E6 - Can't Become More Honest

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[00:05] N
    Calm and collected beauty, Rei-chan.
SIGN    Shioya Rei
SIGN    Birthday: August 8 Sign: Leo
SIGN    Height: 160 cm Weight: 50 kg
SIGN    Blood type: AB
[00:08] N
    Wide-open.
[00:09] N
    What? She's wide-open?!
[00:11] N
    Let's doge!
[00:13] N
    Huh? They're calling?
[00:15] N
    What? What's up?
[00:17] N
    Eh?!
[00:20] Doge
    Um, I'm terribly sorry...
[00:22] Doge
    This is such a rude request, but, um...
[00:25] Doge
    May I see your panties?
[00:28] Doge
    I'm begging you!
[00:30] Rei
    I don't mind.
[00:32] Doge
    Huh?
[00:33] Doge
    Eh? You're showing me already?
[00:34] Doge
    Eh? That's it?
[00:36] Doge
    That's how it ends?
[00:37] Rei
    Is it any fun about looking at
    a 100% cotton piece of cloth?
[00:41] Doge
    Y-Yeah, it is, sure.
[00:44] ---
    Huh?!
[00:45] Doge
    Is this girl all right?
[00:46] Doge
    Has she not read the script?
[00:48] Doge
    Bring me the manager.
[00:49] Doge
    They want me to wing it by myself?!
[00:51] Doge
    You're crazy!
[00:52] Doge
    Dude, bring me the director!
[00:54] ---
    Hm?
[00:54] Doge
    I'm being unprofessional?
[00:55] Doge
    I'm not.
[00:56] Doge
    I mean, clearly,
    this girl's not doing it right!
[00:58] N
    (I'm sorry!)
[00:59] N
    (I was sure we explained her part yesterday...)
[01:02] N
    (I guess she didn't quite understand.)
[01:05] N
    lmao
[01:07] Doge
    What is there not to understand?
[01:08] N
    (No, I'm truly sorry! lol)
[01:11] Rei
    Who are you takling to?
[01:12] Doge
    Talking? I'm not talking to anyone.
[01:14] Doge
    Sheesh, please don't get it so confused.
[01:16] Doge
    Yo! What do I do here?!
[01:18] N
    (Deal with it using this, please!)
[01:20] Doge
    What do you mean, "this"?!
[01:21] Doge
    This?!
[01:22] Doge
    Are you insane?
[01:23] Rei
    Are you looking?
[01:25] Doge
    Wow, what an amazing view!
[01:27] Doge
    I'm so happy!
[01:29] Doge
    Damn it, get over here!
[01:31] N
    (Jeez, what now?!)
[01:32] Doge
    You're going to snap at me?
[01:33] Doge
    Are you really going to snap at me?
[01:34] N
    (No, I'll admit our girl's messed up, but...)
[01:37] Doge
    So you're admitting it!
    What's with the attitude?!
[01:40] N
    (Tsk...)
[01:40] Doge
    Did you just click your tongue at me?!
[01:42] Doge
    You did, didn't you?!
[01:43] Rei
    Hey, are you done talking?
[01:45] Rei
    I'm cold.
[01:47] Doge
    W-Wait!
[01:47] Doge
    Just a second.
[01:48] Doge
    Give me just a second.
[01:49] Doge
    Wh-Wh-What do I do?
[01:51] Doge
    Oh, I know!
[01:52] Doge
    I think I'm just going
    to have to stare at this.
[01:54] Doge
    Yeah, I'll do that.
[01:55] Doge
    I'm just going to stare at this
    for the remainder of our time!
[02:00] Doge
    Wow, this cotton's so realistic.
[02:01] Doge
    What the heck? Wow!
[02:03] Rei
    H-Hey...
[02:04] ---
    Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
[02:06] Rei
    You're so close.
[02:08] Doge
    Thank you.
[02:10] Rei
    Stop looking, idiot.
[02:12] Doge
    Your face?
[02:13] Doge
    Oh, you're more embarrassed about that?
[02:14] Doge
    Huh?
[02:15] Doge
    Staaare...
[02:16] Rei
    Stop it!
[02:18] Doge
    Staaaaaaare
[03:20] Rei
    Good work, everyone.
SIGN    End card: Kujo Ichiso
[03:21] Rei
    Huh, really?
[03:23] Rei
    I thought I handled it normally.
[03:25] Rei
    So it all worked out?
[03:26] Rei
    I see.
[03:27] Rei
    Thank you.