# E2 - This System Is Junk!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6DV0D016/this-system-is-junk)
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***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** This System Is Junk!
***SIGN*** This System Is Junk!
**[00:00] N**
Episode Two: "This System Is Junk!"
**[00:05] N**
The Kingdom was thriving in peace and prosperity, when one day...
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***SIGN*** The Kingdom was thriving in peace
and prosperity, when one day...
**[00:09] N**
Skip the movie?
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***SIGN*** Skip the
movie?
***SIGN*** Yes
No
**[00:10] N**
Yes!
***SIGN*** ►
***SIGN*** Audience Chamber
**[00:12] L**
Uh, we started a second run,
but the opening movie got skipped!
**[00:16] M**
Keep it down.
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***SIGN*** Camera Crystal
***SIGN*** Stare...
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**[00:19] M**
The text display system will notice!
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***SIGN*** The King
**[00:23] K**
Thank you for coming, descendant of the hero.
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***SIGN*** I'm sure you've already heard, but our
kingdom teeters on the brink of destruction.
**[00:30] L**
Long lines already.
**[00:33] M**
If he flubs his lines,
it'll mess up the text, too.
***SIGN*** The evil god has built a castle to the north,
destabilizing the entire region...
**[00:37] L**
Please don't mess up, King!
**[00:41] K**
I want evil to be defeated so that we
can all enjoy peaceful times again.
**[00:47] K**
Do everything in your power
to bring it to fruition!
**[00:50] All**
Yay!
**[00:53] H1**
Nice acting, King.
**[00:55] H3**
The performance of a lifetime.
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***SIGN*** Now, if you head westward through the plains,
you will find an old grave...
**[01:04] L**
He's almost done.
**[01:05] M**
All that's left is to mention
the Hero Darius by name!
**[01:08] K**
It is...
**[01:11] K**
Achoo!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
**[01:12] K**
...us's resting place.
**[01:15] L**
Now he's done it!
**[01:17] M**
I-It's okay.
***SIGN*** Stare...
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**[01:19] M**
If the system identifies
it as noise, we're safe.
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***SIGN*** It is...
Achoous's resting place.
**[01:26] L**
*It made it into the script!*
**[01:30] Hero**
*My descendants,*
**[01:32] Hero**
* you must collect the pieces of heroic*
* gear I scattered across the lands.*
**[01:35] Hero**
* I'm sure they will prove*
* of great help to you.*
**[01:39] N**
Hero Achoous.
***SIGN*** The Hero's Grave
**[01:42] L**
Man, that name does a lot of damage.
**[01:45] M**
We went and messed up already.
**[01:47] M**
It's not too late to go
back to the default mode.
**[01:51] L**
Nah, I feel like this is
giving the story more depth.
**[01:55] M**
Is that so?
**[01:56] K**
I'm glad you've made it back safe and sound.
**[01:59] K**
You face a long, dangerous journey ahead.
**[02:02] K**
You may choose anyone you like
to accompany you as bodyguards.
**[02:06] L**
A party member recruitment scene.
**[02:09] M**
People online hated it because
it only lets you choose guys.
**[02:13] K**
Choose one of these members:
**[02:15] K**
Knight,
***SIGN*** Knight
**[02:16] K**
Priest,
***SIGN*** Priest
**[02:17] K**
Wizard,
***SIGN*** Wizard
**[02:18] K**
and Maid.
***SIGN*** Maid
**[02:19] Bo**
Maid?!
**[02:21] L**
Who asked the stupid king to ad-lib?
**[02:24] M**
No, this may be a great opportunity.
**[02:26] M**
The castle maid is super popular online.
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***SIGN*** 9 Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)
ikr?(=`Д´=)
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The castle maid was cute!
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Wish there was a maid route...
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ikr?(=`Д´=)
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***SIGN*** Who will you take along on your journey?
Knight Priest Wizard Maid
**[02:30] N**
Who will you take along on your journey?
***SIGN*** ►
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**[02:32] N**
Maid.
***SIGN*** ►
**[02:33] L**
Look at that cursor go!
**[02:35] K**
The maid?
**[02:37] ---**
What an eccentric choice.
**[02:39] M**
You're the one who added it!
**[02:41] K**
Mina, come here.
**[02:43] M**
Sire.
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***SIGN*** Castle Maid
Mina
**[02:45] Mi**
It's a pleasure to meet you, Hero.
**[02:47] Mi**
I'm Mina the maid.
**[02:49] Mi**
I'm nervous about this, but I'll do my best!
**[02:53] H1**
Grr! What is with that girl?!
**[02:56] H3**
Us heroines are in danger!