E2 - This System Is Junk!
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SIGN Episode 2
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SIGN This System Is Junk!
SIGN This System Is Junk!
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Episode Two: "This System Is Junk!"
[00:05] N
The Kingdom was thriving in peace and prosperity, when one day...
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and prosperity, when one day...
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Skip the movie?
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SIGN Skip the
movie?
SIGN Yes
No
[00:10] N
Yes!
SIGN ►
SIGN Audience Chamber
[00:12] L
Uh, we started a second run,
but the opening movie got skipped!
[00:16] M
Keep it down.
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[00:19] M
The text display system will notice!
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SIGN The King
[00:23] K
Thank you for coming, descendant of the hero.
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SIGN I'm sure you've already heard, but our
kingdom teeters on the brink of destruction.
[00:30] L
Long lines already.
[00:33] M
If he flubs his lines,
it'll mess up the text, too.
SIGN The evil god has built a castle to the north,
destabilizing the entire region...
[00:37] L
Please don't mess up, King!
[00:41] K
I want evil to be defeated so that we
can all enjoy peaceful times again.
[00:47] K
Do everything in your power
to bring it to fruition!
[00:50] All
Yay!
[00:53] H1
Nice acting, King.
[00:55] H3
The performance of a lifetime.
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SIGN Now, if you head westward through the plains,
you will find an old grave...
[01:04] L
He's almost done.
[01:05] M
All that's left is to mention
the Hero Darius by name!
[01:08] K
It is...
[01:11] K
Achoo!
SIGN Achoo!!
SIGN Achoo!!
SIGN Achoo!!
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SIGN Achoo!!
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[01:12] K
...us's resting place.
[01:15] L
Now he's done it!
[01:17] M
I-It's okay.
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[01:19] M
If the system identifies
it as noise, we're safe.
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SIGN It is...
Achoous's resting place.
[01:26] L
It made it into the script!
[01:30] Hero
My descendants,
[01:32] Hero
you must collect the pieces of heroic
gear I scattered across the lands.
[01:35] Hero
I'm sure they will prove
of great help to you.
[01:39] N
Hero Achoous.
SIGN The Hero's Grave
[01:42] L
Man, that name does a lot of damage.
[01:45] M
We went and messed up already.
[01:47] M
It's not too late to go
back to the default mode.
[01:51] L
Nah, I feel like this is
giving the story more depth.
[01:55] M
Is that so?
[01:56] K
I'm glad you've made it back safe and sound.
[01:59] K
You face a long, dangerous journey ahead.
[02:02] K
You may choose anyone you like
to accompany you as bodyguards.
[02:06] L
A party member recruitment scene.
[02:09] M
People online hated it because
it only lets you choose guys.
[02:13] K
Choose one of these members:
[02:15] K
Knight,
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[02:16] K
Priest,
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[02:17] K
Wizard,
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[02:18] K
and Maid.
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Maid?!
[02:21] L
Who asked the stupid king to ad-lib?
[02:24] M
No, this may be a great opportunity.
[02:26] M
The castle maid is super popular online.
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ikr?(=Д´=) <br>***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 300 0 l 300 56 l 0 56 <br>***SIGN*** 7 Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)<br> The castle maid was cute! <br>***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 300 0 l 300 56 l 0 56 <br>***SIGN*** 8 Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)<br> Wish there was a maid route... <br>***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 300 0 l 300 56 l 0 56 <br>***SIGN*** 9 Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)<br> ikr?(=Д´=)
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SIGN Who will you take along on your journey?
Knight Priest Wizard Maid
[02:30] N
Who will you take along on your journey?
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Maid.
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[02:33] L
Look at that cursor go!
[02:35] K
The maid?
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What an eccentric choice.
[02:39] M
You're the one who added it!
[02:41] K
Mina, come here.
[02:43] M
Sire.
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SIGN Castle Maid
Mina
[02:45] Mi
It's a pleasure to meet you, Hero.
[02:47] Mi
I'm Mina the maid.
[02:49] Mi
I'm nervous about this, but I'll do my best!
[02:53] H1
Grr! What is with that girl?!
[02:56] H3
Us heroines are in danger!
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