E11 - This Goddess Is Junk!

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SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    This Goddess Is Junk!
SIGN    This Goddess Is Junk!
[00:00] N
    Episode Eleven: "This Goddess Is Junk!"
[00:05] L
    Elouisa? What's going on?
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SIGN    Goddess
    Elouisa
[00:08] E
    Don't give me that!
[00:10] ---
    You guys ruined my buzz
    with how loud you're being!
[00:13] M
    Goddess Elouisa.
[00:15] M
    She's wise and magnanimous...
    or, well, is supposed to be.
[00:19] E
    Hey, Extra! Pour me some booze!
[00:21] E
    M-Ma'am!
[00:23] M
    But she's a cavewoman behind the scenes.
[00:26] L
    Don't just show up partway
    and run your mouth!
[00:28] ---
    We're busy sorting out this mess!
[00:32] E
    Pathetic. You made your choice,
    now live with it.
[00:37] M
    Well, yes, but how do we do that?
[00:42] E
    Hey, open up your status dialogs.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 140 l 170 150 l 10 150 l 0 140
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 140 l 170 150 l 10 150 l 0 140
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 140 l 170 150 l 10 150 l 0 140
SIGN    Mina
    Holy Sister
    HP 250
    MP 140
SIGN    Leedis
    Hero
    HP 50
    MP 50
SIGN    Marius
    Sage
    HP 50
    MP 90
[00:46] Mi
    Like this?
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SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 140 l 170 150 l 10 150 l 0 140
SIGN    Mellie
    Grumpy Brat
    HP 50
    MP 50
SIGN    Lillia
    Loud Woman
    HP 50
    MP 50
[00:49] Li
    What the heck?!
[00:50] ---
    I've gone from cleric to loud woman!
[00:53] Me
    And I'm listed as a grumpy brat now!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 80 l 170 90 l 10 90 l 0 80
SIGN    Mina
    Holy Sister
[01:00] E
    God, that was funny.
[01:02] E
    Now, Mina's actually listed as holy sister.
[01:07] E
    Which means, if you can fix her up,
    you can maintain consistency.
[01:12] M
    Can we?
[01:14] ---
    She was an ordinary maid, at first!
[01:17] E
    Just say Mina was the hidden,
    one true cleric,
[01:22] ---
    and the others were fake decoys.
[01:26] Bo
    Fakes?!
[01:28] Lo
    Oh, dear.
[01:30] L
    I see. That'd make sense,
    even if she was formerly a maid.
[01:35] E
    Open up your action algorithm now.
[01:38] Mi
    Like this?
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SIGN    Mina's Action Algorithm
    
    Attack Allies 95%
    Attack Enemies 3%
    Freeze up in fear 2%
[01:39] N
    Attack Allies: 95 percent.
[01:42] L
    She's just out to kill her allies!
[01:46] E
    She's basically a hit man sent by the kingdom!
[01:51] Mi
    I'm not a hit man!
[01:54] L
    What's the meaning of this, King?
[01:56] Ki
    Huh? I know nothing!
[01:59] M
    Elouisa! Quit laughing and do something!
[02:06] E
    I know, I know.
SIGN    Mina's Action Algorithm
    
    Attack Allies 95%
    Attack Enemies 3%
    Freeze up in fear 2%
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SIGN    Mina's Action Algorithm
    
    Freeze up in fear 95%
    Attack Enemies 3%
    Freeze up in fear 2%
[02:09] N
    Freeze up in fear: 95 %.
[02:12] E
    There. Now it'll be rare
    for her to attack you.
[02:16] Mi
    It hurt me so much to hurt them...
[02:21] Mi
    Thank you!
[02:23] E
    There, there.
[02:25] E
    You shit leads could learn a thing
    or two from this good girl.
[02:28] L
    But we can't beat any enemies at Level 1.
[02:32] M
    The player won't be able
    to progress like this.
[02:36] E
    Pathetic.
[02:38] E
    Don't worry about that.
[02:40] E
    I set up a little thingy to fix that.
[02:43] L
    "Thingy"?
[02:46] N
    Now Loading...
[02:47] M
    The game's been booted up!
[02:49] ---
    Everyone back to your posts!
[02:51] E
    Good luck, have fun!
[02:56] L
    Hey, tell us what you did!