9 - Misuzu's Lie

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SIGN    Shirobori Middle School
[00:02] Teacher
    Quiet down.
SIGN    Ainosuke Takuramakan Veronica Borowczyk Nina Mikhailovna Pavlova (Ninotchka)
[00:04] Teacher
    This is rather unusual, but we have
    three transfer students joining us.
[00:09] Chuta
    Tateyan?
[00:10] Tateyan
    Um...
[00:11] Tateyan
    Ninotchka-san!
[00:12] Tateyan
    Will you be the futsal club manager?
[00:15] Chuta
    What?!
[00:16] Ninotchka
    Um... Me?
[00:18] Veronica
    What's with him?
[00:19] Teacher
    Hey, Tateno. Are you
    already hitting on her?
[00:21] Tateyan
    Yeah, pretty much.
[00:24] Chuta
    He's not even denying it.
[00:26] Toku
    That boy transfer student...
[00:28] Toku
    If his hobby is bodybuilding to go along
    with that face, he's very much my type.
[00:31] Shizu
    I don't think I really like that...
[00:33] Dolugh
    Dr. Love is popular, too.
[00:36] Chuta
    They're totally being fooled
    by his appearance!
[00:38] Chuta
    He's actually a 500-year-old
    perverted scientist inside!
[00:41] Chuta
    I'm sure what's on his mind right now is...
[00:44] Love
    The weather is great again today,
    so let's begin the Taklamakan Project here.
[00:48] Misuzu
    Yes, Dr. Love.
[00:50] Love
    You brought the tanning lotion
    and mat, right?
[00:53] Misuzu
    Yes, Dr. Love.
[00:56] Love
    Now, take off your clothes.
[00:58] Love
    Will you put this on instead?
[01:04] Misuzu
    Yes, Dr. Love.
[01:08] Chuta
    I want to let everyone know
    how dangerous he is!
[01:11] Dolugh
    I'm pretty sure people think you're
    dangerous right now, too.
[01:13] Chuta
    Huh?
[01:15] Chuta
    Huh?
SIGN    Misuzu's Lie
SIGN    Shirobori Middle School
[02:48] Toku
    Hey, Misuzu.
[02:51] Toku
    What am I going to do if that transfer boy's
    soleus muscle is perfectly cut?
[02:56] Shizu
    Jeez.
[02:57] Misuzu
    What transfer boy?
[02:59] Toku
    Ideally for me, I hope he just
    has protein in his bag.
[03:04] Toku
    Oh, man. I'm so tempted to peek in his bag
    when we clean the classroom.
[03:08] Misuzu and Shizu
    That's a crime.
[03:10] Veronica
    I'm so surprised that Misuzu
    goes to this school.
[03:14] Veronica
    Why didn't you say anything?
[03:17] Toku
    Oh? Misuzu, you know the transfer girl?
[03:21] Misuzu
    No. This is the first time I've seen you.
[03:24] Misuzu
    You've got the wrong person.
[03:25] Veronica
    That's a good answer.
[03:27] Veronica
    I have a higher rank than you
    at work. I'll give you credit.
[03:31] Veronica
    At school, we're on common ground.
[03:35] Veronica
    I think you know this,
[03:37] Veronica
    but I'm not going to lose to you
    in academics or P.E., Misuzu!
[03:42] Student A
    Wh-What?
[03:43] Student B
    Is there a fight?
[03:45] Chuta
    Those two are suddenly in a hostile mood.
[03:48] Chuta
    What's going on?
[03:50] Toku
    Hey, what about love? Will you not
    lose to Misuzu in love, either?
[03:53] Shizu
    Shh!
[03:54] Veronica
    What's with this girl?
[03:56] Misuzu
    Toku-chan...
[03:58] Ninotchka
    Veronica! Let's go. Come on.
[04:01] Veronica
    What? It was just getting good!
[04:05] Dolugh
    Ninotchka is like a responsible adult.
[04:07] Chuta
    True...
[04:08] Tateyan
    Chuta!
[04:09] Tateyan
    Come here.
[04:12] Chuta
    Huh? Bowling?
[04:13] Tateyan
    Yeah. When I invited Ninotchka-chan
    bowling after school,
[04:17] Tateyan
    she said she'd consider it if you, Sonokata,
    and the other transfer students came, too.
[04:21] Chuta
    What? You invited her?
[04:22] Chuta
    Wow, I didn't know Tateyan was so forward.
[04:26] Dolugh
    He's a very fast chubbo.
[04:28] Love
    At your age, your abilities to approach
    the opposite sex will vary.
[04:32] Chuta
    Dr. Love.
[04:34] Chuta
    Where'd he come from?
[04:35] Love
    I haven't matured sufficiently to achieve
    reproduction despite having lived for 500 years,
[04:38] Love
    so my family line is in danger
    of ending with me.
[04:41] Love
    But people like him end up being well-liked by the
     opposite sex, and will leave behind many descendants.
[04:46] Tateyan
    Chuta, you know that transfer student?
[04:49] Chuta
    I just talked to him for the first time.
[04:51] Tateyan
    You seem weird and fun, too.
[04:54] Tateyan
    I'm Tateyan.
[04:55] Love
    My name is Takurama... um, I forgot.
[05:00] Love
    My real name is Taklamakan Strangelove.
[05:03] Chuta
    If you do that, then having an alias is pointless!
[05:05] Tateyan
    That's a long name!
    Your nickname will be Takkun.
[05:08] Chuta
    Takkun?
[05:09] Tateyan
    Takkun, you'll go bowling, too, right?
[05:11] Love
    Sure.
[05:13] Tateyan
    So, Chuta.
[05:16] Tateyan
    I have a huge favor to ask you.
    I want you to invite Sonokata Misuzu.
[05:21] Chuta
    Huh?
[05:22] Tateyan
    I've never talked to Sonokata.
    You guys seem close.
[05:26] Chuta
    W-We're not...
[05:28] Chuta
    I can't!
[05:31] Misuzu
    I'll pass.
[05:33] Chuta
    See?
[05:34] Chuta
    C-Could you at least consider it?
[05:37] Chuta
    Veronica, Ninotchka, and Dr. Love
    will be there, too.
[05:40] Chuta
    It's just bowling.
[05:42] Misuzu
    I don't see a point in going.
[05:44] Chuta
    Come on, please?
[05:45] Misuzu
    I decline.
[05:47] Chuta
    Man...
[05:48] Misuzu
    More importantly, why didn't you
    ask me in person?
[05:52] Misuzu
    Using your police badge
    for a personal matter is...
[05:54] Chuta
    I don't have a choice!
[05:55] Chuta
    You don't like the smell of my SPH...
[06:01] Misuzu
    I-I told you that was a
    misunderstanding on my part...
[06:04] Chuta
    You're lying! You said you were just dealing
    with it for the sake of the mission!
[06:09] Misuzu
    That was... um...
[06:11] Chuta
    Then why did you have a nose plug on?
[06:14] Misuzu
    When I looked in the mirror,
[06:15] Misuzu
    I suddenly thought my nose
    was lacking something...
[06:18] Chuta
    What the heck? So that
    was just an accessory?
[06:21] Misuzu
    Yes...
[06:22] Chuta
    It doesn't look good on you at all!
[06:25] Misuzu
    How would you know that?
    You're picking a fight with me like a child!
[06:29] Laine
    Hey, you two! Don't use this line
    for personal matters!
[06:32] Chuta
    Chief Laine!
[06:34] Laine
    Your police badge isn't a cell phone!
[06:37] Laine
    Jeez, you two...
[06:40] Laine
    Since I heard everything you were saying,
    I'm going to say this as your superior...
[06:43] Laine
    Misuzu, you go bowling, too.
[06:47] Laine
    You should communicate with the new team.
[06:51] Laine
    That is an order.
[06:52] Misuzu
    B-But...
[06:54] Laine
    Oh, and also...
[06:56] Laine
    There were weak traces of SPH detected
    at the bowling alley near there.
SIGN    HIROBORI Bowl
[07:01] Laine
    Right now, it could just be an error,
    but go check it out, just in case.
[07:06] Misuzu
    If it's work, I'll go.
[07:08] Laine
    Good. Go have fun!
[07:11] Dolugh
    Isn't that great, Chuta?
[07:12] Chuta
    Thank goodness.
[07:15] Tonto
    You're such a worrywart, Chief.
[07:18] Laine
    That's not true.
SIGN    HIROBORI
    Bowl
[07:22] Veronica
    All right, I'm getting fired up!
[07:24] Ninotchka
    This is pretty exciting, isn't it?
[07:26] Tateyan
    Yeah, really exciting.
[07:28] Love
    It's been about a hundred years
    since I last went bowling.
[07:31] Chuta
    A-A hundred years?!
[07:33] Chuta
    You've bowled before, right, Sonokata?
[07:35] Misuzu
    Yes. But the main objective
    today is to investigate.
[07:40] Radio guest
    And when I got to the airport, there were
    so many cops that I was surprised.
[07:44] Radio guest
    They mentioned that notorious mafiosos from
    all around the world were coming to Japan.
[07:48] DJ
    I heard about that. Isn't there a succession
    ceremony for some Italian mafia boss?
[07:52] Radio guest
    Right, right. But why are they doing that
    in Japan if they're the Italian mafia?
[07:58] Veronica
    All right. No unidentified SPH.
[08:00] Chuta
    Nothing seems to be
    going on over here, either.
[08:02] Love
    Indeed. There doesn't seem
    to be anyone suspicious.
[08:05] Ninotchka
    Thank you for helping out
    with the investigation.
[08:08] Chips
    Just like Chief Laine said,
    it's a sensor error, chu.
[08:12] Tateyan
    What's wrong? Let's hurry up and start!
[08:15] Dolugh
    Chuta, that's enough investigating
    for now. Let's bowl.
[08:19] Chuta
    But we can't let our guard down.
[08:21] Chuta
    I have to brace myself.
[08:23] Tonto
    Wow, Chief got a strike!
[08:25] Chuta
    Huh?
[08:26] Tonto
    Wow, you're so good!
[08:29] Chuta
    Huh?
[08:31] Chuta
    Huh?
[08:32] Chuta
    Huh?!
[08:34] Veronica
    Hey! What are the chief and
    the others doing here?
[08:37] Veronica
    Dr. Love, are you sure you
    checked the people here?!
[08:40] Love
    They aren't suspicious individuals
    worthy of investigating.
[08:44] Chuta
    Th-That's true, but...
[08:46] Chuta
    Tonto-san and Deputy Chief Riggs stand out.
[08:49] Dolugh
    They're clearly aliens.
[08:51] Girl
    I wonder what cosplay that is.
[08:53] Guy
    It looks so real!
[08:55] Misuzu
    Apparently, it's fine.
[08:57] Ninotchka
    I'm sure they would never think
    they're actually aliens...
[09:01] Laine
    Hey, took you long enough.
[09:03] Chuta
    What are you guys doing here?
[09:05] Tonto
    We're the bureau's bowling enthusiasts.
[09:08] Tonto
    We hadn't bowled any lately, so when
    we heard that you guys were going,
[09:12] Tonto
    we just couldn't hold back anymore.
[09:14] Chuta
    Well, you should have...
[09:17] Tateyan
    You all know each other?
[09:18] Chuta
    Tateyan?! U-Um, well...
[09:21] Misuzu
    They're the president and workers at the
    bento factory where my mom works part-time.
[09:26] Chuta
    Oh, r-right! We were just introduced, too.
[09:32] Tateyan
    That's an amazing cosplay.
[09:34] Tonto
    I get that all the time!
[09:37] Laine
    Don't pay us any mind. Have fun.
[09:44] Chuta
    You're using the next lane over!
     We couldn't miss you!
SIGN    Riggs
SIGN    Tonto
[10:11] Ninotchka
    There!
[10:13] Tateyan
    So close!
[10:14] Veronica
    Don't worry about it, Nino.
[10:16] Kid 1
    What the heck is that?
[10:17] Kid 2
    It's a balloon!
[10:20] Kid 1
    It's so ugly! But it's so bouncy!
[10:23] Chuta
    So mean...
[10:24] Dolugh
    He can't let them know that he's an alien.
[10:26] Misuzu
    That's actually mine.
    Would you mind giving it back?
[10:29] Kid 1
    Sure.
[10:32] Misuzu
    Are you okay?
[10:36] Chips
    I want to bowl with everyone, too.
[10:39] Tonto
    All right! Aim for it!
[10:48] Chuta
    Let's see...
[10:49] Chuta
    So far, Tateyan's at the top.
[10:52] Dolugh
    The ēlDLIVE members' aren't scoring
    as high as I thought they would...
[10:55] Chuta
    True...
[10:57] Tateyan
    All right, while I'm at the top,
    I'm gonna head to the bathroom, Takkun.
[11:01] Love
    Take your time expelling your body's waste.
[11:05] Love
    He's a rather straightforward fellow.
[11:07] Chuta
    He's a great guy.
[11:08] Veronica
    He's exactly what you think a high school boy
     would be like, so I don't like him.
[11:12] Veronica
    I'm surprised you agreed
    to go bowling, Nino.
[11:14] Ninotchka
    You're the one who said that we
    should be forward with interactions
[11:16] Ninotchka
    so we can get used to life
    on Earth, Veronica.
[11:19] Veronica
    Well, the competition is fun. Though I'm
    getting stressed with this handicap.
[11:24] Chuta
    Handicap?
[11:25] Ninotchka
    We have a special rule that we can only score
     if we make a split on the first throw.
[11:30] Chuta
    That's when there's a space between the pins, right?
    You're trying to do that?!
SIGN    Split
[11:34] Veronica
    Yup. And of course,
     using SPH is not allowed.
[11:38] Ninotchka
    I'm sorry that we're being so frivolous.
[11:40] Chuta
    They're on a completely different level!
[11:42] Love
    I'm just playing normally.
[11:44] Love
    It's troublesome,
    so I'm just using one finger.
[11:46] Chuta
    What do you even mean?
[11:48] Laine
    By the way, I'm closing my eyes and only
    using the pinky on my left hand when I throw.
[11:51] Chuta
    You don't have to go that far.
[11:53] Veronica
    With the handicap,
    Misuzu and I have really close scores.
[11:58] Veronica
    But... that ends now!
[12:00] Veronica
    I'm not gonna lose to Misuzu.
[12:02] Dolugh
    Veronica is provoking Misuzu again.
[12:06] Chuta
    Um... Why are you being so
    competitive with Sonokata?
[12:08] Veronica
    I'm not being competitive.
    It's just obvious that I should beat her.
[12:11] Chuta
    Huh?
[12:12] Veronica
    I'm a descendant of the
    Kushutonian race that brought peace
[12:16] Veronica
    to the Polar Galaxy for
    thirty centuries with military force.
[12:19] Veronica
    The Kushutonian genes are
    otherwise known as victory genes.
[12:23] Veronica
    We are born to win.
[12:26] Veronica
    So I'm not going to lose to Misuzu!
[12:28] Chuta
    What kind of weird reasoning is that?
[12:30] Dolugh
    Apparently, there are a lot of different
    ways of thinking in the universe.
[12:33] Veronica
    And both my mom and dad are Kushutonians,
    so I inherited a ton of victory genes,
[12:39] Veronica
    and I'm an ultra-rare pureblood!
[12:43] Veronica
    Not bad.
[12:45] Love
    I think that's a rather weak reason
    to provoke Officer Sonokata.
[12:50] Love
    This is just a hunch,
[12:52] Love
    but there was probably some trouble
    in the past that's the cause of your discord.
[12:57] Chuta
    You okay?
[12:58] Ninotchka
    Y-Yes...
[13:00] Love
    Did I hit the nail on the head?
[13:01] Ninotchka
    Huh?!
[13:02] Chuta
    What happened to them in the past?
[13:05] Ninotchka
    Um... Well, that's...
[13:08] Misuzu and Veronica
    Nino.
[13:09] Ninotchka
    I-I don't know anything!
[13:13] Veronica
    If you keep asking stupid questions,
    your life might end today.
[13:18] Chuta
    Hey, Ch-Chief Laine...
[13:19] Tateyan
    These dumplings are great.
[13:22] Laine
    You've got potential if you
    can appreciate their taste!
[13:25] Riggs
    One more cup of petroleum!
[13:27] Tonto
    Coming right up!
[13:28] Chuta
    They're not even looking over here!
[13:30] Guy
    Wh-What's going on?
[13:35] Chips
    Now I can bowl, too, chu.
[13:38] Chuta
    I-Is that...
[13:40] Tateyan
    It's Sonokata's mom!
[13:41] Misuzu
    Huh?!
[13:44] Mom robot
    Misuzu, it's your mom, chu.
[13:50] Misuzu
    M-Mom?
[13:52] Tateyan
    You guys have the same eyes.
[13:54] Veronica
    They really do look alike. I can't tell
    which one is actually Misuzu.
[13:57] Ninotchka
    J-Jeez, Veronica.
[14:02] Mom robot
    Now then...
[14:03] Mom robot
    I'm going to surpass everyone's
    scores at full power, chu!
[14:07] Mom robot
    Go!
[14:12] Chips
    Ch-Chu?!
[14:13] Chips
    Chu!
[14:24] Chips
    Ow, ow, ow, chu.
[14:27] Chips
    So this is what the mechanisms
     down here look like.
[14:33] Chips
    Chu?
[14:38] Chips
    He's suspicious, chu.
[14:40] Chips
    Exporting insects outside of Earth
    is prohibited, chu.
[14:45] Chips
    I'm an officer of the
     Space Police ēlDLIVE, chu!
[14:48] Chips
    I want to have a word with you, chu.
[14:54] Chips
    If you resist, I'll arrest you for
     interfering with a public servant, chu.
[14:58] Chips
    You have the right
    to remain silent... chu?!
[15:01] Chips
    A-Anything you say can and will be used against you
[15:05] Chips
    in an intergalactic court of l-law... chu!
[15:12] Tateyan
    Is Sonokata's mom okay?
[15:15] Tonto
    She's fine. She just had a late shift,
     so she's sleep-deprived.
[15:19] Chuta
    Those two are getting even more hostile.
    I wonder if it'll be okay...
[15:23] Dolugh
    Veronica is provoking her too much.
[15:25] Veronica
    Hey, Misuzu. How about the loser
    of this game has to grovel?
[15:30] Misuzu
    I see that the things you say
    are as immature as ever.
[15:33] Misuzu
    They'll have to grovel,
[15:35] Misuzu
    then go around the bureau once blowing
    a chikuwa like a whistle with their nose.
[15:38] Chuta
    Whoa, she went with it?
[15:39] Ninotchka
    I'm pretty sure something terrifying
    will happen, no matter who wins.
[15:42] Veronica
    All right, I'm going for it!
[15:45] Veronica
    The most pins you can get
    with a split, eight!
[15:47] Veronica
    I'll show you the power of a
    100% pureblooded Kushutonian!
[15:51] Love
    Oh, you're not 100%.
[15:53] Veronica
    Huh?!
[15:57] Veronica
    Oh, man, I got a strike.
[16:00] Tateyan
    Wow...
[16:02] Veronica
    Wait, what do you mean?
[16:04] Love
    During the remote control SPH incident,
    a lot of your organs shut down.
[16:09] Love
    So I used the latest artificial
     organ technology to compensate.
[16:12] Love
    They'll soon adapt to your body.
[16:15] Veronica
    No...
[16:17] Veronica
    My purity...
[16:20] Tateyan
    P-Purity?
[16:21] Riggs
    Unforgivable!
[16:22] Veronica
    I'm in shock...
[16:25] Chuta
    But at least you're alive.
[16:27] Ninotchka
    He's right.
[16:28] Chuta
    I was happy that you recovered so quickly.
[16:32] Veronica
    Really?
[16:34] Ninotchka
    Of course!
[16:35] Chuta
    Can you stand?
[16:37] Misuzu
    Please move.
[16:38] Misuzu
    You're in the way. It's my turn.
[16:41] Veronica
    Misuzu!
[16:42] Veronica
    Why are you saying that now, anyway?
[16:45] Veronica
    A doctor should say that sooner!
[16:46] Love
    Sorry. It's imprudent, but after
    I treated you, I got excited about
[16:52] Love
    challenging myself with how many
    critically injured patients I could save.
[16:56] Dolugh
    Dr. Love sure does a lot of things
    that are imprudent.
[16:59] Love
    I'll tell you sooner next time,
    about anything that might bother you.
[17:03] Love
    By the way, Officer Sonokata...
[17:05] Misuzu
    Yes?
[17:06] Love
    The nose plug you're wearing...
[17:08] Love
    Are you aware
[17:10] Love
    that it's a nose accessory that Tikvahkians
    wear when they come of age?
[17:14] Love
    If you put it on your nose, your nostrils
    narrow and you won't be able to smell.
[17:21] Misuzu
    I'm aware.
[17:22] Misuzu
    I'm only wearing it as an accessory.
    Please leave me alone.
[17:27] Ninotchka
    Let's go, Veronica.
[17:28] Dolugh
    Look at Misuzu's nose.
[17:31] Nose plug
    Congratulations!
[17:35] Nose plug
    Now you're an adult, too!
[17:39] Nose plug
    Hooray!
[17:41] Love
    To go along with the coming of age ceremony
    coinciding with the release of SPH,
[17:46] Love
    three days after putting it on,
    the mechanism flies off and destroys itself.
[17:50] Love
    That's what I wanted to say.
[17:51] Nose plug
    Bye bye!
[17:57] Chuta
    Is my smell okay?
[18:00] Chuta
    So it does smell...
[18:02] Misuzu
    No! My nose just itched.
[18:05] Misuzu
    I'm going to bowl now,
    so please move over there.
[18:20] Ninotchka
    Misuzu?
[18:31] Dolugh
    Sympathy!
[18:42] Tateyan
    No way...
[18:44] Chuta
    Sonokata?
[18:47] Veronica
    Misuzu?!
[18:52] Chuta
    Hey, what are you...
[18:54] Veronica
    I'm making her arrogant, irritating face
    more pleasant to look at.
[19:00] Love
    There's no need to worry.
[19:01] Laine
    Huh?
[19:02] Love
    The reason I came today was to see
[19:05] Love
    how Officer Sonokata was doing
    after going back to work.
[19:10] Ninotchka
    Jeez...
[19:12] Laine
    Man, I'm no match for you.
[19:17] Tonto
    Oh, no! There's an unidentified SPH signal!
[19:21] Laine
    There's a signal here.
[19:23] Girl
    What are they doing?
[19:25] Guy
    Who knows?
[19:37] Chips
    Bring me more matcha, chu.
[19:41] Riggs
    You started the party already?
[19:44] Laine
    That bowling place was
    actually a secret factory
[19:48] Laine
    that the Lebownians were using
    to smuggle Earth insects.
[19:52] Laine
    The factory was covered in special walls
    that hides their SPH, so we couldn't find them.
[19:58] Laine
    Well done.
[20:00] All
    Yoyosa!
[20:02] Laine
    Well done, and right after coming
    back to work, Misuzu.
[20:04] Veronica
    Boo.
[20:05] Misuzu
    The ball I threw just happened to hit them.
[20:08] Love
    You passed out right before you threw it.
[20:10] Ninotchka
    Are you okay? You seemed to have
    a hard time breathing, Misuzu.
[20:14] Chuta
    It's because of my smell!
[20:16] Misuzu
    I'm anemic.
[20:18] Misuzu
    I hadn't eaten black hanpen lately.
[20:22] Chuta
    Why are you lying?
[20:23] Chuta
    Do you really not want people to know that
    you can't work because of the smell that badly?
[20:28] Love
    Perfect timing, then.
[20:30] Love
    Let's do a physical.
[20:33] Love
    Managing your health is my job.
[20:36] Veronica
    Good for you, Misuzu.
[20:38] Misuzu
    I'm fine! My primary
    physician is Dr. Isaac.
[20:42] Love
    You've misunderstood me.
[20:44] Love
    I just want to see your body
    and touch it.
[20:48] Chuta
    He actually said it!
[20:50] Misuzu
    Stay away!
[20:52] Laine
    H-Hey, Misuzu!
[20:53] Misuzu
    This is self-defense.
[20:55] Love
    Such pretty SPH.
[20:57] Love
    I want to grab the SPH veins
    that are right under your armpits.
[21:01] Misuzu
    If you come any closer, I will cut you!
[21:03] Ninotchka
    Armpits?
[21:04] Veronica
    The stuff that Dr. Love is interested in
    is so chaste, it's kind of a problem.
[21:08] Tonto
    One vote for Misuzu's use of self-defense!
[21:10] Love
    I'm just going to grab and
    squeeze right inside your sleeve.
[21:13] Misuzu
    I'll cut you!
[21:14] Laine
    Don't do anything rash, Misuzu!
[21:16] Chips
    Stop, chu!
[21:22] Dolugh
    Love is very athletic.
[21:24] Chuta
    This is no time to be admiring him!
[21:27] Chuta
    Yeah... Sonokata fainting like that...
[21:31] Chuta
    That's just going to make me even
    more self-conscious about my smell!
[23:07] Chuta
    Tateyan got his hair shaved off by Sonokata...
[23:10] Chuta
    Dr. Love was able to use space's
     latest hair regrowth technology
[23:14] Chuta
    to get his hair back to normal...
[23:18] Chuta
    But sometimes, he looks like a
    completely different person.
[23:22] Tateyan
    Next week on ēlDLIVE...
[23:25] Misuzu
    I thought there were
    three left, but... Thanks, Nino.
[23:29] Ninotchka
    No problem.
[23:29] Ninotchka
    Apparently, Assistant Inspector Chips liked
    yours so much, he's been drinking it.
[23:33] Misuzu
    Huh?
[23:34] Dolugh
    Next time on ēlDLIVE,
[23:35] Dolugh
    "Capture That Face."
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[23:37] Chips
    So good! One more!