E5 - Hey There!

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[00:05] N
    This is Akari-chan,
    Suwaru's childhood friend who moved to
SIGN    Ohsaka Akari
SIGN    Birthday: May 26
SIGN    Sign: Gemini
SIGN    Height: 158cm
SIGN    Weight: 49kg
SIGN    Blood type: B
[00:08] N
    Osaka right after finishing preschool.
[00:09] N
    Some years pass,
    and Suwaru is in high school.
[00:13] N
    Akari-chan has transferred
    to his school from Osaka.
[00:15] N
    Things are definitely going to
    heat up in the gym after school!
[00:18] N
    What's the plan, Suwaru?
[00:20] Doge
    Well, I can finally take a break.
[00:22] Doge
    Thanks for helping me carry all that stuff.
[00:25] Doge
    It was heavy.
[00:26] Akari
    Sure.
[00:28] Doge
    It's been such a long time
    since we talked together.
[00:31] Doge
    Since preschool, right?
[00:32] Akari
    Y-Yeah.
[00:34] Doge
    What's the matter?
[00:36] N
    (What's up with this vibe?)
[00:38] Akari
    N-Nothing.
[00:39] Akari
    It's not...
[00:41] Doge
    She seems kind of out of it...
[00:44] Doge
    I should try to cheer her up...
[00:45] Akari
    What is it?
[00:47] Akari
    Could you stop staring at me like that?
[00:49] N
    (She's nothing like her usual self.)
[00:51] Doge
    Hey.
[00:51] Akari
    Y-Yeah?
[00:53] Doge
    I'd like to see your underwear.
[00:54] Doge
    Please!
[00:55] Doge
    I'm begging you!
[00:56] Akari
    Huh?!
[00:57] Akari
    What are you groveling for?!
[00:58] Akari
    Why would I show you my underwear?!
[01:01] Akari
    What are you, stupid?
[01:02] Akari
    I'd only show someone I like!
[01:04] Akari
    Someone I...
[01:06] Akari
    Just die!
[01:07] N
    (Thank goodness, she's back to being herself.)
[01:09] Doge
    "Die"?! Isn't that a bit harsh?
[01:11] Doge
    Did you really have to take it that far?!
[01:13] Akari
    Pervert!
[01:14] Akari
    Idiot!
[01:14] Akari
    Die!
[01:15] Doge
    Nice! She's back to normal.
[01:17] Doge
    Good!
[01:18] N
    (Not "good.")
[01:19] Doge
    Come on, I'm begging you!
[01:21] Doge
    Please! Come on!
[01:22] Doge
    They do say "Panties between
    keeps friendship green"!
[01:24] N
    (They do not.)
[01:25] Akari
    What the hell?!
[01:26] Akari
    Even if you keep asking, I'm not doing it.
[01:29] Doge
    That's why I'm begging.
[01:31] Doge
    You know, like "Surprise! Panties!"?
[01:33] N
    (I do not.)
[01:33] Doge
    We were destined to be here together.
[01:35] Doge
    You shouldn't let that go to waste.
[01:36] Doge
    It's a once-in-a-lifetime-night-stand.
[01:39] N
    (You're not making any sense.)
[01:40] Akari
    You're so persistent, idiot!
[01:43] Akari
    There.
[01:43] Akari
    Happy, now?
[01:45] Akari
    I can't show you any more.
[01:47] Doge
    Huh?
[01:47] Doge
    Eh?!
[01:48] Doge
    Whoa!
[01:49] Akari
    This is so embarrassing.
[01:51] Akari
    I can't take anymore.
[01:54] Doge
    Thank you!
[01:54] Doge
    You're the best!
[01:55] Doge
    Beautiful!
[01:56] Doge
    While you're at it, one more thing:
[01:58] Doge
    Could you face forward?
[02:00] Akari
    What are you, crazy?!
[02:01] Akari
    Jeez!
[02:02] Doge
    Please! Look, I'm begging you!
[02:05] N
    (You're so persistent.)
[02:06] Akari
    You're so persistent!
[02:07] Akari
    Why don't you go ahead and look, then?
[02:10] Akari
    Idiot! Dummy! Loser! Pervert! Die!
[02:13] Doge
    Ha!
[02:14] Doge
    I'm not dying!
[02:15] Akari
    That's a wrap!
[02:16] Akari
    Thank you.
[02:16] Doge
    Thank you.
[02:16] Doge
    Thank you.
[02:18] N
    (Ba-dum-tss.)
[03:20] Akari
    So, what did you think of my latest bit?
SIGN    End card: Harimoji
[03:23] Akari
    I have a show in Tokyo next week.
[03:26] Akari
    I have some new material lined up.
[03:27] Akari
    Hope to see you there!