E7 - Woof? Advent of the Demon King! / Give It to Me Straight

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[00:03] Ejil
    How dare you ignore the orders of the
    almighty ruler of Hell, Demon King Ejil?!
[00:11] Ejil
    I sentence you to three days of
    imprisonment. Guards, take him away.
[00:15] Belial
    Demon King, have mercy!
[00:18] Ejil
    Now, then...
[00:22] Ejil
    The almighty ruler of Hell, Demon King Ejil,
[00:28] Ejil
    will have to acquire these potions in person.
[00:30] Ejil
    Activate! Transportation
    Magic: Quantum Bringum!
[00:35] Ejil
    Though it consumes 90% of
    my mana, I have no choice.
[00:51] ---
    Drugstore
[00:51] ---
    In Another World
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 1
    Woof? Advent of the Demon King!
[02:27] Reiji
    Wel...come?
[02:29] Ejil
    I-Is this Kirio Drugstore?
[02:33] Reiji
    Yes... Are you all right?
[02:36] Ejil
    Yes, I'm fine. I traveled here from a
    distant land in search of new potions.
[02:44] Ejil
    May I have one?
[02:48] Reiji
    I see. Thank you for making the trip.
[02:52] Reiji
    That'll be 1,200 rin per potion.
[02:55] Ejil
    You want me to pay for them? Me?!
[02:58] Reiji
    I don't know who you are, but yes,
    normally you pay for things.
[03:02] Reiji
    He doesn't seem human.
[03:04] Reiji
    Is he some non-human species?
SIGN    Garo Ejil
[03:08] Narration
    Garo Ejil.
[03:10] Narration
    Fiendish tyrant who reigns over demonkind.
[03:14] Narration
    Known as the Demon King.
[03:16] Reiji
    Demon—
[03:17] Ejil
    You want me to pay for them? Me?
[03:21] Reiji
    Why did he say it again? What is he, an NPC?
[03:28] Reiji
    The Demon King is glaring at me.
    It's actually kind of scary.
[03:31] Reiji
    But I can't give in to him here.
[03:35] Reiji
    If you want them,
    you'll have to pay for them.
[03:38] Ejil
    Very well. I shall allow you
    to offer them to me yourself.
[03:44] Ejil
    "Drink as many as you'd like for free."
[03:47] Ejil
    Go on, say it.
[03:51] Reiji
    Maybe I should avoid making
    eye contact with him.
[03:53] Reiji
    Pay up. No matter what you
    say, I expect to be paid.
[03:57] Reiji
    All customers are equal.
[04:01] Reiji
    He flinched.
[04:04] Reiji
    Do you not have any money?
[04:06] Ejil
    Of course I don't have any human money!
[04:11] Ejil
    Hey, you! Why did you put the potion away?
[04:14] Ejil
    Wasn't that for me?
[04:16] Reiji
    Don't you think expecting to receive
    a potion for free is a bit much?
[04:20] Reiji
    Sorry, but you'll have to leave.
[04:22] Ejil
    Then I shall blow this shop down!
[04:31] Reiji
    If you do that, I'll never brew
    potions again. Keep that in mind.
[04:37] Ejil
    I'm sorry, I lied. I just want one.
[04:41] Ejil
    I am Ejil. I'm known as the Demon King.
[04:44] Reiji
    His attitude changed quick!
[04:44] Ejil
    I'm actually pretty strong, you know.
[04:46] Reiji
    So?
[04:46] Ejil
    Uh, um, so...
[04:50] Reiji
    I'm trying to make a living
    selling the things I make.
[04:55] Reiji
    What do you think of someone who
    uses their strength and status
[04:58] Reiji
    to threaten a guy like me for free stuff?
[05:02] Ejil
    I think that's not very nice.
[05:05] Reiji
    Right?
[05:07] Reiji
    He's surprisingly meek.
    Maybe I was a bit too harsh.
[05:09] Reiji
    Anyway, I'm surprised even
    the Demon King has morals.
[05:13] Noela
    Master, food is ready.
[05:18] Noela
    Woof?
[05:27] Noela
    Woof? Welcome.
[05:30] Ejil
    W-Welcome...
[05:32] Ejil
    Um, could you perhaps tell me your name?
[05:35] Ejil
    My name is Garo Ejil.
[05:38] Noela
    I'm Noela.
[05:40] Ejil
    Ah, Noela! Noela... What a wonderful name!
[05:44] Ejil
    Those dignified ears,
    that shining silver hair,
[05:47] Ejil
    those eyes that seduce countless males...
[05:50] Ejil
    And that fluffy tail!
[05:57] Ejil
    Noela, you shall be my wife.
[06:01] Noela
    No.
[06:02] Noela
    I like Master. I don't like you.
[06:08] Reiji
    That was awfully direct...
[06:10] Ejil
    You dare to stand in my way again, human?!
[06:14] Reiji
    My name is Reiji.
[06:16] Reiji
    And I'm not in your way.
    She just doesn't like you.
[06:23] Noela
    Woof.
[06:29] Noela
    Master, food is ready soon.
[06:31] Reiji
    Do you think you could leave now?
[06:33] Ejil
    W-Wait, Reiji. How about this?
[06:37] Ejil
    If you'll give me Ms. Noela and a potion now,
[06:40] Ejil
    I'll give you half the
    world once I conquer it.
[06:44] Ejil
    What do you say?
[06:47] Reiji
    If that were to ever happen,
    you'd give me half?
[06:52] Reiji
    You must be stupid.
[06:54] Reiji
    I'm sure your underlings would be doing
    all the hard work to get you there.
[06:57] Reiji
    Don't you ever think about rewarding them?
[07:00] Reiji
    Should you be giving me half when
    I've done nothing to deserve it?
[07:04] Reiji
    Take better care of your underlings.
[07:07] Ejil
    Yes, you're right.
[07:11] Ejil
    No, wait!
[07:12] Ejil
    Ms. Noela is just that valuable!
[07:14] Reiji
    You can't have Noela.
     Besides, she doesn't like you.
[07:17] Ejil
    I want a potion, and I want Ms. Noela, too!
[07:20] Ejil
    What should I do?
[07:22] Reiji
    Noela likes potions, too.
[07:24] Ejil
    Huh? Is that true?
[07:27] Ejil
    Then I'll take two potions!
[07:30] Reiji
    I thought you didn't have the money for that.
[07:32] Ejil
    Oh, that's right...
[07:33] Reiji
    You forgot about that?
[07:35] Ejil
    Damn... Damn you, human.
[07:39] Ejil
    I'm the Demon King!
[07:43] Reiji
    Did I just drive off the Demon King?
SIGN    3 Days Later
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[07:48] Reiji
    What are you doing here?
[07:49] Ejil
    How's this?
[07:52] Reiji
    You scrounged up some money, huh?
[07:54] Ejil
    Indeed.
[07:56] Ejil
    I terrified some humans by telling them
    I was the Demon King and instructed them
[08:01] Ejil
    to put their money in this bag.
[08:04] Ejil
    Even the riffraff were quick to understand.
[08:08] Reiji
    It's all small change.
[08:10] Reiji
    Did they believe you when you
    said you were the Demon King?
[08:14] Reiji
    Did you cast some kind of spell
    that proved your identity?
[08:17] Ejil
    Of course not. It would've revealed my
    location, and someone would've come for me.
[08:23] Ejil
    They must have trusted the kingly
    dignity that pours off of me.
[08:28] Reiji
    Well, good job. They must've
    looked at you with pity.
[08:32] Ejil
    No. Why?
[08:34] Ejil
    They marveled at my dignity
    and were struck with fear.
[08:44] Ejil
    Wh-Why are you looking at me like that?
[08:46] Reiji
    This isn't nearly enough, but I'll sell
    you one potion, since I feel bad for you.
[08:52] Ejil
    D-Don't do that! There's
    nothing pitiful about me!
[08:55] Ejil
    How much am I short?
[08:58] Ejil
    I'll bring the correct amount immediately!
[09:00] Reiji
    It's fine. I feel sorry for you.
[09:03] Ejil
    I don't need your sympathy!
[09:05] Reiji
    I can't help but feel sorry for you.
[09:08] Ejil
    If I accept this, that would mean
    acknowledging that I'm pitiful.
[09:14] Noela
    Master, what's the matter?
[09:17] Ejil
    Ms. Noela, would you accept
    this potion of mine?
[09:21] Noela
    Don't need it. I have the
    potion I got from Master.
[09:26] Reiji
    Poor kid! He's the Demon King,
[09:29] Reiji
    but he couldn't afford a potion with the money
    he collected from humans who pitied him.
[09:33] Reiji
    To top it off, he tried to give the
    potion he received out of pity to Noela,
[09:36] Reiji
    but she rejected it.
[09:38] Ejil
    You again, Reiji?
[09:41] Reiji
    Do you want to take another
    one with you as a souvenir?
[09:47] Ejil
    How dare you mock me? I'm the Demon King!
[09:51] Ejil
    Why am I being treated like this?
[09:55] Reiji
    You should gratefully accept my pity potion.
[09:58] Ejil
    I don't want your pity potion!
[10:00] Ejil
    What I want is a potion!
[10:02] Noela
    I finished my potion.
[10:04] Noela
    Master, make me a new one.
[10:05] Ejil
    That's it! If I learn to make these potions,
[10:09] Ejil
    then Ms. Noela's body and heart will be mine!
[10:14] Reiji
    What are you suddenly smirking about?
[10:20] Ejil
    Reiji!
[10:21] Reiji
    What? Quiet down.
[10:23] Ejil
    Master Reiji, please make me your apprentice.
[10:25] Reiji
    What? Should the Demon King be bowing to me?
[10:28] Reiji
    If your underlings saw you,
    I'm sure they'd be begging you to stop.
[10:30] All
    Demon King!
[10:34] Reiji
    Sorry, can't do it.
[10:35] Ejil
    I knew you'd say that.
[10:36] Ejil
    Master Reiji, if you make me your
    apprentice, I'll give you half the world.
[10:42] Reiji
    I don't need that.
[10:43] Reiji
    And you shouldn't say that until
    after you've conquered the world.
[10:46] Reiji
    Also, my skills aren't something I can teach.
[10:49] Ejil
    I see. "Techniques aren't
    taught, they're stolen."
[10:53] Ejil
    That's the craftsman's way.
[10:55] Reiji
    I didn't say that. Do you really
    have that much time on your hands?
[10:58] Ejil
    What a silly question.
[10:59] Ejil
    I could come for roughly
    five hours four days a week.
[11:02] Reiji
    I guess the Demon King
    has a lot of free time!
[11:05] Ejil
    I shall polish your bottles.
[11:12] Reiji
    I'm not teaching you anything.
[11:14] Reiji
    Oh, we're busy on Saturday and Sunday.
[11:16] Reiji
    I guess it would be helpful
    if you came on weekends.
[11:19] Ejil
    That's fine! I'll find a way to make it work.
[11:23] Reiji
    I'm pretty strict, you know.
[11:24] Ejil
    No problem! Bring it on!
[11:27] Ejil
    Thank you for having me!
[11:28] Noela
    Woof.
[11:29] Mina
    The tea is ready.
[11:31] Mina
    Oh? Who is this boy?
[11:34] Ejil
    Woman, how dare you speak
    that way to the Demon King?!
[11:37] Ejil
    I sentence you to whipping!
[11:41] Mina
    Is this someone I should avoid
    making eye contact with?
[11:44] Mina
    Now we won't be able to make eye contact.
[11:46] Ejil
    What is this woman?
[11:52] Reiji
    And that's how the Demon King became
    an employee of Kirio Drugstore.
[12:01] Ejil
    I finished cleaning the bottles.
[12:03] Ejil
    Master, what should I do next?
[12:05] Reiji
    Well, let's see... Why don't you
    help Noela clean the shop?
[12:10] Ejil
    Got it!
[12:12] Mina
    Mr. Ejil seems to be doing well.
[12:14] Reiji
    Today's his third day working here.
[12:16] Mina
    It must be the power of love.
[12:21] Ejil
    Ms. Noela, I shall assist you.
[12:23] Noela
    Don't need help.
[12:25] Ejil
    Huh?
[12:28] Ejil
    Ms. Noela, I'll learn how to
    make those potions soon.
[12:32] Ejil
    Please wait until then.
[12:34] Neola
    I don't get it.
[12:37] Mina
    Mr. Ejil, I've made some tea.
    You're welcome to have some.
[12:41] Ejil
    Woman, Ms. Noela and I are
    discussing work right now!
[12:45] Ejil
    Don't interrupt us!
[12:47] Reiji
    Hey!
[12:48] Ejil
    Ow!
[12:49] Reiji
    Not "woman." Call her "Ms. Mina."
[12:52] Reiji
    Jeez. He acts like the Demon King
    to everyone except me and Noela.
[12:57] Reiji
    Customer service would be a problem for him.
[12:59] Reiji
    He's an Elaine type.
[13:04] Ejil
    Master, I heard you use your skills
    to help those in trouble.
[13:11] Reiji
    Yeah.
[13:12] Ejil
    I'm facing a problem right now.
[13:14] Ejil
    The Eastern 3rd Division of my army
    is being forced back by humans.
[13:21] Ejil
    At this rate, one of our
    key positions will fall.
[13:24] Ejil
    Could you use your skills
    to do something about this?
[13:26] Reiji
    That's way too huge a problem!
[13:28] Reiji
    I'm not a tactician, I'm a pharmacist.
[13:30] Reiji
    I make medicines. Do you understand?
[13:33] Reiji
    Hold on, has he forgotten that I'm a human?
[13:37] Ejil
    Medicines...
[13:38] Ejil
    In that case, make me a medicine that will
    resurrect all eight of the past Demon Kings!
[13:43] Ejil
    I believe I'd be able to
    conquer the world then.
[13:47] Reiji
    With that many Demon Kings,
    you'd have a civil war on your hands!
[13:50] Reiji
    I'm not making that.
[13:52] Ejil
    Then make me a medicine that
    will kill off all humans.
[13:55] Reiji
    That'd be a weapon.
[13:56] Ejil
    You won't make that, either?
[13:58] Ejil
    Then I'd like to know how
    Ms. Noela truly feels.
[14:02] Ejil
    What she think really thinks of me.
[14:05] Reiji
    I'm pretty sure she tells
    you that all the time.
[14:07] Ejil
    Master, Ms. Noela is what
    they call a tsundere!
[14:11] Reiji
    No way!
[14:13] Ejil
    I want to know.
[14:15] Ejil
    Without lies, lip service, or embellishment.
[14:18] Ejil
    Her raw feelings.
[14:21] Reiji
    I understand the desire not to believe
    that's how she really feels, but...
[14:24] Ejil
    I'd like you to make me a medicine that
    will allow me to hear her true thoughts.
[14:28] Reiji
    Hear her true thoughts?
[14:30] Reiji
    But there are some things
    you're better off not knowing.
[14:34] Ejil
    Master!
[14:40] Reiji
    No matter what she says,
[14:41] Reiji
    you won't be disheartened, you won't
    cry, and you won't go berserk.
[14:44] Reiji
    If you can promise me that,
    I'll make it for you.
[14:48] Ezil
    Of course. I promise with
    all my body and soul!
[14:52] Reiji
    All right.
[14:54] Reiji
    Could you gather these materials?
[14:57] Reiji
    The medicine requires
    some unique ingredients.
[14:59] Ejil
    I shall gather them. Rather,
    I shall make them do it.
[15:02] Ejil
    I'll mobilize my entire army!
[15:04] Ejil
    Wait for me!
[15:10] Reiji
    The Demon King's army sure has it rough.
[15:19] Ejil
    M-Master, I've gathered the ingredients.
[15:23] Reiji
    Good work.
[15:26] Reiji
    Looks like you got everything.
[15:27] Ejil
    I'm going to rest here for a bit.
[15:35] Reiji
    You did good.
[15:57] Reiji
    It's done!
SIGN    Give It to Me Straight
[15:59] Narration
    Give It to Me Straight.
[16:01] Narration
    Allows one to hear the true thoughts
    of the person who drinks it.
[16:03] Narration
    Effective for half a day.
[16:10] Reiji
    I guess it doesn't matter
    who feeds it to Noela.
[16:14] Noela
    Master, what is it?
[16:16] Reiji
    Hey, good afternoon.
[16:17] Reiji
    I made a new medicine.
[16:20] Reiji
    Would you like to taste
    this delicious potion?
[16:22] Noela
    I would!
[16:24] Noela
    Smells good.
[16:28] Noela
    Tasty! Delicious!
[16:32] Reiji
    Hey, Noela...
[16:34] Noela
    Huh?
[16:34] Reiji
    What do you think of me?
[16:36] Noela
    Woof?
[16:38] Noela
    Master, what's gotten into you?
[16:41] Reiji
    It works! I can hear her thoughts! Wow!
[16:45] Reiji
    She looks confused.
[16:46] Reiji
    I guess she can't hear her own inner voice.
[16:50] Reiji
    Anyway, what do you think of me?
[16:54] Noela
    I like you, Master.
[16:55] Noela
    I love you, I love you, I love you!
[16:58] Reiji
    I see! What a sweet girl!
[17:01] Ejil
    Master!
[17:02] Reiji
    Ejil, it's ready.
[17:05] Ejil
    Understood.
[17:09] Ejil
    Ms. Noela.
[17:11] Ejil
    I am Garo Ejil, the man who will
    someday conquer this world.
[17:16] Ejil
    What do you think of me?
[17:20] Noela
    Whatever.
[17:20] Noela
    Whatever.
[17:22] Reiji
    She's totally indifferent!
[17:24] Reiji
    She neither likes nor dislikes him!
[17:25] Reiji
    In some ways, this hurts even
    more than being disliked!
[17:28] Reiji
    See? I told you. She already
    tells you all the time.
[17:31] Ejil
    I-I'm not done yet, Master.
    I-I'm just getting started.
[17:36] Ejil
    H-How can I make you like me?
[17:42] Noela
    I don't know.
[17:43] Noela
    Become Master.
[17:44] Ejil
    I see. You're trying to cheer me up.
[17:48] Noela
    No.
[17:48] Noela
    No.
[17:49] Ejil
    In other words, if I learn to
    make potions like my master,
[17:52] Ejil
    then you'll learn to love me.
[17:54] Noela
    No.
[17:54] Noela
    No.
[17:55] Ejil
    You're telling me to do my best.
[17:56] Noela
    No.
[17:56] Noela
    No.
[17:58] Ejil
    Ms. Noela!
[17:59] Noela
    Stay away!
[17:59] Noela
    Stay away!
[18:05] Ejil
    Someday I'll conquer the world...
[18:10] Reiji
    He can use Give It to Me Straight,
    but Noela already speaks her mind,
[18:16] Reiji
    and Ejil takes everything positively.
[18:18] Mina
    Oh? Mr. Reiji, is this a new flavor of potion?
[18:22] Mina
    I'm going to have a sip.
[18:24] Reiji
    Wait, that's—
[18:27] Mina
    It's a bit sweet.
[18:30] Mina
    It's delicious.
[18:31] Reiji
    Uh, yeah...
[18:33] Reiji
    What is she going to say to me?
[18:35] Mina
    Oh?
[18:38] Mina
    Mr. Ejil, you'll catch a
    cold sleeping down there.
[18:43] Mina
    Isn't he on the clock?
    Why is this kid sleeping?
[18:48] Reiji
    Her true thoughts are terrifying!
[18:49] Noela
    Woof!
[18:49] Noela
    Woof!
[18:52] Noela
    Mina scary.
[18:52] Noela
    Mina scary.
[18:57] Mina
    Ms. Noela, did you just call me scary?
[19:00] Mina
    I can hear you, you know.
[19:05] Noela
    I called Mina scary.
[19:07] Mina
    What? What about me is scary?
[19:11] Mina
    She's hiding behind Mr. Reiji again.
    Mr. Reiji is babying her, too.
[19:15] Mina
    These two are always getting
    up to crap like this.
[19:18] Reiji
    I'm sorry! I won't baby her anymore!
[19:22] Mina
    Huh? What are you talking about, Mr. Reiji?
[19:25] Mina
    I have no idea what's going on.
[19:27] Mina
    I don't have time for this. I need
    to prepare lunch and do the laundry.
[19:31] Reiji
    Dark Mina is terrifying!
[19:33] Reiji
    Mina—rather, Lady Mina,
    why don't you take a break?
[19:36] Reiji
    We'll handle all the household chores.
[19:39] Mina
    Lady Mina? But Mr. Reiji, that's my job.
[19:44] Mina
    Ugh, my shoulders are so stiff.
[19:47] Reiji
    Noela, rub her shoulders!
[19:49] Noela
    Woof!
[19:49] Noela
    Woof!
[19:52] Mina
    What's gotten into you, Ms. Noela?
[19:54] Mina
    Hey, that hurts. A little more to the left.
[19:56] Reiji
    Noela!
[19:57] Noela
    Woof!
[19:59] Mina
    Oh, right there.
[20:01] Mina
    She's not useless after all.
[20:04] Mina
    That feels great.
[20:08] Reiji
    Hold on. Why are you trying to run away?
[20:11] Ejil
    M-Master, my shift has ended.
    I thought I'd leave for the day.
[20:17] Ejil
    My aide can be quite fussy, and I'm
    worried about the 3rd Division.
[20:20] Reiji
    You're not done yet.
[20:22] Reiji
    We're going to overcome this crisis together.
[20:25] Reiji
    Take up your position.
[20:28] Ejil
    Yes, Master.
SIGN    Temporarily Closed
[20:41] Reiji
    The only things I know how to cook
    are fried rice and pot stickers!
[20:57] Mina
    It's delicious.
[20:58] Mina
    This actually isn't too bad.
[21:02] Ejil
    Master, you did it!
[21:04] Mina
    What's gotten into everyone?
    They're acting so weird.
[21:07] ---
    Thank goodness!
[21:11] Reiji
    I definitely can't sell this.
[21:14] Reiji
    If couples were to use this,
    they'd get into arguments.
[21:18] Reiji
    Hearing someone's true thoughts
    all the time is exhausting.
[21:22] Reiji
    Lip service rocks!
SIGN    Closing Time
[21:28] Ejil
    Thank you for making the trip
    to Kirio Drugstore again today.
[21:32] Ejil
    Come again—
[21:33] Mina
    Huh?
[21:34] Ejil
    Nothing!
[21:41] Kasty
    Elaine, I'm coming in.
[21:43] Elaine
    Okay. What is it, Father?
[21:47] Kasty
    This was mixed in with my laundry.
[22:01] Sign
    Next Customer
[22:01] Kasty
    H-Huh?
SIGN    Illustration by: Yasuyuki