# E5 - Hey There!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRGVN9K3R/hey-there)
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**[00:05] N**
This is Akari-chan,
Suwaru's childhood friend who moved to
***SIGN*** Ohsaka Akari
***SIGN*** Birthday: May 26
***SIGN*** Sign: Gemini
***SIGN*** Height: 158cm
***SIGN*** Weight: 49kg
***SIGN*** Blood type: B
**[00:08] N**
Osaka right after finishing preschool.
**[00:09] N**
Some years pass,
and Suwaru is in high school.
**[00:13] N**
Akari-chan has transferred
to his school from Osaka.
**[00:15] N**
Things are definitely going to
heat up in the gym after school!
**[00:18] N**
What's the plan, Suwaru?
**[00:20] Doge**
Well, I can finally take a break.
**[00:22] Doge**
Thanks for helping me carry all that stuff.
**[00:25] Doge**
It was heavy.
**[00:26] Akari**
Sure.
**[00:28] Doge**
It's been such a long time
since we talked together.
**[00:31] Doge**
Since preschool, right?
**[00:32] Akari**
Y-Yeah.
**[00:34] Doge**
What's the matter?
**[00:36] N**
(What's up with this vibe?)
**[00:38] Akari**
N-Nothing.
**[00:39] Akari**
It's not...
**[00:41] Doge**
She seems kind of out of it...
**[00:44] Doge**
I should try to cheer her up...
**[00:45] Akari**
What is it?
**[00:47] Akari**
Could you stop staring at me like that?
**[00:49] N**
(She's nothing like her usual self.)
**[00:51] Doge**
Hey.
**[00:51] Akari**
Y-Yeah?
**[00:53] Doge**
I'd like to see your underwear.
**[00:54] Doge**
Please!
**[00:55] Doge**
I'm begging you!
**[00:56] Akari**
Huh?!
**[00:57] Akari**
What are you groveling for?!
**[00:58] Akari**
Why would I show you my underwear?!
**[01:01] Akari**
What are you, stupid?
**[01:02] Akari**
I'd only show someone I like!
**[01:04] Akari**
Someone I...
**[01:06] Akari**
Just die!
**[01:07] N**
(Thank goodness, she's back to being herself.)
**[01:09] Doge**
"Die"?! Isn't that a bit harsh?
**[01:11] Doge**
Did you really have to take it that far?!
**[01:13] Akari**
Pervert!
**[01:14] Akari**
Idiot!
**[01:14] Akari**
Die!
**[01:15] Doge**
Nice! She's back to normal.
**[01:17] Doge**
Good!
**[01:18] N**
(Not "good.")
**[01:19] Doge**
Come on, I'm begging you!
**[01:21] Doge**
Please! Come on!
**[01:22] Doge**
They do say "Panties between
keeps friendship green"!
**[01:24] N**
(They do not.)
**[01:25] Akari**
What the hell?!
**[01:26] Akari**
Even if you keep asking, I'm not doing it.
**[01:29] Doge**
That's why I'm begging.
**[01:31] Doge**
You know, like "Surprise! Panties!"?
**[01:33] N**
(I do not.)
**[01:33] Doge**
We were destined to be here together.
**[01:35] Doge**
You shouldn't let that go to waste.
**[01:36] Doge**
It's a once-in-a-lifetime-night-stand.
**[01:39] N**
(You're not making any sense.)
**[01:40] Akari**
You're so persistent, idiot!
**[01:43] Akari**
There.
**[01:43] Akari**
Happy, now?
**[01:45] Akari**
I can't show you any more.
**[01:47] Doge**
Huh?
**[01:47] Doge**
Eh?!
**[01:48] Doge**
Whoa!
**[01:49] Akari**
This is so embarrassing.
**[01:51] Akari**
I can't take anymore.
**[01:54] Doge**
Thank you!
**[01:54] Doge**
You're the best!
**[01:55] Doge**
Beautiful!
**[01:56] Doge**
While you're at it, one more thing:
**[01:58] Doge**
Could you face forward?
**[02:00] Akari**
What are you, crazy?!
**[02:01] Akari**
Jeez!
**[02:02] Doge**
Please! Look, I'm begging you!
**[02:05] N**
(You're so persistent.)
**[02:06] Akari**
You're so persistent!
**[02:07] Akari**
Why don't you go ahead and look, then?
**[02:10] Akari**
Idiot! Dummy! Loser! Pervert! Die!
**[02:13] Doge**
Ha!
**[02:14] Doge**
I'm not dying!
**[02:15] Akari**
That's a wrap!
**[02:16] Akari**
Thank you.
**[02:16] Doge**
Thank you.
**[02:16] Doge**
Thank you.
**[02:18] N**
(Ba-dum-tss.)
**[03:20] Akari**
So, what did you think of my latest bit?
***SIGN*** End card: Harimoji
**[03:23] Akari**
I have a show in Tokyo next week.
**[03:26] Akari**
I have some new material lined up.
**[03:27] Akari**
Hope to see you there!