E3 - This Maid Is Junk!

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SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    This Maid Is Junk!
SIGN    This Maid Is Junk!
[00:00] N
    Episode Three: "This Maid Is Junk!"
[00:05] Mi
    It's a pleasure to meet you, Hero.
[00:07] Mi
    I'm Mina the maid.
[00:10] L
    You sure about this?
[00:11] L
    You're having to join
    due to the king's ad-lib.
[00:15] Mi
    I'll be fine.
[00:16] Mi
    I'll do my best, so I don't hold you back.
[00:19] L
    I think I can see why she's so popular.
[00:22] M
    Right?
[00:23] Bo
    Grr!
[00:26] K
    She is but a castle maid, you see.
[00:30] ---
    She won't be much use in battle.
[00:32] M
    Seriously, why did you
    recommend her as a bodyguard?
[00:36] Mi
    Your Majesty, I've been trained
    by the Knight Captain.
[00:39] Mi
    I can fight, no problem!
[00:41] K
    What? Is that so?
[00:44] Mi
    Okay, just watch this.
[00:49] L
    Whoa, the sound as she
    swings through the air...
[00:54] Bo
    She sucks!
[00:55] Mi
    See how good I am?
[00:58] Mi
    See? See?!
[01:00] K
    Now, now, Mina.
[01:02] K
    Calm down.
[01:03] Mi
    Huh?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 550 -10 l 560 0 l 560 70 l 550 80 l 10 80 l 0 70
SIGN    The hero lost 2 HP.
[01:06] N
    The hero lost 2 HP.
[01:10] Mi
    A-Are you okay?!
[01:13] M
    I just remembered that Mina's a klutz.
[01:17] K
    Ahem.
[01:18] K
    You should be able to procure information
    and weapons in the town of Lynx.
[01:24] K
    Sally forth, hero!
[01:27] L
    Don't try to change the topic!
SIGN    POWER OFF
[01:30] N
    Power off.
[01:32] M
    They finally turned it off.
[01:36] H
    King! Because you sneezed,
    my ancestor's name is all weird now!
SIGN    Achoous
[01:40] K
    What was I supposed to do
    about a bodily function?!
[01:44] M
    There, there. Let's begin the meeting.
[01:47] Li
    The town of Lynx is up next, right?
[01:50] Lo
    I think you can get information
    on legendary weapons...
[01:53] Me
    ...and on the evil god!
[01:56] Mi
    And then, uh... What else?
[02:00] P
    Zoom!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 196 -10 l 206 0 l 206 60 l 196 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    Great Sorcerer
    Pyurius
[02:03] P
    It's my turn to shine, isn't it?
[02:06] L
    Right, the battle against
    the Great Sorcerer Pyurius.
[02:11] M
    When you leave town, you run into
    one of the leaders of the Evil Army.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    Great Sorcerer Pyurius
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    Great Sorcerer Pyurius appears!
SIGN    Great Sorcerer Pyurius attacks!
[02:16] M
    In the face of death,
SIGN    The Hero is wiped out... but then, his body is covered in light
[02:17] M
    the hero's power awakens
[02:18] M
    and helps drive him away.
[02:21] P
    One of your scripted battles, basically.
[02:25] L
    It's a bit forced forced, isn't it?
[02:28] Lo
    An enemy leader shows up when you
[02:30] ---
    haven't even gotten used to the setting yet.
[02:33] P
    Do we skip it, then?
[02:35] ---
    The story will feel empty, though.
[02:38] N
    Now loading.
[02:40] L
    Ack! We're back up already!
[02:43] M
    Everyone, back to your posts!
[02:46] Mi
    But we didn't decide on anything!
[02:48] L
    Pyurius! Do whatever you think will work!
[02:52] P
    They're gone.
[02:56] P
    I guess it's all up to little ol' me.