E7 - Woof? Advent of the Demon King! / Give It to Me Straight
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[00:03] Ejil
How dare you ignore the orders of the
almighty ruler of Hell, Demon King Ejil?!
[00:11] Ejil
I sentence you to three days of
imprisonment. Guards, take him away.
[00:15] Belial
Demon King, have mercy!
[00:18] Ejil
Now, then...
[00:22] Ejil
The almighty ruler of Hell, Demon King Ejil,
[00:28] Ejil
will have to acquire these potions in person.
[00:30] Ejil
Activate! Transportation
Magic: Quantum Bringum!
[00:35] Ejil
Though it consumes 90% of
my mana, I have no choice.
[00:51] ---
Drugstore
[00:51] ---
In Another World
SIGN Kirio Drugstore
SIGN Today's Prescription: Part 1
Woof? Advent of the Demon King!
[02:27] Reiji
Wel...come?
[02:29] Ejil
I-Is this Kirio Drugstore?
[02:33] Reiji
Yes... Are you all right?
[02:36] Ejil
Yes, I'm fine. I traveled here from a
distant land in search of new potions.
[02:44] Ejil
May I have one?
[02:48] Reiji
I see. Thank you for making the trip.
[02:52] Reiji
That'll be 1,200 rin per potion.
[02:55] Ejil
You want me to pay for them? Me?!
[02:58] Reiji
I don't know who you are, but yes,
normally you pay for things.
[03:02] Reiji
He doesn't seem human.
[03:04] Reiji
Is he some non-human species?
SIGN Garo Ejil
[03:08] Narration
Garo Ejil.
[03:10] Narration
Fiendish tyrant who reigns over demonkind.
[03:14] Narration
Known as the Demon King.
[03:16] Reiji
Demon—
[03:17] Ejil
You want me to pay for them? Me?
[03:21] Reiji
Why did he say it again? What is he, an NPC?
[03:28] Reiji
The Demon King is glaring at me.
It's actually kind of scary.
[03:31] Reiji
But I can't give in to him here.
[03:35] Reiji
If you want them,
you'll have to pay for them.
[03:38] Ejil
Very well. I shall allow you
to offer them to me yourself.
[03:44] Ejil
"Drink as many as you'd like for free."
[03:47] Ejil
Go on, say it.
[03:51] Reiji
Maybe I should avoid making
eye contact with him.
[03:53] Reiji
Pay up. No matter what you
say, I expect to be paid.
[03:57] Reiji
All customers are equal.
[04:01] Reiji
He flinched.
[04:04] Reiji
Do you not have any money?
[04:06] Ejil
Of course I don't have any human money!
[04:11] Ejil
Hey, you! Why did you put the potion away?
[04:14] Ejil
Wasn't that for me?
[04:16] Reiji
Don't you think expecting to receive
a potion for free is a bit much?
[04:20] Reiji
Sorry, but you'll have to leave.
[04:22] Ejil
Then I shall blow this shop down!
[04:31] Reiji
If you do that, I'll never brew
potions again. Keep that in mind.
[04:37] Ejil
I'm sorry, I lied. I just want one.
[04:41] Ejil
I am Ejil. I'm known as the Demon King.
[04:44] Reiji
His attitude changed quick!
[04:44] Ejil
I'm actually pretty strong, you know.
[04:46] Reiji
So?
[04:46] Ejil
Uh, um, so...
[04:50] Reiji
I'm trying to make a living
selling the things I make.
[04:55] Reiji
What do you think of someone who
uses their strength and status
[04:58] Reiji
to threaten a guy like me for free stuff?
[05:02] Ejil
I think that's not very nice.
[05:05] Reiji
Right?
[05:07] Reiji
He's surprisingly meek.
Maybe I was a bit too harsh.
[05:09] Reiji
Anyway, I'm surprised even
the Demon King has morals.
[05:13] Noela
Master, food is ready.
[05:18] Noela
Woof?
[05:27] Noela
Woof? Welcome.
[05:30] Ejil
W-Welcome...
[05:32] Ejil
Um, could you perhaps tell me your name?
[05:35] Ejil
My name is Garo Ejil.
[05:38] Noela
I'm Noela.
[05:40] Ejil
Ah, Noela! Noela... What a wonderful name!
[05:44] Ejil
Those dignified ears,
that shining silver hair,
[05:47] Ejil
those eyes that seduce countless males...
[05:50] Ejil
And that fluffy tail!
[05:57] Ejil
Noela, you shall be my wife.
[06:01] Noela
No.
[06:02] Noela
I like Master. I don't like you.
[06:08] Reiji
That was awfully direct...
[06:10] Ejil
You dare to stand in my way again, human?!
[06:14] Reiji
My name is Reiji.
[06:16] Reiji
And I'm not in your way.
She just doesn't like you.
[06:23] Noela
Woof.
[06:29] Noela
Master, food is ready soon.
[06:31] Reiji
Do you think you could leave now?
[06:33] Ejil
W-Wait, Reiji. How about this?
[06:37] Ejil
If you'll give me Ms. Noela and a potion now,
[06:40] Ejil
I'll give you half the
world once I conquer it.
[06:44] Ejil
What do you say?
[06:47] Reiji
If that were to ever happen,
you'd give me half?
[06:52] Reiji
You must be stupid.
[06:54] Reiji
I'm sure your underlings would be doing
all the hard work to get you there.
[06:57] Reiji
Don't you ever think about rewarding them?
[07:00] Reiji
Should you be giving me half when
I've done nothing to deserve it?
[07:04] Reiji
Take better care of your underlings.
[07:07] Ejil
Yes, you're right.
[07:11] Ejil
No, wait!
[07:12] Ejil
Ms. Noela is just that valuable!
[07:14] Reiji
You can't have Noela.
Besides, she doesn't like you.
[07:17] Ejil
I want a potion, and I want Ms. Noela, too!
[07:20] Ejil
What should I do?
[07:22] Reiji
Noela likes potions, too.
[07:24] Ejil
Huh? Is that true?
[07:27] Ejil
Then I'll take two potions!
[07:30] Reiji
I thought you didn't have the money for that.
[07:32] Ejil
Oh, that's right...
[07:33] Reiji
You forgot about that?
[07:35] Ejil
Damn... Damn you, human.
[07:39] Ejil
I'm the Demon King!
[07:43] Reiji
Did I just drive off the Demon King?
SIGN 3 Days Later
SIGN Kirio Drugstore
[07:48] Reiji
What are you doing here?
[07:49] Ejil
How's this?
[07:52] Reiji
You scrounged up some money, huh?
[07:54] Ejil
Indeed.
[07:56] Ejil
I terrified some humans by telling them
I was the Demon King and instructed them
[08:01] Ejil
to put their money in this bag.
[08:04] Ejil
Even the riffraff were quick to understand.
[08:08] Reiji
It's all small change.
[08:10] Reiji
Did they believe you when you
said you were the Demon King?
[08:14] Reiji
Did you cast some kind of spell
that proved your identity?
[08:17] Ejil
Of course not. It would've revealed my
location, and someone would've come for me.
[08:23] Ejil
They must have trusted the kingly
dignity that pours off of me.
[08:28] Reiji
Well, good job. They must've
looked at you with pity.
[08:32] Ejil
No. Why?
[08:34] Ejil
They marveled at my dignity
and were struck with fear.
[08:44] Ejil
Wh-Why are you looking at me like that?
[08:46] Reiji
This isn't nearly enough, but I'll sell
you one potion, since I feel bad for you.
[08:52] Ejil
D-Don't do that! There's
nothing pitiful about me!
[08:55] Ejil
How much am I short?
[08:58] Ejil
I'll bring the correct amount immediately!
[09:00] Reiji
It's fine. I feel sorry for you.
[09:03] Ejil
I don't need your sympathy!
[09:05] Reiji
I can't help but feel sorry for you.
[09:08] Ejil
If I accept this, that would mean
acknowledging that I'm pitiful.
[09:14] Noela
Master, what's the matter?
[09:17] Ejil
Ms. Noela, would you accept
this potion of mine?
[09:21] Noela
Don't need it. I have the
potion I got from Master.
[09:26] Reiji
Poor kid! He's the Demon King,
[09:29] Reiji
but he couldn't afford a potion with the money
he collected from humans who pitied him.
[09:33] Reiji
To top it off, he tried to give the
potion he received out of pity to Noela,
[09:36] Reiji
but she rejected it.
[09:38] Ejil
You again, Reiji?
[09:41] Reiji
Do you want to take another
one with you as a souvenir?
[09:47] Ejil
How dare you mock me? I'm the Demon King!
[09:51] Ejil
Why am I being treated like this?
[09:55] Reiji
You should gratefully accept my pity potion.
[09:58] Ejil
I don't want your pity potion!
[10:00] Ejil
What I want is a potion!
[10:02] Noela
I finished my potion.
[10:04] Noela
Master, make me a new one.
[10:05] Ejil
That's it! If I learn to make these potions,
[10:09] Ejil
then Ms. Noela's body and heart will be mine!
[10:14] Reiji
What are you suddenly smirking about?
[10:20] Ejil
Reiji!
[10:21] Reiji
What? Quiet down.
[10:23] Ejil
Master Reiji, please make me your apprentice.
[10:25] Reiji
What? Should the Demon King be bowing to me?
[10:28] Reiji
If your underlings saw you,
I'm sure they'd be begging you to stop.
[10:30] All
Demon King!
[10:34] Reiji
Sorry, can't do it.
[10:35] Ejil
I knew you'd say that.
[10:36] Ejil
Master Reiji, if you make me your
apprentice, I'll give you half the world.
[10:42] Reiji
I don't need that.
[10:43] Reiji
And you shouldn't say that until
after you've conquered the world.
[10:46] Reiji
Also, my skills aren't something I can teach.
[10:49] Ejil
I see. "Techniques aren't
taught, they're stolen."
[10:53] Ejil
That's the craftsman's way.
[10:55] Reiji
I didn't say that. Do you really
have that much time on your hands?
[10:58] Ejil
What a silly question.
[10:59] Ejil
I could come for roughly
five hours four days a week.
[11:02] Reiji
I guess the Demon King
has a lot of free time!
[11:05] Ejil
I shall polish your bottles.
[11:12] Reiji
I'm not teaching you anything.
[11:14] Reiji
Oh, we're busy on Saturday and Sunday.
[11:16] Reiji
I guess it would be helpful
if you came on weekends.
[11:19] Ejil
That's fine! I'll find a way to make it work.
[11:23] Reiji
I'm pretty strict, you know.
[11:24] Ejil
No problem! Bring it on!
[11:27] Ejil
Thank you for having me!
[11:28] Noela
Woof.
[11:29] Mina
The tea is ready.
[11:31] Mina
Oh? Who is this boy?
[11:34] Ejil
Woman, how dare you speak
that way to the Demon King?!
[11:37] Ejil
I sentence you to whipping!
[11:41] Mina
Is this someone I should avoid
making eye contact with?
[11:44] Mina
Now we won't be able to make eye contact.
[11:46] Ejil
What is this woman?
[11:52] Reiji
And that's how the Demon King became
an employee of Kirio Drugstore.
[12:01] Ejil
I finished cleaning the bottles.
[12:03] Ejil
Master, what should I do next?
[12:05] Reiji
Well, let's see... Why don't you
help Noela clean the shop?
[12:10] Ejil
Got it!
[12:12] Mina
Mr. Ejil seems to be doing well.
[12:14] Reiji
Today's his third day working here.
[12:16] Mina
It must be the power of love.
[12:21] Ejil
Ms. Noela, I shall assist you.
[12:23] Noela
Don't need help.
[12:25] Ejil
Huh?
[12:28] Ejil
Ms. Noela, I'll learn how to
make those potions soon.
[12:32] Ejil
Please wait until then.
[12:34] Neola
I don't get it.
[12:37] Mina
Mr. Ejil, I've made some tea.
You're welcome to have some.
[12:41] Ejil
Woman, Ms. Noela and I are
discussing work right now!
[12:45] Ejil
Don't interrupt us!
[12:47] Reiji
Hey!
[12:48] Ejil
Ow!
[12:49] Reiji
Not "woman." Call her "Ms. Mina."
[12:52] Reiji
Jeez. He acts like the Demon King
to everyone except me and Noela.
[12:57] Reiji
Customer service would be a problem for him.
[12:59] Reiji
He's an Elaine type.
[13:04] Ejil
Master, I heard you use your skills
to help those in trouble.
[13:11] Reiji
Yeah.
[13:12] Ejil
I'm facing a problem right now.
[13:14] Ejil
The Eastern 3rd Division of my army
is being forced back by humans.
[13:21] Ejil
At this rate, one of our
key positions will fall.
[13:24] Ejil
Could you use your skills
to do something about this?
[13:26] Reiji
That's way too huge a problem!
[13:28] Reiji
I'm not a tactician, I'm a pharmacist.
[13:30] Reiji
I make medicines. Do you understand?
[13:33] Reiji
Hold on, has he forgotten that I'm a human?
[13:37] Ejil
Medicines...
[13:38] Ejil
In that case, make me a medicine that will
resurrect all eight of the past Demon Kings!
[13:43] Ejil
I believe I'd be able to
conquer the world then.
[13:47] Reiji
With that many Demon Kings,
you'd have a civil war on your hands!
[13:50] Reiji
I'm not making that.
[13:52] Ejil
Then make me a medicine that
will kill off all humans.
[13:55] Reiji
That'd be a weapon.
[13:56] Ejil
You won't make that, either?
[13:58] Ejil
Then I'd like to know how
Ms. Noela truly feels.
[14:02] Ejil
What she think really thinks of me.
[14:05] Reiji
I'm pretty sure she tells
you that all the time.
[14:07] Ejil
Master, Ms. Noela is what
they call a tsundere!
[14:11] Reiji
No way!
[14:13] Ejil
I want to know.
[14:15] Ejil
Without lies, lip service, or embellishment.
[14:18] Ejil
Her raw feelings.
[14:21] Reiji
I understand the desire not to believe
that's how she really feels, but...
[14:24] Ejil
I'd like you to make me a medicine that
will allow me to hear her true thoughts.
[14:28] Reiji
Hear her true thoughts?
[14:30] Reiji
But there are some things
you're better off not knowing.
[14:34] Ejil
Master!
[14:40] Reiji
No matter what she says,
[14:41] Reiji
you won't be disheartened, you won't
cry, and you won't go berserk.
[14:44] Reiji
If you can promise me that,
I'll make it for you.
[14:48] Ezil
Of course. I promise with
all my body and soul!
[14:52] Reiji
All right.
[14:54] Reiji
Could you gather these materials?
[14:57] Reiji
The medicine requires
some unique ingredients.
[14:59] Ejil
I shall gather them. Rather,
I shall make them do it.
[15:02] Ejil
I'll mobilize my entire army!
[15:04] Ejil
Wait for me!
[15:10] Reiji
The Demon King's army sure has it rough.
[15:19] Ejil
M-Master, I've gathered the ingredients.
[15:23] Reiji
Good work.
[15:26] Reiji
Looks like you got everything.
[15:27] Ejil
I'm going to rest here for a bit.
[15:35] Reiji
You did good.
[15:57] Reiji
It's done!
SIGN Give It to Me Straight
[15:59] Narration
Give It to Me Straight.
[16:01] Narration
Allows one to hear the true thoughts
of the person who drinks it.
[16:03] Narration
Effective for half a day.
[16:10] Reiji
I guess it doesn't matter
who feeds it to Noela.
[16:14] Noela
Master, what is it?
[16:16] Reiji
Hey, good afternoon.
[16:17] Reiji
I made a new medicine.
[16:20] Reiji
Would you like to taste
this delicious potion?
[16:22] Noela
I would!
[16:24] Noela
Smells good.
[16:28] Noela
Tasty! Delicious!
[16:32] Reiji
Hey, Noela...
[16:34] Noela
Huh?
[16:34] Reiji
What do you think of me?
[16:36] Noela
Woof?
[16:38] Noela
Master, what's gotten into you?
[16:41] Reiji
It works! I can hear her thoughts! Wow!
[16:45] Reiji
She looks confused.
[16:46] Reiji
I guess she can't hear her own inner voice.
[16:50] Reiji
Anyway, what do you think of me?
[16:54] Noela
I like you, Master.
[16:55] Noela
I love you, I love you, I love you!
[16:58] Reiji
I see! What a sweet girl!
[17:01] Ejil
Master!
[17:02] Reiji
Ejil, it's ready.
[17:05] Ejil
Understood.
[17:09] Ejil
Ms. Noela.
[17:11] Ejil
I am Garo Ejil, the man who will
someday conquer this world.
[17:16] Ejil
What do you think of me?
[17:20] Noela
Whatever.
[17:20] Noela
Whatever.
[17:22] Reiji
She's totally indifferent!
[17:24] Reiji
She neither likes nor dislikes him!
[17:25] Reiji
In some ways, this hurts even
more than being disliked!
[17:28] Reiji
See? I told you. She already
tells you all the time.
[17:31] Ejil
I-I'm not done yet, Master.
I-I'm just getting started.
[17:36] Ejil
H-How can I make you like me?
[17:42] Noela
I don't know.
[17:43] Noela
Become Master.
[17:44] Ejil
I see. You're trying to cheer me up.
[17:48] Noela
No.
[17:48] Noela
No.
[17:49] Ejil
In other words, if I learn to
make potions like my master,
[17:52] Ejil
then you'll learn to love me.
[17:54] Noela
No.
[17:54] Noela
No.
[17:55] Ejil
You're telling me to do my best.
[17:56] Noela
No.
[17:56] Noela
No.
[17:58] Ejil
Ms. Noela!
[17:59] Noela
Stay away!
[17:59] Noela
Stay away!
[18:05] Ejil
Someday I'll conquer the world...
[18:10] Reiji
He can use Give It to Me Straight,
but Noela already speaks her mind,
[18:16] Reiji
and Ejil takes everything positively.
[18:18] Mina
Oh? Mr. Reiji, is this a new flavor of potion?
[18:22] Mina
I'm going to have a sip.
[18:24] Reiji
Wait, that's—
[18:27] Mina
It's a bit sweet.
[18:30] Mina
It's delicious.
[18:31] Reiji
Uh, yeah...
[18:33] Reiji
What is she going to say to me?
[18:35] Mina
Oh?
[18:38] Mina
Mr. Ejil, you'll catch a
cold sleeping down there.
[18:43] Mina
Isn't he on the clock?
Why is this kid sleeping?
[18:48] Reiji
Her true thoughts are terrifying!
[18:49] Noela
Woof!
[18:49] Noela
Woof!
[18:52] Noela
Mina scary.
[18:52] Noela
Mina scary.
[18:57] Mina
Ms. Noela, did you just call me scary?
[19:00] Mina
I can hear you, you know.
[19:05] Noela
I called Mina scary.
[19:07] Mina
What? What about me is scary?
[19:11] Mina
She's hiding behind Mr. Reiji again.
Mr. Reiji is babying her, too.
[19:15] Mina
These two are always getting
up to crap like this.
[19:18] Reiji
I'm sorry! I won't baby her anymore!
[19:22] Mina
Huh? What are you talking about, Mr. Reiji?
[19:25] Mina
I have no idea what's going on.
[19:27] Mina
I don't have time for this. I need
to prepare lunch and do the laundry.
[19:31] Reiji
Dark Mina is terrifying!
[19:33] Reiji
Mina—rather, Lady Mina,
why don't you take a break?
[19:36] Reiji
We'll handle all the household chores.
[19:39] Mina
Lady Mina? But Mr. Reiji, that's my job.
[19:44] Mina
Ugh, my shoulders are so stiff.
[19:47] Reiji
Noela, rub her shoulders!
[19:49] Noela
Woof!
[19:49] Noela
Woof!
[19:52] Mina
What's gotten into you, Ms. Noela?
[19:54] Mina
Hey, that hurts. A little more to the left.
[19:56] Reiji
Noela!
[19:57] Noela
Woof!
[19:59] Mina
Oh, right there.
[20:01] Mina
She's not useless after all.
[20:04] Mina
That feels great.
[20:08] Reiji
Hold on. Why are you trying to run away?
[20:11] Ejil
M-Master, my shift has ended.
I thought I'd leave for the day.
[20:17] Ejil
My aide can be quite fussy, and I'm
worried about the 3rd Division.
[20:20] Reiji
You're not done yet.
[20:22] Reiji
We're going to overcome this crisis together.
[20:25] Reiji
Take up your position.
[20:28] Ejil
Yes, Master.
SIGN Temporarily Closed
[20:41] Reiji
The only things I know how to cook
are fried rice and pot stickers!
[20:57] Mina
It's delicious.
[20:58] Mina
This actually isn't too bad.
[21:02] Ejil
Master, you did it!
[21:04] Mina
What's gotten into everyone?
They're acting so weird.
[21:07] ---
Thank goodness!
[21:11] Reiji
I definitely can't sell this.
[21:14] Reiji
If couples were to use this,
they'd get into arguments.
[21:18] Reiji
Hearing someone's true thoughts
all the time is exhausting.
[21:22] Reiji
Lip service rocks!
SIGN Closing Time
[21:28] Ejil
Thank you for making the trip
to Kirio Drugstore again today.
[21:32] Ejil
Come again—
[21:33] Mina
Huh?
[21:34] Ejil
Nothing!
[21:41] Kasty
Elaine, I'm coming in.
[21:43] Elaine
Okay. What is it, Father?
[21:47] Kasty
This was mixed in with my laundry.
[22:01] Sign
Next Customer
[22:01] Kasty
H-Huh?
SIGN Illustration by: Yasuyuki