along?
[21:02] Kuya
    Even if that is true,
    I'm in no position to open up about it.
[21:05] Kuya
    I've spent my whole life
    living off money I didn't earn.
[21:09] Kuya
    The first thing I need is a job.
[21:11] Kuya
    Your name was Hidari, wasn't it?
[21:13] Shotaro
    Yeah.
[21:14] Kuya
    This whole mess revolved around
    the Kagamino family.
[21:17] Kuya
    I promise I'll pay your fee.
[21:19] Shotaro
    Aw, come on, you just got caught up in it.
[21:22] Shotaro
    It's fine.
[21:23] Kuya
    I think that paying you,
    with money I've earned myself,
[21:25] Kuya
    might be the best way I can pay
    my respects to Grandmother, too.
[21:28] Kuya
    I want her to rest easy.
[21:33] Shotaro
    Kuya...
[21:39] Kuya
    Once I've become a man
[21:42] Kuya
    with the kind of strong roots
    in this town that you have,
[21:47] Kuya
    I might be able to bring myself
    to talk to her, too.
[21:54] Shotaro
    You wanna go grab a drink, Kuya?
[21:57] Shotaro
    Let me treat you.
[21:58] Kuya
    I'll have to pass.
[22:00] Kuya
    I actually don't drink at all.
[22:04] Shotaro
    You're a teetotaler?!
[22:06] Shotaro
    Weren't you sipping on whiskey?!
[22:07] Kuya
    That was actually just oolong tea.
[22:10] Kuya
    Couldn't make it look like
    the head of the house
[22:12] Kuya
    wasn't partaking in a scene
    like that, could I?
[22:14] Kuya
    All right, ace detectives, I'll be seeing you.
[22:22] Shotaro
    What the hell?
[22:24] Shotaro
    Would it have killed him
    to say something sooner?!
[22:27] Shotaro
    Damn!
[22:27] Philip
    It would've ruled him out of
    being Alcohol much faster, yes.
[22:31] Shotaro
    Man...
[22:37] Tokime
    Yukiji Bando...
[22:51] Bando
    So, this is fate.
[22:54] Bando
    My dear Kamen Riders...
[24:29] Akiko
    Akiko's Dangerous Game!
SIGN    Akiko's Dangerous Game
SIGN    What the Heck
[24:32] Akiko
    Today we're gonna find out
    who holds their liquor best
[24:34] Akiko
    out of everyone who was
    at the Kagamino mansion!
[24:37] Koyomi
    This is delicious!
[24:38] Akiko
    Looks like Koyomi's already hammered.
[24:42] Akiko
    And she's done.
[24:43] Kurumi
    What is this?
[24:44] Kei
    I feel great!
[24:44] Akiko
    Kurumi and Kei are hanging tough!
[24:46] Akiko
    They're just a little tipsy.
[24:49] Akiko
    Or not.
[24:49] Kimura
    It'd be my pleasure to
    accompany you to the end.
[24:52] Akiko
    Oh, and someone's not even feeling it!
[24:54] Akiko
    Kimura the butler, who barely had
    any presence in the actual story!
[24:56] Akiko
    We've got us a winner!
[24:58] Philip
    Drink in moderation.