E3 - No Panties? No Problem!

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[00:05] N
    The nurse's office, after school.
SIGN    Misenai Kanan
SIGN    Birthday: March 24
SIGN    Sign: Aries
SIGN    Height: 160cm
SIGN    Weight: 50kg
SIGN    Blood type: B
[00:07] N
    Alone with third-year health
    committee member Kanan-chan.
[00:10] N
    Doge Suwaru wants
    to see Kanan-chan's panties.
[00:14] N
    He's going to have to grovel
    and beg to see her panties!
[00:18] N
    Let's dogeza!
[00:20] Kanan
    You want to see my panties?
[00:22] Doge
    Y-Yeah, I do!
[00:23] Kanan
    Yeah? You do, huh?
[00:26] Doge
    H-Huh?!
[00:26] Doge
    It only took ten seconds?!
[00:28] Kanan
    I don't know...
[00:30] N
    (It doesn't look like it's going to
    work out this time around.)
[00:32] Doge
    Damn it!
[00:36] Kanan
    I mean...
[00:40] Kanan
    I'm not wearing any.
[00:42] Doge
    Hurg!
[00:43] Doge
    Y-Y-Yeah, right!
[00:45] Doge
    There's no way you aren't...
[00:46] Doge
    Haah, haah...
[00:48] N
    (Turns out, they're both perverts.)
[00:50] Kanan
    You're no fun.
[00:52] Kanan
    I really am not wearing any.
[00:54] Kanan
    Peekaboo!
[00:55] Kanan
    Peekaboo!
[00:56] Kanan
    Peekaboo!
[00:56] Doge
    N-N-N-No way...
[00:59] Doge
    Who does that?
[01:07] Kanan
    Look, I'm not wearing any.
[01:12] Doge
    Bwahhh!
[01:14] N
    (I like where this is going.)
[01:15] Kanan
    See? I told you.
[01:17] Kanan
    So I can't show you my panties.
[01:25] Kanan
    See?
[01:28] Doge
    Hurgle!
[01:39] N
    (Nice, girl!)
[01:40] N
    (This is great!)
[01:41] Doge
    Ughh!
[01:42] Doge
    I've already won, haven't I?
[01:44] Doge
    Mission accomplished, right?
[01:46] Doge
    This defeats the point of the show,
    but for today, that's all right!
[01:51] Doge
    Hm?
[01:52] Doge
    What's this string?
[01:56] Doge
    Urghhh!
[01:57] N
    (She tricked him!)
[01:58] N
    (She totally tricked him!)
[02:00] Kanan
    H-Hey!
[02:02] Doge
    You lied to me!
[02:03] Doge
    How could you lie to me?!
[02:03] Doge
    How could you?!
[02:06] Kanan
    Don't pull on that!
[02:07] Kanan
    I'm sorry!
[02:08] ---
    Hrngh!
[02:10] Kanan
    No, no, no!
[02:11] Kanan
    It'll come off!
[02:12] Kanan
    It'll come off!
[02:14] Kanan
    I'm sorry!
[02:16] Kanan
    I'm sorry for lying!
[02:17] Kanan
    So please, stop!
SIGN    End card: Unasaka
[03:20] Kanan
    I'm sorry! I won't lie anymore!
[03:22] Kanan
    Forgive me! I'm begging you! Please?
[03:25] Kanan
    Psych! Fooled you!