9 - Misuzu's Lie Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Shirobori Middle School [00:02] Teacher     Quiet down. SIGN    Ainosuke Takuramakan Veronica Borowczyk Nina Mikhailovna Pavlova (Ninotchka) [00:04] Teacher     This is rather unusual, but we have     three transfer students joining us. [00:09] Chuta     Tateyan? [00:10] Tateyan     Um... [00:11] Tateyan     Ninotchka-san! [00:12] Tateyan     Will you be the futsal club manager? [00:15] Chuta     What?! [00:16] Ninotchka     Um... Me? [00:18] Veronica     What's with him? [00:19] Teacher     Hey, Tateno. Are you     already hitting on her? [00:21] Tateyan     Yeah, pretty much. [00:24] Chuta     He's not even denying it. [00:26] Toku     That boy transfer student... [00:28] Toku     If his hobby is bodybuilding to go along     with that face, he's very much my type. [00:31] Shizu     I don't think I really like that... [00:33] Dolugh     Dr. Love is popular, too. [00:36] Chuta     They're totally being fooled     by his appearance! [00:38] Chuta     He's actually a 500-year-old     perverted scientist inside! [00:41] Chuta     I'm sure what's on his mind right now is... [00:44] Love     The weather is great again today,     so let's begin the Taklamakan Project here. [00:48] Misuzu     Yes, Dr. Love. [00:50] Love     You brought the tanning lotion     and mat, right? [00:53] Misuzu     Yes, Dr. Love. [00:56] Love     Now, take off your clothes. [00:58] Love     Will you put this on instead? [01:04] Misuzu     Yes, Dr. Love. [01:08] Chuta     I want to let everyone know     how dangerous he is! [01:11] Dolugh     I'm pretty sure people think you're     dangerous right now, too. [01:13] Chuta     Huh? [01:15] Chuta     Huh? SIGN    Misuzu's Lie SIGN    Shirobori Middle School [02:48] Toku     Hey, Misuzu. [02:51] Toku     What am I going to do if that transfer boy's     soleus muscle is perfectly cut? [02:56] Shizu     Jeez. [02:57] Misuzu     What transfer boy? [02:59] Toku     Ideally for me, I hope he just     has protein in his bag. [03:04] Toku     Oh, man. I'm so tempted to peek in his bag     when we clean the classroom. [03:08] Misuzu and Shizu     That's a crime. [03:10] Veronica     I'm so surprised that Misuzu     goes to this school. [03:14] Veronica     Why didn't you say anything? [03:17] Toku     Oh? Misuzu, you know the transfer girl? [03:21] Misuzu     No. This is the first time I've seen you. [03:24] Misuzu     You've got the wrong person. [03:25] Veronica     That's a good answer. [03:27] Veronica     I have a higher rank than you     at work. I'll give you credit. [03:31] Veronica     At school, we're on common ground. [03:35] Veronica     I think you know this, [03:37] Veronica     but I'm not going to lose to you     in academics or P.E., Misuzu! [03:42] Student A     Wh-What? [03:43] Student B     Is there a fight? [03:45] Chuta     Those two are suddenly in a hostile mood. [03:48] Chuta     What's going on? [03:50] Toku     Hey, what about love? Will you not     lose to Misuzu in love, either? [03:53] Shizu     Shh! [03:54] Veronica     What's with this girl? [03:56] Misuzu     Toku-chan... [03:58] Ninotchka     Veronica! Let's go. Come on. [04:01] Veronica     What? It was just getting good! [04:05] Dolugh     Ninotchka is like a responsible adult. [04:07] Chuta     True... [04:08] Tateyan     Chuta! [04:09] Tateyan     Come here. [04:12] Chuta     Huh? Bowling? [04:13] Tateyan     Yeah. When I invited Ninotchka-chan     bowling after school, [04:17] Tateyan     she said she'd consider it if you, Sonokata,     and the other transfer students came, too. [04:21] Chuta     What? You invited her? [04:22] Chuta     Wow, I didn't know Tateyan was so forward. [04:26] Dolugh     He's a very fast chubbo. [04:28] Love     At your age, your abilities to approach     the opposite sex will vary. [04:32] Chuta     Dr. Love. [04:34] Chuta     Where'd he come from? [04:35] Love     I haven't matured sufficiently to achieve     reproduction despite having lived for 500 years, [04:38] Love     so my family line is in danger     of ending with me. [04:41] Love     But people like him end up being well-liked by the      opposite sex, and will leave behind many descendants. [04:46] Tateyan     Chuta, you know that transfer student? [04:49] Chuta     I just talked to him for the first time. [04:51] Tateyan     You seem weird and fun, too. [04:54] Tateyan     I'm Tateyan. [04:55] Love     My name is Takurama... um, I forgot. [05:00] Love     My real name is Taklamakan Strangelove. [05:03] Chuta     If you do that, then having an alias is pointless! [05:05] Tateyan     That's a long name!     Your nickname will be Takkun. [05:08] Chuta     Takkun? [05:09] Tateyan     Takkun, you'll go bowling, too, right? [05:11] Love     Sure. [05:13] Tateyan     So, Chuta. [05:16] Tateyan     I have a huge favor to ask you.     I want you to invite Sonokata Misuzu. [05:21] Chuta     Huh? [05:22] Tateyan     I've never talked to Sonokata.     You guys seem close. [05:26] Chuta     W-We're not... [05:28] Chuta     I can't! [05:31] Misuzu     I'll pass. [05:33] Chuta     See? [05:34] Chuta     C-Could you at least consider it? [05:37] Chuta     Veronica, Ninotchka, and Dr. Love     will be there, too. [05:40] Chuta     It's just bowling. [05:42] Misuzu     I don't see a point in going. [05:44] Chuta     Come on, please? [05:45] Misuzu     I decline. [05:47] Chuta     Man... [05:48] Misuzu     More importantly, why didn't you     ask me in person? [05:52] Misuzu     Using your police badge     for a personal matter is... [05:54] Chuta     I don't have a choice! [05:55] Chuta     You don't like the smell of my SPH... [06:01] Misuzu     I-I told you that was a     misunderstanding on my part... [06:04] Chuta     You're lying! You said you were just dealing     with it for the sake of the mission! [06:09] Misuzu     That was... um... [06:11] Chuta     Then why did you have a nose plug on? [06:14] Misuzu     When I looked in the mirror, [06:15] Misuzu     I suddenly thought my nose     was lacking something... [06:18] Chuta     What the heck? So that     was just an accessory? [06:21] Misuzu     Yes... [06:22] Chuta     It doesn't look good on you at all! [06:25] Misuzu     How would you know that?     You're picking a fight with me like a child! [06:29] Laine     Hey, you two! Don't use this line     for personal matters! [06:32] Chuta     Chief Laine! [06:34] Laine     Your police badge isn't a cell phone! [06:37] Laine     Jeez, you two... [06:40] Laine     Since I heard everything you were saying,     I'm going to say this as your superior... [06:43] Laine     Misuzu, you go bowling, too. [06:47] Laine     You should communicate with the new team. [06:51] Laine     That is an order. [06:52] Misuzu     B-But... [06:54] Laine     Oh, and also... [06:56] Laine     There were weak traces of SPH detected     at the bowling alley near there. SIGN    HIROBORI Bowl [07:01] Laine     Right now, it could just be an error,     but go check it out, just in case. [07:06] Misuzu     If it's work, I'll go. [07:08] Laine     Good. Go have fun! [07:11] Dolugh     Isn't that great, Chuta? [07:12] Chuta     Thank goodness. [07:15] Tonto     You're such a worrywart, Chief. [07:18] Laine     That's not true. SIGN    HIROBORI     Bowl [07:22] Veronica     All right, I'm getting fired up! [07:24] Ninotchka     This is pretty exciting, isn't it? [07:26] Tateyan     Yeah, really exciting. [07:28] Love     It's been about a hundred years     since I last went bowling. [07:31] Chuta     A-A hundred years?! [07:33] Chuta     You've bowled before, right, Sonokata? [07:35] Misuzu     Yes. But the main objective     today is to investigate. [07:40] Radio guest     And when I got to the airport, there were     so many cops that I was surprised. [07:44] Radio guest     They mentioned that notorious mafiosos from     all around the world were coming to Japan. [07:48] DJ     I heard about that. Isn't there a succession     ceremony for some Italian mafia boss? [07:52] Radio guest     Right, right. But why are they doing that     in Japan if they're the Italian mafia? [07:58] Veronica     All right. No unidentified SPH. [08:00] Chuta     Nothing seems to be     going on over here, either. [08:02] Love     Indeed. There doesn't seem     to be anyone suspicious. [08:05] Ninotchka     Thank you for helping out     with the investigation. [08:08] Chips     Just like Chief Laine said,     it's a sensor error, chu. [08:12] Tateyan     What's wrong? Let's hurry up and start! [08:15] Dolugh     Chuta, that's enough investigating     for now. Let's bowl. [08:19] Chuta     But we can't let our guard down. [08:21] Chuta     I have to brace myself. [08:23] Tonto     Wow, Chief got a strike! [08:25] Chuta     Huh? [08:26] Tonto     Wow, you're so good! [08:29] Chuta     Huh? [08:31] Chuta     Huh? [08:32] Chuta     Huh?! [08:34] Veronica     Hey! What are the chief and     the others doing here? [08:37] Veronica     Dr. Love, are you sure you     checked the people here?! [08:40] Love     They aren't suspicious individuals     worthy of investigating. [08:44] Chuta     Th-That's true, but... [08:46] Chuta     Tonto-san and Deputy Chief Riggs stand out. [08:49] Dolugh     They're clearly aliens. [08:51] Girl     I wonder what cosplay that is. [08:53] Guy     It looks so real! [08:55] Misuzu     Apparently, it's fine. [08:57] Ninotchka     I'm sure they would never think     they're actually aliens... [09:01] Laine     Hey, took you long enough. [09:03] Chuta     What are you guys doing here? [09:05] Tonto     We're the bureau's bowling enthusiasts. [09:08] Tonto     We hadn't bowled any lately, so when     we heard that you guys were going, [09:12] Tonto     we just couldn't hold back anymore. [09:14] Chuta     Well, you should have... [09:17] Tateyan     You all know each other? [09:18] Chuta     Tateyan?! U-Um, well... [09:21] Misuzu     They're the president and workers at the     bento factory where my mom works part-time. [09:26] Chuta     Oh, r-right! We were just introduced, too. [09:32] Tateyan     That's an amazing cosplay. [09:34] Tonto     I get that all the time! [09:37] Laine     Don't pay us any mind. Have fun. [09:44] Chuta     You're using the next lane over!      We couldn't miss you! SIGN    Riggs SIGN    Tonto [10:11] Ninotchka     There! [10:13] Tateyan     So close! [10:14] Veronica     Don't worry about it, Nino. [10:16] Kid 1     What the heck is that? [10:17] Kid 2     It's a balloon! [10:20] Kid 1     It's so ugly! But it's so bouncy! [10:23] Chuta     So mean... [10:24] Dolugh     He can't let them know that he's an alien. [10:26] Misuzu     That's actually mine.     Would you mind giving it back? [10:29] Kid 1     Sure. [10:32] Misuzu     Are you okay? [10:36] Chips     I want to bowl with everyone, too. [10:39] Tonto     All right! Aim for it! [10:48] Chuta     Let's see... [10:49] Chuta     So far, Tateyan's at the top. [10:52] Dolugh     The ēlDLIVE members' aren't scoring     as high as I thought they would... [10:55] Chuta     True... [10:57] Tateyan     All right, while I'm at the top,     I'm gonna head to the bathroom, Takkun. [11:01] Love     Take your time expelling your body's waste. [11:05] Love     He's a rather straightforward fellow. [11:07] Chuta     He's a great guy. [11:08] Veronica     He's exactly what you think a high school boy      would be like, so I don't like him. [11:12] Veronica     I'm surprised you agreed     to go bowling, Nino. [11:14] Ninotchka     You're the one who said that we     should be forward with interactions [11:16] Ninotchka     so we can get used to life     on Earth, Veronica. [11:19] Veronica     Well, the competition is fun. Though I'm     getting stressed with this handicap. [11:24] Chuta     Handicap? [11:25] Ninotchka     We have a special rule that we can only score      if we make a split on the first throw. [11:30] Chuta     That's when there's a space between the pins, right?     You're trying to do that?! SIGN    Split [11:34] Veronica     Yup. And of course,      using SPH is not allowed. [11:38] Ninotchka     I'm sorry that we're being so frivolous. [11:40] Chuta     They're on a completely different level! [11:42] Love     I'm just playing normally. [11:44] Love     It's troublesome,     so I'm just using one finger. [11:46] Chuta     What do you even mean? [11:48] Laine     By the way, I'm closing my eyes and only     using the pinky on my left hand when I throw. [11:51] Chuta     You don't have to go that far. [11:53] Veronica     With the handicap,     Misuzu and I have really close scores. [11:58] Veronica     But... that ends now! [12:00] Veronica     I'm not gonna lose to Misuzu. [12:02] Dolugh     Veronica is provoking Misuzu again. [12:06] Chuta     Um... Why are you being so     competitive with Sonokata? [12:08] Veronica     I'm not being competitive.     It's just obvious that I should beat her. [12:11] Chuta     Huh? [12:12] Veronica     I'm a descendant of the     Kushutonian race that brought peace [12:16] Veronica     to the Polar Galaxy for     thirty centuries with military force. [12:19] Veronica     The Kushutonian genes are     otherwise known as victory genes. [12:23] Veronica     We are born to win. [12:26] Veronica     So I'm not going to lose to Misuzu! [12:28] Chuta     What kind of weird reasoning is that? [12:30] Dolugh     Apparently, there are a lot of different     ways of thinking in the universe. [12:33] Veronica     And both my mom and dad are Kushutonians,     so I inherited a ton of victory genes, [12:39] Veronica     and I'm an ultra-rare pureblood! [12:43] Veronica     Not bad. [12:45] Love     I think that's a rather weak reason     to provoke Officer Sonokata. [12:50] Love     This is just a hunch, [12:52] Love     but there was probably some trouble     in the past that's the cause of your discord. [12:57] Chuta     You okay? [12:58] Ninotchka     Y-Yes... [13:00] Love     Did I hit the nail on the head? [13:01] Ninotchka     Huh?! [13:02] Chuta     What happened to them in the past? [13:05] Ninotchka     Um... Well, that's... [13:08] Misuzu and Veronica     Nino. [13:09] Ninotchka     I-I don't know anything! [13:13] Veronica     If you keep asking stupid questions,     your life might end today. [13:18] Chuta     Hey, Ch-Chief Laine... [13:19] Tateyan     These dumplings are great. [13:22] Laine     You've got potential if you     can appreciate their taste! [13:25] Riggs     One more cup of petroleum! [13:27] Tonto     Coming right up! [13:28] Chuta     They're not even looking over here! [13:30] Guy     Wh-What's going on? [13:35] Chips     Now I can bowl, too, chu. [13:38] Chuta     I-Is that... [13:40] Tateyan     It's Sonokata's mom! [13:41] Misuzu     Huh?! [13:44] Mom robot     Misuzu, it's your mom, chu. [13:50] Misuzu     M-Mom? [13:52] Tateyan     You guys have the same eyes. [13:54] Veronica     They really do look alike. I can't tell     which one is actually Misuzu. [13:57] Ninotchka     J-Jeez, Veronica. [14:02] Mom robot     Now then... [14:03] Mom robot     I'm going to surpass everyone's     scores at full power, chu! [14:07] Mom robot     Go! [14:12] Chips     Ch-Chu?! [14:13] Chips     Chu! [14:24] Chips     Ow, ow, ow, chu. [14:27] Chips     So this is what the mechanisms      down here look like. [14:33] Chips     Chu? [14:38] Chips     He's suspicious, chu. [14:40] Chips     Exporting insects outside of Earth     is prohibited, chu. [14:45] Chips     I'm an officer of the      Space Police ēlDLIVE, chu! [14:48] Chips     I want to have a word with you, chu. [14:54] Chips     If you resist, I'll arrest you for      interfering with a public servant, chu. [14:58] Chips     You have the right     to remain silent... chu?! [15:01] Chips     A-Anything you say can and will be used against you [15:05] Chips     in an intergalactic court of l-law... chu! [15:12] Tateyan     Is Sonokata's mom okay? [15:15] Tonto     She's fine. She just had a late shift,      so she's sleep-deprived. [15:19] Chuta     Those two are getting even more hostile.     I wonder if it'll be okay... [15:23] Dolugh     Veronica is provoking her too much. [15:25] Veronica     Hey, Misuzu. How about the loser     of this game has to grovel? [15:30] Misuzu     I see that the things you say     are as immature as ever. [15:33] Misuzu     They'll have to grovel, [15:35] Misuzu     then go around the bureau once blowing     a chikuwa like a whistle with their nose. [15:38] Chuta     Whoa, she went with it? [15:39] Ninotchka     I'm pretty sure something terrifying     will happen, no matter who wins. [15:42] Veronica     All right, I'm going for it! [15:45] Veronica     The most pins you can get     with a split, eight! [15:47] Veronica     I'll show you the power of a     100% pureblooded Kushutonian! [15:51] Love     Oh, you're not 100%. [15:53] Veronica     Huh?! [15:57] Veronica     Oh, man, I got a strike. [16:00] Tateyan     Wow... [16:02] Veronica     Wait, what do you mean? [16:04] Love     During the remote control SPH incident,     a lot of your organs shut down. [16:09] Love     So I used the latest artificial      organ technology to compensate. [16:12] Love     They'll soon adapt to your body. [16:15] Veronica     No... [16:17] Veronica     My purity... [16:20] Tateyan     P-Purity? [16:21] Riggs     Unforgivable! [16:22] Veronica     I'm in shock... [16:25] Chuta     But at least you're alive. [16:27] Ninotchka     He's right. [16:28] Chuta     I was happy that you recovered so quickly. [16:32] Veronica     Really? [16:34] Ninotchka     Of course! [16:35] Chuta     Can you stand? [16:37] Misuzu     Please move. [16:38] Misuzu     You're in the way. It's my turn. [16:41] Veronica     Misuzu! [16:42] Veronica     Why are you saying that now, anyway? [16:45] Veronica     A doctor should say that sooner! [16:46] Love     Sorry. It's imprudent, but after     I treated you, I got excited about [16:52] Love     challenging myself with how many     critically injured patients I could save. [16:56] Dolugh     Dr. Love sure does a lot of things     that are imprudent. [16:59] Love     I'll tell you sooner next time,     about anything that might bother you. [17:03] Love     By the way, Officer Sonokata... [17:05] Misuzu     Yes? [17:06] Love     The nose plug you're wearing... [17:08] Love     Are you aware [17:10] Love     that it's a nose accessory that Tikvahkians     wear when they come of age? [17:14] Love     If you put it on your nose, your nostrils     narrow and you won't be able to smell. [17:21] Misuzu     I'm aware. [17:22] Misuzu     I'm only wearing it as an accessory.     Please leave me alone. [17:27] Ninotchka     Let's go, Veronica. [17:28] Dolugh     Look at Misuzu's nose. [17:31] Nose plug     Congratulations! [17:35] Nose plug     Now you're an adult, too! [17:39] Nose plug     Hooray! [17:41] Love     To go along with the coming of age ceremony     coinciding with the release of SPH, [17:46] Love     three days after putting it on,     the mechanism flies off and destroys itself. [17:50] Love     That's what I wanted to say. [17:51] Nose plug     Bye bye! [17:57] Chuta     Is my smell okay? [18:00] Chuta     So it does smell... [18:02] Misuzu     No! My nose just itched. [18:05] Misuzu     I'm going to bowl now,     so please move over there. [18:20] Ninotchka     Misuzu? [18:31] Dolugh     Sympathy! [18:42] Tateyan     No way... [18:44] Chuta     Sonokata? [18:47] Veronica     Misuzu?! [18:52] Chuta     Hey, what are you... [18:54] Veronica     I'm making her arrogant, irritating face     more pleasant to look at. [19:00] Love     There's no need to worry. [19:01] Laine     Huh? [19:02] Love     The reason I came today was to see [19:05] Love     how Officer Sonokata was doing     after going back to work. [19:10] Ninotchka     Jeez... [19:12] Laine     Man, I'm no match for you. [19:17] Tonto     Oh, no! There's an unidentified SPH signal! [19:21] Laine     There's a signal here. [19:23] Girl     What are they doing? [19:25] Guy     Who knows? [19:37] Chips     Bring me more matcha, chu. [19:41] Riggs     You started the party already? [19:44] Laine     That bowling place was     actually a secret factory [19:48] Laine     that the Lebownians were using     to smuggle Earth insects. [19:52] Laine     The factory was covered in special walls     that hides their SPH, so we couldn't find them. [19:58] Laine     Well done. [20:00] All     Yoyosa! [20:02] Laine     Well done, and right after coming     back to work, Misuzu. [20:04] Veronica     Boo. [20:05] Misuzu     The ball I threw just happened to hit them. [20:08] Love     You passed out right before you threw it. [20:10] Ninotchka     Are you okay? You seemed to have     a hard time breathing, Misuzu. [20:14] Chuta     It's because of my smell! [20:16] Misuzu     I'm anemic. [20:18] Misuzu     I hadn't eaten black hanpen lately. [20:22] Chuta     Why are you lying? [20:23] Chuta     Do you really not want people to know that     you can't work because of the smell that badly? [20:28] Love     Perfect timing, then. [20:30] Love     Let's do a physical. [20:33] Love     Managing your health is my job. [20:36] Veronica     Good for you, Misuzu. [20:38] Misuzu     I'm fine! My primary     physician is Dr. Isaac. [20:42] Love     You've misunderstood me. [20:44] Love     I just want to see your body     and touch it. [20:48] Chuta     He actually said it! [20:50] Misuzu     Stay away! [20:52] Laine     H-Hey, Misuzu! [20:53] Misuzu     This is self-defense. [20:55] Love     Such pretty SPH. [20:57] Love     I want to grab the SPH veins     that are right under your armpits. [21:01] Misuzu     If you come any closer, I will cut you! [21:03] Ninotchka     Armpits? [21:04] Veronica     The stuff that Dr. Love is interested in     is so chaste, it's kind of a problem. [21:08] Tonto     One vote for Misuzu's use of self-defense! [21:10] Love     I'm just going to grab and     squeeze right inside your sleeve. [21:13] Misuzu     I'll cut you! [21:14] Laine     Don't do anything rash, Misuzu! [21:16] Chips     Stop, chu! [21:22] Dolugh     Love is very athletic. [21:24] Chuta     This is no time to be admiring him! [21:27] Chuta     Yeah... Sonokata fainting like that... [21:31] Chuta     That's just going to make me even     more self-conscious about my smell! [23:07] Chuta     Tateyan got his hair shaved off by Sonokata... [23:10] Chuta     Dr. Love was able to use space's      latest hair regrowth technology [23:14] Chuta     to get his hair back to normal... [23:18] Chuta     But sometimes, he looks like a     completely different person. [23:22] Tateyan     Next week on ēlDLIVE... [23:25] Misuzu     I thought there were     three left, but... Thanks, Nino. [23:29] Ninotchka     No problem. [23:29] Ninotchka     Apparently, Assistant Inspector Chips liked     yours so much, he's been drinking it. [23:33] Misuzu     Huh? [23:34] Dolugh     Next time on ēlDLIVE, [23:35] Dolugh     "Capture That Face." SIGN    Next Time     Capture That Face [23:37] Chips     So good! One more!