E6 - Stuck-In-Place Super Glue / Glossy Shine Polish

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[00:05] ---
    Drugstore
[00:05] ---
    In Another World
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 1
    Stuck-In-Place Super Glue
[01:32] Reiji
    I'm back.
[01:37] Reiji
    Wh-What was that?!
[01:39] Noela
    Woof.
[01:45] Noela
    Woof.
[01:46] Mina
    Ms. Noela, it's dangerous to
    swing a knife at full strength.
[01:49] Noela
    Mina, not full strength. 10% strength.
[01:52] Mina
    Why are you so pleased with yourself?
[01:59] Mina
    What did I tell you?
    Ms. Noela, you broke another knife!
[02:03] Mina
    Mr. Reiji will be upset when
    he finds out about this!
[02:05] Noela
    Woof!
[02:06] Noela
    Sorry, Mina. Sorry.
[02:08] Noela
    It's a secret. Don't tell Master.
[02:11] Noela
    We have spare knives.
    Master won't know I broke it.
[02:14] Mina
    That knife you broke just
    now was our spare knife.
[02:17] Noela
    Woof?!
[02:19] Mina
    What am I going to do?
    I won't be able to cook today.
[02:22] Noela
    Woof...
[02:25] Mina
    Moping cutely won't do you any good.
[02:27] Reiji
    Is something wrong?
[02:28] Mina
    Oh, Mr. Reiji.
[02:29] Mina
    Listen to this. Ms. Noela—
[02:31] Noela
    Master!
[02:32] Noela
    Mina is angry.
[02:33] Mina
    Yes, because—
[02:34] Reiji
    I know, I know. I was watching.
[02:36] Reiji
    Noela broke a knife, right?
[02:38] Noela
    Woof?!
[02:40] Noela
    Master, are you mad?
[02:43] Reiji
    I wouldn't get angry over a knife or two.
[02:46] Noela
    Woof!
[02:47] Mina
    Jeez. Mr. Reiji, you always baby her.
[02:50] Mina
    In any case, I won't be able to cook now.
[02:53] Reiji
    That's a problem for me, too.
[02:55] Mina
    Could you go buy another
    knife at the tool shop?
[03:01] Reiji
    Well, not being able to cook
    dinner is a big problem.
[03:05] Noela
    I'll go with you!
[03:08] Reiji
    Noela is as carefree as ever.
[03:12] Reiji
    Is this the right way?
[03:15] Reiji
    We're going to the tool shop.
[03:16] Noela
    Tool shop? Why are you going there, Master?
[03:19] Reiji
    I knew it. She forgot.
[03:23] Noela
    I remember now! A knife!
[03:26] Reiji
    Looks like this is the place.
[03:28] Noela
    Woof.
[03:29] Reiji
    Let's go inside.
[03:31] Noela
    Woof.
[03:34] Reiji
    It's so dark.
[03:40] Reiji
    This place is filthy.
[03:42] Reiji
    Is this store even open?
[03:46] Noela
    Master, I want this!
[03:49] Noela
    Hup.
[03:50] Noela
    Ta-da! How do I look, Master?
[03:56] Reiji
    You can hardly stand.
[03:58] Noela
    Woof...
[03:58] Reiji
    Let's see...
[04:02] Reiji
    Found them.
[04:03] Reiji
    Let's see... Hello!
[04:07] Reiji
    I'd like to buy a knife.
[04:12] Reiji
    Excuse me... I need a knife.
[04:18] Reiji
    Excuse me!
[04:27] Reiji
    Excuse me!
[04:29] Paula
    Oh, shut up!
[04:39] Reiji
    H-Hello?
[04:42] Noela
    Hello, woof?
[04:48] Paula
    Shut up. Stop shouting at me.
[04:55] Paula
    I'm drowning in repairs.
[04:58] Paula
    When I woke up, I found
    myself lying on the floor.
[05:03] Reiji
    Repairs?
[05:06] Paula
    Hey, are you that alchemist
    everyone's been talking about?
[05:09] Reiji
    I'm a pharmacist.
[05:10] Noela
    Woof.
[05:10] Sign
    Paula
[05:11] Paula
    I'm Paula. As you can see, I run this shop.
[05:15] Reiji
    "As you can see"?
[05:17] Reiji
    A-Anyway, nice to meet you.
[05:21] Noela
    Nice to meet you.
[05:25] Reiji
    You're busy with repairs?
[05:27] Paula
    So busy.
[05:29] Paula
    You know, I drink your enerpos every night.
[05:33] Paula
    They're a lifesaver. Thank you.
[05:36] Reiji
    Enerpos? Oh, you mean my energy potions.
[05:40] Paula
    That's right. I've been asked to repair
    the Red Cat Brigade's armor on top of
[05:44] Paula
    what the townsfolk have asked me to do.
[05:50] Paula
    I'm so sleepy.
[05:51] Reiji
    So you've been pulling all-nighters.
[05:53] Paula
    These gauntlets have been giving me trouble.
[05:56] Paula
    They belong to the beautiful
    and awesome captain.
[05:59] Reiji
    Ms. Annabelle? Oh, I see
    this iron plate is broken.
[06:04] Reiji
    She protects the town by fighting bandits,
    capturing robbers, and subduing drunkards.
[06:11] Reiji
    I appreciate everything Ms. Annabelle does.
[06:13] Noela
    This goes... here.
[06:15] Noela
    This goes... here?
[06:20] Reiji
    This looks like a lot of work.
[06:22] Reiji
    How do you fix them?
[06:23] Paula
    By patching them up with leather
    or using iron to mend them.
[06:28] Paula
    The toughest jobs are iron plates
    that have broken in half and
[06:31] Paula
    can't be repaired no matter how
    hard I try, like these gauntlets.
[06:36] Paula
    I wish they'd buy new ones, but they ask
    me to repair what they have instead.
[06:41] Paula
    These jobs take up the most time.
[06:44] Reiji
    Well, the Red Cat Brigade
    is a poor mercenary company.
[06:53] Paula
    Rei, can't you make some kind
    of incredible liquid that
[06:56] Paula
    fixes things just by sticking
    broken parts in it?
[06:59] Reiji
    "Rei"?
[07:00] Reiji
    I can't make the kind of
    magic tool you're asking for.
[07:05] Reiji
    Sticking?
[07:08] Reiji
    Sticking... sticking...
[07:11] Reiji
    Wait, I may be able to make something!
[07:13] Paula
    What? Really?!
[07:15] Reiji
    Give me a minute!
[07:16] Noela
    Bring it on, Demon King! I'll make you cry!
[07:19] Noela
    Werewolves are strong! Woof, woof, woof!
[07:22] Noela
    Take one critical hit, and two,
    and three, and four...
[07:25] Reiji
    That's it, Noela the Hero! Show no mercy!
[07:31] Mina
    Oh, welcome... back...
[07:32] Reiji
    Here, your knives.
[07:37] Mina
    Thank you. Now I can cook
    us a delicious dinner.
[08:02] Reiji
    Okay, it's done!
[08:03] Mina
    See you later.
[08:07] Reiji
    Paula, it's do—
[08:12] Reiji
    Paula, wake up. It's done.
    You'll able to fix things quickly with this.
[08:18] Paula
    Huh? What? Rei, you made it already?
[08:18] Reiji
    Wow...
[08:24] Reiji
    Yes.
[08:25] Paula
    No way!
[08:28] Paula
    This'll fix things quickly?
[08:30] Reiji
    Yeah. Watch this.
[08:38] Paula
    It stuck together! What?!
[08:41] Paula
    How? How? How?! That only took a second! Wow!
[08:47] Reiji
    Pull as hard as you can!
[08:56] Sign
    Stuck-In-Place Super Glue
[08:57] Narration
    Stuck-In-Place Super Glue.
[08:59] Narration
    A liquid that attaches objects
    with tremendous adhesive strength.
[09:04] Paula
    I-I can't pull it apart at all.
    What is this? It's friggin' incredible.
[09:08] Reiji
    R-Right?
[09:10] Reiji
    Great. Now Ms. Annabelle can
    fight as hard as she wants.
[09:13] Paula
    I'll be able to work so much faster now!
[09:16] Paula
    Thanks, Rei!
[09:17] Reiji
    Sure thing. Huh?
[09:19] Noela
    Woof.
[09:21] Noela
    Woof, woof.
[09:23] Reiji
    H-Hey, that's—
[09:27] Noela
    Woof? Woof?
[09:30] Noela
    Woof! They're stuck together! Woof!
[09:33] Reiji
    Don't do that!
[09:38] Noela
    Master, disaster!
[09:40] Reiji
    Yeah, I know.
[09:42] Paula
    Those'll be stuck together for a while.
[09:45] Reiji
    Okay, okay. I know. Let's head home for now.
[09:53] Reiji
    Hey, wait! Noela, d-don't tell me you...
[09:56] Reiji
    It won't come off!
[10:04] Noela
    It won't come off. I'm stuck to Master.
[10:06] Reiji
    Don't you dare sparkle at me!
[10:08] Paula
    Rei, I'll stop by to thank you later!
[10:12] Reiji
    Got it.
[10:16] Mina
    Welcome back.
[10:19] Mina
    Why are you holding hands?
[10:21] Noela
    I'm stuck to Master because of the medicine.
[10:24] Noela
    We'll be together forever!
[10:29] Noela
    Woof.
[10:29] Mina
    What? That's what happened?
[10:31] Mina
    D-Does that mean you'll have to bathe,
    use the bathroom, and go to bed together?
[10:35] Reiji
    I guess so.
[10:36] Noela
    Bathing, bathroom, and bed together.
[10:39] Reiji
    We'll be together while bathing
    and using the bathroom, too.
[10:42] Reiji
    We'll see everything.
[10:46] Noela
    Woof.
[10:47] Reiji
    Does that mean she's okay with it?
[10:48] Mina
    What?!
[10:50] Mina
    Y-You can't do that! It's indecent!
[10:53] Mina
    You'll even be sleeping in the same b-b-bed!
[10:55] Mina
    Don't do anything dirty!
[10:58] Noela
    Not dirty. You're dirty for thinking that.
[11:02] Noela
    Mina, you're the dirtiest of all.
[11:05] Mina
    Oh, no!
[11:07] Reiji
    Mina, what were you imagining?
[11:09] Mina
    Huh?!
[11:11] Noela
    Dirty thoughts. Mina was
    thinking dirty thoughts.
[11:16] Mina
    I was not!
[11:18] Reiji
    Oh, so that's why.
[11:20] Reiji
    Even though you're telling us it's
    wrong, you're the dirtiest one here.
[11:24] Mina
    You're bullying me!
[11:27] Mina
    Yes, that's right! I have a
    dirty mind! Are you satisfied?
[11:28] Reiji
    Maybe we teased her a bit too much.
[11:33] Reiji
    This is impossible to do
    one-handed! Noela, hold still!
[11:37] Noela
    Woof, woof!
[11:38] Reiji
    Okay, it's done.
[11:42] Narration
    Stuck No More Releasing Agent.
[11:42] Sign
    Stuck No More Releasing Agent
[11:44] Narration
    A liquid that weakens
    powerful adhesive forces.
[11:48] Noela
    No, no! I won't be stuck to Master anymore!
[11:50] Reiji
    Hey, hold still!
[11:57] Noela
    It came off. But we were one...
[11:58] Reiji
    Noela, from now on, don't go
    touching medicines you don't—
[12:02] Reiji
    She's not listening.
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
SIGN    The Next Day
[12:07] Reiji
    Thank you.
[12:10] Reiji
    Yesterday was a disaster.
[12:13] Reiji
    Welco—
[12:25] Reiji
    Who is this woman?
[12:28] Reiji
    Glasses and blue hair?
[12:48] Reiji
    U-Um...
[12:53] Paula
    Because of you, Rei, I was able to
    get plenty of sleep today. Thanks.
[12:58] Reiji
    Are you Paula?!
[12:59] Paula
    Yeah.
[13:01] Reiji
    What?!
[13:03] Paula
    What, did you forget about me?
[13:06] Reiji
    No, I just didn't recognize you.
[13:08] Reiji
    What?!
[13:10] Reiji
    She looks totally different!
[13:12] Paula
    After that, I was able to finish the work
    I thought would take me a whole month,
[13:20] Paula
    all because of that stuff!
[13:22] Paula
    That medicine is amazing!
[13:25] Paula
    And so are you for making it so quickly!
[13:28] Paula
    Here's your payment.
[13:30] Reiji
    This much?
[13:31] Reiji
    This is too much.
[13:33] Paula
    I'll stop by again when I'm free.
[13:36] Paula
    See you later.
[13:41] Reiji
    Stop by again? She wouldn't...
[13:45] Reiji
    I had no idea she meant she'd
    be coming over every day.
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[13:49] Noela
    Woof, woof.
SIGN    3 Days Later
[13:53] Paula
    It's not that those people
    don't come to my shop.
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 2
    Glossy Shine Polish
[13:59] Reiji
    "Those people"? You mean adventurers?
[14:03] Paula
    Yeah. They come to my shop,
[14:06] Paula
    but they look at my merchandise
    and then leave immediately.
[14:11] Paula
    It's written all over their faces. They think
    it's just a shoddy countryside tool shop.
[14:18] Mina
    Ms. Paula, welcome.
[14:20] Paula
    Thanks. Mina, you're
    looking cute again today.
[14:23] Mina
    Oh, please.
[14:26] Reiji
    Paula, you're like a middle-aged man.
[14:30] Paula
    Hey, wanna hang out after work?
[14:33] Reiji
    Could you not hit on my employees?
[14:37] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, should I serve some tea?
[14:41] Reiji
    No need. She'll be leaving soon.
[14:44] Paula
    Rei, don't be like that.
[14:47] Paula
    We're both shopkeepers. I'm sure
    there's plenty we could discuss.
[14:51] Reiji
    There really isn't. I've run out of things
    to say since you've been coming every day.
[14:56] Paula
    You know, I've got plenty of good
    merchandise, too, Rei! But they...
[15:01] Reiji
    You're still talking? You do
    whatever you want, don't you?
[15:04] Paula
    If you look closely, you'll find that
    I've got a decent selection of tools.
[15:07] Paula
    But they leave without taking a good look.
[15:09] Reiji
    Your shop is just dark overall.
[15:13] Reiji
    It feels less like a tool shop
    and more like an antique shop.
[15:17] Paula
    What?! That's not true!
[15:20] Paula
    I keep my merchandise polished!
[15:23] Reiji
    And it's still that dark?
[15:25] Reiji
    How is she polishing that stuff?
[15:27] Paula
    Wanna come over? Wanna come?
    Wanna check things out?
[15:31] Reiji
    Guess I don't have a choice.
[15:33] Reiji
    Yeah, your store is too dark.
[15:35] Paula
    You think so? I think this is normal.
[15:39] Reiji
    You've gotten used to it because
    you're here all the time.
[15:42] Reiji
    This is why adventurers who
    stop by leave immediately.
[15:46] Paula
    Really? You think so?
[15:51] Reiji
    Wh-What?!
[15:52] Paula
    I-It burns...
[15:53] Reiji
    Are you a vampire?!
[15:57] Reiji
    Are you a child?!
[15:58] Paula
    Just kidding.
[16:00] Paula
    But it is a little brighter now, Rei.
[16:04] Reiji
    Right?
[16:04] Paula
    If you could just handle the
    rest, that would be great.
[16:06] Reiji
    Hold on. You're doing this, too.
[16:07] Paula
    All of it!
[16:09] Paula
    "Too"? You mean you'll help me, Rei?
[16:14] Reiji
    I shouldn't have said that.
[16:17] Paula
    I need employees, don't I?
[16:20] Paula
    I'd like someone cute, like Mina.
[16:23] Reiji
    You can't have Mina.
[16:24] Paula
    What about Noela, then?
[16:25] Reiji
    You can't have Noela, either.
[16:26] Noela
    Aww...
[16:28] Paula
    Fine, then. I'll guess you'll do.
[16:31] Reiji
    Why are you acting like you
    just have no other choice?
[16:35] Reiji
    You should look elsewhere for employees.
[16:39] Paula
    But there aren't any cute girls.
[16:41] Reiji
    Then why did you try to recruit me?!
[16:43] Paula
    Because we could enjoy
    chatting about shopkeeping.
[16:46] Reiji
    How?!
[16:49] Reiji
    See? Doesn't your shop feel bigger now?
[16:52] Paula
    It does! It's kind of bright, too!
[16:55] Paula
    All right, let's get this place cleaned up!
[16:58] Both
    Yeah!
[17:02] Reiji
    I let her talk me into cleaning again.
[17:04] Paula
    Let's get cleaning!
[17:08] Reiji
    It looks a little dark.
[17:11] Reiji
    The color must've dulled since
    it's been on the shelf for so long.
[17:15] Reiji
    Do you polish these?
[17:17] Paula
    Rude! There's no dust on them, is there?
[17:20] Paula
    I polish them with oil once a week!
[17:23] Reiji
    Once a week?
[17:26] Reiji
    It's covered with small scratches.
[17:28] Reiji
    She might be able to sell
    this if she kept it cleaner.
[17:33] Reiji
    Kept it cleaner?
[17:36] Paula
    Hey, we're cleaning!
    Where are you going, alchemist?
[17:40] Reiji
    I'm not an alchemist!
[17:52] Reiji
    Okay, it's done!
SIGN    Glossy Shine Polish
[17:54] Narration
    Glossy Shine Polish.
[17:56] Narration
    A liquid that polishes away small scratches.
[18:02] Paula
    I'm glad you're back. Once you start
    cleaning, it can be hard to stop.
[18:07] Reiji
    Try polishing your merchandise with this.
[18:09] Paula
    What's this?
[18:11] Reiji
    Try it.
[18:13] Paula
    Okay.
[18:21] Paula
    Wow, it's so clean!
[18:23] Paula
    Look, Rei!
[18:25] Reiji
    It looks totally different.
[18:27] Paula
    This is insane! This is an
    incredible invention, Rei!
[18:30] Paula
    It made this cuirass super clean!
[18:33] Paula
    Rei, I think I can sell this now.
[18:35] Paula
    This will make people stop calling it
    a shoddy countryside tool shop.
[18:40] Reiji
    It's no wonder people called your shop
    shoddy, considering your merchandise.
[18:43] Paula
    Did you say something?
[18:44] Reiji
    I think I'll polish something, too.
[18:48] Reiji
    I've been thinking...
[18:50] Reiji
    I'm not sure how I feel about a girl
    saying "friggin'" all the time.
[18:52] Paula
    Don't sweat the small stuff.
[18:59] Paula
    This is friggin' amazing! Friggin' wow!
[19:02] Paula
    It's so friggin' clean! Friggin' amazing!
[19:06] Paula
    Friggin' wow, friggin' clean, friggin' amazing!
[19:09] Reiji
    That should do it.
[19:10] Noela
    Master, Master, Master...
[19:18] Noela
    Wrong store.
[19:22] Both
    All right!
[19:24] Paula
    I'll definitely get a lot of business now!
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[19:28] Reiji
    One week later...
[19:30] Paula
    We need to do something to attract
    more adventurers to town.
[19:36] Paula
    My shop's all clean now,
    but no adventurers are coming.
[19:42] Reiji
    I see.
[19:44] Paula
    Adventurers don't come to
    this town in the first place.
[19:47] Reiji
    Well, we are way out in the countryside.
    We don't have any shrines or caves.
[19:52] Paula
    We should build a dungeon.
[19:54] Paula
    You can handle that, right, Rei?
[19:56] Reiji
    What do you think a pharmacist does?
[20:03] Paula
    You just thought I'm a pain
    in the butt, didn't you?
[20:07] Reiji
    Just now? I've thought that for a while.
[20:11] Paula
    Huh?
[20:13] Reiji
    That was kind of funny.
[20:15] Reiji
    I'm kidding. It was just a joke.
[20:18] Reiji
    I'm sure you'll be able to sell your
    goods once some adventurers show up.
[20:20] Paula
    Yeah, you're right.
[20:25] Reiji
    Uh-oh. I guess I shouldn't tease
    her about that anymore.
[20:31] Paula
    You felt a little bad about what
    you said just now, didn't you?
[20:34] Reiji
    What? Nope.
[20:36] Paula
    You're lying. You totally
    friggin' thought that.
[20:39] Paula
    You're too easy, Rei.
[20:39] Reiji
    I didn't think that! Jeez, you're a pain!
SIGN    Closing Time
[20:44] Reiji
    Kirio Drugstore.
[20:45] Noela
    Thank you...
[20:46] Mina
    ...for visiting...
[20:49] All
    ...again today.
[20:51] ---
    Woof!
[20:54] Belial
    Demon King, I acquired more of
    that medicine from the human town.
[21:07] Ezil
    As usual, it's criminally delicious.
[21:10] Ezil
    You only bought one?
[21:12] Ezil
    I thought I ordered you to buy two.
[21:14] Belial
    Demon King, th-the truth is, you seem to
    be hooked on these energy potions lately.
[21:21] Belial
    I'm concerned you're drinking too many.
[21:24] Ezil
    Drinking too many?
[21:25] Belial
    I mean... it's a medicine.
[21:27] Belial
    We don't know what side effects it
    could have. If you became addicted—
[21:31] Ezil
    That! Doesn't! Matter!
[21:34] Ezil
    How dare you ignore the orders of the
    almighty ruler of Hell, Demon King Ejil?!
[21:42] Ezil
    I sentence you to three days of
    imprisonment. Guards, take him away.
[21:46] Belial
    Demon King, have mercy!
[21:50] Ezil
    Now, then...
[21:53] Ezil
    The almighty ruler of Hell, Demon King Ejil,
[21:59] Ezil
    will have to acquire these potions in person.
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