E8 - I'm a Baby Now

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[00:05] N
    The school hallway, after school.
[00:06] N
    A girl with ample breasts passes
    by, her silver hair flowing.
SIGN    Toyofusa Urara
SIGN    Birthday: February 19
SIGN    Sign: Pisces
SIGN    Height: 158cm
SIGN    Weight: 55kg
SIGN    Blood type: AB
[00:10] N
    Doge Suwaru has a craving to see
    second-year Toyofusa Urara-chan's boobs.
[00:14] N
    He's going to have to grovel
    for a look at her boobs.
[00:17] N
    Let's dogeza!
[00:21] Urara
    M-My boobs?!
[00:23] Doge
    Y-Yeah.
[00:24] Doge
    I want to see your boobs.
[00:25] N
    (Getting right to it, I see.)
[00:27] Urara
    I-I can't.
[00:29] Doge
    That's what they all say at first.
[00:30] N
    (You say that like you're
    some kind of professional.)
[00:32] Urara
    B-Besides, they're for feeding babies.
[00:36] Doge
    What?! Really?!
[00:37] Doge
    Babies eat boobs?
[00:39] Doge
    I don't know about that...
[00:40] N
    (Does that really need answering?)
[00:42] Urara
    It's true.
[00:43] N
    (Why did you have to stop to think?)
[00:45] Doge
    Wait a second...
[00:46] Doge
    Does that mean, if I become
    a baby, I can get fed?
[00:49] N
    (What kind of logic is that?)
[00:50] Doge
    Man, I'm getting so hungry all of a sudden.
[00:55] Doge
    I might faint.
[00:56] Doge
    I need to eat...
[00:57] Doge
    I mean drink, or I'll collapse.
[00:59] Doge
    I'll collapse!
[00:59] Doge
    Please, milk for the needy!
[01:01] Urara
    You aren't a baby, though Senpai.
[01:04] Urara
    You don't need milk.
[01:06] Doge
    Huh?
[01:07] Doge
    But I'm a baby.
[01:08] Doge
    How could I be anything but a baby?
[01:10] Doge
    Ngyah! Ngyaah... Ogyaah! Ogyaaaah!
[01:12] Doge
    Am I even okay?!
[01:13] N
    (He doesn't have an ounce of shame.)
[01:14] Doge
    Hughiii
[01:14] Doge
    Fugiiiigiii
[01:14] Urara
    S-Senpai!
[01:15] Doge
    Fugiiiigiiii
[01:18] Doge
    Ogyaaaah
[01:19] Doge
    J-Just lift up your cardigan!
[01:21] Doge
    Ogyah! Ogyaaaah
[01:22] Doge
    Ogyaah!
[01:22] N
    (And he's talking.)
[01:22] Doge
    Ogyah!
[01:23] Doge
    Ogyaah!
[01:23] Doge
    Ogyaah!
[01:23] Urara
    S-Senpai!
[01:24] Doge
    Ogyaaaaah!
[01:25] Doge
    Fugiiii
[01:25] Urara
    That's not good!
[01:26] Doge
    Fugiiiigiiii
[01:27] N
    (She took it off.)
[01:28] Doge
    Fugiiii
[01:29] Doge
    Ogyaaaaaaaaah!
[01:31] Urara
    Are you a baby, Senpai?
[01:33] Urara
    Are you actually?
[01:36] Doge
    Fugiiii
[01:36] Doge
    Fugiiii
[01:37] Doge
    Mm
[01:37] Doge
    Fugiiiigiiii
[01:38] Doge
    Ogya!
[01:38] Doge
    M-M-Mama...
[01:39] Doge
    Mama...
[01:39] Urara
    Mama? Me? A mommy?
[01:40] Doge
    Mama...
[01:41] Doge
    Mama...
[01:41] Doge
    Mama...
[01:42] N
    (You aren't a mommy!)
[01:43] N
    (Wake up!)
[01:46] Urara
    I have to protect my baby.
[01:48] Urara
    I have to protect baby Senpai.
[01:50] N
    (How did you reach that conclusion?!)
[01:51] Urara
    Will baby Senpai do as Mommy
    says if I show you my boobs?
[01:57] Doge
    Mm.
[01:57] Doge
    Ogyaaaaaaaah!
[02:01] Urara
    I'll give you some milk.
[02:17] Urara
    Mommy's so embarrassed.
[03:20] Urara
    You're having Mommy's
    special porridge for lunch.
SIGN    End card: Oryou
[03:23] Urara
    Say "ahh."
[03:25] Urara
    Don't do that.
[03:26] Urara
    You have to eat.