1 - Chuta, the Voice, and the Qualifying Exam

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[00:08] Veronica
    Hold it right there!
[00:10] Ninotchka
    You have the right to remain silent
    and the right to an attorney!
[00:21] Ninotchka
    Veronica!
[00:22] Veronica
    So you've shown your true colors!
[00:26] Veronica
    Ninotchka!
[00:27] Ninotchka
    Right!
[00:36] Veronica
    Hey! We didn't ask for backup!
[00:39] Misuzu
    I just happened to be passing by.
[00:43] Penta
    You're not going to catch me!
[00:47] Lane
    Give it up. You're completely surrounded.
[00:52] Ninotchka
    You're here, too, Chief?
[00:54] Lane
    Oh, yeah. I just happened to be passing by.
[00:57] Penta
    Damn it...
[01:05] Chuta
    A loud noise?
[01:08] Chuta Narration
    Spring.
[01:09] Chuta Narration
    I'm finally fitting in with my new class,
[01:10] Chuta
    It must be the neighbor's cat.
[01:13] Chuta Narration
    so I think I'll be able to get by.
[01:18] Chuta Narration
    Or so I thought,
[01:21] Chuta Narration
    at the time...
SIGN    Chuta, the Voice, and the Qualifying Exam
SIGN    Shirobori Middle School
[02:56] Chuta
    Huh? Something smells good?
[02:59] Chuta
    Well, it is spring...
[03:03] Takegawa
    Kokonose? Who are you talking to?
[03:05] Chuta
    I like the smell of freshly-washed clothes
    after they've been dried.
[03:09] Takegawa
    Hey, Kokonose!
[03:11] Chuta
    Yes, sir!
[03:11] Takegawa
    How long do you plan on
    talking to yourself?
[03:12] Guy
    There it is.
[03:13] Chuta
    I'm sorry!
[03:13] Guy
    Murmuring Chuta.
[03:19] Guy
    The school year's just begun,
    and you're already a hero.
[03:21] Guy2
    I can't believe you ignored
    Takegawa in social studies...
[03:24] Chuta
    Let's stop talking about that.
[03:26] Guy
    I mean, people wouldn't
    normally be able to do that.
[03:29] Guy2
    Seriously.
[03:29] Shizu
    Misuzu, isn't Kokonose-kun
    interesting and funny?
[03:43] Chuta
    Misuzu Sonokata.
[03:46] Chuta
    I haven't talked to her once yet,
    but I bet her personality's really cute, too.
[03:52] Guy
    Whoa, you're like a pro.
[03:54] Guy2
    Nothing less from the demon of home ec
    trained in the art of doing chores.
[03:57] Chuta
    You're exaggerating.
[03:59] Guy
    Um, Kokonose-kun...
[04:02] Guy
    The cooking club has a cooking contest
    coming up. Would you consider joining?
[04:07] Chuta
    Huh? Me?
[04:09] Girl
    We've noticed how good you are,
    so we wanted to ask you.
[04:15] Chuta
    S-Sorry, but I'm gonna pass.
[04:24] Boy
    Aw, he declined.
[04:27] Girl
    I hear that's exactly why he
    doesn't have any friends.
[04:30] Chuta
    That's not true!
[04:33] Chuta
    I'm not holding back or anything!
[04:35] Chuta
    I just really don't want to do it!
    I have to help Auntie, anyway!
[04:39] Boy
    What? Is he talking to himself?
[04:42] Chuta
    Crap...
[04:49] Chuta
    It's not like I want to talk to myself.
[04:53] Chuta
    There's a reason that I seem to be in a daze
    or not hear what people are saying.
[04:59] Voice
    It's a bad habit of yours, Chuta.
[05:01] Chuta
    I hear this voice.
[05:04] Voice
    You're negative and pessimistic.
[05:05] Voice
    Don't you have any confidence, Chuta?
[05:08] Chuta
    Mind your own business!
[05:10] Chuta
    I've been hearing this voice
    for as long as I can remember,
[05:14] Chuta
    and it only reverberates in my head.
[05:17] Chuta
    When I was little, I thought
    that's how it was for everyone,
[05:21] Chuta
    but apparently it's just me.
[05:23] Chuta
    The conversations we have are usually idiotic,
    so I've never anyone else about it.
[05:28] Chuta
    But because of this, I miss
    important things being said,
[05:31] Chuta
    or I argue with the voice
    and get treated like some weirdo.
[05:37] Chuta
    I'm basically complicated like that.
[05:39] Voice
    That's exactly why you
    don't have any friends.
[05:41] Chuta
    I said, "Shut up!"
[05:44] Chuta
    If that were the extent of my troubles,
    it wouldn't be so bad, but...
[05:51] Chuta
    But that's why I decided that I wouldn't
    cause anyone else any trouble.
[05:56] Voice
    Chuta, I smell oil.
[05:58] Chuta
    Well, we're in cooking class,
    so it shouldn't be a surprise.
[06:01] Tateyan
    Ow...
[06:03] Chuta
    Saotome-sensei...
[06:05] Saotome
    You have some nerve, wrestling each other
    in the hallway while I was gone, Tateyan, Uchida.
[06:13] Tateyan
    We're sorry.
[06:15] Saotome
    Come see me in the faculty room
    after school.
[06:17] Uchida
    Okay.
[06:18] Voice
    It's Blob-Blob, Chuta!
[06:18] Tateyan
    Gladly.
[06:20] Saotome
    Come on. You need to return to class, too.
[06:23] Chuta
    Y-Yes, Ma'am.
[06:25] Voice
    Blob-Blob! It's Blob-Blob!
[06:28] Chuta
    Shut up, already!
[06:30] Voice
    It's Blob-Blob, isn't it?
[06:31] Chuta
    Don't you mean boing-boing?
[06:36] Chuta
    She heard me...?
[06:45] Misuzu
    You're the worst kind of pervert.
[06:47] Misuzu
    Please die without leaving a trace.
[06:50] Chuta
    What— Die? Huh?
[06:54] Chuta
    The words that come out of her mouth
    and her face don't match at all!
[06:56] Chuta
    More importantly, was I just rejected?
[06:59] Voice
    D'oh, Chuta.
[07:02] Chuta
    Couldn't it have just stayed
    as a one-sided crush?
[07:08] Tateyan
    Hey!
[07:10] Tateyan
    Are you free today?
[07:12] Tateyan
    Saotome-chan is taking us to karaoke.
[07:15] Chuta
    You're going with Saotome-sensei?
[07:16] Tateyan
    Do you wanna come?
[07:18] Chuta
    Huh? Sorry, but I'm...
[07:21] Tateyan
    I see.
[07:23] Chuta
    Sorry.
[07:23] Tateyan
    Chuta Kokonose, right?
[07:26] Tateyan
    You sure are interesting.
[07:29] Tateyan
    Well, show up if you change your mind.
[07:31] Tateyan
    I'm Tateyan.
[07:34] Chuta
    Thanks, Tateyan.
[07:37] Tateyan
    See ya!
[07:39] Caster
    Next, we have some news from overseas.
[07:42] Caster
    We have just found out that the next head
    of the Italian Mafia could be Japanese.
[07:50] Chuta
    I live in a muffin shop.
[07:56] Chuta
    I'm home, Auntie.
[07:57] Mimi
    Welcome home, Chuta!
[08:00] Voice
    Mimi seems to be in a good mood.
[08:02] Chuta
    This is my aunt, Mimi.
[08:04] Chuta
    She's a genius when it
    comes to making muffins,
[08:07] Chuta
    but she's not all there
    when it comes to other chores.
[08:11] Mimi
    Say, Chuta.
[08:13] Mimi
    This is hard for me to say...
[08:16] Mimi
    I was using them carefully, but the shop's
    dust rags have gotten frayed.
[08:21] [SONG] Sign
    Freshly-baked
    Muffins
[08:21] Chuta
    Okay. I'll sew some new dust rags for you.
[08:24] Mimi
    Thanks, Chuta!
[08:27] Voice
    Well done, Chuta.
[08:27] Mimi
    I love you!
[08:28] Chuta
    It's not a big deal.
[08:30] Mimi
    Huh?
[08:30] Chuta
    Oh, it's nothing...
[08:30] [SONG] Sign
    Freshly-baked Muffins
[08:32] Chuta
    Oh, I have the dish I made in home ec,
    but do you want some?
[08:36] Mimi
    Woohoo! Thanks!
[08:38] Mimi
    I've been so busy that I haven't
    eaten lunch yet.
[08:43] Mimi
    So good!
[08:48] Mimi
    Did something happen at school?
[08:50] Chuta
    Huh?
[08:50] Mimi
    Did you mess up again?
[08:53] Chuta
    N-Nothing happened. Ow!
[08:56] Mimi
    Are you okay?
[08:57] Chuta
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[09:00] Chuta
    My aunt raised me on her own,
    after I lost my parents.
[09:05] Chuta
    So I can't really hide anything from her.
[09:10] Voice
    Someone's here.
[09:14] (Flashback) Misuzu
    Please die without leaving a trace.
[09:17] Chuta
    She didn't have to say it like that...
[09:20] Chuta
    That demon with an angel's face...
[09:22] Voice
    Chuta, someone's here.
[09:24] Chuta
    But man... she's so cute.
[09:27] Chips
    Changes in the target's particles confirmed.
[09:30] Chips
    Please go ahead with the transfer, chu!
[09:32] Voice
    So bright!
[09:34] Voice
    Bright! Bright!
[09:35] Chuta
    Wh-What the...
[09:36] Voice
    Chuta, what is this?
[09:38] Chuta
    I don't know, either!
[09:42] Chuta
    Ow...
[09:44] Voice
    This is a strange room.
[09:46] Voice
    This room! It's a strange room, Chuta!
[09:54] Chuta
    What's going on?
[09:56] Chuta
    Where are we?
[09:59] Voice
    There's something over there.
    Chuta, there's something over there.
[10:03] Chuta
    I got it, so be quiet already.
[10:04] Tonto
    That kid keeps talking to himself.
    Did he hit his head?
[10:09] Riggs
    Apparently, talking to himself has nothing
    to do with being an Earthling.
[10:14] McClane
    The Earthlings we know
    don't talk to themselves, either.
[10:21] Voice
    All right, let's go, Chuta!
[10:35] Chuta
    Huh?
[10:38] Chuta
    What?
[10:39] Voice
    A cat! Their faces are triangles!
[10:41] Chuta
    Huh?!
[10:42] Voice
    They're suspicious, Chuta.
[10:44] Chuta
    Did we show up to some costume contest?
[10:47] Laine
    Oh, welcome, Chuta Kokonose.
[10:51] Laine
    We're Space Police ēlDLIVE.
[10:54] Guys
    Yoyosa!
[10:56] Chuta
    S-Space Police...?
[11:00] Laine
    My name is Laine Brick.
[11:02] Laine
    I'm the chief of this
    solar system's ēlDLIVE bureau.
[11:07] Exec
    So why was this boy chosen for ēlDLIVE?
[11:12] Exec
    Judging from his data, I don't see
    anything special about this Earthling.
[11:18] Kieshi
    Please calm yourselves.
[11:21] Kieshi
    This was the consensus of Mothers.
[11:24] Chuta
    I was chosen?
[11:27] Laine
    That's right.
[11:28] Laine
    We, the personnel of ēlDLIVE,
[11:31] Laine
    recruit those who have the potential
    to become great police officers
[11:34] Laine
    by the consensus of the Mothers Computer
    that is distributed across the universe.
[11:39] Laine
    And you were chosen
    by the Mothers Computer.
[11:43] Chuta
    Hang on a sec.
[11:44] Chuta
    This is all way too sudden.
[11:46] Chuta
    Where are we anyway?
[11:49] Laine
    This is the Jeanrenoi-R,
    this solar system's ēlDLIVE bureau.
[11:53] Chuta
    Jeanreno...?
[11:55] Laine
    Hm... It might be faster to show you,
    rather than explaining.
[12:00] Laine
    Tonto, Riggs.
[12:01] Both
    Yoyosa!
[12:05] Chuta
    Huh?
[12:06] Utah
    Transfer to ejection block confirmed.
[12:09] Chuta
    Um, what is this?
[12:12] Laine
    All right. Throw him out there.
[12:14] Utah
    Yoyosa!
[12:15] Voice
    The door is opening. It's opening! It's opening!
[12:16] Chuta
    Huh? It's opening?
[12:21] Voice
    There's something round behind us!
[12:23] Voice
    It's a planet! It's Earth, Chuta!
[12:27] Chuta
    You're kidding!
SIGN    Chuta Kokonose
[12:43] Chuta
    That's amazing!
[12:44] Laine
    Turn around! You can see
    our awesome-looking bureau.
[12:48] Chuta
    Whoa, a spaceship?!
[12:50] Voice
    It's a plastic model. Doesn't it look
    like a plastic model, Chuta?
[12:55] Merius
    Earthlings have such sloppy form.
[12:57] Chuta
    Whoa, a face!
[12:59] Voice
    It looks like a crescent moon.
[13:01] Marly
    Don't scare him, Méliès.
[13:03] Marly
    If you're scared, hang onto me.
[13:05] Chuta
    Eight tentacles?!
[13:06] Voice
    There're ten.
[13:07] Laine
    There are many lifeforms
    living in this vast universe.
[13:11] Laine
    Protecting the citizens
    and public order of the universe...
[13:17] Laine
    That's our mission as the Space Police ēlDLIVE.
[13:22] Tonto
    The Chief nailed it.
[13:23] Riggs
    He can say such cheesy lines so boldly...
[13:26] Laine
    Anyway! As long as you pass the
    qualifying exam that I'm about to give you,
[13:30] Laine
    you'll be an official member
    of ēlDLIVE, kid.
[13:33] Chuta
    Huh?! "Kid"?
[13:34] Chuta
    Hang on a second! I never agreed to this!
[13:37] Laine
    Don't worry about it! Actually, just do it.
[13:41] Chuta
    Is that an order?
[13:42] Voice
    Take the test, Chuta.
[13:43] Chuta
    Huh?
[13:43] Voice
    Try to join ēlDLIVE.
    It seems fun! Definitely do it!
[13:47] Chuta
    Shut up! You shut your mouth!
[13:50] Laine
    You really do talk to yourself a lot.
[13:52] Chuta
    Um...
[13:55] Chuta
    I can't.
[13:56] Laine
    Aw, come on!
[14:00] Chuta
    I can't.
[14:01] Laine
    I see. Well, this isn't good.
[14:04] Riggs
    What should we tell the higher-ups?
[14:06] Tonto
    Chief, what if by some insane coincidence,
    there was a mechanical failure...
[14:11] Laine
    Oho, I see.
[14:13] Laine
    If the oxygen in his spacesuit
    just happens to get depleted,
[14:16] Tonto
    Yup, yup.
[14:16] Laine
    and he's unable to take the qualifying exam,
    we won't get in trouble with the higher-ups.
[14:21] Chuta
    Um, I can hear everything you're saying!
[14:23] Misuzu
    I can't agree to this.
[14:25] Misuzu
    As you can see from
    his habit of talking to himself,
[14:28] Misuzu
    he suffers from delusions.
[14:29] Voice
    I know this voice.
[14:29] Misuzu
    And apparently he has no hesitations
    in voicing these delusions.
[14:33] Misuzu
    His embarrassment level is
    ten times higher than the average
[14:35] Misuzu
    for middle school students
    across the country.
[14:38] Misuzu
    I believe it's only a matter of time
    before his existence itself
[14:40] Misuzu
    is subject to the Prefectural
    Ordinance of Juvenile Protection.
[14:43] Chuta
    I don't know who you are,
    but stop blabbing about me!
[14:47] Misuzu
    Blabbing?
[14:48] Chuta
    You don't know anything about me.
[14:51] Chuta
    We won't know I can't do it
    if I don't even try!
[14:54] Laine
    I see! So you'll do it!
[14:57] Laine
    I welcome passionate young men like yourself!
[15:01] Tonto
    And there you go.
[15:03] Chuta
    I just sort of went with the flow
    and said I'd do this, but...
[15:07] Voice
    The qualifying exam seems fun!
[15:11] Laine
    You're going to arrest a
    C-rank criminal alien from
[15:14] Laine
    the planet Chabrol that's
    hiding on Earth with these.
[15:17] Laine
    If you do, you'll pass the exam.
[15:19] Chuta
    Handcuffs? Will it cause a fuss?
[15:22] Laine
    Hm... Well, it is a predatory alien,
    so it might eat you if you're not careful.
[15:27] Chuta
    What?!
[15:28] Laine
    Sheronimo.
[15:29] Shero
    Leave it to me, shero.
[15:30] Shero
    SPH radiation.
[15:32] Shero
    Changes in the target's particles confirmed.
[15:33] Chuta
    By the way, I never asked where I was going.
[15:35] Voice
    Bright!
[15:36] Shero
    Starting transfer.
[15:36] Chuta
    Where am I going?
[15:37] Voice
    Bright!
[15:42] Chuta
    Ow!
[15:45] Chuta
    Where am I?
[15:47] Voice
    This is the third block of Keiki Town.
[15:49] Chuta
    Oh, yeah.
[15:50] Chuta
    This is right by my house.
    Could the criminal be here?
[15:54] Voice
    Isn't it funny that there was
    an alien this close, Chuta?
[15:58] Chuta
    No, it's not.
[16:00] Voice
    Let's hurry up and find the alien, Chuta.
[16:02] Chuta
    You say that,
[16:04] Chuta
    but how?
[16:08] Chuta
    Now everyone's starting
    to look like an alien.
[16:15] Laine
    Hm...
[16:18] Laine
    Why was he chosen by Mothers?
[16:21] Harry
    Oh?
[16:22] Laine
    What is it, Harry?
[16:24] Harry
    It's about Chuta Kokonose...
[16:26] Harry
    His thermographic readings
    are a bit strange for an Earthling...
[16:31] Laine
    Strange?
[16:32] Harry
    This part right here that's
    slightly higher than the rest...
[16:35] Harry
    It's moving across the surface of his body.
[16:43] Chuta
    Are there really aliens?
[16:46] Voice
    Oil! I smell oil, Chuta!
[16:50] Chuta
    I don't smell it.
[16:52] Saotome
    Oh, if it isn't Kokonose-kun...
[16:54] Tateyan
    Oh, Chuta.
[16:57] Chuta
    Oh, hello.
[16:58] Voice
    Blob-Blob.
[17:00] Chuta
    Um... Are you coming back from karaoke?
[17:03] Saotome
    It's pretty late, so I'm making sure
    Tateyan gets back safely.
[17:07] Tateyan
    Isn't it great?
[17:08] Chuta
    I see...
[17:11] Voice
    Blob-Blob smells like oil!
[17:13] Chuta
    I told you, I don't smell any oil.
[17:17] Saotome
    Could you be talking about me?
[17:20] Chuta
    No, not at all...
[17:21] Tateyan
    Well, yeah. Saotome-chan
    smells much better than that.
[17:26] Laine
    Smell? Is he talking about SPH?
[17:30] Riggs
    That's inconceivable. Earthlings
    don't have the ability to sense SPH.
[17:36] Voice
    Chuta, I smell oil from Blob-Blob.
    Blob-Blob smells like oil.
[17:41] Chuta
    Shut up! I'm telling you,
    nothing smells like oil!
[17:45] Chuta
    Also, it's not Blob-Blob...
[17:49] Saotome
    Who... Who are you calling Blob-Blob?
[17:53] Tateyan
    Saotome-chan?
[17:55] Chuta
    Sensei?
[17:57] Saotome
    I can't stand being called "Blob-Blob."
    It's even worse than missing a meal!
[18:12] Tonto
    It's the Chabrolian!
[18:14] Maclane
    He found the criminal!
[18:16] Laine
    Oh?
[18:17] Chabrolian
    Ugh, how did you find me out?
[18:21] Voice
    It really was a Blob-Blob, huh, Chuta?
[18:24] Chuta
    Actually, I'd say it's more Chub-Chub.
[18:26] Chabrolian
    Don't be so rude!
[18:29] Chabrolian
    That's an ēlDLIVE badge!
[18:33] Chabrolian
    You're not going to catch me!
[18:35] Chabrolian
    Come any closer, and I'll kill this brat!
[18:39] Chuta
    Tateyan!
[18:40] Tateyan
    H-Help me, Chuta.
[18:45] Tateyan
    Help me, Chuta!
[18:49] Gucchi
    Help me!
[18:52] Chuta
    I'll save you!
[18:53] Voice
    Chuta, the rock on the right...
[18:55] Chuta
    The right? Got it!
[18:56] Voice
    No, that one's dangerous!
[19:02] Chuta
    Something bad's going to happen again...
[19:03] Voice
    You always say that, Chuta.
[19:05] Chuta
    See! This is exactly why!
[19:07] Chuta
    Someone like me, who keeps hearing
    this weird voice is absolutely useless!
[19:11] Chuta
    I'll never be able to be a police officer!
[19:13] Chabrolian
    If you understand,
    get lost already, ēlDLIVE!
[19:17] Tateyan
    Wait, Chuta! You're the only one!
[19:20] Tateyan
    Please! Help me, Chuta!
[19:24] Chuta
    I'm the only one who can save him?
[19:27] Chabrolian
    Shut up!
[19:32] Chuta
    Tateyan...
[19:33] Voice
    This isn't good.
[19:34] Chuta
    At this rate, it's going to get us, Chuta.
[19:39] Laine
    I guess this is the end...
[19:44] Chuta
    If I do something, something bad will happen.
[19:47] Chuta
    That's why, as much as possible, I tried
    not to get involved with the people around me.
[19:52] Chuta
    But...
[19:54] (Flashback) Tateyan
    Well, show up if you change your mind.
[19:56] (Flashback) Tateyan
    I'm Tateyan.
[19:58] Chuta
    Tateyan, who talked to me despite
    how I am, is asking me for help.
[20:03] Voice
    We should fall back for now.
[20:06] Chuta
    Can't I save him somehow?
[20:09] Voice
    Chuta?
[20:11] Chuta
    You're a part of me,
[20:13] Chuta
    so help me think of a way to save Tateyan!
[20:15] Voice
    What did you just say, Chuta?
[20:17] Chuta
    Shut up, and think with me!
[20:20] Chuta
    I'm the only one here!
    I'm going to save Tateyan!
[20:26] Voice
    With you?
[20:27] Voice
    This is strange, Chuta. It's a new sensation.
[20:31] Riggs
    Chuta Kokonose's SPH level is rising.
[20:36] Chuta
    Stop! Let go of Tateyan!
[20:38] Chabrolian
    Come on. He's gonna snap in half.
[20:40] Chuta
    Stop!
[20:42] Chabrolian
    Come on...
[20:43] Chuta
    Stop!
[20:46] Voice
    Sympathy!
[20:56] Monitalien
    It's been a while since my symbiotic
    technique has been activated.
[20:59] Chuta
    Huh?
[21:04] Chuta
    Wh-What is this?
[21:06] Laine
    The symbol on its forehead
    belongs to the Lost Griffith.
[21:11] Laine
    There's only one way we'd
    see something like that on Earth...
[21:15] Laine
    A Monitalien!
[21:17] Riggs
    Monitaliens are organisms sent across
    various planets to observe those planets
[21:22] Riggs
    by the inhabitants of Griffith,
    which flourished over four billion years ago.
[21:30] Monitalien
    You have a stupid look
    on your face right now, Chuta.
[21:32] Chuta
    No way!
[21:33] Monitalien
    You can see me?
[21:34] Chuta
    Yeah, I can see you! So the voice
    that's been talking to me all this time...
[21:37] Monitalien
    We'll talk later, Chuta.
[21:38] Monitalien
    The Blob-Blob's gonna wake up.
[21:41] Chabrolian
    I don't know what you just did,
    but you're not going to get away with it!
[21:51] Chabrolian
    You're not getting away!
[21:53] Chuta
    Crap! Crap!
[21:55] Monitalien
    Imagine it, Chuta.
[21:57] Monitalien
    Any joint action we take
    begins as soon as you picture it.
[22:01] Chuta
    Picture?
[22:03] Chabrolian
    I'll get you this time!
[22:07] Chuta
    It's coming!
[22:08] Monitalien
    Look at that thing's body,
    and imagine how to beat it.
[22:11] Chuta
    Huh?
[22:13] Chuta
    That thing's body is all flabby and loose...
[22:17] Chuta
    What if we stitched up its body like a rag?
[22:21] Monitalien
    Sympathy!
[22:33] Chabrolian
    I can't breathe!
[22:39] Monitalien
    The handcuffs, Chuta!
[22:41] Chuta
    Wh-What...
[22:44] Chuta
    What are you?
[22:51] Laine
    A Monitalien that evolved and a special Earthling
    that is able to bring forth its power...
[22:57] Laine
    How interesting...
[22:59] Chuta
    Ow!
[23:01] Laine
    Chuta Kokonose!
[23:03] Laine
    You pass the ēlDLIVE qualifying exam!
[23:07] Chuta
    I pass?
[23:10] Misuzu
    I'm against this.
[23:18] Chuta
    Wh-What's...
[23:19] Chuta
    Misuzu Sonokata doing here?!
[23:26] Dolugh
    The sewing really worked, Chuta.
[23:27] Chuta
    Yeah.
[23:28] Laine
    But couldn't you come up
    with a cooler attack name?
[23:31] Chuta
    Huh? The sewing wasn't cool?
[23:33] Laine
    Huh?
[23:33] Chuta
    Huh?
[23:34] Dolugh
    Next time on ēlDLIVE,
[23:35] Dolugh
    "Super Cool Space Girl."
SIGN    Next Time
    Super Cool Space Girl
[23:37] Laine
    Sorry, I'm going to pretend
    I didn't hear that.